#also i just lowkey hate the dad im sorry

[floradanika25]

Im watching mitchell vs the machines and its hitting too close to home

#i love katie #even though my father is very supportive of my artistic side #im constantly hiding parts of myself and my hobbies i c #in a way that i cant not fear being judged and isolated if i shared them #im katie if katie had hid all the quirky and weird stuff #also i just lowkey hate the dad im sorry #im not a big part of how they are trying to blame her for wanting to get away #she finally found her people a place she fit in a place she wanted to be #and snap no you are my daughter family blah blah family is more important than your happiness’s #the worst part is that i just KNOW theyre going to be like And see that roadtrip was good anyway and if we hadnt gone #the world would have ended #but what the dad did with the roadtrip wil NEVER be right #and yes i have a long rant about this and it #but i cant really finish it before i have actually watched the entire movie #its not the movies fault its just what the dad did and i know that was never meant to be good #i just dont like how they’re painting katie in relation to that #you know about when it comes to screens #screens are a great thing in sooooo many ways let people have them #bc someone uses a screen does make them the bad person #just bc someones best way to life quality is a screen doesnt make them a bad person #just bc someone wants to get away from their family and parents doesn’t make them a bad person #let her live let her be herself #let her be with her people #ofc you should try mending family bonds and work things out with your family #and spend time with your family #but if you bad does something like that #especially without telling or asking you #i would almost consider that abusive ( ofc that depends a lot on what else he does as well but still) #that gets painted as a way less bad thing than it actually is #bc oh look family quality time

[the-acid-pear]

The way AVED S3 is so bad it's low-key fucking killing my hyperfixation,,,,,

#luly talks #BECAUSE I CANNOT FINISH IT AND I CANNOT SCROLL ENDLESSLY NOR MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT THING #EFFECTIVELY KEEPING ME ON A FUCKING LEASH OR SOMETHING SMH 😭😭😭 #sorry to anyone who likes it i personally fucking despite that season and everything it stands for #like its. i just.. i dont like it at all man #ruby being back and that baby and Brady's whole existence... like nothing against her nor her relationship w her dad i find it pretty cute #but i dont think the show needed that man it just feels so. unnecessary. like I've said before ash already had kelly! #she was like a daughter to him and that was enough for me #also kelly and Pablo romance?? lowkey fucking hate that #one bc it ruins my aroace kelly hc /hj and two bc again ITS UNNECESSARY....... they were good as having this siblings dynamic!!! #i DO enjoy badass Pablo tho that is the only thing from this season i can excuse and also look foward to #but like man even the plot holes is like *rips off my hair until i go bald* #but ill finish it and y'all will beg me to stop rbing and talking about these guys that's a promise #im not pulling a prison break or cobra Kai again

[holyghostbelle]

CALL THE SHOTS

the last part.

TW:DUBCON? DARK!OLIVER(it's literally him though so idk)slight reader x felix, but also oliver pinning over felix because no ones mentioning that??? reader and Oliver lowkey hate each other I guess. I wouldn't even consider this as an x reader tbh. minors dni or ill sleep with your dad requests are open !! Omg, i don't know if you're gonna hate me for this ending but i wanted to keep it as close to what i think would realistically happen, like no yandere shit. also this is not proof read im sorry. my master list

2022, fifteen years later. 

“He's dead! Oh gosh, he's dead, please come to Saltburn quickly. I don't think I can be alone” Elspeth trembles on the phone, her hands shaking with vigour, tears running down her cheeks. Just mere moments after the ambulance had left with her husband, she had suddenly felt stifled in her seat, the last one left. 

You flee from Paris, fashion week can wait, Elspeth who had become more of your mother over the past years , more deserving of attention than clothes. With only a sea between you. 

“Oh darling, Duncan has set up your room for you, I'm so glad you're here!” she smiles at you, her hair significantly shorter since you last saw her, she wears a button up shirt along with a pair of loose fitting blue jeans and a embroidered shaman jacket. 

“How are you holding up?” you ask, voicing concern. 

She smiles, nodding as her face drops down. You pull her in for a hug, she grasps you tightly and you smell her expensive perfume. 

“Cup of tea?” 

"Thank you, Elspeth. A cup of tea sounds perfect," you reply. 

As she has someone prepare the tea in the  kitchen, you glance around Saltburn. Flowers wilting and the familiar sights bring back memories of laughter, hot sunny days, drunken ramblings to felix. It's hard to believe that just hours ago, everything seemed normal.

The silence is heavy,

"I don't know how to go on without him," Elspeth admits, her eyes welling up with fresh tears. You reach for her hand, offering a reassuring squeeze.

"I'm here for you, Elspeth. Whatever you need," you assure her, feeling the gravity of the situation sinking in.

As the days turn into weeks after the funeral you manage to convince Elspeth to rent a small flat further in town, so you can return to Paris until summer.

Elspeth reluctantly agrees, and you find a quiet little place not far from the town centre, you help her move, shopping round antique stores for furniture that seemed more homely and lived in. 

And suddenly Oliver is at saltburn again. Your really not sure what happened, one minute your back in paris for the summer, back to writing articles about the hottest shoes or sex tips for the older women and then Elspeth is calling you about finding oliver in a local cafe not far from her home , and she sends you a video of him saying hi over facebook messenger, he's still tidy, neat but that nerdish boy look is gone and instead the shadow of a more important man. You wonder if he still smokes, you wonder if he still drinks, you wonder if he still thinks about that night before venetia died. 

So you head back to Saltburn, wondering what fifteen years made of oliver. 

“No husband then?” Oliver peers down at your ringless hand. 

“We got a divorce, no wife?” you stare at him, your lips pressed together careful not to smudge your Chanel lipstick. 

He shakes his head and smiles eyes taking the whole of you in, he notes the lack of smudged eyeshadow and mascara.“ you haven't aged a bit, your hairs shorter but you haven't aged”

“It's called filler Oliver” you sigh,”where Elspeth?”you ask.

“oh, she's fallen ill, it's all happened very quickly, i'm surprised you didn't hear, lung cancer” 

“Oh fuck” you drop your bag on the marble floor, clutching your head. “ It's just a Catton curse really isn't it?” you smile and Oliver wraps his arms around your shoulders, pulling you in for a short hug.

“Come on, she wants to speak to you.”

“Darling, they say I've only got two months” Elspeth smiles, her hair forming a halo around her head in the bed, she coughs and then takes your hand into her own. “ I want you to have the Saltburn estate.”

“Elspeth , i can't” your eyes tear up at the thought of her gone, and you sitting in your loneliness of the big house, “really, i can't”

“oh darling shush’ she hushes at you, her eyes gazing over your own, oliver stands uncomfortably in the back, “it would've been yours anyway, i always thought you and Felix would marry, i know you loved him”

“Elspeth” 

“I'm not daft, i saw the way he looked at you too, ever since you came home for break when you were eight years old, i just knew” 

“I-god i miss him, it's been so long”

“ i know, i know” 

you smooth her hand with your own, nodding “okay fine, i'll take it.”

She smiles and grips your hand with all her strength. You look at Oliver, his face stoic.

Papers are signed, and then somehow, Elspeth's breathing tube is pulled out of her, by an insolent nurse, there's no lawsuit, you leave her at peace, her rock at the bottom of the lake with the rest of the Cattons and now your not sure what to do with the house. Stuck wandering the halls passing by Oliver, you want him to leave but you don't want to be left with the staff all alone, so you let him stay. 

Elspeth's room is still filled with medical supplies. Your bank account is filled with hundreds of millions, untouched.

You're called into the Main room of the house by Oliver, you look around waiting for him to appear but  suddenly there's a  sharp pain in your abdomen that grows and grows until it’s an unbearable pain, you wince. Looking up to meet Oliver's eyes. 

He unsheathes the knife from your body and clutches at your wound. Red seeps like spilled wine. 

“Shit, i-fuck.” he hands flail pushing into your wound, you scratch at the pressure. 

“Call someone Oliver, fuck that really hurts”

“Duncan! Duncan!” Oliver screams,his head cocks to the side. “ oh, he's not here.” his eyes darken and you're taken back to the night he kissed you for the first time, the way he looked at you like you didn't even exist.

“What?” you question, you feel woozy and try to anchor your hands behind you as you fall to the floor. But he hinders your movements.

“Don't you want to see felix?”he asks, eyes darkening. 

You shake your head, “No, I- i want to stay here, what are you doing?”

Oliver's eyes flicker, a mixture of pain and resentment. He continues to apply pressure to your wound, desperately trying to stop the flow of crimson escaping from your body.

“No you don't, just let go”

"what," you gasp, your breaths becoming shallower ”t-he fuck are you talking about”

Oliver's expression twists. His grip on the knife tightens, his knuckles turning white.

With each passing moment, the room seems to close in, the air thickening with tension. Your vision blurs, and you struggle to focus on Oliver's face.

“Please Oliver, you're gonna let me die?”

Oliver's gaze softens momentarily, a flicker of doubt crossing his face. He glances around the room as if searching for an escape from the harsh reality closing in.

"Maybe it's too late," he murmurs, more to himself than to you. "Maybe I can't change who I've become."

Desperation fills the room as the seconds tick away, your life slipping through the cracks. Oliver's hands tremble as he clings to the last shreds of hope.

In a final plea, you whisper, "what you've become?oh my god "your head pulls back and you feel yourself slipping.

The room falls into a heavy silence as realisation settles into you. 

“Did you kill him” 

He looks up at your face, stroking your cheek with the back of his hand, you taste the bitter metal from your blood. Eyes flickering down at your wound, his hand still pressing into it with the knife in his grip.

“Marry me and I'll let you live,” he asks. 

“Huh?”you shake in his hold.

“Marry me and I'll let you live, gotta make the decision now though, or I'll let you bleed out here.”

“Oh my god you're insane ” your bloody hand reaches for Oliver's face, you push it with all your force blood coating over his eyelashes making it harder to see, you stumble to the oak table in front of you, grabbing the candelabra attempting to smash it over his head. He rolls away, tackling your body, and you notice the adrenaline has kicked in because you manage to kick at his crotch. He winces in pain. And hits the floor to the side of you. You stare at him.

“What the fuck do you want” you shake your head at him. 

“I want to marry you.” 

You shake your head, “no you don't”

“i want the house” 

“Oh my god” you laugh,” call a fucking ambulance Oliver”

He looks at you , as you clutch and your wound, he pulls his phone out of his pocket and rings for an ambulance.

a/n; im sorry if this is an underwhelming ending, but like I have no clue how to end fics and I thought this was just middle fitting.

Taglist: @honeydewsmoothii @gothicwidowsworld @psychoenergy @kmmg98 @1950schick @freyasfox @domaniquessidehoe2 @possiblyafangirl @satrryeys4eva @callsignwidow

#oliver quick #oliver quick x reader #salt burn 2023 #salt burn fic #felix caton x reader #felix catton #barry keoghan #salt burn x reader

[hijackalx]

*SOME DURGE QUEST SPOILERS*

***NONCON AND DRUG USE MENTIONS***

GORTASH SFW HEADCANONS:

ok to start i think when he was a prisoner his hair got rlly long and unkept and he hateddd it so the minute he escaped he chopped that shit off himself and thats why its so unruly lol (*EDIT he always cuts his own hair is what im sayin)

this man is such a taurus like everything about him screams taurus. has a taurus stellium fosho

would listen to superheaven

hes also sooo jenny by studio killers, disco man by remi wolf, happiness by the 1975 coded with Durge 😩😩

with durge hes also giving bf that ur dad hates but like thats canon. i think he likes that hes able to influence durge to the point that they rebel lol. the type of boy u run away with when ur younger

probably BLASTED jet black heart by 5SOS on repeat when Durge disappeared LMFAOO

also i kind of feel like the fearless buff to his clothing is more an insight to his character rather than him needing magic to not be fearful bcz he literally got the shit beat out of him everyday and lived in HELL how can he not be desensitized to everything at that point 😭😭😭 it does not get much worse than that my boy

hes so thique like hes just a big boned dude. tiddies SO fat too EUGH + thick shoulders/arms. he feels so warm and safe i just know it i just KNOW it gurl

also idk if it was supposed to happen but in my latest playthrough during the fight with him he dropped his bow and just started beating the shit out of us 😭😭😭😭 all hands baby like WHAT 😭😭 so i like to think thats his preferred method of fighting idk if thats canon tho i feel like i seen somebody talking abt that before but mightve just been another hc

occasionally does drugs. likes the ones that make him feel really elated (idk what theyre called in bg3 its some kind of dust or something) ALSO HC THAT HE WAS ON SOMETHING WHEN HE WROTE RHAT FUCKED UP NOTE TO FRANC (WAS THAG HIS NAME U GUYS KNOW THE NOTE) HE WAS OBVIOJSLY TRIPPING BALLSSSSS

lots of body hair…… everywhere……. straight and black body hair. that is so sexy to me let me smell the pheromones in your armpits king LMFAO (i think theres something wrong with me)

going off of rhat yes i think he smells good (DIVINE, even) as a woman that is feral and in heat all the time. but to normal ppl he may smell kind of weird. not STINKY stinky but like when u dont shower and ur natural scent starts to mix with the perfume/cologne ur wearing SORRY 😭😭😭 im trying to be realistic here. or maybe like when u wake up and didnt shower the night before and u can still smell the perfume/cologne u put on yesterday. basically what im saying is he might need to shower

hes just so masculine it drives me crazy I LOVE MEN !!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EEENERM. ME E WN

love language:

giving = lowkey getting acts of service vibes here but u didnt hear it from me 🤫🤐 gift giving too. tav is just his widdle babie and he wants to make sure theyre the happiest they can be 🥺😩

receiving = acts of service LMAO give and get back type of shit

relationship wise i think he is the most doting and sweetest person. like tav will never have to worry abt anything ever again bcz he will handle everything. takes care of them cuz they are his king/queen 😌

GORTASH NSFW HEADCANONS:

yeah going off that last hc he is sweet outside the bedroom but a menace in it. its just the way he is. its probably exhausting too 😩 like if u ask him to be gentler/less intense he will try for a while but probably wont enjoy it as much. he doesnt like to hold back.

i WILL say tho ☝🏻🤨 i think when he gets close to finishing he gets a little more soft/loving. he just has to get his badness out first yall its fine

HIGH libido wants to smash all the time. he also (POSSIBLE NONCON MENTION !!!!!!!) thinks that since ur his u should be willing to give it up whenever he wants it. (NONCON MENTION OVER) i think in the bedroom he sees u as a servant even if ur considered his equal normally. like hes a chosen of bane he has to feel like he has control over u in SOME way

can be selfish depending on his mood. sometimes he doesnt see u as anything other than a toy (lowkey hard for me to admit but i NEVA LIE GIRLS !!!!! 🙅🙅🙅) like can be such a fucking asshole about it too

BUT !!! when he is feeling generous he is soooo generous. EUGH like he will make sure u enjoy urself!!!! probably multiple times !!!!!!!!!!!!

dont know why nobody else has said he has a daddy kink. so obvious like call him daddy ms thing he will nut so hard. oh corruption kink too. like can u imagine Durge being so innocent when they first met cuz they were never allowed to get close to anybody and hes just sooo into it HELLO i got to write that fic NEOW

omg breeding kink too give him heirs. will fuck the shitttt out of u in a mating press. probably comes a lot too almost impossible not to get pregnant with him LMAO

likes to pick u up and fuck u. manhandling king. also will do the faerun equivalent to coke and wants u to do it w him then fuck nasty afterwards

i feel like he doesnt last an extremely long time. 15-20 mins is THE MOST youre getting out of him lol he just gets very excited (which is lowkey kind of cute??)

do i even have to say that this man is packing schmeat. heavy dick. heavy balls. allow me to bear some of that weight for u my liege 🤲🏻🧎

ORIN BONUS ????:

mostly nsfw

ok i didnt originally plan to add orin but listen….. gortash is a charismatic guy….. imagine orin was into him too LISTEN ! like shes jealous asf of Durge in that sense too not just bcz of them being bhaal’s fav. like when i think abt them i just am getting a vibe okay. this trio……..

every time she sees gortash and Durge acting close and doing all their yucky lovesick shit she just gets soooo mad. now imagine she shifts into Durge to get gortash to fuck her. yeah… yall seeing the vision? would he ever find out ?? imagine that was why he hates orin so much?? he doesnt want to tell Durge (cuz thats cheating hes not a cheater duh 🙄 plus hes scared theyll be mad at him) and thats why his explanations as to why he hates orin are so vague

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #enver gortash #x reader #gortash #gortash x durge #gortash x tav #gortash x reader #headcanons #bg3 headcanons #my headcanons #dark urge x gortash

[angelkissiies]

Hellooo if you don’t do requests totally ignore this rn, but if you doooo I have a request for hockey player!Abby Anderson and cheerleader reader 👀

So basically Abby is watching her practise and some other girl in the squad runs into her on the ice and reader gets injured, Abby then is the concerned gf ofc and takes care of r??

You could do it so the girl who ran into R did it on purpose for some reason to add spice but that’s not necessary, have a good day/night!! :)

playing dirty

abby anderson x reader

cw : descriptive injuries, angst, cheerleaders being horrible, abby is stressed tf OUTTT, blood, again skating injuries read at your own discretion. hockey!au. modern!au. abby lowkey is rich bc her dads a surgeon.

a/n : this got less fluffy more serious and im so sorry !! I got super carried away so I’m sorry if this isn’t how you wanted it! also its not proofread in the slightest.

wc : 2.2k

Abby had a habit of tagging along with you on long practice days, spending her time watching the team go over their routine or doing homework silently so as to not disturb anyone. It was a guilty pleasure, to be completely honest, as she loved to watch you do your thing on the ice- wondering how someone so usually reserved could shine so brightly under pressure. If she’d had the gall, she would've compared you to a diamond. That seemed to be less than fitting, seeing as there was no time in your life she could ever consider you rough or dull. To her, no matter what you were doing, it was showstopping.

It was no different today, she sat on the far side of the rink in silence as her airpod blared music into her ear. She’d gotten into the habit of using one instead of two in case she was needed, which was rare, but it did happen. At some point, the words of 'let it die' by the foo-fighters faded from her attention as she brought herself to peer through the plexiglass to scan the groups of girls for you. She usually had a knack for finding you almost instantly, but today you seemed to be tucked somewhere she couldn’t see as the music for the first routine began to blare over the speakers.

She couldn’t recognize the song as she watched the groups skim over the ice gracefully, performing stunts she was sure she’d never be able to do even with the amount of training she’d been through on the ice. It always put your dedication into perspective, long nights in the rink mixed with early morning workout sessions to keep you at your best- it took a lot to do what you did but you never complained. Not once had she ever seen you unhappy about what you do, with that, she made a mental note to herself to tell you more often how much she admired you.

You, on the other hand, were not feeling so graceful. With a face full of stray hairs from your impossibly loose bun and a uniform coated in tiny ice shards from the girl in front of you digging her skates into the ice- you’d almost had enough. It wasn’t often you had bad days at practice, but when it rained it poured. Seeing as a monsoon seemed to be occurring, you’d been pushing as hard as you could to just make it through this practice and take it back home in one piece. Though, it seemed to be increasingly difficult when the girl before you (yeah, ice shard girl) kept doing her spins a little too loosely and letting her blades come a little too close to your legs.

“Okay, listen, you guys are too far apart. I think we need to come in a little closer.” The coach called out, halting the music before it even got to the halfway mark. That was a clear sign that she hated what was happening, seeing as she at least gave it to the halfway mark to really come together. More stopping meant longer practice which meant Abby would have to carry you home in a bucket of your own tears by the time you were allowed to leave the ice.

You huffed slightly, pushing back the flyaways in a manner that did relatively nothing, before getting back to your original mark. By now, the girl in front of you was so close you could hear her snippy chatter with who you could assume was her friend on her left side.

“She’s totally blocking you from spinning.”

“No, because I was literally thinking the same thing, like, she needs to get it together.”

“For real, like first she shows up to practice looking like that, and now she’s being a total clutz on the ice.”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if you-”

The music beginning drew you from their not-so-private conversation, pushing your mind back to the task at hand before allowing yourself a small glance towards the benches. From your spot, you could see your girlfriend shuffling music on her phone before bringing her attention back to the ice- watching carefully.

Abby was a little bored, her usual girlfriend watching activities halted by the change in density- making it ten times harder for her to find you, so she bobbed back and forth between half-assing her chemistry homework and watching the routine play out. Not that she minded, either way, she’d be able to take you home tonight and admire you then- as she always did. Some might call her cheesy or overly affectionate but she knew you didn’t mind, even liking the way she’d always look for you in a crowd.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” You hissed quietly, barely audible over the music as you just barely missed the girl in front of you’s skate. She’d released too early and you weren’t in place to be out of the way just yet, causing the blade to almost skim the sensitive skin of your ankle before you moved away and into your next mark. If you didn’t know any better, you’d be thinking that she was doing it on purpose- but that just wasn’t possible. Everyone on the team knew how dangerous blade cuts were, especially since you had to sit through an entire hour-long seminar on rink safety to even audition for the team.

Even the idea made you wince, urging you to fuck up choreo just to avoid her completely. It was definitely an option. Though, you didn’t get to think about it too long before you felt yourself hit the ice.

Abby watched the entire thing, mouth wide open as she saw the girl's leg fall too early during her move to slash a gash across your thigh. She couldn’t find the will to breathe as she jerked her lone airpod out and let her things fall to the ground before practically throwing herself onto the ice. She’d barely made it onto the ice before she heard a terrified scream fall from your mouth, probably from the sight of the blood that had begun to spill from your thigh and onto the ice. “Oh shit.”

You didn’t feel it until you saw it, eyes glazing over at the sight of the cut. It didn’t look deep enough to need stitches but it sure as hell was deep enough to cause a scene- drawing a scream from your lips unconsciously as the blood created a massive red spot on the previously pristine ice, the sight was enough to make you faint- but as you glanced around for help you saw the other girls staring horrified.

“Girls, get out of the way!” Your coach shouted, pushing past them with a first aid kit that seemed to manifest out of nowhere. You didn’t even see her leave the ice, she was so fast. She knelt down beside you, ignoring the blood as it seeped into her sweatpants.

You almost fainted, vision slightly blurry as you let your head fall back on the ice, only coming into focus when you saw a familiar silhouette pushing past your teammates who stood, continuing to stare, at the scene. “Abby, hey.” You murmured, watching as she audibly reacted to the depth of the cut.

“Did someone call a fucking ambulance?” She shouted, startling a couple of the girls who were close enough to be useful. Her face was two shades paler, making her look sickly as she tried to remain calm. As a hockey player, she’d seen far too many skate incidents, learning that the blades were more than enough to break the skin and even arteries if aimed correctly. That seemed to be her biggest fear now, as she watched the coach clean and dress the wound temporarily. Though, as the gauze met your wound it soaked with crimson, making her stomach churn slightly.

You bit back a morbid laugh, swallowing thickly as you spared a quick glance at your uniform that now sported random splotches of blood that you guessed splattered when the initial impact happened. It was comical considering how many times you’d chided Abby in the past couple of weeks about wearing her padding properly, worried about this exact result. For some reason, you never even considered that it would happen to you. Funny how things pan out.

The coach shed her jacket, dropping it onto the ice to soak up some of the blood before pressing down onto the cut to provide some pressure- much to your dismay. “Did she stutter? Go call an ambulance for Christ's sake.” She sighed, glancing up to see how you seemed to be doing- letting out a relieved breath to see that you were still conscious.

“Hey.” Abby hummed quietly, hearing the music cut off finally and the rink fall into silence only disturbed by quiet murmuring. She moved her hands to push the hair from your sweaty forehead, feeling in the same brush the chill that had entered your skin. “When I said ‘cut it up’ I didn't mean it so literally.” She attempted a joke, her laugh coming out uneasy as she referenced your conversation from earlier.

You laughed quietly, giving a small shrug as you began to regain some color to your face. “What can I say? I follow instructions to a T.” The patch-up job your coach did seemed to be working as you felt your body will with warmth again, attempting to fight off the icy chill of the ice below you (not to mention your sudden lack of blood).

She shook her head, biting the inside of her lip roughly before glancing around at the girls. The girl responsible looked like she was going to be ill, her bloody skate discarded on the floor by the exit as she regained her composure. “Hey, how did this happen?” She spoke again, leaning down slightly to cover some of her words. Though, yes, she did see the girl drop her leg too early- something seemed off to her. The entire situation having been weird from the start.

“Too close, that girl kept getting mad that I was fucking up her spins or something.” You whispered, glancing over to where they sat now- facing away from the ice. “They were talking shit about me before we restarted the routine.” You told her, leaving out all of the mostly unimportant details.

Abby clicked her tongue against her teeth, nodding slightly as she looked back down at you, giving you a soft smile. “No need to worry about that, pretty.” She hummed, hearing the sound of sirens getting closer to the rink. Someone she didn’t notice must've finally called, thank god. “You took that like a champ though, I've seen grown men pass out from cuts smaller than that.” She praised, watching as the blush color rose back into your cheeks- making her let out a small sigh of relief.

“Will you call my parents and let them know what happened? They were supposed to come see me perform at the game this weekend but I don't think that's gonna happen.” You asked, attempting to sit up but failing as it sent a sharp pain through your leg. You made a mental note to sue that girl, especially if this caused your exit from cheering. “I don’t want them to worry though.”

She nodded, tearing her eyes from yours as she watched the paramedics enter and hustle down the walkway to the rink. “Of course, pretty girl. You focus on them, okay? I’ll follow behind them in the car so I can take you home afterward.” She explained, pressing a quick kiss to your forehead before getting to her feet to move out of their way.

Abby let you fade from her sight as she focused her attention on the girls who sat unmoving in the team lot. She didn't know them personally but she sure as hell was about to as she shuffled over to the exit door- taking them by surprise momentarily.

“The fuck do you want?” One of them, the less bright one she assumed, spoke- causing the other girl to shush her almost instantly.

She sat nervously on the bench, one skate still laced and firmly on her foot whilst the other one leaked blood onto the ice right outside the door. If Abby didn’t know any better, she would've thought it was an accident. Based on the reaction from the girl now and the sight of it all, though her friends reaction solidified her original assumptions. “Allison, just shut up.” She stated firmly, voice trembling as she wrung her hands. “We’re so sorry, It was just supposed to be-”

“Shut up and listen,” Abby growled, leaning down to their level as she prepared to spell out what was going to happen to them. “You are going to go to coach and tell her exactly what happened, I’ll know if you lie because I fucking watched it. Then, you’re going to go home and wait for my fucking lawyers to call. Think you could do that?”

Was it maybe overkill, yes. Did she care, absolutely not.

The girls nodded, faces warped into a mortified look as they scampered back onto the ice- the main girl almost tripping on her discarded skate.

Abby drew her phone from her pocket, shooting her dad a quick SOS text before dialing up your parents, listening to the dull tone ring before your mother finally picked up.

“Hey! Not to worry you but..”

#abby the last of us #abby anderson #abby tlou #abby anderson x female reader #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x you #bottom abby truther #abby anderson ff #abby anderson fan fiction #angst #tlou ff #tlou2 #tlou #tlou part 2 #tlou masterlist #hockey!au #hockey au #modern!au #modern au #jock!abby #jock x cheerleader

[weebsinstash]

Ohmygod your thoughts on Yandere Miguel give me life

Idk how your blog works so feel free to ignore and delete this ask but I have some thoughts I'd like your take on

So platonic yandere Miguel with a teen reader who's crushing on a villain from her universe (im a sucker for the enemies to lovers trope </3). And villain reciprocates feelings but is obviously evil (i can't fix them I'll love them for it) so Miguel HATES it even more.

And I'm imagining that villain is also a yandere so there's just gonna be so much drama like AHDISHDUSHD

But yes this idea has been bouncing around in my head alot

If you give me permission I shall come in here with more thoughts on this if I get them

Anygays have a nice day or night make sure to stay hydrated!!!

*Tyler the creator voice* ok ok ok ok ok

so, I was thinking of something earlier, and, I forgot to grab a screenshot of it, but, extremely incredibly minor ATSV spoiler, when Miles is being shown the holograms of the Spiderverse, another series of canon events that is shown is every Spider having some sort of Symbiote experience (as in Venom, which, I have to admit, I'm uh, not extremely knowledgeable on Spiderman lore, I've been out of the game with this series since like grade school, I used to be big on DC and TMNT and hero shit, so, yeah)

Reader is just crushing on like, some evil Eddie Brock or some bad boy with a Symbiote, and dedicated/obsessive Papá Miguel instantly recognizes when your moods and behaviors start to change, more rebellious, more moody, you're becoming a bit more assertive, but not always in the good way, you're hurting people, maybe even stealing and other petty crimes. He presses you on who you've been hanging out with because APPARENTLY you've been sneaking off your watch so you can't inherently be tracked or spied on or contacted

Some drama ass shit like, Miguel has been trying to reach you because you both have some sort of really sentimental or important date coming up, maybe the anniversary of when he first met you or your birthday or his birthday where you both were supposed to do something nice together, something that's been planned and talked about for ages, and then, this rebellion stuff begins and, the date comes and you completely ghost him, he can't find you, contact you, he's frustrated and angry but also worried because what if you're hurt? What if his baby girl is HURT 🥺 SURELY that's the ONLY reason you wouldnt show up and break your poor stressed beloved daddy's heart liks this 🥺 and he finally finds you and you're totally fine, it's just like "haha sorry 'dad' I was getting railed by my evil big tall hunky villain boyfriend and also I have a Symbiote now, look at my spooky black costume, im evil now :)" and here's Miguel like "NOOO PRINCESA 😭😱✝️", but, technically he's only able to interfere in certain ways, like, maybe he can pressure you to break up with this guy but your Symbiote is canon and whether you defeat it and get rid of it or somehow master it and befriend it like say Ghost Spider, that isn't up to him, he can only pressure you but he can't MAKE you do anything, at least, not directly

You're running around having your rebellious Evil Girl Autumn and he's trying to, you know, steer you back onto the path of righteousness and all that and the harder he tries to control you the angrier you're getting until you're even losing your temper and throwing things at him or eventually physically attacking him (to which he's forced to overpower you which, you two have sparred before but this is different and it breaks his heart). You throw your watch at him and tell him to go fuck himself, that you hate him, that you never want to see him again, but you're crying and he takes this as a sign you aren't serious (which, you aren't, not 100% completely, you kinda lowkey ARE having a huge temper tantrum and rebellious phase and being a criminal brat, but, like.... spiderverse babyyyy we got Spider powers, shit has no consequences, or so it feels like to you at the time, and the Symbiote is maybe questionably evil and corrupting your thoughts)

Oh I just realized you said teen reader and here I am talking about getting railed 💀 maybe the villain is a teen too or just a few years older than you but either way like. Miguel doesn't want his sweet innocent pure virginal baby girl having sex! With anyone! Especially before marriage! (Although i was hearing he's kind of a slut in the comics?) He ever finds that shit out it's like, A CRISIS EVENT. He's like that one stereotype of brothers/fathers who hate seeing their sister/daughter date because that's the baby the raised/grew up with. Picture having an argument with him and you're just trying to piss him off and like, it's true but in anger you say "OH YEAH? oh YEAH??? Well, well, you know how you hate Hobie Brown so much?! We've been dating JUST TO MUTUALLY SPITE YOU, and you know what, i actually like him, and he likes me! Maybe we'll hook up for real! Maybe I'll FUCK HIM, DAD :) maybe we'll HAVE A BABY TOGETHER, DAD :)"

Like girlie nooooo you're getting put into The Biggest Time-Out The Multiverse Has Ever Seen. You think getting locked up in a room would be bad, NO, because at least you'd have some vague sense of privacy and personal space. You're now on 24/7 Daughter Duty, with him literally all the time except for, bathing and that stuff. He's dragging you around, making you accompany him, controlling what you're allowed to do, really an extended prolonged punishment. Hss making you sit in his office or whatever while he works and you'll be absolutely fucking bored out of your mind because you're basically given nothing to do, have no phone, no tasks really. He's not outright hurting or abuse you but it's a kind of psychological burden for you, but from his perspective he's just, basically guarding you like a dedicated father, protecting his baby from tarnishing her reputation, her body, and otherwise when he isn't there. CLEARLY he has a lot more fathering to give you than he originally thought

#yandere spiderverse #yandere miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #yandere x reader #yandere stuff #sinprompts #and yeah sure homie youre free to send ideas whenever i just might not always reply #im working 40 hour weeks and kts third shift and its really uh messingup my sleep after all these months #also weed. tons of weed lol

[smashtbh]

Daddy Issues

Jonathan Byers x M!reader | fem aligned + minors dni!

not my gif!

req: “ Hi! Me, again :) so... What if Jonathan dad finds out that his son dating with male reader, so he gets like really mad and goes to threaten the kid, but he founds him with the reader, and he gets like really mad and shit but the reader tells him to piss off and comforts Jonathan? I don't really see fic about Jonathan's daddy issues witch is actually weird i always thought that's gonna be something big for writers :o. “ — @russainweed (you are carrying my account rn ily)

oooo angsty. let’s do it. (im making this little note here after ive written this and im sorry to say i lowkey hate it lmfao)

CW: this got a lot heavier than i meant for it to, homophobia, the use of the f slur, lonnie being a piece of shit, threats of violence, lots of crying, there’s comfort i promise.

pairing: Jonathan Byers x M!reader.

he/him pronouns are used to refer to the reader.

a/n: jonathan byers is my boyfriend its canon. 😁 also just a thank you for all the support my account has been getting recently! you guys are the best.

word count: can’t check rn sorry 😭

“So… tonight?” Y/N’s voice comes through the phone, and Jonathan smiles.

“Of course.” Jonathan replies, moving the phone to his other hand. “My mom wants you over here for dinner by 6, you know how she is if you don’t show.”

There’s a sweet laughter that comes through and Jonathan sighs to himself. “I’ll be there, tell her not to worry.” Y/N says and there’s a crackle on the line.

“I’m not worrying! I know you’ll be here.” Joyce’s voice comes through, and Jonathan quickly peers his head around to see her at the other phone.

“Mooom!” Jonathan groans.

“Hi momma Joyce!” Y/N exclaims. Jonathan face palms and Y/N laughs again, listening to the annoyed mumbling. “I’ll be over, baby. See you later!”

“Kay, bye.” Jonathan hangs the phone back on its stand. He uses a hand to push through his hair and huffs a laugh.

There’s quick walking coming in his direction. “He calls you ‘baby’?” Joyce asks, with a giddy grin on her face.

“Mom.”

“You two are just the cutest.” She squeezes his cheek and walks away.

Jonathan is trying to set up the kitchen table when Joyce comes over with a box. “Forgot to tell you I found these,” she drops it on the table. “It was on top of the fridge. All the photos we took from last year’s winter break!”

She picks up and few and spreads them across the table. One of Jonathan kissing Y/N’s cheek, another of Y/N and Will trying to waltz, and more of Y/N and Joyce baking cookies.

He smiles down at the glossy pictures, filled with laughter and closed eyes. He picks one up, it’s of him and Y/N dancing in the living room as Will was bopping his head to the music. He’s trying to relive the moment in his head when there’s a loud knock on the door.

Assuming that it’s Y/N, Jonathan happily sprints to the door — the photo of them in his hand. He opens it with a stupid grin that quickly turns into a frown.

Lonnie.

“What are you — “

“Where’s your mother.” It’s more of a statement than a question, and Jonathan gets a chill up his spine.

“She’s — she’s cooking.” Jonathan mumbles, instinctively closing the door a bit. Lonnie grabs at it and pries it wide open.

“I’m starvin’.” He breathes, marching past Jonathan and towards the kitchen.

Will is sitting on the couch watching a cartoon and he immediately stiffens when Lonnie walks into the living room. “Hey, kiddo. How you been?”

Will looks to Jonathan and then back at Lonnie. “I’m fine..”

Joyce walks in and her expression is similar to Will’s. Their faces painted with similar confusion. “Lonnie? What the hell are you doing here?”

“Just wanted to stop by, grab somethin’ to eat. Jonny boy over here said you were cooking.” Lonnie shrugs and starts to stalk towards the kitchen.

Jonathan looks at Will and then at his mother. Then, panic hits him.

The pictures.

God, no. Please, no. Go straight for the food you fucking bastard, please.

“The fuck is this?” Jonathan hears as he chasing after Lonnie. Too late.

He tries to come up with an excuse, but there really isn’t one when the photo that Lonnie picks up is the one of Jonathan kissing Y/N’s cheek. “My — it’s.. they’re photos.”

“No shit.” Lonnie says, venom in his voice. “Why the fuck are you kissing this guy?”

Joyce runs in and grabs the photo out of Lonnie’s hand. “That isn’t your business.”

Lonnie tries to reach for it again, but Joyce pulls her hand away in time. He swears and turns to Jonathan. “Shoulda’ known you were a fucking faggot.”

Jonathan freezes. He isn’t sure what to do. “Shoulda’ known from the moment you told me you never had a girlfriend back when you were in school.” Lonnie continues. He scoffs before adding, “You’re disgusting.”

Joyce is caught off guard by his words, and Lonnie is able to grab the photo out of her hands. He brings it to Jonathan’s teary eyed face and rips it in half.

“No! — “

“You’re disgusting.”

He drops the two pieces to the floor and Jonathan catches them midair, his tears flowing freely now. He can’t hear much, but he can tell that Joyce is telling him off — screaming at him to get out.

Jonathan runs to his room with the torn photo, desperate to fix it. His shaky hands are trying to find the tape in his desk, but he can’t bring himself to calm down.

He’s breathing hard and crying — choking on his sobs. He gives up on looking for the tape, since he physically can’t bear to do it.

He crumbles to the floor and curls into a ball. He’s sobbing into the fabric of the jacket he has on when he realizes there’s rapid knocking coming from his window.

“Let me in, Jonathan — “ He hears the voice from outside plead.

Jonathan looks up and everything is blurry and the sounds around him are warbled by his own cries, but he squints at the window.

He doesn’t know if he wants to open it though. He feels like he’d rather cry and wallow in self pity. He’s disgusting.

He sobs harder into his own shoulder when he’s suddenly picked up and cradled.

“Hey — you’re alright. Breathe, baby.”

He knows that voice, and he clutches to the body that’s holding him together. Keeping him from shattering to pieces. From being torn apart like that photo.

The body starts rocking back and forth, and Jonathan finally starts to calm down. How’d he get in? There’s a kiss placed on his forehead and he finally opens his eyes. “There you are, love.” Y/N whispers, it looks as if he was crying too — and Jonathan frowns.

“Were — “ There’s a sniffle that interrupts his own sentence, “were you crying?”

Y/N huffs a laugh, and there’s a tight smile on his face “Says you.” His face turns serious. “What happened?”

Jonathan doesn’t know where to start, so he turns over in Y/N’s arms to reach for the ripped photo. He hands it to him and bites his lip in an attempt to not cry.

“What.. who — “

Jonathan shakes a bit.

“It’s alright. Hey — see look, we can just tape it back together, or — “ Y/N reaches for the camera on the table, “we could just take another.” He smiles at Jonathan.

Jonathan smirks, Y/N feels alive again. “We could.”

I’m disgusting. He frowns.

“Why’d you do that?” Y/N asks, referring to Jonathan’s face. He cups his jaw, opening his mouth to say something — when suddenly, there’s yelling in the hall.

A loud crack comes from the door as it swings open, revealing a very red Lonnie.

“You. You’re that fuckin’ guy.” He whispers, almost to himself. Joyce is behind him, it’s almost as if you could see the steam coming from her ears.

“Leave them alone, asshole!” She yells, storming to the phone to call the police.

Y/N sets Jonathan into a sitting position against the wall. “Yeah.” Y/N says, connecting the pieces as to why Jonathan was freaking out. “I am.”

“You’re a fucken — “ Lonnie yells, but Y/N interrupts him.

“What? A homosexual?” He shrugs, “At least I’m not a fuckin’ screw up like you.”

“You better watch your mouth, boy.”

“I don’t listen to dumb fucks like you.” Y/N walks towards him, leveling his height with Lonnie. “If I were you, I’d get the fuck out of here.” He points down the hall.

“Before the police find you dead.” Y/N says under his breath.

Lonnie squares his shoulders. Y/N thinks he’s going to punch him or something, but he turns and stomps down the hall. He swings the front door open and leaves with a loud bang of it closing.

Y/N almost laughs, before remembering Jonathan is behind him. He turns and runs towards him, still slumped against the wall. He’s shaking and there’s dry tears on his cheeks.

“You’re okay.” Y/N says. “He’s gone.”

“I know. I know.” He mumbles.

Y/N sees Joyce through the window, cursing and screaming at Lonnie who’s driving off, hopefully for good.

Y/N turns back to Jonathan, who calmed down. He’s breathing evenly with his eyes closed. Y/N caresses his face, lightly tapping on him. “Sweetheart.”

Jonathan hums in response, leaning into his hand.“Why’d you come through my window?” He whispers.

“Well, you guys weren’t answering the front door. I know why now.” Y/N says, combing through Jonathan’s hair with his fingers.

Jonathan sighs.

“I love you.” Y/N suddenly whispers.

“And I love you, Y/N.” Jonathan smiles, almost giggling.

Y/N pulls Jonathan into his arms, and leans against the wall. They’re sitting there for a couple of minutes before Jonathan breaks the silence.

“Can we take the photo now?”

“Of course, love.”

Y/N grabs the camera and sits next to Jonathan. He lets Jonathan hold his face and gently kiss his cheek. Y/N takes the photo and sets the camera down, turning to kiss Jonathan properly.

“I’m keeping this one.” Y/N mutters.

“Absolutely not.” Jonathan says, snatching the photo away.

They laugh and it’s easier to breathe again.

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#stranger things #stranger things x male reader #x male reader #male reader #jonathan byers #jonathan byers x male reader #jonathan byers x reader #gay jonathan byers #mlm #gay #angst

[cowboyfromh3ll]

im thirsty for dutch headcanons, thats all i ask! :D

Dutch Van Der Linde HC

I'm sorry I lowkey dragged him. Also, I couldn't tell if you meant general headcannons or romantic ones so I mixed em

He does the dad hand. You can't eat shit around him without him doing the hand

I went to a precious gem exhibit once, and I remember seeing jewelry with massive gems on them, like obnoxiously large, and I believe if he had a means to, he'd wear that

If you're dating him then let's be real you're like 10+ years younger than him

Thinks Lana Del Rey songs are about him

That being said, Lana fan

I can imagine him going to operas or the ballet

Falls asleep during movies at the theatre and snores loud asf. You gotta shake him awake every few minutes

He's into the real feminine and cutesy type. I feel like he'd hate tattoos or piercings on women and makes passive-aggressive comments about them

Loves dancing with you. Sometimes, you'll come back home or to camp, and he'll greet you with wine and invite you to dance while he plays a record

His ass would read Nietzsche

He always tries to bargain with cashiers. And it works. Not that it's very effective but he uses so many big and confusing words that he baffles the poor cashiers and they just listen to him

Very embarrassing for you, especially if there's a line behind the two of you

Would wear Christian Dior Sauvage

Type of guy to put rose petals all over your bed

Also lights hella candles inside your tent when he's trying to be romantic, doesn't care it's a fire hazard

People probably get tired of hearing the two of you giggle behind the closed flaps of your shared tent

Scrunches up his nose when he's mad. Begins twitching when he's beginning to get irritated

#red dead redemption 2 #red dead fandom #red dead redemption 2 x reader #red dead redemption community #red dead fanfiction #van der linde gang x reader #writing #dutch van der linde x reader #dutch van der linde #dutch van der linde hc #dutch van der linde headcannons

[casualheizouenjoyers]

“don’t forget to like and subscribe!”

genshin youtubers au

characters included: childe, xiangling, nahida, 5wirl (aether, venti, xiao, kazuha & heizou), & kaeya

Childe (can be read as platonic or romantic)

100% a sweaty gaming streamer

he unironically owns a minecraft themed bed im SORRY

is really sweet to the fan artists in his community and hypes them up IMMENSELY

would wear a maid dress for a sub goal

i feel like his community would be like medium size with people who donate a LOT of money and subs

mainly on twitch, uploads complications from streams on youtube but no original content

streams late at night or super early in the morning even though he has nothing to do during the normal hours of the day, his neighbors hate his guts

would definitely be the type to show you off to chat

if you’re dating this man say goodbye to a normal sleep schedule you’re never getting it back

would unironically give you his merch for christmas

posts the worst takes on twitter, for the love of all that is sacred take control of his main account

unironically has called you his little pogchamp

Xiangling (platonic) 

has a really cute cooking channel with a cute like animated chibi intro. gouba is the channel mascot and the design on every piece of merch

has the most aesthetic kitchen and posts a new tour/tutorial whenever she renovates it

occasionally posts videos from the kitchen of her dad’s restaurant and/or videos with her dad and they’re the most wholesome thing ever

being her friend or roommate instantly means being in at least one video to taste test

if you can’t cook she definitely tests out tutorials on you and asks for your advice on how to explain stuff

and if you can cook she definitely asks you to participate in friendly cooking competitions or challenges with her (her food is always better but she’s a sweetheart about it)

Nahida (platonic)

wholesome toy review channel

in my soul she has a hyperfixation on toy production so despite her young age her reviews are lowkey mad informative and oddly insightful

especially favors puzzle games and those fake pet toys (i had one of a cat growing up and i loved mr whiskers with my heart and soul)

tries to edit her videos herself, but eventually her big sibling (you) edits them while she watches and makes suggestions

you manage the ‘business’ side of the channel, like helping decide which toys to review and where to get them and manage any sponsorships and explain what those mean (she picks it up real fast though)

i imagine teucer also has a two review channel so the two would become friends while reader & childe are jokingly in a rivalry (or at least reader takes it as a joke, child is very 50/50)

Aether (romantic or platonic)

wholesome travel blogger who people keep trying to beat in subscriber count before deciding to become his friend

i imagine the abyss is like a company that tried to sponsor aether but he refused because the company was against his morals, and like the fauti are another company that has the same situation going on

enjoys showing people the best places to go in different countries and how to save lots of money while doing so

paimon is definitely his younger sister or like close enough friend that they’re basically siblings who goes with him and is really good with languages so she helps aether out

didn’t really have a set house anywhere and would just edit in hotel rooms or friends’ houses until he formed the youtube group 5wirl and they live together in a big house

people were worried about what his content would be during quarantine so he switched to making content with 5wirl and playing variety games while also still making content about how he plans his next destinations and stuff

definitely plays geoguesser he’s been everywhere he’s a god at it

literally collabs with everyone he’s so friendly, being with him would be a bit frustrating because at least before 5wirl you’re always going to be moving around but he treats you like royalty

most aesthetic instagram feed in the UNIVERSE, has to be convinced to post rare pictures of himself

venti (romantic or platonic)

first member of 5wirl! he’s a cover channel and his wind spirit form is his channel icon

either does the most beautiful cover you’ve ever heard or the most cursed parody in existence it’s always a toss up

LOVES fan artists and always commissions different artists to do the thumbnail for his covers and they’re gorgeous

another person to take twitter away from he only posts when he’s drunk

keeps forgetting to post when he’s about to go live so update accounts have to do it for him and his stream always crashes from the sudden influx of people

does drunk streams with kaeya and has a separate vods channel

chat first finds out about your existence during a drunk stream and you just awkwardly come in like “hi” 🧍🏻

first interaction with aether was when aether raided him on twitch and eventually they exchanged discords and became friends

dvalin is venti’s editor who remain anonymous

if you even jokingly mention you want venti to sing/play a song he’ll drop everything to do it for you

only plays any sort of video game on stream or in a video with xiao

xiao (romantic or platonic)

was convinced by venti to join 5wirl

xiao & venti first interacted with each other at a convention like vidcon and venti made up an intro song to go with his starting soon screen and they started to talk more

the first youtube person xiao would talk about you to is venti but he doesn’t let venti talk to you until he has to convince venti you’re real and not just an excuse to not hang out or call-

mostly plays horror games on stream, literally nothing startles this man he’s always sitting there like :| while venti is screaming his lungs out

he used to be in a youtube group with the other yakshas but they all decided to quit doing youtube or streaming and therefore xiao was super hesitant to join 5wirl but you & venti worked together to convince him to give it a shot

fucked up sleep schedule, has a really cool stream setup

kazuha (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of a buzzfeed unsolved true crime style channel with heizou, the two joined 5wirl at the same time

it’s a little different of a format, basically heizou does research of unsolved cases and presents his theories while kazuha does research on solved cases and heizou tries to figure out who the culprit was

likes to play music games as well, i headcannon that he has perfect pitch so he likes to do perfect pitch tests on stream (he has ‘beef’ with venti because they both have perfect pitch and do perfect pitch contests on stream and shit)

very aesthetic instagram, he occasionally collabs with aether to do some travel style stuff every once in a while to take a break as to not get burnt out from just doing the same content style

does solo content on the shared channel with heizou where he plays survival style games and shows off his fencing skills

kazuha has a fucked up sleep schedule but it wouldn’t affect you since he’s always mindful of his volume

tomo used to be the channel editor until he decided to go to film school and didn’t have anymore time so kazuha & heizou take turns editing with your aid

likes to play animal crossing on stream with you or team survival games like raft and always makes sure that if only one of you can survive it’s going to be you

likes to play minecraft on stream but only with other people, prefers survival to creative

heizou (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of shared channel with kazuha, it was originally his idea and he brought it up to kazuha because they were friends in highschool and thought at the very least it’d be a nice way to reconnect

when kazuha is on break for solo content he likes to play murder mystery games or invites you, xiao & venti (since heizou & aether are out filming travel content) to play clue with him. does he always win? yes. but it’s still really fun since venti likes to get very into his assigned persona/character and you do the same :)

also likes to do quizzes on the internet of like reading facial/body language and is INSANELY good at it

gets easily distracted from researching unsolved cases so you always help him stay focused and do research and he’s eternally grateful for that

doesn’t particularly enjoy playing jackbox games or any group variety stuff unless it’s with you & anyone from 5wirl

doesn’t really collab with sara but the two are friends and hang out at cons

always ropes you into acting in videos with kazuha that give people tips to remain safe in any sort of situation and not get taken advantage of

kaeya (romantic or platonic)

when not doing drunk streams with venti and occasionally rosaria he’s a fashion youtuber 100%

loves roasting subscriber outfits and also covers the history of trends

lovingly makes fun of his friends’ fashion sense but it’s all in good fun

makes sure whenever you go with him to cons y’all are the best dressed

the knights of favonius are a talent/management agency and aether is called an honorary knight because while he’s not part of the agency he does collab with a lot of their members

most stylish and lowkey youtuber merch

claims to be diluc’s brother, no one believes him and think he only says that so dawn winery can sponsor him and send him wine

usually has a good sleep schedule, but all his drunk streams are always at like 2 am so good luck with dealing with his hangover

the morning after drunk streams are always hell for the both of you

#aris writes #genshin x reader #genshin impact #nahida #kaeya #xiangling #childe #5wirl x reader #venti #heizou #aether #kazuha #xiao #genshin youtuber! au

[mikareo]

“ ࣭⸰ ★ post of gratitude ! <3

⊹ ⠀⠀ hi guys! on my old blog, i'd make a post every november to spread gratitude for the mutuals i interact w most n wanted to carry that tradition onto this blog! ily all and hope that your day was wonderful today (unless ur a nanami stan bc that was rlly rough im so sorry abt that ep ajskl)

psa; if u weren't tagged in this post, pls know that i appreciate u very much and would love to interact w u more!! msg me anytime n i'll try my best to visit ur inbox in the near future!

꒰ . . to my readers ꒱

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ thank u so much for supporting my work by reading, liking, sharing, or commenting on any of my writing! i love reading through reblogs and seeing what u guys think of my ideas,, it's so motivating n i appreciate it so much like omg sometimes u got my kickin my feet reading thru ur comments ajskl i hope to post quality content for ur enjoyment n i luv u all,, much more to come as time goes on !!!

꒰ . . to my mutuals ꒱ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᯇ in alphabetical order

⌗ @chigirizzz ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi val! just wanted to say that i love how supportive u are of other creators on the site,, i feel like whenever i see u on the dash ur always hyping someone up or making their day brighter! ALSO i cant believe u also know the voltage otome games bc i feel like i'm crazy sometimes bc no one know what they are LMFAO i hope u had an amazing day !!!

⌗ @doobea ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ dooby!!! i love the bright energy u bring to my dash n i think ur absolutely gorgeous (u ate that choso costume up omg ajskdlf) ur always such a pleasure to interact w n i think ur writing is amazing,, i rlly need to just binge it all one night ESP the choso fics u post bc ur writing rlly captures how much u love him LOL my fav choso worshipper <3 hope yall get married!

⌗ @hesthermay ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi pookie teehee,, i haven't answered ur text yet bc i was trying to figure out how to fry chicken (3 of them were raw ajsklf) but i will after i post this lol. ilyvm and i can't wait for u to stay w me,, i'm gonna take u to the mall n treat u to some canes chicken fingers *heart eyes* (i'm typing on my laptop forgive me) you've been w me since my org blog from sept 2020 n i act can't believe how long we've known each other now (3 years!) ur so old like ur my granny but that's ok bc ur my favorite granny ever,, sorry for violating u #ageism is not okay,, i miss u so much n i miss ur bf bc ur my mom n dad (legally) i even miss ur roommate who i actually can't rlly remember the name of but that's not the point i'm trying to make so forget i said that part,, i definitely know his name!!! also i decided that kingsley is my favorite dog u have bc he's tiny n reminds me of my doggie,, luv ya! text u in a bit!

⌗ @itadorey ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ omg hi inez, remember these? no u probably don't bc i got rlly lazy w my blog in the late days (rip aitarose) i love all of the tiktoks u send me n i love ur instagram stories bc they make me laugh n i love how much u love snoopy,, he's literally my idol n there are so many statues of him in my city it's so funny n they always make me think of u. ur my yung gravy queen,, i love u so much n i'm so glad hq tumblr let me meet u even tho it was lowkey traumatizing (yikes) our mudae days were so fun,, esp the night i let that person put the roleplay bot into my server jkals so grateful for u !!!

⌗ @kitorin ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hiiii souta!!!! i just wanted to say that i LOVE seeing u comment first on my writing posts,, like it motivates me so much bc i know i have such a large support system coming from u n ur so sweet n talented AJSJJJ u were (i think?) my first new mutual on this blog when i first made it,, n you've made coming back to tumblr such a welcoming n amazing experience! i'm so grateful to be ur mutual n i hope you've had an absolutely amazing day!

⌗ @mymegumi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ firstly BITCH ANSWER MY TEXT. secondly, happy thanksgiving! <3 wish we were spending it together but distance is real n it hates us :( miss u and can't wait to see u whenever that is lmfao like whenever plane tickets decide to stop being so expensive,, so glad we aren't beefing anymore haha that was so silly of us... anyways... whenever i do see u, i'm going to give u a big hug n then we're going to gossip abt everything that's happened since we were last together n it's going to be great bc i'm going to make u watch twice videos n ur gonna love them as much as i do bc i'm ur sister n u have no choice but to love what i love! hahaha... i love you so much n i'm so glad ur my sister #meimei n jiajia 4ever <- that's actually approved by me n that's all that matters bc i'm actually the president of the world and ur my favorite person on it jaklsdf ANSWER MY TEXT BITCH

⌗ @pokkomi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ chiu u r genuinely one of the most positive ppl i've ever met on tumblr n i love u sm for it like jaskdlfjdkl u always make my day when u reblog a post n reading ur tags is so heartwarming n it makes me want to write a million more pieces just to see what u think of them,, ur theme is absolutely adorable n i love ur alpha wolf pfp bc it's so funny n i was literally giggling when u were answering asks abt it n i saw them on my dash,, i hope that every day is an amazing day for u n if u ever need anything u can come in my pms to chat or my inbox (i will def be saying hi later in urs LOL) have an amazing amazing day n i can't wait for u to post any kind of writing in the future!

⌗ @rewh0re ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi hana!!! i'm so glad u popped into my inbox n said hi bc i always saw u interacting w ppl on the dash n i was too nervous to say hi jakfsdlkl i love interacting w u n talking abt whatever n whenever in inboxes or replies,, ur username always makes me giggle n i love it so much (i always read it as 'reo whore' for some reason asjfdkl but i love it) i send ur kuroo fics to my kuroo stan friend n she eats them up,, ur writing style is so beautiful n emotional,, i love the way u structure ur plots w metaphors n repetition n symbolism n everything u put into ur hard work it's all so amazing,, wishing u the very best day tmr ever!

⌗ @wishmemel ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAFI!!!! ik i alr said it but it never hurts to hear a million times n more! i associate u sm w sanrio like idk if mymelo is ur favorite but in my head u r the real life her ajsfkl,, ur so sweet n genuine i love interacting w u n seeing u all over my dash,, I HOPE UR BIRTHDAY WAS AMAZING !!!! ... fixing this bc im screaming bc i can't believe i mixed that up omg... anyways... LUV U

⌗ @yoisami ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ OKAY FIRST i literally LOVE ur theme like it's so cute n so fitting to ur personality i love it sm ajsfkdl saki ur so sweet n i'm so glad we're mutuals bc i always look forwards to seeing u on my dash or going to ur inbox (which i'm lacking on rn but i promise i'll visit it more soon jaskdl!!!!) the way u support ff writing on tumblr is so amazing w ur reblogs n tags,, n i look foward to reading more of ur writing in the future (hopefully i can live up to ur sweet tags!) !!! have an amazing amazing day saki !!!!!!

⌗ @y2kuromi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ screaming bc i got ur bday mixed up w another mutual but HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN LMFAO !!!! i hope that ur day was so amazing n that i'm not getting this wrong again (SORRY SAFI) !!! mimi ur so nice i'm like giggling so hard rn im so sorry,, happy happy birthday hope it was amazing!

⌗ all of my other loves <3 ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ i love being mutuals w all of u n being a part of such a supportive writing community! ur all so talented n ur blogs r beautiful, i hope ur day was absolutely amazing n that we can interact more in the future (i will be invading ur inboxes that's a promise ajfskdl) !!!! happy november!!!

#<3 gratitude #it’s so crazy posting this at 20 #i was 17 when i started this tradition 😭😭 #IM SO OLD #ILY GUYS !!!

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

playboyy ep 12 stray thoughts

- “damn i hate myself” real

- first soong being cute 🥹🥹

- you know shits about to get emotional when the soundtrack switches to yoiyami

- “you called me a friend when you weren’t pretending to be nant” AND WHAT IF I LOSE MY MIND

- zouey and nont besties agenda

- OH GOD ZOUEY BACKSTORY wait noooooo

- i guess the evidence is staying hidden then like boy are they in their failvestigator era oh nvm they found something (that they already knew but still that’s more than they usually get

- promnont !!!

- hold on they finally showing zoueyteena. they can never just give a quick handy either always gotta be invoking the religious implications of a renaissance painting… good for them (yes i include the popcorn scene in this) also top zouey truthers this one was for you!!!

- what are you hiding under that tarp zouey 🤨🤨 i think it’s of nant

- hold on teena’s necklace lmao. is the t for troy no it’s for *too sleepy to finish the bit*

- NO GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

- finna beat the shit out of jason lee give me 10 seconds i could take him out

- what does he mean by keep an eye on…

- oop that scarf zouey in his horse girl era

- THEY DOING WHAT TO WHO?!?!?

- she is not scared of them at all like two absolute kitty cats of toruturers MEKEKFKKRKRJFJFJF NOT THE DUSTERS I CANT

- the drop of sweat deserves an award for perfect timing and i’m being so serious about this

- AHH PROMNONT i can’t handle them being affectionate like it makes me lose my oh not the fuckass product placemntsjdjjdjdjrjrjjejdjr you know what i got me some promnont crumbs i’ll take it

- so i’m gonna see this scene expanded in fic later right 👀 i’ll give a million kisses to anyone who decides to do it

- they can never argue using simple sentences it’s always “i feel bad that you feel bad that i felt bad” and “im mad that you got mad that i got mad” and “if you have a problem that we have a problem than the problem is you’re invalidating my feelings” “i didn’t think you would think about me thinking” like besties….

- see but zouey was kinda right… why is he being made the bad guy, first and captain kinda pissin me off

- girl YOU got him expelled. captain needs to be fr

- NONT WITH THE BIG PANT CROPPED SHORT COMBO THATS MY MAN

- these college athletes are plain evil

- puen lowkey the only one in this show consistently talking sense. i hope he gets his licks back on these bum bitches cause i’ve had it with them

- the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the projection the projection the projection

- THE. HESS BOARD BEING PROJECTED PLAYBOYY SURREALISM FOR THE WON ONCE AGAIN

- captain talking big game for someone who took sneaky clips. hoping this shows growth on his part cause deep down im still rooting for him

- captain sweaty blow up the whole establishment i support you

- NO CAPTAIN THATS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO THATS VERY MUCH MOT WHAT I JUST SAID YOU LITTLE BASTARD

- ooo the outro track finally making sense!! kejrjejdnjdj

- i love the when soong carries first

- oh more food, user @jeffsatyr i’m so sorry

- firstsoong enthusiasts we are so back oh there goes firsts fuckass dad

- captain needs to stop picking fights AND CAPTAINS A YANKEES fan i can’t defend him anymore

- puen fight back!!! he was going easy on captain cause he’s a nice little boy oh shit now aobs gonna kill captain isn’t he…

- captainkeenpuen enthusiasts don’t lose hope!!! we can still win!!

- aobpuen enthusiasts were so back

- THE COLORING THE COLORING THE COLORING

- the characters and 'accurately assessing the media their in' saga continues

- porsche looks like such a baby here. jump listen to porsche pls do not see him again

- cry by johannes bornlof is playing they fr pulling out the nuthphop ballads for the other couples today

- puen is my boy and i will lay down my life for him actually

- NONT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IM GONNA WALHAT WHAT WYHAHW ok sorry yall him with the gun did sumn to me

- nont once again will not be caught slacking holding someone at gun point be damned AND ITS CAPTAIN WITB THE STEAL POLL?!?!?!?

- nont… i need to know how he picks outfits like did he want the color to match the gun????

- nont chuckling in the corner... i fear he’s lost it

- playboyy once again with the themes of tech and privacy

- captain is lucky puen is lowkey a pacifist

- nont and captain: torturing aob and puen for info about the murder, zoueyteena: painting time !!

- oh my god yall im getting chills like fr speechless i am so…

NUTH MY BABY BOY

- nuth coming through with his amateur directorial visions let’s gooooo

- nont being like “please do a little bit of torture, just for me, please 🥺”

- he playing the funeral violin oh it’s not ending well oh god

- jason lee you will crumble i am so serious about this count your mother fucking days

- nuth scurrying away in the back… also nont where is your marksmanship now

- puen keeps suffering tremendously and he doesn’t deserve a single second of it. free my boy he fr has never done anything wrong

- i think i was right and nuths screenplay is autobiographical

- THEYRE PLAYING AMBIVRLANT THOGUHTS AGAIN NUTHPHOP PIANO BALLAD ENTHUSAISTS WE STAY WELL FED

- nuthphop my beloveds i love them so fucking much you don’t get it no wait why he deleting them oh shit ! phop play shitty games win shitty prizes dawg

- welp

yall this might be one of the strongest eps in a hot minute i loved this one had me at the edge of my seat the whole time

#playboyy the series #playboyy spoilers

[mugentakeda]

Bro I love Anchali and Jiro omiGOSH ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

Anchali is so insane and crazy for Ursa it’s both so weird/freaky and lowkey cute with how highly she’s devoted herself to Ursa I need to study her under a microscope.

And Jiro is so slimey and greasy i love them gay slimey men who are also shady as hell <33

Speaking of, I was wondering— how would Jiro react to the news of Lu Ten’s death (regardless of whether its canon or Dai Li Lu Ten AU)? How would he react if he saw Dai Li Lu Ten?

ok im so sorry for taking this long to answer this but my braincells always stop working when it comes to dai li lu ten au for some reason. like i quite literally just figured out how to put what lu tens issue is in a simple sentence Today and ive had this au for months. please forgive me.

TO BE HONEST. jiro was concerned about why lu ten was so stiff about going to bss, but he thought it was just like... over family drama. because lu ten never let his complicated feelings about the war leave the pages of his journal. not even to jiro, who lu ten knew probably wouldn't have cared (because jiro casually breaks at least 10 laws per day at minimum. he makes it a daily goal for himself) anyway.

but jiro didn't even consider the idea that lu ten would die at bss? cus like. lu ten passed his officer classes with flying colors, so he was fit to lead a group of men on the battlefield. he knew all the do's and do not's of war strategy. he was the youngest lightning bender in fire nation history at the time (until azula ofc). but. he was also a prince. so jiro was (correctly) under the impression that iroh wouldn't let lu ten even see the real heat of the battle. he was thinking that lu ten was just being sent there last minute so he could say he was there at least when iroh succeeded.

when the news about lu ten reaches the capital on top of the news of irohs retreat, jiro doesnt immediately believe it. cus he just bid lu ten goodbye like lu ten was leaving for an 8am meeting that he was dreading. like a tender just go get it over with real quick and then come on home, we can go back to bed for the rest of the day and then i'll take you out for dinner. there's national mourning, then firelord azulon dies and ozai is crowned and it's like jiro's world has a muted sheet thrown over it. it takes iroh's army coming home for it to sink in fully.

and jiro mourns kinda like how a flower quietly wilts overnight? he didnt throw a fit or demand answers or whatever. he just pulled himself away from politics and just focused on work. but he keeps that place at his side that lu ten filled for the brightest year of jiro's life open because jiro can't make himself act like it never happened either. so the second chair by jiro's balcony table stays, the hair ribbon pile lu ten forgot on the nightstand stays, the extra printed pelt blanket on his bed that only lu ten used (because he hated sharing blankets) stays.

AND THEN. in the dai li au. i did say a while back that jiro ends up becoming one of azulas guys. but she ends up calling him to bss asap because hes the only person in the fn that she knows for sure that she can trust with knowing about lu tens continued existence lol. its a very strange time for her cus she found out through long feng that her dad was at fault for the whole thing. and shes still figuring out what exactly shes gonna do about that but for now shes gonna be utilizing jiro's flimsy loyalty to the fire nation to protect her cousin until she has everything in order lol. and i haven't made up my mind about where lu ten will go from there but im kinda leaning on iroh taking lu ten with him to the order while zuko goes with the gaang

#dai li lu ten #asks #alicias writing stuff

[slamdunkhcs]

sd boys getting cheated on

im sorry LMAO hope yall like it tho

Sendoh

Honestly I think his reaction depends. He’s a perceptive guy and he’d notice if his girl was showing distance it might not be too big of a surprise to him. But if it was something that was out of the blue, he’d be so shocked

He isn’t gonna beat up the dude or say anything mean to the girl, but Sendoh isn’t gonna be a pushover either. Dude is gonna leave the relationship, he isn’t gonna stick around with someone he knows doesn’t reciprocate.

Sendoh wouldn’t show it, but he’d be legitimately bummed out. He would cope with it in a healthy way, like through fishing or playing basketball.

Bro is gonna think hard though, like “man…”. I don’t think he’s the type to blame himself, but he’s going to feel disappointed that the relationship went the way it did

Also he is not gonna use a rebound to “get over” the girl, Sendoh is more of the mature type and he’d just wait until he was ready to be in a relationship

Mitsui

Lowkey, Mitsui is NOT gonna take it well 💀. He’s gonna whop the guy his girl is cheating with. I feel like he would say something mean to the girl too out of his own anger, and he’d walk out really heated.

Tbh I think he is gonna cry himself to sleep about it LMAO. Like he is going to be BUMMED out, but he’s not gonna admit it to anyone. I think when his homies find out, he’ll be denying his feelings like “These hoes ain’t it anyways”

Mitsui would overthink it all, and after his initial phase of hating the dude and his ex chick, he would blame himself. It’d shake up his confidence and he’d lowkey think that it was because he wasn’t good enough.

For Mitsui I think time and communication would be how he gets over it. I don’t think he’ll mention it to anyone first, but over time he thinks about it less and less and it wouldn’t affect him as much

Sawakita

I don’t think he’d take it well either 💀. He wouldn’t be visibly emotional or violent or mean, I feel like he’d be left speechless and he’d just walk away.

When it sinks in though, Sawakita is gonna be SOBBING. He isn’t gonna try hiding it either, his teammates (and his dad) are gonna know after he starts bawling about it in front of them.

I think he’d be very communicative with the people around him about what happened and seek advice from them, especially his parents.

I don’t think he’d overthink it too much, like he will think about it and get bummed out, but he’ll stop and tell himself “I need to not focus on this”. He’d get even more focused on his NBA career prospects and doing well to get over what happened.

Sawakita ain’t gonna talk to a girl for a WHILE though 😭 he’ll still be nice to his female fans, but he wouldn’t want a relationship with anyone.

#headcanon #slam dunk #スラムダンク #sawakita #eiji sawakita #sawakita eiji #sendoh #akira sendoh #sendoh akira #mitsui our fav pathetic man #mitsui #hisashi #hisashi mitsui #mitsui hisashi #cheated #angst

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 6 Reaction (spoilers!)

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

THE SHRIKE???????????

Vadic!!!

"UNITY AGAIN" IDK YALL SOUNDS PRETTY BORG TO ME

72 HOURS FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON TO HAPPEN?????

awwww jack's parents parenting 🥺

TERMINAL DIAGNOSIS?????????? EXCUSE ME?????????????? GOODBYE

IRUMONIC SYNDROME? GOODBYE I WANT TO LAUNCH MYSELF IN THE SUN

"please don't spend time burdening yourself when you can unburden him"

"I don't suppose you have any of my size" JACK STOP BEING SO FUNNYYYYY

HANSWTHEYRE HERE

THEYRE HERE THEYRE HERE

REUNION DAY REUNION DAY REUNION DAY REUNION DAY REUNION DAY

THERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG SEVEN IS ACTUALLY SMILEY I WANT TO DIE

awww bev hugging worf 🥺

lmao everyone hating on picard's wine 😭😭😭

"hey, you" I SCREECHED OUT LOUD OH MY GOD

HEY YOU

OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST UNLOCKED A NEW CORE MEMORY

EVERYONE IM ACTUALLY CRYING SO HARD

THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER

"One that adapts" IM THINKING IM THINKING

SEVEN SMILING BEING LIKE IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN

OHHHHH NY GOD SHSHSHABHASUHA

EZCHSE ME DHSIJshsjskshhshdhd

"it's good to be seen" FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"i have gone into battle with lovers countless times" WORF OH MY GOD

THEY ARE KILLING ME

sorry passed out for a bit. Sec31?????????

"James T Kirk"????

ATTACK TRIBBLE HAHAHHA THEYRE SO FUNNY SOMETIMES

RAVEN

THAT IS A RAVEN

RAVEN

WE BEEN KNEW HOLY FUCK

"Like from my nightmares" ALSO FROM SEVENS NIGHTMARES

Moriarty's theme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the worst use of "I think therefore I am", signed, a philosophy

SEVEN BEING HERE BEFORE!!!!!!!

We will see the Voyager?????????

Sidney La Forge being "uhhhh dont answer the call from my dad"

MORE HUGS <3 <3 <3

HEY SIS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

i love this sister duo already

Oh Sidney 🥺

"Turn fatherhood into an intergalactic incident" LAUGHING

Why is Alandra his PA lowkey

THE SHIPS TALK TO EACH OTHER? SOUNDS VERY B-WORD TO ME

RAFFI USING SEVEN'S PHASER YAYYYYYYYYYYY

OMG POP GOES THE WEASEL

someone called it on tumblr!!!!!!!!!

Oh Raffi is so pretty

LORE.

alandra!!!! alandra trying to help!!!!!!!!!

Oh so alandra is the fave

SEVEN KNOWS.

Seven being "off :/" when Jack tries out the captain chair 😂😂😂

She hasn't been here for so long only for a pasty white man to take her place 😂

Defiant

OH THEYRE EDGING US

OMG THE MUSIC SHUT THE FUCK UP

OH SEVEN. SEVEN. SEVEN IS GOING TO BRING US TO

TURNING THIS ONE UP

THE VOYAGER. HELLO

THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VOYAGER THEME

I WAS REBORN THERE HER CREW WERE MY FAMILY

THE VOYAGER THEME GOING INTO THE FAMILY THEME ARE YOU KIDDING ME IM ACTUALLY GOING TO LAUNCH MYSELF IN THE SUN

SEVEN BEING SMILEY AND LAUGHEY KILLING MYSELF

oh the music this episode.

the family theme again!!! when laforge talks about sidney!!!!!!

"Not the way I fear for hers" oh Sidney 🥺🥺🥺

SEVEN DID A SPINNY I SEE YOUUUUUUUUUU

SIDNEY IS MAKING ME CRY

why is shaw just like sleeping lmaooooooo why is he never ever around

Awwww the next next generation making friends 🥺

hahahahaha shaw being a fanboy!!!!!!

OMFG "Jack" "Sidney" 💀

THEY ARE SETTING THEM UP SO HARDDDDDDD

"Stay away from my daughter" PLEASEEEE

"Tell your mom we won't be home for dinner" awwww

RIKER NO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Worf's theme

OH MY GOD DAFORGE LIVES

bring my boi homeeeeeeee oh will riker 🥺

"Why do you think i crashed so many speeders as a kid? So i can spend time with you fixing them" crying so hard

sidney i love you so so much you can do no wrong

data seeing geordi first out of everyone!!!!!!! daforge crumbs!!!!!!!!

CHANGELINGS STOLE PICARDS BODY???????? THEY ARE SO UNSERIOUS RN

SHRIKE. RIKER.

VADIC GOING HI HAHAHAHAHA

Deanna??????????????

In conclusion,

#reaction #s3e6 #star trek picard #picard spoilers #star trek picard spoilers #picard s3

[wodnes--coyotl]

sorry there is literally no one in the world that actively makes me as murderously upset as my parents but fortunately one of them is dead and shhe's doing much better now so the only person left to incite literal actual growling level rage is def my dad. being real with him today and saying "no absolutely not fuck that" over the phone (which HURTS bc i WISH it WASNT LIKE THIS BC I LOVE HIM FFS) and hahving a back and forth just felt like two men taking off their gloves to have a fist fight out back except its me outside in the oregon cold hoping the cops dont get called on this stupid ass fucking suburb im partially living in (in laws home) bc even tho im SO quiet and SO respectful and people literally call me a gentleman and so conscientious i am like baring my teeth trying not to SCREAM into this field and HE is sitting in a car he shouldnt be driving in texas with a bunch of pain and can barely walk bc hes 73 and wont cope with the fact that hes old and ill and it's like a verbal battle of 2000 miles. also he said iw as brutal and i was like "you always do this you literally ALWAYS insult me constantly" and he was like "its a compliment" and im like my father in earthly christ brutal is NEVER a compliment.

also e lowkey was like "youd be an amazing prosecutor" and im like IM 29 I CANT GO TO LAW SCHOOL I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED BUT I GUESS ITLL FULFILL MY AL*N SH*RE FANTASY RIGT NOW (this is funny bc my dad did watch the show) and im like "huh i guess im like that guy in that show" and e hates that bc e HATES TAT IM TRANS AND WONT STOP CALLING ME HIS DAUGTER sorry this is so personal and unhinged i am just NOT well

fighting with my dad has made me like, hypomanic, like dissociative unhinged and NOT ok. its very unfun.

#unless yr odin or some thing which my earth dad definitely isnt #im like then yall wonder why im like this

[ilikebirdsouo]

THOUGHTS part 2: episodes 3 and 4, yet again, warning for cussing, yelling/caps, long post, and spoilers!

Episode 3🍗

BALD YELLOW AND DUCK AKHSBSBSNXNXXN IM DYING OH MY GOD

“Is.. it a tin of soup?” “Ha!! Wrong-“ I love them

OK THE WHOLE SCENE INVOLVING THE CHIPS MY BELOVED-

“People are dying to see what your final guess would have been-“ “what people..?”  SELF AWARENESS MY BELOVED

“OKAY I win” y’all have no idea how many times I say this in real life in the most randomest situations- when I say duck is really relatable for me this season I’m not fucking joking-

RED AND YELLOW YELLING AT DUCK I CANT-

“Why not try a healthy option?” Oh god not again-

I cheered when the apple got eaten

Then I saw the twins

They annoy the fucking hell out of me 

The twins' voices, specifically the brothers, remind me of Winnie the Pooh's. Am I the only one who hears it?

The girl twin uh Lily I think creeps me out more than the other guy I hate her

“We are a family arent we? I’m the dad, he’s the pet (HAHAHSHHDHDHHDHDJ) and you’re the-“ “you the dad? Tch no, if anyones the father figure it’s me” how about you both be dads SHGSGSHS IM SORRY-

I’m never letting fluffybird go and this series is giving me content I apologize I will die with this ship

Ok I love how natural the trios talking sounds though like you hear the awkwardness it’s like you are in the same room as them at times-

“I want to be in a family!! I want to be the dad!!” Duck please you already are

ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY-

“That’s not a family, that’s just a dad!!” 

HE GOT THROWN AWAY

BUT I LOWKEY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW ROY LIKE HELLO

I love how much Duck… genuinely loves the family they have- they may be a bit of an asshole but.. they care for those two dorks- 🥺💕

TODNEY..? I THINK THATS HIS NAME’S LITTLE PUPPETY JUMP ABSOLUTELY SENDED ME AJHAHAHSHHS

Duck looks so pissed off during the whole family song oh my god-

I LOVE THAT RED GUY IS BLOCKED BY THE WORDS IN THE SONG CUZ HES SO FUCKING TALL AJGAHAHS-

“Sharing a Bath” lol (remembers episode 2)

OK BUT DUCK IS ALL TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE TWINS AND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING I CANT-

DUCKS LITTLE HEAD SHAKE-

“FAULBCHDT- …that’s not a word-“

FUCK YOU RED FUCK YOU I HATE YOU I- (I got mad when he got all “oh I want a real family not these two” FUCK OFF- >:’(( )

LILY FUCKIBG HITTING DUCK ON THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD I-

“It smells funny in here-“ 

Red fucking sniffing sent me- red please-

“We have picnics!” <33 Duck is trying so hard to prove they are in fact a family- god…

This family scares me so much oh my gosh-

Oh my gosh I hate the twins so fucking much I-

I do not like how Lily treats Yellow- not at all..

“You can use mothers peice..” FORSHADOWING FORSHADOWING FOR-

THEN THEY SAY TO DUCK THEY CANT USE IT BC ONLY THE MOM CAN, THEN WHAT ABOUT YELLOW? HAHAHAHHSHSHDHDH FORSHADOWINGGGGG

The twins crossed the line on treating duck like shit LET ME AT THEM-

The family tree room is genuinely pretty I want to be there.. mi- minus all the photos uh

“Nice framed pictures” Red, please

Red decided to be a bit of an ass this episode didn’t he?

“That’s uncle Terry!!” Is that a reference to Baker Terry? Hello?

THAT TREE SOUNDED LIKE STEAK I LOWKEY JUMPED- JSGSHSHHD ok I genuinely missed that voice hate to admit it

OH THE BLOOD SAMPLE SCENE MADE ME CRINGE PHYSICALLY- as someone with a huge needle phobia that is a scene straight out of one of my nightmares-

OK BUT the sequence following it though was so mesmerizing!! It reminded me of those ai generated pictures!! I really liked it!!

Duck talking to bread… ok I know that’s the bread maybe from episode 5 (guys got KIDS also trans bread confirmed) BUT ANYWHO… UH.. ITS SO FUNNY CUZ DUCKS LIKE TO EAT BREAD ITS JUST FUNNY TO ME

DUCK FUCKING PUT THE BREAD CHILD IN THE TOASTER IM-

Ducks song… I just…. Hey check out how hard I can cry- HSHSHSHSSHDHSHSHSHHSHSH

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND-

“We all have the same diseases!” IM SORRY WHAT!!??? WAIT HOLD ON-

I want to own one of those extra duck puppets pleas..

I hate that I related to ducks song HSGSGSG DUCKKKKKJJ WE HAVE THE SAME ISSUES

DUCK IN DRAG DUCK IN DRAG DUCK IN-

TJEY LOOK FABULOUS HOLY-

ALL THE DUCKS FIGHTING EACHOTHER WAS HILARIOUS- also damn duck is strong

Oh lily makes me so uncomfy oh my god

Get yellow out of that house

THE MOP THE WOODEN DUCK- UHM 

Red can’t even fit into the family made for him :(( ALSO I LOVE THE VARIATION IN RED GUY DESIGN AND!! AND HOW THEY ALL WEAR DIFFERENT CLOTHING MINUS OUR RED-

OH!! Also I’m partially glad we didn’t get ducks family revealed… it’s quite odd and sad but.. Yellow and Red are really the only family they got. (Plus this allows me to hold onto my headcannons just a bit longer-)

“Aw :((“ “there you are! :D”

YELLOW IN A DRESS-HE LOOKED GREAT IN IT BUT THAT SCENE WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE ACTUALLY- 

ALSO ROY IN THE WINDOW ROY IN THE FUCKING WINDOW-

THE WAY THEY ALL LOOKED ALL SCARY WAS- I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN I

SHGSGSHS

ROYYYYYY!!!! ROY THE BOY!!! THE BASTARD OLD MAN IS HERE THE GUY THE

:((( the whole scene where yellow was calling his dads name… and when he got pushed away… 

“Bye..” :(((

“YUM YUM YUM YUM-“

Wait.. did Roy fucking murder the family? Cuz.. I saw the grandmas head get thrown at the door I-

Roy.

The ending 🥺💕💕💕

…..

The two uh chip thingys coming out of the family sized bag made me laugh really hard.. but not as hard as-

“I WANT THOSE-“

So many thoughts-

Episode 4🪱

“And we live in an actual niGHTMAREEEE”

Ah yes.. watering the computer plant

Wait

COLIN

THEY JUST FUCKING THROW THE COMPUTER PLANT AND THERE HE IS LOOK AT HIM THE BOY-

OH GOD HIS VOICE I MISSED HIM

“You got the mouse?” “Yep, both hands.. for complete control… you won’t be getting away from me this year…” UH- DUCK?!????? EXPLAIN??!????

“Hey nice grip!” STOP ENCOURAGING THEM

“Thank you :)” Ok I love how polite Duck is to the computer stuff in this episode oh my god- see they aren’t always a dick 

Jfc how long is yellows name holy-

Ducks name is just.. one fucking button… OK WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES IN ACTUALITY PLEASE I DONT WANT TO USE ROBIN DOI AND HARRY ALL MY LIFE GIVE ME CONFIRMATION HAHSGSGDHDHDHD

COLINS FACE STRETCH WAS SOMETHING I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL MY SECOND WATCH AND I JUST SHAGSGVSVDH

“Hey come on, it’s not your fault” aw a cute wholesome moment

“You’re just a #############” OH-

“Yeah you can’t help it you’re just a ##############” DUCK NOT YOU TOO-

I FUCKIBG DIED WHEN THIS SCENE HAPPENED-

Oh I already fucking hate this worm

THE BRIEF SECOND WE SEE THE CREW SETTING THE TRIO UP WAS SO COOL ACTUALLY

GOD GET THIS WORM OUT OF HERE

HE REMINDS ME OF SHRIGNOLD FOR SOME REASON BUT SOMEHOW HES WORSE

“Who is that?” “I don’t know I think it’s an insane person-“ PLEASE-

Warren… the eagle…

Wait aren’t worms slimy? Uh then what does that mean for that business card..?

….buddy that’s not how birds work-

“I think he’s some sort of freelancer-” “freelancers deserve to die! :]”

Oh I can already tell this episodes gonna hit me hard..

HSGSGSGHS I REALLY HATE THE WORM BUT- 

THE WAY HE GLARES AT THE TRIO AS THEY START TALKING SHIT

“Reminds me of an infection I had up my-“ up…….. up your what… Duck…

EVEN COLIN TALKS SHIT

“He looks like a tumor :]”

The password is Rat eyes… you know actually I want to go back once I finish the series and see how many times rats are referenced or shown-

THE HEAD BOPPING THE JAMMING LOOK AT THEM FUCKINHG JAMMING-

THERE WERE A FEW REFERENCES I SAW!!!! ALSO THE OLD DHMIS 4 3D MODELS MSHSHSB

Aw Duck sent him a email <:))

Aw he sent them one <:)))

Aw yellow doesn’t have one :((

Why is duck so insistent on the goddamn skeleton?! I’m happy for them but

ah yes the big sad :( I RELATE TO YELLOW A LOT IN THIS EPISODE-

Ooh coping with the good ol imagination, I’ve been there too pal

YELLOWS MINDSCAPE IS SO CUTE AND I LIKE THE AESTHETIC

“Shy imaginary older brother!” Oh look that’s adorabl- WAIT ISNT THAT GUY FROM THE PILOT?!??

Yellow looks so happy 🥺

WAIT THE TRANSITION THINGY- LIKE THE COMMERCIAL BREAK THING IS ALL QUIET NOW- IM CONCERNED

HSGSGHS YELLOWS BRAIN STUFF IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND THE STYLE IS JUST- SHGSGSGS- I don’t like the tooth or bath though :( OH BUT I LOVE THE WEIRD CAT THING

“Partying up in your head is no way to deal with bad friendships” oh.. it’s.. not?

“They’re not real friends they’re just animation!” ISGSGSHSH SELF AWARENESS

I LOVE SELF AWARENESS 

HSGSGSH NOOOO DONT LET THE WORM GO IN THE CUTE MINDSPACE GET HIM OUT

GOD DAMN IT

OH GOD

I already know where this is headed from personal experience GOD THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP EPISODE, THIS AND FAMILY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME WHAT THE FUCK- HOW IS DEATH THE MOST WHOLESOMEST EPISODE WEVE SEEN THUS FAR-

I love you Colin but… please don’t get his help

Ughhh the worm is the toxic friend god I knew it uhhhshdh…..

SUSGGSGDHDH HES GETTIBG WORSE HES GETTING WORSE AND ALSO THANK GOD MY PHOBIA OF ELONGATED FACES ISNT ACTING UP-

“Huh. 2 million results.” “That’s too many! Let’s give up!!” Duck and Red are my last two braincells confirmed

WHY IS DUCK BEING SO POLITE- STOP BEING CUTE

“What’s breathing?” …Duck

:((( HES FUCKIING UP THE IMAGINARY WORLD

THE BROTWHR DIED- NOOOOO

YOU BROKE HIM…. AGAIN

Red guy is such a himbo in this series sometimes I love it- 

“My diagnosis is your friend has a worm in his brain!” No shit sherlock

Ough this series even briefly comments on the medical system and how shitty it can be sometimes <333

“Right! Fetch me my gouging tools!” DUCK-

Look at yellow he is happy please don’t dont fuck this up

FUCK OFF WORM GO AWAY

THE RUNNING SEQUENCE OH MY GOD- IM SORRY I LOVE IT-

Oh I’m getting major checkerboard void vibes here- I know it’s not but I’m just getting those vibes

FUCKING GOD DUCKS GOUGING TOOLS- DUCK PLEASE BE CAREFUL-

Duck lowkey just has a wholeass toolkit for torture…. Uhm… duck..?

THE FUCKING WORM IS DISGUSTING LIKE IN THIS PHASE I-

HAHGSGSHHHSHS YESSSSS DUCK KILL IT KILL IT

ITS A WORM A LUTERAL WORM- 

This is like the secondth time I think that Ducks helped one of the trio, more specifically yellow- come on that’s just 🥺💕 they do care sometimes-

PESKY BEE

“Yeah don’t close our tabs!! I want to see that skeleton!” Duck-

Coliinnnnnnn don’t goo :(((

HES AN INVENTOR HES A HOLD ON HEADCANNON PROVEN HEADCANNON PROVEN EVERYONE

“I love you, good bye! :]” B… bye :(( 

HE GLITCHES THROUGH THE DOOR ANOTHER HEADCANNON ANOTHER-

The first bit of the “worm in your brain” song my beloved.. I needed to hear that… 🥺

Red Guy looks so fancy in denim!!

Duck I was expecting something more sentimental I keep on finding out more concerning shit about you please-

PILOT GUY!!!! YELLOWS IMAGINARY BROTHER!!! HSGSGSHDBND!!

THE FUCKING FIGHT OH MY GOD I SHAGGSBAHSHDBDHHDJ

I LOVE THE CHAOTIC YELLING AND THROWING SHIT- ALSO YELLOWS ANGRY EYEBROWS RETURN- I LOVE THAT THERES NO END CREDITS SONG LIKE JUST HEAR THESE THREE DYSFUNCTIONAL FRIENDS FIGHT- Jhagahahahhshhdd

Also the chainsaw after yellow says I’ll kill you concerns me….

#dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #dont hug me im scared #dhmis spoilers #tw caps #tw cussing #long post #duck rambles