hey everyone, i'm playing a game of chess and we've been stuck in this stalemate for an eternity, does anyone have any suggestions for how to evolve the game?
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ao3 wrapped simulator
you read for 67,680 minutes. that's 47 days straight.
you read 812 fics total, but you read 76 of them more than 4 times.
for a total of 35 million words.
you showed the love by leaving 704 comments on 297 fics. your most common comment was "AKLDDASKFJLKSDFJHAJSHFIUELNAKDCNAGKDH!!!!!!"
you love to revisit. you hit the "kudos" button not realizing you'd already left kudos there 1,304 times
your top tags were:
pining
slowburn
hate sex
fluff
major character death
you're a night owl. your reading peaked between 11pm and 4am
you were an explorer! this year you read 4 tags for the first time: A/B/O, gen fic, praise kink, crush at first sight
there was one ship you loved most of all: for the ninth year in a row, your top ship was hannigram
but you're not monogamous. you also read a lot of stucky, scully/mulder, and animorphs
and you were in the top .01% of readers in The Expanse (TV) tag
and you were in the top .001% of writers for a ship our automated system can't even find because it doesn't have enough tagged fics
you wrote 17 fics this year, for a total of 1.4 million words. 16 of those fics were explicit.
wow! you're passionate! you created 85 bookmarks with the book mark tag "i wanna die"
your fic town is nome, alaska. no, we're not going to explain this.
thank you for spending another year on ao3 <3
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Dick collects the worst (affectionate) knock-off batmerch clothing he can find.
"I got punched by Batman and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
"Backup Robin"
"Backup backup Robin"
“BATMAN” but it’s just a picture of a guy with a bat*
“BATMAN” but it’s just a picture of a bat with a smiley face emoji over it
“BATMAN” but it’s stolen furry art of a sexy batsona
“BATMAN” but it’s just the Count from Sesame Street
“I went to Gotham and didn’t even see Batman”
The Batsignal with “Here Batty Bat”
Sweatpants with “the butts match” over the butt*
Booty shorts with ‘bat’ on one cheek and ‘man’ on the other
“Winging it.” with Nightwing’s logo
Bruce hates them. Dick “has no shame” Grayson claims that it wold be insane for a vigilante to wear their own merch so it actually helps their alibi that he does. Most of the other kids are amused (several buy their own).
Then Jason shows up with a “Nightwing is a traitor” shirt from when Gotham was pissed at his move to Blüdhaven. Dick burns it. Joke’s on Dick, Jason has several versions of that shirt. Even Bruce wears one under a blazer one day.
It makes headlines.
(*these two are fully credited to @mokulule‘s genius)
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shipping steve with a conventionally attractive guy he can banter is easy as shit. talk to me when you ship him with a little freak he hasn't talked to in three seasons
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Doctor: I want my wife/spouse to be a pacifist, I want them to never use guns, always think before they act. They should always try and talk it out before getting upset. Love and be loved.
River: *holding a smoking gun* hey
Doctor: *pointing at her* that one, I want that one!
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'So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and painfully as to find someone to worship.'
-Fyodor Dostoevsky.
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