#Tf did I eat?

[welcometoaurorashell]

Just me casually dying in the bathroom

#Send help #Tf did I eat? #I don’t know what’s happening

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

OMG SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN AND I RAN SO FAST HFJDJSBS

Anyways ok so imagine *trips over my own feet* imagine uhm baking cookies *stumbling* baking cookies with Lilia:3

No pressure ofc! I hope u will enjoy writing this if u do! And make sure to drink after and take care of urself!

Flour Belongs In The Cookies; Lilia Vanrouge

Content; Gender-neutral reader, fluff, some pining

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Cloudy, you do know how bad his cooking is, right? Besides that, I hope you enjoy what I did with this little prompt!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You knew full well going into this that Lilia … wasn’t the best person to leave around food. Well, you didn’t know to the full extent how ‘bad’, ‘revolting’, and ‘utterly cursed’ he was according to his dormmates (and adoptive family? Still trying to wrap your head around that one, to be honest). 

Yet, as you were both adding ingredients to the batch of cookies you were making, he had done nothing to tamper with the recipe or mess up by accident. Perhaps Silver, Sebek and Malleus were just overexaggerating it? Lilia has been completely fine, a great helper even! 

“So,” you cleared your throat, breaking the quiet (which was both comfortable yet awkward). “Why did you want to bake cookies with me? Not that I mind, just curious is all.”

Lilia looked up from the wet and dry ingredients he was combining and offered you a cheeky smile with a wink. “Hmm, do I need a reason to do so,” he breathed with a silent chuckle, sneaking some of the raw dough into his mouth.

You tutted, taking the bowl away from him. “I don’t need you getting sick from eating that now–”

But your attempt at lecturing was silenced by a small puff of flour being slapped gently on your cheek; a white handprint now on it. “RUDE!”

Lilia was having a good old laugh, from either getting flour on you, the shocked expression on your face, or a combination of the two (knowing him, it was bound to be the last one). He was actually getting pink in the face because of it; was he even taking breaks from laughing to breathe???

“Ah, lighten up! Plus,” he paused and covered your hand in flour and gently slapped it on his cheek, “there, we match now.” 

His magenta eyes were twinkling with mischief and you found yourself gently shaking your head and chuckling. Sighing, you picked up some flour with your hands and made it look like you were just going to cover the countertop with it, but you swerved, and slapped it into Lilia’s hair.

Lilia coughed, and rubbed at his eyes, trying to get the flour out of his eyes, but once he opened them again, you were gone. So we’re playing games now? But he just wheezed in delight and gave chase, a cup full of flour on hand so he could repay the favour. After all, since you both had matching handprints on your cheeks, you deserved to be bestowed some flour on your head.

“And here you were saying it was rude of me for that first move,” he called out into the dorm. They couldn’t have gotten far now.

He heard the curtains ruffle, and he floated over, not making a sound.

Peaking oh so carefully behind the curtains, he spotted you, silently giggling to yourself. And that’s when he made his move.

“Found you!~” And he sprinkled the flour over your head; much more gently than you did to him.

You groaned, knowing it would take a bit to get the flour out from everything… but the way Lilia floated overhead made it look like he was sprinkling snow… was he always this pretty? Even with him covered in flour, you still felt your heart flutter.

You mentally slapped your cheeks though, and got yourself up. 

“Guess you did… but that was fun,” you chuckled, dusting yourself off to the best of your ability.

The moment though was ruined by your smoke alarm going off; it was a wonder that those even worked, but hey, at least they worked.

Rushing to the kitchen, you opened up the oven to have a mass of black smoke smelling of burnt food of some sort enveloping the both of you.

“What happened?!” You coughed out, trying to open up the windows and doors to let out the smoke.

Lilia grimaced, “Ah… perhaps I set the oven too high.”

And even though you had fun making the now coal-like cookies, perhaps store-bought would have been better…

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Tags; @afunkyfreshblog @eynnwwyjth @identity-theft-101 @ithseem @lucid-stories @ryker-writes @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

#twst #twst x reader #twst x gender neutral reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge x gn reader #just be happy the cookies burned and that you didn't have to eat them cuz he definitely messed with them when you ran #also enjoy getting flour out of the floorboards <3 #how tf did i write this in under an hour??? #cloudy! #cloudy do not trust this man's cooking PLEASE #lilia is a little shit and i love that for him

[colourofmagic]

captain sunshine and the best backliner in ncaa exy ☀️

#finally got around to a new sketch of jerejean #first things first #ASGAHDHAGSJJAGDJAJD #WHAAAAT TF THE SHUNSHINE COURT #man #nora did it again #exceeded every hope and expectation i had #i will eat them they don't know they're next #i lohe jean with all my heart #i had adopted him before tsc already but THAT IS MY SON #i cried #neils story was so brutal and heartbreaking but jeans actually made me cry #anyways #they will heal #they will be happy #i am so hyped for everything to come #thank you nora #aftg #aftg fanart #fanart #tsc #the sunshine court #all for the game #the foxhole court #sketch #art #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean

[extraaa-30]

broke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar

woke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar because aziraphale was upset about the library of alexandria

bespoke: aziraphale was in rome as part of the arrangement. he's the one who tempted the senate to stab caesar (and ten billion burned books cried out for vengeance) 😇📚😌🔪

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*yes i know this was pre-arrangement but for the sake of unhinged delight no it wasn't

post inspired by this art

#baroque: it wasn't even az's turn to tempt. crowley got a commendation & went to investigate like #what human nonsense am i taking credit for now? #only to find aziraphale chilling in rome #eating oysters. living his best life #crowley: oh hey angel. did you hear they stabbed caesar? #az: ah. how terrible #random senator: here's your knife back mr. fell! thanks again for letting me borrow it! #az: ... #crowley: ... #az: lOOK if anything it was a SMITING who tf burns down a library???!? #go #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ides of march #happy ides of march #belatedly #extraaa

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Extremely low empathy cluster b culture is seeing the ocean gate situation and not only not caring about the millionaires there, but actually cheering for things to go to shit. Literally eat the rich

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#cluster b culture is #low empathy cluster b culture is #cluster b #npd #aspd #bpd #hpd #Mod Reef #anonymous #i don't really care either way #but i'm annoyed by the people who seem so shocked by people celebrating and/or not being sad/upset #like. bestie you're on the high intensity ''eat the rich'' website tf did you expect #the only one i can say i feel any sort of pity for is the nineteen year old because he was heavily pressured into it and 100% did not want- #--to go

[emelinstriker]

mmmnnother idea too

#sneak peek #hyperfixation says esau cast in dnd style- but i don't think i'll do em the way i did nezha's doodle cuz that was a horrible way of shading #at least for me personally KEKW- #emelin rambles #to bed i go #i wanna try sleepin early for once #also i find it funny how as a dental tech i know why my jaw is hurting rn #muscle stress would be my guess cuz it's just the side of my jaw around the area of my left mandibular condyle #so i'm currently tryna force myself to physically relax more to try get rid of it quicker cuz it's annoying when tryna eat at times #also i was at an info meeting about a study some university students wanna do with autists regarding noise cancelling headphones #was hilarious considering i immediately began to critique the way the meeting went by telling my psychologist about #how they had the audacity to give a full group of diagnosed autists the OPTION to pick between showing up on a monday or tuesday #cuz we were all fuckin confused and one girl even had to ask like 2-3 times about how tf this would work and when we're supposed to come in #like how dare you tell us we can pick a day- that sparked so much lowkey panic and i could tell by the confusion of all- including myself #just give us a solid day DHFNDFHNDHFGNHDGH

[his-mochi-cheeks]

Um??? KYUNGSOO??????

#when tf did he get so swole??? #im just there eating shit on instagram when all of a sudden i was viciously attacked #i just kind of want to maybe eat him alive? just a little bit? #dks

[cayenneexe]

More Charbee Prompt Rambles

I was spiraling a few hours ago but i had cookies and milk so im okay

This is part of a series I had planned that revolved around a single headcanon:

For every Bumblebee, there is the Charlie Watson that named him.

And here’s my take on the TF Animated universe.

On his first week working on the clean up ship, Bee accidentally connected to a radio on Earth. The radio was owned by Charlie and fixed up by a young genius she was babysitting. Bee listened to Charlie through the radio and listened to her music but after days of constant Smiths, he made his presence known and spoke to her by changing the channels, making his annoyance on the lack of variety clear. Charlie finds Bee amusing and they come up with a system to alternate music choices every week. Over time, their tastes seem to blend with with other and soon share more things beyond music taste. Charlie nicknames the voice Bumblebee because of the buzzing noises whenever he’s silent or choosing a song. Bee gets attached to the name and later changes his callsign to Bumblebee.

They knew each other for a few months. At that point, they each knew each other better than themselves, turning to the radio when they need someone to talk to.

Then the ship was attacked and the Autobots were stuck in stasis for 50 years.

After meeting Sari and the professor, he finds out that Charlie was Sumdac’s babysitter. Her dad and Sumdac’s dad were college friends and Charlie offered to babysit at Detroit during summer break. Hopeful and afraid, Bee asks where he could find her. Sumdac takes Bee to see Charlie at Brighton Falls. She hasn’t visited Detroit in years since her last heart attack put her in the hospital for almost a year. They find her still working at her uncle’s junkyard, which she now owns after his passing.

They never met face to face before and they were as beautifully imperfect as they could imagine.

They talk and Charlie confesses that ever since she met him, her life has been better. She moved on from her dad’s death, fixed the car, has a better relationship with her family, and even joined diving again, going to the Olympics and getting four gold medals before she retired. She never had the time to get married or have kids but she’s happy with the life she had.

Bee thanks Charlie for making his life on the ship much brighter, confessing that he was afraid of being undermined because of his size and knowing that he had someone to turn to made him feel more safe and comfortable now that he had a little safe place to go to.

Charlie is dying from heart problems so Bee tries to make every moment last before he has to go back to Detroit. They go on joyrides and learn how to swim (Bee was ecstatic to see Charlie dive for the first time) before ending the day sleeping while watching the Breakfast Club.

When Bee wakes up, he finds that Charlie passed away peacefully on his lap with a smile on her face.

He kisses her on the cheek and whispers before calling Sumdac;

“I will never forget you.”

#transformers #tf animated #transformers animated #bumblebee 2018 #bumblebee movie #tf animated bumblebee #tf bumblebee #bumblebee #charlie watson #charbee #charbee bad mood rambles #cookies and milk helps my bad mood #but dont eat before you sleep #i like my headcanon and i have a bunch more of it #bittersweet ending #not very fluffy this time #i did a Bayverse version of this headcanon and it’s way worse #i suggest reading it

[jewishbarbies]

and this is why taylor wants to tour with her 🤡

#g talks #anti sabrina carpenter #there’s being confident and then theres whatever tf this is #it just comes off egotistical and self righteous #because just act confident without also excusing everything they’ve ever done #it’s not #‘I did bad things but I’m being a better person’ #it’s just #‘I never did anything wrong in my life so everyone has to like me’ #and their fans eat it up #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[yourebeingsilly]

you know what? I'm about to say it. I don’t like s2's implied parallel between metatron tempting aziraphale with coffee and crowley tempting aziraphale with an ox rib. why can’t aziraphale make one (even if wrong and/or ooc) uninfluenced decision? what is he to you people a ball to throw from one side to another

#i mean how tf did my man-shaped creature survive 6000 years if he can’t suddenly decide for himself #please please let him choose #this goddamn parallel will eat my brain and leave my dead body to be laughed at #I swear I will stfu one day #the day is not today tho #good omens critical

[the-artsy-plant]

How the actual fuck was Vincent Van Ghoul from Scooby Doo never a tumblr sexy man.

#scooby doo #vincent van ghoul #this is actually devastating #criminal even #somebody needs to rise up #and take on this task #it’s not gonna be me #but one of you needs to #mystery incorporated #vincent price #but seriously #did no one else think he served cunt?? #well not really but whatever he was serving I was eating it tf up

[azullumi]

is your mom a baker cause you're a cutie pie

actually she’s an accountant and she just taught me how to count all the ways you’re pretty and amazing

#where tf in my ass did i get that #my mom is actually an accountant though #i think #JWGJWBEHWHWHWVWE #ALSO STOP I LOOK ATUPID SMILING WHILE EATING #azul.interacts #asks.felicity #<33

[taikk0]

the fandom needs to stop defending him this dude is a menace no wonder kraang beat him up

#SLASH JAYING #but fr tho everytime i slander him ppl are like 'what did he do </3' like.... he knows damn well what he did 🙄🙄 #let a guy badmouth a blue turtle once in a while #hes stupid/pos #hes stupid/neg #<-simultaneously #the bottom right one makes me laugh #lets doodle! *renders* #'hes such a gentleman' #no hes not are we talking about the same character #he licks fish bowls and eats chocolate fondue off of his own grippers #hes gross and weird✋ #i hate leonardo #*draws him fanart* #duality truly #enemies to still enemies #enemies to whatever tf zim and dib had going on in the mopiness of doom #that is such a weirdly obscure reference but if ykyk i guess #are you still reading the tags #good #i ate shit when i was a child and i think that has impacted my mental development #it didnt damage my brain or anything it just proved that i was stupid i think #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2k18 #mikyomix art

[princessmuk]

Hey google how do I friendzone a guy so hard that he stops seeing me as female easy steps can be done while at the movies (he thinks it’s a date. it’s not.) doesn’t result in a lost friendship also maybe gets him to respect women more

#my post #I am so fucked #he asked if I wanted to go and I said I didn’t want to spend money rn #so he offered to pay 😭😭😭 #and then he spent all day texting me #and asked what I ATE 😭 and said I need to eat more bro shut up #this man is actually in love with me how tf did this happen #my feelings for him lie on a scale of nothing to kinda disturbed #like boo you don’t even like me you just want a relationship #I’m gonna dress as ugly as possible #and talk constantly about how I’m moving away soon #also maybe gayer than usual? #it’s extra hard bc I work with him #ughhhhh

[razzmothazz]

ah. it appears the bad vibes im experiencing are actually just me needing food, apparently

#forgot to eat again #sometimes i wonder how tf did i make it this far #im so stupid

[fatuismooches]

SMOOCHES!! Okay okay!! Hii sweetheart!!! ౨ৎ

So to answer your small question honestly I feel like Zandik likes (maybe loves) sweets. Especially since (just a small little thought I tend to have) fragile!reader who likes to bake and always makes the sweetest treats! Are they sometimes burnt or look a little uneven? Yeah maybe, but Dottore knows how much time and effort you put into them (even though little bb Zandy or another clone helps you) he loves your display of affection of baking him treats bc you know how much he likes them. 😭 💕 I know you were just looking for an answer I’m so sorry this random idea just popped into my head just now and I was too excited to share ʚ₍ᐢ ›̥̥̥ ༝ ‹̥̥̥ ᐢ₎ɞ make sure you’re taking breaks and staying happy!! Big hugs and kisses and lots of chu chus n cuddles!!!

-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon! ʚɞ

RAHHHHH I LOVE UR IDEAS!!! 💖 Aww im currently brainrotting about him having your sweets next to him nibbling on em while he does work. It makes him feel a bit relieved that you're still able to do things you enjoy ;( (Cue Pantalone and Columbina coming across your not-so-perfect treats and wondering why Dottore of all people is eating them but when they meet you they connect the dots INSTANTLY)

#smooches talks #🎐 anon #fragile reader <3 #dottore love notes <3 #zandy bb <3 #HEHE LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE U FOR 🎐 ANON!!!! #ur ideas make my day 💞💓 #one day... i will learn how to bake irl #did akademiya zandik think valentines day was dumb and pointless af? yes #did u make him chocolates anyway? yes #did he hide his surprise and roll his eyes? yes #did he eat tf outta them and devour them anyway? also yes