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cyncerity · 1 month
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Karlnapity doodles??? 🥺 The bbs <3
YES YES YES MY BOYS MY BOYSSSS
TY SQUISHY I WILL TAKE ANY AND EVERY EXCUSE TO BE ABLE TO DRAW THESE THREE THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
ok so i kinda went crazy here cause it’s almost 2 am and i said “hey there’s an idea i’ve had for going on 3 years that i keep saying i’ll animate and never do.” so i finally did.
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this is for a very very old au, it’s actually the first au on this blog and has 1 story; which is karlnapity. I won’t go into all the lore and stuff but i’ll link that story here for those of you who weren’t here in 2021, it’s how they ended up together in this au <3. Basis is Sapnap is a human, Quackity is an avian, and Karl is an Ermine hybrid borrower.
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bumbookitten · 1 year
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Y/n: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Dream : >:O language
George: Yeah watch your fucking language
Sapnap: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GEORGE THE FUCK WORD?
Karl : 'The fuck word'.
Quackity : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
George: Oh my god they censored it
Karl : Say fuck, Quackity .
Sapnap: Do it, Quackity . Say fuck.
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sing-me-under · 1 year
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Alrighty, so my Apple Pencil stopped working and while I wait for my warranty to decide if I can either fix or replace it, it’s back to using my XPPen drawing tablet. However, even though I use CPS on both my iPad and my computer, it’s been like a year since I used my computer and all the pen settings are completely different to align with a change in art style and difference in stylus functionality.
So basically I’m probably not gonna be rolling out any colored works anytime soon, so here’s a WIP! I started the original skeleton on my iPad then did the refined sketch on my computer. It was so weird. Even though I was using the same brush and settings, it was just weird.
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Edit: yes, I don’t want you reblogging this because I swear to god the last time I posted the sketch WIP, it got more notes than the final post. I still get notes from that sketch WIP even though the final version of that comic has been up and available.
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happy pride month
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sappymix1 · 1 year
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maybe we should. not comment on things we don’t know
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♥️MCYT as Types of Munches♥️
Idk if some of these things need to have a warning, but better safe than sorry
Warnings: face sitting, power play kinda maybe, cum eating whoops, overstimulation, crying if you squint, body worship a lil, mention of alcohol/addiction?, sexual torture kinda?, mention of restraints, restraint if you squint
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The MCYTs as different types of munches.
Dream-Torturous
Dream is an ass. He loves eating you out, he really does and he makes sure to tell you that, however its like a weapon. And don’t get me wrong there’s some days where he’s very sweet and doesn’t over do it, really just wanting to savor your taste, but most days it almost feels like a threat when he offers to eat you out (in a good way). He’s feral, once he starts it’s like he can’t stop until you physically can’t take it anymore, crying, squirting, shaking and aching. No matter how tight you squeeze his head with your thighs, he can’t help keep going, only stopping if you tap out. Literally. Like in wrestling when you’re put into a choke hold and you have to tap the ground or the persons arm, that’s exactly what you have to do with him. He refuses to have you restrained in any way when he eats you out for that very reason. But god, the orgasms and highs he pulls out of you are worth every ache and pain you wake up with the next morning.
Sapnap-Encouragement
Everyone has this idea that Sapnap is in love with face sitting, and I’m sure he is, but there’s something he loves more, which contributes to why he loves face sitting: Encouragement. He loves eating you out making you cum over and over again until you can’t handle it, just so he can tell you that “you’ve got this, just one more baby”. That’s half of why he loves face sitting, his encouragements have a bigger effect. He tells you to grind down on his tongue, and that you have all the power to make yourself cum. Because of your need, obviously you do; however once you try to pull away is when he wraps his arms around your thighs, pinning you to his mouth as he pulls a second, third and fourth orgasm out of you from his tongue.
Georgenotfound-Adoration
George doesn’t have the highest sex drive, so eating you out isn’t regular, but it is a must when you do have sex. He spends more time with his mouth between your legs than his hips, especially after making you cum. He has a thing for that- eating you out right after making you cum so he can taste all you have to offer. As much as that sounds like it’s a power thing, where he wants to overstimulate you, it’s not. It’s an adoration thing. Although he is rough at times and more dominant, his genuine emotional attraction to you over rides anything else. Wanting to taste everything you have to offer is part of him memorizing your body, worshiping it and adoring every drop of you. He wants to remember that taste forever, he wants to remember the way your legs quiver and the way your eyes gloss, he wants to know you better than anyone else, and that includes the way you taste.
Punz-Compersion
Eating you out is the equivalent to a quickie with Punz, except it’s never quick when he has time. If on the off chance either of you are needy and you don’t have the time for him to fully ruin you, he would be perfectly content with just eating you out and waiting until later to get any pleasure for himself. Eating you out brings him genuine pleasure, mostly from the sounds you make. However, if he has the time to indulge himself, you can bet your ass that he’s spending no less than an hour with his head between your legs. He’s an ass about it, teasing you and calling you filthy names all the while laughing when you whine, but you can see through it easily, seeing the ways his eyelids flutter close when he sucks on your clit and feeling the slight sigh of relief against your cunt when he finally gets to taste you after a long day. Yeah, he’ll act all tough and cocky, but you know he gets off on it just as much as you do.
Karl Jacobs-Service
I think you all have a general idea of what I’m going to say about him. Everyone has this idea that Karl is incredibly submissive, however I prefer to think the opposite, but the reasoning for that is for another time. Keeping that in mind, i imagine karl being more of a service dom, wanting to pleasure you being his main priority, his pleasure being secondary. He likes eating you out for fun, without any expectation of having sex or the favor being returned. Half the times he’s not even horny when he asks to, he just has an urge to make you feel good, and him getting turned on by your little whines is just a by-product. Absolutely walks up behind you while your cooking, kneels behind you to eat you out, makes you cum on his tongue, cleans you up, and smacks your ass on his way out of the room to handle his hard-on on his own.
Awesamdude- Sweet
Sam is a big guy, I feel like that’s a pretty well known fact. Muscular, tall, and over all just big. Despite his physically strong and hard appearance, his approach on eating you out is much softer than you’d expect- at first, anyways. He’d be extra gentle, kissing all over your thighs and going extra slow until your begging for him to go faster or do more. Of course since you asked so nicely he would, but only enough to make you stop begging. This man loves your thighs tucked tightly around his head, but he loves your sweet sounds more, wanting to draw out as many as possible, so his hands would be tucked under your knees with them pushed up to your chest so he could have full range and control. He’s absolutely in love with making you feel good, and seeing your face and chest flushed red with embarrassment as you cum would only motivate him to keep going. The sweetest guy really, just wanting you to feel good and be the reason you do.
Foolish- Pussy-Drunk
Foolish has learned that eating you out is the equivalent of having alcohol hooked to his arm via IV. The combination of seeing you completely loose yourself because of his tongue alone, and the distinct taste of your arousal that he is so fond of makes it addicting. No matter how you taste, knowing that it is you, that he’s tasting your arousal, knowing he’s tasting you is enough to make him love it. It lights a fire in him he can’t quite explain, maybe it’s a power rush for being able to do so much to you by doing so little, or it’s an urge to service you and give you exactly what you want, because who could say no to someone who looks so precious with their legs shaking around his head? He’d absolutely end up moaning on your cunt, one hand jerking himself off while the other held your hip gently. You’re addictive, that’s just all there is to it.
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patchesjam · 10 months
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DTBLR CC Survey Results
Hello as I’m sure many of you (399 people to be exact) know I asked for opinions on a mix of MCYT’S, Hispanic cc’s, and greater twitch streamers. Here are the results of that survey, a few insights into the data, and links to the full data and analysis if any of you are interested in looking a bit more in depth! Thank you so much to everyone who took some time to answer!
Sorry this is a Bit Long so if you would just prefer to look over the raw data help yourself here     ^_^ 
Overall Analysis
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These two graphs above show the top 20 most strongly liked and strongly hated cc’s in dtblr percentage wise. 
A few interesting things to note; surprisingly dream team isnt the top 3 most liked, instead one of the spots go to Technoblade! Don’t worry though, Sapnap is still extremely liked among us all only very slightly eeking behind Tubbo and BBH. Some nice appearences too from non-mcyt cc’s include Spreen, Larray and Rainbolt! 
Looking at the most disliked and well done dtblr ^_^ except for the one person who voted ‘very positive’ for Kaceytron. It’s a very sensible bottom three. Quackity comes next, with stronger feelings from people who do not consume any of his spanish content. Obviously I assume this is a massive change from the general consensus 4 months ago, so apologies to any previous Q enjoyers. A few surprising entries from the rest of Lovejoy, which few people held strong feelings of (12.9% VN and mostly Nuetral/Negative) probably effected by a few anti-drolo moves from a few members recently, and Karl Jacobs who will be talked about later. 
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Sorry, this graph is a little hard to read. However, it is interesting. This is a total of Very Positive AND Positive (%). So, it benefits cc’s which people have a bit more distance from and are maybe not as interested in as the top 2 cc’s here are actually BBH (98.5%) and Tubbo (97.7%), with Dream and Techno shortly behind with an equal 97.5% positive opinion.
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This is the opposite chart - the total of negative opinions (%) of every cc. Keemstar wins this one with only 10 out of 399 people choosing nuetral, and everyone else (97.3%) having a negative opinion. Minx (81%), Jack Manifold (79.8%), Ranboo (68.7%) and Mr Beast (58.5%) also feature in this top 10 most disliked.
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This is an interesting one. And you all better appreciate this because I had three breakdowns and spent 5 hours trying to work the maths out. So I get to nerd out for a second. This graph measures how divided in opinion dtblr is over a cc. It’s a measure of spread, so every answer was asigned a value (VP-1, P-1.5, Neu-2, N-2.5, VN-3) and then a standard distribution was found. The results are shown on a scale of 0 to 2, with 0 representing a theoratical 100% of answers being nuetral, and 2 representing 50% VP and 50% VN <- the most divided you could theoretically get. And it gets interesting results. 
The most divided cc amongst dtblr is...... Karl Jacobs with a score of 0.672. Unsurprising since he had... A Very Split Opinion. Over half feel positively about him, about 20% neutral and 30% negative in some capacity. So, whatever your opinion on him.... I guess you can find at least some blogs to follow?
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Other (nearly) as devicive cc’s include Philza, Quackity, Ranboo, Slimecicle and Mr Beast.
Some of the least devicive cc’s are not at all surprising. Now, remember this is based off how much we all agree, not how positive or negative, which is why there is the mix of; Kaceytron, Keemstar, Technoblade, Dream, Badboyhalo, GNF and Awesamdude.
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Just for fun, here is the spread of opinions of the two least polarising cc’s. Except for one person putting Very Positive for Kaceytron (which is a mistake i Hope yet i will count it because its funny) they are overwhelmingly negative! Dtblr hopes they both burn in hell! 
Non-MCYT Creators
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Next we’ll take a look at the Hispanic ccs! Spreen and Shadoune were firm favourites out of the lot, with 53.4% and 32% very positive respectively, and 94% and 86% positive overall. Roir, Rubuis and Karchez were also well liked among us. 
The most disliked was Quackity (spanish viewers), Auronplay and Komanche, with people most negative about the two formor ccs. Overall though, dtblr is in a lot of agreement with each other about the opinions of Hispanic ccs! 
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The Greater Twitch Streamers next. Most popular here are Larray (87.6% positive), Rainbolt (86.5), Austinshow (80.8%) Corpse (77.7%), and the Botez Sisters (75.1)! Good, or I think we’d all be doxxed and then thouroughly beaten in chess. Larray, Rainbolt, the Botez Sisters, BrookeAB and Kyedae are all very liked (from those that know them) with each less than 3 negative opinions. 
Most diliked are pretty obvious, and have been talked about before as the avg streamer here is much more negatively thought of than the worst of the mcyt streamers. However, aside from the fully expected there is also ImAlexx (57.6% dislike), KSI (28.9%), James Mariott (42.4%) and CG5 (48.3%). 
A lot of cc’s here were selected out of my personal interest of a few bigger streamers, a few controversial, and a few Valorant streamers - so many were much less well known than many of the mcyt, which explains the greater percentages of nuetral answers. 
Dream Team
I want to take a bit of a deeper dive into the Dream Team’s individual breakdowns now :)
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All three are overwhelmingly positive ^_^ as it should be in DTBLR.... however 4 people did put negative for Dream, 4 negative and 1 very negative for GeorgeNotFound, and 9 negative and 3 very negative for Sapnap. Please be assured: For all three they were still among the very very top of liked all 140 ccs quizzed and are still extremely liked among dtblr - additionally they were all amongst the very top of Very Positive, not just casually enjoyed. 
Additionally, there was at least two people who put a variation of negative for all three, and several who had negative opinions on 2/3 so this poll almost certainly had a few people outside of dtblr take it - so although I didn’t remove any of these results, I probably could have done on this basis. 
One more thing I’ve looked at for the Dream Team is what are people who have Negative/Very Negative Opinions on any or multiple of the three are more or less likely to think of other ccs. In other words, if there’s any correlation!
The results are.... interesting! People who voted N/VN of any of the Dream Team were 42% less likely to vote positive for Austinshow, Tommyinnit and Skeppy, 38% for Puffy and Hasan,  30% for Awesamdude, Punz and Hannah, 27% for Benez, Rainbolt, Shadoune, Sylveey and Callahan and 20% for Karl, Redvelvetcake and Ludwig.
Conversly they are 40% less likely to vote negative for Martyn InTheLittleWood, 35% for MichaelMcchil, 25% for Quackity and Ranboo, 15% for Aimsey, Billzo, BoomerNA, 12% for Philza, 10% for CG5 and ConnorEatsPants, Jack Manifold, James Mariott, Smajor and Sneegsnag, 
They, however, were 34% more likely to vote positive for Eret, Pearlescentmoon and Iskall85, 27% for FalseSymmetry, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV, Smajor and GeminiTay, 22% for Grian, 20% for Badlinu, Philza, Rendog, Cubfan, and InTheLittleWood, 16% for ConnorEatsPants, Lovejoy and Fundy, 12% for Bdubs and James Mariott.
And finally, they were 25% more likely to vote negative for KSI, 18% for Tinakitten, Tommyinnit and the TheYard, and 16% for Spreen, Sykkuno, HasanAbi and Corpse.
XQC
The only topic left to talk about is the owner of the special poll.... XQC!
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Congrats to the 221 who picked neutral (in a bug way) we would all like to study him. But perhaps from a distance. 
In the future I will use this category to evaluate some more members, as that was requested.
Conclusions
I love you dtblr! This was really fun to do and thank you all for patcipating, I might try do this agian with some other cc’s or just measure the change in the future! If you do want a breakdown on some specific cc’s send me an ask, or check out the data providided and give it a go yourself!
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prrism · 1 year
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Brainrot: Y/N is XD's demigod child, sometimes XD just casually walks around the SMP and Y/N once simply said "hey dad" while XD just laughs before saying "Hi kiddo" and everyone in SMP is WTF? ! (XD is laughing his ass off at the mortals reaction while Y/N tries not to laugh).
I’m 100% here for the casual chaos, sorry this took so long to write 😅 I wanted to try writing in a headcanon format since it’s not something I normally do, so I’m sorry in advance if it’s bad
Casual Greeting
Summary: When you see your father, Dream XD, paying a visit to his server you decide to go say hi, thing is very few knew you were his kid… until now anyways…
Characters: Dream XD, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Karl, Wilbur, Foolish, Awesamdude, Quackity
Relationships: platonic
Pronouns: unspecified/kept neutral
Of course you never told your friends about your godly nature and powers, wanting to blend in as much as possible, but sometimes you’d secretly use your abilities for some extra fun
XD had decided to visit his server and see how well the mortals in it were thriving *cough*visit George*cough*
Cue you walking down prime path with the Bench Trio, casually passing the god
“Sup dad!”
He could hear the smirk in your voice, one of his own forming when the trio freeze in place, staring between you and XD
“Mornin’ kiddo.”
It didn’t take long after that for word to spread that you were XD’s kid
Tommy and Tubbo were flipping out bombarding you with questions while Ranboo scrambled to write everything he could into his memory book
You’re getting spammed messages from Sapnap, Quackity and Sam and you can hear the shock for you not having told them this news sooner
Bad, Wilbur and Karl are the ones who’ll go out of their way to find where you are and then proceed to ask you countless questions
Those like Foolish, Dream and George already knew about your status as a demigod by one means or another
With just about everyone freaking out over this “big” reveal you’re not even trying to hide your laughter at the ridiculousness
And XD is right there beside you having the time of his life watching everyone scramble to wrap their heads around the news
Once the initial shock has passed you’re a bit more open to using your godly powers around the SMP
The pranks, boy oh boy, the pranks you’re now able to get away with
People can say you’re the one who lifted their house 10ft off the ground but who’s to say for sure
On top of that you get more visits from Dream XD
He says it’s to make sure you don’t end up using your abilities to blow something up you’re not supposed to, but you know he secretly likes being able to visit you more often
Like I said, I’m still getting used to writing in a headcanon format but how was that for a first try? Anyways, I hope everyone has an awesome day
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nikaizkool · 10 months
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bro ur insecure bf hcs were really cool 😭‼️ but i’m kinda wanna know what u were gonna write for lying gf hcs 🫣🫣 soo like mayhe if u wanna write them 😪😪 if u wanna no pressure 👍🏻👍🏻
👍👍👍 I don’t rlly have a life so 🤭🤭🤭
Dtk + tnt duo x lying gf
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•Dream
Skeptical when you lie about something serious “are you lying my dear?” When you deny he acts dumb about everything (it’s hella annoying) until you confess about the lying
•George
Oblivious his dumbass doesn’t care just as long as your alright but sometimes if he is bothered by a lie coz he knows it’s a lie he’ll take hide your stuff and give you the silent treatment
•Sapnap
Very unbothered by lies, he’ll lie right back to your face.
•Karl
Confront you with the sweetest smile basically guilt tripping you into telling the truth
•Wilbur
He’ll like George he’ll give you the silent treatment and pay more attention to his phone than you.
•Quackity
Dramatic. “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME” that kinda stuff. He’d still love you tho, unless you lied about where your going and who was going
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bleue-flora · 1 month
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So um, in light of my last post I was inspired to look into other dsmp people's ages because I feel like we don’t really think about it too often and oh does it make things interesting…
Just for reference and consideration, here are some United States Legal Age Minimums:
Drive: 16-18
Adult: 18-21
Vote: 18
Drink Alcohol: 21
Political Office: 25 (Representative) 30 (Senator) 35 (President)
Military: 17-18
Also Note: On average the brain is scientifically not fully developed until age 25 - and oh wouldn't you know it 90% of the server fall under that, meaning no wonder we have a bunch of wars their prefrontal cortex isn't fully developed and wouldn't you know it that part of the brain is responsible for regulating attention, behavior, and emotion as well as the processing that Actions Have Consequences... huh whelp that makes sense.
Anyways… age data is below (I didn't do everyone nor every event - nobody got time for that ;D... I didn't have time for this to begin with lol...) But I specifically want to highlight that not only was Dream 21 from Jan-Aug of his Imprisonment, but Sam was also 21 till Jun, and Quackity was literally 20 while he was daily torturing Dream... 20?! They were roughly a year apart, all of them so close. Like can you imagine, treating your peer like that? Sam is like a couple months older than Dream and that's it. Quackity can't even drink legally in the United States. That's insane...
(* to signify canonical Immortality)
Ok, so the full list of members and ages is at the bottom, but first, here are so key events I picked just to highlight their ages at the time.
Server Creation - April 24, 2020
GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Dream - 20 Sapnap - 19
L'Manberg War - August 2, 2020
BadBoyHalo - 25 WilburSoot - 23 GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Eret - 21 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 20 Fundy - 20 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 17 Purpled - 16 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16
Pogtopia vs Manberg War - November 16th, 2020
Philza - 32* BadBoyHalo - 25 HBomb - 26 WilburSoot - 24 GeorgeNotFound - 24 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Karl Jacobs -22 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Connor - 21 Schlatt - 21 Fundy - 21 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Purpled - 17 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16
Exile - December 4, 2020
Ghostbur - 24 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16
Doomsday - January 6, 2021
Philza - 32* HBomb - 27 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Fundy - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16
Disc Confrontation - January 20, 2021
HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 23 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 22 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16
Quackity’s First Prison Visit - March 16, 2021
Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Quackity - 20
Techno's Visit- June 6, 2021
Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21
Jailbreak - November 28, 2021
Philza - 33* HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 26 George - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 24 Karl Jacobs - 23 Antfrost - 23 CaptainPuffy - 23 Foolish Gamers - 22 Eret - 22 Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 22 Dream - 22 Connor - 22 Fundy - 22 Skeppy - 21 Hannahxxrose - 21 Ponk - 21 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 20 Niki Nihachu - 20 Jack Manifold - 19 Purpled - 18 Ranboo - 18 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 17
Comprehensive List From Oldest to Youngest: Name - Date of Birth (Current Age) - [Join Date] Age when Joined
Philza- March 1, 1988 (36) – [Nov 16, 2020]  32 *Immortal*
HBomb- Jan 4, 1994 (30) – [Sept 22, 2020]  26
BadBoyHalo- April 2, 1995 (28) – [May 19, 2020]  25
Wilbur- Sept 14, 1996 (27) – [July 12, 2020] 23
GeorgeNotFound- Nov 1, 1996 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23
Callahan- Jan 19, 1997 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23 
Punz- Jan 31, 1997 (27) – [July 7, 2020]  23  
Karl Jacobs- July 19, 1998 (25) – [Aug 26, 2020]  22 
Antfrost- Aug 27, 1998 (25) – [Sep 5, 2020]  22 
Captain Puffy- Sept 18, 1998 (25) – [Nov 16, 2020]  22
Foolish Gamers- Dec 18, 1998 (25) – [Jan 16, 2021]  22 *Immortal*
Eret- Jan 9, 1999 (25) – [July 19, 2020]  21
Technoblade- June 1, 1999 (23) – [Sept 22, 2020]  21 *Immortal*
Awesamdude - June 8, 1999 (24) – [April 28, 2020]  20 
Dream - Aug 12, 1999 (24) – [April 24, 2020]  20
Connor- Aug 26, 1999 (24) – [Nov 16, 2020]  21
Schlatt- Sept 10, 1999 (24) – [Sept 20, 2020]  21 
Fundy- Oct 10, 1999 (24) – [July 7, 2020]  20 
Skeppy- Jan 17, 2000 (24) – [July 18, 2020]  20 
Ponk- April 18, 2000 (23) – [May 7, 2020]  20 
Quackity- Dec 28, 2000 (23) – [Aug 11, 2020]  19 
Sapnap- March 1, 2001 (23) – [April 24, 2020]  19 
Niki Nihachu- Nov 3, 2001 (22) – [Aug 6, 2020]  18 
Jack Manifold- Aug 14, 2002 (21) – [Aug 3, 2020]  17 
Purpled- Oct 24, 2003 (20) – [July 9, 2020]  16
Ranboo- Nov 2, 2003 (20) – [Nov 17, 2020]  17 
Tubbo- Dec 23, 2003 (20) – [July 7, 2020]  16 
Tommy- April 9, 2004 (19) – [July 4, 2020]  16 
They are all babies confirmed... things make so much more sense... brain development guys it's important ;)
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Quackity: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Y/n: Sex.
Dream: Seriously, answer faster.
Y/n: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Dream: It’s like a giant hug.
Quackity: Karl, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Karl: Food.
Quackity: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Karl: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
George: What about you Sapnap? What would you give up sex or food?
Sapnap: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
George: No, you gotta pick one.
Sapnap: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Sweet nothings
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Dream: “You're such a beautiful person and you deserve someone so kind and caring and I would give you the world if I could, you're so smart funny, sweet and you're so incredible to talk to too, I love everything about you. You're absolutely gorgeous and you make me so happy everytime I see you or even think about you. I love you so much.”
Sapnap: “I would never ever leave you, I would stay with you forever and ever. You're my soulmate. I would never ever stop loving you. You complete me, you're my entire worlds and I could never ever live without you.”
George: “You have such a kind heart and soul and are so unique. Keep being yourself, because you are awesome. Stay safe and take care of yourself, and always remember that you are loved and appreciated. You are special and wonderful and worth it.”
Wilbur: “you are amazing, funny, smart and just overall a really fun person to talk to. keep smiling and know that there are many people out there who love, care, and value you. you are loved and important.”
Fundy: “I would never ever leave you, I would stay with you forever and ever. You're my soulmate. I would never ever stop loving you. You complete me, you're my entire worlds and I could never ever live without you.”
Karl: “You are the most special person I know, you make everyone happy, if it wasn’t for you the world would be so boring without you in it. You’re smart, funny, kind, lovely, amazing and I just can’t believe how lucky I am to have met you, you’re incredible, you are the most perfect person in the universe.”
Eret: “You're the star of my day, you are the best person I have met. You're so kind and I wish you could see what I see in you, I think you're incredible and I wish that you are aware of that, I will always be here for you and I will always be proud of you.”
Foolish: “You're a legend, you are so kind and sweet - everyone loves you, no matter what you do I'm so proud of you, you're absolutely stunning and nobody could get better, you have the greatest heart, you are so thoughtful & smart. You are the best person, the most amazing person.”
Niki: “you make me so happy and idk what to say... But I love you so much, and I cannot thank you enough, for being your best self, for being your friend, for simply being you, because you are simply perfect, and you make the world a better, brighter place, and you're simply one of a kind, and you are simply amazing! So keep being you, because the world needs you, so keep being you, because you are amazing.”
Ranboo: “You are a pretty awesome person, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I'll always be here for you, so whenever you need help, or need someone to talk to... I'm right here. You don't need to suffer alone, when you have me as a friend... It's ok to rely on people sometimes... even on me. I'll give you a hug if you need it too. You are never alone in your life struggles.”
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mrspandas · 1 year
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hii ! all i want is a dom!karl x afab!reader, maybe a punishment or a degrading kink? no rush :))) (btw can i pls be known as 💜🐸 anon pls <333)
yes ofc you can be!
mine
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dom!karl x sub!fem!reader
pronouns: she/her
summary: karl gets possessive when sapnap flirts with reader so karl fucks her loud enough for sapnap to hear
warnings: possessive!karl, sir/daddy kink, degradation, praise, exhibition kinda, risk of getting caught, unprotected sex, vaginal fingering and oral if you squint, hickeys, scratch marks, bite marks, overstimulation, creampie, breeding kink
!not proofread!
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karl had always been rather possessive when it came to you. I mean how could he not, you were way out of his league. even after years of dating he still didn’t understand how the hot girl everyone wanted had settled for him, the nerd. so whenever the chance presented itself he’d make sure to let you, and literally everyone else, know who you belonged to.
his jealousy only got worse when sapnap came to visit. and with good reason too, the way you were parading yourself around in your tiny little outfits that mostly consisted of mini skirts, the tightest crop tops you owned, fishnets and no bra. like ever. it did not take long for karl to get sick of your outfits and the effect they had on sapnap, glaring at him every time he was a little too flirty with you. oh he was gonna make sure sapnap knew who you belonged to.
it started off with little things like karl’s hand on your thigh when he was sitting next to you or his arms wrapped around your waist from behind whenever you were talking to sapnap. but sapnap just didn’t seem to get it, still stealing glances at the imprint of your nipples through your shirt as often as he could.
"oh no i’m just grabbing a monster and then i’ll get back to my editing" sapnap explains, placing his hand on your lower back to slip past you to the fridge, a little too low on your back for karl’s liking. karl was watching from the hallway, his blood boiling when you didn’t move away from sapnaps hand. "alright see you y/n" sapnap walks out of the kitchen, monster in hand. as soon as he was gone karl made his way over.
"i’m so sick of him. he needs to understand he can’t have what doesn’t belong to him" he says, glaring at no one in particular. "oh yeah so what are you gonna do about it?" you tease, smirking at karl’s anger. "no you mean what are we gonna do about it" karl smirks back, pulling you in for a kiss by your waist.
it doesn’t take long until karl is gripping your thighs and lifting you onto the kitchen island. "woah what do you think you’re doing" you pull away. "kissing my girlfriend, what can I not do that anymore?" karl pretends to be offended. you think for a moment, knowing exactly where this is going but deciding that you are okay with it. "fine you can kiss me" you give in, wrapping your arms around his neck. karl smiles, pulling you back in. this time he lets his hands wander under your skirt, his fingers slipping over the fishnet tights and squeezing your thighs. "I need you baby" he mumbles in between kisses. "we can’t. sapnap would hear us" you push your forehead against karl’s, trying to catch your breath. "that’s the point" karl smirks.
before you can protest he pulls your thighs flush against him, making you lean back on your elbows. he spreads your legs and lifts your skirt up, starting at the lack of panties between your legs. "no panties huh? I bet you were hoping this would happen you little slut" he grins, ripping the fishnets just enough to get access to your glistening cunt. you gasp, feeling his fingers sliding into you. "so wet already. you’re loving this don’t you, knowing that we could get caught any minute" karl mocks as if he isn’t getting off on it as much as you are. "please" is all you can get out before a desperate whine manages to escape your lips.
"good girl" karl pulls his fingers back out, bringing them up to his lips before sucking your slick off of them. "delicious as always" he groans, wasting no time to lean down and lick a stripe through your folds. you can’t hold back the moan that you let out, loud and desperate. your hand flies into his hair, attempting to push his face further into your pussy but karl just laughs. "what are you some kind of whore who doesn’t know how to control herself?" he pulls your hand out of his hair, pinning it to the counter.
you whine in frustration, looking up at karl with pleading eyes. "please karl I need you so bad" you whimper "fine but only because I don’t know how much time we have until sapnap is done editing" karl gives in, starting to undo his jeans and pulling them down just enough to get his dick out. he pulls you to the edge of the counter, lining himself up with your dripping cunt. "don’t you dare hold back I want sapnap to hear what a pathetic whore you are" he smirks, slamming himself into you before you can answer. you basically scream, gripping the edge of the counter in an attempt to ground yourself. karl’s pace is rapid, his cock hitting all the right spots making you see stars.
you’re embarrassed by the noises coming out of your mouth, not being able to control yourself. "now who’s whore are you honey? I bet sapnap couldn’t make you feel like this, could he?" karl laughs, watching your eyes roll back as he hits your g spot. "no no only you. m your whore daddy" you moan out, your legs shaking violently. "good girl" karl smiles, moving his thumb to your clit to reward you. "please daddy" you throw your head back, wrapping your arms around karl’s neck. "what is it baby gonna cum already?" he mocks, speeding his finger up on your clit. "yes please gonna cum sir can I" you beg, pulling him down to bury your head in the crook of his neck "go ahead whore but i’m not gonna stop" karl groans as you clench around him. your moans only get louder as you cum so you sink your teeth into karls neck and dig your nails into his back. "that’s right cum for daddy you little slut" karl smirks, feeling your body tremble in pleasure.
coming down from your high you can feel tears well up in your eyes from the overstimulation. "daddy please slow down I can’t" you whimper weakly as you pull your teeth out of karl’s skin, your nails still clawing at karl’s back. "yes you can baby I know it" he assures you, leaning down to suck on your neck. maybe if he gave you enough hickeys sapnap would get the hint.
you throw your head back, feeling karl’s tongue graze over your most sensitive spots. you moan, wrapping your legs around him. "sir please more" you beg, nearing the edge but not quite reaching your high. "aw is the slut still not satisfied? are you sure you can handle more" karl mocks, pulling away from your neck. "yes please I need to cum so bad" you whimper, grabbing onto karls shoulders for support. "okay then. suck" karl demands, pushing two of his fingers into your mouth.
you comply, swirling your tongue around his fingers, sucking on them gently. "good job darling" karl praises you and without another word he pushes those fingers into you alongside his dick. the moan you let out is pornographic, the stretch of two additional fingers having you absolutely braindead. karl smirks, curling his fingers upwards straight into your sweet spot. "come on whore cum for me. show daddy how much you love his cock" karl gives you permission, pressing his thumb down on your clit as your body shudders.
that’s all you needed to finally tip over the edge, your legs shaking, your moans uncontrollably loud and your pussy clenching tightly around karl. "please daddy cum in me, fill me up" you moan out, feeling his dick twitch inside of you. "yeah you want me to breed you? want me to fuck you full of my cum, huh?" he groans, pulling his fingers back out of you to grab your hip again. "yes sir" you whimper, the overstimulation already clouding your mind. and with that karl cums aswell, moaning loudly as he fills you with his cum.
it takes a moment until he comes down from his high but when he does he pulls out, tucking himself back in his pants and picking you up to carry you upstairs. in your shared bedroom he puts you down on the bed, going to cram through the nightstand. he wastes no time, pulling out a plug and pushing it into you. "gotta make sure nothing drips out yea? we don’t want you forgetting who you belong to" karl smirks, kissing you gently.
needless to say sapnap would not be flirting with you anymore.
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could we get a sapnap x reader at the streamer awards :)) maybe reader is also a streamer (or just sapnaps plus one) and they get all dressed up & sapnap can’t keep his eyes (or hands) away from them ;)
also could i be 🐼 anon?
Yes!! 🐼anon<3
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🩷Can’t Keep My Hands to Myself (I Mean I Could But Why Would I Want To?)🩷
Unedited/Revised
Sapnap x Reader
Warnings: USE OF REAL NAMES(Nick, Alex, Noah), AFAB Oral Receiving, Overstimulation, cum eating sort of?
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Nick was waiting for you in the lobby of your hotel, having gotten ready quicker. He was beginning to get impatient by the time you exited the elevator, but that melted away and formed a new heat in his stomach when he saw you. The slit of your satin black dress reached the top of your thigh, and it took a lot of practice to know how to walk in it with light flashing those around you. Lucky for you, you had a lot of practice. Nick on the other hand, didn’t have a lot of practice in self control. Whether you were standing next to him or a block away you could see how he practically undressed you with his eyes, his chest puffed out as he held his breath, lips parted and eyes drifting from your perfectly sculpted collarbones, to the silky skin of your thighs he’s all but memorized, all the way to your matching black heels, that made you perfectly level with him. He didn’t know what to focus on but it didn’t matter, no matter where he looked he was mesmerized.
“You look- wow,” he said as you approached him, offering you his hand as support as he spun you around. You laughed nervously, holding your clutch tightly. You weren’t the type to dress up, especially in this sort of dress, but this could be a once in a lifetime experience for all you knew, so you said screw it, and got one you felt beautiful in. He kissed your cheek softly, wrapping your arm around his and bringing you outside with him to the car.
The car ride was short and tense. Not in an uncomfortable way, but more in the “if i could fuck you in the backseat right now I would, but I know you spent a long time on your hair and make up”, kind of tense. You and Nick had been best friends for years, having met through a friend of a friend and some how ending up closer to each other than the original.
Pulling into the lot, he handed his keys to the valet and opened your door, taking your hand and leading you through the security. The two of you hadn’t said much to eachother, it was tense and the air was heavy, almost suffocating. Pretty quickly the two of you were ushered to the carpet to take pictures, posing together at first, his hand resting on your hip while yours was against his back. When there was a pause, he leaned down to your ear.
“You look really nice by the way, i don’t know if I wound up finishing that sentence earlier,” he joked, trying to break the ice.
“No you didn’t,” you smiled through your words, placing your other hand on his chest to lean into his ear, “but thank you, you look really good too.”
His ears burned red and he squeezed your hip, moments later you were separated, Nick being pulled away to do an interview. You awkwardly shuffled off to the side, seeing a familiar face in the crowd.
“Karl Jacobs. The Karl Jacobs. No shot.”
The man spun around hearing his name, the group he was with also following the sound as their friend was called. When he finally laid his eyes on you they lit up, before widening when he took in ur appearance. The group he was with had been in a circle, but had all leaned back or turned to see you. You could feel their eyes raking over your form as you rushed forward and tossed your arms around your friends neck. He almost hesitated, before wrapping his arms around you and giving you a tight squeeze. Karl giggled into your neck.
“Hey! You look, really incredible wow,” karl said when he pulled back, his hands still left on your waist as he eyed over your body. Thanking him, you turned to the others.
“George,” you greet, hugging him the same way. He huffed out a laugh, his hands laying flat against your back to push you into his chest.
“You look beautiful,” he said in your ear, kissing your cheek as you pulled back. You flushed, suddenly feeling warm.
Turning around completely, you smiled at the tallest in the velvet suit. He smiled back, not even trying to hide as his eyes fell across your body. You looked down shyly, but he extended his hand to you to take and you did. With him hugging you tightly, you mumbled a “hello” into Noah’s neck. He laughed lightly, offering a greeting as well. Lastly you turned to the one directly across from Karl, who you could barley see behind his sunglasses and bucket hat combo.
“Damn you look good,” Alex said shamelessly, opening his arms for you as you stepped forward to hug him, you laughed, muttering a thank you and planting a kiss on his cheek as a sign of appreciation. When you pulled back, you felt a heat against your back. Spinning around, you came face to face with Nick, who had seemingly finished his interview. You smiled to him and he turned you around so your back was against him as you faced the group. The rest of the group had already greeted him and gone back to conversing, but he wasn’t paying much attention as his hands landed on your lower back, sliding around to give a quick squeeze to your hips before coming around to your front. His palms laid flat against your hipbones, pushing you back into him. The body heat radiating off of him made your skin tingle, but the way you could feel his dick pressed firmly against your back side made your thighs clench. A breathe left your lungs before you could think, passing through your vocal cords at just the right time, alerting the others of the, unfortunately not quiet enough, whiney sigh.
Luckily Alex had wandered off to find his sister and you were spared the embarrassment of him having heard you, but that didn’t save you from the other three. You tried to play it off, raising your hand to cover your mouth and cough lightly to clear your throat, but that didn’t cover your burning cheeks. They seemed like they were also trying to play it off, not having stopped their conversation but all three having directed their eyes to you and Nick, who’s hands were still planted firmly on the front of your hips.
“Don’t embarrass yourself,” Nick whispered in your ear, his hair tickling your cheek.
“I think they’re starting soon,” Karl said quickly, leading the group past a set of double doors and into a large room, where dozens of round tables were set in-front of a large stage. Before you could enter, Nick had pulled you off to the side by your hand.
“What’s wrong?” You asked, assuming he was nervous. He opened and closed his mouth like a fish, not being able to find the right words. “Are you okay?”
“Yeah,” he said quickly, shaking his head to clear his mind, “can we talk? I wanna, uh, talk to you.” His eyes hadn’t left the length of your exposed thigh throughout the entire interaction, but you brushed it off as him being nervous, and let him lead you down some hallways before opening a door to a family restroom. As soon as the door closed behind you he let out a sigh leaning his back against it.
“Nick are you okay-?”
“Come here,” he said, cutting off your concern. Confused and cautious you stepped forward, his hands reaching out to grab your waist. “You’re so pretty you know that?”
“What?” You said before you even knew you were saying it, flustered and suddenly very warm. His arms pulled you in and you put your hands on his chest to hold yourself up.
“Listen I don’t wanna do or say anything that’s gunna make you uncomfortable,” he started to say, a deep sigh following after, “but I have been trying so hard not to touch you, and right now I just really wanna kiss you.”
It was like he just punched you in the gut by the way you suddenly had butterflies ruining your insides. Now it was your turn to look like a fish while you looked for words, your face as red as a tomato. Nick was your friend, and he was undeniably attractive, but everytime you found your mind wandering into thoughts like that about him you shut them down, not wanting to ruin what you had. Screw it, it wouldn’t hurt.
“I won’t unless you tell me I can, but you look so beautiful and I couldn’t help it I just really wanted to tell you-”
“You can,” you rushed, looking back up at him and pushing yourself towards him, “you can kiss me.” He was taken aback by your response, not exactly expecting compliance that quickly.
“Are you sure? I-”
“Please, kiss me?” This time the desperation leaked from your lips without any assistance needed. So he did, his nose brushing yours as he leaned in, locking his lips with yours in a sweet kiss. At first it was calm, but the second you let out a whimper from his tongue brushing your bottom lip, it was like you’d flipped a switch. He pulled away roughly, turning you around so you were now pinned to the door before kissing you once again, this time more feverishly. His hands still had a death grip on your hips, and yours were beginning to wrinkle his suit in your fists. His lips were soft and plush, his tongue being the same as it glided over yours. He tasted like spearmint, the gum he had in his mouth giving him away.
Pulling away only lasted a second before his mouth made its way down your neck. It was heaven, the way he held you so close and touched you just right. His beard added another sensation as his tongue ran across your pulse point, making you shiver. Sucking and nipping he made a bright red bruise, before continuing his way down. One hand made it’s way up, his fingers slipping into the cup of your dress and pulling it down to expose your chest. Your fingers combed through his hair and you took in a heavy breathe when his tongue met your chest. Small, soft circles around your nipple drew goosebumps from your skin, before his lips closed around it and sucked softly. A whine passed your lips, and you couldn’t help your knees forcing themselves together as you tried to get any sort of friction between them. Pulling off with a pop, he kissed back up your chest and neck to your lips, kissing you softer than before.
“You’re so pretty,” he sighed into your mouth, “so so pretty.”
“Nick, please,” you begged, pulling his mouth back onto yours. He moaned into your mouth, his fingers sliding down to the slit in your dress before pushing the fabric to the side.
“This okay?” He asked slightly out of breathe as his fingers brushed the very top of your thigh, millimeters from your cunt.
“Yes, yes-yeah it’s, yes,” you rushed, your fingers digging into his forearm. You didn’t have to tell him twice, his fingers sliding over to your clothes cunt, softly dragging up and down your folds. Leaning your head against the door you moaned, basking in the pleasure.
“Shhh, oh you’re so cute,” he cooed, pushing your underwear to the side. He was barely touching you and already had you moaning shamelessly. He continued his previous action, sliding his second and third fingers over your slit, this time collecting your slick, “and so wet too.”
You stayed quiet, not knowing what would come out of you tried to respond. His mouth reconnected with your neck in sync with his fingers as they moved up to your clit, drawing small, light circles over the swollen bud. You where a whining mess, your legs shaking from pleasure. He knew exactly how to use his fingers, and exactly how to make you feel good.
Seconds later his mouth left your neck, and Nick sank down onto his knees infront of you. He worked gentle kisses up your thigh as his thumb rubbed your clit, eventually coming face to face with your cunt. Your fingers were clenching his hair with one hand, the other coming to cover your mouth shyly. He smiled at you kindly before his fingers moved from your cunt, instead assisting you in lifting your leg over his shoulder.
It was a sight to see, really. The beautiful boy that was your best friend between your legs, lips wet and eyes glossy as he looked up at you. He was so pretty like this, it pulled whines from your throat. Leaning forward he placed a single soft kiss on your clit, watching as your hips pushed forward to him. All it took was another pathetic “please,” from you for him to lean forward once again, using is first and second finger to spread you, before licking one long stripe up your cunt to your clit. Your knees shook lightly as he got to work, not being scared of a little mess. His tongue lapped at your hole, collecting every bit of slick that leaked from you before moving up. His nose pushed against your mound as his tongue drew figure-eights on your clit, your brain having short -circuited a while ago making moaning and begging your only form of communication.
He seemed to be liking this just as much as you, his eyes were closed with one hand griping your thigh tightly and the other holding your ass, his thumb ghosting over your whole as a tease. You leaned your head back against the door, your eyes fluttering shut for just a second before a harsh slap to your thigh jolted you down to look at the man below you.
“I want you to watch,” Nick said, pulling away to breathe the hand on your ass moving around until his middle finger poked at your entrance, “can you do that for me sweetheart?” You nodded feverishly, lips pressed into a fine line. He looked up to meet your gaze, his finger slowly pushing into you as you squirmed. When his knuckles met your pelvis he kissed your clit and smiled at you sweetly, “good girl.”
His tongue went back to your clit as his finger slipped in and out of you slowly before adding another. The whines you were making were pathetic and he loved it, he loved how you were a mess for him and he barely had to ask before you had caved for him. It only took one soft curl of his fingers combined with a perfectly timed flick of his tongue to your clit for you to yelp, your hips jolting forward and your hands to shake. He laughed against your clit, continuing his torture of your cunt faster this time, the heat in your stomach beginning to pool and grow, swelling in your abdomen as your legs began to tingle.
“I’m gunna, i’m, ah Nick I’m gunna cum,” you gasped out, fingers knotting in his hair. He hummed in acknowledgement, fingers moving faster. He mumbled a ‘go ahead’ against you, eyes closing blissfully. The feeling finally bubbled over, the knot tightening and your high came crashing down on you as you came. His fingered slowed down to a stop, his tongue slowing but not stopping. He pulled away a second to breathe, looking up at you and smiling. God he was so- his mouth and chin was shiny from your slick and cum, and his cheeks were flushed red. That stupid smile on his face made you wanna cum again.
“Good job baby,” he praised leaning back down to your cunt again, “lemme clean you up okay?”
Without an answer, he pulled out his fingers, his tongue quickly moving to catch the combination of slick and cum that leaked out of you. You squirmed away, whining from over stimulation but his hands gripping your thighs held you tight against his mouth, although it only lasted a minute as his tongue ran over you completely, collecting every drop of you.
When he was done he stood up, gently dropping your leg from his shoulder. Kissing your forehead gently he went to the sink, grabbing some paper towels and wetting them. After washing his hands and wiping his mouth off, he returned to your side, wiping off any slick that was left on you before situating your underwear back on you comfortably. With a separate towel, he dabbed at your chest and neck, the wet towel cooling your burning skin.
“You okay?” He asked, tilting your face to look at him as he pressed the towel to your forehead. You nodded with a goofy smile, leaning into his touch.
“Ya, I’m good just, tired,” you say, leaning forward for him to wrap his arms around you. He hummed, just in time for an announcement over the intercom.
“Attention please, the award show ceremony will begin in 5 minutes, the award show ceremony will begin in 5 minutes.”
Nick pulled away, taking your hand in his and letting you lean on him as he unlocked the door. “For the record, you’re staying in my hotel room tonight y’know that right?” He said, kissing you softly.
“I would’ve been surprised if you told me I wasn’t.”
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grace122 · 2 years
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idk if you’ve seen the new banter episode yet but the way karl said that he never had sex made me think
imagine being his girlfriend and you know you two have definitely fucked before so after he‘s done recording with george and sapnap he’d still be sitting at the table in front of his little set up and you come up to him smirking "you’ve never had sex huh" you tease him, watching as his face turns a deep shade of red "oh you saw that?" he asks, trying to avoid eye contact "yes" you walk closer, grabbing his chin to make him face you "since you’re a virgin how about i show you what it’s like to have sex" you tease, going along with his little lie. karl would be flabbergasted, blushing furiously as you get on his lap "you want that?" you whisper, placing gentle kisses along his jawline "god yes please fuck me" he groans, grabbing onto your hips "oh but i don’t wanna overwhelm you it’s only your first time" you pull away, fake sympathy lacing your voice "maybe we should just do this another time" you try getting off his lap but karl pulls you back down, tightening his grip on your hips "no please i’m sorry i lied just please- please fuck me" karl whimpers, bucking his hips to meet your clothed crotch
THIS IS SO HOT AND SUCH FACTS!!!!
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stolen | dream
ghostface!dream x fem!reader
BLURB: you’re out in the woods taking a walk and gathering supplies for you and your friends sapnap, karl, and george. you all have been trying to take down dream, the faceless man who has been terrorizing you all for months. he isn’t supposed to strike for weeks... so you assume it’s safe to go out into the woods alone. that is until you run into a certain someone, and he has plans for you that no one would suspect.
tw: nsfw, smut, knife play, degradation,,, minors dni!
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the moon shone down against the tall trees, slightly illuminating the path that lead into the woods nearby your camp. karl and sapnap were creating weapons while george was mapping routes and setting up new defense mechanisms against dream. 
“i’m going to go for a walk.” you blurt out, raising from the campfire you had been sat at for what felt like hours. 
“don’t go too far,” karl says, not looking up from what he’s working on. “remember to stay in shouting distance. dream shouldn’t be here for a long time, but he’s so clever that you never know.”
rolling your eyes, you start on your journey. the forest is so beautiful at night, you wish that you could set up camp there and pretend dream’s daunting threats don’t exist. 
you knew how dangerous dream was. he was smart and cunning, and you didn’t even know what he looked like. he wore a white circular mask with a plain smiley face stretching from right to left ear. 
you felt as if you had been walking for forever, but that didn’t bother you. the boys knew you could spend the entire night out here, so they let you stay out for awhile usually. that is, until you hear a branch snap and leaves crumble underneath someone’s shoe behind you.
flinging around immediately, you stumble backwards against a tree.
“karl? sapnap?” your voice ventures as your eyes dart around frantically. “it’s not funny. if you’re out here to tell me to come back, just come out.” you plead as you can feel your heartbeat in your chest.
no response. 
as minutes passed, you knew this wasn’t any of the boys. you were frozen against the tree, your hands shaking and your body going numb. the only thing you could do was scream at yourself in your head, saying, you need to run now, or you’re going to die.
your legs listened to your brain and took off in an instant. it was so dark now, you could barely see anything in front of you. you had made it only a few steps before feeling a hand latch around your wrist, pulling you backwards and shoving you up against a tree. your head hit the tree hard, but it only took seconds to realize who this was.
dream.
he towered over you at six foot three. he wore the horrifying white mask that smiled down at you as he tilted his head to the side. poking out the top was fluffy dirty blonde hair.
“aren’t you a pretty little thing?” you could hear the smirk in dream’s voice.
looking up at him with big, terrified eyes, you open your mouth to scream. he raises up a hand, and wow, was it big. he pushes one hand against your mouth tightly, and the other slithers to his waist band, pulling out a knife.
“oh come on,” dream groaned, taking the sharp knife and edging it towards your throat. you froze, knowing the slightest movement could have you killed. “you don’t want to have fun with me?” 
you slowly shook your head no, feeling the tip of the knife ever so lightly jab into the skin on your neck. 
“scream, and the next thing you’ll know is death,” the man hissed, removing the hand from your mouth. he slowly caressed your cheek, his thumb running over your bottom lip. the motion made your cheeks turn red and your stomach churn. “god, no wonder the boys had been hiding you from me.” he said as he continued to admire you. his face was inches away from yours, the knife still lightly pressed against your neck.
“please don’t hurt me.” your voice comes out soft and barely above of a whimper. 
dream rose his now free hand to his mask, pulling it off slowly and tossing it to the ground. underneath was a very attractive man, with a chiseled jawline and stubble dotting his face. your mouth dropped as you looked up at him with doe eyes.
“look at you, you’re so weak,” he laughed, ignoring your plead. his voice made your stomach float with butterflies, but also knives. he scared the fuck out of you, but there was something inside of you telling you that he wasn’t going to seriously hurt you. 
taking the knife away from your throat and sliding it back into his waistband, he moved his head towards your neck. “such a weak, pretty girl.” he mumbled into the skin on your neck. your breath hitched as you felt him start to suck lightly, gradually going harder. you knew it was wrong, and you were trying so hard not to enjoy it. 
that is until something between the line of a whimper and small moan escaped from your lips as he lightly bit at the nape of your neck.
“you like that, yeah?” he breathed into your neck, your mouth wide open in pleasure as he kept going. 
next thing you know, he’s sliding your shirt off your head and kissing and sucking further down your body. he moves his lips down the middle of your breasts, then taking both of his hands and wrapping them around each of them. he massages them gently, taking his sweet time.
when he’s done, his lips move down your stomach, planting kisses down the entirety of it. he stops at your waistline, and stands back up.
“you’re actually enjoying this,” dream chuckles as he pulls the knife out again. the warm feeling you had been feeling has now been replaced with terror. dream senses you tense up, and smirks down at you. he places the point of the knife in-between your breasts, pressing into your skin ever so lightly. he drags it down your body until it reaches your waistline. he then spins it around your skin, playing with you. “fuck, i could kill you so easily.” he muttered under his breath. your body tenses up once again, freezing in shock. you attempt to muster up the courage to say anything, but nothing comes out.
“i have other plans for you, though.” 
in the matter of an instant, dream tosses the knife onto the ground and picks you up by your legs. your legs instantly wrapped around his body as if they had always belonged there. he presses his cold lips against yours, slowly kissing you. it felt so good, the connection between you two, but you didn’t want to admit it. you couldn’t admit it.
dream sped up the process by turning his slow, soft kiss into a rough, heavy one. his tongue slipped into your mouth, sometimes battling with your own tongue. fuck, it felt so good. you felt yourself beginning to turn wet as you were rubbing against his torso. 
slowly setting your legs back down onto the ground, dream pushed you back up against the tree, a large hand wrapping around your neck. he squeezed the sides as he still had his lips connected to yours. a soft moan escaped your lips into his mouth. 
“look at you,” dream cooed as he pulled his mouth away from yours. you were saddened by the action, but you could tell this wasn’t the end. “you’re a little slut, hm?” 
dream’s hand found his way towards the hem of your pants. he unbuttoned them with ease, slipping one towards your clit, his other hand still wrapped around your small neck.
“fucking answer me.” he growled into your ear. he began to circle your clit with ease using only his middle finger. the action cause a string of moans to escape your lips, mouth wide open. 
“mhm, just for you.” was all you managed to choke out as dream began to rub your clit much faster. 
“good girl,” he groaned into your ear, as if your own pleasure was getting him off as well. “such a good little girl.” 
“p-please,” you whimpered. “please finger me. i need you.” you begged, earning a grin from the man. 
“someone’s needy,” without hesitation, he slipped two fingers inside of you, dragging them back in and out slowly. “you are so fucking wet.” his fingers hit so many spots, much more than you could hit on your own considering how large his hands are. he pumps them in and out, picking up the pace and shoving them in harder. 
“fuck, dream, I-I’m so close.” you squealed, more moans coming from your mouth. he picks up the pace for a few more seconds, and then takes his fingers out, stopping you from your release. disappointingly, you frown at the man.
“you get to come when i get to come,” dream smirks, taking his two fingers that were just inside you and inserting them into his own mouth. “you taste so fucking good, pretty girl.” 
as you stand there pressed against the tree, almost in a trance-like state, dream backs away from you and tosses his shirt over his head and onto the ground. he unzips his pants and they fall to the ground. pulling his underwear down, his huge dick is revealed, him then pressing against your body. your eyes widen at the sight.
“don’t be so scared, love,” dream teases. “it’s only going to hurt for a second.” 
dream then unclasps your bra, tossing it to the side. he rips off your pants and underwear, leaving you completely bare. 
he wastes no time inserting his dick inside of you. he clasps his hand onto your mouth as you scream out in pain. the screams turn into muffled sounds under his hand. he was so big, and you were so wet, but the size was hurting you so good. 
“fuck, you’re tight.” he groans.
and he was right, it only took a few seconds before the pain turned into pure pleasure. he started stroking into you slow, then started to speed up right away. his dick was hitting spots you thought were unimaginable, heavy moans escaping your lips and going right into his hand.
“look at you, fucking the bad guy,” he smirks as his pace picks up once more, his cock slamming into you at a fast-paced speed. “what would they think of you? all submissive and fuckable to the guy you’re supposed to be killing.” 
it feels so good, and you’re so close to finishing. you’re both moaning and whimpering into each other’s ears. 
“i-i’m gonna come.” you manage to squeak out. 
dream locks his eyes onto yours as he continues his fast-paced fucking. his cock is going in and out at a rapid pace, and you can’t control yourself any longer. 
you begin to come on his cock, only turning him on even more. he rams into you much faster, and you can tell he’s about to finish as well. your whimpering moans turn into loud, high pitched ones that only make dream more turned on.
“fuck,” he sputters as you feel his warm cum filling you up. he’s still pumping in and out of you, your body feeling completely numb with pleasure. 
he releases his grip from you, and your legs are shaking and so numb that you have no other option but to slide down the tree, hugging your knees to your chest. 
dream slips his underwear and pants back on, along with his socks. he loops a belt around his waist before tossing you the shirt he once was wearing. 
confused, you slip it over your head so you’re not exposed. it smells of pine needles and tree bark; it smells of dream. 
“come with me.” dream says softly, offering you his hand. you take it, standing up next to him. he towers over you as his beautiful blue-green eyes stare into yours. the shirt he gave you covered the entirety of your body as it was much too big on you.
“i-i don’t know.” is all you manage to spit out. the thoughts in your brain are moving a million miles an hour and your body still feels numb. 
“i’m not giving you a choice after that.” dream smirks devilishly. 
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