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#I kinda remember some of that trip tho
honeydustbee · 1 year
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Just had a friend (who I haven’t talked to in months) call me VERY distressed.
Friend: “do you remember that time we saw the circus tent in the middle of the desert”
Me: “what”
Friend: “we drove out in the desert. There was no circus tent. And on our way back, all of a sudden there was a large circus tent that had been put up. In the middle of no where. You must remember this.”
Me: “what”
Friend: “HONEY. REMEMBER. I thought we should stop to help them just cuz it was so weird. But then I got an icky feeling and you like. Totes yelled at me to keep fucking driving.”
Me: ….
Friend: “I think we escaped death that day. Please remember. I’m haunted by this. I need to know I’m not crazy.”
Me: *internally screaming at this point* bitch what the FUCK. Are you okay????
“I’ll think about it. Maybe it’ll resurface.”
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lecliss · 8 months
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Why tye fuck am I crying over ninja clash in the land of snow???? I fucking love this movie so much. It's sooooo fucking good. It's definitely my favorite and it was only the first ever Naruto movie. Can you believe they peaked at the first fucking one??? Why is it so good??? Fuck man aaaaaa
#i admit ive only seen three shippuden movies. but not counting the last or road to ninja (cuz they seem so good but i still havent seen them#sadge i know) but for real i wanna say they peaked at the first one. and i say that as a BIG fan of the lost tower#which is admittedly kinda rushed so like yeah of course ninja clash in the land of snow is better. im just very biased about the lost tower#granted i am certainly biased about all the part 1 movies. i guess im biased about the movies in general tho#since they count as filler and im always defensive of filler#also its SO funny to me that the land of snow has steam trains and blimps and the movie says movies exist#when all that stuff doesnt get invented in canon until post shippuden#theres a full on novel where kakashi and guy go on a mission in a. blimp?? hot air plane or something#and like half the point of the plot is that ITS A NEW INVENTION.#and i think the nerd kid's dad from boruto (IM SORRY I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME RN) like. invented trains i think??? or he invested in their#invention. and that like#mega related to his character as a rich tech guy's kid.#and i KNOW the land of snow is technologically advanced and also not canon. BUT LISTEN.#its just so funny to think that kakashi literally saw a fucking blimp like 8 years prior and then proceeded to be impressed when#going on a mission to protect like some rich lady on her trip to the take off of the world first blimp or hot air plane#whatever the plot of that novel was.#like. its just fucking funny.#i dont even remember if regular television is confirmed to exist pre-boruto. outside like#cctv for the kages that we saw like. once? in fucking. season 1 or something.#personal
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caruliaa · 2 years
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why the actualy fuck did i listen to a song from godaam dear even hanson. and why is it actually making me feel kindof bad about myself.
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ch3rriewine · 7 months
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Photo Booth Kissin' {P.P.}
summary: Peter's an awkward loverboy, but he's your awkard loverboy.
warnings: none i think just fluff :3, TASM!Peter Parker x reader hehe, no use of y/n, reader is kinda like super girly w the bows and sparkles idk
a/n: I HAVENT WRITTEN IN MONTHS SORRY here tho!
Peter’s life was boring—peaceful, but boring. Don’t get him wrong; being Spiderman is cool and all, but Peter Parker’s life could use some work. The most exciting thing that has happened to him recently was the time he got two yolks in one egg. Riveting stuff, right?
During another one of his literature classes that he doesn’t know why he took, he spots you. With a bow in your hair and a knit sweater falling over your figure, your head propped on your manicured hand while scribbling notes with the other. You sit in front of him and if Peter squints, he can see the small doodles littering the pages. Before he knows it, the professor announces that the lecture is done for the day. Peter panics; he wants to talk to you before you disappear and turn out to be a dream, but what would he even say? Doesn’t matter anymore since he chases after you to the door.
“Hey,” he says, looking a tad flushed after tripping over someone's water bottle.
“Oh, hi” you respond, your eyes a little widened at the sudden interaction.
“I, uh, I’m Peter” he say, sticks out his hand for you to shake. You take it and tell him your name. He repeats it in his head about a hundred times.
“I just, uhm, wanted to ask about…” he trails off, trying to remember if there were any assignments given. “The essay he said we had to do, yeah. When is it due again?” he hopes to any higher being that there was an essay due soon.
“Ah, yeah, it’s due next Monday” you reply, giving him a tight-lipped smile, ready to go back to your dorm.
“Cool, uhm, thanks! See you around, hopefully” with that, he bolts, leaving you confused and flushed. Hopefully
The cute boy in your class wants to see you around.
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Two days later, Peter sees you again. It’s in the same class, and you’re as pretty as ever. He psyches himself up to sit next to you.
You look up from your laptop when he asks you if he can sit next to you. You nod, of course, and smile. He looks nervous, with fingers tapping on the table and cheeks a little red. It’s cute.
“Have you started on that essay?” you ask, trying to start conversation since it looks like he won’t.
“Huh? What essay? We have an essay?” he turns to face you, eyes wide.
“Yeah, the one you asked me about?” you laugh a little.
“Oh, no, I didn’t” his shoulders slump back down, and you smile at him.
“I didn’t either; I had other work to finish” he stares at you a little; it’s flattering, really. How shy he is around you. He barely knows you, but he’s convinced himself that you’re the greatest thing ever. He also may have looked up your instagram and fallen even harder as he looked at all your posts. Peter now knows what you ate at Thanksgiving 3 years ago.
“Same, I’m in STEM so you could imagine” he says, resting his head onto the table. Sleep deprivation a thing he is well acquainted with, unfortunately.
“STEM, wow, you must be smart then. Why’re you taking a classic lit class then?” Sure, you might’ve slipped in a compliment; it's not a crime to flirt a little. It takes Peter a few seconds to respond as he processes what you said, you think he’s smart.
“Uh, I was going through a phase with classic lit at the time, and I’ve been lazy to drop it. And, uh, I’m not that smart—pretty average actually. Like the most moderate person ever” He’s rambling and kind of lying. He’s doing really well in his other classes.
“Yeah? I think you’re pretty smart if you’re in STEM. Not everyday a guy is both pretty and smart.” His cheeks turn even redder, if possible, and he makes a sort of out of breath sound. “If you need any help with this class, I’d be happy to give you my notes on the book”
Jesus, you’re gonna kill the poor boy.
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From then on, you sit beside him and throw in some flirty comments while he struggles to reciprocate. It feels too good to be true, how you seem interested in him and how you eagerly talk to him after lectures, even giving hm your number to talk about “class”. He’s waiting for the day you ghost him.
“Hey, would you maybe want to, like, hang out? Like on a date or something? Or just as friends! Actually, yeah, just hang out as friends; forget I said date sorry,“ he flounders, waiting for the rejection. Oh God, he’s just messed up the whole friendship and you’re gonna think that he’s weird and a creep and-
“I’d love to go on a date, Peter,” you smile “I was waiting for you to ask.”
“Oh, great, is Saturday at 3 okay? I’ll meet you outside your building and we could walk to that arcade?” He asks, eyes hopeful.
“Saturday at 3 is great. I love arcades, but you have to help me with the claw machines” For someone so smart and handsome, he doesn’t let himself think people like him.
“See you Saturday, Peter” you tiptoe to kiss his cheek, leaving sticky residue from your sparkly gloss and walk to your next class. He stands in place, a little starstruck and a lot flustered. He leaves the lipgloss there.
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Saturday finally comes, and now it’s your turn to be nervous. You’ve switched outfits countless times, your hair is out of place, and your makeup doesn’t seem to flatter you. You’ve settled on a pretty blue dress with tights to protect you from the small chill. Two little bows clipped into your hair and knit cardigan falling over your shoulders—makeup finally looking presentable enough with maybe a little too much glitter on your eyes, but whatever. Your phone chimes as you’re applying pink sparkly gloss, and your heart skips a beat. He’s here.
You throw your phone and lip gloss in your purse and bolt out the door. You spot him outside your building, as promised. He looks wonderful. Brown sweater and worn-in denim jeans—you can’t believe he’s so shy around you when he looks like that. He finally spots you, and wow, he thinks.
“Hey," he scolds himself for being so casual when he should be whisking you away to Italy, or something. He could’ve at least gotten you flowers.
“Hi, you look great,” you say in front of him, and seeing you up close is making him fall even harder, if possible.
“You look, wow, you’re just, wow” he can’t even believe you’re into him.
“Cmon, I wanna win some plushies,” you say, grabbing his hand and pulling him along. He grips your hand harder and laces your fingers.
The walk is calm and the air is starting to get cool. You talk about class and a show you started. Peter listens intently, making mental notes about what you like and don’t like. Your hands stay intwined, and his thumb traces patterns on the back of your hand. He’s gotten more comfortable and less panicky in your presence, so you get to see his personality shine through. He’s incredibly funny. You can’t stop laughing on your way there, and he can’t stop thinking of more things to make you laugh.
The arcade is dark, with flashing lights from every game. Peter goes to buy some tokens, refusing your offer to pay half. Grabbing Peter’s hand and making a beeline for the claw machines, everyone knows they’re rigged, but you don’t care. You eagerly take the tokens and attempt to win the Kuromi plushie. After the 5th? 6th attempt? When the claw has dropped the plushie, you give up.
“Why do they do this to people! It’s false hope!” you whine to Peter as he laughs at your pout.
“Lemme try,” he nudges you over and puts in a token.
You watch with eyebrows furrowed as he wins it on his first attempt.
“What the hell, Peter?” you crouch to pull the plushie from the machine.
“What? Do you not like it?” He faces you, examining the stuffed, is she a rabbit? What animal even is Kuromi?
“I love her; just, how did you win it?” You look up at him incredulously. He must have some weird power that makes him win every claw machine.
“Oh, I don’t know; just position it right?” He laughs, his eyes crinkling in the process. You want to smooth them out with your fingers.
“Thank you!” you’re genuinely really excited over a cheap stuffed toy, not because you really wanted it, but because Peter won it for you. You wrap your arms around his neck in thanks. Peter freezes. He fees like a teenager at how he’s reacting to a hug of all things. He snaps back and hugs you back. You pull away to kiss his cheek. This is the second time you’ve kissed his cheek, and he doesn’t know how he’ll ever get used to it.
“Lets go play games, pretty boy,” pulling away and leaving Peter to gather his brain and follow along.
You watch as he plays Pac-Man; its silly, but you love his face when he’s focused. Brows furrowed and lips in a thin line. He really is the most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen. And he’s infatuated with you! Of all people! You swear half the girls in the class have a crush on him, but he gets nervous around you. You play some air-hockey, which you won (he let you win), and he won you some more plushies and some candy at the infamous claw machines.
When the games get old, the two of you leave the building. The sun is setting at this point, and you’re dreading leaving him.
“Oh, look! There’s a photo booth!” you point, excitedly tugging on his arm. “We should take some pictures.” you drag him into the booth, both of your thighs squished together and his legs at an awkward angle. He feeds the machine a few bucks, and the screen starts to count down.
You put on a sickly sweet smile, scrunching your eyes while Peter smiles big with pearly white teeth on display. The second photo you lean into Peter and he wraps his arm around you, pulling your body close to his. The third photo, you go for it. You grab his face and kiss him. His hands stay in the air as the glitter on your lips transfers to his. You taste like vanilla. You pull away, a little anxious that he didn’t want it. Those thoughts get pushed away when he grabs the sides of your face and kisses you until you can’t think. His hands are warm and big covering your cheeks as his lips move against yours. You reach up to wrap your arms around his neck once more and deepen the kiss. Your lips move together in tandem as he strokes your cheeks with his thumbs, the movement comforting.
The fourth photo is blurry, and you walk out with all your lipgloss on Peter’s lips.
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cvpitvno · 1 year
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Hi, this is for any svt member or all of them if you want, but how they react when their s/o stops them from oral/fucking because they're insecure that they didn't shave down there. Pls and thank you.
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SVT REACTION TO THEIR S/O BEING INSECURE ABOUT NOT SHAVING
𖤐 — gn terms, i think it’s pretty gender ambiguous
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→ SEUNGCHEOL
will deadpan and go on a rant about how he’d still dive head first even if you had a full on bush - seungcheol loves you, not only your body, so it doesn’t have to look picture perfect like in those cheap pornos for him to love you
→ JEONGHAN
hannie will stop and deadpan at yoi as if asking if you’re serious - his favourite version of you is when you’re a bit messy, rolled out of bed or greasy hair setting in… so why would be mind hair? he thinks it’s raw and shows the real you
→ JOSHUA
josh will be respectful and back off, but it would kickstart him into making sure you know that what you want to do with your body doesn’t concern him - if you wanted to never shave again, he wouldn’t stop you because he respects you (like your partner SHOULD!)
→ JUN
pft will drop his pants and just point at his crotch, showing off his own unshaven body - “i haven’t shaved either - i’m comfortable if you’re comfortable baby”
→ HOSHI
absolute crack but this man would bring up his love for tigers in one way or another to validate his reasoning for why you should let him fuck you even tho you haven’t shaved
→ WONWOO
i can see wonwoo as being someone with quite a bit of hair down there too so he’ll ask you if you mind him with hair as his argument - if you don’t mind him with hair, why would he mind you with it?
→ WOOZI
woozi seems like the type to be a very well groomed person when it comes to his hair down there, but i don’t think it would serve as an issue to him - he’d stop, ask if you trusted him, and would talk to you about how he loved you no matter what was on or not on your body
→ SEOKMIN
dk would actually kinda take it to heart - he’d see this simple insecurity as a lack of trust and think it had something to do with your perception of him (did he seem like the type to look down upon body hair? of course not but that’s what would be going through his head)
→ MINGYU
similar to woozi, mingyu seems to be the type to like his body more clean shaven, but man did he love the feeling of going down on you with hair or the feeling of his pelvis against the plush curls of your own pelvis
→ MINGHAO
honestly, i can see minghao being really respectful about your own decisions - while nothing can hinder him in admiring and loving your body, he does believe that if you don’t feel comfortable with it, then neither does he
→ SEUNGKWAN
kwan would put a stop to that shit immediately - “if anyone- i mean i hope there’s not anyone but me - but if anyone ever gives a damn whether or not you have hair on your body… slap the shit out of them”
→ VERNON
similar to dk, mans would rethink his life and wonder if he did something to make it seems like he would care about you having body hair or not - he’d talk about it but in the end wouldn’t push to continue or for you to face your insecurity head on
→ CHAN
chan would pull you close and just discus with you rather than stopping at trying to bring it up later - he reassures you that he genuinely doesn’t mind if you’ve shaved or not, but if it’s something you’re not comfortable with, then he’s fine with that as well
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tmi - so i’m on a weekend trip with my sister, sister in law, and her sister, and the airbnb has a hot tub and i shaved everything but my bikini line and i was a lil insecure, BUT i remembered i had this ask so i had to answer it even tho i’m in vacay mode
but… just so everyone knows - hair is normal, and it will always be normal even on women / fem presenting people. just because society is too absorbed in old values doesn’t make your body any less valuable and beautiful if you got some hair on it okay?
if it wasn’t intended to be there it wouldn’t be, okay <333
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khuzena · 6 months
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Seasons.
Itoshi Rin, Michael Kaiser x g/n!reader
Summary: Like how flowers bloom in spring, how flowers bask in the warmth of summer's embrace, their petals fall in autumn and their essence crumbles in winter. Their heart does too, though it still beats for you <3
Warning: Angst, breakup, cheating, drifting apart, hurt just hurt. No fluff, we don't do that weak sh here (kinda but nothing lasts forever).
A/n: life update. Been gone for MONTHS, sorry for no update :(. i fell in love, fell out of love but took me months to get over and now i came back ^^ tho I'll post a full update if any of you still remember me and want to know everrrrything that went on these months i was inactive:>
Listening to: MR. LOVERMAN
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Michael Kaiser
I've shattered now, I'm spilling out
Upon this linoleum ground.
The memory still ingrained in the crevices of his heart like a fresh wound.
He remembers it like it was just yesterday.
It was spring when he met you.
His headphones blaring music so loud the world went silent around him as he walked without a care in the world. There you were, some nobody transferee with a dream, three books hugged to your chest as you bumped into him.
"A-ah! Sorry!" The books fell to the ground, kneeling as you tried to grab all your pens that fell too.
Kaiser sips his tea in his balcony, The cacophonic mantra of sorrys of that sunny afternoon still ringing in his ears.
When he also knelt down to your level to help you carry them, he shrugged it off and apologised back.
Your gazes locked, it was new, so exciting. Yet It felt so dangerous.
Then, he swept you off your feet on the summer beach.
There were three things that caught his eyes that day: the endless sea, the ice cream that melted on the sand and you.
"Pfft you— you wasted your ice cream!" That sweet laugh of you still haunting him in his dreams everyday. It was June when he told you -he was lonely- it would be fun if you tagged along in his trip to the seaside.
The soft sand touching your skin and his, as he inched closer to your face. His heart raced, faster than he's ever felt before.
Your lips touching, he expected it would feel like fireworks exploding in new years but no— it felt like home. He was no longer just a man, he was a lover (too).
The sun set and till autumn, every kiss, every hug was straight out of the movie.
It was just the two of you; his eyes never leaving yours, a kiss on his neck or two, maybe even the trickling sweat from his forehead.
Either way, it felt just right.
Autumn, he was tired.
Though he could not leave you, not when he was your loverman.
Not like this.
He may have loved you, but he loved feeling loved more.
A little too much— that he found himself in the arms of another woman.
"It isn't what it seems like, mein liebe please." His fingers gripping your wrist hard, begging you to stay.
How could you? Why would you?
He smelled too much like that other woman.
From a noble, rich, revered professional athlete now turned into an idiotic, dishevelled, weak man. Begging for forgiveness, he got on his knees and sang your name like a prayer but it was no use.
You were no god, it was not your obligation to forgive nor give salvation to those who've sinned.
You couldn't look him in the eye. All your love for him fell in a blink of an eye. Not all of it though.
"I'm sorry, I know you won't forgive me. But please, don't leave me tonight."
It was true when all your love wasn't gone for him, maybe you were selfish too.
That night, you indulged in this sin too. You were a sinner too, maybe even more than him.
You've sinned against yourself, your own morals for your pleasure.
It was Winter when you left.
The morning after that loveless night, he shed his tears in his dreams— he didn't want you to see.
Though you've seen through him.
It was natural to feel hatred, contempt and confusion because of his act of betrayal.
But you didn't.
You cupped his face gently, tracing your thumb over his tear-stained pretty face. He cried again; not in his dreams but in your embrace.
His heart broke more at the sight of you looking at him with such pity.
You've packed your things that day. As you opened the door you were greeted with first, the taxi cab then the gust of strong snow carried off by the wind.
"I guess this is it."
"Yeah"
A man with an ego of god, staring at you with eyes of a believer, still hoping, praying you realise that you can't live without him and run to his arms and stay.
But you didn't.
And you looked back to him one more time, the cold has already frozen your tears.
Then, silence.
'Shit, shit, shit' the thought raced in his head as kept pacing around in the living room.
Though he knows it's for the best. He's a selfish, self-centred, arrogant man.
Though if there's one thing: he loves being loved more than he loves you.
But when you left, he realised he loved you more that he let you go.
He was no longer a loverman, just a man.
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Itoshi Rin
The ways in which you say my name, Have me wishin' I were gone
They ways that you say my name, have me runnin' on and on
Not too much, not too little.
How'd he describe his past relationship with you.
It was just right.
Where did it go wrong?
Was it when he stopped saying your name sweetly?
Or was it when you stopped cheering for him in his game?
It wasn't that, he still doesn't know why you both fell apart.
Though as cold as he is, he's as gentle as a flower on the inside.
When you started your midterms, he had a bouquet; the largest in the store possible.
He plopped it on your desk as he saw you tirelessly study your notes. Sighing, he made you some tea to calm your nerves.
"Rinnie, you didn't have to do this," Groggily said as you examined the bouquet to your left, "You didn't have to get me this…"
"But you deserve it."
A flush creeped in your cheeks when he blurted it out with no hesitation, did this loverboy love you to the moon and back this much? Oh how'd you tease him for this a billion times.
The bouquet was still as fresh as when you got them— it was already summer but he took good care of it.
His eyes watching your every move; the clicking sound of your pen, your frown as you tried to absorb the lesson and your oh so pretty eyes.
He could never get enough of this, he's wanted to see this sight every day, every night for the rest of his life.
Maybe marriage would do? But like all stories, not all are fairy tales.
Everyday until autumn he'd take you to a cafe you both liked. It was quiet and it smelled like coffee— the perfect combination.
Like all flowers do, the petals started to fall from the vase.
At this point of the relationship he was too busy to care about getting you flowers, or tending to your needs as he had his to attend to.
But, the relationship was happy… right?
He was oblivious, too naive to notice what was going on.
Though you were there, you wanted to fix things.
You'd bring him tiny trinkets from your work trips, a yummy cake from a nearby bakery or maybe some pair of cleats he was eyeing (though most of the time he already had bought it right after you gifted him one.)
The relationship was getting boring.
It was going nowhere.
Though none of you wanted to go anywhere.
Even though he'd hold you in a tight embrace, it felt cold. Was it the weather? Or was it just him?
The 'I love you's that'd slip from his lips often, stopped. There were no more random compliments or cute nicknames.
An occasional gift or two, though he was an idiot, he gives and gives and doesn't know how to take.
When winter came he was no longer begging you to warm up with him near the chimney or near the Christmas tree.
It was winter, his heart turned cold.
"Lets break up"
Adamancy dripped from his tone, he was serious about it.
"Why?"
Why?
"Because… I don't see this relationship going anywhere."
Your heart shattering into a million pieces, you wanted to punch his stupid face. How could he say that nonchalantly?
Though, it was true.
It wasn't going anywhere.
He knew it was for the better; he loved you too much to trap you in such a boring, loveless relationship.
Maybe one day, it will be spring all over again.
But your hand is holding another man's (or woman's).
He passed by another flower shop, he thinks he should buy you another bouquet again.
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Notes: I wrote this at 12 am (it's 2 am now). I apologise for any grammatical mistakes :(( super tired and i have an unfinished sci assignment. I dont wanana live anymoreee. Idk if any of u still remember me tho LOLOLOL.
If u do i'm sorry if i dropped some underwhelming work as a return to the bllk tumblr fandom ehe (no kinktober just heart wrenching angstober ^^)
Written by @khuzena. Likes, reblogs and comments are always appreciated. ♡
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nogenderbee · 3 months
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♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 ₊˚ˑ༄
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @bl4cktourmaline request: yahoo~ bee! it's me again:33 I saw the requests are open? If it is and I'm not tripping then may I request for Lyney with an oblivious reader who is a big fan of his and they are like... mutual pining for each other but they aren't even aware of it that it's become annoyingly sweet lol
Words can't describe how I love this man
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hey hey! You're not tripping don't worry I see our mental state is similar lol But omg help I love it!! Down for Lyney too won't lie-
But omg, I kinda wanna write part 2 of this!! If I'll still feel like doing this after my requests are all done and I don't forget, I'll def be continuing this!
Anyway tho... I hope you enjoy! I personally kinda like it so I really hope you do too ^^
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic/fluff
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At this point Lynette and Freminet were watching you two. Even if they were 2km afar, they could still see you two and could only sigh about the view.
Lyney gave you another rainbow rose. It was like... 24 day strike by now! He gave you one every day, and every single time in a different time. First time it magically appeared in his hand, yesterday he pulled it out from ear your ear and today he "found it" in your tea!! How's even that possible?!
"For you, mon cherie~"
"Awh, thank you! I actually got something for you as well!"
"Oh really? Now what could it be... maybe you got me a reward for my latest magic show?"
"Well... yeah you could think so! Though I actually mean it as a gift for being such an amazing person for me!"
He could only chuckle as he took small box from you. His cheeks flushed gently but somehow, it just didn't got through his scalp what you really meant...
"Well isn't that sweet! Now what could we... ah- that's my favorite cake! How did you know?"
"I just happened to remember it. It's the least I could do for all the gifts you gave me recently."
But maybe it wasn't just him who was being a bit blunt here. You were as well, he was giving you rainbow roses every day, flowers meaning he loves you and yet, you just couldn't notice that special meaning...
"Should we finally help them?"
"Let them be for a bit longer."
2 siblings were now considering just coming up to you two and hitting you in the head, maybe then you'd notice how you both have obvious feelings for each other!
They know their brother has a crush on you because after every meeting with you, he's kicking his feet like highschool girl with crush in his bed. And you? You admitted yourself to Lynette while asking for advice because you thought he hated you when in reality, he was a tomato and had to run away from emberassment.
But both eventually decided to stay back and watch. They don't want to take this special moment away from you... But maybe the can at least do some backstage work at helping you with confessions?
"You see... I got something just for you! I have very important snow this weekend and naturally, I reserved a seat in front row just for you!"
Lyney smiled as he hands you the ticket with small bow, his eyes never leaving yours but not in a creepy way, he just couldn't help but admire you a bit.
"Oh you didn't had to really! But I do appreciate it. I'll definitely show up, thank you!"
"No need to thank me! It'll be enough for me if you come and let me see your smile~"
"What?"
Finally realizing what he said, his cheeks became red and began stuttering even tho he's usually smooth with his words.
"I meant- naturally I'd want to make... my audience happy! That's... just natural... magician's instinct! Yeah."
"Oh that's understandable! Well knowing you, your abilities and charms, I'm sure it won't be hard at all."
But he wasn't any better. You were clearly trying to compliment him, but he thought it's just you saying it as audience and not as someone with a crush...
"Actually... let's maybe make a plan. We can start tomorrow."
Freminet nodded on his sister's statement and entered their hous, leaving the two of you be and prepared the great plan with simple goal: getting you two together!
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@bleachtheidiot - come get your charming magician~
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bad268 · 1 month
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Behind the Goal (Pedri X Reader)
Fandom: RPF/FCB
Requested: Yee (ZEP ILY side note tho, what if I wrote for my favorite band people? like idk if anyone wants that but I kinda want to lol)
Warnings: none
POV: Third Person (They/them)
W.C.: 1196
Summary: It started as a harmless prank and ended with a mutual understanding…
As always, my requests are OPEN
MASTERLIST // HITLIST
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It was not common knowledge, their relationship. One is a well-known midfielder for FC Barcelona and the other is a university student. It was not often that their schedules aligned enough to go out. Most of their dates had been in one of their houses or at the earliest hours of the day. It was not like they were trying to keep it under wraps. It just kind of happened.
One week, everything lined up. Y/n’s classes were virtual due to a campus-wide power outage that could not be fixed in the near future, and Pedri has (almost) back-to-back matches for the next week. Y/n thought this would finally be their opportunity to see Pedri in action and meet his friends. Despite being together for nearly a year, they had not met any of Pedri’s teammates. Could have been a red flag if not for the complicated schedules they all possessed. 
The early morning before the match against Real Madrid was interesting. Y/n woke up early with Pedri, ate breakfast, and worked out with him before starting to attend their classes. Lucky for them, Pedri had left his phone on the charger before he went to shower, and Y/n thought it would be funny to change his lock screen because why not? They took a few silly pictures before going through them and deciding against putting one of the selfies on the lock screen. Instead, they found a cute picture of the two of them together, so they changed the blank screen and put the phone back just as the shower turned off.
Coincidentally, right as Pedri walked out, Y/n had to get on a Zoom call, so they did not need to worry about looking suspicious. Pedri walked up behind them, quietly leaving a kiss on the top of their head as he left for the match, knowing Y/n would meet him there after classes. 
Usually, Pedri would put music on as he drove to the stadium, but in his rush, he decided to just listen to the radio. That being said, he did not look at his phone (no texting and driving in this household) the entire trip. It was not until he got into the locker room and met up with everyone that he even thought to check his phone. However, by the time he thought to check his phone, Gavi already had a hold of it. 
“Oooo who’s this?” Gavi teased, turning the phone to show Pedri the lock screen. Pedri was confused at first because he did not remember changing his lock screen, but there it was, clearly changed. And to a picture of Y/n and him, no less. “Are you seeing someone and haven't told us?”
“Maybe,” Pedri blushed, reaching over to try and grab the phone from Gavi. “Maybe not. Give me the phone.”
“You are!” Gavi gasped in mock offense. “And you’re keeping this from me? What have I done?”
“It’s not you, Gavi,” Pedri laughed as he tried to grab the phone again. “If you give me the phone, I’ll show you more pictures and call them. Or you could wait until after the match and meet them in person like the original plan.”
“Who’s pictures are we looking at? And who are we calling?” A couple of the other players said amongst themselves, overhearing Gavi and Pedri’s conversation.
“Pedri’s significant other that he did not tell us about,” Gavi answered with a glare toward Pedri as he begrudgingly gave the phone back. “You better show us some good pictures.”
“They’re cute,” Fermin commented as he looked over Gavi’s shoulder at the phone. “Why would you hide them from us?”
“Show us some more, man,” Joao laughed, throwing his arm over Pedri’s shoulders as he messed up Pedri’s hair. “I bet you’ve got better pictures if you know what I mean.”
“I bet he would love to show you a million and one pictures, but it’s time for warmups,” Xavi said as he walked up behind the two.
“Oh, saved by the bell,” Gavi chuckled as he bumped shoulders with Pedri. “After the match right?”
“Yeah, the plan was dinner if you want to meet them in person,” Pedri explained as they ran out onto the grass. 
“Team dinner on you? Count me in!” Gavi answered as he ran ahead.
“Not what I meant, but okay,” Pedri grumbled to himself as he followed swiftly after him.
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The game was close, ending in Barcelona’s favor 2-1, so the team was ready to celebrate. And it was against their biggest rival no less, so some of them were ready to get steamed. Gavi, on the other hand, just really wanted to know who the secret significant other is.
Despite being at the game, Y/n did not go into the locker room after the win like the other wives and girlfriends of the players. Y/n was not the biggest fan of huge crowds, so they thought it would be best to hang back and meet Pedri at his car when most of the fans had dispersed. Being that they took public transit to the stadium, they did not need to worry about their vehicle. They planned to ride with Pedri to the restaurant and maybe go bar hopping after, depending on the vibe of the team. 
It did not take nearly as long as they thought for the stadium to clear out, and they made their way out to the lot. They had a copy of Pedri’s keys, so they used them to unlock the car before climbing in. Then, they texted Pedri to let him know where they were, and almost immediately, he responded, saying that he was on his way out. Again, it did not take long for Pedri to make his way out of the tunnel and toward the car with Gavi, Fermin, and Joao walking in line with him, almost faster. 
Pedri pushed the guys towards their own cars, saying, “You’ll meet them at the restaurant.” He waited for Gavi to get in his own car since he was the most reluctant to split off before turning and climbing into the driver’s seat. He leaned over the center console and met Y/n in the middle as they kissed.
“Congratulations on the win. I saw that goal you made,” Y/n praised as they rand their fingers up his chest to play with the hair at the nape of his neck. “Did you see my surprise?”
“If you’re talking about changing my background to a picture of us, and subjecting me to the teasing I received from the boys, yes. I saw your surprise,” He sighed before planting a kiss on their nose. “The bright side is that the boys are excited to meet you.”
“The way you say that makes me think there is also bad news,” Y/n trailed off as Pedri started the car and started driving out of the lot. “Tell me what happened.”
“A couple of the guys think you're attractive, so now I need to be watching my back.”
“Well, now you know how I feel with all of your fans.”
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sammylvsfairys · 1 month
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pairing: aaron hotchner x fem!reader
genre: fluff, angst, co-workers to friends???
warnings: this is literally a self indulgence fanfic i have the same personality as reader, she's kinda dramatic (a lot.), mentions of abuse, rape, murders, and domestic violence, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!, reader is kinda dumb (we love her tho), BASED ON S6 E7, english is not my first language !!
a/n: even though i wanted this to be more romantic, aaron is aaron and slow burn is his second name.
requests are currently open!
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when aaron finished his talk with the captain, he reached out in a gesture typical of an old friend who just shared some sincere advice before leaving the room. however, his sense of peace was disrupted when he heard a whistle behind him and found derek, with a playful smirk.
"she's mad," derek said. "very, very mad."
instantly, curiosity pricked aaron, who raised an eyebrow skeptically.
"who's mad?"
rossi, who had overheard the whole conversation, even y/n's anger, sighed in exasperation.
"y/n is furious because you shook hands with captain sanders."
aaron couldn't help but feel how absurd the situation was.
"sorry, y/n is mad? why?"
derek whistled again, with a grin.
"aaron, my man, you're gonna need a massive bouquet of flowers if you want her forgiveness."
y/n was famous for only accepting flowers as apologies, and the bigger the mistake, the bigger the bouquet. it was a thing that came handy and everyone used to remember whenever someone accidentally stained her white shirt with coffee.
the jet trip went on as usual, but aaron couldn't shake off his mistake.
when they returned to the office, y/n started gathering her things before being called into aaron's office.
"miss y/n, if you have any issue with me or my way of working, you should tell me," aaron said even before y/n could sit down.
"i'm not a mom to be educating stupid people," y/n replied furiously.
"excuse me?"
y/n clicked her tongue in frustration.
"respectfully sir, you..." she began. "not only did you give a speech defending a man who raised a rapist and murderer, but you also shook hands with a man who abused his wife! you said it yourself!"
"do you think a father deserves to be punished for his son's mistakes?"
"yes," y/n replied dryly. "he should be in jail alongside his son, not seeking ways to reduce that idiot's sentence," she added angrily as she rose from her seat and stormed out of the room.
rossi entered a few seconds later. "sometimes i'm glad to know she's just a media liaison and she doesn't have permission to carry a gun."
aaron stared at rossi. "what should i do now?"
"well, i know she loves roses," rossi wisely replied.
aaron sighed, mentally counting the bills in his wallet. he would need a big bouquet.
when y/n arrived at her desk, she noticed the bouquet of thornless roses and a note signed with a simple, cursive "a." she couldn't help but smile, knowing deep down that nearby florists didn't sell thornless roses.
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star-girl69 · 1 year
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this kinda goes w the last headcannons u posted but what about ronal and tonowaris family reactions to reader being pregnant?
My Heart Never Knows
(Headcannons)
ronal, tonowari, tsireya and ao’nung’s reaction to reader being pregnant (with a little sprinkling of the sully’s)
their reactions:
ronal:
if she’s still trying to get over her prejudice of jake and neytiri then she just kinda side eyes them while she hugs you
“wait… this is like… y’all actually…”
she’s distraught a bit
“ronal pls i’m literally pregnant bc nice”
gets a little sad
“i’m sorry baby sister i really am so happy for you i love you so much just… them???”
tonowari:
does a double take
“what in the what”
laughs so hard when it clicks and hugs you
gets scared when he wonders if you’re going to be anything like ronal
tisreya:
screams
does a happy dance and almost falls over
starts talking to the baby immediately
“hi baby, ah, i’m your cousin, i love you,”
ao’nung
“oh ok cool”
is secretly a little excited and scared (he will deny it so hard)
wants a boy obviously
when you’re actually pregnant
ronal:
sometimes you’ll just like walk over to her and she’ll forget your pregnant and have a whole heart attack
then she remembers and everything is fine
i feel like she actually wouldn’t judge your cravings
invites you over to make the weirdest of them together
the hormones are strong we need some sister bonding
tonowari:
needs the cravings to STOP.
smells up the entire house
once you were walking with him and almost tripped
he practically threw himself on the ground to break your fall
you barely even stumbled so it’s ok
tsireya:
also talks to the baby so much
makes clothes for the baby
always manages to work it into the conversation that her aunt is pregnant and she’s so excited
even if she was talking to someone about fishing patterns
it’s kinda creepy but
ao’nung:
he’s just living his best life tbh
if you ask him to go grab something for you he’ll do it but moan and groan on the inside
if anyone’s seen the original headcannons:
when the ball lands near you he doesn’t think anything of it
then when lo’ak throws it back to him his eye is twitching
is so confused
when you turn your back lo’ak says smth like
“remember, she’s your aunt but MY mama”
is scared now
when you’re actually in labor
ronal:
is doing her tsahìk duties and helping you
is scared out of her mind tho
“you’re my baby sister, and you are strong. you can do this.”
she thought something was wrong for like a split second and almost fainted but then she double checked and it was fine
seriously almost had a heart attack though
tonowari:
just goes about his regular day
thinks about you a lot tho
if he’s in the village he’ll keep seeing people walking around with a baby and smiles and thinks of you
tsireya:
probably waiting right outside with the rest of the family
her and tuk cry together
is so confused when jake punches the wall
scared and stressing
ao’nung
“oh you’re giving birth? oh yeah ok”
“good luck break a leg”
(is secretly worried)
his friends keep asking him why he keeps missing the ball or something
tells them to shut up and that he’s doing amazing
meeting the baby
ronal:
just the biggest sigh of relief
so happy for you
when she sees you holding the baby she has to look away
if the baby has five fingers her eye twitches a little
tonowari:
laughs bc the baby is so small
he always forgets how small they are
like his hand is literally 3/4 the length of the baby or smth
claps jake on the back and says “good job son”
jake is like “thank you?”
(they’re secretly excited to be like bro dads)
tsireya:
“EYWA!!!”
laughs in disbelief when she holds the baby
immediately starts asking about the name
says it’s so beautiful and the baby is so cute
ao’nung:
“oh it’s a girl”
*ronal smacks him*
“I MEAN WOW HOW CUTE”
*ronal is side eyeing him*
“YK AUNT Y/N I WOULD LOVE TO BABYSIT”
secretly thinks the baby isn’t so bad when it’s not crying
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simplyjake · 2 months
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Enha hyungs with filo!reader
summary: meeting the fam and visiting the philippines with your lovely boyfriend!
a/n: this is VERY self indulgent yall. im filo-american
i think its fully gn!reader.. let me know of any mistakes!
Heeseung
All da titas LUV hee
Girl atp during your family parties
You enter and ur man isnt with you
“Anako where is your boyfriend”
Like damn my bad tita i thought you wanted to see me more
Yk… your niece/nephew
The younger kids love him
Hes the life of the party
This goes without saying but you teach him a lot of tagalog
Or whatever dialect you speak!
You taught him putangina mo and he hasnt stopped saying it since omg
“Yo jake”
“Hmm?”
“Putang ina mo”
LOLLLLL
You teach him how to make your favorite meals
I think heeseung would really enjoy bibingka 
Though let me just say
Good luck getting your man back during a party fr like
If hes not doing karaoke w the titas, hes playing mahjong with the uncles, if not them your older cousins steal him to game and the young kids love playing house with him
And once you found him with one of your cousins babies in the room as he sings them to sleep 
like which one gave him that baby please..
Jay
Okay so jay
When you brought him to the philippines for the first time
Pookie LIVED at the mall of asia let me tell you
Like honey we still gotta do everything else
Jay would love baguio too
Doesnt even care if they are over paying him for the taho he LOVES IT
“Jay pls stop talking to them in english theyre overcharging u”
“Womp womp i dont care this street food is fire” 
Did he fr just womp womp you…
He said this after getting said taho
You made sure he knew how to bless the elderly before you meet everyone
And he makes sure he does it to all the lolas and lolos in your family!
Hes just in awe with the country and how pretty it is
He asks your parent how to cook some of your fav dishes
Just so he can make it at home whenever you feel homesick
He actually had to buy a THIRD luggage for yall cus he would not stop buying souvenirs and clothes when you went.
I think jays fav filo dish would be balatong idk
I dont make the rules
Tbh i kinda do
Anywho
After the trip jay has a talk with you
He really wants to have a house there for whenever you visit and have it be next to your family home :( so cute
Makes plans to propose at your favorite place in the ph!!
Jake
Ok jake
The titos LOVE jake
Honorary filipino of the family fs
Your younger girl cousins are all over him HELP
“Can i have my man back”
“No.”
“You heard them y/n, i guess i have to stay with her”
Oh hes sick
Constantly offered your lola to help cook 
She said no plenty of times but he wouldnt take no for an answer!
You took him to visit paoay 
LOVED IT THERE
Jollibees number one fan
LIVES for the pineapple quencher got it anytime he ordered
Hesitant on the cheese and ube pie
Ended up buying like two during the visits
Jake love love loves igado
Its now one of his favorite dishes
His fav dish tho was the empanadas by the small shop near your house
After the trip he is now officially in the gc u nd ur cousins have
He was already planning your next trip back
Even though youre halfway through this one
Like babe let's maybe finish this before anything else ok?
Sunghoon
Since hes a bit on the quieter side
Hed be a bit awkward meeting everyone first 
If you're in a filo family yk how they are when you bring a man home oml..
But in the end
He fits in well with your family fr
Also hot take
I think sunghoon loves balut 
I cant remember if any of the enha members have tried it before so forgive me
But i just feel he woul enjoy it the most
Loved the beach trips you and him would take 
He buys the silly “I love the Philippines” shirts
Gets a few little trinkets to display around the house
Became friends with your tourist guide
Now they follow each other on facebook
Based off true events
Talkative s/o and bf who listens
You tell him all about the history of the places you visit
And he looks at you absorbing all the info you tell him
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accio-victuuri · 7 months
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Bunny laoshi’s 1005 birthday CPNs Part II 🎂🎉
part one is here. this covers xz studio’s birthday video and all the clownery that came with it. this day is truly for celebration and i hope all of us are gonna have a good day~
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a conversation that’s kinda loud is where the first part of the video was shot, and more importantly, when. because compared to the other sections of the edit, it appears to be his personal time that was added in. and the rest, with them taking photos, those are deliberately for the birthday material.
I thought this was somewhere in IM too, but it’s actually in Beijing. It’s confirmed by the photo he shared on his weibo. The place is at Lianquan Xianggu Natural Scenic Area Tiangong Cave📍Huairou District, Beijing. There are “reviews” from people who visited and said : “Highly recommended as a great place to get close to nature. There are very few people and there are many routes to choose from. No matter what your physical level, you can play!”
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So i guess it makes sense for ZZ to visit. But when was this? I’m seeing 2 speculations on when this could have been. However the common denominator is that WYB was with him in this trip. It’s a place where they will not be recognized that much and no crowds.
OPTION NUMBER 1 : September
The theory is simply lining up the date when they were both in Beijing. GG allegedly went back to Beijing on 9/23 to 9/27 for work. Since he has other commitments other than shooting the movie. If you remember, he had a couple of livestreams and shoots. His schedule lined up with WYB who had no public itinerary on 9/26-9/27. So this could be the time window when they went hiking & exploring. Maybe WYB had his camera with him too and they both took pictures.
OPTION NUMBER 2 : August
This one has more clues to it and the guess is 8/14-8-15 which is free time for both of them. 8/13 was also when the mysterious driver was spotted so there’s that. The one who restored the cake mentioned to count the number of the sheep and it should be 32. Also it’s called something like a Beijing Camping cake and the plan for it ( with photos ) was shared 8/15 since this person didn’t know it’s for XZ. However the“original” one who made the concept is from Hangzhou which I already talked about. There are also posts from other people way before this material came out that they did see XZ around that time in the area. Remember there are some parts of LOCH done in Beijing. Tho they said that the filming site was very strict and closed off.
So anyway, I really believe that this was some sort of a joint celebration for them even it’s not 1005. I mean, why would his cast mates celebrate it with him that early??? Unless they both know that the two of them will be busy in the next couple of weeks so why not celebrate it now. While we’re out here camping 🏕️
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This photo too, when i first saw it i expected for the XZS bday edit to have the scene where they sang for him. BUT NO. They shared a different “birthday moment”. I’m looking at this and thinking — maybe they didn’t want to share this private moment. They are aware of how eagle eyed CPFs can put things together and notice stuff with photos, all the more in a video. I’m leaning more towards the fact that it’s private and they wanna keep this between.
We could all be wrong about this. As with all CPNs, more clues come out as the days & months go by.
Moving on….
Is this the new favorite mini fan? LOL. I mean the CQL couple fan they have will always have a special place but it’s nice to see him have some “upgrade”.
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We are seeing that again! P1 and P3 are a nod to how the sunrise is seen from the space station. P2 which is from XZS video looks like it’s a nod to that too but in a different way.
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The whole feel of the vlog too, some of the cuts have that “Like The Sunshine” vibe to it. It’s a common reaction from some turtles, especially if you put the lyrics side by side with some of the stills. You can easily cut the scenic shots and use LTS as the background music and it will fit.
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Watching the starry sky with the wild beasts. What is your name, in the shadows. Waking up in the night, silent like me. We lit the bonfire while we chatted. Time sneaks by, falling like flower petals
I have traveled a long way, you have dreamed a long time. If we can exchange our sincere hearts, then we can get through winter. Many lonely nights drift like fallen leaves: But it always finds a way and is always new on the branches. We will meet again, like the world will go on as usual
I have a firefly for you in the palm of my hand. It's some happiness picked up along the way. What is your name, how gentle is your name. Please tell me when the night breaks. We lit the bonfire while we chatted. Time sneaks by, falling like flower petals
Tell me this doesn’t match. 🙃🙃🙃 Their works really complement each other.
I can mention some other elements in the video like the windmills again & that cut with the violin/symphonic sound that wyb just mentioned in his vogue interview. I mean, if you clown hard enough I bet you can connect everything to a candy. But the topics I’ve mentioned here are what’s mostly talked about.
-END.
P.S: I can relate to this so much. The state of turtles right now 😂😂😂
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I'm a slut for this scenario, so I would like to request how the guys of your choosing would react to being in a really tiny and closed space with their crush? Ex, in a closet or in between a wall fjdnjxnd gender neutral pls! Thank you and I wish you luck for your blog 😖❤️‍🩹
Ty 💚 btw anyone else getting wacked out spelling harbors name like harbor and not harbour cos every time I do it just feels Wrong
Sova
- Sova is a big guy alright, we all know that
- that means he’s getting real close with his crush right now
- if you’re looking for it, you can feel his heartbeat. It gets faster the longer y’all are smushed together
- honestly this probably happened on a mission and was a duck-for-cover gone wrong
- so he’s like. Mildly out of breath, his eyes are all intense from the fighting
- if you ask, the blush creeping up his neck is just from exertion, totally not because he can feel you pressed against him the way he’s imagined so often
- he wants the moment to last, wants to keep looking down at you but there is a mission and he is the golden boy
Cypher
- this one also happened on a mission
- cypher was set up for surveillance and had covered his hiding spot to hell and back with tripwires and cages
- thoughtful you went to go check on him, tripped about 48 times, and narrowly avoided stepping on a piece of his equipment
- in the process of Not Dying, you end up knocking cypher against the wall
- and hoooooooo man if that doesn’t do it for him a little bit
- fr tho he is.. well he’s cypher so he’s gonna be suave and be grateful he wears a mask so you can’t see his dopey smile because cmon that was kinda endearing
- doesn’t mean you can’t hear it in his voice as he teases you tho
- “you should really look where you’re going habibi”
- he likes seeing your eyes this close, he thinks they’re beautiful
Chamber
- you and chamber were having a petty argument about weapon design whilst walking down the hallways of the VP headquarters
- he’s passionate about it and thinks he knows better than you
- so to get your point across, you pull on his tie to bring his head close to yours
- you figured he’d keep his balance but poor chamber wasn’t expecting that at all and one hundred percent stumbles forward
- now you’re caught off guard and both of you end up crashing backwards into crates of supplies left in the hallway
- thankfully for chambers ego, he holds himself up against the crates so that he’s leaned over you and you’re trapped between his arms holding his tie like an idiot
- and because he is chamber, he flirts
- “if you wanted me closer, all you had to do was ask. Best not to make a mess, non?”
Yoru
- remember how in retake phoenix ziplines with his gun or whatever
- so he’s bragging about that and yoru is like “watch this” and tries to do it too but Cooler B)
- so a small group of you are gathered in the practice room, watching yoru zipline across the room
- except he slips 3/4 of the way down and crashes right into you
- y’all end up falling back into a cramped space meant to be rubble
- his pride- but also he’s worried about you because he did kind of just fall on you
- you’re fine, just a few lil scrapes
- the embarrassment on yoru’s face makes up for him falling on you
- he’s totally trying to brush it off, especially in front of you and the other agents, but you saw that genuine care he has for you
Omen
- you’re hunting around in one of the little supply closets on the base when omen teleports in
- he was looking for some of his yarn that he’d ordered and didn’t expect anyone else to be in the closet
- so he teleports in and jump scares you basically
- he catches you by instinct but the supply closet really was not made for more than one person to be in it at a time, especially with all the stuff in there
- it’s a little cramped but he feels too awkward to teleport out now. And also he wants his yarn
- this close, you can really see the way his slits get bigger and smaller repetitively, mimicking a kind of blinking
- his hands are cold too, where they’re on your shoulders to steady you
- bless his heart, he doesn’t know what to say except for a quiet “sorry”
- you laugh it off and ask him what he was looking for
- “yarn.”
- if you pay close attention you can see that his face slits are growing brighter than they usually do and some of his shadowy smoke seeps from under his hood
- you help him find his yarn but not before omen moves to stand in the doorway instead so you have space
- he flexes his claws as he watches you, a nervous habit he’s picked up over the years
- y’all have some idle chit chat about what he’s working on. Omen even offers to keep you company while you do whatever
Phoenix
- he trips and falls forward onto you
- it’s not graceful At All
- he’s kinda dumbfounded, holding himself up with his hands by your head
- 1. He’s embarrassed but 2. Holy shit he’s this close to you and the way you’re looking at him
- huh that’s weird the heater came on but only in the common room
- “you okay phoenix?”
- that snaps him out of his little moment and he scrambles back on his feet to help you up
- he apologises so much but really it’s fine, accidents happen! Still, he feels like he wants to make it up to you in some way
- you suggest watching a movie
- and if you snuggle a little closer during it, it’s just cos he’s warm and toasty ;)
Kayo
- it happens on the way back from a mission
- y’all are in the back of the vulture
- you’re behind Kayo cleaning gunk and dirt off of him when y’all experience some turbulence
- you were standing to clean him and end up getting jostled around
- you probs would’ve fallen on your face had he not reacted ultra fast and pulled you close to him
- you’re basically in his lap now
- like Phoenix, his body heats up and it’s totally just a robot thing, no other reason
- you’re startled, being this close to Kayo
- but since you’re here now, you start cleaning the front of him too
- this is what makes him short circuit lmao
- the fact that he’s fully capable of doing it himself but you’re cleaning him just to be nice
- the face you make in concentration, picking at a spot that won’t come off- that’s his new favourite face of yours. The way your eyebrows pull together a little, a bit of a nose scrunch as you peer closer
- he has never felt so cared for by a human before
Harbor
- some of the younger agents wanted to see harbors powers so he was showing off a little bit
- poor you turned the corner at just the right time to be smacked in the face by a wall of water
- okay he laughs a little bit but he is immediately apologising
- he pulls you behind him to a bathroom and gets a towel to dry you off
- you just kind of let him dry at least your head off. You’ll go change into different clothes after
- he’s very meticulous in drying you off and when he gets to your hair he ruffles it with the towel
- you shriek and try to duck away from him but he is having way too much fun with this
- he finally stops when you put your hands over his and damn that big stupid smile on his big stupid face
- “you look like a wet sewer rat”
- you fake gasp and try to hold back a smile
- and harbor is just thinking about how he could get addicted to seeing that
Breach
- one of his arms came off during a mission so you’re hanging out with him in his room while kj fixes it
- he gets up to get smth but doesn’t realise how off balance he is without the other arm. I mean those things have gotta be fuckin Heavy
- so he instantly starts tilting over and then you shoot up to help balance him
- but he’s too far gone and now you’re falling with him
- at least you land on his chest which is softer than a metal arm
- he’s kind of at a loss for words though and the fact that you’re basically laying on top of him does not help his brain function
- for once he has nothing to say
- which is only worrying to you
- “are you ok? That looked like it hurt. Sorry for falling on you too”
- he’s totally fine except for not being able to get that image of you out of his head
- he totally imagines you cuddling up to him while sleeping now
Brimstone
- not to be an old man but he definitely got a sharp knee pain and stumbled
- you made him sit down so you could make sure he was ok, that it wasn’t bruised or anything after a mission
- he’s fine just aging but the thought makes him feel fuzzy inside
- he tries to reassure you he’s okay but you seriously insist on taking him to see sage or Skye just to make sure there’s nothing wrong
- he secretly adores how doting you can be and won’t complain if you stick close to him for a bit after
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stxxryvoid · 2 years
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This idea came to me while I was watering my plants.
Demon Slayer Character's with a S/O who likes to Garden (ft. Mitsuri, Iguro, Tomioka, Muichiro, Tengen + his wives, Shinobu)
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Mitsuri
I headcanon she also likes to garden and uses some of the plants when she cooks.
Helps you tend to the garden even if you don't need the help.
Takes care of the garden with her life if you can't.
If you plant something in a pot she makes the pot really pretty.
Gets kinda sad when a plant dies.
10/10 Plant Care Taker
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Iguro
He's basically like: "You plant stuff? K, Cool."
Doesn't really mind it or care about just see's it as something you do.
But bet your ass that if you can't take care of the garden he suddenly has a PhD in Horticulture.
The garden actually looks even better when he takes care of it???
Puts yours to shame tbh
9/10 Plant Care Taker deducted one point because I'd be jealous
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Tomioka
Plants stuff once in a while and the end result is always pretty good.
Helps you plant stuff even if you don't need the help, and takes care of the garden when you're away.
The garden is his new favorite place to relax and think.
That's about it ik boring just like him (I'm kidding-)
10/10 Plant Care Taker
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Muichiro
Forgets you have a garden 30 minutes after you tell him
He does visit it often though because it's like his new little happy place
He likes to cloud gaze there now because the plants remind him of you (even though he can't remember why)
If you ask him to watch over your garden while you're gone especially for a long time they're probably gonna wilt since he forgot-
The next time tho he swears he's gonna remember and he did:D
It's just that he forgot how much water to put and now your plants are overwatered
He's still getting the hang of it, he'll get there soon:)
4/10 Plant Care Taker
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Tengen + His wives
You plant stuff?? How flamboyant!
Tengen tells you how flamboyant your gardening skills are only when you plant a pretty plant and it blooms beautifully.
If you plant an ugly plant though....
He doesn't help you plant anything, He'll get his flamboyantly painted nails dirty🙄
He might cheer you on from the sidelines.
He also makes sure you have only the most flamboyant gardening supplies and clothing!
Hinatsuru is always helping you with the garden, she's the most reliable out of the four.
While Makio doesn't see the point in gardening but she will help you out if you ask her.
Suma helps you out but she may trip or drop a watering can-
She'll also make flower crowns for everybody if you plant some flowers :D
Tengen 6/10 Plant Care Taker
Hinatsuru 10/10 Plant Care Taker
Makio 7/10 Plant Care Taker
Suma 8/10 Plant Care Taker
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Shinobu
The two of you can plant stuff together because she also plants, only herbs though!
Always wears gloves when gardening and expects you to do the same. (Must keep good hygiene! Don't know what's in the dirt.)
Researches the best conditions a plant will thrive in and will share this information with you if you need it.
Will take care of your garden if you are unable to and you'll take care of her's, win win situation.
Quite straightforward when it comes to gardening.
10/10 Plant Care Taker.
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omg ok so I kno u busy rn w ktober but like I just had a thought and I want u to hear it 🤭
high libido!mc who is sexually frustrated because cove is away on a business trip and no matter how hard they try mc just can’t get themselves off
like hand or toys just can NOT do it for them because they’re so used to having cove around to help them and nothing can compare to him
and cove comes home from his business trip and finds them desperately masturbating on the bed, crying from frustration and they’re like
“this is ur fault I can’t cum without u” w big watery eyes and a pout and yeah cove takes them right there 🫣 he prolly moaning in their ear abt how he missed them too
help the period horny is so crazy rn ur rlly feeding me w kinktober take care don’t burn urself out trying to keep up w the numbers 🫶🏽
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AWE TYSM🫶🫶 im pre-writing some stuff n a lotta stuff is already written, plus i can tell you rn the ones w multiple boys for example will be short, so i'll be okay!!! ty for thinking abt me tho thats so sweet <333 MWAH also period horny is so different... thats fueling me rn
ALSO I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME
especially after the first time they have sex, like the patreon moment or the time they go all the way especially
its so hard now that you've had a taste of cove, his fingers, tongue, his dick. even though he's not skilled he's still so cute, and the experience is so intense since he's your lover
you'd actually give him a confidence boost n yk how cove gets kinda sassy sometimes, like for example say at fond when he jokes abt marrying liz? he's like that for hoursss
sometimes he remembers seeing you so desperate on the bed, your toys abandoned at your side and your fingers making work of your sex but you're so unsatisfied, even if you finish it doesn't feel as good as when cove makes you finish
n he'll tease you when he finally fucks you, between him fingering n giving you head and now mocking you with "aw, is this what you've been waiting for~?", you're brought to tears
pls this is so good... he'd hold you from behind or lean over you, holding your hands, and tells you how pretty you are, how much he missed you, how he wished you were there to get him off after a stressful business dinner with some big client.
even if you sext or call n have phone sex, it's just not the same n makes you guys miss each other so much more...
please you unleashed my biggest brain worms
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Okay, so I just went through r/realityshifting and I found out that I shifted twice! And I'm proud of myself so imma just tell yall the 2 times that I shifted lol (in cr timeline order).
1st time: Okay, so I was on my way to therapy and I was in the backseat of my dad's car since he usually drives me there. During the trip before going to therapy, I was like 'hmm maybe I should try shifting!' And created this make-shift method (pun intended) where I looked out the window and visualized and imagined myself driving to my dr (which in this case was my alien dr). It's kinda like the train method but I'm actually in a vehicle lol. A few minutes into this method I created for myself, I start feeling a lil bit of pain my upper abdomen and I got a bit scared, but I didn't stop and just manifested that it would go away almost immediately, and it did! So after that, a few more minutes pass by and my point of view somewhat changes without me moving. Like, originally, I was kinda angeled vision wise when looking outside but one blink later and I'm suddenly looking straight at the window and I'm like 'W t f' but I keep doing my method. Nothing else strange happens and I arive at the building my therapist is at. But only a few seconds pass before a feel myself getting hit in multiple places near my thighs and back, I didn't feel any pain or anything, I just felt the sensation of being hit and I'm like 'WTFFFF'. I also remember somewhat smelling what my dr smells, which was smoke lol, but it went away quickly so I can't really give more deets than that lol. I kept feeling the hitting sensation all the way until my therapy session and I even told my therapist what happened (I didn't tell my therapist that I was planning to shift cos If was scared that she'll demotivate me or some shit like that). Okay, so I believe this was a shift because on r/realityshifting, someone asked if they shifted if they only felt some senses and alot of people were saying yes and that got me thinkin of this scenario I experienced and realizing that I shifted!
2nd time: Alright, so this is completely different from last time lol. I was doing my own method where I hypnotized myself to sleep and made my goal to shift. Now see, this was during a week where I attempted to shift throughout the entire week and I believe that this was in the weekends (although I don't remember lol). Anyways, I did my thing right, and I do my method how intended (with subliminals and an easy nights rest). Although, I 'woke up' a bit early (cr wise) and found myself waking up to pure daylight (which didn't bother me for some reason since this was a better cr that I was shifting to and I scripted that school started later). I then grabbed my phone and everything looked normal until I decided to do a duolingo lesson and found that my streak was reset back to 0 even tho I did a lesson in my cr the day prior. That's when I realized I shifted (still in dr) and suddenly I woke up back in my cr room, which was still midnight. I was too tired to realize what happened so I fell asleep, had funky weird dreams, and woke up at an appropriate time. And that's when I realized that I shifted. I also believe that this was a shift because I was clearly in my dr and I actually had all my senses at play here!
Thanks for reading my silliness🫶
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