#I did not take chops

[padfootswhiskers]

it’s so funny to me that remus didn’t write harry even once during GoF, a year that began with the dark mark at a public event, a ministry official disappearance and an underage harry being chosen for an extremely dangerous tournament

meanwhile sirius, a convicted criminal, snuck into hogsmeade and lived off rats because he wanted to be there for harry

#and yet people will say remus should’ve been godfather too #or #remus and sirius were like parents to harry #let’s all take a moment to remember that until his death (and even after) remus is LUPIN in harry’s mind #God. I need you to give sirius mad chops for everything he did #sirius black #harry potter #good godfather sirius black #gof live blog #hp live blog

[rebouks]

Darien: You’ve got two options; a shitty flight that’ll take over twenty-four hours with two stops, paid for by yourself, or I’ll pay the difference for an eleven hour one. Brynn: The shitty one. Darien: Alright… Brynn: I not think I have enough money yet. Darien: You just didn’t know where to look. Brynn: Thank you. Darien: It’s fine-.. are you excited? Brynn: Not really. Darien: About the baby…

Brynn: Oh, yes! I always think about having babies one day. Darien: With Wyatt? Brynn: Not in the beginning, maybe. Darien: I’m sorry-.. for everything. Brynn: Is okay, I have also trodden on other people to get ahead sometimes. Darien: You seem pretty understanding about it all. Brynn: Life is too short for grudges and regret, no? People change. Darien: I suppose you’re right. Brynn: You know he is called Kaito now? Darien: I know, where’d you think he got his paperwork from?

Brynn: Ohh, you are very clever. Darien: It’s who you know, not what. Brynn: That is true. Darien: Okay, your flight’s booked for tomorrow night at eleven thirty-four. Brynn: Is already tomorrow. Darien: Tonight, then. Brynn: Ough, I am nervous now! Darien: He might take it.. okay-ish? I feel like I don’t know him as well as I used to. Brynn: In a good way though, yes? Darien: Yeah, I think so.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #brynn franz #darien moore #i had more dialogue than i did screenies so weeeee #why did she think he meant she'd be excited about that god awful flight skdjjs brynn pls 😆 #did we expect darien to save the day? maaybe.. #love how firm he is abt it tho #like.. eat ur food take a bath get some sleep.. i've done everything for u now go! #👏👏 #chop chop #still.. he managed to find a plane ticket cheap enough for her to have paid for it herself #so she achieved what she wanted in the end! #just needed a lil help #🤗 #i was also super extra and worked out how many hours she'd worked over abt 6 weeks and figured how much she could save #then looked to see if she could afford a hypothetical plane ticket from the uk to japan for an idea of distance.. n she just abt could #with the worst/longest flight imaginable #skdsjkds #lmao #what am i doin with my time #😂 #okok enough rambling

[ballisterboldheart]

you bark like your blond dog.

#cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #johnny lawrence #chozen toguchi #s.gif #ck spoilers #they r so important to me. do u understand. how important they are. #i love how instantly they became ride or die #also! correct me if i'm wrong but we never really get daniel & johnny fighting back to back #like from what i remember of the chop shop scene #daniel & johnny take opposite sides #but. chozen and johnny naturally drift to cover each other's flank #godd the anger johnny shows when terry implies he killed chozen. unparalleled. #on the flip side. the pride of ''well you look like shit'' like he's so happy his bestie did a number on terry <3

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again. #sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does #like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful #while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child #like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all. #imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child #only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you #his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you #agree deep down #and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept #but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide #and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke #and you discarded it and got a new one #and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow #and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it #until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly #and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different #and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child #and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da #and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand #but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs! #so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee #his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing #and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately. #but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when. #like. imagine that. jesus dude. #like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love #or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do #with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here. #but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like

[ride-a-dromedary]

You think Halsin ever just ripped the logs apart with his bare hands when it was his turn to gather firewood for camp, or what

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #i can very clearly see him doing the captain america #once or twice to maybe show off #but he generally did the chop it most of the way split the rest of it #and the entire camp is just like :O #i imagine thats how halsin did most of his turn of camp chores - combine that wood elf with his strength #and you just have him dragging logs he found in the woods (already fallen! he doesn't cut down trees) #(only takes what he is given and all that) #with no effort #but also he mostly just pulls stick and brush bundles because again we're only taking what we need ok #he also strikes me as the type who would never complain when asked to do something #like oh absolutely whatever you need i'll get right on that

[punctuation-completionist]

you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website

well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.

#ask tag #not counting #like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay #but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized #for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy #there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know #like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view #and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that'' #also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable #i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it #whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault'' #like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma #you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault #and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right? #anyways. that's my take on the situation. #and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here #like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would #like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory #and that was on purpose #but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste #idk just seems like a waste of time #at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened #also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now

[polarfarina]

Made some easy meat tomato sauce for dinner and mmmmm even though the tomato part was pre-done it was still so so good and satisfying. Look

So filling. So delicious

#ghostly posts #food #I say 'easy' but it took me like two hours because I had to clean the counter and the stove and the pan and spatula for the sauce #and then chop garlic and onions (and then realize there are no more onions) and add mini sweet peppers #and then I dug around the potato drawer (weird) and found a shallot so I chopped that up. and I did it all super fine to avoid large chunks #in the sauce cause I'm picky abt that I guess #then you gotta cook the meat most of the way and then add the veggies and cook That for a while and then add the tomato sauce and cook and #season all that and make sure you can boil some moisture out of it without burning the sauce #anyway. there were a lot of steps but I simplified it a little by using pre made tomato sauce #my favorite kind = Newman's own organic marinara. my parents used to get it a lot growing up #so it's a bit comforting #takes me back to an era where I was really young. before I got really sensitive to tomatoes like I am now #(still made and ate this sauce because it's good)

[mandorinart]

new dnd character for new dnd campaign!!

#mandorinart #dnd #it takes place in modern day tokyo #i sure hope nothing bad happens to them #maybe if i start out with missing limbs i wont lose any more #oop #ironically the only tabletop pcs i have that still have all of their limbs are the pirate ones #one of the pirates did get his ears chopped off tho #the other one is trans so.... i guess he got something chopped off too JDFNBSFJBN

[just-slightly-chayotic]

i know i decided to grow out my hair and it's been months and the progress is really good but every day i fight the demons telling me to just get jeff's haircut

#ESPECIALLY SINCE MY DUMBASS DAMAGED IT AGAIN #by going from black box dye to blue. which. meant bleach. #my hairdresser (a lovely lovely man whom i adore and who takes perfect care of my hair muah) said no to fully blue hair #because he said that i WILL have a repeat of the photos i showed him #(i went black because besties it was BAD. like. unsalvageable. (i had a different hairdresser back then)) #(i went black and i chopped it off as much as i could. it was SHORT) #anyways #so #he lightened like half of my hair doing strands and did those blue #so it's kind of a black and blue thing now #which i am obsessed with #but #it still damaged my hair. naturally. #ANYWAYS. THE TEMPTATION IS THERE #tea's ramblings

[maemil]

Bonus Day - Alternate Universe

Technically following starwarssapphicweek's day 7 prompt, I just really wanted to do some star wars mermaids for MerMay, even if sapphic week is over (and it's never the wrong time to post barrissoka)

[ID: A pencil drawing of Ahsoka Tano and Barriss Offee as mermaids holding hands. Ahsoka's tail is striped like her lekku, and she has fins in the same shape as the markings on her cheeks. Her lekku are floating in the water. Barriss' tail has lines all down it like her shirt does and her fins are black diamonds, like her tattoos. She wears a swimming hijab patterned like her normal hood.]

#the original sketch i did of this was done at work in like colored pencils on printer paper #literally would have just posted that because it was kind of fun with the colored lines except it got all chopped up by a kid with scissors #taped it back together and made this with it lol #kind of want to color this very badly so dont be surprised if i post a digital version of it sometime soon #*not* tomorrow though. i am taking a break from posting art everyday. want to write some instead that just always takes me longer :p #swsw2023 #ahsoka tano #barriss offee #barrissoka #sw clone wars #sw art #my art #the clone wars #clone wars #star wars #star wars art #mermay

[silent-partner-412]

My first time playing Xenoblade 2 I thought the game was… problematic, I’ll put it that way. It’s a deeply flawed game and it’s flawed in ways that you can only really get past with either extreme levels of benefit of the doubt (for the extremely weak beginning of the story, bad voice acting and cringy dialogue, questionable character designs, that kinda stuff) or outside help from the community (everything gameplay related. Playing this game the “right way” is very hard to do with how badly the game explains itself). This led to me playing it the first time and wondering what the hell went wrong after Xenoblade 1 was so good.

Then I played Torna: The Golden Country and really enjoyed it. Then I started seeing guides on the internet about how to make the gameplay easier and more fun. Then I replayed the base game eventually and I began to absolutely adore it. Being able to avoid the gameplay pitfalls (especially toward the beginning) and dig into the story and characters more thanks to the context of the late game story + Torna really helped the game for me, and now it’s one of my favorite games. But also getting to that point took an abnormal amount of dedication that most people probably won’t have for a game this obviously flawed.

#xenoblade #xenoblade 2 #xenoblade chronicles 2 #xenoblade chronicles #essentially it boils down to xenoblade 2 bad but i love it #chapters 8 through 10 are peak xenoblade if you ask me #also part of me wonders if future redeemed will help do the same with xc3 #cuz as of now it’s by far my least favorite of the numbered games and it did take playing torna for me to start enjoying more of 2 #but also idk #i think the flaws of 3 feel more structural #like the fact that it feels like the true end of the story was chopped off the end #but i guess we’ll see

[labyrynth]

i cannot stress this enough:

nie mingjue tried to kill jin guangyao, both before and after he died, but nmj’s reasons for trying to kill jgy never included “jin guangyao killed him.”

nmj never knew that jgy played a part in his death.

he was generally paranoid, but there is no indication that he had any real, concrete information about anything jgy was dealing with. nmj never actually knew anything about what jgy was doing.

he did not know that jgy had done anything to the music, and he had no reason to believe that the progression of his qi instability was anything other than natural. we don’t see any indication that he even acknowledged that it was getting worse.

moreover, nmj tried to kill jgy multiple times BEFORE he died, even before jgy started playing for him. even after jgy was playing for him, what finally set off nmj’s fatal qi deviation was not, in fact, the revelation that jgy was trying to kill him, but overhearing jgy’s private comment to xichen that nmj was treating jgy poorly. that was what sent him into his fatal, paranoid rage.

#mdzs #mdzs talk #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #meta #does this count as a meta? it’s more of a PSA. like. it’s indisputably canon that nmj DID NOT KNOW bc if he DID then jgy would just be dead #like if nmj thought that jgy was actually trying to kill him he would have just straight up killed jgy #if nmj somehow not only knew that jgy was trying to kill him but also that it was specifically the MUSIC?? #like what he’s just gonna sit there and be like ‘ah damn he’s trying to poison me again :/‘ #‘too bad there’s literally nothing i can do like getting up and leaving or kicking him out’ #like???? lmfao???????? #anyway fanfic writers i’m looking at you #none of this deus ex “da-ge’s spirit tells us exactly who killed him and how’ bullshit #like even assuming such a thing were possible (which canonically it’s explicitly NOT) they all saw him qi deviate!! #like idk about you but if a dude has heart disease and his family has a history of early death due to complications from heart disease #and like especially if all he’s doing to curb it is like. idk cutting down on sodium. but not taking meds or lowering stress or anything. #if a guy like that has a heart attack and dies like. ur gonna have a hard time claiming that he was murdered #especially if he died literally attempting to murder the guy you claim supposedly murdered him (even though he died of a heart attack) #ngl even the fact that nmj’s body was all chopped up and even JGY HAVING HIS HEAD isn’t really substantial evidence that jgy killed him #bc let’s be real: even if jgy hadn’t done anything nmj probably STILL would have tried to kill him. #if you have the corpse of a dude who fucking hated your guts and tried to kill you multiple times coming after you??? #yeah you’d be kind of justified in taking the necessary measures to keep yourself safe #also i feel like one question we don’t ask enough is how tf jgy even got nmj’s body to begin with?? #he died in the unclean realm and presumably huaisang oversaw his burial?? was nmj ALREADY going after jgy??? #anyway #mxtx talk

[homosexual-fanfiction]

okay theoretically .. if you were to look at the word count for a chapter.. how many words do you think would make you say "this is too fucking long"

#extremely unsure as to weather i should chop this up yet again cus . i maybe sort of really rushed the planning near the end #when i was drafting everything out at the beginning of november #because i REALLY wanted to start writing but now i am paying for it by having to wrestle with these last few chapters #i think if i did break it up #i have an idea of where i would do so. but then i think i would end up with like a long chapter and then a shorter chapter and then a long #chapter again? #i want to give everything the space to have the attention it deserves and its looking like i might have to split this and make it 12 chapte #chapters if i want that tumblr can you please stop putting error messages over my tags while im trying to type. you bitch #anyways #all that is just to say i'm curious what everyone's opinion would be on what would constitute too long of a chapter #cus right now im thinking if it breaks 10k i'll find a place to break it up #but i'm interested to hear other opinions #i could have said that a lot more concisely instead of having an essay in the tags but u kno #btw NONE OF THIS MEANS ANYTHING IS READY SOON. just incase. i dont want to get anyone's hopes up on accident i think this chapter might tak #take a hot second here to write like i have chunks of it done and i know what i want to happen but i'm going to have to beat at it a lot to #make it happen smoothly #soooooooo be patient with me #for the sake of having a good chapter to read <3 instead of a rushed one <3 thankies <3 #not an update

[mothlover69]

Collection of buggy smiles so theyre not just sitting in my phone svfnh

#ship: chop chop slide #how did i end up here with him taking over my life. not fair.

[vvanessaives]

said iustitia cut off their own tail bc of the Urges but now i've been thinking that what if after that they got a idk bone tail or smth

#rena.txt #i really like tiefling's tail but i also love the fucked upness of what she did to hers #imagine asking her hey what happened to your tail and they're just like oh i chopped it off with a cleaver i heard the bones snap the flesh #tear the blood gushing out :) but then..spooky bone tail..a gift from dad u know #idk what to do about it but i'm in my mind palace (the park i take raoul at) pondering this

[katya-goncharov]

update: the pumpkin soup i made was nice!

#it did take me 3 hours to make despite the website saying it should only take 40 minutes but that's just because i hardly cook with #vegetables ever (i don't like a lot of them!) so i'm really really bad and slow at chopping them #it tasted a bit out of my comfort zone anyway because i didn't have any way of pureeing it so it was chunky but i managed to live with it