#THEY CRACK ME UP

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#i could not stop laughing at this #i had to watch it about 10 times and still counting #they crack me up #cackling #he's like foot in mouth foot in mouth must stop talking now #haha #i love them #cuties #bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #colin x penelope #penelope x colin #colin bridgerton #nicola coughlan #luke newton #love

[ninjasmudge]

the real reason chilchuck didnt want to reveal anything at all about his background is that the second he let them in on a tiny little part of it, marcille read him to absolute filth

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #marcille donato #they crack me up

[fearofalling]

not the two blind mice 😭😭

#they crack me up #frank iero #gerard way #matching pfps for u and ur boy best friend #mcr

[milf-harrington]

my sister: "what are we gonna do if i do have to get flown to perth for spinal surgery?"

her soon-to-be-husband: "put ya down"

her, head in hands, laughing: "best option for all of us"

#dream team #they crack me up #there was ZERO hesitation on his answer too like he had that shit ready to go

[peuldoongie]

when you don't even remember your own birthday (p.s. noah's is on february 10th)

#plave #plave kpop #han noah #noah #yu hamin #hamin #nam yejun #yejun #malegroupsedit #nugudom #m:gifs #they crack me up #p:noah #p:yejun #p:hamin

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Ayooo (some) Healthcare Boys are back! :D

(@hermitdrabbles56 @squigglywindy)

The emergency department was busy.

Very busy.

It wasn't even the usual kind of busy, the hustle and bustle of residents falling behind on paperwork and orders, leading to a backup in the line for mild to moderately sick patients. It wasn't half the city's population using the ED as their primary care because they either didn't have the time, patience, money, or opportunity to get an actual primary care provider.

No, these patients were sick. They were actually having emergencies, and there were a lot of them.

Legend and Warriors were each caring for the sickest in the department. Both patients desperately needed ICU beds, and they knew they were in short supply. Warriors, keen on listening to the charge nurse and hospitalist's words about the status of beds and patient acuity, had already figured out that there was one remaining ICU bed in the entire hospital. A neighboring hospital also only had one bed available, and was willing to accept a patient.

That meant they had to decide who to fly and who to keep. That decision was already a difficult one, left to the emergency physician who was trying to parse it out, but the biggest dilemma wasn't even that.

It was the blasted hospitalist.

Warriors had mostly dealt with emergency personnel in the war. Most of his experience was in a field hospital, which had little beyond immediate, urgent care before shipping a patient to an actual hospital for continued treatment. It wasn't until the waning years of the war that he'd transferred off the front lines entirely.

In that time, he'd learned that he didn't like hospitalists. They were the physicians who took care of acutely ill and injured patients who were being hospitalized, the ones who would usually be on the floor. They also were the buffer between the ER and the rest of the floors - even an ICU patient had to go through their screening, alongside a critical care consultation with physicians trained in whatever specialty was needed. Hospitalists often had to juggle far more patients than was likely safe, which stretched them thin and burned them out. He'd heard there were good ones in Hyrule Hospital, but he'd yet to meet them.

This one definitely did not fall into the criteria of a good one.

"We need to figure out who to fly," the emergency physician remarked.

The hospital crossed his arms. "Whoever doesn't die first, I suppose."

Warriors froze midway through charting something, having been basically living in the patient's room as they were too ill for him to leave. He saw Legend, who was walking swiftly out of his own room to grab supplies, also screech to a halt.

The emergency physician glanced at the hospitalist and cut through his remark. "Let's just assume they both survive the night. We still need to figure this out."

"I think we should just board both of them here," the hospitalist remarked.

Board them? In the emergency department? Was he insane? The ER was not designed to house patients with intensive care needs. The ER stabilized people, fixed immediate issues, and then moved them to where they needed to go, whether it was a follow up with primary care, a bed in the acute care floors, to the operating room, or a straight shot up to an ICU room. ED nurses could have up to four patients - they didn't have the staffing to dedicate a nurse to just a single patient, as these two clearly needed the extra care and undivided attention. The hospitalist was suggesting they stay?

Legend whirled on the pair of physicians. "Absolutely not. These two patients need an ICU. That's inappropriate care."

"We have no beds," the hospitalist argued.

"We have one bed," Warriors fired back. "And the other hospital has one as well."

"Our ICU nurses can't handle this kind of patient," the hospitalist retorted.

Legend huffed. "Then they're not actual ICU nurses."

The emergency physician piped up, emboldened by the nurses. "They're right. These patients are absolutely not staying here."

The hospitalist's face grew sour, and he started to shuffle towards a computer elsewhere to look more thoroughly at the patients' charts again.

The emergency physician glanced at the pair. "Thank you."

Warriors and Legend both nodded, watching the doctor follow his peer to ensure he actually worked this out. The two nurses looked at each other next, just for a moment, a silent respect settling between them, before they went back to work.

XXX

Hyrule stared at the dispatch information. "Does... does this say entrapment at the Salvation Army?"

"How...?" Mo started to ask, just as confused. "What...?"

Dot laughed outright. "Oh my gosh, wait - look at the age. That's got to be Beedle."

Hyrule groaned. How in the world had Beedle gotten himself entrapped somewhere around the Salvation Army?

The pair quickly found out as they arrived with the fire department. Beedle had situated himself in the donation booth, smiling pleasantly as they arrived.

"Beedle," Hyrule immediately said, hands on his hips. "What in the world are you doing?"

"I saw some shady looking guy walking into the store," Beedle explained. "I wanted to make sure he didn't burn the place down! So I hid in here."

"How are you stuck?" Mo asked.

"I can't get out!" Beedle gestured around himself.

"Well how did you get in?"

Beedle pointed behind him. "There's a door here."

Mo and Hyrule looked at each other. Then the firefighters.

One of their coworkers chewed his lip, half exasperated and half amused. "So uh... did you try the door, then?"

Beedle blinked and turned around, jiggling at the latch a little before the door opened. "Oh! Thank you!"

"Oh my heaven," Mo muttered, face in his hands.

A police officer then approached. "Sir, the store manager is also citing you for trespassing."

Beedle jumped, clearly affronted. "Trespassing? I was protecting them!" With a huff, he added, "That's it! The next time a shady person walks by I'm just going to let them burn the store."

Hyrule had to cough to hide his laugh.

#lu in healthcare #writing #the frequent flyers we deal with #they crack me up #and that hospitalist needs a punch in the face and a retirement #what the actual hell #so proud of my coworker for standing up to him <3 #lu warriors #lu legend #lu hyrule

[ladyanidala]

LadyAnidala voice reveal, but enjoy my reaction to TCW S2 EP12

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #satine kryze #obi wan and satine #duchess satine kryze #obi wan x satine #duchess satine #these two #they crack me up #i love them your honor

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

"I need two assistants."

"Get out."

Janine ily 😂😂

#abbott elementary #lb #episode: gregory's garden goofballs #they crack me up #cw: spoilers

[skiijumpinng]

"you're doing amazing sweetie"

#dndjdbdjfhdh #they crack me up #ski jumping #season 2022/2023 #planica #nordic champs

[soupercatte]

Carpentry Lessons ✨

#ffxiv oc #ffxiv miqo'te #doodle #sketch #kel lore #not my oc #but also my oc #i love them your honor #they crack me up #innuendo

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#i love them your honor #faves #they crack me up #omitb #omitbedits #omitbedit #only murders in the building #mabel mora #oliver putnam #charles haden savage #steve martin #martin short #selena gomez #lmao #lol #peak comedy #gif #gifs #gifset #3x4

[heyfarfallina]

Carina: I didn’t believe in marriage.. but she convinced me. ☺️

Maya: 🥰

*Maya rambling abt her job*

Carina: oh my god *shut up now, or you are in trouble Maya Bishop*

#HAHAHAHAHAHA #if looks could kill #they crack me up #station 19 #station 19 season finale #maya bishop #carina deluca

[demonytekav]

My brain had a laugh imagining Katsuki and Izuku having a house in a nice neighborhood with lots of family homes - like a housing development with lots of streets all twined together.

The pro Heros being fairly modest and haven’t splurged on fancy shit. Didn’t need a mansion or anything or super expensive cars (aside from maybe 1 or a motorcycle).

But it’s their 2nd year in their house and it’s Christmas time. What Izuku wasn’t prepared for is Katsuki’s competitive nature to kick in regarding their home and the neighborhood…but he should have.

They had a gardener for most of the yard work besides any small projects either of them wanted to complete as they don���t really have time to always keep it up with their work. So he figured that would keep Katsuki from getting competitive regarding lawn mowing or how nice the grass looks etc.

What he didn’t expect was to come home one day to boxes upon boxes of Christmas decorations all around the garage all in different states of disarray. There were decorations and lights connected to power cords everywhere.

The inside thankfully only had a few extra decorations than what they originally put up.

When asked, that’s when Izuku discovered Katsuki was having a competition.

A very self made competition.

But a competition non the less with their neighbors. Apparently the house one corner away looked stunning and as Katsuki had driven by he decided he could do better.

So Izuku let him do his thing and helped a little while Katsuki’s perfectionist nature took over. He did have to say it came out looking amazing and well put together. Watching the blonde walk around with his chest puffed out in pride put a giant smile on Izukus face.

They did get complements from the other neighbors on their after dinner walks (when one of them wasn’t working night shift) and it wasn’t until a week later that Izuku realized how deep Katsuki was into this self proclaimed contest.

One night the blonde slammed their front door open yelling for Izuku to get his shoes on that they were “going shopping! Chop chop nerd let’s go!”. Izuku asked him what the fuss was about because honestly he hadn’t wanted to go out again.

“That fucker added a cute little dancing Frosty! And it has music that it twirls a little light up stick to!”

Izuku had paused in tying his boot and glared up at Katsuki. “Really Kacchan?”

The blonde snarled back. “YES really! The fuck? I’m not going let them win just because they think adding cute shit like that will make them come out on top. This is WAR Freckles. And I’m gonna fight dirty.”

Later when they set up the blow up Santa and cute pudgy blow up reindeer and their lights set to match “jingle bells” Izuku put his foot down about any more decorations.

Katsuki had smirked and snuck kisses on his face to butter him up and yes, it worked, but “There better not be anymore Katsuki or you’re sleeping out here with the decorations.”

Katsuki thanked him with lots of whispered praise and kisses for letting him go crazy on decorating. Izuku had giggles and pushed him away before they snuggled on the couch for the rest of the night.

Little did he know that from that year on Katsuki and the neighborhood would continue to have one sided competitions because “We can’t do the same shit we did last year Freckles who do you take me for?”

But Izuku loves him anyway. At least it wasn’t about their yard….Izuku could only imagine if the neighbors cut their grass because then Katsuki would have to cut the grass. Or if they trimmed their bushes and now Katsuki had to trim their juuust right.

Honestly he’s thankful and finds it a little endearing how into Christmas decorating Katsuki even if he wasn’t to smother him in his sleep if he has to hear another complaint about someone putting something out that tops one of their decorations.

#bakudeku #bkdk #cute #they crack me up

[ninjamonkeystudios]

It is acceptable—nay, encouraged to sing the Bob the Builder theme while playing TotK.

#psa #totk #brought to you by #watching my kids play #they crack me up

[behindthesefangirleyes]

“Why are there unbaked scones in the oven?”

“Oh, shit. The fucking scones.”

#they crack me up #james potter #sirius black #black brothers #bfb quote #best friends brother #marauders #harry potter

[orrsoared]

I love those videos of like hockey romance “books” and they always use Barzal as the love interest.

#they crack me up