#The JL are confused

[dcxdpdabbles]

The Undead Florist

Anon said: Basically, I just wanted Danny to deliver flowers to the Justice League heroes from his fans. If you can include Everlasting Trio. U can add whatever crack you think would be best! Thank you!

Clark is in the middle of blocking a heat ray attack from a robot that copies the powers of any Justice League member when the unexpected happens. A kid, no older than fourteen, boldly walks into the battlefield carrying a lavish bouquet of red roses and trigger lilies.

He's dressed in a worker uniform: light brown khakis, a black shirt with a light-born vest, and a black baseball hat resting neatly on his head. There is a company logo on the upper right of his vest but Clark does not recognize the stylized D.

There was a still moment when Clark's super speed could see the exact second Amazo spotted the child. The boy wasn't paying attention, staring at his phone screen, which had the faint details of a map, and had two headphones in his ear.

Clark's eyes widen in horror, and he opens his mouth to try to shout a warning—though he doubts the kid could hear him over the loud music playing in his ear—but before he can, Amazo flung out an arm straight at the kid's head, still pinning Clark down with a cheap version of his own laser ray eyes.

No! No, please, he's so young! He pleads mentally, frozen in horror as the robot's hand goes right through the kid's head. It took a solid minute for Clark to realize that Amazo's hand hadn't ripped through the skull of the child but rather had passed through him as if the boy was not physically there.

From underneath a black baseball cap, brim, electric blue eyes stare at Amazo. Gesturing vaguely to the arm going through his head, the boy frowns. "Rude much?"

"Access: Black Canary," Amazo says in response, his jaw opening wider as a super-powered scream is released, pointing black at the kid's face.

The frown on the worker deepens as the boy reaches up and- slaps the android in the face? "Dude, I'm trying to work. I have like eight flower deliveries today. Also, that was a weak imitation. This is a real Ghostly Wail."

He opens his jaw, letting out a sound that wasn't as loud as Black Canary or Amazo but somehow worse.

And the sound—the unholy screech that releases from the child sends Clark to his knees, quivering in his boots as Amazo disintegrates right before his eyes. The only thing left of the android is a smothering pair of robotic legs that fall over with a loud thump.

The boy huffs, paying no mind to the fact that he took out the enemy the league had spent the last six hours fighting before Clark tried to lure it away from the city. He merely glances back at his phone, following the little moving icon on the map until he stands before the fallen hero.

"Hi! Are you Superman?" The kid asks in a polite, chipper tone. It's such a whiplash change between his normal voice and his customer service voice that it sets in. This is really just a Tuesday for him.

Clark opens and closes his mouth with a weak "Yes" and is pushed out.

The kid's smile grows as he pushes the flowers into his arms. Clark nearly drops the vase, scrambling to get a good hold of them as the kid pulls out a harmonica and plays a little jingle. It sounds like a mix between Happy Birthday and Ring Around the Roses.

Once he is done, the boy holds out his arms wide open and loudly proclaims, in a very obvious Transatlantic accent, which makes him sound... rather otherwordly: "These flowers are sent by your fan Kattie Longsmith in Metropolis, wishing to thank you for rescuing her mother and brother from a fire. She wants to remind you that she is your biggest fan and hopes you have a lovely day. Thank you for selecting the Undead Florist as your means of flora travel!"

With a theatric bow, the boy blinks out of existence.

Clark is left kneeling alone in a destroyed cornfield, beating black and blue, while holding a vase of lavished roses and lilies. He is unsure how long he will stay there, trying to process what he just saw as the Batplane flies onto the scene, Bruce jumping out of it with a cry of his name.

Batman growls upon taking in the scene before his friend rushes to his side. "What happened?"

"I ugh...I got a flower delivery." He manages to utter, eyes still trained on the spot of the strange kid.

"What?"

"Trust me, I'm as confused."

It turns out that Clark's delivery is not an isolated incident. Over the past three months, various Justice League members have reported similar interactions with the Undead Florist.

Flash got a bouquet while trying to stop Captain Cold. The kid had wandered in the middle of a fight, unfreezing the speedster to hand over yellow lilies and sunflowers from a little boy named Teddy Smith in Central City. He had melted the freeze ray that was shot at him while Barry was in the middle of a panic, thinking he would watch a child die.

One little jingle and message was delivered in a Transatlantic accent later, and the boy was gone without a trace again. Bruce had gone to the scene, trying to find anything that could give him some clue, but he disputed the clear picture of his face and the recording of his voice. Nothing about the boy came up in their systems.

Wonder Woman was next, receiving two large bouquets of roses from a fellow woman she had rescued named Trix Cooperman. Her jingle was slightly smoother jazz , and the message leaned towards romantic than gratitude from a fan, but the boy had delivered it nonetheless.

He also took out Cheetah with a well-placed punch, highly impressing Diana. He had the makings of a warrior.

Then Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Martian Man Hunter, Batman, Martian Man Hunter, Hawkgirl, Aquaman, Zatanna, and surprisingly Vigilante each got their own flower grams.

None of them were able to get any information about the child, seeing as he only appeared when the members were in the middle of a fight, which was driving Bruce mad.

Of course, they had tracked down all the clients but met a dead end when each claimed they had never placed an order with Undead Florist. Even when Diana was holding her rope, the people gave the same answer.

They had no idea why Undead Florist was delivering flowers in their name or where the message that came along with the flowers appeared from. The chilling part was that the messages did actively represent their emotions and feelings towards the heroes, but how the overpowered child knew that was left unanswered.

The other thing that bothered Bruce was that the Undead Florist only appeared when they were in battle.

"Maybe it's because he doesn't know how to find you otherwise," Nightwing suggested at the Justice League-wide meeting.

"He uses a GPS that is locked into the heroes." Batman grunts, not dismissing the suggestion but challenging it, which causes his eldest son to shrug.

"Undead could be following online tips or something. It's not like the Leauge is seen just strolling around the cities, but people tweak when they do happen to see us."

"We could test that. Have a group of heroes just relaxing at a cafe or something. See where he appears and if there is a pattern after monitoring social media." Red Robin suggests, rubbing his chin.

Batman considers it before nodding. "I shall divide the teams."

The Justice League goes out, doing as instructed, and sure enough, they find the Undead Florist appearing more and more. Red Robing happily puts together the pattern, pointing to social media generated by the younger generation's demographics.

Undead Florist is an actual teenager using DCtweets to find heroes to bring flowers to. They have enough proof of that to show he's harmless if one ignores his more than impressive battle skills.

"Now all we need to do is catch him," Clark announces. "We don't want to scare him, but the Justice League really needs to know how he's doing all of this. It could be a security risk."

Meanwhile, Danny chills in his haunt, watching Sam tend to the flowers in a large greenhouse he placed for her. Tucker is typing away on a ghost zone-powered supercomputer, looking at all the Soul orders their business is getting.

The Ghost Zone didn't have a formal currency; they had Deals instead. Even small unconscious deals—like wishing on a shooting star, throwing a coin in a fountain, or sending a prayer or two—could be turned into deals if a higher being encountered them.

Luckily for those people, Danny and his lovers are very kind higher beings and choose to complete their requests in a way that satisfies all of their obsessions without stealing souls.

Sam got to spread her greenery across worlds, Tucker got to spend time with tech from different universes and Danny was able to explore and protect the souls of humans.

That Danny could exchange these Soul orders for gold was no one business but their own.

"Ohhh, another order, Red Robin, from Universe Nine!" Tucker crows. "It's roses in the shape of a heart from Kon-el. Aw, he's in love with his best friend!"

"That's sweet." Danny smiles, leaning over his boyfriend's shoulder to read the message he must memorize when he struts into Gotham. "I know how much fun dating best friends is."

"Let's help those losers confess then!" Sam calls, raising her hands as roses of various colors burst to life around her.

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #everlasting trio #Dimension travel #The JL are confused #Danny is a flower delivery boy running a business with his boyfriend and girlfriend #Crack #Just imagine this scranny looking kid wander around #This is after Phantom Planet but no reveal #Just poly powerup #Deals are currency in ghost zone

[chaos-bringer-13]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

#DO YOU SEE MY VISION #please #I'm not getting enough sleep #my brain is obsessed with weird stuff #I want Sam who barely looks human because she's one with nature #I want Tucker who looks regal and dangerous in his pharaoh clothes #I want Dan look like he can destruct the Earth with a wave of his hand #I want Dani who is everything there is in the world and you feel it in your bones #I want Jazz who sees your soul and your mind and you know it and there's nowhere to run #I want JL to meet all of them before meeting Danny #I want all of them to admit in their different ways that Danny is the greatest of them #I want JL to be VERY worried about meeting Danny #and then I want Danny to be as normal and friendly as possible #and I want him to treat all those eldritch creatures (his family and friends) as they're regular humans and nothing is weird about them #just hugs and love and praises #because it would cause so much confusion #this is NOT ghost king Danny #unless it is but he doesn't know (and either no one knows or no one told him because it's funnier this way and he's super oblivious) #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #DPxDC #DCxDP #danny phantom #isn't a crossover if you don't want it to be #could be any crossover if you do want it to be

[nelkcats]

Skeleton Invasion

Pariah's castle was boring, and since Danny had inherited it he hadn't really done anything with it, although he felt a little bad for the skeleton soldiers (even though he wasn't sure they actually had a personality, they always acted the same).

So he sent them on missions around the universes. They would probably cause a bit of chaos but they were the best option to investigate, since they couldn't die.

When one of them found many cracks to the Realms, he informed Danny immediately, and Danny sent more skeletons, just to be on the safe side.

Unbeknownst to him, the young King had caused panic in the DC universe. The Justice League wasn't sure what to make of the skeleton invasion (technically they weren't doing harm, they seemed to be wandering around and looking for something), it became a problem when they discovered what they were looking for.

Lazarus pits, the skeleton army was looking for Lazarus pits (Batman wondered if the skeleton's "master" wanted to use the pits), looking on in dismay, the League prepared for an impending invasion.

Though none of them expected a teenager emerging from a portal and congratulating the skeletons. What?

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #skeleton army #Danny caused chaos by accident #he just wanted to give a purpose to the skeletons #he even named them #Danny is pretty sure the skeletons have personalities but they're too scared of Pariah's reign #dp x dc #dc x dp #JL and JLD are confused #Why is there an army of skeletons invading? #and why don't they do anything? #Are they a reconnaissance squad? Does anyone plan to conquer earth? #they are paranoid #Danny is trying to be a good king

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what would be hilarious.

Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.

This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.

#He/They Batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #dc prompt #batman au #batman #trans batman #bruce wayne #trans jason todd #fuck it make all the guys trans #except for damian #make talia trans too #the kids are having a blast with this #the JL are all confused #they're trying to keep track of things but the batkids are purposely fucking with them #Gotham is CONVINCED all the bats start out female and through some sort of life cycle some switch to male #prompts

[hugsandchaos]

Imagine Danny running from Dash to escape the bullying, but then he spots Batman or some other member of the JL or batfamily and bolts past Dash screaming and in a bigger panic than before. And Dash is like “huh??” because these guys are real and for some reason after Danny??

Danny: I AIN’T BEING ADOPTED TODAY!!!

Dash: ????

#dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #danny doesn’t want to be adopted by the JL #Dash is confused #danny phantom and bat family #batfam #batfamily #JL

[weirdfishy]

John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine

vs

Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake

#john will never admit to danny that he /does/ use his weird terminology and will in danny's presence say 'oh yeah i vacuumed a ghost' #while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT' #constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE #tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file #dp #dc #dp x dc #dc x dp #fishy’s bubbles #john constantine #tim drake #constantine just says nephew bc wtf is he /supposed/ to say?? the KING of the GHOSTS gave him a WEAPON AGAINST GHOSTS?? #well technically it's not like he shatters their cores...just puts them in a time out room

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Believix fairy Danny, fairy of the realms balance! Prompt

Danny is just trying to scout a good city to set up as a base in but he keeps getting sidetracked. He keeps needing to save people and helping!

It's not his fault for saving that little boy from the fire or that cat rescue needed help getting all those cats out.

"Danny you cannot keep doing this! Sam exasperatedly yelled at him over the com link. Danny involuntarily wincing slightly.

"Well what was i supposed to do, not save those poor cats? I couldn't just not save them!"

"Danny do you have fairy dust for a brain! The justice League is looking for you The Batman wants you in for questioning you!"

* Damian was the "little boy" Danny saved. Said little boy is still railing from having been saved by a fairy. With big fairy wings and fairy dust fluttering in the wind.

Believix fairy Danny, fairy of the realms balance! Witch Sam who switched to be a, Specialists Sam & Tucker!

#Winx fairy X #dpxdc #danny fenton #Winx fairy Danny #Jl are confused about the fairy boy that keeps popping up randomly #Danny is flying around trying to find a good place to buckle down in #Danny is the first fairy to live in that dimension in 3000 year's #Sam and tucker are specialists #Sam was a witch but switched to the red fountain last year #prompt #believix #Damian was the “little boy” Danny saved #Said little boy is still railing from having been saved by a fairy #Winx club x Dp x Dc #winx club

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Superman and ecto-contaminated food

Danny fucked up

He fucked up reeeeeaaallly bad

So it was 3:00am and he'd just got back from a night of ghost fights, he went into the kitchen to get a midnight snack

However it was today that all the contaminants of the fridge got to ecto-contaminated and came to life

Danny in his sleep deprived brain, accidentally took this as another ghost fight...but

Rather than just crush them...

He accidentally opened a portal...to an unknown location because danny can't remember what he was thinking about when he opened the portal...

Fuck he's gunna need clockworks help

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Im metropolis superman is a mix of confusion and concern when a portal ripped open over him

And...glowing living(?) Food fell through.

Angry living food apparently because the second they( it?) Saw him the food banded together like a robot and started to fight him

Oh...and the living food is also MADE of kryptonite

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He's even more confused when 2 weeks later, a teenager swung in(literaly, where was that a vine?)

Used a net launcher with the name "FENTON" on it, to catch all the food

Ripped open a portal that lools like the one the living food came through,

And disapered

Oh...and the kid didnt have a heart beat

Wtf

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #superman #superman is confused #ectoplasm is kryptonite in the DC universe #tired danny #danny has to fight living food #he's used to it #superman is not #he has no clue what to tell the JL without needing a phyc evaluation

[jesncin]

We know YOUR thoughts on Killer Croc and that you'd like him to fight King Shark

What are Ma'al's thoughts

Ma'al's opinion on Killer Croc is somewhere between "smash" or "pass" I hope that is helpful.

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #killer croc #waylon jones #jl remix #can't believe killer croc is a Jones that makes this so confusing asdfaf DC stop naming people John or Jones challenge #rudy jones john jones and now waylon jones like PLS #gettin' back to doodlin' answers! #simpfodumpingboard

[sammygrimoire]

Everyone felt confused as the glow of the summoning circle finally died down, the League had managed to subdue the cultists too late and now...

Wait, who and what were the cultists trying to summon?

Constantine stared at the ghost? bride?? That appeared over the summoning circle, looking confused and tired. The lead cultist had clearly screamed about summoning the Ghost king... wait, this dumbasses didn't accidentally managed to summon its bride did they???

Oh no, oh nononononono--

Danny just want a nap after a whole week of doing paperwork.

#Shitty art #dc x dp #art #arrange marriage #miscommunication #Dani was playing dress up with him as a dare #He lost a bet #Now he got summoned halfway through putting on makeup #ghost king danny #Ghost king/ghost bride #Widow??? #jk jk... unless? #accidents happen #Batfam is confused #The JL is also there I think #Constantine is sweating in the background #The cultist #Danny is very confused #He is also very tired #Somebody just said something #Danny:... I do??????? #[Enter Jason/Damian(maybe Tim??) Who is in the sacrificial part of the summoning circle]:*muffled confusion #Nobody knows what the fuck is happening

[ryoalouette]

You guys know Doraemon? Futuristic cat(?) robot(??) that have this magical pocket that holds everything you can imagine? From doors that can bring you to anywhere in the world, flying hat, a gun that would alter something in the reality, etc, etc.

And then you add this post as inspiration, well.

Everyone in JL is Convinced that Batman has everything in his Bat-belt that it literally holds everything. Ofc canonically it has everything that Batman's quite prepared for, like say- Kryptonite, jerky, shark repellent, and so on.

But then imagine when Batman pulls out something that shouldn't be possible from his belt, like maybe- idk, a vacuum (portable), welding machine, hair dryer, a glass vial(!! Batman, that's dangerous-) etc, in one sitting. And none of those devices are the type that's able to be folded or taken apart/assembled so quickly. And then it goes from small things to big things like a wholeass suitcase. In his belt.

AKA

It's not Batman that's Deified, it's his utility belt.

Sadly, upon being stolen it's a normal utility belt. When Batman wears some other utility belt, the belt become Deified. Literally when any utility belt that Batman used will be Deified. Batman, the one who shall Deify any utility belt if said belt is in contact with him.

This can be crossover or nah, but I imagine if it's crossover with DP, Batman's belt would be referred to Batman's 4D Belt that's quite famous across the GZ. Maybe Danny's the one creating the objects that would look like A but the function isn't A, but it's G instead. Like Doraemon. Or my other post the other day.

#batman #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #crack #prompt #lowkey imagining Batman doesn't explain anything about whatever things he pulled out from his belt #Even the things that shouldn't make sense #but somehow it works in this situation? #Everyone is very confused #but I kinda imagine Batman doing this to Hal specifically #and to the JL in general #he's most definitely a troll #Still tho #Deified Belt AU #What a weird “meta” ability

[arrowmaker15]

(on the Watchtower)

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan): Does anyone wanna explain what's going on here?

Red Hood: I died. Then got better.

The Flash: I don't think that's what he meant.

Batman: Then what did he mean?

Superman: I think it's because the one person who has been an international terrorist while also being a Justice League priority target is the same tiny teenager they saw get grounded a few years ago.

Red Hood: Ah, ol' Felipe Garza. I wonder how his trip to hell is going?

Flash: So not the point-

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #green lantern #red hood #barry allen #batman #superman #hal jordan #jason todd #the flash #bruce wayne #clark kent #so many are so confused #bruce is wondering why everybody is like this #his child is getting the same look lex luthor gets and he doesn't like it #he's ready to punch another green motherfucker on the JL

[nelkcats]

Klarion's new interest

Young Justice was busy recently, this was because Klarion had been extremely active, attacking continuously. When they asked him about it in one of their battles, he said that the Order of Chaos had found "The key to immortality and absolute power over the dead" something that really did not interest him, so he distanced himself from the matter.

Young Justice forgot to inform the Justice League of this event due to how exhausted they felt. They remembered it at the moment that the Order of Chaos appeared again in a warehouse, although this time they seemed to have a hostage.

Danny had only spent 5 minutes with the cultists for the week and he was already getting tired. Cultists had a weird name and were complaining about a "failed spell", something about them wanting to attract someone very powerful and he coming instead, which, rude, but he wasn't going to correct them either.

Danny wondered if it was worth getting out of the chains, but that would probably tell them he was more than "a normal teen" so he didn't, either way Clockwork would probably warn him if he was in danger. He yawned, bored with all the talk and met the gaze of a boy with his hair in the shape of horns watching him carefully, he looked great. The halfa greeted him happily and the boy looked doubly confused.

Danny also noticed the people in colorful costumes on the roof but he didn't care much. The cultists seemed to come to terms and led him to the center of the circle, Danny raised an eyebrow as they performed the spell again. It didn't seem to work, as he vanished for a few seconds and reappeared in the same place.

"You're not very good at magic are you?" Danny asked with amusement, Klarion took a little more interest in him.

When all the heroes descended and most of them stopped paying attention to him, Danny looked at the cool haired guy (the only one staring) and grinned with all his fangs, winking at him (with his toxic green eyes) before disappear from sight.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #Order of Chaos definitely found the key to immortality and power #The ghost king is the key #but since Danny is a halfa well #They tough their spell failed #Danny appeared in the middle of the summoning circle with a burger in hand and a frown #He is used to summons but doesn't like them #He often pretends to be a normal guy so they leave him alone #dp x dc #dc x dp #Klarion is curious because he expected Danny to be scared #or furious #but Danny just looked bored #like he was used to it #the JL would be confused when they check the hostage

[puppetmaster13u]

Y'know what, yet another de-aged Danny idea where he falls into another world. But Clockwork sends Fright Knight to go watch over him to stop something bad from happening. The heroes of said world were not prepared, at all.

#dpxdc #prompts #The JL are confused about this lil glowing green toddler with lil snek body #They are then alarmed by Massive Glowing Knight looking thing emerging from the shadows to scoop up said child #No one mentions anything at the time but does later joke about how there were 'Batman' vibes going on with the whole situation #fright knight #de aged danny #Honestly I want Fright Knight & Batman to get along and be friends lol #Bruce became the embodiment of his fear to fight in Gotham & is called the dark knight so they can be fear/knight buddies #Bruce can use Alfred to help with the whole new single dad thing lol #Once he gets over his suspicions and anxiety and all that fun stuff #Not ghost king Danny #He a lil baby ancient #Fright probably calls him his lil prince tho

[wolfsbanesparks]

Do you think Captain Marvel would introduce Mary Marvel and Freddy (boy needs a better name than CM3, I swear) to the Justice League? Or would they meet them on their own eventually? Slow rumors that cap has sidekicks/is a dad until he stops and tells them about them?

Hi anon!

I think that in the immediate aftermath Mary and Freddy getting their powers, it kind of slipped Cap's mind to tell the Justice League about them. After all, finding your long lost twin sister and bringing your best friend back from the brink of death are both very intense events, and teaching them to use their powers takes up a lot of his attention.

I think he doesn't even realize that the JL don't know about Mary and Freddy until someone pulls up a news story/footage of the Marvels and asks him about it directly. And then Cap would be so excited to introduce them (because you know how much he loves letting everyone know how amazing they are). Though I imagine he insists they aren't his sidekicks.

An alternate version would be he mentions them casually in conversation. Like "Mary and I have been volunteer downtown" or "I've been teaching Jr how to do xyz" and whoever he's talking to is reeling. Who's Mary? And Jr? And that would certainly lead to some rumors.

Either way, Cap would be ecstatic to introduce Mary and Freddy to the JL once someone gives him the idea. Though after introductions, people are perhaps even more confused as to how they are related.

This was so fun to think about! Thank you for the ask!

#shazam #ask me whatever you want y'all #billy batson #dc captain marvel #mary marvel #captain marvel jr #freddy freeman #mary bromfield #I think the transitional period where the world learns about Mary Marvel and CM3 would be so fun #and the JL are just so confused #rumors would be wild especially if Freddy is called jr

[trans-xianxian]

so funny to me that wei wuxian was like "jin ling you need to fight more people while you're still young" and then immediately gets stabbed like a day later

#I know jl stabbing wwx is like an emotionally poignant moment in his confused and angry adolescence #but it also does sort of come across like wwx was like you need to stand up for yourself aggressively! #and then immediately met the consequences of that advice #ghost posts #text #wwx #jl