#Mf it's not a house???? You don't build that shit????

[themintman]

me adding "it builds the economy" to every answer in business class (I have no fucking clue what it means to build the economy)

#business #School #Business memes #But fr what the fuck does it mean to build the economy #Mf it's not a house???? You don't build that shit???? #I'm so good at business #Don't come at me for calling it business y'all I'm still in a year where everything sciency and businessy is grouped together into 2 subs #Dunno if imma do accounting or marketing or whatever yet 💔 #Hey if y'all Americans can split math into like ninety different flavors we can do the same with science and business #Why are there so many flavors of math in America??? #The fuck is calculus????

[elaemae]

The premium version of human is here to wreak house, mfs.

[Twst x Obey Me!AFAB!reader]

CHP. 6

PREVIOUS CHAPTER: PROLOGUE 5

I get really happy every time one of you guys like, reblog, or comment on my chapters, Thanks guys :3

CW: ANYTIME that MC is referred with male address or pronouns it's going to be color blue. There's also a shit-ton of cursing here.

You can feel your blood pressure ascending into the Celestial Realm (faster than a newly deceased good person) as this Azul Asheng-something mf drags you into his oh-so-fancy "Monstro Lounge" while you're just peacefully trying to fuck off from his dorm.

You were unfortunately curious enough to go poke your head into the mirrors leading to the dorms to see what they've got and use it as inspiration, but then this greasy-ass bitch sadly spotted you and literally hounded you to go in.

You would've socked him in the face for a second time but it turns out that he's a pretty important figure in this school.

You don't really wanna get in trouble for doing that.

(You may be able to do it to Crowley but you don't know if this attempted-bangle-thief has influential parents or something.. Crowley meanwhile, acts pretty parent-less for you.)

You are keeping an eye on him though.

If he tries any bullshit then he's getting his ass kicked.

Social hierarchy be damned.

You didn't rein in 10 demons, 3 angels, The greatest sorcerer in all of humanity and The literal fuckin grim reaper, (who're all constantly dragging you onto bullshit as either an accomplice or the baby-sitter) just for some dude in an Emo-friendly-cut-my-life-into-pieces college to best you.

• • • •

Jade did a double-take.

"..."

He blinked.

Azul is sending him SOS signals by blinking morse code at him.

Jade rubbed his eyes for a few seconds.

"..."

Nope, still the same.

Azul: *Blinking for help intensifies*

...Pft–

He bit his lip to stop his laughter from escaping.

Who would've thought that he'll see a day where his precious housewarden is having his face passive-aggresively squished and kneaded by a new student? And also, probably getting himself threatened based on the eerie smile on the students' face.

Azul should be grateful that floyd isn't here, lest he'll have two people on his hands that are more than happy to squish him around. He should be grateful there isn't anyone else around, really.. Lest the reputation he took so long to build crumbles.

Oh he can just imagine it at the top of his head.. The poor octo-mer will probably combust from embarrassment and maybe even go find himself an octo-pot that he can shimmy himself into.. oh how he misses those days...

(Elae: I'm just imagining baby Azul shimmying into a lil pot.. Ugh, so adorable I'm getting cute aggression.)

He does eventually step in to stop the student from treating Azul's face like a squishy piece of dough He took a couple of pictures ofc. he ain't an amateur, but not before almost getting his own face fall victim to the new students' hands.

• • • •

"You try this shit again and see what happens." You smiled at him as you squished his face.

He's still holding onto your wrists but he seems to have given up from escaping your passive-aggresive face massage. Instead, he seems to have settled in blinking so fast he can almost fly with his eyelashes.

This bitch really had the audacity to try and get you to sell your jewelry to him in exchange for a room in his frankly unimpressive dorm. (You have more than a dozen rich and powerful simps. A dorm in a college ain't gonna be enough to impress you anymore.)

"— I know that you must not have any money to pay but maybe we can compromise, it's gonna be hard for you and your friend (Yuu) to keep staying in the infirmary after all.."

"We can manage—"

"And my benevolence will not allow me to let some poor unfortunate souls be without accommodations... So what if, for a week of stay each, you give me your jewelry in retur—"

You got so pissed at the audacity that you almost strangled him but changed your tactic into a hateful squeezing the last second. (You can't be reported for physically violent behavior rn.)

He speaks as if the entirety of this college and its dorms can actually be worth even a single piece of the ring in your left hand.

But seriously? 15,000 madols (that's the price Azul told you) for one night of stay?? If you're gonna be paying that much money for a single room, then that room better solve all your problems, fulfill your greatest ambitions and then suck your imaginary dick afterwards.

Your annoyed musings were cut off when a hand tries to remove your grip from Azul's face.

You absent-mindedly reach your other hand, trying to deliver another kneading to a new victim.

• • • • •

Azul covers his face with his hand, embarrassed of how the situation played out.

It doesn't help that Floyd is cackling like a deranged maniac at him right now.

Thank goodness they're in his office.

"Can you stOp?!"

Poor bbg was so embarrassed his voice cracked :<

Hmph.

Jokes on you, even if he got embarrassed today he still got closer to your jewelry.

And now, he can 100% confirm that those ornaments aren't just for decorations.

The strong magic from your rings that were pressed against his face confirmed it.

Those things are definitely custom-made magical artifacts of the highest caliber.

Now.. How to get them...

• • • • •

You stopped walking, feeling someone's gaze on you.

Looking around discreetly, you didn't see anyone but you can still feel the eyes on your form.

Yeah no.

You continue on, ignoring the feeling of being watched, but not going to dark places or spots where you'll be all alone.

Time to check in on Yuu and their unwilling gang of window cleaners.

See if they're done already.

The sun is starting to go down, after all.

• • • • •

Mc... We're going to come find you.

Don't worry..

Please stay safe..

Please don't forget that we love you more than anything else in existence..

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EDIT: WTF WHY DID THIS CHAPTER GET POSTED?! I SAVED IT IN THE GODDAMN DRAFTS THIS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DONE YET WHAT THE HELL?!

Oh welp, ain't nothing I can do about it now..

Thanks for reading this far, readers☺️

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@a-traveling-void-human

@xingyunny

@caprinaesprout (should I put you in the permanent tag list for this series?)

Tagging isn't working for some reason so I can't tag some of y'all. The usernames I tagged just fuckin disappearing.

Tumblr is messing with me rn.

You wanna throw hands, Tumblr??

#obey me #twst #obey me x twst #obey me shall we date #obey me x twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #obey me x reader #twisted wonderland #x reader #reader insert #crossover #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me leviathan x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me beelzebub x reader #obey me belphagor x reader #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me mephisto x mc #obey me simeon x reader #obey me solomon x reader #obey me thirteen x reader

[macsimagines]

can we have a yandere! Wakasa and Yandere! Izana locking darling up and punishing them after they disobeyed them. Damn sorry just...those two mfs with silver hair is just *lip bite emoji*

(RIP darling. These two are such garbage boys... -Ms.Mac)

TW: DubCon, Abuse, Gaslighting, Gatekeeping, Manipulation, NSFW MINORS DNI

Yandere!Wakasa

It was a simple request. He didn't want you going out tonight. He hated the way you looked so skimpy the last time and told you he didn't want to see you dressed like that again.

But guess who's walking through the door in a slutty outfit after going out that night?

He had been attending to some business and was expecting you to be waiting for him, but you're not there and all you left a damn mess of all your makeup and products in the bathroom.

First, he's throwing all of that away. You're not going out if you don't have all your health and beauty shit.

Next all the clothes you wear that he hates, the tube tops, short skirts & dresses are all thrown out as well. He told you he was gonna do it, why'd you make him do it.

Finally when you come home He's ripping that dress off of you, and making you a real whore tonight. You wanna look like one, then get ready to act like one.

You're fucked stupid, makeup running down your cheeks and lipstick smeared, he told you to fucking behave. Listen next time.

Yandere!Izana

He didn't ask. He told you to be at his house in an hour. You had the audacity to tell him you already had plans and you couldn't tonight. He made sure you understood that your plans weren't important and that he didn't care.

Still an hour later with you not showing up had Izana pulling up with his gang to where ever the hell you are. He grabs you by the hair and drags you home.

He's choking the life out of you and fucking you for being so dumb. The King doesn't make requests you pretty little idiot.

Get ready to not leave the his place for a few days. He needs to make sure you know your place.

Izana will tear you down with every itty bitty insecurity he has and then build you back up again. He loves you so much, despite your many flaws.

#yandere tokyo revengers #yandere izana #yandere tokyo revengers smut #yandere izana kurokawa smut #yandere izana kurokawa #yandere wakasa imaushi #yandere wakasa

[nightcolorz]

ARMAND IS NOT A MINIMALISM GIRLY I STG

my bad if this is an old news take I'm not sure, but I needed to get it out there regardless cuz I've got big thoughts.

So,, at least from what I've seen the perception around the state of the Dubai situation in amc iwtv is that Louis seems super miserable and "off" in the penthouse, and based on what we know of him in the books and in the show he is definitely not the type of character who would enjoy living in a sterile prison like minimalist hell, he likes coziness and warmth and humanity--which yes agreed. So the fair assumption to make is that since Louis doesn't enjoy his living situation, and he is living with a sterile off-putting ancient unknowable vampire who's cold personality aligns with the aesthetic of the penthouse, this probably means Armand is the orchestrater of this life style and is likely keeping Louis there despite his unhappiness.

I disagree!! With this!! I think assuming that Armand would hold someone prisoner is not out of line, but assuming that Armand would hold Louis prisoner in a house *like that* is just very unlike him. If Armand was the mastermind manipulator behind the penthouse prison that shit would be lavish, it'd be decked out. Louis would be so spoiled it'd be borderline ridiculous that he would ever want to leave. Armand is not beyond imprisoning his lovers, but he is beyond bad taste, and he knows home decor like a mf. His love language is essentially providing the people he loves with as much lavishness and belongings as they could possibly want until they hate him for it. Sugar daddy king. In devil's minion Daniel was arguably being kept against his will, yet he was being kept in a beautiful incredibly rich island mansion with every mortal possession he could ever want. Armand would not create the penthouse!! He would never stoop so ugly. I could only see him doing smth like this if he was furiously hateful of Louis,, like absolutely despised him, and idk about u but I do not get that vibe!! They definitely seem strained, but Armand very clearly wants Louis to be taken care of and protected.

So if armand is not designing the penthouse, who is, is the question now.. Well,, Armand may not be a character who builds a lifestyle with the intention of self restriction, dullness, and a lack of indulgence that feels prison like stale self isolating and full of agony, but you know who would? I wonder which vampire chronicles character would create a penthouse designed so that he can access as little stimulation joy or lavish possessions as possible, in the style of the monk, alongside an ethical yet plainly grotesque system of blood feeding that doesn't take human life. I wonder who would do that.. it couldn't possibly be Louis...the character who in the books denies himself new clothes or a nice house or technology because he "doesn't deserve it". Yah it's a mystery really. Lmfao.

I think Louis has built a prison of his own making bcus he sees himself as some sort of needy unhinged beast that needs to be caged in a scary under stimulating tower for the betterment of society. And Armand is assisting him begrudgingly under marriage and love obligation. The theory that the penthouse situation feels like watching a caged animal bite on its bars is one I agree with, but not for Louis, for Armand. Armand is restless bro he is on edge Louis is in his god damn self hating priestly self flagellation elementttt. They r both miserable and trapped but I think it's much more mutual then is often recognized. Throughout the season Louis is in control ASF and I don't think that was just an act. I'll see myself out now lmfao

#I'm always scared to post amc iwtv thoughts and theories cuz I'm scared y'all will kill me plz be nice I'm a book fan I don't go here #😭 #I love Armand guys #And Louie #the vampire chronicles #tvc #vampire chronicles #vc #armand #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv 2022 #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #Louis dpdl #Armand #The vampire Armand #Dubai penthouse #Loumand #Iwtv meta #iwtv s2

[yanderefictinallove]

𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕆𝕟 𝕋𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕟 H𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

I'm only writing for the characters I know, I'm rewatching the series.

Hange\hanji has they\them pronouns

～(^з^)-☆

Eren: Possesive, he may have anger issues, and just because he chokes you does not mean he hates you...he just is a little upset at the moment.

He first met you while training, and he was stunned by your beauty and dedication. You always distracted him, but he pulled together just fine. When he is in his titan form, the obsession is still there, always looking for you. He'll put you in his mouth and rest you on his tongue. NOT SWALLOWING.

"When this is all over, you are going to marry me. I mean it."

Mikasa: She is very patient with you. She knows how it feels to be taken against your will. Scared, confused, but not to worry, you only there for her to love on.

Protective as hell, you think you can handle a fight, ha, don't make her laugh, she loves to hurt people in your favor. She is prepared for anything in order to protect you.

"Y/n, c'mon, let's go to bed, im tired. This bitch thought she could talk abou you behind our backs, that cunt."

Armin: Bro is a top tear. TOP TEAR. Manipulator. He out thinks you by using his intelligence, and it fucks with your mind. He could convince you that you have known each other from when you were younger. And you would believe it.

Don't even try to ask for help. you're not gonna get it. Man can catch you by surprise with his strength. He can whip ass when he needs to. And whoever gets in his way can catch his hands.

"Y/n, don't you remember the promise you made, we are supposed to be together forever."

Jean: this arrogant ass mf, always following you, like bitch personal space, do u know her? He'll befriend you so u have no suspension of him being a creep.

Is he pervy, yes, and he's aware that he is pervy, i mean, it was no accident when he walked up and just so happened to trip over air and grab your chest. But he thinks ur dumb so...

"My bad, didn't mean to bump into you, I'll be more careful next time."

Sasha: I can personally see she wants someone who can and will feed her, so prepare to be the house wife of her life.

Very obsessive. Likes to spoil you, tho. Whether it's a massage, a special day out, or a special day in the room... she loves you to bits and peaces.

"I'm home, look Y/n, i killed a deer, this will taste amazing for dinner."

Connie: Mans is delusional, thinks you love him back, he wants to build a family with you, he adores you.

Now he can get cocky, so you just gotta ingnore him till he gets all mad and begs you to look at him. Works every time.

"Y/n, c'mon, you can't be this angry right. I didn't mean it."

Annie: Agressive, always watching, but you never know. She love to see you smile, you are her weakness. And her only reson for living.

She always looks to your needs instead of her own. Loves to just listen to you speak. It warms her heart to see you taking about something so passionately .

"Hey, Y/n, what are you doing? Please tell me, it seems interesting"

Crysata/Historia: As Crysta she was kind careing sweet, and always looking after you, very submissive and would do anything you asked her to.

As Historia tho, she takes the lead and is in charge of your whole life. What you eat, wear, when you sleep, when you wake up, its all up to her. You have no freedom except your thoughts.

Crysta" Y/n we sould get to bed, you need energry for tomorrow"

Historia"Bed NOW, this is the sceond time I've told you. Next time i wont be so nice"

Yamir: Cocky as hell, and bitchy, always bossing you around, makeing fun of you becase you can't be on your own without screwing up.

Always by your side. Wants to marry you, be with you the rest of your life, there is no escape.

"Why did you even join the force if you can't do shit for your self"

Levi: Agressive and awkward, he does not know how to express his feelings, so he could give you a compliment and you would think it's an insult.

Does favors on the down low. You could ask one of the cadets to do something, levi over hearing it, does it. And no one knew who it did. Especially if it's a personal favor.

"Wow cadet, seems like your not a complete fuck up after all"

Hanji/Hange: always has you with them at all times. They just can't get enough of you, they have many nicknames for you.

Thinks you are the cutest thing to have ever walked this earth. So adorable. They have you wrapped around their finger, with their charming smile, you can't scence the crazy...well except their natral crazy.

"Ah, Y/n my dear, you are just the cutest thing, such a sweetheart.

Erwin: In charge. That's it, no back talk. Wants you by him at all times. At meetings he would have you sit beside him or in his lap as he does paperwork. Asking your opinions, and praiseing you.

Don't disobey he is fond of punishment. He can always put you to bed early. And not let you go outside for a day. It won't bother him.

"Y/n, how do you feel about this, for our next expedition. No, you cant come this time, im sorry."

🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋🖋

REQUESTS: open

I will only write who is on this headcanons list for now.

Edited: February 19, 2024💋

#yandere attack on titan #yandere levi ackerman #yandere eren #yandere historia #yandere mikasa akerman #yandere headcanons #yandere erwin smith #yandere hange

[tokillamockingbird427]

Trans Man Rorke headcanons [with some headcanons trans headcanons for Keegan and Neptune mixed in] (this is a but long)

Scared the ever loving shit out of Elias the first time he almost keld over from a painful menstruation cramp

Stocks Chocolate, painkillers, and heating pads in his office

Doesn't bother hiding his top surgery scars, most of the guys thought that he just got into a really weird fight until he explained that they were from a surgery he had in his mid twenties

He came out at the diner table when elias was talking about combing two types of cars together and said “I just don't know where i'm going to put the tranny*” [*he's talking about the transmission] and Gabriel replied, “I’d put the tr*nny in the driver's seat” whilst pointing at himself, cue Elias being horrified and rapidly apologising

He then proceeded to lecture Elias and the rest of the guys over the use of words that double as slurs

Both Keegan and Neptune came out to him later that night [Keegan's FTM and Neptunes FTMTNB]

Rorke immediately lectured Keegan on using unsafe binding materials [ace bandages] and lectured both of them for working out whilst binding. He also took the shopping for binders and packers, and taught them how to use KT tape as an alternative to a binder.

He also offered to pay for ant surgeries the wanted

Neptune took up his offer for top surgery

Keegan, meanwhile, blue screened [poor thing is scared of surgery.][okay it may be more of a fear of being alone+unconscious around a group of people he doesn't know that well]

Gabriel assured him that he doesn't need to have any type of surgery if doesn't what to, and that not having them doesn't make him less valid as a trans man

To this day Keegan still has his tits

He started stocking pads and tampons in his office after this conversation

Rorke also made sure that they both had access to a different set of showers then the rest of the guys

And he double checked that they both had a safe place to live

He wound up putting aside some rooms in his house for them

Keegan wound up moving in with him and Neptune tends to stay over randomly

After Gabriel ‘died’ they found out he had left the house to them and they live together now

Gabriel got a *bit* protective over them as well

He also made sure that they could always have access to their testosterone injections

On that note, Gabriel himself prefers to use a gel testosterone

Gabriel shaves his head for gender confirmation reasons

He originally didn't want to get top surgery, he drank a lot of coffee [which helps shrink breast tissue apparently] and did a lot of weight lifting when he was a teenager in order to build up pectoral muscles, and the combo of those gave him a very masculine presenting chest. He only got the double mastectomy after his mother died from breast cancer, mostly out of fear that he'd develope it as well [he will literally never tell anyone this].

Keegan and Neptune often catch them self looking out for David the same way Gabriel looked out for them

🐺

Trans Neptune truthers, join me, we will conquer the world! ...Or maybe just the fandom. That's more manageable.

I like to think there was zero warning sign before he keeled over so one second Elias is babbling in his ear about supplies and the next Rorke is half collapsed on the floor convincing Elias for a good moment that he just bored his Captain to death.

Merrick simply assumed he got into a weirdly targeted knife fight until Rorke explained.

NOT THE TRANSMISSION

Mf just immediately adopts them. They had no chance.

I gotta see what this mf's house looks like, I always figured it was on the smaller side because I think of him as the practical type but it'd be real funny if it turned out he lived in a big ass house in the suburbs rather than the cabin in the woods. Has a wild lawn rather than the mono-green-dead bullshit tho. (DEATH to plain ass lawns with zero biodiversity.)

He's a HEN! Broody. Hah.

Aw, every time I make fun of him for being bald one of you come in and give me a reason to feel bad about it. Alright Rorke. You get away with it in this scenario.

Oooooo, a secret to take to the grave. Interesting.

Don't let Rorke find out Hesh is trans he might swap Logan for him seeing as he was so quick to grab Neptune+Keegan up

#call of duty #call of duty ghosts #gabriel rorke #elias walker #keegan p russ #neptune (cod: g) #hesh walker #logan walker #beloved anon #🐺 anon

[finluz]

TOTK Rant: How Much Better Than BOTW?

//major totk spoilers ahead

The Good

Ultrahand is amazing, it's a simple idea with few limitations leading to a lot of complexity and flexibility

Ascend is fucking awesome. im not even gonna like, critically analyze this one. i wish i could jump through ceilings in real life

Being able to throw items is extremely useful, meaning you don't have to waste arrows to get certain effects

Zonai devices are all amazing, same principle of Ultrahand where they all have simple uses with few limitations, meaning that you can create really complex machines very easily

The Music™ 🎷🐛

Rauru's sopping wet man vagina

There's a shit-ton of new enemies, including like-likes, gleeoks, evil rigby mfs that crawl on the ceiling, floormasters, phantom ganon, the assorted zonai creatures, froxes, baby froxes, yigas with driver's licenses, battle tali, damn those trees are WALKIN

Depths exploration is fucking amazing

Depths atmosphere

Sky Islands when they have anything on them

Air travel

60 new side adventures, which are waaay fuller in good content than the side quests or even the main quests lmao

build your own house

the boss fights

the final boss fight

shrine puzzles with Ultrahand

Proving Grounds shrines

Master Kohga

the guy that walks around continually failing to demonstrate any degree of professional signage

the side dialogue is really funny and well-written

the isolated vibe of botw has been traded in for a feeling of togetherness as a kingdom

large-scale battles with tons of monsters and friendly npcs

muddle buds

zonai architecture

did i mention the ost yet

skyview towers > the ubisoft towers

link has his hair down

tauro

purah

short-hair zelda

rauru

ganondorf

mineru

been spending most our lives living in a bisexual's paradise

the lightning temple

the construct factory

the quest to obtain the master sword

dragonhead island

the dragonhead island music

fusing items to arrows and shields

the yiga clan expansion

do the earthwaker link come on quake that shit

the all-clucking cucoo

froggy armor

the lucky clover gazette

all of the new outfits

the dragon-themed outfits

horns on enemies

link let his hair down

the plethora of armor effects that are now also cooking effects, like slip resistance, swim speed, weather-based attack, and more

railgrinding

princess monoke themes doubled down on

gloom

robot arm

I think a common theme in this list is that rather than being different from Breath of the Wild, there is just more of Breath of the Wild.

"No shit, it's a sequel."

Yeah I get that, but this is the first time a Zelda sequel specifically has failed to really distinguish itself from the game before it.

Tears of the Kingdom has everything that Breath of the Wild had, including its flaws. The fact that it's just "more of it" and "better" kind of makes the previous game completely obsolete, which is a first in the series.

Majora's Mask, Link Between Worlds, Adventure of Link, the Oracle Games and Link's Awakening are all direct sequels of previous games, and yet their identity is so distinct that they become standalone entries in the series.

Majora's Mask is not Ocarina of Time 2.

Tears of the Kingdom is 100% Breath of the Wild 2.

This isn't necessarily a bad thing, and considering the series has been almost rebooted entirely I'm not even opposed to the direct serialization of these games,

but if they are going to go this route,

and there's going to be 6 and a half years between the two games,

You need to do better than the last game.

And so we arrive at,

The Bad.

With the exception of the aforementioned Lightning Temple and Construct Factory, the dungeons, and subsequently main areas and story in this game blow ass.

The Dungeons in this game are just Divine Beasts but with somehow even less creativity. Say what you want about the lack of interconnectedness between and the quality of the puzzles, but they provided a feeling of controlling and manipulating a huge, moving being that sets the game apart.

In comparison, TOTK's dungeons are completely devoid of any original ideas, instead opting to be divine beasts without the movement gimmicks, meaning that they're just "go hit the four or fie switches in any order"

Breath of the Wild traded in the unique and distinct atmospheres of the franchises temples to capture a different feeling that sets it apart. Tears of the Kingdom tries to return to the old temples, but without committing all the way and missing the mark completely.

The Water Temple in particular stands out as completely fucking lazy to me, since it is literally just a bunch of blue platforms in the sky with 4 un-themed and not even water-related puzzles and a boss that is treated as a joke. There's almost no buildup in Zora's domain as well, as you just do a couple of short tasks to unlock the path up and then beat the dungeon in 30 minutes.

It's the worst kind of Zelda dungeon, with generic elemental themes but none of the art to tie those into actually unique places. And considering that there's no dungeon items, no double-backing, or any sort of semblance of an idea of you completing an actual dungeon and not just four shrines in a meat grinder, I would say it's ultimately WORSE than the divine beasts from Breath of the Wild.

The rewards for dungeons

In every dungeon, you get an NPC follower that fights with you and has an ability that you press A on to use. These are used pretty well in their respective areas. When you beat the dungeon, your reward is a blue clone of them that does less damage.

I get what they were trying to do, I really do, and on paper, it's a really great concept.

It's the champions from the last game, except they are actually there and fight alongside you, using that togetherness theming i mentioned earlier.

However, having them out is pretty much a straight downgrade since they are annoyances 24/7.

Their abilties range from mildly useful in some contexts at best to "i would only press a on you by accident."

and trust me. you are going to accidentally press a on them a LOT.

Somehow, they manage to both be in your way when you want to do literally anything else and also never there in the rare circumstance that you actually want to use your ability.

Their AI is complete dogshit, and they rarely swing at enemies, and when they do, the damage is pitiful. Tulin flies through the air, and is mostly behind you when you need him, but everyone else paths along the ground and will often get stuck on rocks, river edges, or random patches of grass sometimes because they lack any intelligence whatsoever.

It's such an easy fix too, just have a "sacred stone" rune in the radial menu where the useless map one is and let me manually select which ability I want. Bam. No more blowing big hearty truffles off cliffs or setting them on fire when im just trying to pick them up.

Fuse does not affect the durability of weapons.

Rather than opting to have the interesting choice of being able to repair your weapons at the risk of losing a rare quality of them, rehabilitating them using items from your inventory,

Nintendo instead opted to have the durability not change at all when you fuse something.

Also, every weapon in hyrule has "decayed," which, as well as being extremely contrived, means that fusing is required for weapons to be viable.

So not only does this not improve the weapon system from Breath of the Wild, it actually makes it more tedious, since now you have to collect not just a weapon, but two parts of a weapon and then fuse them into a weapon.

It's taken every weapon in hyrule, broken them in half, and made you go find the pieces.

This also means that fusing funny stuff like minecarts or logs like they suggested in the trailer isn't viable, since it will only add a few damage points and waste a weapon slot.

In Conclusion

Yes, Tears of the Kingdom is the better game. It not only has more content, but the content is also just better, more experimental, and memorable.

And don't let my huge rant about The Bads misconstrue my thoughts on this game.

This is easily a 9/10, and probably my favorite game of all time.

But it certainly isn't a 10/10.

Breath of the Wild's flaws set it apart, it was easy to forgive them because they played into its unique experience.

Six years later, with an almost identically structured game, it's not as easy to set those aside.

Anyways, this has been World's Biggest Zelda Fan Finluz, and I want to raw link

#born2rig #zelda #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz totk #tloz totk #totk spoilers #zelda tears of the kingdom #zelda totk #botw 2 #totk

[bluegekk0]

my favorite pastime is imagining my blorbos playing minecraft. what kind of player would they be? what would they enjoy doing the most? idk what it is about minecraft but it can tell you so much about a person

fpk would primarily do redstone stuff. he's not very good at combat or exploring, he's a bit slow and his small hands don't mesh well with a keyboard, and he doesn't have the artistic creativity for building. but with redstone? he could build insane farms, or advanced mechanisms, he'd be the mf to spend all night making a working redstone computer within the game

grimm complements fpk's redstone skills insanely well. he has the eye for aesthetic and enjoys decorating fpk's base to make it look prettier. all those crazy mechanisms fpk builds? grimm will create the most impressive looking outer shell to make it more pleasing to look at. will always offer to decorate your house, and spends most of his time making the area around everyone's base look good

hornet is an explorer, she's the one lagging the server by loading hundreds of chunks every time she's on. she doesn't need a map to find specific locations, she memorizes where they are and can easily track them again after returning home. she would also be pretty good at combat, though her lack of patience means she often dies in very stupid ways. also, she loves bullying zote. asks fpk for redstone trap advice just so she can build a tnt trap under zote's house

holly almost exclusively makes cute little farms for animals and spends their time fishing. they stay away from combat (though they're surprisingly good at it) and instead choose relaxing activities. if anyone builds a strip mine, you'll often find them mining in peace. whenever anyone needs a lot of cave resources, or wool, or a shit ton of wheat and potatoes, holly is the one who has it all, and they will always let you take all of it

zote kind of sucks at everything, but, of course, pretends otherwise. he will challenge hornet to combat (loses), he will try to fight the zombies that surround his house (dies to a random creeper) and he will go mining for diamonds (drowns in lava). if the server had a death counter, he would be at the top, and of course would boast about it. whenever he's not attempting to fuck over hornet's house, he chills at holly's farm, and he will accidentally let all of their sheep out of their pen

lewk is still very young at this point in the au lore, so he mostly just watches either of his dads play. after getting his own account, he would just run around and check what the others are doing, offering to help them around (even if he doesn't really know what he's doing or how all of it works. he is a baby after all). he would particularly enjoy joining hornet on her adventures, and every time he dies, hornet teleports him back to her, despite being against using cheats. he also gets free stuff from her that she gave him using commands. their little secret. how did that baby get a fully enchanted netherite sword? clearly he's just that good

i know this is a bit random but i just felt like talking about the blorbos. your honor, i love them. they are everything to me ❤️

#gekko.txt #feral pk au

[3spurrrr]

Are they iPad kids? But I don't think I answer the question properly or consistently lmaoo

Yuuji: yes. Minecraft let's Plays all day. Is addicted to those tiktok reddit stories with the game play background.

Megumi: ....yes but watches things like Vsauce, lemmino, occasional reddit ice berg stories etc. Video essays, political commentary all that jazz

I mean... come on. His dad was deadbeat toji u think he didn't just give him an iPad as a kid to shut him up. Why do you think megumi is so tense all the time bro found 4chan and subreddits way too early...

Secretly loves those reddit stories too but thinks ALL of them are fake lmao

Nobara: she would much rather call a friend and talk and stuff. Maybe will put on some reality TV or a mukbang cooking videos or those jungle building a house out of mud vids

Gojo: YES ahhahahahahahahaha

I feel like he lives on twitch and I can see him being a gamer in his off time. He would much rather have someone around tho to talk to. Would love to sit around and gossip about dumb shit.

Would love storytime vids, also those mud house wilderness vids. Hates interviews and anything megumi watches lowkey

If u r dating him check his twitch for half naked gamer girlies :/

Geto: doesn't give a fuck tbh. Can sit down in silence, with a friend, with any type of yt video as long as he gets to eat the food he is good lmao. I think he likes music and just has music playing in his house a lot and eats while thinking about his life and his fucked up philosophies

Shoko: def a nobara type too. Heavy on the mukbang cooking vids. Occasional megumi educational video influence. Loves trashy reality TV for some reason but she is wasted all the time so it checks out lol

Yaga: yes... hhahaha I can see him loving Gordon Ramsey or those village cooking videos. Watches a bunch of diy videos on how to make plushies and some more videos on panda related things :)

Nanami: no. He reads the newspaper and just relaxes like meditating or something. I don't think he touches his phone for entertainment. Reads the news and some other articles on cultural shit and that's it. Gives major dad vibes. Lmaooo imagine him being like a top player in candy crush hahahahahahha

Utahime: bestie eats in silence with a book on her lap or gojo randomly talking shit in her ear

Doesn't touch digital things cuz she knows a lot of it is cancerous

Maki: kind of. She is obsessed with different health videos on how to get your body strong and martial arts, kinesthetics videos. I can't see her being obsessed with watching things tho. She is so busy with training and probably opts for quick meals or meals where she is with friends. Girlie is mindful and whatever

Panda: hahaha yeah hahaha But I feel like he loves his phone, is def a huge gamer

I think he might be a mix of everyone on this list

I can see him consuming all kinds of media, even unboxings and asmr videos and literally anything hahaha

Inumaki: yesssssssss definition of iPad kid lmao. He is very much like yuuji and gojo

Gojo, panda, yuuji and him play games on voice chat A LOT

Noritoshi: no. Look at him bro... he barely opens his eyes

Mai: is constantly on gossiping websites and spreads misinformation on those sites lmaooo

Yuutaaa: mf eats with his demon gf and just talks to it randomly. Watches a lot of movies and shows soooo probably an iPad kid? He is way too traumatized to not be hahahaha

Mahito: watches human rights violating porn all the time and lives on the dark web

Sukuna: honestly, he is an iPad kid in a non modern way. Would want someone to be infront of him and perform for him. Like singing, dancing etc. Even though it's sukuna I think mans is incredibly cultured and has a taste for those finer things

Choso: no. He probably just talk to his brothers all the time cuz they are inseparable. Also he has so much in his head to think about kinda like geto. If you suggested something to watch or showed him the internet he'd enjoy and find some niche. I think he is really into music and would turn into a micro celeb music critic

Toji: nah, his phone is blowing up with new job offers and he goes home to just sleep for a sec or have hot sex with a chic for money cuz bbygirl is just sometimes a whore.

If he did have the time to be online he'd be a slight mahito and then go and kill people who he thought took it too far. Other than that maybe also obsessed with half naked gamer girls on twitch and building mud houses videos

Todo: YES. He watches that idol girl all day everyday and God forbid he misses an episode

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I don't think any of them like those crime podcasts and videos cuz it's death around them all the time and most of the mystery deaths in jjk world is probably because of those curses and what they do for a living

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk headcanons #jjk hcs

[islemomo]

so what the hell did pudge do (bc obv it was him who fucked shit up)... well, we need to bring another loser into this story: prince.

prince is a conspiracy theory content creator and one of pudge's friends from the influencer circle (literal nightmare coupling). prince is the type of person (frog) to believe the most outlandish doomsday take (and has! and he WILL try to get to the bottom of it). prince lives a relatively low key life off the grid, living in a gymnasium-turned-bunker.

effing nerd.

anyway, prince has eyes and ears everywhere. like, everywhere. he's got camera's set up all over isle momo (the authorities will be notified soon enough, but that's not part of this story!) and ofc he spends his days snooping on the innocent residents of isle momo! fuckin' creep.

anyway, ONE DAY (at some point post-house build and post-FR*R rejection) pudge and prince are hanging out and as they're being literal stalkers watching over the island, pudge sees something...

does that sound (look) familiar to you? bc that sounds (looks) real familiar to me! (lemme set the scene: renee and faith on the screen. somewhere. when suddenly, renee gets down on one knee... oh... faith looks gagged. oh... faith looks... um... idk but she doesn't look too happy.)

so now we got the worst mf on earth watching the woman (koala) who shut down his career "dreams" get proposed to after knowing that she (faith) don't want to be out w/ renee... hm... i wonder how that plays out...

#acnh

[anomalocrisis]

Hey. You. I want to know about your characters please? 🥺

I--,, Ok i dont know on which one to start,, so i'll do like quick bios and shit with pics of my boys (lies)

I just want to say these dudes are from waaayy back to when i was 12, and im still building on them, so,,

First ONE!, my sweet little angel,, FL-11X Aka. Felix!

This poor motherfucker used to be a basic af model mainly used for costumer service, he was being deployed as a receptionist for the main building for his creator company, until The Incident happened, the day he lost all his limbs and a big chuck of memory.

He was thrown in the trash, deemed as unusable and nothing more than scrap, until an old lady found him still barely functioning, she took him with her and took him to her local repair shop and the mechanic did what she could to save him, his limbs were replaced with obviously lower quality ones and they don't match well with what remained from his old frame but they work! (kind of)

When i say that the lady took him with her, i really meant it. FL-11X became like,, his adopted grandchild, not son, grandchild. Once FL-11X was repaired, he had nowhere to go, so the lady just let him stay with her, after a while she did the needed paperwork so FL-11X, now called "Felix", could legally live with her as her "caregiver", you know, since old age, just so they hadn't to take him away.

She really spoils him, she lets Felix try anything that catches his eyes optics? sensors?

The Next one is my literally sweet boy man, Sayvius!!

This man has nothing to do with Felix! This man is made of honey and he fucking hates humans!

A literal living Mellified Man, yes he's based on Lemon demon Sweet Bod if you want.

This motherfucker, man. I love him. He has like 3 jobs, dude. he barely has money despite of that, he lives in a fucking abandoned house that he acclimated.

I don't know what to tell you bc i ABSOLUTELY LOVE EVERYTHING I MADE UP ABOUT HIM, His limbs produce healing honey (he sells it), he's practically a dead person, but not really? He needs to constantly eat meat so the honey he produces doesn't consume his body, He's a waiter in the local Tavern on the only-monsters commune where he lives, His Mom (who i also adore) is a human-fucker, making his dad a human DESPITE he hating humans.

I JUST-- AAAAAAAAAAAA

[OLD AF DRAWING] SLITES!! a local fisherman that has a broken dream about being a pirate... so he buys in the aesthetic! also he's one of, if not THE BEST FRIEND of Sayvius.

He's really a fish aficionado, so he fishes and cooks them and he sells the fish raw or cooked. mf goes to the beach and then comes back to tell Sayvius about his new fish findings and asks him if he can use the kitchen to cut them open and cook them and then slap Sayvius hand when he wants to taste the fish raw.

He also carries super sharp knives with him everywhere he goes.

Slites is way more chill about humans than Sayvius and he usually tells him to relax about them, since his brother, Kridate, lives in the city and he constantly goes to visit him. He also gets annoyed when people confuse him with vampires bc he isn't one, or so he claims.

Either way, these two love to sit in the "porch" and talk bad about life.

Now, My boy Glyzer!! He has nothing to do with the prior ones!

He was supposed to be the heir to the throne for his planet, but he said "haha nope" and ran away! now he's wanders through the cosmos and he's a proud single father of a kid who saw alone and that wanted to join him in his adventure.

Glyzer is quite a mf, since he's kinda used to a life of luxury, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to learn how to do stuff, he's also quite stupid and doesn't know how to manage money (he tries)

The kid in question

Vip, They used to live with his uncle and aunt who treated they more as a tool than a person, They encountered Glyzer one day in the market and practically became his guide for his whole stay, one day Glyzer saw how their family treated them and decided to stand up for them, and then they pulled an "Adopt me, Miss Honey! You can adopt me!"

Glyzer was reluctant but in the end Vip joined his journey with no destination.

Vip is cute, and they know that, so despite looking clueless most of the time, they're really smart, so Glyzer and them use eachother for getting free stuff once they end up with no money and have to look for a temporary job.

Another one, Kamaleon!

Tokusatsu inspired as you can see. he's a robot made from scratch by a dude, who then, with his roomie teach him how to function.

He usually goes out and does the functions a local hero would do, people think he's a human in a suit instead of a robot, so they roll with it.

When he interacts with people for almost anything he gets a little stiffy and doesn't know how to move or what to say. He has also stopped some robbery attempts totally accident, gaining some following online and shit.

Kamaleon's "Team" also got into making stage shows because, why the fuck not, so they have this whole thing where Liam, the roomie was the og villain for him, but then he became a sidekick to Kamaleon when someone else started to show up to the stage shows as a bigger villain to be defeated. the fun thing is that no one knows who that guys is but they keep showing up at shows and making tweets about how "evil" they are and how are going to defeat kamaleon and challenging him, and the kids love it, so yay!!

also, since Kamaleon is a robot i can retcon him to Felix story and i can make him a Kamaleon fan, big win for me.

#OMG I HOPE THIS ISNT TOO MUCH SDJKFHKJFHJA #BUT STILL LIKE #I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY TRANSFORMERS FC'S BC I HAVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THEM IN THE SERVER AND YOU ALREADY KNOWW #also i hadnt talked about some other more of my oc's but its late already and 😩 #AAAAAA #maybe later i'll add about Marissa and Gale #Meddy and Methe Glyin are still in development #beside that one herbo friend Sayvius has #but idk. its a mayhaps #i want to thank my bestie because after years i could ask her about making her oc and felix besties and mwah #asks for smods

[kinnsporsche]

once again an episode that made me absolutely lose my mind!!! kp are so in love and they finally said it!! although, i would have liked it better if they said it to each other in private first but oh well can't have everything. and porsche is officially a stay at home wife i love that for him. the scene when p was drying kinn’s hair though, it was the softest shit i have ever seen in my life <3 i also loved the scenes with taytime they are always so good i wish they had more screen time. 1/4

and we got the kimchay breakup :/ i was expecting it but it still hurt. I still have hope that they will end up together. however, the most important part of this episode (for me) was vegaspete!!! god these two make me go insane. the way we went from sadistic torture to that convo at the end. bible and build's chemistry is actually unbelievable i can't get enough of these sick motherfuckers. and don't even get me started on the cinematography like the lights and the shots and just the whole atmosphere it was so good and so sexy and I’m gonna need 3-5 business days to recover. that preview was the final nail in my coffin i don't think i can wait a whole week for more. I’ve read some metas about them but honestly I don’t even care if vegas changes for pete or not. their relationship is so fucked up on so many levels that I don’t think it can really be redeemed. certainly not in 3 episodes. and honestly does he need to be? can’t he just stay the fucked up villain that he is? I wouldn’t mind. I’m just here to enjoy some toxic fictional men be sexy and gay and so far they did just that so I’m satisfied. I can’t believe we only have 3 episodes left T_T I don’t know what I will do when this show ends. (I hope you’re doing well )

omg my kp anon i've missed u so much!!!!

for me i'd always had a hc that kinn had a hard time saying ily to anybody bcs he'd been burned by love in the past so he hated saying it but this show roundhouse kicked that in the face and left me obliterated at the scene this mf is out here shouting it from rooftops to anybody who'll listen good for him

god you know what sends me absolutely feral? kinn casually mentioning his mother to porsche. her death must still be a sore subject for him, nobody talks about it we've hardly had any mention of her and for him to just be like "my mother used to do this for me" god how long has it been since someone's taken care of him like that? and now here's porsche the biggest caretaker in the world just so ready and willing to do everything he can to take care of kinn bcs thats his love language and he loves him sm i just y'all mind if i break the fuck down real fast

pls the kimchay break up!!!! like kimothy i get why you did what you did but that doesn't mean me and tankhun won't beat your ass for it bestie 😔😔 you made the baby cry. like he's literally alread living at the estate, he can't get anymore involved with the mafia, but i guess kim was literally just faced with the reality of porchay being kidnapped because of his ties to the mafia through his brother, and he's probably thinking about how much worse it'll be if he's tied to the mafia through HIM, he's probably thinking about all their enemies and how much of a target it'd make him so he's being a self-sacrificing little shit about it god tankhun needs to hit him with a tray and knock some sense into him

i haven't been that eager about the vp arc yet, im betting that'll probably change in today's ep and next weeks ep 👀 just wanna see pete humble that man so bad, and i dont want vegas to stop being a bad person just bcs he gets with pete ykwim? he's interesting because he's a villain lets keep it that way besties. i do bet he'll get a redemption arc, i've mentioned this to a few people i talk to but with the way things are going it made me wonder if the big shootout at the major family house in the promo where vegas is framed as a big bad is actually misleading and vegas'll be there to help kinn and the major family and maybe put a bullet in his dad's head i just wish him a very big die even if i will miss the dilf 😔

pls dont mention that we only have 3 episodes left pls dont mention that theres only 2 more weeks of kinnporsche or i'll start to eat glass

#kissies for u my kp anon mwah mwah mwah #kp anon #answered #anonymous

[rage-across-insubria]

"Fuck them!"

Alex walked furiosly in the halls of the University of Varese. The eyes from the posters plastered over every wall were following him.

"That stupid fucker had inside info, i'm sure of it!" he kept mumbling. He was nervously scratching his head, messing up his blond hair, while he photographed the neon colors of the poster, spelling them slowly.

Crazy Horse.

The font was tacky and the colors were all off. Sabrina would have killed him if he showed him a graphic like that.

Alex opened his Telegram, and started writing in The Inner Circle chat.

He left them on read, opening another chat.

"Yeah, sure, you couldn't..." he mumbled while he walked towards the cafeteria.

"Alex! Come here! Did you see this?", Maira manic panic purple hair made her stick out in the sea of coffee-chugging customers.

She was waving one of the posters made by Crazy Horse and was inviting Alex to her table.

"Of course I did, they are fucking everywhere!"

Maira ignored the tone: "We have to go! Y'know they are building the warehouse right were you..."

"Yes, but the path is all wrong! We know who's behind this, and that idiot is keeping his sorry ass away from him!" interrupted Alex.

"Don't worry", calmly replied Maira, "I will call my dad, he will surely help us get the authorization to protest in front of the city hall... what the fuck, we'll move protest in front of the fucking mayor house!"

"Fuck Marino Ottolini" replied Alex.

"Fuck Ottolini"

"Watcha doing guys?" a smiling face surrounded by blond hair, with thick red glasses perching on a small nose popped between Alex and Maira

"Giulia! We're getting ready for tonight protest against the warehouse! You'll be there, right?"

Uh-oh. Alex freezed. Giulia Salimbene was Maira best friend, but she wasn't... well she was a good ally in the library, not so much during a protest.

"What? Oh, those posters... I dunno Maira. You know, with how many people lost their job after the pandemic, this could be a good opportunity for the city. Yeah, it's sad they have to cut all that trees but, c'mon, how could they do elsewhere?"

That's it. She said it.

"What the FUCK, Giulia! Are you an idiot? All those book you're reading should make you smarter, not dumber! They will fuck up an entire national reserve!"

Giulia shrinked in her seat "I - I don't know M. Yo-you think it's important?"

"Of course! You know how everything in this city is shit, this is the moment when you can do something good!"

"I suppose I'll be there tonight..." replied an entirely unconvinced Giulia.

"Aargh, whatever, my dad is calling, bye Giulia!" said Maira, storming outside the cafeteria, followed silently by Alex.

They walked slowly towards Alex mini-car, while Maira screamed at the phone... and a third mysterious figure followed them at a distance.

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Throat grew up, adopted the name Alexandar to pass as an human, and started studying photography at the Academy of Fine Arts in Varese. He bonded with Maira after she helped her with his First Change and they usually meet at the cafeteria between the Academy and the University building where Maira studies psychology.

Crazy Horse is a TikToker, much more popular than Alex (or forest-fyre as he is known on TikTok) and sort of a rival that Alex never saw irl.

Giulia is one of Maira Touchstones. Maira loves her a lot, but they have completely different personalities and they clash often (like today :D )

We also introduced our beloved ~fucking Ottolini~, the mayor of Varese, a sleazy mf that we *know* is corrupted, just we don't know how to prove it yet.

This is the first half of our first real session of the Chronicle, we are starting brewing a story that will change the life of Maira and Alex forever <3

Oh, here's the link to the previous short story!

Continues here!

#world of darkness #werewolf #actual play #oc #short story #ttrpg #werewolf: the apocalypse #varese

[sporadicarbitergardener]

October 5, 2023

When you are down on your ass , life goes on because it hurts when you feel abandoned really "thinking " some people were family then they change up on you even from a distance. Games come out and lies as well. I know my place as a woman and mother. A man will "even say I don't care if you end up dead " then ask for pussy. That kind of shit makes no sense and adds more chaos to Schizophrenia as well. Although these disorders exist I analyze myself from a 3rd person point of view as well.

Also calling my "mother" and asking her what do I do after being "raped " again she said "use your bible". I don't believe in going in public asking for money , scheming people or playing victim to shit as well.

Its bad when you have to lie to even ask your child's father to watch your child because working two jobs and being tired. Later to find out he was trying to "see me " and be with me while having another girl the whole time allowing her to question my child about my life and take my daughters words "narrate them " as if I'm evil or did bad. no I worked two jobs with her on my side and had no choice because I had to provide . "It's your fault". How is it my fault wen a man used me and also caused me to lose my child . People asking " Why didn't you fill out a police report." They don't care either . Then realizing the entire time I was being with someone that used me and played me as well he had another girl behind the house and well what makes it crazy all my money went to her pockets Then he says "you spent the money on ". He played me and used me. As life goes on I forgive but I will never be able to fall in love again because a mf will never know what he had until its gone. It hurts like hell but I am greatful I survived that because that mfs taught me that he is just good with words and the whole time I was temporary. Once you leave don't come back or even ask to listen to my music on my playlist that I create. Shit my own mother fucked her sisters baby daddy and well now I am hated for LIFE 'you can't use

1.

a group of one or more parents and their children living together as a unit.

"the family lived in a large house with a lot of land"

". I was used ALOT crazy part is I was even used to babysit his daughter while my daughter was not in my custody while lafayette was building a case on me because she was removed without my parental say so and now I can't even see my child because her fahter's side of the fmaily does this to every woman the brings life into the world .

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

oh i adore that so much??????? everything i near about this play just sounds better and better honestly a WHOLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

wait i did read the aita post. that was for flitterwoche right??? im like 99% certain it was i just don't want to sound extremely stupid rn LMAO NO BUT THATS LITERALLY SO SICK

LOVE WEEKLONG RELATIONSHIPS. been in a few of those tbh OKAY. i will get back to learning german (ive been slacking a lil im afraid 😬) and we see who finishes first MUAHAHA. gonna become the most fluent mf. gonna learn the word for whore just to read this. that's how dedicated i am <3

I can help you a bit with that last bit: whore = schlampe <3

and yes the AITA was that!! I am writing that whole mess right now actually lol. I was kinda surprised that she got assholed so hard (esp bc she low-key a self insert lol)

though you really shouldn't focus too much on the "apocalypse" aspect. it's more like. zombies. except super chill. like MC takes her ex(?)gf to her house and that's about the extent of zombie stuff that we get to see (besides a small news interlude between each major part). it is literally the weakest most senseless worldbuilding ever but it serves my purposes so it's fine akskdjdja

basically the core idea of the entire play is trying to represent anxiety? there is a lot of tense buildup that ends in nothing, spotlight focusing on minor stuff when the actual important main part is taking place somewhere else, lots of overlapping voices etc etc (theater is the ideal medium for that imo bc you can play with all the senses and it's much easier to build an atmosphere).

so *before* the apocalypse the goal is to show how you (or well I in this case lol) deal with tragedies that are far away. like news.

and the second part (the zombies) is how you deal with insane shit when it directly affects you. the MC is the only one who is panicked about the whole thing while everyone else is only focused in interpersonal drama so that makes it feel very.....casual?

oh yeah we'll see who is faster muahaha

#flitterwoche #inspired by covid times obvs ✌️

[totiredtowrite]

Can you please write one for Tsukishma? Like the reader is a himbo. Possibly related to Kageyama. That's all, I guess.

Pain In The Neck - Headcanons

Warnings - Cursing, Chaos, wrote this at 12am and didn't proofread so there's probably mistakes

Note: I didn't make reader exactly related to Kags (because inclusivity) but they are close, gonna be long headcanons look out hehe

Male Reader

How???

How tf did you two end up happening?

Well that's what we're here to find out hehe

It's himbo headcanon time

again

Welcome back if you've been here before

and welcome if you're new :))

Meeting

You two met in the most undignified way ever

See, your (mom/dad/caregiver) was like besties with Kageyamas (mom/dad)

Like way before you two were birthed ykyk

To the point where you called his (mom/dad) aunt or uncle

So naturally because you lived around the same area and your parents were so close, you had to be friends

And you were yaaay

You went to different middle schools though, and you thought you were going to different highschools

BUT SURPRISE

Kageyama didn't get accepted to shiratorizawa :0

So back to the main topic: how you and stick met

Kageyama had left something (idfk what just make something up) at your house when you two were studying

So you went to the gym right near the end of practice and asked coach Ukai where tobio was

And he just goes "why" like an old dense mf

And you're like "he left something"

Coach just tells you to put it in the locker room near all his shit

Remember how I said it was near the end of practice?

Yeah

well

Tsukishima walks in while you're crouched by his locker and like opening it HAHAHAH

You didn't know which one was Kageyama's and you just guessed lmao

So naturally he gives you that >:0 look if you know which one I'm talking about

And you said "Nononono wait! It's not like that!"

And Kageyama walks in to find Tsukishima close to beating you up smh

(Not like he could, he's a fuckin stick but I love him)

Kageyama had to stop him and introduce you two properly hehe

General Relationship (enemieship frfr)

So not the best first impression hehe

enemies to lovers arc??

Really his pride wouldn't let him be anything other than a dick to you at all times

smh he's so mean

Kageyama really didn't have a reason not to introduce you to the team now

You got along with most of them being pretty extroverted

Yamaguchi likes you, much to Tsukki's displeasure

You can hang out with Ennoshita and Narita and they won't complain

The third years are like guardians frfr

Anything, and I mean anything remotely bad happens to you, and Sugawara will be ready to burn a building down

Asahi and Daichi reel him in though dw

But back to Tsukki

He'll hate your ass

again his pride

And he'll be kind of mean

You, (being kind of airheaded and full himbo-y), don't even register his insults most of the time

It pisses him off to another level

Always ranting to yamaguchi about how much you suck

And those rants turn into how you suck so much for making sure he's taken care of and healthy

And how dumb it is that you offer to tape his fingers

And how you always give him water...and yell "Tsukki!" Smiling when you see him...

And...

Oh shit.

Realization and Not Hetero Panic

Free Tadashi frfr

Also, denial.

Denial all the way.

There's no way Tsukishima likes you right?

One, you're a guy, and two, you're...a guy

After a while he just kind of realized that all the things you did for him and your airheaded smile just makes his chest all warm and shit

He hates it

How dare you!

He was going through his life and shit, when suddenly you popped in and just fucking shook everything up?

Expect him to be a little meaner

And when his shit doesn't phase you he'll physically push you around a bit

Not too hard ofc

Are you being bullied? Who knows

Still after he accepts his feelings, he'll try to tone it down a bit

And Yams got tired of Tsukishima always bitchin to him

Joking I swear

So to help his best bud out, Yamaguchi hypes Tsukishima up

"Have you seen how he looks at you?"

"He always says Hi to you first, weird right?"

"How many times have you seen him jump to tape your fingers"

This of course leads to our next topic(s)

Confession and Actual Relationship

He'll confess in the most boring way ever

You were just taping his fingers before a game or practice or whatever

And when you finish he goes "Thanks, love you," and fUCKING WALKS AWAY????

You just stand there all practice, awkward asf

And when he gets done you confront him where it all started

The locker room

And he's also kind of nervous because he's 16 and he isn't sure of just how he feels

He didn't know if he was trying to be suave or if the whole "I love you" thing just slipped out

So when you confronted him he was all red and tried to avoid it

All you really have to say is "I like you too" and the man is all over you

And by that I mean awkwardly attempting to initiate holding hands

*gasp*

What heresy

He's a smaller affection guy

He'll talk to you about his favourite things or let you use his headphones

Little things like that

You know that thing?

Like he'll grab your face and squish your cheeks together?

Yeah he does that whenever

He just thinks it looks cute but will cover it up by saying "He was talking too much"

(If he ever says anything too mean let him know and he'll never do it again<3)

He's totally a tsundere

But it doesn't work because you're so oblivious to it LMAO

Kageyama might not approve of it

like at all

But who is he to stand in the face of true love? /j

So yeah happy relationship

Yams is happy to be freed

No longer the adorable hobgoblin that has to listen to Tsukki's boy problems

Dobby but green

Screw J.K Rowling <3

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