#I’m just being a menace

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

#danny phantom #john constantine #dp x dc #dc x dp #demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost #not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses #this maybe changes some of Constantines powers? #like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it? #so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such? #not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN? #Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right #and then does not elaborate further #he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD #they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS #bonus content of Batman #you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to.. #… this one specific flower haha #not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe #one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated… #…if not outright killed #the ENTIRE LEAGUE #ITS GREAT #1k #2k #3k #hnnnnnnnn #4K #5k #?!??!!!

[murrlizas-art-corner]

late-night utena sketches

#revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #utena #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #nanami kiryuu #rgu #utena fanart #artists on tumblr #украрт #український tumblr #did someone notice how I chose one of the most devastating moments with nanami to depict here #anyway #I love them #utena is a dork #and i love anthy being a little menacing #she’s so precious #actually I really feel for nanami #man I’m cooking something big this sketch pages is just a start #mrrliz

[ghost-bxrd]

I want Fae!Dick to scare Deathstroke, or Jason using his "scary big brother privileges" 🥺

Omg literally can you imagine tho!?

Like, I don’t know much about Deathstroke, only that he’s apparently had a phase or two where he’s obsessed with Robin and making him his apprentice.

And Dick? Oh boy did Slade bite off more than he could chew with that particular sidekick.

Dick is amused.

When Slade tries to threaten him? Well, sure. Okay, he can play along. He’s got his gimmick with the titans right now and Bruce isn’t here to lecture him on morals. So, bring it, old man! And Slade? Totally convinced he scared the kid into submission? He’s in for a nasty surprise, because he was expecting an angry, terrified kid who was gonna fight him every step of the way. Someone he’d have fun breaking and molding into his version of a good soldier.

He’s not prepared for Dick “several rows of teeth” Grayson, for Robin “you should really work on leaving so many loopholes in your instructions” sidekick to Batman, for Richard “I am about to make you regret the day your mom and dad had their first kiss” Grayson-Wayne.

And Slade does. He regrets it so, so much. By day seven he’s ready to throw in the towel when he once again wakes up in the middle of a swamp with Robin splashing through the murky waters like it’s a day at the beach, animatedly talking to a something that looks like an alligator but has way too many eyes and feathers to be one.

“What? You only said not to move anywhere with trees again. We’re in a swamp!”

“This counts as the woods!”

“You said trees tho” :))))

“There ARE trees!!!!”

“They’re mangroves, jackass. God, read the room. They’re real sensitive about being called trees.”

(Slade will forever deny that he sheds a tear out of sheer relief when Batman comes to pick up his weird af kid)

And I’m afraid Jason would never actively have to invoke scary older brother privileges. It’s more of a “Dick, I know I complained about my maths teacher one (1) time, but please don’t have the deer eat her.”

Dick, who was totally about to tell the deer to eat her: “… Not even a nibble?” 🥺

#the swamps mentioned above are inspired by parts of the Everglades #because that’s honestly also like it’s very own micro world #very beautiful #and very terrifying #in a different way to the swamps I have at home #a yippee to the diversity earth’s nature has to offer #also a yay to fae dick being an absolute menace without even trying #fae dick grayson #I’m sorry but literally I think Jason (and all the other batfam members) would have to hold dick back from lowkey vicious #with any minor inconvenience #dick would jump straight to violence if he thinks someone is hurting his precious family #meanwhile Jason: it was literally just a B for my English essay #dick: so does that mean I get to use her as fertilizer for the soil? #Jason: N O wtf is wrong with you? #dick: :(((((( #Bruce: *headache* #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #Nightwing #fae #the other things from the woods

[whereismyhat5678]

I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES

For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇‍♀️

And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️

Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):

Here, here, here, here and here.

The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀

Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!

Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷‍♀️

But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)

#Pizza Tower #I need to draw more Fake Peppino now. No excuses #Although I will admit I like drawing him more of a menace to society more than a fluffy soft glob of kindness- I’m sorry 🙏 #I just really like seeing the limits I could do with this guy #He’s so SPOOKY there’s like so much potential you can do with him!!! #It’s also why I love when I see people make him genuinely fucking terrifying- Don’t get me wrong I LOVE sweet Fakey but MAN….I love him as #being horrific….It’s just SO GOOD 😫😫💥💥 #The only thing is I want to draw him but at the same time don’t got any ideas 😅 Might have to dig something up- #I had a blast drawing him I remember that- Like legit I thought I made him so cool- #Fake Peppino #Art #Body Horror

[fanta-seee]

CJDJD THE LATEST “two souls” CHAPTER WAS 👌👌 (aoi finding out who foot recruit is,,,it was just perfect)

(Based on @virgilisspidey “ two souls” on AO3)

#fan art #rottmnt #tmnt au #rottmnt leo #tmnt Leo #those two are just #peak (I’m trying my best but my child is being an absolute menace) #tmnt 2012 #two souls AU #two souls tmnt au

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.

And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.

I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.

In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.

He’s on my walls now…

#art catastrophe #I like the idea of him being a disgusting little freak #like if you like qi rong being pretty then hell yeah make him pretty #in fact it was so funny to me that in the dinghy’s when his face was revealed her was wearing makeup #legit the most beautiful boy in the entire show #but in my head based on my impression of him from the books he’s a freak of nature #he would flick his boogers at you #the type of guy to wear socks OVER his sandals #or even bathe with his socks on #it’s his way of saying fuck you to the royal family cause they never gave a shit about him or his mom #and let’s be honest while they were both mortal Xie Lian kinda treated Qi Rong like he was a dolt or just worthless #I’m just saying he’s gotta be more of a menace beyond just being a cannibal #tgcf qi rong #tgcf #qi rong #tian guan ci fu #hua Cheng #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf headcannon #headcannon #tgcf theory #heaven officials blessing #tgcf donghua #manhua #tgcf manhua #tgcf books #tgcf book 2

[figofswords]

saw some tags on one of your posts and u have a cat name midna?? 🥺 I love that 🥺 can we see a pic pretty please

oh boy do I EVER have a cat named midna. and she is Deranged

(bonus: rare photo of midna being NOT a maniac + tiny baby muppet midna)

#today I went digging under the couch to figure out where all her springs went #and found THREE of my d20s which I guess she stole during my last dnd game without my noticing #like I knew she was picking up my dice but I didn’t realize she was STEALING THEM AND DROPPING THEM UNDER THE COUCH #she’s a menace to society with zero common sense too much energy zero fear and a talent for being annoying on purpose #when she wants my attention she will not just go do something she knows she shouldn’t #she will loudly meow first to make sure I’m watching. and then do the thing she knows she shouldn’t #she’s a PEST and she’ll be one year old on February 2nd #and I love her even if she’s probably an alien #asks #and yes her eyes are actually that brown/orange in real life #midna is: very vocal. extremely bossy. probably the pickiest cat on the planet. big fan of eating plastic tho #crunchy treats? chewy treats? of any flavor? freeze dried minnows? no #plastic bag? mmm yum munch munch

[nateezfics]

Nasty thot thoughts coming right up.

Okay, imagine Joong and you were enjoying a movie in bed, but not long it turns hot and heavy, which ended up with Hongjoong bounding your hands to the bed post with handcuffs.

Your voice was already horse from the amount of screaming and whimpering Joong caused from his fingers, his tongue. Toys even. Anything!! The sheer technique this man knew would make you see stars in minutes. He was a patient man, too, and he secretly loves to edge you. The feeling of you desperately squeezing him and the way you would beg for him to stop teasing.

His dark chuckle would go straight to your soaked pussy. He would whisper the nastiest things as well while he push a vibrator again your clit saying things like;

"Come one baby, give me another one. Cum all over this pathetic toy."

"Let me play with your little button. You're dripping all over the sheets. Making a mess like a good little slut."

And when he finally thrusts in you, the dirty talk would get worse. Calling you his little cock sleeve or how you were made for his cum. Bring in the breeding kink cause this man was going to leave you plump and full of his load over and over again until he was shooting dry.

You would definitely have to explain the brusies around your wrist and along your arms and neck by the next morning...

(I thought I'd leave this a little tame given. idk how nasty you wanted, hehe. Hope this helped your thirst, darling ♡♡)

you started off with handcuffs, and my brain just —

#being handcuffed and just…at his mercy… #taking everything he gives me #i’m just a hole #a hole for him #the way this man would be a MENACE #use his tongue fingers toys and cock #just absolutely spend you #i am indeed his little cock sleeve <3 <3 #ohhhh thank you for this god this was perfect #it was perfectly nasty and it’s taken the edge off my raging horniness rn so thank you 🥹🥹🥹 #ja3hwa #hongjoong smut #hongjoong hard thoughts

[clarabowmp3]

I’m sorry I genuinely cannotttttt understand how some ppl bash joe even in a joking manner. Like the poor guy did nothing wrong (that we know of) but so many ppl are making such snide remarks by comparing him to Travis which is not only condescending but actually kind of mean! HELLO did we listen to the same reputation album??? You can’t praise Travis for letting Taylor bejeweled and then rip joe to shreds in the same breath when joe was the one there for her in a clearly difficult and trying time in her life

#the ripping to shreds is a little exaggerated cuz there’s not that much vitriol behind it #but I just find the callous attitude to be so disgusting and insincere #like the love for Travis is sooo much rn I can’t imagine ppl hating him if they broke up #but I couldn’t imagine that for joe either #and another thing I think has to do with how public they are which is fine #but because ppl see so much physical proof of Travis being loving it somehow automatically proves joe wasnt #he was a private man! let him be!! #and if that wasn’t smth Taylor liked/struggled with she dealt with it like the grown woman she is #I’m not saying she didn’t face any kind of emotional stress in that r/ship #but if she did/going off of her songs she dealt with it like an adult #and now that chapters closed and ofc we can still talk abt joe but the subtle menace towards him is sooo immature #like some ppl rlly need to grow up/touch grass #and I’m not hating on travis like him not being there in 2016 is not a dig towards him #it’s just pointing out who WAS there which a lot of ppl seem to be forgetting #joe alwyn #travis kelce #taylor swift

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh no I smoked too much weed and gave myself zoomies both from the excitement from my new peak pro and the excitement from the new weed itself and def smoked way more than I should have and probs will continue to smoke more than I should because of this double dose of excitement until I finally just pass out after days of hardly sleeping recently lmao

but ANYWAYS before that happens !!! I currently have the strongest urge to go wreck people in fucking battlegrounds to level one of my assorted disc priests and because like …. ever since I got 100k honorable kills achieve, I’ve wanted that goddamn fucking ‘the Bloodthirsty’ title from the 250k honorable kills achieve and I was farming that before I stopped having the drive to game a few months back.

so let’s see how queues go at 2am on a fucking Wednesday morning, I wonder if I’ll give up before I find a bracket with fast pvp queues tonight tbh. it’s more likely I’ll end up pugging a raid on my mistweaver main if it takes too long to get into a battleground just to preoccupy myself for a bit and try to get a chance at trinkets and shit lmao

#this is huge tho I haven’t WANTED to game enough to drag my laptop out and play in MONTHS #I logged in for the first time in ages the other day and I had so much fun in my battlegrounds I didn’t even realize we were winning #I was just having a fucking blast being a healer and a menace because I’m playing a disc priest rn of course lmao #and now I want to game again so bad but like mindlessly and bgs are mindless to me I guess??? #like they’re so easy and all muscle memory and hardly take any thought so I think I could function enough to fuck some people up for a bit #or raiding Amirdrassil on LFR or normal. also pretty mindless even when pugging groups and all that. #everything’s usually one shot one kill or like 2 shots per kill max because people learn from their mistakes !!! #but like as a healer I know my shit so it’s just mindless (except for Larodar ((MY BELOVED)) because I LOVE that fight and get super into it #his dialogue is just too fuckin good and the voice??? truly chefs kiss like perfect voice casting #almost as fantastic as Sire Denathrius tbh and that’s like the big vocally satisfying one for me LMAO #this tag rant went on a wild roller coaster what the fuck I am so sorry for anyone who read these #I’m trying to read them back and I can’t even understand my fucking thought process LMFAO

[cyberllfe]

made for me

(E, Nines/Fem!Reader, human!au, baby it’s all buildup and smut, tailor!Nines) — work in progress

“Is this the place?”

“Yep.” Kara nudges your arm to encourage you to cross the empty street. “Come on. You’ve kept us waiting long enough.”

It’s a lot more modern than you expected. When Kara had explained the event preparation, the guest list, the dress code, and followed it by offering to find a recommended tailor, you’d imagined something quaint. Gold fastenings, wooden furniture. Maybe a little old man with wispy hair, a long tape measure and well-worn patience.

“Not my fault. I didn’t think it’d be so damn fancy.”

You did not expect the brightly lit glass frontage, the fabrics draped in artistic lines and swirls over the mannequin in the window, pinned so the shimmering hues spilled from formless fluidity to elegant shape, immaculate folds and cascades of rich colour in every shade.

“A friend recommended him,” North shrugs. “Small business, but an excellent reputation.”

Beyond the window, you glimpse three loitering shapes in a floor-length mirror—the dull reflection of yourself and your companions, swaying in the winter cold, the slightly snowy world behind you a haze of grey at a distance, only broken by the occasional passing car.

“Hurry up,” Kara throws you a smile when halfway through the door, a small, old-fashioned bell chiming gently above her as she pushes it open. “We’ve got plenty to—”

“Oh… wow.”

[read on ao3]

#ch: nines rk900 #rk900 x reader #dbh x reader #nines x reader #fan works: made for me #misc: fan works #misc: my stuff #sIGH #human!au #listen I’m down bad for hot nines being a menace #no smut until ch 2 #but just imagine those clever fingers 😏 #the man is going to be filthy I tell you #FILTHY

[mooblooms-and-glares]

See I think it’s so funny how some people in Empiresblr are like “Ah ha, Scott and Jimmy said no more canon Flower Husbands content but here are two hours of Scott Smajor making innuendos and flirting with Jimmy they’re giving us a sign that it’s coming back!!!!!”

Cause as much as I love them that is in no way indicative of the return of Flower Husbands, Scott Smajor is just Like That

#like if it were literally anyone else I would say yes it is a sign #but Scott Smajor is physically incapable of NOT flirting with every single man he comes across #I love him but you know I’m right #these aren’t flower husbands crumbs this is just Scott Smajor being a menace #empires smp #empires season 2 #esmp #empiresblr #esmp scott #esmp jimmy #flower husbands #scott smajor #smajor1995 #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #my post

[lieximhuman]

I actually say stuff like “I forgor” and “eeping” irl just btw. Yea. Euthanize me or something

Also “OwO” if I wanna be extra annoying cuz it’s fun :33

#okay pls don’t euthanize me #I’m just being silly :3 #a little menace to society #a gremline that is disobedient to authority #🥺 #shitpost #I am lord of cringe

[samglyph]

I wish I knew how to 3D model like a good vis dev person but in my head I have a perfect needles who has thin glass spikes coming out of his skin and they aren’t visible until you get real close and I can’t!!! Render it properly!!!!!

#sitting on my pile of a thousand needles sketches and you won’t see any of them until I’m happy with one #I think the ones where they have a sun spiky abstract face are fun but not what I imagine #I think they’re just some guy. he’s just out here being a little menace looking mostly non threatening until you get close #also I think they have a buzz cut but the buzz cut is needles

[swordmaid]

for me… FOR ME..!!! and for shri’iia specifically the lock in for astarion’s romance is his graveyard scene in act 3.

i think it is too quick for shri’iia to be moving on to another relationship considering her previous one was with her mistress who essentially groomed and isolated her for like … more than hundred years. learning to chase her own desires and not moulding herself to what anyone wants her to be is something so new to her…!!! and something that she’s still learning how to be comfortable with….

and what I like abt romancing astarion with her is that I usually go for the dialogue path in his act 2 confession scene where you can ask him:

- what do YOU want to do?

and he goes like honestly idk what we’re doing but /this/ is nice. it just feels like two people exploring the option to love for the first time and taking things in their own pace rather than jumping straight into the relationship. they’re going at a snails pace… they don’t know what they’re doing but they like this feeling and the vibe and they want to more of it but they’re not ready to commit to anything yet and it’s fine for them …!! and they’re only committing by the end in the graveyard scene where significant time has passed and they’ve learnt a little more about themselves and they’re both more confident about their own desires and also how they want to be loved.

like it is so fitting I think… and sweet… not to mention astarion being a high elf & a vampire and shri’iia being a drow, they have all the time of the world for themselves so I def think they would want to take their time. except if shri’iia turns into a mindflayer or drider by the end then that plan is out the window lol

#now I’m thinking who else I can romance with her .. maybe lae’zel ?? #since the thing with her is that she doesn’t get vulnerable in act 1 so the scenes where the romances #are kind of heart to hearts like shadowheart’s or karlach’s (😭😭😭) is out of the question since it doesn’t fit her … #like she’d rather sleep with someone first than actually get to know them 😭 hence astarion and lae’zel … #gale and wyll… I am hmmm about it on one hand her approval with wyll in act 1 is not even high enough 😭😭 #and I don’t think she can be sweet enough to chase after him in the party .. she was kind of like ok fine whatever when he said he’s not in #the mood … gale I think can be a contender .. I actually don’t know how his route goes so I’m not sure abt that … #but the thing is … she gets vulnerable LATER ..!! and why astarion’s romance work for her is i hc after their act 2 scene #they’re just in a situationship rather than actual relationship … like they’re dating (yes!) but also dating (hmmmm) #and it’s only in his last scene where they both lock in bc I think that’s enough time for her to process her OWN trauma and also for her #own character development … like she has to learn how to trust (ack!!!!) which is the thing that you don’t do when you’re raised in lolth’s #cult …. and her mistress manipulated her trust too so it’s even more nerve wracking for her bc she doesn’t want someone to have that power #over her again .. but now she has to learn how to give it away freely … without being scared … bites my hand …!!!! #and astarion graveyard scene where he wants to live again vs shri’iia learning how to trust again and trying to live without the fear of #someone betraying you and using you and the paranoia that comes with it … urck urgh goughhhhhh critical hit … #also I have a hc that she actually is quite good at making poisons since her mother sold alchemy herbs and components #and she gives him poison as a courting gift lol .. also like a way to protect him 🤭 but she won’t admit that … she’s like if you want it #take it if you don’t idc 🤷‍♀️ (she does..) i hc that she gets flustered at sincerity actually #their relationship for me is like they’re both two little shits and a general menace to society (both charlatans) #but if they had to hold hands she’d get too flustered too and he’s like honestly what are you a child? (smug face making fun of her) #I have this little comic idea for them when they held hands for the first time and she’s like ouggghhh 😳😮‍💨 flustered and sweating and he’s #like hihi 🤭😎 but then their hands starts to get sweaty and then he’s like ew that’s disgusting and she’s like ok if u hate it let go then #and he’s like no YOU let go 🙄 but they don’t let go now they have to suffer through the sweaty hand holding alas such is fate …

[skinandscales-if]

How would the ROs react if they are just doing their own thing until they suddenly felt a freezing cold breeze on the back of their neck when they look they see a frostspitter MC walking away with a (not so) innocent grin

LOL MC shithead behavior ❤️ love them

this turned wayyy angstier than I anticipated I promise this specific situation just hit a very specific note- they’d usually all be goofballs together 😔

Atlas: This is quite possibility the worst thing MC could do but despite that he doesn’t…. notice it right away? Possibly because he runs very cold, possibly because the turtleneck is in the way, but he still visibility tightens up, so it’s clear that he felt it at least a little. Once he realizes, he fixes MC with his signature freakish glare and growls at them never to do that again before he removes himself from the situation entirely. What a weirdo.

Puck: Visibly jumps and yelps, instantly putting their hands to the back of their neck as they turn to look to MC. Gives them the kind of half-exhausted smile that makes it very clear that they’re internally slapping you on the head with their shoe, then laughs it off a bit. Ends up lightheartedly scolding them in a way where it’s clear that they intend to get revenge whenever MC is least expecting it. Two can play this game.

Skye: Genuinely jumps like a foot or two off the ground, clings onto the nearest surface as she checks to see what jumped her with wide eyes. Laughs in relief once she realizes what’s happening and after interrogating MC, jumps after them, determined to get them back in a less devious way, either to tickle them until they cry or to chase them around the nearest block with a gross sewer stick. Spooking the most energetic person ever has consequences.

Reese: Without turning he whips an arm around and tries to clothesline MC, cursing them out for the shock and will fully wrestle them if MC is able. Despite the immature turn, he’s genuinely super upset about this and curses MC out, yelling at them never to scare him again like that. Once he takes a second to cool off, he’s back to normal, but won’t bring it up again. Please don’t bring it up again.

#asks #s&s: ros #anon I’m so sorry #you managed to stumble into EXACTLY a big point of sensitivity for Atlas #and Reese to a lesser degree #basically: don’t sneak up on the poor bastards #Puck and Skye actually would understand that MC is just being a menace lol #??? would just lay MC flat btw