#Wylan is the “looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you”

[talleryn]

Wylan: with that amount of explosives you could-

Inej: just because you could doesn’t mean you should

Wylan: BUT ITS STRONGLY IMPLIED

#I mean loads of ppl think wylan is the Sofia of the crows #But he’s such a gremlin #And I love him for it #Wylan is the “looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you” #Wylan #Wylan van eck #Wylan hendriks #Wesper #Inej #Inej ghafa #six of crows #soc #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #shitpost #six of crows shitpost #Incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

[writingthroughthenight]

:)

":)" will either sound supper cuddly and sweet or extremely passive-aggressive, there is no in-between.

#:) #like if kaz sent me “:)” I'd probably be writing my last will and testament #but if wylan van sunshine sent it it means nothing has changed in the world it is still bright and butterfly-y #after having fangirled over their presence in my life ofc #passive aggressive #cinnamon roll #looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you #looks like could kill you but is a cinnamon roll #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #funny #ironic #sarcastic #humor #texting #confused #weird #amusing #slightly amusing

[northlt]

Looks like he could kill you, would definitely kill you: Kaz

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you but just wants to eat the cinnamon roll: Nina

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll but has an unhinged side: Wylan

Looks like a cinnamon roll and could actually kill you: Inej

Looks like he could kill you, is actually done with Kaz: Matthais

Looks like a bisexual cinnamon roll could actually kill you: Jesper

#shit post #soc #six of crows #incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #kaz #inej #inej ghafa #jesper x wylan #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #wylan hendriks #nina zenik #matthais #matthais helvar

[teartra]

Wylan Van Eck is not someone who “looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you” because he’s both a cinnamon roll and would totally be in for murder if it’s necessary

#not an innocent cinnamon roll #the bread was made is a lot of flavour #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #six of crows #shadow and bone

[properfull0ngaycrisis]

jesper “looks like i cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll” fahey

wylan “looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you (on accident)” van eck

kazzle “looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll” dazzle

inej “looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you” ghafa

nina “looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you” zenik

matthias “looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll” helvar

#SoC #six of crows #kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #nina zenik #matthias helvar #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #the grisha series #grishaverse

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

Wylan: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you.

Matthias: Looks like he could kill you, is a cinnamon roll.

Nina: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll.

Kaz: Looks like he could kill you, will kill you.

#probably been done before but what the hell #shadow and bone #six of crows #soc #sab #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik

[superpineappleenthusiast]

the duality of introducing my brother to the grishaverse

On one hand it’s great. He called Kaz Simpy Dimpy, which, totally valid. His face when I told him about Jordie the pool noodle was priceless. I really need to tell him about Kazzle Dazzle. But then. I had to deal with all the Wylan slander. Halfway through six of crows he asks what even the point of his character is. Excuse me. Wylan. My flute playing doe eyed chaotic looks-like-a-cinnamon-roll-and-could-kill-you Wylan? He had just started crooked kingdom when I asked if he finally appreciated the wonder and glory of Wylan Van Eck. And he looked at me straight on and said “No he’s so useless he can’t even read.” And obviously I was like “MY DUDE HE’S DYSLEXIC”. And again his face. PRICELESS.

And then he had the audacity to actually understand kaz’s plans and laugh at me for not

#wylan van eck #wylan supremacy #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[grapehyasynth]

Please tell me someone has done "looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you" for Shadow and Bone. Wylan van Eck: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you. Kaz Brekker: looks like he could kill you and he will. (Spoiler, they're all 'but could actually kill you'. Except Milo.)

#shadow and bone

[blog-on-a-log]

we have so many fandoms in common lmao. i want to hear abt six of crows. give me ur thoughts /nf

ok. ok. six of crows yes yes yes ye s yes

it's basically assorted trauma x6 in human form.

kaz brekker, dirty hands, bastard of the barrel.... he's so cool (and has intense childhood trauma).... my scrunkly...

inej ghafa, the wraith, she's who i aspire to be.... also KNIVES!!!!

nina zenik, loves waffles and is a certified Girlboss!!!

jesper fahey, the best damn sharpshooter in the entire grishaverse!!! also WESPER FOR LIFE

wylan van eck, has intense childhood trauma from being abused by his dad, pathetic little man whose arc makes me so proud also WESPER FOR LIFE

matthias helvar, looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll and will not hesitate to kill you !!! i cried......

in conclusion, read six of crows!!! read the whole grishaverse !!!!

#tw abuse #tw child abuse #blorbo in law

[pettingcoloredkittens]

Regarding the infantilization of wylan and the uwu smol bean thing i don't think people realise a character can be both a cinnamon roll and a menace to society

Imagine everyone sees this adorable looking boy now but then he starts bombing stuff for fun i can't wait

#are we forgetting the looks like a cinnamon roll could kill you trope #shadow and bone #grishaverse #six of crows #soc #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks

[saanjhish]

Wylan: looks like a cinnamon roll, would wake you up solely for the purpose of killing you

Jesper: looks like a cinnamon roll, will shoot bullets in your body to write "I'm sorry" if you harm his babies (his precious revolvers)

Nina: looks like a cinnamon roll, will flirt with you so much that the next thing you know, she's raising you from the dead to girlboss again

Matthias: looks like could kill you, doesn't actually know what the fuck is going on

Inej: looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll but no one told you it was deadly, heh <3

Kaz: killed you before you could even look

[mimi-croissant]

Kaz: looks like he could kill you, will actually kill you

Inej: looks like she could kill you, will actually kill you

Jesper: looks like he could kill you, will probably kill you

Wylan: looks like a cinnamon roll, will most likely kill you (probably with an explosion)

Nina: looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a sinnamon roll (and will actually kill you)

Mattias: looks like he could kill you, will actually kill you

#six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghana #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #nina zenik #mattias helvar #kanej #wesper #helnik #crooked kingdom #long story short #they could all kill you #help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up #down the rabbit hole i go

[atlas-the-bastard]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Nina, Jesper

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Wylan

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Matthais

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kaz, Inej

#soc #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van ek #matthais helvar #nina zenik

[sugaroto]

I'm thinking about the crows trying to think in what "looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a" category they are and I can't find the right answer..?? Does this make sense?

Kaz looks like he could kill you, could actually kill you

Inej looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you but doesn't want too

Jesper (idk tbh he's just a disaster) looks like he could kill you and can actually kill you but he's also a cinnamon roll and won't kill you unless he has to?

Nina looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually poison you

Matthias looks like he could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll

Wylan looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually blow the shit out of ya

#six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias Helvar #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #6 of crows #6oc #cinnamon roll #can actually kill you #lgbtq #bored #books #bookish #bookaholic #bookworm #comic books #book blog #book tumblr #how many #hastags can i put in here #lol #?

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

looks a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Jesper, Nina

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Matthias

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Wylan

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Inej

sinnamon roll: Kaz

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #nina zenik #incorrect quotes #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar

[toomanystacksofbooks]

Wylan Van Eck is the epitome of “looks like a cinnamon-roll, could kill you” and I don’t think we talk about this enough.

#stop reducing him to his sexuality and disability #he’s such an interesting and complex character #and everyone calls him a soft boy but he’s literally such a badass #so don’t discredit him #he suggested they wake someone up just to kill them #he literally makes bombs #and is in a gang #he’s iconic and i love him #wylan van eck defense squad #wylan van eck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse