Percy and the demigods from camp half-blood: *win the titan war*
Luke: how does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a titan superpower?
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i dont know if im the only one..
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Aaron Burr dies:
Burr: *approaches Heaven*
Hamilton: wELL IF IT ISN'T AARON BURR, SIR
Burr: *screams*
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RIP Alexander Hamilton, you would've loved the word count tool in Google Docs.
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I鈥檝e been picking my little sister up from school recently and don鈥檛 100% know how to talk to a 13 year old. So far I have:
1. Ranted about the development of the vampire diaries and the differences between the books and tv show
2. Sung most of the Hamilton sound track with her
3. Played her the first few episodes of the Magnus archives
4. Played her 3 of the mechanisms albums
We also got coffee bc I鈥檓 not afraid to bribe her for love
I鈥檓 excited for the future
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Hamilton: *on the phone with Laurens* babe, i鈥檓 breaking up-
Laurens: I'm pregnant
Hamilton: I meant the call
Laurens: right, sorry. I panicked
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MY NAME IS PHILLIP
I AM A POET
I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT
AND I
JUST FUCKING DIED
YOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YOU CANT SAVE MINE
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Another iconic Alexander Hamilton moment
Hamilton and his men finally dove from the boat into the swirling waters and swam to safety. Scarcely stopping for breath, Hamilton dashed off a message to John Hancock that urged the immediate evacuation of the Continental Congress from Philadelphia. Just before Hamilton returned to headquarters, Washington received a letter from Captain Lee announcing Hamilton's death in the Schulkill. There were tears of jubilation, as well as considerable laughter, when the sodden corpse himself sauntered through the door.
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