#NOT rosewick

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

#rwby #ruby rose #roman torchwick #NOT rosewick #platonic rosewick? #bumbleby #whiteknight #frostbyte #frostknyte #rich farmers #renora #true fairgame #jailbyrds #fairgame #cinwin #emercury #tairaven #rwby pheonix #rwby shitpost

[setoangel01]

These two will be the death of me. T___T They're so beautiful and precious. Also I couldn't be happier to hear there's new DLC for FF16 on the horizon! Not only are we getting FF7: Rebirth next year but also DLC for FF16!? We FF fans are eating good for sure! T_T I'm praying for post-game content where we get an extended ending but I'll be happy with anything but I can hope for a better ending, right?

#clive rosfield #jill warrick #clive x jill #cliji #warfield #warrose #rosewick #ff16 #final fantasy xvi #final fantasy 16 #love #romance #kiss #they're too cute for words #my babies #otp #they deserve to be married and have so many babies #T_____T

[desicat-writer]

Ruby: hey Neo do you know where Roman is?

Neo: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?

Ruby: um don't you?

Neo: yeah hold on, let me pull up the app

#rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #roman torchwick #ruby rose #rosewick #neopolitan

[oddlyhale]

RWBYV9:EP8, Ruby vs Torchwick.

#rwby #rosewick #roman torchwick #ruby rose #multiship #gif set #an old ship that i'll still die for

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

ABUSE BRACKET - ROUND ONE: ROSEWICK VS FALLENDINA

Propaganda is below the cut.

ROSEWICK

"Roman “canonically hits on teenagers” Torchwick and Ruby “Little Red looking for her Big Bad Wolf” Rose—did you know that beta!Torchwick was around Ruby’s age (or a little younger)? Yeah. Anyway these two have fantastic hero/villain banter and I think it’s sexy."

FALLENDINA

"the upgrade from 'some toy' to 'oh Penny' was peak romantic in a Hannibal-esque way. Cinder wants to eat her soul so badly."

#rwby #problematic rwby shipping poll #ruby rose #roman torchwick #rosewick #penny polendina #cinder fall #fallendina #firewall #abuse bracket #abuse bracket round one

[jboy44]

In a rosewick au were Roman becomes Ozma's host.

Ruby on the scroll " exorcist yes my highschool principal is possessing my boyfriend"

Roman fighting back to control " i love that woman....hay don't say shit like that Ozpin.....you sick bastard

#rwby ozma #professor ozpin #rosewick #roman torchwick #ruby rose

[rosewickquotes]

Ruby: "Do we need to go over this again Roman?"

Roman: "I'm just saying I'm not a fan of the plan Red."

Ruby: "The 'plan' is you not breaking the rules while we're there."

Roman with his arms raised: "I know!"

#rosewick #ruby rose #rwby #roman torchwick #rosewickquotes #Roman you can't just put whatever in your doggybag

[dragoon-mid-jump]

Hey hey hey.

Hey FFXVI Tumblr.

What cocktail did Clive and Jill share after arriving on The Shadow Coast?

Sex on the Beach

#FFXVI #ffxvi spoilers #clive rosfield #jill warrick #clive x jill #CliJi #Ship: IcyHot #This has been more Bad Puns by Rubi #Warrose #Rosewick

[trash-yo]

It's the little things that undo Roman.

He had his tongue in her cunt this morning. Red choked on his name when he sucked at her clit and slipped three fingers into her tight heat. She’d told him she loved him while whimpering through her release, gripping his hair until it hurt.

But all of that, while fucking amazing, didn't stop him in his tracks. This though...he's stalled at the door of their apartment, mesmerized by the vision of Red asleep, peaceful and utterly gorgeous, her hair swept up and across the pillow, wearing just her panties and his shirt. It's the black one, and it's so tattered and the fabric is worn down so that he can make out perfectly the shape of her breasts as she’s snoring lightly, still stuffed up from mission to take out a horde of Grimm, and she’s spread out on their bed, taking up every inch she possibly can and it’s just the best thing he's ever seen.

It’s love and it’s home and it’s life and it’s everything he never expected to have.

"What are you doing, weirdo?"

Her eyes aren't even open. He smiles, gets that head rush thing that always happens when Red does something to show how connected they are. " enjoying the view."

"Oh, yeah?" she asks, arching off the bed like a kitten and tugging the shirt up playfully.

Roman hums his approval as she skims her hands down her stomach. “You look good in my shirt.”

At the low pitch in his voice, Ruby finally opens her eyes halfway, gives him an easy, dopey smile. “I bet I look better out of it.”

Roman laughs, hopes it covers up the soft sniffle that he can’t hold in any longer. He walks to the bed and kneels next to her, sweeps his hand down the front of her body, let’s his fingers linger when he finds her heartbeat. She closes her eyes again, sighs with pleasure as he drags his fingertips over her collarbone and throat and Roman watches intently, tries to memorize the sensation of her warm, soft skin. It’s his privilege to know Ruby Rose in this way and he never wants to take it for granted.

“Get in here,” she whispers, sweet and sleepy. Roman strips down to his briefs and crawls behind her, curls himself around her body. He nuzzles the back of her neck, kissing the sensitive spot behind her ear until she squirms, then he goes lower, nosing the collar of his shirt aside so he can nibble at her shoulder. “I’ll have to wear this more often.”

“It’s yours.”

#rwby #rwby smut #roman torchwick #rosewick #ruby rose

[grimmgrinningghouls]

Wait do people actually ship jaune and Whitley?

Yall realise Whitley is like. 14 right. And jaunes at least 17.

#rwby #jaune arc #Whitley schnee #guys plz I just finished with a glory/bringer argument #this is rosewick all over again

[dragynkeep]

Wait, have you done Rosewick for ship bingo?

not accepting further ship bingos !

rosewick my beloved. there was just something for them from the moment they were introduced & it's had me hooked ever since. they're definitely their best in that era but there was something about illusion!roman & his diatribe to ruby during v9 that had me so 👀

#outofthepapers #rwby #rosewick #ruby rose #roman torchwick #ais.txt #answered #q

[cutie-pinay]

An autumn meeting 🍂🍂.

I suppose this is a continuation of this 🤔.

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Roman Torchwick #rosewick #Kimetsu no Yaiba #crossover #ejoyce art #AHHH I finally drew something ;o;.... #When you haven't drawn in a while =A=''' #I look to unfinished works to hopefully do something #this was originally gonna be something for rosewick week from 2021 #but I never got time to actually do it =v=''' #At least this is out of WIP limbo

[candlewick-corporation]

Your otp for Roman! I'm curious :p

Rosewick, Platonic

because i'll never let go of this dumb dynamic that my friend cursed me with. (And I already did platonic Gelato)

Who’s the cuddler?

Ruby. Much to Roman's disdain.

Who makes the bed?

Roman, obviously.

Who wakes up first?

I feel like Ruby would, but that's based on past threads with my friend.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Ruby. For sure Ruby.

Who is more protective?

Roman, he knows how cruel the world can be, and Ruby seems so blissfully clueless. Stay that way, Red.

Who sings in the shower?

Hard to say, maybe Ruby?

Who cries during movies?

Depends how emotionally damaging it is, but I'm leaning towards Roman.

Who spends the most while out shopping?

Roman, but I'd think with access to Roman's funds, Ruby would indulge in random pricey purchases.

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

8/10 because i think of my friend whenever i see rosewick

#caeloservare #danny my beloved #youve cursed me with siblings duo rosewick in that one au and i can never let it go #for the record: exclusively platonic #im not a fuckin creep smh #I stay out too LATE; Got nothin' in my QUEUE

[desicat-writer]

Ruby: I can't believe you assassinated the general!

Roman: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Ruby: that's not better!

#rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #roman torchwick #ruby rose #rosewick

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

ABUSE BRACKET - ROUND TWO: ROSEWICK VS HELLBIRDS

Propaganda is below the cut.

ROSEWICK

"Roman “canonically hits on teenagers” Torchwick and Ruby “Little Red looking for her Big Bad Wolf” Rose—did you know that beta!Torchwick was around Ruby’s age (or a little younger)? Yeah. Anyway these two have fantastic hero/villain banter and I think it’s sexy."

HELLBIRDS

"canonical choking out, whats not to love. that moment where they swap weapons midfight tho, I am looking disrespectfully."

#rwby #problematic rwby shipping poll #ruby rose #roman torchwick #rosewick #raven branwen #cinder fall #hellbirds #abuse bracket #abuse bracket round two

[jboy44]

Roman is ozma rosewick au

Roman in mirror " okay first up , fuck you parasite, second. You aren't allowed to talk about red like that. Third its true but you don't say it."

Ruby sees this " is this about the tatoo on mu rubooty or my post love smoke and wine?"

Yang faints saying " she use to watch puppet shows

#rwby #yang xiao long #ruby rose #rosewick #roman #roman torchwick #proffessor ozpin #rwby ozma