#already divorced

[lodilove]

So, umm who has the photo?

#aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #good omens #go2 #michael sheen #neil gaiman #inaffable husbands #good omens season 2 #maried #couple #wedding photo #otw to divorce #already divorced #i miss my husband #why the hell did they sepparated

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.

#edit: GUYS THIS IS A JOKE POST STOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYY #WHY DO YALL GOTTA BE 'well actually☝🤓' #LIKE I KNOW ALLAT ALREADY.. I SIMPLIFIED IT FOR COMEDIC VALUE LET ME LIVEEEEEE #anyway. #divorced father of three and he acts like hes about to be put into witness protection #literally obsessed with him #.txt #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- just to be safe for anime onlies

[ema-sahdmadhi]

"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

#apollo justice #ace attorney memes #apollo justice trilogy #aj trilogy #aj trilogy spoilers #soj spoilers #aa4 spoilers #aa6 spoilers #aa memes #ema skye #athena cykes #trucy wright #jove justice #thalassa gramarye #zak gramarye #phoenix wright #dhurke sahdmadhi #amara sigatar khura'in #datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight. #I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy #Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included #Turbo Divorce

[atoriv-art]

keeping watch

#kakashi hatake #sasuke uchiha #obito uchiha #uchiha sasuke #uchiha obito #2023 #art #fanart #naruto #its hard being one of the only people invested in sasukes weird familial dynamic with obito but its honest work #its already hard being invested in his familial dynamic with kakashi tbf. #again. sasuke child of divorce propaganda #kakaobi

[tibby-art]

life series team dynamic: Just Some Guys

#alt caption: Hey girl you saw us across the bar and you asked us if we were looking for a third to our divorced lesbian nonromantic open #relationship and youve asked three times after weve already said yes the first time #zombiecleo #ethoslab #life series #trafficblr #secret life #1k

[melonsharks]

hi please dont take this seriously this is extremely self indulgent. i feel insane right now, but. 1998 parent trap au LMFAOOOOOO.

you watch a movie you haven’t seen in years, realize one character owns a vineyard, the other is a wedding dress designer, that they got divorced but are still deeply in love with each other and u know what? you just go with it. u gotta draw whats in ur heart.

bonus:

#looks away shamefully #good omens #good omens au #aziracrow #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #fanart #warlock dowling #adam young #good omens 2 #not rlly but #LOL #gabuart #dont tell me if this has been done already i literally do not want to know #parent trap au

[sentientsky]

not romantic or platonic, but a secret third thing (hereditary enemies. an arrangement murmured under a sky cleaved empty of absolution. a binary star system; a gravitational pull / a flashpoint / an inevitable collision. an eternity of choking back fear, of swallowing down too-fast/too-much/too-late confessions. an us that could have been.)

#idk what this is. sorry. also not sure if someone else already made this joke. probably. if so lmk and i'll credit them #don't feel like editing this so. [tossing the post at your feet] here ya go lol #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #gomens #gomens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable divorce #no nightingales #shitpost

[petricorah]

zuko alone pt 2

lovingly inspired by this [ids in alt]

#zuko #sokka #zukka #zukka fanart #myart #sokka leaving aka the light in zukos life leaving #i imagine this is right before a confession but something happens and sokka decides to go home permanently and they both can't say how they #feel even though it's almost understood because it's too painful #when i first drafted this sokka's hair wasn't nearly as long but then i got carried away because of canon long haired sokka #after i drafted this i actually came up with a longer form one that's more faithful to the inspiration so maybe i'll do that someday. #where they're actually dating already but the love just. isn't enough for their duty #drawing sokka without his necklace is weird. like he's nakey #sokka fanart #atla fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender #can this be divorced zukka if they were never together? tagging anyway in case people have angst blocked #divorced zukka

[feliformiaboy]

#art tag #bugsnax #lizbert megafig #eggabell batternugget #chandlo funkbun #snorpy fizzlebean #triffany lottablog #wambus troubleham #floofty fizzlebean #idfk ny of the ship names ive been in this fandom for about 3 seconds #anyways do you think because hes the only government in snaxburg #if someone wanted to get divorced filbo would have to be their lawyer. i think thats funny #brother did NOT go to law school! #also sorry if someones already done this i just have to draw funny bug game every 5 seconds or ill Die

[katanosabedibujar]

The exes!1!1!

This took me two sleepless nights... please spread prohibitedwish 😭

#fionna and cake #scarab fionna and cake #scarab #prismo #adventure time #prismo and scarab are ex-husbands they still love each other but don't want to admit it #prohibitedwish #oh my god please just kiss already #WHY HE SO BABY GIRL #I'm talking about Scarab btw #they're divorced

[mwagneto]

not enough people are talking about neil gaiman and his wife having their own apology dance, him saying smtg like "are you really married if you don't have your own apology dance" in like 2021, writing and filming season 2 of good omens, and then a few months later getting a divorce

#THE TIMING IS ENDING ME. LIKE IT'S ALREADY FILMED AND WRAPPED AND DONE AND #BASED ON YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND THEN LIKE 5 MONTHS LATER YOU'RE DIVORCED OMG💀 #good omens #gomens #neilman #crowley x aziraphale #DO NOT TAG HIM IN THIS I SWEAR TO GOD.

[indigoire]

It's so funny watching Scanlan and Pike flirt in TLoVM and being like "aww yeah, she is gonna divorce him so hard one day 😎"

#Pike is somehow already in the process of divorcing him as we speak #critical role #tlovm #Pikelan #cr spoilers #cr1 #tlovm spoilers

[drizzledrawings]

I love hosea but he’s so stupid

He should’ve taken his kids and ran, no talk of joint custody or divorce papers, he should’ve just bounced

#they already act like a divorced couple #hosea matthews #rdr2

[child-of-divorce21]

I love how everyone was angry at aziraphale for trying to save the human race.

Aziraphale: I’m sorry Crowley but I need to leave to save the world

Us: bro shut up and kiss your husband and run away with him

#good omens fandom #good omens #we already killed Jesus once #Neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen

[character-estudio]

Aubrey Thyme, professional psychotherapist, after hearing what happened to Crowley at the end of season 2:

#good omens #crowley #Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach #aubrey thyme #Nnm #fanfic #fan fiction #aziracrow #ineffable divorce #if somone knows if the author of this fanfic is tumblr #can someone tag them #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #go season 2 #go read this fanfic if you haven’t already it’s great #therapy #psychotherapist

[actual-changeling]

look, you can argue that in season 1 they both had a plan, but let's be real here—they both SUCKED. then again, at least one would have worked and it's not aziraphale's.

crowley looked at that gigantic, inevitable mess and went "no child = no apocalypse, gotta kill him unfortunately". would have worked.

meanwhile aziraphale did the equivalent of staring at a burning building and then going "let me call my boss" instead of the fucking fire brigade.

they're both so smart but trauma makes you stupid sometimes.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #at some point i really need to examine the bandstand conversation about killing the antichrist #with the job flashback in mind #because aziraphale and his 'no blood on their hands' was already—excuse my language—fucking stupid and false #but after JOB??? girl god was gonna nuke a family to win a bet #having hell do the dirty work doesn't change that they gave the command