#Well 👆 here they are. I love them

[sepiamestus]

@duckietine your girls have infested my brain like worms. Brainworms, if you will

#Hiiiii umm. Remember like a month-ish ago when i asked for art suggestions and you told me to draw them and i. Forgor #Well 👆 here they are. I love them #Art tag #Tpn #the promised neverland #Gilda tpn #Anna tpn #Gildanna

[a-hazbin-reader]

K so I loved your egg and dog, why not next a real kid. The cannibal kids, like the kids adore y/n when ever she comes to town to visit. They do multiple fun activities like makeing flower crowns or just somthing as simple as hopscotch!

(Proves y/n would be a good mom.)

Y/N would be a good mom!! I believe in her!!

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Children in mild danger, Cartoonish antics, Reader wants children, Alastor being possessive, Sad implications

Description: 👆⬆️

Alastor likes taking you to Cannibal Town, he likes that everyone there loves you nearly as much as he does

He likes showing you off and letting Rosie brag about you for him

Because she totally brags about you, not letting Alastor get a word out to say it himself

And the children all listen to Rosie so they quickly turn their attention on you with sparkling eyes and grabby hands

And you are immediately enamored with them too, giving them tight squeezes and gentle pecks on their chubby cheeks

It's adorable that the children have taken such a shine to you, really it is

"Y/N! Y/N! Come play with us!"

"Alright~ Alright~"

Not the littlest one leading you by holding onto your finger

And the way you indulge them just makes his heart melt, watching you play along with their antics

You mend their clothes for them, bandage their boo-boos, bring them snacks so they aren't tempted to gnaw on each other

Or you

Plus it gives him time to chat with Rosie or shop for surprise gifts for you so he doesn't necessarily mind it

Except those kids never seem to run out of energy or get sick of your attention

Sometimes he finds you surrounded by them, all of you snuggled up together and relaxed

Are those flowers in your hair?

Yes, yes they are.

Or you'll seek him out, one child on your shoulders and another in your arms, both asleep

But your husband wants to take you home and get some snuggles with you for himself

And cannibal children are fucking ruthless when it comes to something they want so he has to get creative to get his wife back

"Here~! Have some scissors! Run as fast as you can with them~!"

"ALASTOR!"

"Oh fuck-"

They 100% fight back though, those children are smart and ruthless, quick to realize Alastor is competition

That's part of why he likes the cannibal children so much tbh

They will literally throw him in a well if it means spending five more minutes with you

It becomes a cartoonish war between Alastor and the children, one with little malice but many dangerous antics on both ends

With you in the middle

You even start to play along, picking different sides at random and turning things into a game

It's totally not an excuse to watch your husband play with children and it definitely doesn't make your heart ache

Once Alastor stops to realize how you're looking at him and sees how much warmth your gaze holds then he starts to understand something

Something that makes his heart throb a little but he tucks it away for when you two are alone

Alastor starts to join you in hanging out with the children after that, enjoying the maternal side of you more than he would care to admit

And seeing him act even remotely fatherly is obviously doing things for you so that's a bonus for him too

You two are constantly followed by a gaggle of children now, the two of you looking like duck parents

If you run into any of the overlords then Alastor will pit the kids against them, telling them to get their Aunty/Uncle

Bonus points if its Vox and they take off a piece of him and bring it back to Alastor

They love biting their Uncle Vox~

They even visit you two at the hotel sometimes, all of them storming the building and wreaking havoc until they find your room

Not all of them trying to sneak into bed with you two as silently as possible

Okay no-

He's going to start locking doors now

Go ahead, old man they'll just break them down

Alastor totally doesn't make them Charlie and Vaggie's problem afterwards just so that he can have some peace

More cuddles with his wife please

"Alastor...we should get the children home..."

"Five more minutes, my dear~"

How can you say no to him when he's kissing your neck like that?

Five more minutes

He's amused when you try to explain away the love marks on your neck and shoulders in a PG way

Kids ask the silliest questions, don't they?

You always sigh happily at the end of the day once the kids have gone home, leaning on your husband

You look tired but happy, Alastor committing the look to memory

He catches you staring at the kids fondly and looking at baby clothes a little more often

Maybe you hold a baby for a little too long, voice a little too thick with emotion

It's obvious to him that being around the children makes you happy but also makes you wish for something more

And all he wants is his wife to be happy

So maybe he should have that conversation with you that he's been putting off for awhile

Alastor isn't really a coward, but when it comes to difficult conversations with you, he's definitely reluctant

He doesn't like to see you get worked up and if the conversation goes where he thinks it's going to go then...you're gonna get upset

Waits until the two of you are snuggled up together in bed, his arm wrapped snuggly around you

You're nearly asleep, happily breathing in your husband's scent and lazily stroking his chest

"Y/N...do you want a family with me?"

Now you're wide awake

🥹🥺🥹 literally me after this

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin x reader

[taurussbabe]

Hey! How are you?

I’ve been reading your blog over the past while and been really keen to request something for Mason…

Could you write an imagine where Mason invites the reader to the pub to meet all his mates. It’s a last minute thing, so the reader meets Mason after work. But she of course looks breathtaking…but maybe the reader is so tired from work so Mason takes her home at the end of the night and they have a cosy night in.

I’m very much in the feels right now, so I’ll take annnny fluff 😂

Thank you so much, have a good day! 🥰 xx

about... it's in the request 👆🧸

pairing: mason mount x fem!reader

A/n: hii! I'm good, thank you. I hope you like this anon! 🫶🤍

word count: 1k

"Hi love" you heard on the other side of the line, instantly making you smile

"Hi Babe, what's up?"

You could hear a lot of noise around him, but you were still able to listen to him chuckle at something someone had said.

"Listen, me and some of my mates are going to the pub. Do you wanna come join us?"

"Me?" You asked, not having met his friends yet and not really wanting to meet them after a work day.

"Yeah, I want my girl to meet my friends. And I only have one girlfriend, so yeah, you." You chuckled at his comment and thought about it for a second. "Love?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm here, do you really want me to come? Have you seen how I look after work?"

"You mean absolutely breathtaking?" You could hear people behind him laughing and someone say 'oh mason is in looovee', what made you chuckle

"Thank you, and if you really want me to go, I'll be there, just send me the address"

He thanked you and said his goodbyes before hanging up.

Being with mason was different than anything else you've ever experienced, he was the nicest person to you, your ray of sunshine.

You really liked him and you knew he liked you too, but you have yet to meet his friends and family, but you weren't trying to rush your it because you haven't even said 'I love you' to each other. You felt it and you knew he felt you too but you didn't want to rush things, you both were aware of your feelings and that was enough for now.

Soon after he ended the call, you received a text with an address and a heart emoji next to it.

When you left work, you texted mason letting him know that you were leaving and asking for him to meet you outside.

Once you got to the address, you fixed your clothes a little bit, trying to look more fresh and also checked yourself on your phone to make sure your hair was still looking good. You walked the rest of the way and felt someone's eyes on you and when you looked up, you saw mason. You felt your heart flutter at the sight of him waiting for you, hands in is pockets.

"Hey" he said pulling you in for a hug, placing one hand on your cheek, kissing you softly before pulling you towards the pub, but you stopped him, pulling his hand.

"Do I look good?" You ask causing him to move both of his hands to yours, grabbing one and making you do a little spin

"Are you kidding me? Most gorgeous person in this whole country, hell, in this whole world. I'm one lucky guy to have you." His words made you blush and look down, when his other hand grabbed your chin, softly forcing you to look at him. "They're gonna love you, I promise. Are you ready?"

You just nodded, suddenly not feeling brave enough to said any words.

When you walked in the pub he held your hand and gave it a soft kiss, all while looking at you with complete love and adoration.

He pulled you by your hand through the pub until you reached a table full of his friends

"Guys, this is y/n, my girlfriend" he said while dragging his hand across your back, softly caressing you in an attempt to calm you.

Everyone greeted you and you ended up sitting in mason's lap, due to the smallness of the table, along with some of the other girls who were sitting in their boyfriend's lap as well.

"Are you okay?" Mason softly whispered on your ear

"Yeah, just tired" you said and he pressed a kiss to your cheek, followed by kai making 'wooo' sounds, clearly mocking mason

"Let them be, they're in love" sophia, his girlfriend, said, softly slapping his arm. You ignored the love comment and so did mason, only laughing at her gesture.

"Well, it was fun guys, but I think we're gonna head home"

"It was so nice meeting you all" you said as mason man hugged his mates while tou said goodbye to the girls.

.

The car ride home was quiet, his hand on your thigh, softly caressing it, while humming to the song the radio was playing

His eyes were on the rode but he often switched his gaze to look at you.

"You didn't need to come home with me, you were clearly having fun"

"I know, but I wanted to, where you are is where I want to be" he reached for you hand, kissing your knuckles sweetly

The rest of the ride was spent with you both singing along to songs, before he parked in his driveway.

You walked into the house, dropping yourself on the couch before sighing loudly

"I'm gonna run you a bath, be right back" he kissed the top of your head and you smiled at him

.

You got out of the bathroom, hair still half wet and saw mason lying on the bed, only in his sweatpants, scrolling on his phone before he noticed you and patted down on the bed next to him, signaling you to join him.

You laid down next to him and he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you on top of him, head resting on his chest as he massaged your scalp.

"You know" he said, catching your attention causing you to look up at him "what they said, about being in love, they were actually right. I'm in love with you Y/n, you know, I think since the day I met you, and it's time you officially know that." He smiled at you, kissing the top of your head, making you blush slightly

"You're lucky, you know, because I happen to love you too, mason mount" he chuckled at your comment and hugged you tight, planting a million little kisses to your whole face.

The rest of the night was spent cuddling, talking about the future together, and a lot of make-out sessions.

#mason mount #mason mount x you #mason mount x reader #mason mount x oc #mason mount fluff #mason mount imagine #mason mount drabble #taurussbabe

[in1-nutshell]

Love from Vietnam again (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง❤️👉👈

I was thinking,...

How about (Agent Buddy, who very clumsy and get a lil too serious when he in mission, can even eat horse heart to keep the character) You write this before 😃👆my fav one to read✨

Agent Buddy got into Shattered Glass Au somehow, he saw the SG!Kid getting kidnap by SG!Bumblebee.

Serious mode on and Agent Buddy save the days.

How SG!Con think about Agent Buddy who was so cool 1s before and then he fall face-slam the ground? 🤩

P/S: I see many request are rejects cause you never see them, I'm so confused that you never hear about "Demon Slayer", that was a famous anime btw 😅

Thank for reading this (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง✨❤️

Wow! Its been a while since I wrote Agent Buddy. Also a hot minute since I've wrote for SG!

I'm not to well versed with most anime out there. Sometimes I might know it from a picture, but like I said, I don't know much.

Hope you enjoy!

Human Buddy the Clumsy Agent going into the TFP SG! universe

SFW, Platonic, Human reader

TFP

Curse Buddy and their clumsiness!

They just wanted to get a muffin from the vending machine, now they were in some sort of alternate universe.

How did they get here?

It’s complicated to explain…

It involved 34 cents, marbles, a funky looking machine, cranberry juice, and a stray potato.

…It’s been a day for Buddy.

On top of that Buddy had to save these alternate versions of the kids from ‘evil’ Bumblebee with a skateboard and a pebble; to then run into a ‘good’ Knockout who didn’t bat an eye when Buddy sprayed mud on his paintjob.

Buddy is so confused by everything around the.

Has actively questioned what is real before snapping out of it.

Right now, their main objective was to get back home.

Thankfully, these versions of the Cons were more than happy to help Buddy get back home, as a thanks to helping the kids.

Team that finds Buddy to be a force of nature

The Cons are confused about this new human. It was one thing to have the kids around, but now they have to deal with another human that was from another universe. As they try and figure out how to send Buddy back to their universe, they can spot the difference in their personalities. They are a bit disturbed when Buddy tells them about the run-in’s they had with their versions of the Con’s.

Megatron

Starscream

Knockout

Team that is confused by Buddy’s very existence

They are just trying to figure out the logic behind Buddy. How could they go from such a fun, loveable, and extremely clumsy person to a highly trained agent? Some act as a second shadow to Buddy. They are just worried that they are going to hurt themselves badly. Several theories have been made about Buddy’s back story and their universe. They don’t like hearing stories about their alternatives.

Soundwave

Shockwave

Breakdown

Team that wants to get rid of this outsider

All the Autobots of this universe hate how this organic creature has managed to become a thorn in their side in trying to conquer this world.

#transformers x reader #maccadam #human buddy #tfp #tfp x reader #tfp decepticons #tfp SG!

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Karasuno’s Manager

🧁🍩Miss Manager loves to Bake 🍪 🍰

Karasuno featuring Seijoh x female! manager (she/her pronouns)

Warnings: pure fluff

AN: This is probably the cutest anon request ever 🥹

Let me just say this

Kageyama might be “king of the court” but YN is “Queen of Karasuno” 👸

Honestly these boys absolutely worship you

Literally, they act as if they don’t have three managers

They literally will lay down in a puddle of mud while you step on them

Will do the above 👆 for any of their three managers

But you, you my love are super special to our boys

Why you ask?

Well it’s because you provide them with nutrients to survive 😌

That’s right, your love of baking and the fine art of culinary creations only helps you out with our beloved crows

You’ve learned to cater to all their needs

Filling recipes with top tier ingredients for success

Things like fruits, nuts, and even sneaking some veggies in there

Like zucchini bread or carrot cake

Listen, even if it’s in a desert, it still counts as a fruit or veggie

I don’t want to hear “tHe SuGaR cAnCeLs It OuT”

Because like these boys need the sugar to run and jump all over the place ok 🤚🏻

You bake almost daily as a form of stress release and therapy

Please you need it with the team you manage 🙄

And you always bring in the treats for the boys!

And they ALWAYS eat them up

“These are fantastic Yn what are they called?” Hinata asks

“They are Fudgy Pumpkin Brownie bites! It’s a new recipe!” You exclaim as Kageyama and Noya go in for thirds

“You fit a whole pumpkin in here Yn?!?” Hinata : D

You 👉🏻😐

“I think she means that there is pumpkin in the recipe not one per bite,” Ennoshita explains

I never claimed they were smart Yn

Anyways, you are always there to help our precious boys fill their bellies

You are in charge of snacks for games and practice, often finding joy in everything you do

So when the prelims for the road to spring nationals start, you are busy whipping up some goodies

You bake the entire weekend before, preparing for every possible scenario

Protein muffins for in between matches

Chocolate chip cookies for after they win matches

You even prepare some of your famous Strawberry shortcake cookies just incase the boys happen to lose

Not that we think they will, don’t get me wrong but it’s always nice to be prepared

Anyways, the prelims start and Karasuno dominates

Like, did we really thinking they wouldn’t 💅

Anyways, tensions run high as the boys go into their match with Seijoh

You remember the first time they fought against Seijoh and how the loss crushed them

But fueled up on your high-protein muffins, these boys are ready to kick butt!

And kick butt they do!

They beat Seijoh and prepare to meet Shiratorizawa in the finals

After the game, you notice how upset Seijoh is after their loss

You knew this was the third years last tournament and seeing them cry hurt

You thought about if it was your boys

And with that, there was only one thing left to do

So you pulled out a piece of paper and wrote a little note and stuck it in the box of cookies

As your team was preparing to leave, you grabbed your box of Strawberry Shortcake cookies and ran over to Seijoh

Karasuno rn 👉🏻👀

“Excuse me?” You said as the entire Seijoh team turned around and looked at you

“You guys played an excellent game and you deserve these,” you said handing Seijoh your expertly wrapped cookies

Oikawa accepted, saying nothing

Please you left him speechless

Too bad Kunimi’s too sad to even record this moment 😭

You smile and wave as you run back to your team

Meanwhile, back the gym the Seijoh boys are extremely sad

“Hey what did that manager from Karasuno give you Oikawa?” Kindaichi asked as Oikawa reached for the box

He reached for it, opening it as the note slipped out

Iwa picked the note up and began reading it

It read “Thank you for playing your hardest! You deserve these. Xoxo YN, Karasuno’s Manager”

“It’s cookies,” Oikawa said as he began to pass them around and Iwa showed Oiks the note

Oikawa rn 👉🏻😐🥺😭

Please the entire Seijoh team is eating your cookies and crying Yn 😩

The next few days go by

You are in the gym taking notes when a teacher comes to get you

“Excuse me?”

“Yes,” Takeda asks

“Umm there is a team of boys at the front gate here to see Yn,” the teacher says

Karasuno 👉🏻 a team…. OF BOYS 😐😑

Tanaka and Noya 👉🏻 FOR YN?!?? 😡🤬

“Oh my ok!” You say, getting up and walking towards the gates of Karasuno

Tanaka, Noya, Kags and Hinata are ready to go

It takes the entire rest of the team to hold them back 🙄

“WHAT IF THEY KIDNAP YN??” Noya shouts

“They literally showed up at the front of school in broad daylight, like that’s gonna happen,” Suga say, rolling his eyes

“Someone has never watched dateline before,” Tanaka adds

Of course, you ignore them and head for the gates

As you approach, you see the white track suits

You 👉🏻😐😳

“Umm hi,” you say as the boys of Seijoh all look at you

“Team!” Oikawa shouts and they all scream

“THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIES YN!” while bowing

You rn 👉🏻😐😳🥹

“You are so welcome! Thank you for coming!” You say smiling and going to hug them

You hug Iwa first and boy is he stiff 😅

It’s safe to say the entire Seijoh team is now in love with you Yn 🥰

Bonus

“Omg is Oikawa crying?” Kageyama says, shoving Hinata out of the way as they watch around the corner.

“Hey watch it butthole!” Hinata shouts as he pushed Kageyama out of the way.

“I’d cry too if YN hugged me,” Noya added as Tanaka nodded.

“You guys are about to have something to cry about if you don’t get your butts back to the gym RIGHT NOW!” Daichi shouted, looming over them as the boys all turned and ran back to the gym.

#haikyuu!! #karasuno x reader #hq karasuno #haikyuu karasuno #karasuno headcanons #Karasuno x manager #karasuno manager #Karasuno x female reader #x female reader #female reader #seijoh #daichi sawamura #sugawara kōshi #asahi azumane #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #tanaka ryunosuke #nishinoya yū #ennoshita chikara #narita kazuhito #kinoshita hisashi #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #Seijoh x female reader #oikawa toru #iwaizumi hajime #kunimi akira #kindaichi yūtarō #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro

[bellysoupset]

so glad to hear you liked the request! i was a bit worried I was being annoying 😭

having a brainworms moment btw. so yknow how leo continued working out after college and jon hasn’t. and leo is buff as hell. thinkin about leo princess carrying jon. which is know would be difficult because jon is definitely not a small or light guy. HOWEVER 👆 . he has a strong giant for a bf. so technically. would it be feasible. for a leo carrying an exhausted jonah to bed from the couch moment 🤨🥺 ( like it definitely wouldn’t be graceful. or easy. leo is huffing and puffing about jonah’s ass being lazy and difficult to carry. and jonah is loving every minute of it even though he’ll Never admit it) i knowww jonah is also a huge guy. i still think he deserves to be carried around like a princess <3🍄

Jumping straight into action with this one, bc I tried writing the start like 20 times and gave up.

Leo super hungover

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"LEO PUT ME DOWN-" Jonah shrieked, when his boyfriend lifted him up bridal style and twirled them around, giggling manically, "LEO!"

"I AM A LAWYER!" Leo yelled in return, throwing Jonah up in his arms and then promptly falling on his back when Jonah fell back down in his arms.

They crumpled to a pile of limbs on the wet grass of the park outside their apartment building and Jonah let out a groan, rolling on his back and rubbing his sore side, "you're such a fucking asshole, that's what you are," he groaned, picking a leaf out of his hair.

Leo was still sprawled on the grass, chest heaving with laugh and laborious breath, a dizzy smile on, "Jon..." he panted, staring at the sky. It was just about the break of dawn, so the sky was a lilac-grey shade, with the stars about to fade, "Jon, I'm a lawyer."

"You've been a lawyer since September last year, baby," Jonah rolled his eyes with a smile, sitting up on the grass and scooting closer to Leo. The blonde shook his head, closing his eyes, still with a smile on.

"Now I'm a hired lawyer, a real one," his voice came out a little squeezy and Jonah draped himself over him, catching Leo's lips into a kiss.

"I am. So. Proud. Of. You," he punctuated each word with a kiss and Leo opened a blinding smile, wrapping an arm around his neck and then letting out a snort when Jonah completed, "but we should go inside before you become an arrested lawyer."

"Uhm, we're not even doing anything," Leo whined, but pulled back, opening his arms in a T position on the ground, "I can't get up, everything's twirling."

"You can, c'moon," Jon grabbed his arm, forcing him up, "let's go inside before Matthew calls the police on us for public indecency."

"Matthew would never," Leo pouted, but allowed Jonah to pull him out of the ground. There were a bunch of leaves stuck to the back of his shirt and his hair, "Ah- Uh," he grimaced as they entered the garage of the building, smartly avoiding the front door, "I feel weird."

"You're wasted," Jonah rolled his eyes, shoving him inside the elevator, "please don't puke in here."

Leo nodded, planting a hand to his stomach and making a little confused face, "it's all gurgly... Feels like I need to burp."

Jon squinted at him, "don't burp, it'll just make you puke," he said, knowing damn well it was never just burps with Leo, "just three more minutes, babe."

"Okay," Leo poked his belly, wrinkling his nose when that caused a whine to erupt from the organ and then he let his head rest on Jonah's shoulder, "I wanna get a tattoo."

"Now?" Jon chuckled, voice muffled by his boyfriend's hair, "right now?"

"As celebration," Leo mumbled, his mouth pressed to Jonah's sweater, "because I'm a real lawyer now..." he let out a sigh as the elevator came to a stop and Jon wrapped an arm around his back, guiding his drunk boyfriend towards their door.

It wasn't that he hadn't been drinking as well, after all they were celebrating Leo's promotion. However, he had drunk alongside their friends and switched to water when Leo showed no signs of slowing down. At least four hours before.

Jonah was opening the door, not bothering with the lights since it was practically morning already, when suddenly his feet left the floor. He let out a shout, then glared at Leo's pink, strained face, a smug smile on it.

"Put me down," Jonah rolled his eyes, grabbing on the doorway to stop them from going inside with one hand, the other resting on the blonde's shoulder, "Leo."

"You're like a prince..." Leo pressed his forehead to his and Jonah's cheeks turned red.

"Leo, I love you and this is very cute, but if you throw up on me I'm going to put you on the couch for the rest of the week," Jon snarked, leaning in to plant a kiss on his boyfriend's lips, "put me down."

"You're no fun," Leo grumbled, letting him go and then immediately folding in half, wrapping his arms around his stomach, "ugh, but maybe you're right... Feels like my tummy is burning."

"Probably the vodka that you chugged as if it was water," Jon rolled his eyes, keeping a hand in the middle of Leo's back and closing the door with the other. He kicked off his shoes, then squeezed his boyfriend's nape, "bathroom or bed?"

"Bed...?" Leo sounded sleepy and confused, "where's my cat?"

"Asleep," Jonah grabbed him by the shoulders, "c'mon, bedroom-"

It was a hassle to push Leo all the way to their suite, when he wanted to stop and comment on everything he saw along the way, his attention spam all but gone.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Jonah managed to push Leo against the pillows, without his shoes or his shirt on. He had given up on removing the blonde's pants, settling for just removing his belt and undoing his fly.

"Sleep now," Jon planted a glass of water and some Advil on the bedside table, as well as an empty bucket on the floor. Normally Leo wasn't a pukey drunk, but normally Leo didn't drink so much or arrive home so wasted.

"Jon," Leo sprawled on the bed, breathing deeply, "Jonah."

"What?" Jon yawned, closing the black out curtains of their room and falling into bed. He scooted up and smiled when Leo promptly rolled on the bed so he could face him, "what is it?"

"You're so handsome," Leo leaned in, resting his forehead to Jon's and not seeing as his boyfriend turned a whole shade deeper as he blushed, "and you have a real lawyer as a boyfriend."

Jon grinned, wrapping an arm around the blonde, "I already did, baby," he pushed a strand of hair away from the blonde's face, "get some sleep."

Leo yawned in agreement, snuggling up even more.

Jonah wasn't sure when exactly he fell asleep. He knew it took longer than it did for Leo, because the blonde was all but draped over him like a weighted blanket and Jon was still awake when he heard JD meow and get out from where she was hiding under their bed, sneaking out of the room to find a nice, warm sunny patch to sleep on.

What he did know was that he woke many hours later with his weighted blanket of a boyfriend moaning softly next to his ear. Thanks to the black out curtains the room was dark and Jonah felt more than saw Leo suddenly heave, it was hard not to, when the blonde’s stomach was pressed to his. 

“Leo!” Jonah grabbed his arm, more than a little clumsy due to sleep, “Leo!” 

He felt his boyfriend recoil at his exclamation, but then Leo moved on the bed just enough to hang his head over the side of it, whole body arching as he retched. Jon gagged himself, as he could feel every heave rocking Leo’s stomach, since the other man was still practically lying on top of him. 

“God, Leo, get off me-” Jonah groaned, gulping down nauseously, only to hear the distinct sound of liquid hitting wood. Jon froze, realizing Leo was leaning over the wrong side of the bed to throw up, the bucket was sitting on his right and his head was hanging over the left side, “bloody hell, Leo-”

“Jon,” Leo whimpered, coughing and curling up, his voice all strained, “Idon’t- Idont feel good…”

He sounded incredibly wounded and pathetic and Jonah fought the urge to strangle his boyfriend. If this was some sickness he’d be a lot more concerned than pissed, but this was just pure and simply a hangover from hell. 

“I know,” Jonah sighed, planting a hand on his back, “c’mon, let’s go to the bathroom, okay?” 

Leo didn’t move at all, except for hiccuping, still draped diagonally on the bed and then bringing up a little more puke, “uhrghhh…” he groaned, sounding dangerously close to tears, “my head is killing me.”

Jonah grimaced, his own stomach sloshing at the sound and smell of vomit right next to him, and he pushed Leo’s waist, managing to free himself from the blonde’s weight. Once he was standing, Jon stumbled and fell on his ass. It hadn’t occurred to him that he’d also be hungover. 

“Jon?” Leo whined and he rubbed a hand over his face, trying to get himself in check.

“I’m here,” he forced himself up and crawled on the bed, grabbing Leo’s naked shoulder, “help me, Leo.”

“I can’t,” the blonde groaned, “I can’t move- I-” he lurched and nearly fell forward and out of the bed, more liquid hitting the ground. Jonah squeezed his boyfriend’s shoulder, keeping him from taking a dive at the puddle of not-digested alcohol, and gulping down. He felt horrible and wasn’t sure how much was sympathy nausea, how much was just his own hangover. 

“Jon,” Leo whimpered, “hurts…” 

Jonah ground his teeth, grabbing the blonde’s arm, “Leo, I’m gonna move you to the bathroom, okay. Please just- Just don’t puke on me-” he forcefully pulled on his boyfriend, causing Leo to groan, his whole face scrunching up in pain. 

The blonde was boneless and incredibly heavy, causing Jonah to huff and puff as he draped one of his arms around his neck and hugged Leo’s waist, pushing them both up from the bed. 

“God…” Leo’s head lolled, meeting Jon’s shoulder and he gagged weakly, “itssslike everything’spinning…” 

“Uh-hum,” Jonah rolled his eyes, stumbling their way to the bathroom. He all but fell in the bathtub, hurrying as he heard Leo let out a watery burp just as they entered the room, “Leo, c’mon-”

“I’mso’Ory,” the blonde hiccuped, falling in front of the toilet and barely retching before more puke rushed up. Jonah planted a hand in the middle of his back to keep Leo from causing a mess, since he was swaying like crazy, then he leaned himself over the bathtub and tried to force his stomach to calm down. 

He felt Leo gag once again, his back arching, and Jon let out a frustrated groan of his own. He wanted to crawl back into bed, not to deal with this… 

“I’m really sorry, I- Fuck,” Leo rasped, seeming completely out of it, “Jon…” 

Clearly he wanted comfort and reassurance and Jonah couldn’t help it. Even pissed as he was, he didn’t want to make Leo feel worse. 

“It’s okay-” he sighed, turning around and muffling a sick burp against his fist, “baby, it’s okay, just get it up. You’ll feel better.”

“Made a mess…” Leo groaned, resting his cheek to the toilet seat and causing Jonah to grimace, “I’m sorry…”

“It’s okay,” Jon carded his fingers through the man’s sweaty hair, “it’s fine. I’ll figure it out,” he probably wouldn’t, but their building had cleaning services and Jonah figured Leo was out of it enough he wouldn’t notice or bitch about it. 

He sat next to his boyfriend for another fifteen minutes, trying to get his strength back up to deal with the room and feeling his anger melt into worry as Leo continued to puke nonstop. 

“You’re gonna be okay for a while? I’m gonna go deal with the room and the rest,” Jonah pushed himself up, his ass was hurting from falling on the ground and then sitting on it for twenty mins. 

“Uhmmmm…” Leo answered, his whole face scrunched up in pain, still draped over the toilet. 

Jon took this as a yes and walked out of the bathroom. 

Their bedroom was a disaster and the quick glimpse of it Jon caught was enough to have him hurrying back to the bathroom in order to retch loudly in the sink. Everything he had valiantly been able to push down made its way up and Jonah went deaf for a second as his belly squeezed and sent up a horrible acidic rush of vomit. 

He let out a whimper, panting over the bowl and then startled as he felt something touch his calf, only to realize it was his zombie boyfriend trying to comfort him. Jonah felt a squeeze to his stomach, now having nothing to do with nausea and everything to do with guilt, “I’m fine,” he rasped out, noticing Leo’s pasty complexion and making a mental note to force him to have water, “I’m okay, don’t worry.”

“I’m really sorry…” Leo breathed out and Jonah let out a sigh, washing his face. 

“It’s fine, just focus on getting better.”

Dealing with the bedroom took longer than he wanted to and Jonah did end up calling the building’s janitor, because despite trying, his stomach simply wouldn’t let him clean it. He then took to the guest bathroom, in order to shower and look presentable, and finally returned to the suite’s main bathroom, this time carrying a bottle of gatorade and everything he thought could help.

Leo had fallen next to the toilet and for a horrible second Jon thought he was passed out, only to realize the blonde had just curled up there. 

“Ah Leo,” he sighed, crouching down, “the ground is freezing, baby.” 

“Uhrgh…” Leo groaned, “at least down here it’s not spinning.”

“Okay,” Jon rolled his eyes, grabbing the gatorade bottle, “I want you to drink something.”

“Nu-uh,” Leo shook his head the slightest bit, “not gonna stay down.”

“It doesn’t matter, you still have to drink,” Jonah forced the blonde to sit up and gently cupped his boyfriend’s head, not liking one bit how clammy he felt or how he could feel his quick heartbeat, “a couple sips.”

“I feel like death,” Leo groaned, taking one small sip and swallowing it- Only to immediately gag and turn to the bathtub. It wasn’t even vomit, just spit up blue drink and Jonah sighed.

“Babe, you didn’t even drink,” he pulled Leo to lie against him, “let’s go again.”

Half a bottle wasted down the drain later and Jon was feeling more than a little fried from stress. Leo had long wrung himself empty and he was currently sprawled on the bathroom floor, with his head resting on Jonah’s lap and napping. 

At least when he was asleep he wasn’t puking or sobbing from the headache, Jonah thought bitterly, running his fingers through Leo’s hair and causing the other man to stir slightly.

“Jon?” he whispered, voice muffled by his boyfriend’s thigh. Leo forced his eyes open when he didn’t get an answer and glanced up. Jonah seemed to be far away, he was still awake, but clearly zoning out as he petted Leo’s hair. 

“Jon, hey,” Leo touched his wrist lightly, causing the other man to jerk as he snapped into the present, “you okay?” 

“Yeah,” Jonah nodded, “are you? Are you gonna be sick again?” 

“No,” Leo grimaced, he probably was gonna get sick again soon, “just dizzy and have a killer headache now… Can we move to bed?”

“Of course,” Jonah wrapped his arms around Leo, hoisting him up and letting out a sigh when the change of positions caused the blonde to lean over the sink and dry heave. 

“Sorry- Sorry,” Leo groaned between burps, “I thought I felt better-”

“It’s okay,” Jon pressed a kiss to his shoulder, rubbing his back, “take a deep breath.”

They entered the now clean bedroom and Leo collapsed against the pillows. Jonah planted a bottle on his bedside table and gestured to the bucket, “let’s try this again,” he said humorously, opening the door so JD could dart in and jump on the bed, promptly going for Leo. He rolled his eyes fondly at the scene and walked to the mattress, falling on his back, with his legs dangling out. 

He let out a deep breath, hearing as JD purred and Leo cooed over her for a little bit. His eyes felt heavy and Jonah yawned, only to hear Leo say quietly, “are you mad?”

Jon rolled on his side, planting his forehead to his boyfriend’s thigh and petting JD with his free hand, “I’m furious.”

“Aw,” Leo pouted and Jonah muffled a scoff against his leg. 

“You’re never drinking again like this,” he said darkly and felt Leo breathe out deeply.

“Deal, yeah.”

#sickfic #emeto #emetophilia #leo wagner #🍄 anon #mywriting #jonah's like sadly i'm gonna marry this idiot #but you don't have to? #no i'm gonna

[barcalover86]

GAVI ONE SHOT part 3

THE END - The last time

Little spoiler alert - Gavi is fighting for his life-

Summary: Despite your love for each other, you both know that you can't be together.

angst!!!!!

Part 2 here👆

Adele- Set Fire To The Rain

He felt like the world was spinning. He couldn't see right because of his tears in his eyes. Everybody panicked when they saw the 18 year old boy at the edge of his life.

His face was pale with no emotions. Doctors were shouting at him to say something or at least to give a sign.

He could hear them, and that hurt him the most. He wanted to hear your voice, he was desperate for the touch of your sound.

Why open his eyes when he wouldn't see you? Why waste his energy for nothing.

"Gavi, stay here with us" one doctor said.

Xavi was now panicking the most. What was wrong with his boy? His little-big player, his son.

He was hurt and hoping that everything was going to be alright.

The match was going, Barca was winning, but no one was really watching it. Every thought on the stadium was for Gavi. People were praying for the player.

Gavi now was in the ambulance, on his way to the hospital.

You were in front of your tv panicking. What happened to him? You took your phone shaking and tried to call some people you knew for you to know more details about his condition.

You called and called but of course no one was answering. They still had an important match to win.

Two days passed. You didn't know one detail about Gavi. No one would want to tell you anything saying only to pray for him. You couldn't sleep being afraid that when you weren't awake, something could happen to him.

You begged God to help him. He has his life in front of him, he can't die now.

Another few days went by, and you still didn't know anything. While you were trying to keep up with school work, Xavi was staying with the boy.

He was ok now, no longer in the hospital. These days, he had to stay home, far away from training.

He missed you. You were the reason for his happiness and pain. You missed him, so why was the reason you both didn't know anything about each other?

"Can I ask you anything? But to be honest with me" Gavi asked his couch.

"Por supuesto"

"Why don't you want to tell me anything about her?"

Xavi remained silent.

"Is she still in Barcelona?"

You were still working for the club. The day you talked with Xavi before the match, he told you he can't fire you. You were still young, and making mistakes was something totally ok, but he couldn't just go past by what happened before punishing you somehow. He assured you that you could still work here, but only helping older players, over 25 years old. You had to do your job right, and while you were in your free time, you could see anyone, even Gavi.

You were so thankful for his forgiveness, but without Gavi, things weren't the same.

"Si, Pablo. She is still in Barcelona. What did you expect of me? To send her away?"

"Ella esta bien?"

"Un poco cansada"

Gavi felt relieved that you were still here, but at the same time, it was so sad that he couldn't see you. His heart begged for your presence.

While you were at work, you asked Lewa about Pablo, and he told you that what he knows is that right now, he is good and healthy, with no dangers.

Now, 1 month passes since you last saw each other. It was already vacation for the players and you, as well.

You saw that Gavi was with his sister. He looked healthy, and that made you a little happier. You could write to him, but think that he won't answer you because he wasn't following you back.

When you first saw each other, it has been 3 months. You were both invited to a party where all the Barca members were.

Seeing each other was something that you both needed. Smiling at each other, you went to said hi to him. He replied with a soft smile, talking after about these months.

You both realised how stupid you were for not texting each other because of the same reason.

When you were talking, Gavi was looking at you with love. His eyes were sparkling with adoration. He accidentally fell in love and he couldn't forgive himself for this.

Falling in love with someone you can't have was hard. Knowing that you can be together only in dreams can put you in a hard period of life.

He was truly happy when he played football. That's what he thought all his life, but when he felt your presence around him, he felt like he his heart was dancing.

He wanted to kiss your lips but was afraid of shouting you and not hearing your voice anymore.

When he was around you, you couldn't stop smiling. Your heart accepted somehow his without your approval. You claimed his love and he claimed yours.

You knew before he laid his eyes on you that you loved him. You knew that he was the only boy that you'll ever want.

But when you want something too bad, you'll eventually lose it.

And that was your case.

The moment when you felt your heart be destroyed was when you got a call from your mom telling you to go immediately home. Your dad had passed away.

You had to be there with your family, and when you left, saying your goodbyes to your people, you cried.

You loved this place with all your heart, and leaving it, even for a short period, was devastating your soul. Here you made friends, family..

You stayed home for some time. You tried messaging Pablo to stay in contact with him, but it felt like he disappeared. He never responded to your messages, and when you decided it was time to continue your career, you went back to Barcelona.

Everyone was happy to see you, except Gavi. He never looked at you. Not even once by accident. He ignored you and felt like he never met you.

First, you were confused, and just then, the realisation hit you. Of course, how could Pablo Gavi love you?

You were just a poor girl that her father just died. Not even having 100 followers on her insta account. Why would the famous football player wanna date you?

At this point, all you wanted to be was his friend. At least be someone he knows. You couldn't believe him.

He couldn't believe himself either. Every time you were working, he was looking at you.

Sometimes, he was staying at your door just to hear your voice, every time smiling sadly. He truly did love you and that won't ever chance.

But he wanted you to be happy and he knew that with him, nothing was possible. You deserve someone who spends their time with, someone who makes you happy and can give you a family.

He couldn't. He was a football player. Who would wanna date one when all he does is be busy? But you wanted it. You wanted it with all costs.

Your love for him will never die and his love for you as well.

You never understood his behaviour, not even today.

But even though you were already over, you two can't help yourself for looking over at each other.

You till this day remember your last talk. It was the last time you felt truly alive. You never knew that that it was the last time you will see his eyes looking at you. The last time.

But if you knew his reason..would you make him understand that all you want is him?

How can you live with only his lips on your neck?

You wanted him all.

But why to try something that he doesn't want?

Why you? Why him?

"Everytime I am gonna see a girl, I'll remember her. And everytime I'm gonna love another, if that is possible, I'm gonna thank her because she made me a better man. A man that is possible of love. A man that would cross countries to be at her father's funeral and she will never know"

-The End

I hope you enjoyed this short story! ❤️

#fc barca #fc barcelona #football #gavi #pablo gavi #pablo gavira #pablo martín páez gavira #gavi x yn #gavi x reader #gavi x you

[imagineanime2022]

Yuji And Sukuna With An S/O Who Is Embarrassed By Loving/Flirty Contact

Itadori Yuji X Reader X Ryomen Sukuna

Requested: Anon

Request: I saw all your Sukuna and Yuuji kinda poly things and I was wondering if you had any other ideas for them? Or maybe reactions to a calm reader that gets embarrassed at physical loving/flirty contact

👆You had been at Jujutsu Tech for the same amount of time as Megumi, you actually met Sukuna before you met Yuji. On the mission to get Sukuna’s finger from the Itadori family. 👆You had gone to Yuji’s house while Megumi had gone to the hospital, as it turned out he was at the hospital but you needed to meet them at the school where the cursed object would be. 👆You got there before Megumi and Itadori did and attempted to get his friends out of the building but the number of curses already called to the building were too much for you to handle on your own and still ended up needing Megumi’s help. 👆When Sukuna got control of Yuji’s body the first thing he saw was you and you were the only thing that he focused on.

You didn’t see him move but one second he was across the bridge from you and the next he was standing in front of you caging you to the railing, you could see Megumi trying to move but he was really badly hurt “Well aren’t you easy on the eyes and a sorcerer too.” He mumbled, his face inches from you, your eyes cast down at the ground not really knowing where to look, he gently guided your gaze to meet his. “Don’t be afraid, I’m not going to hurt you… Unless you want me to.” “W-what?” You asked. “You're cute… Are all the girls like you?” He asked before his eyes shifted to Megumi across the way. “Are they?” “Hey! What are you doing with my body!?” Your eyes moved back to the curse in front of you as he stepped away from you, the voice was more boyish, younger and kinder. “Sorry about that… I don’t know why he did that.” Yuji’s hand lifted to scratch at the back of his head. “My name's Yuji by the way.” “Why are you apologising to her, she was enjoying it.” The voice you recognised as the one that was talking to you moments ago sounded again. “You don’t know that, she didn’t say that!” Yuji argued as he stepped further away from you allowing you to get back to Megumi who positioned you behind him.

👆From there Gojo showed up to make quick work of Sukuna and you all headed back to Jujutsu Tech. 👆When Gojo was showing Yuji around the school he was only half listening to the teacher and Gojo could tell. 👆“Are you looking for something?” “Fushiguro is here, where’s the other girl? Is she okay?” “She’s fine.” “Where is she?” “Training probably, she’s never been one to sit around.” 👆Once Gojo was done showing him everything, he gathered everyone to head to the train station. 👆That was the first time that you and Yuji actually had a conversation.

“Hey are you okay after everything that happened?” Yuji asked as he fell into step with you. “Oh yeah I’m fine.” You answered, stuffing your hands in your pocket as you continued walking. “Are you okay?” “I’m fine… I don't think I feel different.” He answered. “He’s just super annoying. I can hear him in my head all the time.” “What does he talk about?” You asked. “Sometimes whatever is going on but most of the time he was talking about finding you the moment that he had control said he wasn’t finished messing with you yet.” Yuji explained, you blushed as you looked down. “He likes you alot and I get it.” “W-what?” You asked. “You're pretty cute, I wish we had met under different circumstances but I still have time to prove myself right?” He asked. “Prove yourself? Sure.” You nodded.

👆Your relationship with Yuji came first, you guys spent a lot of time together and you even helped him learn how to fight properly. 👆You both ended up in a relationship by accident and for a little while it was a normal relationship. 👆That is until Sukuna started to get restless, so one night when Yuji had finally gone to sleep he took control of the body and headed off to find you. 👆You were up late training and he found you easily.

“Now what’s a little sorcery like you doing out here so late… It’s dangerous, you know.” Sukuna smirked as he leant against the railing. “I think I can protect myself.” You mumbled. “Oh really?” He asked as he appeared in front of you and leaned in “because you seem pretty frozen.” “Stop that.” You ordered as he smirked down at you. “Now why would I do that, the brat gets all day with you, I have to watch everything, we share this body you know.” He explained. “What does that have to do with anything?” You asked. “Well I want to spend some time with you.” He said as he buried his face in your neck “I’ve been with Yuji and I know that there aren’t many other girls like you.” “W-what?” You asked. “Like me? I’m not special.” “Sweetheart you have no idea how special you are.” Sukuna argued “I’m not letting you go, so will you stay with me?” You didn’t believe anything that Sukuna said but given the fact that he and Yuji shared a body this was going to happen at some point. “If he’s okay with it.” You finally answered. “I thought you died for a second, you know you should take a breath.” He teased as he pulled his head away so that your eyes could meet. “Breathe.” “R-right.” You nodded, taking in a deep breath.

👆This sparked a conversation turned argument between Sukuna and Yuji which they settled somehow and you then ended up dating both of them 👆When they were working together they were far worse, Yuji always started something that Sukuna finished but you were always the victim. 👆You tried hard not to react to what they were doing but your body always betrayed you and they got their fun.

“Hey.” Yuji said softly as he wrapped an arm around your waist “what are you doing out here.” “I’m supposed to be relaxing.” You answered. “What changed?” Yuji asked. “You two, what are you here for this time?” You asked. “Now, sweetheart, no need for the attitude.” Sukuna said as he turned your head to look at him, having taken control of the body, he leaned forward pressing a kiss to the side of your mouth. “What are you doing?” You asked. “Don’t worry about it.” Sukuna answered as you squirmed in his arms. “Breathe.” He laughed while you took a breath and you glared at him. “You're doing this on purpose.” You accused him and it was Yuji’s laugh that followed. “We’re sorry you just look so cute like this.” He said and you glared at him before pushing him away, he stumbled back slightly as you attempted to walk past him. “Hey, stop, we're sorry!” Yuji called. “Speak for yourself.” Sukuna said. “Not helping.” Yuji muttered. “Look, I just wanted to sit with you. I promise no more games.” “Next time, I’m actually never going to talk to either of you.” You warned. “Sure you won’t.” Sukuna mumbled. “Don’t tempt her.” Yuji warned him.

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[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

Eden part nineteen

TW: trauma, bad mental health, Stockholm Syndrome, referenced captivity, referenced stalking, referenced major character death, pet whumpee, multiple caretakers

Note: This is the last of the "Ezra explaining what happened to him" chapters, because I believe in the rule of threes. His online friends get a much more vulnerable view into his mind than his roommates.

While rifling through his old things, trying to regain some semblance of himself, Ezra found his smartphone. It seemed insane that Christopher had returned it here while his roommates weren't home, but it would have been easy after getting Ezra's keys during the kidnapping. He had even bothered to plug it in.

The number of texts Ezra had received while missing was overwhelming, despite being solidily in the double digits. He ignored most of them in favor of messaging the only friends he actually trusted with any of this.

He dropped a text in the group chat. Just a simple "Hey bitches, I lived." He didn't have to wait long until his friends all messaged him back, despite their very separate time zones.

Isadora: 'sup biatch? missed u

Tristian: Oh my God! Are you okay?!

Rowan: oh hey ezra

Ezra: Don't worry. Don't worry. I just got kidnapped. Didn't have my phone for obvious reasons. I'm once again here to grace you with my presence.

Rowan: glad to see youre feeling okay

Tristan: YOU GOT KIDNAPPED

Ezra: I am physically unharmed and mentally destroyed. Thanks for checking in.

Isadora: moood

Tristan: What the hell happened? Tell me everything right this instant.

Ezra: Long message incoming-

Ezra took a moment to sort out exactly what he was going to say, typing and retyping the same message over and over again. He could always get his feelings across much better in text than in person. So much time to rehearse and fact check.

Ezra: I got kidnapped by a man named Christopher. He was in his fifties and lived in the woods. Then I got the usual stalker monolog about how much he loved me and wanted to keep me for himself. (Despite how stressed out I was, this made my NPD very happy) I settled down with him. It was genuinely such a blast. I was basically his pet cat. Don't worry, he wasn't weird or anything. It was totally platonic and you know that made my narcissistic aroace ass very happy. Well, I did think that I had fallen in love with him at one point. But he cleared that up pretty quick. (Clearing it up involved gaslighting but whatever) And I realized that it was just NPD fuelled platonic obsession making me jealous of his fiance. With me so far? - 👀²

Ezra was very aware that he had mentioned NPD three times in this text. But it was imperative that his friends understood this was the fault of his personality disorder, and not some flaw he could be judged for.

Rowan: when you said kidnapped i thought you meant held for ransom not… all that - 👆²

Isadora: im kinda jealous of u lolll

Tristian: Don't say stuff like that, Dora. This isn't funny.

Ezra: …it is kinda funny. How many times have I joked about wanting someone to care enough to stalk me, and it happened. Knock on enough doors asking to see the devil and he might answer and all that

Isadora: i was gonna say that lmao

Rowan: hey ezra, do you need anything? you okay?

Ezra: I just need to talk. Shelly and Harry were supremely unhelpful. Buckle up bitches, because it's only getting worse from here. - 🫂²

Tristan: IT GETS WORSE THAN STALKING AND KIDNAPPING

Ezra: You know it, my good dude.

Tristan: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE

Tristan: EZRA I WORRY ABOUT YOU - 🤝³

Ezra: Haha me too

Ezra: Anyhow

Ezra: Christopher was engaged to this man named Colt, right? They didn't live together though. Colt was the most obnoxious asshole I've ever met. I don't think toxic masculinity does it justice. Christopher was literally the greatest person ever and he deserved much better than Colt. He was also keeping someone captive to torture them. They couldn't remember their own name so I started calling them Jay. They were in really bad shape, obviously. I tried taking care of them but obviously I couldn't do much. They're what really mentally destroyed me, not anything to do with how I was being treated. - 🫂³

Isadora: hoollyyy fuuckk

Tristian: This is absolutely insane. I'm so sorry you went through that. It sounds like the plot of a horror story, not something you should have to deal with in real life. If there is anything I can do to help, please tell me.

Ezra felt warmth spread from his heart to the rest of his body. Finally, someone had told him exactly what he had been fishing to hear. And he had hardly needed to manipulate them into it.

It wasn't his fault. He didn't deserve it. Colt was the one to blame for Jay's death, not him. His life had always been a bad horror story, and it did wonders to hear it confirmed by an outside observer.

Ezra: You guys are so nice. - 💚¹ 🖤¹ 💖¹

Isadora: well duh i love u

Rowan: we all love you

Tristan: That's right. And don't forget it.

Tristian: Now, are you going to call the police or is it too risky?

Ezra: Fun fact. Jay and Colt are dead. And obviously Christopher is wonderful so I don't want him thrown in jail. I'm hoping he takes me back but I accidentally ran away when I was freaked out about Jay's death, so he might be mad at me.

Isadora: :(((

Tristan: I know you're dealing with a lot. But you need to move on. You were kidnapped. You need to try to be your own person again.

Ezra: But have you considered that. I. Don't. Want. To.

Isadora: fair

Tristian: No. Not "fair". Ezra, you can't spend the rest of your life as the victim.

Ezra: I've spent the last twenty-three years doing just that. Self victimization is an art form that I have perfected to a science.

Rowan: this isnt self victimization. some body else victimized you.

Ezra: hmmmmmm

Ezra: Less work for me then!!

Isadora: agahshsjsjdgaafdsgxbzfafs

Tristan: This is not funny.

Tristan: I believe in you, Ezra. Please believe in yourself. You can have a good life if you just try. You don't need the validation of your stalker. What you do need is time to yourself to recover from the impact Jay's death had on you.

Rowan: seconded

Isadora: dont leave us again dude

Isadora: we missed u

Ezra: It's my choice and my life. I was happier with Christopher than I've ever been with anyone else. Now that Colt and Jay are dead, there's nothing in the way of us being happy again.

Tristan: Ezra, listen.

Ezra: No. You're going to listen to me.

Ezra: You guys just don't get it. I want someone to want me. More than anything. Fucking hell, I've never even met any of you irl, and you're my best friends. I don't really have anyone. Of course I'm willing to excuse kidnapping and shit. I got everything I ever wanted in life, and I didn't have to work for it. I was fucking loved.

Rowan: im sorry

Tristan: Thank you for saying that. It's really important to get your feelings out. But I think that if you really want to be around this Christopher, you need to be on equal footing. Meet up in public. Don't go home with him until you have a chance to know who he is when he doesn't have control over your life.

Ezra threw his phone at the wall. Why was Tristan being so damn condescending? Would it hurt him to be nice?

Well, okay, Tristan hadn't actually been condescending. But someone other than Ezra being right when he was wrong always felt condescending, regardless of actual intentions.

Tristan's plan sounded good though. Ezra might have to try it. He quite wanted to get coffee with Christopher. If only he could find him.

Taglist: @hugh-lauries-bald-spot @thedarkmongoose @whumpsday @whump-by-robin @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @annablogsposts @whumpshaped @seetheothersideofparadise @knittedeyebrowsandcardigans @whatwasmyprevioususername @boonasaurusrex @suspicious-whumping-egg @heavenlyeden @melancholy-in-the-morning @snakebites-and-ink @suck-my-clit-loser @i-eat-worlds @scp-1296 @chiswhumpcorner @skittles-the-whumpee @whumpkinz @dokidokisadness @enbygesserit @canislycaon24 @be-gay-do-crime-ahaha @a-crumb-of-whump

#Abraham original: Hot off the press #Eden #Whump #Pet whump #Caretaking #Pet whumpee #Multiple caretakers #Modern whump #Whump series

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hey! Love your stuff! But i kinda notice you mainly do Vox and Al so...

Can you do like....... A husker x child!reader headcanons ? (Platonic ofc)

The old bartender finds a kid completely without adult supervision at a bar (their just drawing ) , goes up to them to find thier guardian only to realise they dont have any?

Husker wants to get rid of them but they ultimately grow on him and they become closer. The kid is sarcastic and they shit on alastor together....

And they draw a mocking pic of the radio demon and stick it onto the fridge of the hotel for everyone to see?

There is a LOT of Vox and Alastor in my inbox but I'm a sucker for Husk so-

Husk X Reader Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: Unaccompanied minor in places a baby shouldn't be

Description: 👆⬆️

Sometimes Husk just needs a break from being a bartender, wanting to be the one being served

He wants to relax in his free time and just have a moment to himself

Actually starts to let loose when he suddenly feels a tiny hand tugging on his wing

Husk is so confused when he looks down to see a child staring up at him, clutching dirty paper and crayons

"Can you help me up, mister..? The chairs are too high..."

Sets you up on the barstool next to him, still too stunned to really ask why you're even here

He looks at the bartender as they pass him his drink, gesturing to you with a wtf expression

They just shrug as they give you a plastic cup with water in it, obviously used to having you around by that point

Finally snaps out of it once the bartender pushes a plate of food towards you

Don't look at him like that it's perfectly natural to be freaked out by a kid at a bar

You're just kicking your legs and drawing, munching on the food given to you

You shouldn't be in a rowdy place like this, who's supposed to be watching you??

"So uh...does your mommy take you here often?"

"No, does yours?"

Motherfucker you're already spilling your water on yourself-here let him help you-how are you so bad at this???

"Your papa then?"

"No, I don't have any parents but- *insert bartender's name* -is really nice and let's me hang out in here.."

You're breaking his fucking heart, kid

"Oh well...don't mind me then."

"Uh yeah, I won't."

Sarcastic for such a little squirt, aren't you?

His drink suddenly tastes sour and he's no longer in the mood for another, watching you unhappily

Starts seeing you every time he visits the bar, always keeping to yourself and oblivious to the things going on around you

At first, he's annoyed whenever he sees you, reluctantly keeping an eye on you and making sure nobody bothers you

Even if they do, you're so witty for your age that you leave just about everyone gobsmacked by the shit that comes out of your mouth

The whole point of coming where was to relax and instead he's worrying about some kid

Then that annoyance slips away to reluctant fondness as you worm your way into his old heart

He starts to look forward to seeing you and starts bringing little things for you like clothes, toys, coloring books

Listens to you babble about what you do with your days and how you've managed to survive on your own

Not the bartender developing a crush on him for it

Husk doesn't even realize how attached he is until one day he visits the bar and you aren't there, the bartender distracted and upset

You haven't shown up in couple of days

He immediately goes looking for you, frequenting all the places he's heard you mention

Is asking anyone if they've seen you, getting more frantic with each negative answer

Finally finds someone who knows where you are, leading Husk to where you've been hiding out

And now he knows why you haven't shown up

Husk gathers up your shaking, feverish body, hating the fact that you're so sick

"H-Husk..?"

You can barely even open your eyes, he can feel your little body burning up in his arms

"Hey kid..."

He's not leaving you here

He takes you back to the hotel so that you can be properly taken care of, leaning on the others when he doesn't know what to do

Charlie and Vaggie are the biggest helps tbh, they're actually good at caring for people

Alastor is entirely unhelpful except for the fact that he can provide medicine and other supplies

"My my~ Look at what the cat dragged in! Aha!"

"Shut up...you weird strawberry man.."

Even when you're sick you're still a riot

He tries to keep Niffty tf away from you but you think she's funny

He and Angel are your makeshift heaters, so fuzzy and warm that you want to cuddle them all the time

Angel complains the entire time though so you don't really prefer him

Mostly you want Husk with you and he sticks with you until you're feeling better

By then you're well acquainted with everyone at the hotel and they're all quite attached to you

Everyone agrees that you live there now and you get your own room even though you have a habit of sleeping in Husk's

It's okay, Husk looks forward to waking up to your adorable face and doesn't even mind when you kick him in your sleep

You play with Niffty and Angel, learn from Charlie and Vaggie, bother Alastor with your less than flattering renditions of him

You don't like that Alastor is so rude to Husk so you've taken to being a little thorn in his side

Kids pick up on their parent's emotions what can I say

Which Alastor absolutely hates but hides it behind a tight smile, he's surprisingly patient with you

And if those drawings of Alastor on the fridge suddenly go missing?? Husk can always ask you to make him another one

Husk finds himself thinking of you as his kid more and more often, surprised that you ever got this close to his heart

And you yourself slip up a few times and call him dad/papa/daddy/father/pops

You're always a little embarrassed by the chorus of awwws that follow afterwards but you don't really mind it anymore

And neither does he if he's being honest

He struggles sometimes to be a proper caregiver for you but you always seem to just love him more for his flaws

You're too fucking cute

You're definitely his kid

And don't worry Husk lets the bartender know you're safe and brings you to visit them after their shifts

I GOT SO CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS I LOVE DADDY!HUSK SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT TOO

#hazbin hotel husk x reader #husk x reader #hazbin hotel x reader

[anthyies]

Hi! Can I ask for more info about the necessity of reading Baru books 2 and 3? Because ngl, I really disliked book 1. Not because of the ending. The ending was the only part I liked. I was like, "Something is FINALLY happening in this goddamn book, the promised treacherous behaviour is FINALLY here." I know some people are reluctant to read on because they found the ending of book 1 devastating, but that was not my experience. Sure, it's sad, but it's narratively necessary. So... WILL reading the sequels help, in my case? I see so many people talk about how amazing this series is, comparing it to other series I really like (like Locked Tomb). What is it that makes the sequels worth reading to someone who didn't enjoy the first one?

tl;dr: idk if you’d like them. if you’re invested in baru as a character and her emotional arc try them. Long post under the cut lmfao sorry

without knowing why you disliked the rest of the first book i can’t really tell you whether you’d like the second and third. negative reviews of monster and tyrant revolve around a) “Baru is too emotional and messy and i wanted her to be a calculating mastermind cryptarch plotting” b) on the other hand “Baru is too cold unemotional calm and it’s freaky” (she is just autistic, most people who think this drop out at traitor) c) not connecting with how the cryptarchs are portrayed as a messy group of people / not liking the expanded scope and introduction of the cancrioth (secret cancer cult) / not liking the story of ash sections that focus on a new character, tau indi bosoka. take that as you will i guess? you need to be invested in baru as a character for them to work, i think. and it depends on what you want/expect from the books. if you were bored by the first book well the second and third do have a lot of things happening like the aforementioned cancer cult. basically yeah traitor is just the start of baru, i think monster and tyrant are necessary if you’re going to talk about baru being “grimdark” (imo it’s not), or if you want to figure out what the series wants to say, but if you didn’t like the start of baru’s arc idk if you’ll like the rest of it you know? it really does depend on ur investment in baru + what you want from her; a lot of neg reviews of monster are from people who expected something completely different.

monster and tyrant are special to me because of how baru’s arc is carried out as she deals with the aftermath of traitor - her narration does get wildly more emotional which im obsessed with personally #griefcore #widowpilled, and the emotional catharsis of baru freeing her mind from the influence of empire is incredibly important and personal to me. and i rec that people who have finished traitor and can’t make themselves read the next two because of emotional devastation read them because baru dealing with the emotional devastation helps 👍 it gets worse it gets to the worst place she could possibly be and then it starts to get better. also monster and tyrant have tau in them ❤️‍🔥 and ISCEND. and ulyu xe becomes so important. and aminata gets to be so fucked up and closeted-to-herself-probably-bisexual. they have fucked up gay women in these books 👆

re; locked tomb comparisons I’m not into tlt like that but i don’t really understand them beyond the superficial level of “lesbians who commit atrocities and also there’s an empire and also lobotomies and also dead gf in your head”. the lobotomy and dead gf in head happen in monster and tyrant fwiw (although the context of the lobotomy is so different .. they don’t match up thematically at all lmao. the htn lobotomy is out of love the baru lobotomy is an existentially horrifying threat). baru has a very different prose style and also is a much more focused look at empire like it is about empire and colonization that is what the books are about. whereas at least gtn/htn were not that focusedly about empire. also crucially baru is about homophobia it is very much about homophobia and tlt is queernormative (i prefer baru because she feels truer to my own experiences like when i say she is just like me her journey is personal to me i mean it lmfao. stream this essay)

#asks #Help. Wrote three paragraphs again. #Idk they’re really important to me. But i did love book 1 so idk if you would like them if you didnt. #I think im a little incapable of being like impartial normal about baru because I’ve imprinted on her. Sorry #fwiw yeah agree the end of traitor is narratively necessary + i saw it coming; the emotional devastation didn’t hit until monster

[bearkunin]

New Rho Under Siege

CW: discussion and a few images of urban conflict some may find disturbing. I've tried to avoid any actual depictions of death however.

The Locked Tomb series receives a lot of gushing praise (quite rightly) for its intricate and complex depictions of relationships and love, sexuality and gender. But something I've seen less praise for (though I'm sure it exists) is the incredibly rich depiction of what an urban environment during warfare and civil strife looks like.

One of the unfortunate facts of urban warfare is that civilians are almost inevitably present, even in the most dire circumstances. Take the Bakhmut as an example. Despite months of fighting, thousands lived on in the city and region right to at least the very closing moments. This is despite the city being essentially entirely destroyed.

👆 civilians still lived through these conditions.

New Rho in Nona the Ninth feels incredibly lived in. The city supposedly contains ~9 million people, and you can believe it. There are all sorts of people, there are different groups and socio-economic areas, people have different responses to the situation they find themselves under, but they all living complex lives. This goes well beyond the key characters or even the side characters, but is captured by the existence of a barter economy, background vigilante and militia groups, the daily grind of workers desperately seeking ad hoc jobs.

They walked alongside all the other workers - the ones who didn't get picked up in the morning in the worker vans, or didn't have a job that merited a worker van, or didn't have a job but lived in hope - and they all trudged slowly through the street in clusters, parting only when a truck ground through, the driver leaning on the horn if someone didn't move out of the way quick enough.

I reckon some of the super fans here could pull out all sorts of fascinating little details in the world building of New Rho to discuss here.

[A civilian woman with a grocery bag walks through a levelled market in Grozny, Checnya during the Chechen War]

The Irish Troubles produced a number of iconic photos showing the dichotomy of urban conflict amongst civilians.

Perhaps one of the best parallels would be life in Palestine, particularly the Gaza Strip. The Gaza Strip, with a population of >2 million has lived under blockade for many years with frequent intervention/incursion by Israel.

[Aftermath of Israeli strikes in Gaza City, 2021]

One of the interesting parallels with Palestine is the plethora of different actors and resistance groups, just a fractious and secretive as New Rho's Blood of Eden and other militants, and who often seem to spend more time fighting themselves and civilians rather than their main enemy.

The Marxist-Leninist Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) gave us the splinter groups PFLP-SC (Special Command), PFLP-GC (General Command), PFLP-EO (Executive Order), Palestinian Popular Struggle Front, Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Popular Revolutionary Front for the Liberation of Palestine, and had complex intertwined relations with groups like the Black September Organisation, Palestinian Liberation Front, Arab Liberation Front, Palestinian National Salvation Front, the Abdul Nidal Organisation, Fatah al-Intifada, Vanguard for the Popular Liberation War - Lightning Forces, and dozens of others. On the Islamist side there is similarly a plethora of groups, from Hamas, to Palestinian Islamic Jihad, Sheikh Omar Hadid Brigade (Islamic State in Gaza), the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade, the Army of Islam, and Jund Ansar Allah. It's almost comical to write them out.

New Rho itself is home to many refugees and "re-settled" peoples, which is somewhat reminiscent of Palestinians and the related conflict spilling into Lebanon, Jordan and other neighbouring areas. The complexity and number of groups involved skyrocket.

[Shatila Camp, Lebanon during the War of the Camps]

Rarely is war as simple as "Good Guys vs. Bad Guys" or even "Bad Guys vs. Bad Guys." There is almost always a vast number of interest groups and competing organisations at stake, even in some of the more black and white wars like WW2. Muir just hits this nail right on the head in my opinion.

You could also make similar parallels to the Syrian Civil War, which has an equally complex mix of militants and groups. Despite all of that, of course, life still goes on. School kids still attend school, even in bullet ridden buildings.

These kids are your Hot Sauce and Honesty and Kevin and Beautiful Ruby.

Typically the books I've read depicting a place under siege or at war (at least in sci-fi / fantasy) have a focus on the main characters leading the war effort. There may be issues of water or food shortages, but they're largely somewhat abstract political complications being dealt with by key rulers or the like. Often times war is simply sanitised completely (think Star Wars), or it is portrayed through a military lens, or when it deals with civilians it focuses on the destruction and death of civilian life.

I just found Nona wonderful in depicting the mundanity, the boredom, the regularity of life in a war zone, as well as the sudden shocks of change and turmoil and fear, and then as well the glimpses of joy and pleasure that humans still experience. I'm just really quite blown away by Tamsin Muir, and I wonder if she had a specific conflict as inspiration for her writing here.

#tlt #nona the ninth #urban warfare #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb

[sevicia]

alsooo list of things that have been making rounds inside my head for a while now:

1. ear ice pick

2. nostril spinning saw rod

3. the phrase "I'll stop stabbing when you stop screaming" bc it's kinda funny and I think I saw it on some Riddler fanart ??

4. the phrase "They'll keep finding your body for three months. You'll be alive for at least two of them." bc it's cool even if it sounds kinda edgy ykwim... it's from a post on here, I have it on my blag but I don't wanna look for it rn

5. the phrase "Mary pays in blood" which just sorta manifested into my brain one day & IDK if I saw it somewhere and then forgot WHERE I saw it but ya. And it's really kinda annoying me cause like who is Mary and what is she paying for and why does it have to be in blood.... Google is not telling me.

6. Off of that 👆 I had an idea of "Mary" (not 2 be confused w/ the Mary I just posted abt lol) being a girl who lives in a single very white room with a bed, a huge TV on the wall and the remote for said TV. The gist of it is that you start each "story" by flipping thru the channels and selecting one, but you are never the "true" protagonist in any of them. I was kinda stressing about having to forcefully come up w/ more than one short story for a single game cause my brain is Not That Big, but then I thought it'd be nice to just like. Take an existing side chara from an "existing" story (AKA one that I didn't force) and then do it from their POV if that makes senseeee.... just as a compilation/anthology thing maybe

7. the possum girl one that's a lot more about exploration and mystery-solving ETC but I think I already posted abt that one and the only thing I've added to it/expanded on is the girl's parents bc they are really funny n cute to me. & Also there's a guy with a flower shop now. & his sister owns a fashion boutique. And I wanna put a butcher shop in there as well cause when I go to the one near my house I rly like looking at the different signs they have around n stuff (those ones like "if you want a credit go to the bank‼️")

8. that one comic I made and then left half-finished (LOL) about my two loser guy OCs being literally physically incapable of getting bitches (gender neutral) and being absolutely COWARDLY about it was so so funny to me I keep thinking about them and about what other Situations I can toss em in

9. throat plumbing

10. one person getting stitched (like, physically and also in strange ways/places) to another except said other person is very much not into it. to say the least. kinda like human centipede but if it was two people and one of them was the one who made it happen.

11. open-wound stabbing which I think is pretty self explanatory but I started thinking about it more recently when I saw one of those videos where they've got like a bunch of balloons inside each other and then pop em by layers. which is not really similar to what I have in mind but it's what caused it.

12. kinda related to that 👆: the way blood pools inside wounds like I love splatter but there is something SO nice about seeing it come out slowly ykwim...

unlucky 13. kissing and being in love and hugging and kissing forever and ever AMEN🩷

#diary #oc talk #I always feel so edgy when I talk about stuff like this like I have to put a disclaimer that says ''I prommy I'm normal abt other ppl's #boundaries'' yk... #oc: mary #oc: paula #oc: alice #oc: dom

[creepy-spooghetti]

Hello <3

I just wanted to say....I'm obsessed with this guy 👇

Yeah, this guy right here.....👆

May i have some HC of him and a s/o?

But the s/o dislikes physical contacts someone like me....

Don't worry, he's easy to become obsessed with 🤧

(This is super late and kinda short and I am terribly sorry—)

︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵

Luckily for you, Jonathan isn't all that big on physical contact, either.

So you seldom have to worry about being attacked with hugs and kisses out of nowhere for literally no reason at all.

He won't even try to hold your hand if you're feeling particularly touchy.

The two of you manage to find a way around that though - you make up for whatever you don’t do with random gestures. These could range anywhere from winking flirtatiously, to blowing kisses (this one is a bit rarer), to flicking the other on the side of the head. I didn’t say all of these gestures were romantic ones.

Most people in the Manor don’t even know the two of you are dating because you’re so low-key about it; you act like chaotic idiots who simply enjoy the other’s company, and even the dialogue you share is casual. 

That’s just because you’re comfortable with one another, and you don’t have to act like a traditional couple in public to assure yourselves.

“Hey, have you guys considered going out? Your chemistry is really strong.”

You and Johnny met each other’s eyes and started snickering.

“We’ve been going out, moron.”

If one of you needs to be consoled without actually being touched (that’s good because he sucks at doing that anyway), you’ll find a way. One time you started crying and Johnny just stood there awkwardly for about a minute before announcing he’d be right back, then he returned shortly after with some food. You spent that night watching movies of your choice as he was right by your side.

Never underestimate the power of being in the same room together and what it can do to lift your spirits.

If anyone ever crosses your boundaries and Johnny’s around to see it, expect him to violently shove them to the side and send them a threatening glare.

You’ve tried standing up for him in that regard as well, but he’s so big and intimidating he can pretty much do it himself.

But it’s the thought that counts!

Your relationship definitely still works, even though neither of you love on each other 24/7. Your bond is all you need - the extra stuff is up to the mood.

#the puppeteer #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta s/o #creepypasta x reader headcanons #creepypasta s/o headcanons #the puppeteer s/o #the puppeteer headcanons #the puppeteer x reader #the puppeteer s/o headcanons #the puppeteer x reader headcanons

[barcalover86]

part 2 of You don't want to speak make her love him

PEDRI ONE SHOT part 2

Summary: After your moment with Pedri things are starting to go crazy.

Little spoiler alert, so you know what happens!!! > Fans took photos and videos of you two and things...didn't really go fine.

Angst, smut

Here is part 1 👆

Please send me more requests! Hope you like it. Enjoy!

When Pedri felt your head on his shoulder, his eyes closed, wanting to feel your skin on his.

When you touched Pedri, everything seemed to calm down. In this moment, only you and Pedri existed. You didn't know what you felt for him, but you know that when you heard his words about you, made your stomach full of butterflies .

You didn't stay long because Pedri had to go home and drive Gavi as well, so after about 3 minutes he hardly made the decision to leave.

You didn't say anything to eachother, remaining silent until you were alone in the room.

You still had a few hours at work, but all you thought about was him. You were so scared to feel love, but at the same time, you felt it was the right thing to do. Maybe a little support from a boy couldn't be that bad, but you were totally wrong.

The first few days were amazing. You still didn't talk much, but felt some trust in Pedri, so you weren't totally silent.

Your sister begged you to bring her again at the training camp, so when Pedri saw Sofi, he was the happiest. While you were with both of them, you were talking. Pedri was usually telling your little girl some stories from trainings and matches that you two enjoyed listening.

When something fun happened, you laughed and that made Pedri proud of himself.

He thought that your voice was the most beautiful one. He wanted to hear it everyday.

While Pedri was standing more after training, spending time with you and Sofi, Gavi had to go home with other players or his parents. Fans were starting to put questions of how the two boys had a fight.

Gavi understood his friend and was happy that he might have found a perfect girl.

Everything bad began when Pedri asked your little sister if she wanted to go to the next match. She happily agreed. You wanted to see him, but didn't know if that was a great idea.

The match was in 2 days. These days, the players had to train more, so you didn't talk to the boy at all, nor did your sister come to stay with you.

You worked hard and helped your boss a lot . You also worked with the younger players from the academy and learned to do recovery sessions.

When the match arrived, you were told that Pedri reserved 3 seats for your family right at VIP.

The view was amazing. This was really an important match, because it was the last one at Camp Nou.

This was your very first time to this stadium, but also your very last and you wanted to enjoy it more than everything.

The match was amazing, but the atmosphere.. something you couldn't describe at all. You promised yourself to go to football matches at least one per month.

When it was all over, you wanted to go home because it was really late, but when you stood up and looked next to you, your mom and sister were gone. You took your phone to call them, but saw a message that said to go look after Pedri, they were both alright. You surely knew this was Sofi's idea.

You didn't want to go on the field to not get attention, so you waited 30 minutes more for the stadium to be empty.

You saw Pedri coming to you.

"Felicidades, Pedri! Quieres hablar de algo? Realmente quiero ir a casa." "Congratulations, Pedri! Do you want to talk about something? I really want to go home"

"Esta noche te quedas conmigo, belleza. Vamos a una fiesta y después puedes dormir en nuestro hotel." (Tonight you stay with me, beauty. We're going to a party and then you can sleep in our hotel.)

"Pedri, no-" you were about to say until he interrupted you.

"Nada" he smiled.

He took you to the barca's party. You weren't comfortable at first, but then went to some people that you were on good terms with. You drink a cocktail, but it really made you almost fall out of your feet because you usually don't drink alcohol at all.

You had fun for about 2 hours until Pedri told you it was time for you to sleep.

He took your hand and went to the hotel where all the players were staying for tonight.

The room was huge, but only had one bed.

"No te preocupes, dormirás solo, duermo en lo de Ferran" (Don't worry, you'll sleep alone. I will sleep at Ferran's)

He left you alone in this room. You didn't even have clothes to change into, and didn't want to sleep in jeans so you got them off of your body, leaving you in a barca's t-shirt (Pedri's nr) and your black underwear.

It was 4 in the morning, and you couldn't sleep. You all the time slept with someone because you were scared. Having an abused dad isn't a nice trauma.

You decided to knock on Ferran's door, knowing it because his name was on his door. Surprisingly, Pedri opened up and when he saw you staying there with puffy and tired eyes AND in only your underwear, he felt a lot of things.

He immediately snapped his arms around your body like someone was watching your legs. You looked confused, but didn't mind. Alcohol effects.

You told him that you can't sleep alone and he went to Ferran telling him that "his girl needs him" and then left with you to your room.

He looked so beautiful and peaceful. His eyes were almost closed. He must be really tired.

He laid next to you. He eventually fell asleep. You still couldn't close your eyes and stood up to wash your face.

"Nu puedes dormir?" he asked quietly.

"Mhm, no puedo" you replied.

"Deja que te ayude" (let me help you)

You looked at him confused.

Intimate moments with Pedri, DO NOT read if you feel uncomfortable.

He told you to lay down and to relax.

He asked if he could take his underwear off and you looked at him in shock. You never did such thing and you were so embarrassed.

At the same time, it felt right.

You slowly nodded your head.

"Necesito palabras" said Pedri

"Si" you replied.

He took you underwear and put his face inside your tights. He didn't even touch you, but his breath already made you want to come. You didn't want to moan, but it was impossible.

"Déjame escuchar tus gemidos, mi ángel" (let me hear your whimpers)

Right now, you couldn't stop moaning. Not loudly, but slowly and quietly. Pedri was in love with your voice.

After 2 minutes you came. Pedri took a towel and cleaned you. In another 2 minutes, you were asleep.

You two woke up in each other's arms around 12 p.m. and when you went through your phone, you couldn't believe your eyes. Photos of you and Pedri walking to the hotel. People saying that you were his other hoe and that made your heart broke.

How could you be so stupid?

I hope you like this. Let me know if you want part 3!

Don't forget to send me requests!!

NOT MY GIF!

#fc barca #fc barcelona #football #pedri one shot #pedri gonzalez #pedri fanfic #pedri smut #pedri fluff #pedri imagine #pedrito #pedri x reader #pedri #pedri x you #pedri x y/n

[midnightmah07]

Barbs hear me out- Poppy probably feels the most comfortable around Rook through her recovery from PTSD and lupophobia cuz He reminds her of the hunter from that night and since she has stunted emotional growth, she sees everything from a child's view so trusting him is easy 😭😭

Bro Poppy and Epel are lagging cuz don't get me wrong I love my babies together (Epel went into a panic when he first saw Poppy-insists he was js embarrassed)

👆 An ask I sent barbs and I wanted to add more here.

Epel totally would get jealous of Rook and how Poppy finds comfort in him 😭 like Poppy coming to NRC with a basket for Rook asking where he is and Epel is like "uhh dudes out walking his fish or smth so ANYWAYS we should totally have a picnic(date ) so the stuff doesn't go bad "

And I also imagine Poppy had a friend (based on Chip, basically filler like Pierre) and Kid! Epel would get jealous of him too trying to impress poppy with his Apple carving skills cuz that's js what girls are into yknow? Dude has Rizz

FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT U WERE CALLING ME BARBS I WAS LIKE ☹️☹️☹️☹️SKSJKWJSKSHSKSJSN

ANYWAYS THIS IS SO CUTE!!! Yeah like ever since u first thought of her I always assumed her and Rook would be close-ish (back then I said romantic but even with them being just platonic it fits so well) and it makes so much sense now that you say it!! Ofc she'd find comfort in him🥹🥹

And oh my Gosh EPEL💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 PLS SKSJKWSBKSHSKS GIM TRYING TO IMPRESS HER WITH HIS APPLE CARVING SKILLS IM SOBBING HE HAS THE RIZZ™

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