#JEW-ty

[lawbreaker13]

Annual reminder that if your neighbor is suddenly building a shed or a big tent in their backyard for no apparent reason, that is not a sudden disregard for zoning laws and they are not attempting to piss off your homeowners association. They are Jews.

Leave them alone, it’ll come down in two weeks.

This has been a PSA.

#Just doing my duty #Or should I say my #JEW-ty #I’m so funny #Anyway #Sukkot #Sukkah #Succos #Jewish #Jewish holidays #Rosh Hashanah #Yom Kippur #Simchat Torah #Jumblr #Jewish jokes #Jew jokes #Jew #Jews #Judaism #High holidays #Minor holidays #Mine

[magnetothemagnificent]

Jewish students at some vague "in the past" point: "Hey Rabbi whatcha doing?"

Autistic Rabbi who is totally not stimming, about to invent a new Minhag: "Oh haven't you heard?"

#shokeling #niggunim #tying shoes in specific order #staying up all night learning #repeating words #holding kiddush cup in certain way #hoshanot #not boiling an even number of eggs #jumblr #judaism #if jew know jew know #actually autistic

[chicago-geniza]

This is what reading the Vampire Chronicles feels like

#raya reads the vampire chronicles #i'm white!!! but gospodi bozhe ty moi #and she is of course. Weird About Jews

[evilwickedme]

No okay I legit just looked up "sandman episode 6" and everyone's talking about hob x dream and like valid I get it but am I truly the only one for whom the most important moment in the episode was that fucking old man saying the shema. Are there no other Jews on this website I legit got to 2k bc of jumblr but apparently none of them are talking about this!! I will post more thoughts when I'm coherent about this my eyes are still stinging from all the fucking crying

#something something neil gaiman as a jewish man something something life is meaningful death is meaningful the shema as tying both together #jew tag #sandman #mine

[knifekirby]

I shouldn't be surprised that israelis are lying about rape and baby decapitation to make themselves look better. Everytime I think "there's no way they can out evil themselves" they do it. And don't get me started on the israelis in the palestine tag going "oh nooo we had to go to shelters :(" like...can you care about literally anyone other than yourself for five gddamn minutes.

#korby.txt #and don't any of you fuckers come onto here and pull the “hhh you're a self hating jew” card on me #i'm very proud of my jewishness ty! #i just don't use it to excuse war crimes and and apartheid like Some People :)

[ashkazora]

oh yes yes s1 Eren is such a meow meow compared to soggy kitten s2 Eren or confused dude s3 Eren. and yeah he's super Valid in wrecking Marley's shit, always up for a jewish coded dude wrecking nazi coded people s4pt1 Eren is so different from s4pt2 Eren from s4pt3 Eren like the dude is so angry and yelly and tiny and him with Levi squad was so so good

EXACTLY!! You get it. There's something so fun (if that's the right word) about watching this little dude from 12-15 being like an angry kitten in a bath. He's just a little meow meow who acres about his family too much and wants to kill all the Titans to ensure their safety and get revenge, no matter the cost to him! He gets absolutely 0 bitches because there's only one (1) thing on his mind and its Titans. And do NOT get me started on him w the Levi squad. HE WAS A BABY AND THEY ALL LEARNED TO TRUST EACH OTHER AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH PETRA AND HANJI AND GHDHDFGGFDSW.

You can tell I'm a sucker for those <1k word 2013/14 gen fics on ao3 with him and the 104th/Levi squad. Am I yearning for found family in the aot world? Perhaps.

And don't get me wrong soggy kitten s2 Eren or confused dude s3 Eren is also great see: just eat me now cave scene but something about s1 eren hits different. He's just a pathetic little murder meow meow. As he should be.

Honestly I'm here for Eren wrecking Marley. Fuck nazis and nazi-coded countries. idrk what happens after p2 though except for the whole 10 years dialogue but I'm just gonna pretend Eren yoinks all the nazis. I've heard... mixed things abt s4p2/3 Eren and like, where is the piss baby that we all know and love?

Also one day I'm gonna write an essay detailing exactly how Marley is nazi-coded and how Paradis is jewish-coded because all the write-ups I've seen are written by goys and just are Not It.

#isn't aot the nazi show #ppl critisise eren for attacking marley but go jew boy!!! go fuck up those nazis!!!! #look I'm very passionate abt certain things and dunking on nazis is one of them #NO. (from what I've watched) THE PROTAGONISTS TRY AND SUCCEED IN KILLING THE NAZIS #n e ways I just want a 200k fic with eren and the 104th/levi squad as family #it's a niche thing but god is it amazing #eren: *exists* #the levi squad: look at that cute little danger kitten #Hanji and Levi as team parents to the 104th? yes pls and thank you #djhsgagdashjg I'm rambling when I should be studying but ANYWAYS it's good to see someone actually vibes the same way w/ aot #all my irls clown on me for watching aot which yeah. it it pretty anti korean iirc in the first ocuple seasons #but let me love my blorbos ty #ask #puppetmaster55 #aot

[geulahgal710]

Shavua Tov to All My Jewish Friends.

#Ty 4 making this cute Gif girlactionfigure #Long live Israel #Long live Jews #am yisrael chai

[puppiesareperfect]

I sure love all the dreamsmp characters like synagogue, menorah, dreidel, golem, matzah, and seder    

#dream smp #jewish #jew #so jew core #my friend asked me to make this #because he's high #but also I'm stupid #and he's TY

[xclowniex]

Leftists: it's wrong, bad and transphobic to call a trans person the wrong pronouns or gendered terms if they are a bad person. Them being a bad person has nothing to do with them being trans. By using the wrong pronouns you are saying that in your eyes, the validity of their transness is based on their character and tying their transness to their political or moral opinion.

Also leftists: Unless you are a "good jew" who meets their quota of pro Palestine posts, being antisemitic is fine and good. All (((zionists))) deserve to recieve antisemitism. Any jew who calls out antisemitism is lying about said thing being antisemitic and is an Israeli spy who eats babies. Someone's Jewishness is inherently tied to their view on Israel.

#antisemitism #leftists #antisemitic leftists #israel #transphobia #jews

[streakoflavender]

The thing about 'The Nazis only hated those other groups because they associated them with Jews, therefore their genocide is less important' is like, OK why did the Nazis associate communism, gender deviance, etc, with Jews? Could it be their Antisemitism, their racism against Romani people, their praise of settler colonial projects, their fanatical opposition to communism, their belief in rigid gender roles, their support for eugenics, all stem from some underlying causes, that they all uphold a system that some stand to gain from, and they assigned Jews as the ones behind it all? No, that would run the risk of contextualizing Antisemitism, tying it to other forms of oppression, implying we have reason to be in solidarity with other groups, and worst of all, implying that changing social conditions may eventually end (or even lessen!) Antisemitism. And that would undermine the ethnic separatism I was raised to believe. Better to take the Nazis at their word that they saw all those other things as Jewish creations and attribute their Antisemitism as stemming from some transhistorical madness, that way we can treat Antisemitism as coming from everywhere and nowhere, an eternal, unsolvable problem. That way we can feel confident that our ethnonationalism is correct, that the genocide I support is justified self defense.

#it does not help in fighting our own oppression or in mourning those lost in the shoah to deny any connection to other oppressed groups #it does nothing but encourage despair and separatism #in fact it does a good deal of disrespect to those who died in the shoah #to refuse to understand why they were killed and to let the ideological descendants of their murderers off the hook

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Sorry but if the majority of Jewish institutions and communities continue to support zionism after all of this that's going to be their fucking problem and it doesn't and should not change your position at all. It doesn't change the fact that the state of Israel cannot continue to exist or that the only reason it still does exist is as a USAmerican imperialist project. It doesn't change the fact that Israel is a genocidal settler-colony built off of ethnic cleansing. If that's something Jewish institutions want to keep tying themselves and Jewish identity to instead of following the lead of Jews of conscience and the millions of other people who have been making the case over and over again that Jewish people and the state of Israel are not synonymous they're going to have to own up to that and bear the consequences of standing on the wrong side of history.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Replacement Theory is still Replacement Theory when you invert the colors of the picture.

If you find yourself setting up a cork board and tying string between a bunch of different points to support the idea that a nefarious group of Jews is funding and/or pulling the strings of global conflict & oppression, call yourself whatever you like, you’re just an antisemitic conspiracy theorist. The substance of what you believe has significant overlap with Neo-Nazis and Alex Jones’ “Globalist” conspiracy theories.

#they literally did the ‘connect the dots’ conspiracy theory cliche #they’re not even being subtle #antisemitism #i/p

[st4rb3rries]

OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #stan marsh x y/n #kyle broflovski x y/n #kenny mccormick x y/n #eric cartman x y/n

[ap3arll]

౨ৎ tying a bow into ellie’s hair —

abby version photos from pinterest

daily click. don’t buy tlou. read this. and this. help palestine

“ellie stop moving” you ask her, trying to tie a bow into her hair. you had been getting ready and tying bows into your own hair when ellie asked you if you could tie one into hers.

“well stop pulling my hair” she snarled back at you. you have been slightly pulling at ellie hair, only because her hair wasn’t long enough to not pull it. “i’m trying not to, you just don’t have enough hair for me to even get a full ponytail”

your finger slowing work in ellie’s hair, picking up a thick enough piece to tie a small tail there. one of your hands was holding the strand of hair and the other was picking away the little hair that were sticking to the tiny ponytail.

ellie was holding the lacy string in between her fingers, playing with it. “are you almost done?” she asks you, slightly annoyed. you finish picking away the small hairs from the ponytail and twist said ponytail, so it wouldn’t fall apart when you were thing the bow in.

“ellie stop complaining you asked for this” as you were twisting the hair in your finger you tugging on ellie hair a little too much making the girl flinch. “ow” she let out, moving her head to the side to look up at you. the hair still in your hand even with how much ellie was moving her head.

“ellie don’t move your head” your free hand moves ellie’s head back in place by griping her jew weakly.

“don’t pull like that, it hurts”

“sorry” you apologize with some kind of frustration in your voice.

you get back to your task, re-twisting the ponytail and getting a good grip on the hair. “pass me the string” you ask ellie. she stops messing around with the lace and lifts her hand up and behind her to give it to you. “here”

you take the lace from ellie’s hands. you wrap it around the ponytail, and struggle to tie a knot around ellie hair.

once the string was secured, you began to tie the actual bow. you grab the two long loose ends and fold them into two loops, you then cross the two loops together and shove one of the loops in to the hole that was formed at the bottom. you then again tug at ellie’s hair again,

“sorry i’m almost done” you tell her before ellie even has time to open her mouth and let out her complains.

you quickly finish the bow by pulling out the loop and then grabbing both loops and tugging them to tighten the bow on the side of ellie head. “i’m done” you say as you move your hands away for her head and get off the bed, ellie stands up for the bed as well and walks over to the mirror.

she looks at herself through it turning her head left to right.

“wait that looks so cute”

“you look cute”

ellie flusters at your words, even though it was a wee bit corny. you walk over to her and place a kiss to ellie’s cheek, and watch her those same cheeks turn red.<3

i feel like this sounds stupid?? i was sooo high when i wrote it so if it does sounds stupid sorry🔥🎀

#ᰔ ꒰ sofie writes ⋆˙⟡ #ellie williams #lesbian #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #ellie x fem reader #ellie the last of us #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie fluff #tlou2 #wlw #sapphic

[kairithemang0]

I am once again giving you a poll

I hope you guys are enjoying these polls as much as I enjoy making them. Some of these shows I just don’t talk about as much as I would’ve when I was really into them, so getting people responding to these from shows I used to absolutely adore is always really nice :) ty all for voting, hope your days are well ❤️

#musicals #falsettos #six the musical #hadestown #spies are forever #nerdy prudes must die #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #starkid #sweeney todd #hamilton #hamilton musical #MJ the musical #dear evan hansen #heathers the musical #& juliet #random polls #Musical polls

[thedreadvampy]

I mean fundamentally the thing about Israel/Palestine that makes people uncomfortable is not that "it's complicated" it's that it's extremely fundamentally morally simple, it's just difficult

there is not a morally acceptable solution that will be accepted by the expansionist Israeli government or its allies in Europe and America

the balance of power has remained basically the same since Balfour handed the country over. Israel has the power to displace and kill Palestinians without accountability because it's backed by the majority of major world powers. there's fundamentally no back and forth of power. Palestine and its people were sold from the control of the British to the control of Israel for the political convenience of a bunch of people on different continents. there's no retribution or wrestle for power. Israel has had power over Palestine for decades and Palestine, despite Palestinians occupying the land for millennia, has never had power over Israel.

the fundamentals of the situation are discomforting because Israel is in many ways the last surviving bastion of the type of turn-of-the-century colonialism which the contemporary economy of Britain, America and much of the West is rooted in.

that's why the media and political classes are so invested in the Israeli party line - not because Israel ~controls the media~ or whatever but because the fundamental existence of Israel is the interests of the British ruling class, for example. It is in the interests of the British ruling class that we accept as a basic precept that there are Civilised and Uncivilised nations, and that it is right and good and natural that the Civilised nations should be able to decide the fates of the Uncivilised nations, for their own profit, without brooking any complaint from the Uncivilised Peoples. The structure of Western capitalism requires, as well, that we accept that any number of deaths and any amount of suffering among the Uncivilised Peoples is an acceptable price to pay for the comfort of Civilised Peoples. That's why the media classes are more interested in pearl clutching that somebody slashed up a hack painting of a famously antisemitic and genocidal British lord than in the loss of swathes of priceless and irreplaceable artworks, historical relics and Human Fucking Lives in Gaza.

it isn't complicated. it's just uncomfortable because fundamentally it lays bare the basic reality of colonial capitalism, and generally we in the UK are sort of trying to pretend we're over that whole thing even though we're obviously not, politicians just try to be a bit less obvious about it. so it's discomforting to people to be faced with the rawness of Israel's open colonialism, and so those who can't or don't want to divest from Britain's own ongoing colonial endeavours end up tying themselves in knots trying to justify why it's Fine Actually.

while obviously Israel is a Zionist project so it can no more be decoupled from Judaism than the British empire is decoupled from Christianity, the conflation of Jewishness and Israel is a mostly irrelevant (and harmful) distraction from the underlying Problem With Israel, which is that it's an incredibly 19th century European style of colony in 21st century Asia, and the nature, consistency and ferocity of its colonial project has been pretty unchanged for like 3-4 generations.

but it's a very successful distraction because

a) a lot of people do actually hate Jews a whole bunch so yeah antisemitism is a genuine and legitimate fear, but it doesn't connect to the core issues of genocide, oppression and colonialism (and conflating Israel with Jewishness does play into existing antisemitic ideas of the Jewish perpetual foreigner and perpetual dual loyalty)

b) people want it to be complicated. They don't want it to be simple in a way that would create discomfort for them. We don't want to acknowledge that to free Palestine we'd have to take a hit to our own economies by not selling arms to Israel. We don't want to acknowledge that what's practiced openly in Israel is the same structure of systemic injustice underpinning almost all British and American foreign affairs, but with more of a veil over it. We don't want to challenge the underlying assumption that there are those who should rule and those who should be ruled over. But with the assertion that Israel=Jewishness, and the rewriting of history to say there's an Endless Cycle of Violence on Both Sides, Who Can Say Where It Started Really, you're off the hook! It's Complicated! Who Can Really Say?

(this Who Can Really Say thing is fascinating in itself. It's not like it's ancient history! it's been slightly over a century since the birth of the Israeli project! you can look it up! we have the news articles! we have the correspondence! this is my grandparents' generation not the distant mists of time!)

but yeah like fuck 'Israel controls the media' bullshit. It does not require a Shadowy Jewish Cabal of Puppetmasters to create mass appeasement from the media and ruling class, and if you think that's the best explanation you're fucking gross. The media and political establishment of Europe and the US are not being Controlled By The Wicked Jews. They are colonial projects. Israel is a colonial project. Their interests are aligned. It's not complicated it's So Fucking Simple. Our ruling classes, whether in Tel Aviv, Washington, Westminster or Berlin, are enthusiastically invested in the project of global apartheid. It makes them money. It maintained them power. It is in their interests to preserve the impunity of the occupying state where it shores up the civilised West vs barbarian East paradigm. It is not "too complicated" it's just huge, implacable and miserable to recognise.

#red said