#The gods agree!

[forgetful-nerd]

We've all talked about Leo and his affinity with being thrown through windows, but has anyone else notice how frequently Raph get eye trauma?

#seriously what the fuck is up with the constant eye trauma for this Turtle #I know we don't see the worm actually bury itself in 2012 raph’s eye but I think we all agree that is what happened right? #like god damn this boy can't keep both his eyes to save his life #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #2012 raph #2003 raph #tmnt sainw #sainw #sainw raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise raph #rise of the tmnt #tmnt raph #raph #raphael

[bookcub]

in hindsight, a lot of romantic couples from children's and ya books wouldn't make it in the long run. many wouldn't get married or even date all through high school.

but the one couple i will never doubt is percy and annabeth. i don't care what anyone else says, they are together forever, and no one can change my mind.

#pjo #percabeth #there are other ships i believe who will make it #but they are who i will die on the hill for #percy jackson #annabeth chase #thank god rick agrees with me #we have our disagreements #but at least we agree on this

[luthienne]

anyway literally everyone is going through something all the time!!! everyone is wounded!!! everyone is human & no one makes it out of this life unscathed!! maybe try approaching people in good faith instead of always defaulting to the worst possible interpretations of each other

#the way people will pounce at the opportunity to unload on someone the second they have perceived A Wrongdoing #and then justify that with trauma like. i have been Traumatized so therefore i am allowed to make this other person feel like shit #never mind that life is not a binary set of right and wrong choices/beliefs and you are never going to agree with someone 100% of the time #and that disagreement ≠ the other person being a terrible human being. please god allow for some nuance and grace #stop putting people on pedestals stop with the unproblematic king/queen culture stop reducing other people to the image of them in your head

[guardian-of-soho]

“Oh, Crowley, nothing lasts forever.”

“No. No, I don’t suppose it does.”

Is

“I feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlys.”

#good omens 2 #god it kills me the difference #between the tone he says it in #and the tone in which Crowley agrees

[erinsintra]

finally managed to find what is likely my favourite internet comic ever

#and god i've been both sides #other people.... OTHER PEOPLE #just not the ones i agree with #fyp #fypツ #memes #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #explorepage #tumblr fyp #foryou #meme #dumb shit #shitpost #shitposting

[daphnalia]

and they were galpals

#oh i am SO predictable #alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes! #but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️ #also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭 #i will write so much fanfiction #for the firsy time in my life #i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends #if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die #dndads #dungeons and daddies #apple pie #IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED #Kelsey Grammar #is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows #Trudy Trout #someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name #the peachyville horror #peachyville #love them so so so much #god dammit they did it again #hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW #me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey

[nibeul]

libs are so damn annoying, if you have to choose one guy to “protect democracy”, your democracy is fucking dead. “If there is an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to pick the lesser evil” if there’s an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to rid of the system that’s producing them in the first place

#shut up about ‘you need to vote for Biden’ my god #newsflash there are other people running who aren’t Biden or Trump #‘but giving them ur vote is throwing ur vote away cuz they’re not gonna way’ #so you agree the system is fucked up? Jesus Christ

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #ace attorney #dgs #tgaa #goulstrade #maria gorey #gina lestrade #GOD I MISS THEM #goulstrade is so funny to me. they're both freaks. they're both weirdos #BUT IT AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THAT #IT'S ABOUT THE PARALLELS (yes. again.) AND THE #THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD #both outcasts in different ways... both looked up to someone who ended up letting them down... hooh... #on a happier note I do think that maria would find gina endearing #I don't think maria knows what feelings are. exactly. #she just sort of goes 'it's that funny blonde girl again. day 130 of gina not agreeing to let me dissect her' #and gina is just like wat da hell. you're so scary. i need you in my life #girl knows if she befriends maria then she'll never have an enemy again #and she's right! #blah blah blah gina who has seen too much of the world and maria who has seen too little of it #thanks for coming to my goulstrade presentation where I make things up #I really enjoy them. teehee

[choccy-milky]

I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.

THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too

seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO

all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨

#ironically as i was drawing this i was re-watching hbomberguys video essay 'sherlock is garbage and heres why' LMAOO sorry clora #i do want to read the OG stories now though i was looking at the sets on amazon👀 #ask #choccyart #i can also imagine clive and clora arguing over sherlocks death and the ending bc clive thinks it was effective but cloras like NO #arthur conan doyle hated his sherlock series since he wanted his historical stories to be more popular #i can imagine clive enjoying his historical stories more and agreeing whereas cloras like hell no MORE SHERLOCK ONLY SHERLOCK #god and margaret just sitting there as they have a heated debate during dinner like :) how are the mashed potatoes you two?? :) #save her #also cloras face in the first panel cracks me tf up and i also kinda have the urge to punch it which just makes it funnier SORRY

[feelingtheaster99]

Oh my gosh Beardsley that was SO SMART to figure out the people whose blood crystallizes are the people who TURN DOWN being brought back to worship Ankarna god DAMN

#that’s so interesting that buddy agreed to that so quickly #like the man was FULL helio #then got murdered and was like FUCK THAT I’mma rep this nameless rage god #do you think he knew that was gonna happen #I’m gonna say no and he was so mad at Kipperlilly for murdering him that he agreed #which is maybe what she wanted to happen although as a long term plan that seems… poor to say the least #ankarna #d20 ankarna #buddy dawn #kipperlilly copperkettle #kipperlilly clerickiller #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy speculation #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high speculation #fhjy ep 16 #untapped rage #untapped rage spoilers #live reaction #ally beardsley #kristen applebees #lotta SMART MOVES from Kristen applesbees in the last two Les

[marcusagrippa]

i bought a. rome book from the charity shop today and i gotta say the author has the most unsubtle history crush on agrippa every single chance he gets he's talking about his broad shoulders and deep masculine voice and manly bulk and how he was so muscular that he broke a greek couch when he tried to sit on it and

#i agree with this agenda #book was um emperor the blood of gods ithink #agrippa

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

Halsin, just saying

”Wherever you need me”

and

“Take care out there”

when you tell him he should stay at camp.

NO whinging, NO moping, just trusting and agreeing.

WE DONT TALK WNOUGH ABOUT THIS

THE MAN DOESN’T GIVE YOU A HARD TIME

HE JUST *DOES* IT

#Halsin #god bless #halsin silverbough #its like medicine everytime I hear him just agree #Istg #bg3 #maybe it’s bc I’m a mom

[cowardlykrow]

Despite herself, the Emma is wooed

#an anon wanted Paul and or Emma so here’s both! #just don’t look at the arms don’t do it stop it oh my god #alt captions: Getcha cup of autistic rizz #//Art request #this was the kinda piece where I knew it was going wrong but I was too stubborn to pause and fix it ✨ #Paulkins #that’s the ship name right? #Paul matthews #Emma Perkins #Oh PS. all artist and non artist: Make sure to go to your visibility settings and turn on Prevent third party sharing! #will it help? who knows but at least you’ll have some proof you did not agree to the AI bs #starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #Jon has such…. such a face! I don’t think I can ever do it properly #the guy who didn’t like musicals #@staff 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[rassebers]

SECOND YEAR SWAG

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #panda jjk #inumaki toge #maki zenin #gojo satoru #my rart #i know the stronger the person inumaki uses cursed speech on the harder it is for it to be effective #but in this scenario the jujutsu gods smiled upon the world and agreed that gojo should shit himself #because I say so

[animentality]

glass onion trended for like a solid week, if not more. puss in boots is still trending, and has been for at least over a week.

meanwhile, i still haven't seen avatar 2 content. no theories, no fanart, not even fans thirsting.

bizarre.

avatar is such a bizarre mega billion dollar franchise. a cgi spectacle bereft of cultural staying power and creative energy.

the normies might watch it, and throw their cash in a colorful wet dumpster, but the artists of tumblr have SPOKEN.

they are thirsting over that white wolf and headcanoning weird benoit blanc scenarios.

god bless us all.

impeccably deranged tastes. as always. good show, tumblr.

#puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #avatar 2 #glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #before you say im not following the right people i want to preempt you and say i am actually #because i thought avatar 2 was pathetic and boring #and im glad to see that my mutuals agree #but also #that the rest of tumblr does too because my last avatar 2 post was people who didnt even know it was out #and god bless em all

[arotechno]

these tags have been bothering me for a few days now. i understand wanting some private time at home with your partner, but can you not see that this is EXACTLY the attitude i'm talking about?

does your third housemate ALSO get an allotted time where you and your partner have to leave, or is it only for you? is this something you coordinate on days when your housemate is already independently making other plans, or are you just expecting to be able to kick them out of the house at will like this is a college dorm room?

this isn't a situation where you are three equal parties building a life, this is you and your partner treating someone else like a third wheel you wish would go away and a money bank to help you pay your bills. if that works for all parties involved then it's no skin off my nose, but can't you see that this is literally not at all the situation that i was describing? i'll make a very personal post about how it hurts when people act like my housemates would be justified in trying to get rid of me and alloromantic people will literally be like "this sounds great—as long as i can get rid of you!" like do y'all hear yourselves. do you actually see the words when aros post or is it just static for you.

this is the way people talk about their children, how they want their children out of the house so they can have some alone time. not the way you should be talking about a fellow adult who literally pays for and whose name is on the deed of the house you all live in. aro people aren't housepets.

#op #god this fucking sucks. can y'all get some self awareness #alloros mind your own fucking business challenge!! learn to read the room!! it was a personal post!! #(this does not apply to anyone who reblogged agreeing w how stupid the nuclear family model is #and sharing their own similar households you are all genuinely sosososo cool) #i like solidarity i just don't like people trivializing and missing the point of everything i say!