James: If you were a flower, I’d pick you.
Regulus: Wouldn’t that kill me?
James: I would water you constantly!
Regulus: Thus drowning me.
James: Well then I’d put you out in the sunniest spot!
Regulus: So I could wither up and die?
James: I’m trying my best okay?!?!!
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James: I just want to impress you with something!
Regulus: Why? Im already in love with you
James: What did you just say?
Regulus: *realises what he said* Nothing.
James: *grinning* Really? Because it sounds like you just said you loved me
Regulus: *proceeds to hex james*
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regulus core
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Regulus, after James tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!
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*James talking to the slytherin skittles*
James: i try to flirt but he is only mean to me
Pandora:yeah, its the way he flirt
Dorcas: give us an example
James: well yesterday he say he want to choke me with my own eyes...
Evan: ...
Barty: HE LOVE YOU THAT MUCH???
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James: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
James: and I started thinking
James: like it was just trying to get food
James: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
James: how would I feel?
Regulus:
Regulus: are you okay?
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Remus used to call Regulus “Baby Black” at first but eventually the nickname turned into just “Baby”
Regulus usually wouldn’t like it but it drives James and Sirius mad
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spiderman james au but no, and i mean no one, even suspects james to be spiderman because none of his friends he's cool enough to be spiderman.
no one even questions the fact anytime spiderman is around james isn't. no one questions his shitty excuses either.
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quite literally the embodiment of reckless driving by lizzy mcalpine
art. sophithil on twitter
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James: I think you’re a 10/10!
Regulus: That makes me a 1. Do you not know how division works?
James: That makes you the one.
Regulus: *flustered silence*
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*regulus holding a wand to james' throat*
James: *flustered* are you flirting with me?
Regulus: No, Potter, you idiot I'm threatening you
James: *looks at sirius* Did you hear that pads? Your brother wants to marry me
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the difference between remus and regulus:
james: would you still love me if i was a worm?
regulus: no
and
sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?
remus: you are a worm tho
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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!🥰❤️
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What in the Black family madness…?
• SOS: Walburga’s doing dark magic on a03 again
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i'll always love that the fandom, specifically the jegulus shippers, have collectively agreed that james has a kink for reggie being mean to him
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