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saintavangeline · 2 months

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Morning Star

DO NOT post elsewhere without asking first & crediting me @saintavangeline

(Men absolutely DNI. This is an artistic interpretation of works from Botticelli and Michelangelo. Not meant to be sexual and/or sexualized. Disrespectful comments and reblogs will immediately be blocked and reported.)

#lucifer #men dni #I hate men #I will chop ur dick off #sandro botticelli #Michelangelo #renaissance art #saint avangeline

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venusararara · 1 year

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that gathussy got me acting unwise (read im gonna get ate)

GFKWHF GATHUSSY... she's going to obliterate you bro, I genuinely don't suggest it, nobody is safe from her wrath lmao

#i hope ur talking abt her bootyhole bc gatherine doesnt have a gathussy other than that one uwu #demon cock supremacy #she has a turdcutter strong enough to chop ur dick off

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judithhhh · 3 months

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family ties (one-shot)

jude x alexander-arnold!reader

summary : in which the world learns about the alexander-arnold sister's relationship with jude at the same time as trent

ynalexanderarnold

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ynalexanderarnold vacation week!

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judebellingham forcing me to work out on vacation smh

judebellingham sexy gyall

ynalexanderarnold sexy laddd

trentarnold66 what

ynalexenderarnold 😁😁

trentarnold66 that's where u went u fucker

user274 why are we acting like this is normal?

user729 they took hard launching too seriously

usr2837 couple we didn't know we needed frl

user738 HELP NOT TRENT FINDING IT OUT IN A INSTA POST

messages

trent

tell me i jst hallucinated your post pls

you

mom taught me not to lie sadly

trent

fucking jude? 🤣

he's gonna break your heart

you

considering he hasn't done anything like that in the past year, i doubt it

trent

past year? wtf

and u didn't tell me because...?

you

look at how you're reacting nd u got ur answer

trent

you're my sis, im just looking out for you

you

im grown, jude is your friend, we love eachother

that's all you need to know

judy 🤠💕

sooo what did he say

mine 💞

he might kill you next time he sees u but dw ab it

judy 🤠💕

YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA BE FINE W IT

mine 💞

nd i lied obv

judy 🤠💕

can i post you tho 😕

mine 💞

nothing too scandalous and he MIGHT not chop off ur dick

judy 🤠💕

aw you wouldn't like that very much

mine 💞

wouldnt mind

judy 🤠💕

not what u said last night 🤣

mine 💞

can't believe my bf has the same punchlines as an 8th grader 😞😞

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judebellingham relax

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ynalexanderarnold my man

judebellingham mine

ynalexanderarnold ur dick's ab to get chopped off

trentarnold66 yeah it is

judebellingham hey trent my brother 😁

trentarnold66 no.

noahohio bold moves brother 🤣

user274 they are so hot

user738 trent is probably puking rn

jobebellingham hey yn

ynalexanderarnold hey jobeee

judebellingham gtfo 😒

messages

trent

try your usual bullshit w my sister i swear

jude

im rlly serious ab her mate, i wouldn't do that

trent

yh good not too serious tho

jude

don't worry i won't make u an uncle anytime soon

trent

shut up you're not helping your case

jude

sorry 😞

few months after

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ynalexanderarnold baecation except trent and jobe ruined it

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judebellingham baecation but they took bae away from me

ynalexanderarnold we'll never get a good baecation atp

trentarnold66 it's better like that

trentarnold66 im always here watching 🦇

ynalexanderarnold ok batman

jobebellingham aw i had such a great time w u too

ynalexanderarnold don't worry you're not the bad one here, trent is

judebellingham i swear trent is starting to accept me

trentarnold66 im not

user274 trent and jobe, professional cockblockers

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trentarnold66

we're not in laws

judebellingham

we're family i know ❤️❤️

trentarnold66

gtfo

judebellingham

love u too mate

#jude bellingham x reader #football #football imagine #jude bellingham #jude bellingham imagine #jude x reader #football x reader #hey jude :)#trent alexander arnold #football smau #football social media au

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randomperson3736 · 8 months

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Hello sweets, how are you?

I hope you're doing well

How would the batfam react to batsis keeping a secret in the wfa universe 🙊🙊

A/N: Hiii,my love. I'm doing good, hope Ur doing good as well 😊 thank u for Ur request and sorry it took so long.

~Batfam reacting to batsis keeping a secret~

●I feel like batsis would try and hide her bf/gf from them cus let's be honest those boys are overprotective asf.

●But sadly someone found out the secret. Mainly from stalking. (*cough*Damian*cough*)

●Dick was hurt that you didn't tell him that you have a bf/gf. But he kinda understands why you didn't tell him cus that man would go full interrogation mode and ask a lot of questions.

●Jason was pissed to say the less. That man was already packed and loaded to find your poor bf/gf. He's overprotective brother side was on full mode.

●Jason just started to show off his guns saying how he never missed a shot. And all I'm gonna say is that your poor bf/gf almost pissed their pants from that-

●Tim was shocked but didn't really show it. He wasn't as bad as Jason or Damian with the whole overprotective brother thing but he would stalk your bf/gf. Like he's gonna find out about everything that kids has done.

*But when Tim sees that your bf/gf isn't a bad person then he'll be all lay-back but he'll still threaten the kid. Basically saying that if their every hurt you that he'll end them-

●Since Damian was the first one to find out about your little secret, he'll definitely be the worse at threatening your bf/gf.

●Damian definitely had his katana on full display, just showing how if their ever hurt you,then he'll just chop them up into tiny pieces and fed them to his dog.

●Alfred already knew cus you told him. Well, technically he kinda walked in on you guys kissing-

●But other than that, he was glad that you found someone and that you were happy.

●Bruce was clam. Creepily clam.

●Deep down he knew that you would find someone, one day but he never thought it would this soon. Like your his baby girl, your not supposed to grow up so fast.

●Bruce definitely did the whole back ground check like Tim did. But when he found nothing, he was perfectly ok with it. (Not really tho)

●Over time, the batfam got used to the idea of you dating but they still did normal check ups (stalking) on your bf/gf to make sure that they didn't cheat or anything.

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poppy-metal · 2 years

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thinking abt loser dick again <3

talking to ur cheer friends abt how big eds was n how he made sure u came multiple times before he even thought about making himself cum. n them getting all giggly n blushy. spreading rumors he has a big cock n knows how to make girls squirt. it gets back to hellfire n everyone is like "did u hear the latest rumor about you?" "No why?" eddie looks confused, Gareth whispers the rumor in his ear & he just flushes pink, looking over at your table. anyway some other nerd girls thinking they have a chance with him cause obviously he can't like cheerleaders right? they bully him. so nerd girls have better luck since they have something in common! one of the nerdy girls asking eds if he wants to go out sometime this weekend. u overhear it, stomping over to the girl, "do you really want his loser ass? he's probably small" u mention chasing the other girl away. grabbing Eddie's wrist and stomping out to his van and demanding he opens the back. pushing him into the back n getting on top of him all possesive & jealous leaving hickeys on his neck n shoulders where he can't hide them. eds giggling n teasing you about how possessive you are

🐛 PS I LOVE THE NEW NAME POPS

im gonna kick him in the shins.

he gets all "t-thought i was small- oh fuck-" when you slide your wet cunt determinedly down his cock. you're so pent up and horny all you can do is bare your teeth down at him, your skirt swishing around your waist as you bounce in his lap.

"dont think. for a second-" your words come out in chopped up pants, punched out of you from his dick hitting you just right. "-that im letting you fuck anyone else."

eddie thinks about being a brat. but then you squeeze around him and his eyes roll back and he can't even pretend hes not obsessed. that hes not pathetic over you. whines and palms at your ass desperately, "dont want anyone else." he says, completely genuine. his face is flushed and his eyes are so wide and wet and adoring as they look up at you. "only you." his fingers dig into your cheeks, he braces his knees under him so he can thrust up a little himself. "only want this pussy- fucking christ-"

it calms you. a little. but you're still feeling possessive. so you make him switch positions with you, let him fold your knees to your chest until your toes are almost touching the top of his van as he sinks back into you.

"fuck me." you goad, hooking one manicured finger into his chain necklace. "fuck me like im your girlfriend and you're gonna take me home later and cum inside me."

he groans at that, hips rutting widly into yours as he hunches over you, head pressed into your neck like he does when hes overcome, overwhelmed by you. his rings dig into your thighs and his balls slap wetly against your ass as he fucks you so hard the van shakes a little.

"fuck, fuck, fuck." he whines. "baby, you're-" he gasps, licks and sucks at your neck and you twine your hands in his thick waves of hair, eyes rolling back. he fucks you so good like this. hes so good. "you're gonna make me cum."

"Inside. boyfriends cum inside."

"jesus." he slams in again and again, harder somehow, the wet lips of your cunt permanently speared open around his thickly plunging cock. you're dripping all down his balls, it has to be getting his seats sticky, too. "you're mine." he says, suddenly. even though its whimpered out the possession behind it is so unmistakable you dont even think to correct it. dont want to, because you are. "my fucking girl. taking my fucking dick so good- oh god, baby, im gonna fill you up- take it, take it, take-"

he cuts himself off as he cums, body shuddering over yours as he moans through it. you feel cockdrunk and content. knowing no one else could possibly fuck him as well as you do. no one.

#ask #🐛 anon #eddie spaghetti #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader

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horrorjunki3 · 1 year

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Texas chainsaw massacre slashers with a trans boyfriend

Warnings: NSFW, discussion of the female body, dysforica, Canon typical violence, fluff

I'm tagging @maxthompsonjrmalewife because I made reference to there work!:)

Drayton sawyer

Gay panic -> that's it the moment Nubbins brings you in -> I feel like his brothers see this reaction and decide to keep you alive

His such a simp for you, he just loves his boyfriend so much!!

He will never misgender you but he doesn't 100% understand being trans so you might have to explain it

His very responsible so he will always know how long you've Been binding and after care for taping his on it!

His so sweet when you need to do injections he'll coo at you and call you handsome -> he mainly calls you pretty boy or baby boy

Nsfw

His brain shuts down whenever you initiate something -> he has a pretty low sex drive but w his boyfriend doing hormons he probably gets more action then he ever has

Calls you a minx for distracting him from the saw but God your lips feel so good around his cock

He doesn't care If he tops or bottoms as long as you are both having a good time

He gets riled up whenever your walk around in your boxes and a binder - checks you out and can't help wanna fuck on the kitchen table or while his cooking

Chop top sawyer

His loves his trans bf soo much! finds it so hot -> I generally believe chop loves people who are different, unique and unapologetically themselves!

He isn't good at remembering when you starting binding

His pretty good with trans inclusive language

Loves giving you pride pins and stuff

Also shows you off to victims -> lord have mercy if you get misgendered at all in this house all the Sawyers won't have it.

He absolutely loves helping you with injections he probably did some first aid in the war so his pretty good at it -> gives you a kiss everytime it's finnished

If you use Gel this guys a pain he'll always wanna grope you so he gets excess GEL on him and doesn't see the issue

If you ever get dysforia he likes to nest in your shared room with music and lots of cuddles for you! Telling you how handsome you are and how much he loves you

He gets so excited whenever there's development in your transition!

Totally write songs about you being the prettiest boy everr

NSFW Headcannons

Chop loves the contrast between your masculine and Feminine traits

Loves your T dick sooo much! This man would suck you off everyday if he could -> somedays he won't let you leave the beg until your crying and begging from Cummings so much

He a top, and prefers fucking you but as long as his cocks in you he doesn't care who's more Dom or submissive

Loves loves loves cockwarming you, your so warm and wet and your little cocks begging for him to touch it!

Loves if you get more horny when on T -> y'all are fucking like rabbits and he loves every second of it -> bends you over every table and fucks you silly

If you get morning wood omfg this man will gladly give you head of a morning -> infact he will beg to please morsel can he? Your so hard and he just wants to taste you

Nubbins sawyer

This man's so feral for you and is a Stuttering mess

Loves taking photos of you -> loves documenting your transition!!

He becomes a mess everytime you do something 'masculine' -> his attracted to masculinity so if you pick up something heavy or him his a mess!

He can't help you with injections because his hands shake alot -> he does however old ur hand and give you a lil kiss. "No Nubbins you can't have any Gel" -> "No what why are you trying to eat it?!"

His fave part of you is your arms like doesn't matter if they're skinny, muscular or plump he loves them -> loves being held by his boyfriend

He steals all your clothes!!

If you get dysforia he'll drag you off to the house and coo at you -> does all your chores and gets you whatever you need

I feel like all the Sawyer siblings gender you correctly and it's such a safe place for you! No one bat's an eye when you take your shirt off or your not binding -> your a men to all of them and they love you dearly

NSFW Headcannons

He doesn't care If his top or bottom -> nor does he care of him domming or subbing definition of a switch

Regardless of if his fucking you his a moaning mess

If his in a more dominant mood he loves you sucking his dick so much, you look so handsome on your knees for him

He loves you dominating him, his a good boy and you make him feel so good

He totally calls you daddy you can't change my mind

Loves your ass so much! Will bite it and lives fucking you from behind it's such a pretty view can't help but whine and cum over and over

Bubba sawyer

You being trans most likely saves your life -> bubba found someone like them!!

T4T relationship 🥰

They let you wear any of they're clothes!

He adores his trans partner! Feels so connected and comfortable w you like you understand them!

They're very good at helping with shots and aren't a pain in the ass when it comes to Gel like there brothers

Squeals when there's developments in your transition and gives you the biggest bear hug!

I saw a headcannon about this here it is and the artwork (not mine someone else's but it's sooo good!!) That Thomas and Bubba will make binders out of human skin for they're trans S/O and yeah that is cannon idc what anyone says it's cannon

Of you get dysforus bubba gives you one of there shirts -> it's baggy and makes a great dysforia jumper! They will pull you into there lap and run circles on your thighs your so handsome! They just wanna make you feel better!

Loves when you do a stereotypical boyfriend thing to them like bringing flowers! It's so gender affirming for you and them!

NSFW

They love your chest it doesn't matter what size, shape, small large or post surgery -> they'll love it and pamper your chest with kissed and hickies

Don't care If they're top or bottom but he is more submissive

Another one that loves your T dick -> they legit moan whenever they see it please say they can suck it? Please?

They're so gender reaffirming in bed! And always check on you it's soo cute

Please femininise them in bed they love it, makes them feel so pretty!

Loves when you fuck them -> they're such a slut for your cock it's not even funny

They're sex drive isn't to high but they love making there S/O cum so they have no problem with keeping up with you

They prefer slower more sensual sex -> it makes him feel so loved

#slasher simp #slasher x reader #texas chainsaw massacre #nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #robert sawyer #chop top x reader #bubba sawyer #nubbins x reader #leatherface x reader #bubba saywer x reader #drayton sawyer x reader #drayton sawyer #slashers x ftm reader

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twistedastrology · 13 days

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🌊my take on neptune🌊

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LOOK at that gorgeous fucking planet man-

i wanna start this with a little tiny disclaimer that my take on neptune is very different from the usual and kinda flips a lot of shit on its head so my bad if this makes no sense to u but i wouldn't be uranus ruled if i didnt do shit crazy different would i 💔💔

THAT BEING SAID!!!!!! LETS GET INTO IT BABEY!!!!

let's start with what I'm dismantling-

in modern astrology, neptune is often considered the higher octave of venus and is known as the planet of spirituality or higher love. ive seen a lot of ppl say that neptune is associated with hollywood, which makes no fucking sense to me but whatever yknow to each their own-

neptune is also known as the ruler of pisces, and is exalted in cancer, the sign the moon rules.

I am about to flip a Whole fuckton on its head here so strap in and give me ur brain for a second 💔💔

neptune, the god, is the roman counterpart to poseidon, and poseidon rules over the sea, storms and earthquakes- generally very chaotic stuff-

poseidon's egyptian equivalent would be Seth, or Set. Seth was the god of chaos, storms, earthquakes, generally very chaotic stuff again.

Seth was also a trickster and, in egyptian mythology, overall kind of an asshole (since he literally chopped up Osiris into like a billion pieces and then scattered him across the earth so- idk kind of a dick move ngl)

but that's what he did!! that was his thing!!! he was the god of chaos!!!! gods of chaos are gonna be kinda assholes!!!!

But what does this mean for neptune- well this means that Neptune would be Seth (and neptune is known for it's deceptive qualities)

now keep that in ur brain as i go off on another tangent that will eventually circle back around to this one-

another proposal i have that may be shocking is that to me, Neptune is the one that rules Cancer, and the moon is the one that rules Pisces.

stay with me here hold on hear me out 💔

since ive been quite literally twisting the fuck out of astrology in my head and debunking cancer myth after cancer myth, I've come to find that cancers are a much more volatile sign than we give them credit for- or at least Can be-

they're not crybabies by any sense of the imagination, and like i said in my post abt cancers and rage, they feel anger more heavily than anything. they can also be very chaotic because they're cardinal water (think tsunamis).

now they're not all bad, dont think im tryna paint em as villains dawg i am literally a cancer rising/mars- but they have a distinct dark side to them that is Not to be fucked with.

cancers are often considered the "mothers" of the zodiac, but that has been watered down to "they're good with kids and probably want kids"- when cancers were Initially considered the mothers of the zodiac, they were talking abt cancers are the Guardians of the Zodiac.

not the galaxy-

now i will say, if a cancer has children, they will be VERY protective of them, but not in a helicopter-y way. more like in a "if you say something bad about their children or threaten to harm their children in any way, they will most likely punch you in the face and knock you out."

they wont bitch at you or be polite about it, they will probably break your face- BREAK YOUR FUCKIN FACE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

now, where do cancers get that rage from? who around here borders on being or Is a god of chaos in the zodiac................. seth.

neptune is a much darker, more volatile planet than we give it credit for, just like cancers can be the same- But at the same time, they can both be very pleasant entities-

cancers can easily be some of the nicest people you've ever met, they're incredibly loyal and would probably go to war for you if you meant a lot to them, and they can be VERY and often times Are creative and artistic in some way.

neptune can be a very rewarding planet to work with, it can be incredibly creative because of the depth it represents, and it can put you and guide you on your path to and through spirituality.

neptune ruling cardinal water makes much more sense in this light than it ruling mutable water in my opinion. a planet as potentially volatile as neptune would NOT be mutable.

all of this also comes partially from my slightly different idea of what higher octaves really are- ive seen people say they're the "large scale influence" planets, but i think they're quite literally just the more powerful versions of the planets they're the higher octaves of (so they can and do affect the large scale, but that's not ALL they are).

so the moon in this case would deal with our conscious emotions, our humanity, that level of stuff- which makes more sense for pisces in my opinion- the moon would be more along the lines of the emotions we Think we should feel (mutable) and therefore do- the moon is how we may have Learned to feel, among many other things.

whereas neptune is our deep, inner self. our subconscious emotions, the feelings that penetrate our very soul. neptune is our shadow self, but it's also our higher self. just as the moon has a dark side, neptune has one too, but neptune's dark side is infinitely more painful.

this role switch also makes much more sense at least in my chart, because when looking at the moon as being my chart ruler, my co-ascendant would be pisces, which never made any sense to me- so i chalked it up to "oh well my moon is 1° pisces so it's basically aquarius i guess" which DID make sense

but my moon is still in pisces. My neptune, however, is firmly in aquarius, which explains perfectly why i feel so much more aquarius coded than anything else.

im also like 99% outer planet ruled, mercury being the only inner planet that dominates my chart- my most active planets are mercury, saturn, uranus, neptune and pluto 😮‍💨

HOWVEVEVR!!!!!!

i wanna say that whenever i switch everything up like this, i still find value in normal astrology and often combine it with my twisted version to get the most accuracy possible- so while my neptune and uranus are in mutual reception (aquarius/pisces) but i believe that neptune rules cancer, i still feel that mutual reception but i also still feel the neptune/cancer influence, especially since my ascendant literally starts in the neptune decan of cancer.

and this makes my chart make a lot more sense in terms of neptune too-

if this makes absolutely no fucking sense at all to you then that's fine!!! this is just my personal view on neptune and i honestly still associate a lot of My View of neptune's traits with the moon, which is why i incorporate a multitude of different perspectives into how i interpret everything and it gives me accurate meanings so i see no problem with it-

once it stops being accurate, then there's a problem, but we're not there yet so it's ok 🙏🙏

ultimately u can kinda just take this as food for thought if nothing else!! and if u read this far into my yapping session, god bless fr 😮‍💨 (i am not religious. HAHAHHAA)

#astrology #astrologer #astro observations #astro community #outer planets #my take #neptune #neptune astrology #zodiac signs #cancer zodiac #pisces

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necrogfie · 29 days

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got 1 like on my post abt it ,, so my transition plans for my different ids (that i plan to transition to) under the cut ⁓ ♪ !

first the basic easy stuff where my plan isn't long :

transweight ( to [readacted] kg ) -> lose weight

transprogrammed -> ... find someone to program me and get programmed

trans cane user -> get a cane !! and learn how to use it

others transharmed/ful ids -> try to get into a conabusive relationship to relieve my dysphoria related to those ids (can't be too descriptive)

noow the more 'complicated' stuff to transition to

trans-polish -> learn polish first obvi, learn more of polish history and culture (in a more first hand way - directly from polish ppl) and just do the general stuff u do to connect to ur lineage. and i'd like to go and experience poland for an extended period of time (when the situation get better, which will be soon i hope!)

trans-chinese -> now. i have no hope of learning chinese (mandarin) to the point of being fluent but i have hope to at least be able to have small casual conversation and be able to read basic stuff in chinese. again, learn more abt the history and culture (in this specific region !!), aaand very silly but doing douyin makeup (not ... asian fishing) ++ getting traditional chinese clothes

transgender -> uhrm yes this go there too so woo. get on T is the first goal and the easiest one, then get my tits chooped off (and like . no nipples graft bcuz reasons) and maybe get bottom surgery because having a dick could be fire but that more for when i will be like . 35 years old. also growing out my hair (yes this count as transition) very long, because 1. i wanna be a man w long hair 2. i'm shen and in source i am a cis man with long hair soo

trans-NPD -> ... lie. lie to get diagnosed w NPD. because realistically there is not way in hell i can transition for that, ill just have to lie thru my teeth and as they say, fake it until you make it, maybe i can't like trick my brain into thinking i have NPD

trans-HoH -> (disclaimer !! not encouraging anyone to do that, thats bad for you) learn LSF and destroy my hearing in my right ear by listening to music way too loud

trans-incomplete legs paralysis -> this one is one, i don't think i'll realistically be able to transition to, but this is a case where i'll have to do drastic stuff myself (which ill probably never do bcuz im a pussy) or see a professional for my BIID and try to get arrangement and like get allowed to get my legs chopped off (because i don't know how it's possible to just have incomplete paralysis be ... happening on my legs ? thru surgery ? maybe it's possible but i will have to see) but for this one i just try to ignore that my legs are working (whenever it's possible) and as i said before see a professional for my BIID and see if something can be done to transition.

#rambles 🧸#some of those are so silly im crying TT theyr rlly simple too #++ there is a few others ids i wanna transition too but its just like ... ill act as if im this and woo (for my transsev ids)

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slamminslamminmcgill · 1 year

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yOur fics are my bread and butter

idk if ur requests are open but ill leave this here cz i am starveing for Badger content

Could u do anything NSFW Badger x ftm reader please 😭

i gotchuuu mwah mwah

anatomical terms: pussy, chest/boobs

i'd imagine he's at least somewhat familiar with trans guys bc he's known jesse for so long, but he's still clueless in some aspects.

you guys are chilling on the couch when you come out to him. he's cool and it seems like he gets it, so that's a weight off your shoulders. but he manages to fumble it with his next sentence.

"so like... that means you have a pussy, right?"

you snort and laugh at the absurdity of his question. meanwhile he gets all flustered and his face turns bright red because oh no, was that too much? was he not supposed to ask that? oh shit, you probably think he's a weirdo now.

but you don't. in fact, you think he's cute.

you smirk and lean over to caress his face. "wanna see for yourself?"

his jaw drops; he swallows whatever words he was going to choke out and just nods.

you get up from the couch, take your pants off, and crawl into his lap. he's staring. his dick is hard and it's poking your ass. he can't help it. from the moment you said anything about it, it's all he could imagine. you grab his wrist and bring it up to you, and once he touches it you swear you can see his brain completely bluescreen.

you stroke his cheek and make him look up at you, "does that answer your question?"

again, he nods, and now his eyes trail down to your chest. that's the next thing, isn't it? that's what's left to find out? he's sweating bullets and trying to think of the best way to phrase this.

"so, uh... did you... did you get the chop? y'know, like, " he gulps and points a shaky finger at your chest. "there?"

again, you just grab his other hand, guide it under your shirt, and let him find out for himself. depending on what you've had done, he's either palming your flat chest or squeezing one of your boobs. in any case, he's in heaven.

oh btw he's packing jsyk 😌

i see him as a service top, personally. i don't think he's the type to be really aggressive or rough with you. he's more of a gentle giant and he touches you like he's scared he's gonna break you.

lots of praise mixed with average white boy things like "dude", "bro", "holy shit, man"

ride him. do it. by FAR his favorite position. he loves watching you take what you want; loves the way you look down at him; loves grabbing your ass or your hips and fucking up into you, he just loves it 🥺🥺🥺

intox is a given. if you two are having a smoke sesh, it will probably end with you two jerking each other off.

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angelbvn · 11 months

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i go from “nothing will fix me until i’m fucked till i pass out” to “don’t come near me with your horny i’ll chop ur dick off”

#brainrot.txt #:D #‘m so serious to

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hyuckieslove · 2 years

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nct ot23 as unhinged things my friends have said (but there's no context)

author’s note — i'm not on hiatus anymore because i'm back home!! also credits to @purpletae95 for idea <3 also i have a pretty unhinged friend group and it shows

taeil: in my mind we're all retired 7th graders

johnny: do you have a bandaid? because i just scraped my knee falling for you *finger guns*

taeyong: spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me. - doja cat, 2021

yuta: Is it almost 2 am? yes. Should i make some half decent choices? yes. am i about to chug 7 monster energy drinks? yes.👅

doyoung: last i checked all i was was a deranged grandfather.

kun: FOR THE SAKE OF THE LAST BIT OF MY SANITY WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY?

ten: im sorting through my google drive and i think some had a grudge against me in the 6th grade. would i be considered petty if i hunted them down and made them explain? yes. will that stop me? no.

jaehyun: #glorioustrainpurpose

winwin: *moans in undead*

jungwoo: say hello to jimmy the upside down oreo :)

mark: help i just sent this to my classmate instead of the honors schedule :( fml

xiaojun: please start a rebellion against listening to a tiktok and burning me alive :(

lucas: I FOUND A BABY DUCK AND IT WENT "MEEP MEEP" AWW ITS SO CUTE IMMA DIE

hendery: cUfFeD JeAnSsSs yeeAAAAEHHDAKBSKADNP

renjun: tell a child their mother doesn't love them. that can mess a kid up, yk, for funsies!

jeno: im babysitting a 2 yr old on like 17 pixy stix rn but is this nowhere near the hyperactivity i deal with when im with you guys -_-

haechan: i am that bitch, been that bitch, still that bitch, will forever be that bitch, in the kindest way possible, suck my dick <3

jaemin: i am now 15% caffeine. why? i cannot disclose that information.

yangyang: there's no free mint in the urinal :( someone else ate it before me >:(

shotaro: can ur shoe have rlly weird dreams and tell you about it?

sungchan: do crabs think fish can fly? like are fish like birds to crabs

chenle: i shall chop off thy calfs

jisung: m i n c r ä f t o o

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I so wanted a scene where sumi has a panic attack (or something) in a bathroom from looking in the mirror and looking like her sister that she impulsively chops off all her hair or something. I agree with everything you said but I'm also upset that in her "ending scene" on the last day (also no actual goodbye scene with her??) She looks exactly and acts the same as she did in the beginning! You look at her and you can't tell the difference between her from the beginning, it's like she hasn't grown at all, I was really disappointed with her in cannon. My personal thoughts anyways

EXACTLY A PANIC ATTACK SCENE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD? she's got clinical depression and anxiety and the only way they showcase it is her having glasses and having a smaller voice????? no she can be just as loud as she was before just show Her Struggle, atlus, if you're gonna parade around ur big dick then do something with it god!!!!

And the ending scene too!!! theres no physical growth from who she was. why she continues doing her hair up in kasumi's signature ponytail will forever evade me. maybe you could argue that it's to honor her sister, but at least make that clear? change the ribbon? make it a low ponytail or something instead to show that she's not copying her sister, but is taking a page out of her book?

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HIIIYAAAA its swan anon, yk pearl anon,, thats me too 😭😭 i accidentally called myself pesrl bc on smb elses account im a pearl anon and i was abt to go to sleep and i was like “woah. WHY DID I DO THAT” but yuh, my bad pooka 😭😭😭

MKAY SO LIKEEEE, fuckin sukuna in full form, right? he’d be agressive as shitt, and think about those four arms? all over you. and i MIGHT be a whore.. but him fingering you and makin that lil mouth thing to lick at your clit is kinda.. WHYS THAT KINDA… 😻😻😻

you know what would be a glorious time? giving him head ON HIS MF THRONE, and if its not in the manga it is now, he has a throne. and hes definitely gonna have you suck his dick on it 🤤

and bc its hate sex, yk what i said abt those four arms.. HES GONNA PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK WITH HIS FOREARM WHILE HE GIVES U BACKSHOTS

what.. who said that?

also get it, forearm and four arm (im so corny but i actually laughed 😭😭😭)

AS I WAS SAYIN hes gonna be so fucking mean and its gonna be so hot 😻

“Is that me you are speaking to me like that? Watch that fucking mouth, bitch. I won’t hesitate chop off your— shitt, your fuckin’ head when I’m done with you, but you’d probably like that, filthy whore.”

he’d edge you for sure, and he’s gonna make you do it yourself infront of him before he makes you cum by himself 😻😻

“did you seriously think I was let make you cum? You’re funny. If you wanna cum so bad, go ahead and do it yourself. You’re a big girl, you got it.”

that “you got it” made me giggle 😻 ANYWHOS, he’s also gonna overstimulate you at the right after

“Oh, it’s ‘too much?’ Wasn’t it you who was begging for me to make you cum because you couldn’t do it yourself, hm? And now it’s ‘too much?’ Selfish. That’s unfortunate for you, my dear, because i’m not tired. You look like you can give me 3 more, so give me 3.”

and yuh !! thats just a lil thought process i had for hate sex w full form sukuna, i lowk wanna make a smut account but ion think i can write like that so for now, you gettin it all !!

you’ll see me soon,

pearl or swan anon <3

OHHHHH LMAO hi swan pooks hehe i was like :0 ur good tho dw !!! 🙇‍♂️🩵

forearm and four arm goodbye (u genius)

BUT WAAAAIIIUTTTT so real tho bc sukuna’s so rude in bed. the dialogue is spot on >>> plus he’s so cocky, he’d maybe say smth like “do you know who you’re talking to” 🧎🏽‍♀️arrogant bitch

omg the edging . . i feel like that can be so toji coded ?!?! CALLING THE READER SELFISHHHJFIGOHHIJL. oh we got gagged. give them three more ohhhhh i’d be speechless

TBIS IS SO GOOOOOOD ?! totally up to u but u should consider making a smut account !! this is some good shit n ur so talented 😙

#answered 💌#swan anon

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shallanspren · 7 months

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two things make me want to pick up the wheel of time books again.

the actors/writing on the show. they've all made me fall in love with them even more. and characters i really cannot stand in the books (mat) i really, REALLY love in the show. the relationships feel authentic.

knowing that a lot of dude bros really fucking hate how competent the women in the series are, and how confident they are in their abilities.

but then i read things like, mat having an "i'm in love with a slaver" arc, and i just ???? wtf? ur telling me that mat wants to fuck a slaver, and egwene doesn't at least chop his dick off??

#don't be afraid to spoil me if you comment #i know howw the arcs of every major character ends lmao #i had to look up spoilers to motivate me to continue on after the great hunt

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spaceyflowerswriting · 1 year

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Imagine if Xiaolong’s lil stump got infected but then he tried to DIY the healing process instead of going to the hospital but then like Taegon sees him trying to DIY the bandage and stuff and the see his stump and he ends up screaming and it attracts the attention of all the other executives and Vivi so they all see his stump and Xiaolong has to admit that he an eunuch and then they rush him to the cleanup crew doctor

Do you think Vivi would lose feelings?

i dont think so because she fell for his personality, not his dick ✊

more shenanigans below bc. its a lot

good for him and his masculine gender ig 😭😭😭

WHY WOULD U SAY THIS.. shouldve been jake's strategy tho, gotta make the enemy run away in embarrassment instead of getting a beat down

pretty sure ryuhei meant it as a general insult that equivalates to "you're boring as fuck" 😭😭 and i dont think anyone knows xiaolung chopped his dick off except himself lol

i will not ❤️

um.... thats definitely one way for a couple to bond 😭😭😭😭😭

glad to know ur staying on top with ur dick getting cut off facts 🙏

#answers #dongalongdongballs #ive read so much i didnt ever need to see ❤️ /lh #xiaolung shenanigans

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alright i’ll bite. what are your (wrong and incorrect <3) batfam hair headcanons

uhhh okso. goddamn this is gonna be long, here is a cut for your health and safety <3

bruces hair has been 100% the same 100% of his life. maybe he had it like a little longer for like a year when he was 20 but that was IT. back to default right afterwards. hes like the settings ur videogame character is on when u open up customization

dick is fortunately a bit more interesting. he had the cute floppy little boy haircut until he was in like his mid teens and then he was like imma grow it out and he did. by the time discowing era rolled around it was LONG long, and he did in fact have a short but traumatic (mainly to bruce, poor man) period with a mullet. post-discowing he figured out what to do with it and settled into a style around shoulder length with lotsa layers so it does that 80s shag surfer rockstar thing. he was later a firm supporter of the covid era shag/wolf cut revival. looks fucking stunning, no doubt he is the supermodel of the fam. chefs kiss

jasons hair is curly (!! i am very particular about this! he has curls) and was pretty short before he met bruce, for easy keeping, and that obviously all the same length sorta look where u can tell it was buzzed at some point. when he’s robin obviously hes got the heart bangs and is just adorable all around. the one thing ur right about is that it gets long when he’s in zombie mode and they shave it in the league. i think in his red hood era he learns to cut his own hair and experiments with lotsa fun stuff like punk hairstyles and shaved sides and at one point a little mini mullet which he somehow pulls off. once or twice he probably bleaches the not-white-streak parts of his hair to try to make it blend in, and goes thru all the weird growing out stages after that. its an all around fun time, and he pulls off way more weird hairstyles than he has any right to tbh

tims hair is very very straight and for most of his childhood and early teen years its in a pretty basic short sides long top sorta cut, low maintenance and fine-looking. he dyes it blue once when hes like 14 and that’s the only time he ever does anything intentional and interesting with his hair, because to him it’s pretty much just a chore. when all the red hood shit starts going down theres a period where he goes full what-is-self-care mode for, like, many months and thus his hair grows out enough for like a tiny scruffy ponytail. its like very badly taken care of tho bc my boy doesnt have TIME to shower, bruce, youre not my REAL dad. once jason and damian both mostly stop trying to murder him on sight, he starts taking care of his hair, but i firmly believe that (for a while at least) he decides not to cut it. YES long haired tim. fight me. i think it’s almost always up, in various buns and braids, and dami and the girls (steph and cass, i mean) really love it which tim finds utterly baffling. but my boy needs to be loved more. cass calls his hair beautiful and he turns into a puddle of goo and doesnt stand up for like 2 days

dami keeps his hair short (not buzzed, but short) while in the league, and when he moves to gotham there’s a period of a couple months where he decides to try to be mini bruce. but bruces hair is kinda hard to recreate and looks a bit silly on him, and also every single one of his family members wont stop MUSSING IT so eventually he gives up and learns to tolerate his normal (if spiky) tweenage hair.

steph is our token blonde but we love her. i think she was one of those girls who decided at like 9 that she wanted to grow her hair out REALLY long, and was like moderately successful at it to the chagrin of most adults in her life (because long hair is SO HIGH MAINTENANCE). not long before her tenure as robin she gets sick of it and chops it to like,,,, idk, armpit length? yeeah. and later in her teens she has a whole cycle (or two) of bangs, she flipflops like weekly on whether she likes the way bangs look on her or not. she usually does them herself, and (everyone but her knows) she rocks them every time

cass i think had longer hair when she was doing the assassin gig, mainly ao it could be tied back, but as soon as she had more agency she went “nope” and chopped it to her normal short bob and has kept it that way ever since.

the one other thing u were right about i think is that duke has had the same hair his entire life, that just sounds correct lmao

anyways thats it, totally open to debating with you but just know that i am correct <3

#batsy #sorry its so fuckin long #praise all ye who ask

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