Guys I need help deciding who to hire as one of the guards in my spire.
Olok the goblin: Says he has an IQ of 500 and wouldn’t stop chewing the table during the interview
Steven: Former Town guard (He only said like, the same three sentences the entire time???)
Pandemica, Queen of Plauge: Pleasant enough women but she had mucus running out of her nose… and eyes… and ears…
Grug the Orc: Good Muscle but he wasn’t too… academically gifted
Shibly Bibbly: He was a tiny thing, gnome or halfling of some kind, he was a good conversationist but I wasn’t too big a fan of him smelling like that damn “Vizard Veed”
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*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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Some frog wizard magic ✨
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“Shop is open”
1 - Key - 16 currency
2 - Mini Sun - 30 currency
3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency
4 - marble pillar - 43 currency
5 - FTL flow fuel - 80 currency
6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29
currency
7 - Ball of sprits - 40 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - invisibility - 15 currency
2 - Fire resistance - 10 currency
3 - mana potion - 5 currency
4 - health potion - 5 currency
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"Salt"
@ignisuadaroleplay
@bi-gender-sorcerer
@thetkagency
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do you guys think wizards argue about subject colors
“oh my gods gremory divination is obviously blue and enchantments are purple shut the fuck up”
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Members of the council!
@your-local-evil-wizard (leader)
@nothingf-i-s-h-yhere
@shittest-wizard-ever
@frogpantsthebloodgod
@shittyspellcaster
@stellarcephalomage
@ash-the-tiefling
@lead-sorcerer
@not-a-suspicious-wizard
@symbiosis-enjoyer
@thetkagency
@illithathelich
@snomonomicon
I think we have enough. You can still join, but we have so many.
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throwing a couple Beast Steaks on the grill, anyone want anything?
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Strange, lately no-one rolls their saving throws against my enchantment spells. 🤔
how come?
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I haven't been as menacing for the last few months.
Hmm
Maybe I should rain asteroids on wizard island island. That would be fun.
Have to do something to terrorize the local wizards...
Perhaps I'll wear socks with sandals, that should disturb the majority.
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Realized that with the poll feature I can rerun my very important poll, now with updated categories!!
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Actually, wizards should be allowed to cast any spells they like
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(I’m just wondering)
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“Shop is open”
1 - Key - 16 currency
2 - Displacement drive - 76 currency
3 - Eye of the meat demon - 23 currency
4 - +1 needle of mending- 5 currency
5 - Dagger - 10 currency
6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29
currency
7 - Ball of sprits - 40 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - invisibility - 15 currency
2 - Fire resistance - 10 currency
3 - greater mana potion - 10 currency
4 - health potion - 5 currency
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"Salt"
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With eye of newt and breath of horse
Stink of wars and uno plus fours
With special k and dash of hay
I COMMAND SAM THE SKELETON™️ TO CREASE YOUR JAYS
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*floats above your couch, giggling and glowing*
what? did Zero let you in here? who are you? nevermind, I don't care, what exactly did you do to Zero?
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