#I’m about to go unhinged

[ravenpureforever]

I think the best part of KinnPorsche, and it really comes to mind with this latest episode, is that every character thinks they’re in a different genre and it’s the funniest thing watching it clash with the reality.

Kinn is just living his best rom-com life where he falls for his sassy but kind assistant bodyguard that he can no longer live with out.

Porsche is basically a YA novel where he falls for his sexy morally ambiguous love interest who’s secretly sweet but *gasp* his past has come to haunt him!

Pete thinks he’s in a dark psychological thriller where he must battle his inner demons and brooding but hot captor to maintain his humanity but it threatens to over take him at any moment as he is torn between his newly found dark desires and the reputation he prides himself on.

Vegas acts like he’s in gothic bodice ripper novel where his entire world becomes the kind, empathic heroine Pete and he will do anything to keep him to himself and Pete is going to help him overcome the truama of his past with his love.

Kim sees himself in this brooding noir style detective film where he must uncover the dark past of his family but oh no he finds himself falling for the pure and sweet ingénue Chay and must wrestle with the dangerous life he leads and the mission he’s devoted himself to and the love of his life

Porchay thought he’s living his Wattpad dream life where he meets his idol and gains his respect as he tutors him and they slowly develop a sweet friendship that turns into a heartfelt romance

They really demonstrate how all the characters are protagonists of their own story, and that’s how they make their decisions, based on the assumptions on the world around them. They think they know the story their in, and that’s the role they have taken, but the tragedy and the complications of these relationships is that they aren’t in a single genre story. They’re people, achingly human people, interacting with other complex people and what is salvation for one is a damnation for the other.

They aren’t in any specific genre (you know, beyond on the whole mafia thing) and that’s where the miscommunication happens, that’s how the drama unfolds, that’s how all these different romances keep missing each other, because they’re all operating on different wavelengths based on the story they think *THEY’RE* in and not stopping to really consider the other perspective.

It’s absolutely hilarious, it’s terribly tragic, it’s utterly beautiful and performed so well by the writers and the actors.

#kinnporsche the series #KinnPorsche #kimchay #vegaspete #they’re all unhinged disasters #i love them so much #i’m obsessed #porsche my beloved #kinnporsche meta #kinda at least #just my little ramble/thought/theory #i just love how they are all the main character of their own story #and it really shows how they think they’re in a different show then the one they’re in #in the end it’s a mafia bl series #but they’re in denial about the inevitablity of it lmao #eventually they’re going to have to reconcile it #and I for one can not wait #kinnporsche episode 13

[lambmotifz]

thinking about how dean making the deal was out of love for sam and of selfishness. he did it for sam as much as for himself. i think they pretty much blatantly said it in the crossroad blues where he and sam were once again paralleled to a married couple (dean chewing out the guy that made the deal to save his dying wife by saying “did you ever think about her in all this?” and “i think you did it for yourself so you wouldn’t have to live without her” and “guess what, she’s gonna have to live without you now”. and then he did the same thing to sam). he wanted his little brother back so bad he didn’t care about the consequences and how it’d affect sam (remember mystery spot and how dean’s death was driving sam insane?), or how sam would feel knowing his resurrection costed such a price. he just did it. because sam was always the centre of his world and he wanted him all to himself and to keep him forever. he couldn’t imagine or even handle living without sam and he didn’t care or didn’t think about sam having to live without him. and i love him for that. yes, it was selfish, but also beautiful and tragic and sexy

#“because i couldn’t live with you dead couldn’t do it.” “what you did was selfish” oh i’m gonna go insane #they really said dean is the only one who decides if sam lives or dies. because sam belongs to him #btw it’s not a dean hate post on the contrary i love how unhinged he is about sam #and i love the unhinged choices he makes to keep his baby brother with him forever #wincest #samdean #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn

[diedoverahat]

scariest thing about this movie was how soaked my seat was by the end of it.

#natalia’s off her meds #IM SO SORRY #i’ve been getting more unhinged the more i post #but can you blame me #he is so fine #he’s all i think about seriously #totally normal about him #third time watching this damn movie #my digital footprint is going crazy right now #anyways #i’m so unwell #fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's #jhutch #micheal schmidt #josh hutcherson renaissance #mike schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x you #micheal schmidt imagine #mike schmidt imagine

[starage]

hawke/varric is literally insane. wdym he gives everyone a nickname except for them?? wdym he follows them everywhere regardless of the choices hawke makes?? wdym he puts his neck on the executioner’s block again and again in order to keep hawke safe and away from the inquisition?? and u can’t even kiss him once smh

#da2 #hawke #varric tethras #hawke x varric #like…… the potential #and it’s not going to hit the same if he’s romancable in a future game bc no one’s ever coming close to the hawke varric dynamic #<- this is not against hawke varric friendship btw i’m equally unhinged about that

[sainteddie]

i’m starting to think performance anxiety is a direct nod to careful what you wish for. 👀

#chimney was captain. and now we have a leadership arc. #eddie had to make a decision about what he wanted with shannon. now we have eddie dating (and a mention of his date’s partner leaving her) #maddie was struggling with not being able to hands on help people anymore. and now she’s going to likely be helping this girl with anxiety #in person #i’m unhinged. yet another season two callback. #i could kiss these writers on the mouth. #cass chats

[mumblesplash]

the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger

#uhh #disordered eating cw #just in case #mumbling #like jfc i know i’m not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame #but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS #and most people don’t go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!! #and we’re so blasé about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight #and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things #like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD #you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad it’s like being less alive #the times i’ve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move more‚ getting better sleep etc) #it’s been WARM #burn hotter move freer feel happier #and also the way hunger feels when you’ve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger #it’s actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same #that shit is not ‘being really hungry’ it’s a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged #and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight #i’ve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and that’s a guesstimate #but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me #i’m fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal

[arirna]

#literallllllly #some twitter takes are even more unhinged than tumblr ones #I’m afraid to even think about what’s going on on TikTok

[lunarrolls]

let me make it so abundantly clear right now that taking the shard was a fucking amazing choice. obviously not from a logical standpoint, they were warned against doing that like eight billion times, but it was SUCH a good move narratively holy shit. i think ashton would have given it up to fearne if she wanted it, but she didn’t, and oh my god did they want it. they have been recklessly throwing themself into answers this entire time. they threw themself into a fucking volcano without any hesitation to get that shard. the fact that it made them feel anything at all? of COURSE they were going to grab it. he told evontra’vir that he was owed power. nobody else was going to give it to him, from his pov, so he took it himself. also it was fucking hilarious how bad of an idea it was. literally just the worst possible thing you could have done. but also it made total sense, i love it, taliesin jaffe what the actual fuck, i owe you my life, aabria iyengar i owe you my life more,

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #roll insight #literally the most insane possible narrative direction this could have gone #but it MAKES SENSE ashton does not internalize consequences because they do not stop long enough to do so #they made the choice to do this within the span of like six hours and consulted nobody about it except fearne #purposefully because they knew the others would stop them #anyways i know i’m gonna see so much discourse about this in the next week but holy fuck. LOVED that choice #even if ashton had died . still a great choice #a fucking insane choice. fucking UNHINGED choice. but i’m a fan of big risky in character moves #and it paid off this time. and i’m sooooo interested in where that will go

[braisedhoney]

some tragic love stories be like: if i could bottle the galaxy, i would pour it into a cup so it would be easier for you to drink. do you want them? do you want the stars? or do they suit you better as adornments for your eyes than glitter on your lips?

but they don’t want the stars. they don’t want the galaxy. but how can they not? is that not enough? (it’s too much, that’s the problem. it’s too much.)

#ney's idle chatter (random textposts) #me trying and failing to capture why hadestown has embodied Love in a way i don’t think i’m really capable of comprehending fr #but also this can be about whatever blorbo you want #when i think about that one line in chant #when hades says ‘brighter than the light of day’ #‘look. look at what i can make for you—see?’ #meanwhile the last thing persephone wants is to be reminded of this hollow echo of what their love is in her memories #when i think about that scene when eurydice tells orpheus they need to get food #but he’s working on his song and she makes the choice to trust him and go #to work harder and longer and search for things to feed them and trust he’ll bring spring back #THE WAY PERSEPHONE TRIES TO KISS HADES GOODBYE AT THE START WHEN SHE COMES BACK FOR SUMMER #AND HOW IT PARALLELS EURYDICE KISSING ORPHEUS GOODBYE WHEN SHE GOES TO LOOK FOR FOOD #and hades pulls away. because she’s leaving him and he’s terrified. he’s terrified and turns it into anger because otherwise he’s helpless. #and orpheus doesn’t respond when eurydice leaves because he’s working—he’s working and he’s going to give her what he promised. #but she needs his help. she needs his help now—she needs his support and he isn’t there. #thinking about the moment she takes the ticket from hades and #it almost implies she starves. that she dies. that she starves to death trying to find food for them both #i promise you however unhinged i seem about this musical i am being purposefully restrained so i don’t spam you all too much orz #holy SHIT these tags are LONG #even for me this is ridiculous there’s a whole other post down here #high five to you for reading it ig damn #hadestown

[xenon-demon]

In a steddie doctor who AU neither of them are the doctor. ROBIN is the doctor and Steve is her long term companion who basically just lives in the TARDIS with her because he didn’t have a whole lot keeping him where he was originally from. They meet Eddie when they’re in Hawkins in the 80s investigating some strange events that scream of spacetime fuckery and Steve goes “can we keep him 🥺” and Robin says yes absolutely - after hitting Steve with the I Know What You Are eyes of course. Once it’s established he can come back without anyone missing him (cause yknow, time travel) Eddie is thrilled to come with them because oh my god??? Aliens are real??? TIME TRAVEL is real???? Eddie’s got enough self-authored Star Trek fanfiction hidden under his bed to not need to think twice about this decision, okay.

Cue adventures and shenanigans and Eddie having the classic companion dilemma of “I love travelling with you and also am kinda falling in love with Steve but I also have friends (the CC boys) and family (Wayne) I really care about waiting for me back in Hawkins that I can’t just abandon”. I’m thinking the solution to that is something along the lines of Steve settling down with Eddie and staying with him on Earth, either in his original time in Hawkins or somewhere/sometime else with Robin generously helping Wayne out so he can go with them.

Also Eddie demands they use time travel for the greatest possible good: allowing him to see all his favourite metal bands live in concert in their prime.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #robin buckley #stranger things doctor who AU #steddie doctor who AU #charlie writes things #Robin also has romantic entanglements going on but I’m a multi shipper and currently unsure which direction to take this in #options include #a) time agent nancy wheeler who has it out for Robin and they have an enemies to lovers arc #b) alien princess chrissy cunningham who is about to be executed for trying to escape an arranged political marriage to jason #so Robin and the boys help her get the hell out of dodge #and by far the most unhinged option #c) time lord vickie who is the master to robin’s doctor. vickie is also probably a regeneration of 001 in this timeline #like I said. UNHINGED

[sableeira]

everyone has those authors that you would be so unhinged about if they were introduced in bsd right?

mine are: emily dickinson (it might be too late for her but I’m in denial), franz kafka, and any german author but especially goethe (c’mon asagiri give us the rest of the transcendents) and schiller. I’m not able to describe how unhinged I would be if any of them get introduced

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #tell me the authors you would want to see in bsd and why plssss I’m curious #I know goethe is part of transcendents and that gives me hope for future goethe and schiller in bsd #my friend and I talk about this every few days btw we need them to be in bsd and they need to be gay lovers #also I need shakespeare right noooooow that’s another one I would be unhinged about #pssss pssss psss asagiri you want to introduce the transcendents soooo bad #other german authors I would like to see in bsd: heinrich heine bertolt brecht stefan zweig #would also love to know if camus will become an actual character or if meursault is all we are going to get #same thing with yukio mishima (author of the decay of angels) #also I feel like it’s too late for emily dickinson because the american arc is over #and I don’t really think asagiri would introduce kafka… even tho I think that bsd!kafka would be asagiri’s ultimate blorbo or a self insert

[gaybearwedding]

hi hi hello i have been gone forever due to various reasons such as “work” and “mental illness” and “having developed a kpop hyperfixation that has been occupying most of my attention recently” but i need everyone to know that i saw off book live twice last week (in philly with a friend and then in nyc with my girlfriend) and it was truly so everything. i didn’t get many pictures but i did get a few and none of them are very good but one of them is of jess’ amazing stool balancing act and that’s all i need really

#flow of the rings a volcano story i love you forever and ever #tryin’ the musical i love you also #also i asked a question during the talkback at the philly show :] #if it gets released as an episode and you hear someone named will asking about the hedgefrog logo that’s me <3 #i want to be active on here more i miss it #i’m thoroughly enjoying being a little unhinged about kpop with my friend bee (the one i saw the philly show with actually) #but it does make a little sad that i haven’t been as fixated on zach and jess lately #they are still everything to me though don’t get it twisted #it’s very much a Special Interest TM so i will probably have other z&j phases #but regardless i do enjoy this silly little corner of tumblr #and i love that pibe has like Actual Fan Content now it’s beautiful #and i AM going to finish and post my malpal fic i PROMISE i just. don’t know when 😭 #accidentally wrote an essay in the tags whoops #anyway i can’t promise i won’t disappear again but i’m gonna try to be more active #mine #off book #play it by ear #pibe #zach reino #jess mckenna

[piratewinzer]

They kissed in front of me and I’m just supposed to be normal about it? Forever???

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffeble husbands #I’m supposed to now walk this earth like the entire construct of my being isn’t different because two fictional characters that mean #mean the actual world to me #aren’t out here showing undeniable love and devotion to each other #heartbreak aside all I can focus on is The Confession #and how three weeks later I catch myself going ‘shit that’s real’ it ain’t subtext or fanfic it’s RIGHT. THERE. #alright goodnight I didn’t get to talk about Good Omens all day so y’all wonderful beings get unhinged tag rants #tomorrow I’ll be better #(I’m lying) #neil gaiman

[malyen0retsev]

tori and charlie both falling for unreasonably tall sporty boys with golden retriever energy is something so special to me. like the sarcastic ‘cat energy’ spring siblings really decided to have near identical taste in boys except tori went “i like what you have, so i’ve found one like yours except he’s 10x more insane” and it’s beautiful

#michael and nick are fundamentally the same person i will die on this hill #except michael has zero filter and is just… more unhinged than nick #but their CORE ENERGIES are the same #i’m going through it tonight thinking about michael holden aren’t i ANYWAY #tori spring #charlie spring #michael holden #nick nelson #tori x michael #charlie x nick #osemanverse #solitaire #sarah rambles

[lemonentity]

I was honestly so distraught at the idea of not having a character to romance Astarion, until I suddenly remembered my absolute GODDESS of a woman Penumbra and now I am sweating, I have no way to endure this happens…

#my art #sketches #baldur’s gate 3 #original character #character.penumbra #penumbra idyllclock #astarion #I…don’t have a computer to run this game nor a ps5 #I’m gonna go crazy thinking about how absolutely unhinged she would be for this man — and she’s already PLENTY unhinged on her own #…like imagine an elder god’s sacrificial wife breaking her patron oath only to find a fruity theatrical vampire with a haunted past #like THAT COULD HAPPEN

[thatgirl4815]

I just wanna know how we’re transitioning from this—

—to this

(Or vice versa)

#only friends the series #only friends #ofts #I swear my mind is in a constant state of buzz theorizing about this show #and by that I mean going through their outfits and trying to decipher some sort of timeline #I’m uNhInGeD oK?? #also saw someone mention that FK serve wholesome vibes but this def shows that they can bring it to another level #there were never any doubts about their chemistry but if there had been they would’ve been wiped OUT by every scene in that trailer #firstkhaotung #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #only friends series #bl thai #thai bl #sandray #raysand