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suckmyarschkarte · 3 months
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these two, of course
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shadow-the-crow · 19 days
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okay.
okay.
i did it. i just finished mag 101.
HOLY SHIT
i... i have a lot of thoughts. and i'll make proper posts about them.
but for now i just want to say: it wasn't good in the way i expected, it didn't touch me the way i expected. i mean, it was, and it did, but differently.
am i a bad person for not being devastated because of what happened to Michael? i mean Michael Shelley. maybe it's because i already knew what was going to happen. there wasn't really anything new about it, just the sacrifice i already expected. of course, the repeated "he trusted her" and all that stuff hurt. but i don't feel as bad for Michael Shelley as i probably should. i mostly feel bad for the thing Michael is now, or was. i mean, Michael's pain was also his pain, right? (i'm gonna make a post about that soon.) but yeah, maybe it's because we didn't hear that person talk directly, or maybe i haven't realized the full extent of his fate yet. maybe it'll hurt more on a relisten. idk. but i do feel bad for not being devastated about his fate. that's what y'all were talking about when you said this episode would destroy me, right? or maybe it wasn't. in any case, with the info i had before listening, i was convinced that's what you were talking about, so that's the thing i expected to destroy me.
however, what came closer to destroying me was Michael the Distortion. holy shit. i have so many feelings about him. this whole fucked-up identity thing, the last minute or so of it being Michael... holy shit, his scream. i had to pause and wait until i stopped shaking. although there have been other well acted screams of pain on this podcast... i've never heard anyone scream like this.
oh yeah and i almost forgot: i never expected the "it's not the same person but it's still the same thing" thing to make sense to me. i expected Helen the Distortion to feel like a different being. but somehow it still sounded like it did when it was Michael... It somehow felt the same. I never thought this would be possible, but they really managed to remove the Michael part and keep the Distortion part, just with good voice acting and a bit of sound editing. that's really impressive.
okay that's all i can put into words for now lol
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blasphemlm · 21 days
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Bite The Hand chapter eight
The delicate art of being subtle; aka something Sanji is terrible at.
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surfrocklee · 8 months
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dynamic entry?? uhhh you can dynamically enter this pussy,
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trashlie · 17 days
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FALKJFLKJAJKFKAJFJKAFJK FP 258 I AM SO BACK WITH THE WRITING YOU GUYS TOMORROW I WILL BE DROPPING A FP 258 THOUGHT POST ON YOU GUYS BECAUSE I HAVE SO! MUCH! TO CRY ABOUT SAY!!!!!!!!
and everyone who has read my writing for any amount of time knows what I'm going to howl and agonize about ;A;
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icaruswithlove · 6 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)/Israel Hands, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Jim Jimenez, Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Israel Hands, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Jim Jimenez, Lucius Spriggs, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Oluwande Boodhari, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Archie (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Lucius Spriggs Lives in the Walls of the Revenge, POV Multiple, Not Beta Read Summary:
I wish I told him I loved him. I wish I told him how he lights up my life, how his smile warms me like the sun. I wish I held him more. I wish I kissed him for real. I’ll do better when we meet again.
Or 5 times a crew member hit on Izzy and 1 time it worked
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preferablypalpable · 24 days
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its early in the morning, my window is open the air is cool, and i'm on discord with a study buddy, doing chemistry i am FEELING it, i am LIVING, i am SO BACK
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stonelario · 4 months
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Hey.
It's been a long time, huh?
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georgespaniel · 5 months
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ohhhhh he did the love it if we made it dance again!!!!!!
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koddlet · 6 months
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personal rules for winter ❄
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shortmexicangirl · 9 months
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'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
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excavatinglizard · 6 months
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Shoutout to my dad for being the funniest person I know
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themegachessatron · 22 days
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A Review of my time in Skyrim's Prisons (Featuring some followers): Castle Dour Dungeons
The dead speak! This is part six of my ongoing series reviewing the prison facilities in each of Skyrim's major cities. I'm sorry this one took longer than the others, I just came back from a place with very poor internet and could not post for a while.
In this chapter we examine the capital of Skyrim, Solitude. Expectations for the Castle Dour Dungeons are high given its location in the imperial and indeed national capital. I'm anxious to see if it lives up to such lofty expectations or falls short and gives the Stormcloaks another reason to hate Tullius' guts.
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Upon entering my cell I was presented with a notably scarce décor. There is a table provided with seating for two and a single sleeping space (are they expecting us to have friends over for lunch?). Also supplied was an adequate lighting source, an additional chair off to the other side of the cell (for all one's third wheeling needs), a waste disposal bucket, multiple sacs into which things can be placed and a pile of hay which is presumably to act as sustenance in the event a steed ends up in here for horsing around the city. I had noticed that the southern-left wall appeared to have some faulty bricking installed which I have to consider a shortcoming of the maintenance of this facility. I was about to investigate further when I encountered an issue.
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He keeps doing this. It's become a recurring issue. I am here to experience this prison fully from the perspective of a prisoner and yet Inigo insists on quickly releasing me at every turn. I had asked him this time why he paid my leave and how he had acquired the funding to do so, but he responded by saying that he hadn't paid any bail at all and refused to elaborate further. I'm scared. This Khajiit clearly knows something I don't which worries me deeply.
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I at this point decided "to the Far Shores with it" and did the review at whatever way I so chose. Inigo made it clear that integrity was for the feeble anyway. I examined the central room outside my cell and was greeted with a truly breath-taking sight. Apart from some choice walling which I will elaborate on later, this building is simply magnificent in terms of architecture and structure. It's a sight to behold with expertly laid out cells and a torture chamber, a feature not seen in any other prisons so far. Though the presence of a torture chamber is likely motivated by the civil war, it can also function as an effective deterrent from any hopeful escape artists trying to free themselves or reach the belongings chest to retrieve their potions of vigorous well-being or the like. The layout and structural design of this facility puts every one previously reviewed to shame, with one exception.
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This wall is frankly pathetic. It obviously stuck out from the moment I arrived and exposing it to so much as a minor gust fully collapsed a person-sized chunk of the wall leading to a potential escape route. Now, I'm hardly a qualified construction worker but this does not seem well put together at all and creates a myriad of issues, least of all giving prisoners an escape route. Falling bricks may not only put the safety of prisoners at risk but unattended bricks may be used as weaponry to attack innocents. This is simply shoddy and nothing else. I had expected better.
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Following the resulting path led to a greater issue. This path goes directly to the prisoner belonging chest and leaves said chest fully exposed. Now admittedly the chest, like all belongings chests, is protected by a very strong lock but the point still stands that easy access is granted to prisoners who are afforded the luxury of retrieving their aforementioned potions of vigorous well-being to keep themselves in shape during the escape should an altercation break out. This opening, much like the faulty walling that created this escape route, is also the result of shoddy build quality and upkeep in Castle Dour. It may look impressive but it very evidently folds like a deck of cards.
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Beyond this lay a very short trip to the exit out into the city through a sewer drain. This exit combines the worst elements of Dragonsreach Dungeon and Riften Jail to form an utterly uninspired and uninteresting route to escape that leaves little to make the escape feel special for the fleeing criminal. Still, I suppose beggars cannot be choosers when you are escaping prison.
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Emerging from the drain onto the city streets reunited me with my team who, with the exception of the ever-unpredictable Inigo had decided not to partake in the bulk of this review. They had been fortunately spared from the events that led to my Solitude arrest which may or may not have involved getting up onto a stage in the middle of a public execution and singing a song about Goblins (A song which Jordan found particularly entertaining). What I had failed to account for during my following of the escape trail was the Imperial guard finding the wall hole during my escape and following it to chase me down under a new separate charge of destroying Imperial property. This was unexpected, but not unwelcome as it showed diligence in the Imperial guards which I hadn't expected from soldiers not out in the front lines of the war.
In closing, Castle Dour Dungeons were not quite what I had hoped they would be. I had expected a gold standard of quality and while they do excel in guardsman training, interior design and torture, they fall flat in furnishings of cells and structural integrity, two areas I had expected the very wealthy capital city to excel in.
Final score: Seven Potions of Vigorous Well-Being out of Ten Potions of Vigorous Well-Being
Thank you for reading this review. Next time we examine the opposing side of the civil war and see what Ulfric does with people who feel like being just a bit too kind to the Argonian dock workers.
PS: Don't expect another long gap between reviews. That was a one-off and regular service should resume.
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buggachat · 1 month
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Part 183 of my bakery “enemies” au!
I'M BACK AND READY FOR DAILY UPLOADS!!!
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hansoeii · 5 months
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GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING SO I SHALL REPOST ALL OF MY GOOD OMENS ART IN CELEBRATION!! 🥳❤️
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WAHOO!!!
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snarkspawn · 4 months
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based ofc on this
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