#rwby pheonix

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

#rwby #ruby rose #roman torchwick #NOT rosewick #platonic rosewick? #bumbleby #whiteknight #frostbyte #frostknyte #rich farmers #renora #true fairgame #jailbyrds #fairgame #cinwin #emercury #tairaven #rwby pheonix #rwby shitpost

[tdolt]

*cough*

I, uh...

#lana skye #winter schnee #edelgard von hresvelg #noragami #bishamon #In the middle of ace attorney 1-5 right now #Lana can stab me any day #rwby #rwby volume 8 #pheonix wright ace attorney #fire emblem three houses #twitter

[taiyang-too-long]

#submission #hsudhebdhdh #yes #perfection #rwby #rwby pheonix #strq #taiyang xiao long #team strq #raven branwen

[ryuto12]

When your up all night just finishing an episode and a half of The Walking Dead: A New Frontier, until it’s 7:30 am, well...

Now I’m here. 

#rwby #strq #salem #rwby pheonix #Summer Rose

[bastard-bird-dad]

On one hand, I've taken over a month long hiatus from IYCCA, and really need to start writing chapter 16...

But on the other hand, I really want to start my v7 Rewrite involving Tai & Raven coming to Atlas and Clover joining team STRQ

The four of them become Team QRTC (Quarts) Qrow, Raven, Tai & Clover

Ugh! What to do!?

#rwby #rwby fanfic #Rwby7 #rwby fair game #rwby pheonix #qrow branwen #raven branwen #tai xiao long #clover ebi

[rwbybutincorrect]

Emerald: Nora stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Nora: I got a full house and four people died.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #emerald sustrai #nora valkyrie #source: steven wright #what the fuck is steven wright #i was like steven universe #pheonix wright #wait #none of these have anything to do with each other #did i accidentally get into the pheonix wright tag #im sorry if iaccidentally got in the phoenox riteaid tag #hi lawyer kinnies

[anthurak]

Can i just note for your Birb/Dragon Yang theory, Yang's story and semblence can be linked to the concept of the Phoenix, and the Fenghuang, which is often called the Chinese Phoenix(even if the similarities are superficial) are often presented as the feminine counterpart to the Loong, the Chinese DRAGON

...and if Yang were to wind up representing a combination of the Fenghuang and the Loong, I think that could make a rather fitting counterpart to how BLAKE represents both the 'Beauty' AND the 'Beast'

#rwby #anon ask #Yang Xiao Long #holy shit I think you just cracked it! XD #pheonix dragon Yang

[elleleh]

Me, waiting for this moment...

To mean ANYTHING:

#rwby #taiyang #raven #Pheonix #Where is my dysfunctional OTP RT WHERE ARE THEY #Im hoping theyre going to swoop in and save RWBY & Co #Ive been waiting for their talk for two years please i NEED THEM

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

I think i accidentally wrote a fic for TaiQrow week. I have no idea how this happened.

Day 2: Denial @taiqrowweek

Denial

the action of declaring something to be untrue.

Denial when it involved love was something Tai was used to.

Denial when it came to Raven used to be his normal. Denying any allegations thrown her way back in Beacon, even knowing that most were true. Of convincing himself that her smiles and teasing jabs weren't responses to his massive and well known crush on her, before he had learned that she had been denying her feelings then too, out of her patented stubbornness and her guilt involving her reasons for being at Beacon. Of thinking it was just nerves, that Raven would do something to break off their engagement or leave him at the alter, because Raven had changed, she wasn't like that anymore. That when Raven got distant and jumpy the closer the date got that it was just cold feet, many people experience cold feet before their wedding. That Raven's panic and anxiety when she was pregnant was normal, it was their first child after all. That Raven being antsy was about not being able to travel or hunt, reminding himself that her and Qrow were used to the nomadic life. Denying, denying, denying that Raven was gone for good. That Raven had left not only him but their child. She was simply panicking about being a mom, or worried she wasn't good enough to be a mom, or worst case scenario that she had that post-baby depression he had heard about, not that she was gone. She would come back. She had to come back. Responding to Qrow's "I met with her Tai, and I know my sister, she's not coming back," with "maybe she's kidnapped and being held hostage? Or maybe she just went on a walk and she hit her head?" Because Raven is coming back.

Denial formed the begining of his and Summer's romantic relationship. He felt his feelings were fake or misplaced. Raven had left, he was simply missing her. Summer was his best friend and Yang his child, thats why he always felt mushy when she was holding her. Summer has always been warm and fun and helpful and caring. Summer didn't like him that way, and he wasn't over Raven. So he pushed those mixed feelings way down and directed his attention towards being the best dad Yang could ever want.

When Summer went missing, Tai's denial didn't last long. He had been left behind with a child before. His denial was solely aimed around her alleged death. And then when he accepted it, he gave up, he shut down. The depression from Raven's departure came back tenfold. It was only Qrow's denial about his condition that brought Tai back. That saved him.

Tai has had a lot of denial when it came to Qrow. Their friendship had a incredibly rocky start, making certain phrases said or actions done open to various interpretations. During Qrow's alcoholism everything that he heard happened or Qrow told him was dubious. After graduation Qrow was in and out of his life, with Tai trying not to get his hopes up about how long Qrow would stay. There, however, was no denying that Qrow loved his girls. Qrow would make sacrifice after sacrifice for those two, whether it was money or his pride. He might not have taken his role of brother-in-law that seriously, but he did with his role of uncle. That is one thing Tai can never deny. Qrow was not a good role model but he was a excellent uncle. Ruby idolized him, and Yang loved what Qrow would let her get away with. If Tai needed help regarding the girls, Qrow would either wrap up his mission or drop everything and be on the next airship to Patch. Qrow was reliable in a way Raven was never able to be. There had been times throughout the years Tai had felt certain things towards Qrow, he didn't deny that. Tai had heard all the jokes about how he had "slept with his whole team," both the positive and negative. He had never slept with Qrow, though they have shared beds and sleeping bags before. They had a makeout session once, when Tai and Raven were off-and-on, but that was a ruse to get Raven jealous. So Tai does deny the seduced-his-team jokes. That doesn't mean Tai doesn't wish he could seduce his whole team.

At first both Summer and Qrow were helping Tai co-parent Yang. Then after Tai and Summer got in a serious relationship and Yang's life stabilized, Qrow started working again and fell more into the position of Cool Uncle. Then Summer died. And Qrow was back in the position of co-parent. The position of single parent if Tai was honest with himself. After coming back to himself and becoming active in his and his children's lives, Tai was riddled with guilt. When ever he would go drop off or pick up his girls, or go to parent teacher conferences, Tai would find out most people either thought that Tai was dead and Qrow had adopted the girls or that Qrow was a divorced dad. Qrow's alcoholism didn't help this image. So Tai got used to denying again. "No I am Yang's father. Qrow is my brother-in-law." "No its just me tonight." "Of course I know what Ruby is allergic to I'm her father!"

When Tai realized he had fallen for Qrow, he didn't even bother trying to deny it to himself. Tai was tired of denial. Deciding to act on it however was a no-go. Tai had put his girls through so much in their short lives, especially Yang. The last thing he wanted to do was cement another person in the role of step-parent. It was bad enough him and Qrow were always fighting, and that Qrow could drink himself to death any night now, and that Qrow worked in a high mortality field. Having Qrow die or leave would already hurt Tai and the girls to much. Tai didn't need to add a legal marriage on top of that, if Qrow even felt the same. Maybe when the girls were older and out of the house Tai would consider telling Qrow. So Tai continues to deny the seduced-his-whole-team jokes, because he hasn't seduced his whole team. His whole team managed to seduce him.

#hinacu rwby #taiqrowweek2020 #taiqrow #taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #rwby #team strq #strq #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #taiyang x raven #pheonix #taiyang x summer #taiyang x qrow

[shadydirt]

Update on the Fusion!AU

Hummingbird Fusion: Nice color palate, looks appealing, organized stylization

Phoenix Fusion: CARGO SKIRT, SNEAKER HEELS, DOUBLE GLOVE

#hesgfuefgisuheg #HONESTLY PHOENIX IS LOOKING WACK GUYS IDK WHAT HAPPENED #TAI AND RAE JUST #THEY DONT MAKE AS CLEAN LOOKING FUSION AS SUMMER AND QROW #fusion!au #pheonix #hummingbird #rwby #rwby phoniex #rwby hummingbird #strq #rwby strq

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Taiyang: Raven? is that you?

Raven, wearing glasses: Fuck off. I lost my contact lenses somewhere.

Taiyang: I like it actually. You look Adorable.

Raven: Phhhbt! Oh, do I now? Nerds are into this shit right? Enjoy the show creep. I'll never wear them again! *removes glasses*

Taiyang: Put. Them. Back. On.

Raven: Make Me.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Qrow: The conflict was viciously bloody and lasted several days. Nine months later yang was born.

#rwby #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #Rwby pheonix #Pheonix #source: Vanripper #qrow branwen

[em-a-ghost]

Harry Potter RWBY au where Blake is Hermione, Weiss is Ron but with ✨ a hint of Draco ✨ and Yang is Dumbledore’s Pheonix.

Okay this would make a lot more sense with Yang as Ron and Weiss as Draco with a redemption arc but like...

#harry potter #rwby #au #blake belladonna #Ron weasly #hermione granger #dumbledore #pheonix #yang xiao long #Ruby rose #weiss schnee

[taiyang-too-long]

Taiyang,to Raven: Your eyes say “kiss me” but your sword pointed at my kidney says “maybe try again later”

#rwby #taiyang-too-long #strq #taiyang xiao long #team strq #raven branwen #rwby pheonix #phoenix

[icrwby]

Raven: Whenever I have a crush on someone I fill their car with heart confetti.

Qrow: wow

Taiyang: One time I found my car filled with heart confetti.

Summer: Yeah, so did I.

Raven: I have to go water my dog.

#rwby #icrwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #raven branwen #qrow branwen #summer rose #taiyang xiao long #team strq #golden rosebird #rosebird #pheonix #raven x taiyang x summer #raven x taiyang #raven x summer #source: unknown

[rwby-mulitshipper]

What are your wanna-be canon ships? Like, ships you want to be canon (even if they have no chance lol)

This is just exposing me for my love of Ply ships

Elderburn (Winter/Yang)

Newspaper (Ruby/Weiss/Blake)

STRQ White (Ply STRQ)

Prophetic Riches (Oscar/Whitley)

JNPR Berries (Ply JNPR)

CFVY Shop (Ply CFVY)

Double Spice Icecream (Roman/Neo/Cinder)

SSSNset (Ply SSSN)

Coppersky (Penny/Ciel)

Ironwitch (Ironwood/Goodwitch)

Rainbow Quartz (Ilia/Emerald)

Jekyll and Hyde (Watts/Tyrian)

#elderburn #elderburn rwby #wlw #newspaper #newspaper rwby #ot3 #whiterose #monochrome #monochrome rwby #ladybug #ladybug rwby #strq white #ply strq #ot4 #rosedragon #mlf #pheonix #pheonix rwby #flown north #rosebird #taiqrow #mlm #prophetic riches #ply jnpr #jnpr berries #nora’s arc #arkos #martial arcs #greece lightning #renora

[jadekitty777]

Hi, Bye Birdie

I was originally just going to make this into a tumblr shitpost and then I decided… why not make it into a full fanfic? So here you all go, another generous helping of my weird sense of humor.

Rating: K+

Word Count: 1500

Pairing: Raven/Tai (Can you believe it?)

Summary: Raven just couldn’t understand why her classmates were fumbling over themselves just to ask someone to a dance. Seems it was up to her to show everyone how it was really done.

Ao3 Link: Hi, Bye Birdie

Dust crystals clinked softly as Raven rearranged them in the rotary chamber of her sheath, mentally counting the spaces as she made room for the new ones. As she finished adding the two fire dust crystals, she held her hand out to the assistant beside her, demanding, “Lightning.”

Only to receive no response.

She looked over. Summer seemed to be in a bit of a daze, something across the courtyard completely captivating her. Raven followed her sight line, spotting a scene she had to of witnessed at least a dozen times by now since the announcement of the Vytal Festival Dance. It was the same story every time – the first person stumbles their way through some grand, sweeping speech about how honored they’d be if the other person would accompany them to the dance, before presenting them with a little wristband full of flowers. The other accepted, there was all this unnecessary excitement, and they became the talk of the day of ‘you won’t believe who’s going with who!’ until the next couple stole the spotlight.

Compared to the near hysteria everyone was in when James Ironwood of Atlas asked Valedictorian Glynda Goodwitch of all people, it was unlikely Edgar and Lacey would make too many waves in the gossip chain – they were teammates and Edgar had been making googly eyes at her since year one.

Still, Summer sighed as if it was the most wonderful thing and said, “Isn’t it romantic?”

Romantic? Raven rolled her eyes, plucking the crystals from the case herself. “It’s foolish is what it is.”

“How can you say that?!” Summer sounded almost more scandalized then the time Qrow had put a live mouse in her hood because he wanted to make sure the ‘flower princess’ had a woodland creature to talk to.

She pushed the dust into place with a bit more forcefulness than was necessary. “Everyone’s practically tripping over their feet just to ask each other to some stupid social event and treating it like they’re facing off a horde of Grimm when they do it. Give me a break.”

“It’s more than that.” Her friend refuted. “For some of these people, this is the first time they’re admitting their feelings for each other. It’s not just an ‘event’, it’s a date!”

She paused just long enough so Summer could fully absorb the ‘Who cares?’ expression on her face. “So?”

Yet, she wouldn’t be deterred. “You can’t honestly be telling me that if you asked out a guy you liked that you wouldn’t be at least a little nervous?”

“Of course not.” Raven replied, grabbing the earth crystals next.

“Well,” Summer lent forward. “What if he says no?”

“I wouldn’t give him a chance to.” She shot back.

Her friend stared. “What? You can’t just decide that!”

“Can’t I?” Raven said airily. “Love is a battlefield. And when I play, I play to win.”

“Alright. Prove it.” She challenged.

She met her gaze steadily. Summer seemed to study her, nothing about her even slightly implying she believed she could do it. Raven was going to enjoy showing her all this fanfare was just frivolous nonsense.

“Fine. Today, at lunch.” She closed the rotatory chamber with a snap of finality. “I’ll ask the last person who would ever say yes to me. And you’ll see just how dumb all this is.” She got to her feet, slinging the sheath to her waist, motions matching her words as she geared up for battle.

~

Taiyang sat down at one of the lunch tables, listening to Qrow jabber on beside him about his latest scheme on how to make sure the entire student body would be talking about him for weeks.

“Come on man, just picture it.” His teammate carried on, “It’s the end of the assembly. Oz is giving us one of those big speeches he always does and just when he’s about to dismiss us, my voice overtakes his, saying it can’t end until I ask the person of my dreams to the dance. I come up to the stage and turn towards the audience, pointing out towards everyone like I’m going to choose someone out there and go ‘And that person is-’ before I turn around and point at Oz himself!” He cackled maniacally. “Gods, everyone will go nuts!”

“Okay, first of all, how are you going to get a microphone?” Tai said, gesturing with the knife he had been using to cut through his bread roll, “Second of all: Do you want to be expelled?”

“Ah come on, Ozzie’s got a sense of humor. I think.”

He wasn’t so sure. Ozpin always seemed to have a bit of dual personality; amicable and joking one day, cold and indifferent the next. “I dunno man. Doesn’t seem like the spectacle’s worth the risk.”

“Pfft.” Qrow waved him off. “You’re just jealous that I’m going to snag a cute date for the dance while you can’t find the balls to ask your mystery girl.”

The idea of a teacher and student going to the dance together – no matter how little their actual age gap – sent a weird, disgusted shiver down his back. “Gross. And I am going to ask her.”

“Yeah?” He arched a brow. “When?”

“I-Well!” He spluttered out, desperately trying to find a convincing argument in the pool of nothing, “When the time is right!”

“And when the stars align and the flowers bloom and the moon puts itself back together?”

He punched his arm. “Shut up man. You’re the worst. This is why I won’t tell you who it is. You’d be a terrible wingman.”

He also wasn’t entirely sure Qrow could keep it secret from-

“TAIYANG XIAO LONG!”

The shrill made him jump and he turned towards the source, seeing Raven storming down the aisle and straight towards him, Summer right at her heels. Anyone who dared be in her path was quick to jump out of it, frightened, just like he suddenly was, of the fiery expression on her face. Everyone else was twisting around in their seats, eager for the coming bloodbath.

“Oh shit, what’d you do?” Qrow whispered.

Instantly defensive, he hissed back “Nothing!” despite the fact he was rifling through his memories at lightspeed to try and pinpoint what suddenly had her so furious with him. He hadn’t quite found it when she approached the table and nervousness made him start to prattle, “Raven I don’t know wh-”

Before he could finish, she was stepping up onto the bench and then the table, heels drowning out the noise around them as they clacked down as loud as thunder. She placed her hands on her hips, her stare so intense it almost froze him – if not for the fact looking up at her reminded him that she was in a skirt.

Oh gods. He averted his eyes, face burning hot but mostly feeling confused. What was going on? Was she going to kick his lunch in his face or something?

“Taiyang.” Raven repeated, voice lower but still booming over the now silent cafeteria as if she wanted to make certain everyone would hear what she had to say.

Nothing could have prepared him for it.

“You’re taking me to the dance. Am I understood?”

He stared at the corner of the table, not sure he heard that right. “W-What!?” He dared peek her way, blocking her lower half with his hand with the same defiance one would try to prevent being blinded by the sun.

“You heard me.” She said. “You’re taking me, got it?”

“I, but I,” I didn’t want to take you. He thought but couldn’t manage to say.

Yet, as he glanced towards the girl his heart had chosen and saw no heartbreak on Summer’s face as she tried to contain her laughter, he realized maybe that ship never left the port to begin with.

“Well?”

Heavily, he looked back up at Raven’s expectant face, and said the only thing he could: “Yes ma’am.”

She nodded, a satisfied smile quirking her lips as she turned and stepped down from the table. “Good. Wear something nice.” She paused to look back at him, tossing some of her hair over her shoulder. “And get me one of those flower things.”

And then she was walking away, acting as if nothing had happened at all. Summer trailed after her, giggling madly, “Oh my god Rae!”

“Told you it was easy.” Was the last thing he heard her say before the roar of the cafeteria picked back up with a new fervor. The gossip was going to be on overdrive this week.

Tai sat there, baffled beyond belief as he asked to the air, “What… just happened?”

Qrow placed a hand on his shoulder. “Your funeral.” He announced solemnly. “It was nice knowing you buddy.”

Unable to refute the claim, he only groaned, dropping his head into his hands.

He was taking Raven Branwen to the dance.

His life was over.

#raven branwen #Summer Rose #taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #team STRQ #Pheonix #fanfiction #rwby #Chase Firekitten's Tale