#Lexi Dick

[aspiring-wildfire]

the batfamily as random images i found on my phone

bruce:

alfred:

dick:

jason:

cass:

tim:

steph:

damian:

duke:

barbara:

#anyway have a nice day everyone #dc #batman #tumblr bejng tumblr #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #lexi screams into the void

[bayleymania]

The question is… what the hell did Christian do to made Luchasaurus so in love? Like… how? Share the secret.

#aew #Christian cage #luchasaurus #He has a magic dick or something? #collision #lexie speaks

[lexinympho]

[slightly suggestive (?), gn!reader, minor talks of sex and NNN, little to no proofreading, accidentally dialogue heavy]

"Imagine if the internet collectively agreed to call this month Dick Down December."

You alertly whip your head up from your meal to address the vulgar man before you, "Kenji, shut the fuck up, we're in public."

"I think anyone who comes to a 24 hour McDonald's at 2 am should expect to hear a thing or two, so no deal," he sniggered before taking a huge bite of the burger his stomach woke him up for.

You mentally apologize to the man sitting 2 booths away from you two and say, "Can't believe I agreed to date you, I swear-"

"Mm," he sipped his coke to clear his airway and wink at you, "you made the right choice babe, don't worry."

With a roll of your eyes, your sleep deprived brain goes with the flow and you bring up his earlier statement, "So, what? You're gonna start calling it Dick Down December now?"

His brown eyes light up, "It's clever! Kamasaki-"

"Right, him and Moniwa called you up last night."

"Yeah, we got a little drunk and started talking about stuff. Anyway," another sip of coke, "Kamasaki was talking about this and that, then he brought up No Nut November and asked us if we took part in it."

The fries you intended to chomp on only made it halfway to your mouth at the mention of that challenge and you ask in suspicion, "What did you say?"

"What do you think I said?"

"I dunno, that we had hot, sloppy sex in practically every room of the house every week of the month?" The odd hour has you feeling so out of it that you don't even feel embarrassed over what you said until 5 seconds afterwards.

"That's no different from the norm, but if you wanted me to say that, then-" he doesn't finish his sentence in favor of taking another bite.

"Hell no!" You laugh and lightly kick at his shin under the table with just enough force to catch his attention but not inflict pain. He gives a muffled laugh of his own with full cheeks and nudges you back before leaning into the leather of the seat and holds a finger up.

You shovel more fries in your mouth and swallow just as quickly as you wait for him to speak in a half discernable tone, "Damn, you really wanted those fries."

"You dragged me out of bed because you said you were hun-" you can't even finish what you're saying as a jaw popping yawn interrupts you.

"You didn't have to come though," he says with a witty raise of his brows.

You don't poke or prod the inkling of guilt shining through, at ease with the present mood, and respond, "Well I did, because you mentioned getting a burger and then I thought about fries, in turn making me crave them."

"So it's my fault that you got out of bed and rode with me to McDonald's for french fries."

"Yep. And you woke me up in the first place, so it's only right that you paid for all of this," you gesture to the assemblage of fast food on the table.

Kenji sits up to lean forward and fixate you with faux disappointment, "I always knew you're just dating me for my money."

You scoff, "Yeah, that energy company money gives me a life of luxury."

He scoffs in return and leans back once more to throw his arms over the back of the booth seat. He lets a few moments of silence pass so you can finish your fries (God knows you'd be upset if he kept you from eating them while they're hot), but speaks up once sleepiness tries to kick in, "So about Dick Down December-"

"Oh my God."

"No listen," he lowers his chin to look at you as though he's selling a product to you, "a whole month of abstinence followed by 31 days of hot, sloppy sex is the ultimate pay off."

You look down at the table in mortification, "Please don't call it that."

"We have hot, sloppy sex, deal with it," he casually remarks.

"What point are you trying to make here?"

His disposition suddenly becomes serious when he asks, "Wanna do it?"

You blink slowly, delirium seeping into your brain and making you wonder if you're hallucinating this conversation. "...Doesn't 31 days seem like a lot?"

"I'd fuck you for 100 days straight if I wanted to."

"Kenji!" You subconsciously duck your head from your accidental exclamation.

He cups a hand around one of his ears and gives you a lascivious look, "I'm not hearing a no~"

"You are not getting horny at 3 am right now, it is too early for this," you say in disbelief.

"I'm horny for you 24/7 and you like it, don't act like this is weird."

A strange sense of flattery works its magic and has you fighting to keep a humorous grin off your face so as to properly convey your discontent. You stand with the trash you've once you feel that you're losing however, "You're only being so stubborn about this because you're sleepy."

"No," he yawns out and blinks as he watches you traverse to the nearby trash cans and return just as quickly, "I really wanna do it."

You affectionately run your fingers through his hair and offer, "How about you ask me when it's not almost January? Like, next October?"

The slouch he'd been developing the longer he sat suddenly disappeared at your answer, "I'll take that as a yes."

"You'll get an actual yes once you drive us back home and let me sleep."

He stands to perform a back popping stretch and pulls his jacket back on, "Ugh, why can't you drive?"

"Because I'm 100% falling asleep on the way back after being woken up," you say as he holds the door open for you with a look of feigned betrayal.

"You followed me!"

©lexinympho 2022, please do not edit or repost my works anywhere on this platform or another

#this is crackish but fr i wanna see someone use dick down december #«lexi's writing» #haikyuu x reader #futakuchi x reader #futakuchi kenji x reader #futakuchi drabbles #haikyuu drabbles #hq x y/n #haikyū x you

[thelightfantastik]

If only Arizona had died in the plane crash and then we wouldn't have to deal with eons of "you saved my life but how dare you cut off my leg to do that even when it was medically necessary" and "I cheated on my wife but I'm the real victim here"

#fresh off of manipulating her way back into being with callie when they didn't work and then just broke up again a few years later #like. callie didn't even want that to begin with and arizona was always such a biphobic dick about it all the time #also arizona was such a bitch about everything when callie was also basically fresh from a car accident that nearly killed her and her baby #and killed her best friend #and made arizona 1000x worse #greys anatomy #ideally I'd want lexie and mark to have survived but even if there wasn't another way to let them go from the show I'd take all of them dea #i know none of this is a fresh take but arizona is just winding me up more this watch through #also I'm not sure but it looked like arizona just looked away from the road and drove into the other car so it was possibly her fault

[romancemedia]

Out of all your favorite ships, which do you consider to have the most warm feel good fluffiness? And which ship do you consider to have the most heart wrenching angst?

Sorry it took me a while to answer this, but that's a really tough question considering all the couples I ship.

Robin and Starfire

The couple with all the feel good fluffiness is my all time 1# favourite romance ever is Robin and Starfire from the Teen Titans. They were the first couple I ever truly fell in love with and they are still my number 1 to this very day. They have a solid friendship and partnership as their feelings grew stronger over the course of the series until they FINALLY got together in the finale. Let me tell you in the end, it was worth the wait.

Mark and Lexie

For the couple that is the most heart wrenching I'd probably say... Mark and Lexie. They were so great together. They had so much love, but I HATE how the show continued to give them challenge after challenge, break up after break up. It was unfair to them and it was unfair to the fans. It was devastating when they died, but what was most gut-wrenching was when Lexie died with Mark by her side as they truly declared their love once and for all. It's just unfair how they finally got back together, only for it to be the end most tragic and heartbreaking end to their love story.

Miss Martian and Superboy

I also would like to say that I have an extra special couple that is both feel good fluffiness and heart-wrenching is no doubt Miss Martian and Superboy. They are so great together and fill my heart with so much joy, but at the same time, after EVERYTHING They've went through, especially the last season was heart wrenching while they were apart, not to mention all their previous challenges during the second season.

#Personal #Questions #Teen Titans #Young Justice #Grey's Anatomy #Supermartian #Slexie #RobStar #Miss Martian x Superboy #M'gann x Conner #Mark x Lexie #Robin x Starfire #Dick x Kory

[alexablissdaily]

#alexa bliss #lexi kaufman #liv morgan #gionna daddio #dick vitale gala #appearance #edit

[pikachugirltits]

Being asexual and having a libido is wild sometimes. It's like...I want to get dicked down so badly right now. But not like...with a person necessarily...but also not masterbation...I want the "platonic" ideal of being dicked down to manifest in my home and rock my world.

#lexi rambles on #I would like to be the kind of person who can have casual sex with people #the concept sounds enjoyable #but...at the same time...how am I supposed to be attracted to a person without deeply knowing them? #it's so complicated and made more difficult by me being a bottom but mostly liking girls #my ideal casual sex partner is a transgirl top who'll shove her dick in my mouth and not let me stop until I stop overthinking

[takethistoyourstardust]

🎧❗❗

WORLD IS MINE - GYROAXIA

(Get down!) I don't have time for this, Fuck out! (Get down!) You wanna run, run till the next life (Get down!) I'm gonna twist and turn. Always in the front Fuck you. Can't you see the future? Don't make me laugh. I'm always up for it. There's no such thing as "surrender" in my dictionary!

#the mage answers #pisshandkerchief #i think you'd REALLY like gyroaxia lexi it's music to get ur dick blasted off to #this was what i was hyperfixating on until fall out boy decided to smack me in the head with smfs btw #i love my angsty little gay ass cat

[aspiring-wildfire]

the batfam as things my friends and i have said

bruce: “I think I came out of the womb a broken person like I was a really sad orphan in a past life”

alfred: “I am a strong independent eighteenth century woman and all I have is my inn, my gun, and a will of steel”

dick: “Someone could stab me in the gut and I’d be like you suck and they’d be like ‘that hurt my feelings’ and I’d be like ‘oh I’m so sorry are you okay’ while bleeding out”

jason: “murder should be legal for people who have it coming”

tim: “This pen is terrible” *five minutes later* “it turns out this pen is not terrible, it is actually a mechanical pencil, so that’s my day”

damian: “middle school was lowkey an era of hate crimes”

cass: “Night is when I’m at my most powerful”

duke: “If a boy threw pebbles at my window it’d be super cute and romantic but I’m telling you right now I would not answer because I’d assume it’s me from the future and I’m not ready for that man”

barbara: “my life’s ambition is to be omniscient”

steph: “I wanna keep my bucket list at 50 things so I’m taking off ‘fall in love’ and putting on ‘wear glitter eyeshadow’”

✨bonus✨:

harley: “I’d love to die by guillotine. I want my head put on a spike! That’d be so punk rock”

ivy: “then there are some people who need to control everything, including the stuff they’re not good at, and we call those people men”

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #harley quinn #poison ​ivy #batfamily #batfam #incorrect quotes #lexi screams into the void

[jackwolfes]

how do you come up with names for your grishaverse OCs? do you do it differently if it’s a modern AU?

i think i do what a lot of soc fans do which is default to "kaelish = irish", "kerch = dutch", "fjerdan = scandanavian", "ravkan = eastern european", (+ "suli = south asian" and "zemeni = north african" which isn't fandom-wide but just how i have gone in the past) but other than that its entirely a vibes based system 😅

i will say the reason i reuse the same names (& steal my friends' OCs) bc i dont want to have to come up with new ones (hence the recurring cast)

also i dont tend to fret about a difference between modern AUs mostly bc the books themselves are fairly not-bound to timescales in terms of names

#sometimes OCs are named after my friends (ie lexi) #sometimes OCs are named randomly and i then later befriend people with that name and feel bad bc i made the OC a dick #asks #anon

[alittleillusionmachinee]

What do you think is Fez's favorite fast food joint? Lexi's? This can be any type of fast food place (so not limited to burger joints).

Fez firmly feels like a Taco Bell girly to me and no I will not explain

Lexi would be a burger joint type girl, I think. The fries are crucial! It wouldn't be In-N-Out but something a little simpler than that, but solid tasting every time. Some local spot with amazing sauce!

#now i want a burger #i'm imagining something like dick's burgers for lexi #thanks for another fun ask Mon!!! #fexi

[bentrulearchived]

         i make a sound that would probably be classified as a laugh if it wasn’t so humorless.      i’ve always been so caught up in my own shit that i didn’t see @fraegiles​​ as anything but an angel,   the one who can do no wrong.      even now,   two months clean,   trying to clean up the rubble that my addiction left behind,   i see nothing but someone who is trying her best.      what mistakes could lexi have made that compare to mine?         ❝      you’re preaching to the master of fuckin’ mistakes,   lexi,      ❞         i muse,   raising my eyebrows curiously.         ❝      seriously,   whatever it is is probably nothing compared to shit i’ve done in my life.      ❞

#fraegiles #☆ ° . * in character » answered. #☆ ° . * ch. » bennett‚ rue #[ rue has no idea how to be sensitive or empathetic sdhsj ] #[ she's not trying to have a bigger dick contest but ..... ] #[ it's meant to be a compliment lexi hdsfhdf ] #q.

[arachine]

THANK GOD THAT BLOND DOUCHE IS DEAD HE WAS SO ANNOYING

#the dick piercing tho!??? #caught me off gaurd #📺 — lexi watches :: you #you spoilers

[robintherobiner]

How confused do we think Dick was the first time he went to a gala and watched Batman transform into a shiny ditzy bimbo?

Bruce: Hi so.. i have like, no idea how to parent. I literally adopted you because we share the trauma of watching our parents die. It was a rash decision. Fuck, don’t climb the chandelier-

Batman: *talking about gruesome case details, beating the shit out of criminals, communicating only in grunts and hiding in the shadows*

Brucie: OMG hiiii Lexie-pie! its been soooo long since I last saw you. Won’t you tell me more about.. whatever you do? I’m sure its just absolutely delightful. *kisses Lex Luthor’s cheek* teehee!

Dick: who tf r u and what did u do to my dad?!?

#dc comics #dc universe #batman comics #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #dick grayson