#all my hoes

[sillysiluriforme]

everyone is in love with marinette for her selflessness and her ability to get smooshed like a bug literally whenever

#silu's art #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #mlb chat noir #chat noir #mlb luka #luka couffaine #mlb kagami #kagami tsurugi #marinette x adrien #marinette x luka #marinette x kagami #me and my brother are proud kagami/marinette/adrien truthers #marinette suffers so much she deserves all the hoes #luka's here cause i wanted to draw him hfkhfsdjk

[beybuniki]

family

#i wanted to compile all of my family sketches but there are too many lets start with this smaller batch first i dont want to scare the hoes #i just know rei can carry all of her kids at once also lets ignore the wrong age gap idgaf #i struggled a lot with the middle one's color palette for some reason help #bnha #todoroki toya #todoroki shoto #todoroki rei #dabi

[frootlooptime]

miss misaboo

#spent my birthday drawing this im commited #i think cranboo is so goth 2 me anyways #my art #ranboo #ranboo fanart #c!ranboo #all i listened to was HOES! (RED EYES BLACK DRAGON CHAINS REMIX) while drawing this and i think that gets the vibes right

[garsils]

Mystra when i catch you... Mystra..

#bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 tav #bg3 gale #mystra #fuck that hoe all my homies hate mystra #baby's first bg3 fanart #more to come probably #Trying to figure out how to draw Gale and this happened #my art

[charbies]

freezing to death for the sake of a sexy lil outfit

inprnt

#hoe representation in totk #but forreal I love this armor it's GORG #I think I'm gonna do a series with all the dragon armors #link #tears of the kingdom #loz #legend of zelda #my art #charbies art tag #totk #totk link #frostbite armor

[sbeana]

I wanna be her friend so bad

#tlt #the locked tomb art #the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #i love this stupid hoe #peep her shirt eveheone it says adhd 4 me (all da hoes die 4 me) #im projecting onto this stupid corpse so bad i even gave her my cargo pants. i never give anyone my cargo pants #art #griddlehark #tlt art

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

#I must clarify this isn’t a dig at any of these songs they all fuck #my source is im a youngest child with a decently older brother and all of my nostalgic music is literally this #my mom had to force my brother to limit what songs he played around me because I was six years old and started saying the word hoe a lot #peter spankoffski #also my hc is Pete is teds full brother so their parents are just Old and Pete stood NO chance #he grew up around Dickhead Era Ted and a dad who forced him to name classic rock bands when they came on the radio #and also my source is my music taste is also the peoples around me because im bad at finding music #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #starkid #lautski #he also probably really likes train

[nezz-cringe-crib]

clingy hoe

ref:

#death note #death note fanart #lawlight #l lawliet #light yagami #my art #wildernezz #ignore the arms i dont like them #theyre the only things that cure the sad times #the hoes to be clear not the arms #the arms can go get obliterated by the sun for all i care

[chrollohearttags]

y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#rant #vent and rant #cw discourse #I see fifty toxic baby daddy fics with toji’s dirty ass and nobody moves #but damn #a character who’s balls y’all were just sucking two weeks ago can’t smoke a blunt #I don’t even write these so called ‘toxic’ hcs but I’m all for black women having representation in whatever way makes them comfortable #get over yourselves #like who do you hoes think y’all are #nobody has to write to appease a bitch who can’t even spell her own name #the way my lil hiatus is about to turn into me archiving this shit and leaving #cherry chats 🍒 #my blog is not a safe space for you fucking losers #and if you don’t like it #unfollow me #I love eren and the AOT characters over here and I’m not gonn stop writing for them bc you bitches got a new character to gush over

[inknopewetrust]

#🫡 in solidarity for all my hoes with so many promises #writer #fic writer #fic woes #x reader #stranger things #bridgerton #shadow and bone #sherlock #eddie munson x reader #aleksander morozova x reader #steve harrington x reader

[judasgot-it]

Bsd men who actually want a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend, and Bsd men who would piss and shit their pants if they saw their GF hug another man

(I was thinking about ken from the barbie movie and had a realization. I needed a silly you guys. A silly)

Could NOT handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend -

Nikolai - Says he wants it, even says it should be an 'open relationship' but then the moment he sees his GF talk to another man he's pissing over himself and crying about how it's not fair

Dazai - he would rather kill himself. Literally.

Tecchou - he's probably the type of guy to SAY he's chill and then the moment someone says something bad about his GF he's throwing hands

Is the walking devil incarnate and doesn't believe in monogamy -

Fyodor - has 4 discord kittens and definitely calls all of his enemies 'pookie' to feel a sliver of affection. Definitely plays porn games but dw it's a puzzle game so it doesn't count (he's in denial)

Ango - this slut can't even choose which organization to spy on, he is the definition of a WHORE

Tachihara - same as Ango although he wouldn't cry about it. He owns up to his sluttyness. A proud streetwalker.

#i rhink im funnier than i am #anyway #rankinh the level of hoe they are #they all are lowkey #but i think its funny #tecchou is my hoe #called him #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #tecchou x reader #dazai x reader #fyodor x reader #tachihara x reader #nikolai x reader #ango x reader

[lord-westley]

Whenever there are no customers and no tasks to complete, i leave behind drawings everywhere at work

#the first pic #i drew as a joke cause the printer never works #and we joke how we will get venegence on day #my coworkers all went “GASP” #“you need to put one on the soap dispener. it always causes me issues” #“put one on the tape gun. it makes me wanna kms” - 65yro manager #so i drew two more #then thought id draw superbat #Batman #the batman 2022 #superbat #superman #i work at See's Candies #heckin love it here #despite hoe STUPID OLD PEOPLE ARE #ISTG IF I WASH THE GLASS #THEN AN OLD PERSON TOUCHES IT TAPPING IT EITH THEIR NASTY COUGH COVERED FINGERS #saying “i want that” #I WILL BECOME A FRICKEN SUPERVILLAIN #SHOVE A TABLE LEG UP SO FAR UP THEIR ASS #SURGEONS WILL HAVE TO HIRE A DENTIST #TO GET RID OF THE SPLINTERS IN THEIR GUMS #anyways hahahaha #i love my job

[ketchupkio]

Request for @traumafactory28! Wild is shameless and Wars doesn't like to be touched (especially not suddenly), but they both look super cute!! Drawing Wars with a bustle brings me great joy

This is less the Vai set and more of Wild's "I'm going to Gerudo Town so I need to look hot" outfit lol. They have actual Gerudo clothes they've been gifted for formal occasions (not the touristy thing that the Vai set ACTUALLY is)

Wild (they/any/neos) and Warriors (he/she/they) are from @ageless-soul-au! Pls don't tag any other AUs ✨

#wild isn't trying to pick up wars and they both know that. xe is just A Hoe. #Wild enjoys dressing a little slutty #hot girl summer and all that #wars' corset belt is spiral laced UwU #loz #ageless soul au #my art

[paint-it-dead]

-"Start Here" by Caitlyn Siehl

#berserk #griffith #guts #griffguts #berserk manga #words #my posts #i have soooo many quotes that remind me of them that haunt me im going insane #i post more of them eventually #for now this is all the display of mental illness yall get #idk how to tag lol #guts berserk #griffith berserk #this very obviously is refering to how guts percieves griffith and the immediate change in his stance when he saw him again as the human #that he loved and cared for very deeply to the point that he forgot that this was actually “the monster” he had sought to kill all that time #im not at all implying anything abt griffith's nature changing #just about hoe you can never truly see someone as simply “monstruous” if you love them hard enough #how*** #SPELLING MISTAKES MY MORTAL ENEMY

[fanyeline]

persephone in a selkie dress w monarch butterflies bc i think it'd be super cute on her!

#i needed to get this fanart out of my system #lore olympus #persephone #move aside all u uncreative “redrew this panel” ass hoes... #if ur gonna redraw a panel #redraw it from scartch #how about that?

[mangokabuto]

One of my favorite headcannons:

Nami and Usopp do fake public proposals at restaurants and shops to get free stuff.

Nami convinces Usopp to do it because its an easy grift, and he's the only one she could rely on to make it look convincing without pushing her boundaries. Usopp agrees because he gets wrapped up in the showmanship of it, and the attention. Plus, he likes free alcohol/deserts/appetizers/etc as much as she does. They do it a lot pre-timeskip, scoping out what places do those sorts of giveaways and are far enough away from each other that they can hit more than one on each island.

However, post timeskip, they start growing too recognizable to get away with it. They have to up the ante.

They start doing public breakups, divorce routines, make-ups and re-proposals. They're both better actors now, so they are really getting away with it. Their tumultuous relationship is all the rage, and more and more places will offer them better discounts/gifts because they know the media buzz will benefit their shop.

They get a little mad with power. They start making up whole insane scenes, cheating scandals and pregnancy scares. They're roping the rest of the crew in as actors. They have a running storyline going! All throughout Nami keeps her image as the femme fatale of the strawhat crew, with them being single/separated more often than not. Outside of that the interpretations vary wildly; fans across the grand line cant agree whether or not Nami is a queen manipulator with her claws in the poor innocent strawhat boys, or if Usopp is a serial cheating heartbreaker, or both! There are conspiracy theories that Chopper and/or Zeus are secretly children of divorce!

And, of course, Nami's got her claws in with Big News Morgan. They're getting paid handsomely for their help feeding the tabloids ;p

#mango headcannons #usonami #by technicality #deeply funny to me. i think abt this all the time #exists in tandem with east blue polycule in my mind tho #IMPORTANT: exists alongside my ''usopp is a hoe'' HC