#also the dog laying like that

[iheartliquor]

#quinceanera #party #pink and purple #so pretty #also the dog laying like that #life is so beautiful i cant stand it

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

-

Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

#Idk I just really like slightly codependent twins #Talia and ras had to put so much work in to prevent them from developing separation anxiety like dogs from the same litter #Also I like Damian thinking Danny is dead until he very abruptly finds out he is now via soul mate agony. Someone did a fic with that idea #It was really good. Let's dial it up to eleven #Danny and Damian having different eye colour and it being the fault of Damian's extra exposure to the pit is awesome too #But I wanted to see if there was a way they could both have the same eyes. Well. Close enough. #Same eyes + twin telepathy + the birth complications people like to give Danny = siamese twins #Also the portal accident happens two years early so there's that #I can't decide whether I want the first meeting to be alive Danny or dead Phantom #Or whether it be a summoning or something #I just need Damian and Danny to lay eyes on each other and immediately go feral #They still don't want to share a room though #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny and damian are twins #twins #twin au #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #It's not like telepathy it's more if one twin has seen it so has the other #It's not conscious on their part. They don't choose to share things usually. It's been that way since they were born. #That's what they think twins are for the longest time until talia realises and explains #Ras genuinely thinks Danny died because of how devastated Damian was and how he stopped knowing things he shouldn't #1k

[realbeefman]

i put on both my yaoi and my incest goggles before i consume any piece of media and this is why my textual analysis will always be more enlightened and factually correct than

#currently pretending to deliberate between watching bates motel and supernatural knowing DAMN WELL #im about to put on family guy #which also is an insane show for incest btw. like if u really watch it its kind of crazy that they aired this #like why is stewie the baby fuckin the family dog!?!? #why is chris always hitting on meg!?!? #seth mcfarlane i need to have so many words with you #supernatural #bates motel #the vampire diaries #as i lay dying

[inkskinned]

it's just that sometimes you have to love a thing including the ways that it inconveniences you like i keep picking dog hair out of my clothes because he steals things from my laundry basket to lay on them while i'm gone and whenever i use my laptop i have to type with my arms in a parabola to make room for his head on my legs and yes it's kind of a far ride to my mom's house but she always remembers to have dairy-free options available just in case i stop at home and nick lives in another timezone so we have to plan our calls carefully to be sure he's available and i'm not in bed and i hate driving and looking for parking but it means i get to visit my friends and i hate doing dishes but i'll do a million if it means i get to throw a dinner party for everybody and i hate being cold but one time we stood outside in the snow for 5 hours waiting for a concert, bundled up and red-nosed

i always apologize about the ways i take up space even when they're medical like at a restaurant i usually have to take the moment to say i really am allergic, sorry, and feel like i am making everyone around me angry and i always apologize when i am too tired to be funny or when i actually really do need to take care of my human body because it feels like i'm making everything about-me and i always apologize for the ways that i become needy; how i get scared when we're high up (and no for real please get down it actually kind of stops being funny) or how i panic if i hear a loud noise i wasn't expecting or how it's been years but there are days when i'm still doing the same shit, still drowning

the trick about relaxing, i think. like the answer to why i couldn't trust the idea anyone actually likes me. was realizing that at some point i am going to be an inconvenience, which means that at some point i need to trust other people want me to take up space. and yes, some people have to take up a lot of space. but. i relish this little gratitude: making room for people and things in my life. i love picking the dog hairs out of my food - it means i get to have a dog. i love answering the phone at 3 in the morning - it means someone is on the other line, and i can help them weave through life. i love the little chores - it means i have something productive to do. so what if you take up space - it means this world gets to have you.

#writeblr #pos #this brought to you by having to type around my dog's head as he lays in my lap. he is snoozin . contented. also droolin on everythin #you know ur a pet owner when. etc. #he also likes to push until he is behind me on the couch. and then makes me sit like a prim princess w/my back straight so i don't fall off #mind u if i leave the couch he will follow to the floor #he just likes to be behind me ig???

[fellhellion]

i’ve been thinking thoughts and feeling feelings for a month straight help

#miguel o'hara #atsv #IS THIS ANYTHING I yell into the void #this isn’t a Miguel is an abuser post btw it’s more. as someone who suffered a household filled with domestic abuse #he fails Miles so ACUTELY beyond anything else as a man with this experience who lays his hands on a kid in anger #also yeah YEAH I’m gnashing my teeth at Miguel protecting Gwen from her father but then intimidating her when he’s lost his gourd #MIGUEL MIGUELLLLL GET IT TOGETHER MAN YOU KNOW THIS SHIT SO INTIMATELY CMON #seriously if someone had said George O’Hara during the Miles fight he would’ve had a stroke and keeled over dead #tunes talks spiderverse #tunes talks 2099 #shaking like a wet dog can someone else be insane about miguel w me CAN SOMEONE ELSE BE INSANE ABOUT HIM W ME #long post #migedits

[writer-room]

I hope wherever Pixal is she's absolutely fine, not because I don't want to see my blorbos hurt, in fact I love when they get fucked up, but specifically for the comedy potential. Because knowing Pixal, there's a high chance she's already completely accepted that Zane has died for the 10th time somewhere and is probably in the midst of trying to find and revive him along with the other ninja. She's entered full "guess Zane's dead again time to cope by not coping at all" mode. She abandoned the grieving stage once she realized this was a common occurrence. The grind never stops, she hasn't seen sunlight in six months, and probably didn't even realize the realms Merged.

Zane, however, is very much not used to being on the other side of "this person I love might be dead or is otherwise missing somewhere". He's moping on the floor. Staring out the window like a victorian maiden. Longing for when his beloved will return from the war. The saddest, soaking wet kitten you ever did see. About to recite poetry at a moments notice. He's given sympathies as well as being mocked endlessly by his annoyed friends because yeah, how does it feel NOW, Zane? FEELS BAD DOESN'T IT

And then they just find each other at a store somewhere in the Crossroads like it's an average Tuesday afternoon. Do you see the vision

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #lego ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #pixal #ninjago pixal #pixal borg #ninjago zane #zane julien #text post #talk #ideas #writing ideas #zane being physically pained every time he brings up pixal is angsty but also to me reads like a guy leaning against a window as it rains #or dogs when they give a big tired sigh after they lay down #pixal is just trying to make samurai x again and also find where her dad is. please let her find her dad #she clocks that theres dragons and shrugs like oh well. guess theres dragons now. no biggie #only when she needs new parts does she emerge and go OHHHHH THAT EXPLAINS IT i should catch up on this #and then as shes buying the part she casually looks up from her hood and zanes in his awful disguise w frohicky trying to get the same part #they just kinda blink at each other like. surely it cannot be this fcking easy. SURELY #it is that fcking easy and it would be HILARIOUS #cause zane still looks like he'd be in a great period-drama film and pixal looks like she'd fit in a grunge cyberpunk flick #to be clear this is a bonus for the other to witness

[cuteiemonster]

MY THIRD PIECE(s) FOR @mcytblraufest !! o7

LETS DO THIS ONE LAST TIME, these are for @allusiontomemes 's fic, [ DREAMS FROM WITHIN THE CAGE ] !! we got horrors beyond comprehension, we got multiple universes, we got accidentally destroying said universes, we got desert duo- come on down and see what else is up with these guys!!

thank you allusion and @riceofthepuffedvariety you made me go insane o7

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #mumbojumbo #mcyt au fest #mcytblraufest23 #i had a bigger piece planned but i have been fighting for my life to do things the last 3 days so #i have taken the L and am using the 2 quickies i drew as my big bang pieces for this fic #I WILL FINISH THE BIG ONE......... when i am up for it again vnskdfjvndf #my own hubris was indeed my downfall BUT. BUT!. i still have art for this fic so thats a win for me #also you should read this fic ive been so ill about it i am constantly thinking of aftermath situations #i have put the three of them so gently into my pocket for safe keeping #genuinely putting them in my mouth shaking them around like a dog and its chew toy #and i will be drawing more of this. i am sad that i wasnt able to finish the big piece and draw grian. but i will. i Will #lays down in bed and sleeps for 1000 years

[mattodore]

📩 Random simblr CAS prompt of the day: Pick your favorite sim couple (if you don’t have a couple, your favorite sim is fine) what would they wear for a date?

theo's pick for what they'd wear when grabbing coffee together in the gap between his lectures

matthias's pick for what they'd wear on a walk after lavishing theo with good food and wine all evening

#posting this right after finishing editing it like yeah get this out of my drafts NEOWWWWWW #river dipping #asks #anonymous #ts4 #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #🦇 #ts4 edit #see matthias wants a date that stretches on and on until they wind up back at his place rolling around in bed together #meanwhile theo's like. hm... i think i might be able to fit you in my schedule next wednesday at two pm for coffee. see you then. bye. #it's rough out there for a guy who just wants to be theo's dog that follows him around everywhere and lays at his feet </3 #also by pick i mean those are the clothes they'd pick for each other based on personal preference too #theo in particular likes when the hickeys he's left on matthias are visible and when matthias has his forearms exposed #matthias just loves everything theo wears really... but turtlenecks and tailored suits will have him on his knees quick #the more theo covers up the more matthias wants to strip him naked... which like okay sexy yeah but also. #direct correlation between theo hiding from himself and his desires and matthias dragging all of it out into the open :) #anyway. that coat over theo's shoulders and that button-up slipping off theo's frame both belong to matthias <3 #also it's so jarring to throw a random pose on mattodore and then boom. theo's smiling. he does NAWT do that much at all #in the story version of echthroi! so jot that down ☝️ but sim him can go ahead and smile and have a good time. i'll allow it. #anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thank you anon <3 MWAH #and now let me reply to these other messages from days ago... i suck so bad sorry my avpd is a curse </333

[cigarette-room]

everyone: he would Not Fucking Do That

me: he would if he was in love

#you guys c'mon have you never developed a doglike personality the likes of which mankind has never seen before out of being in love? #have you never ended up doing shit and saying shit you normally wouldn't? #not only letting your guard down but completely disarming undressing closing ur eyes and laying bare in the grass? to love is to change #this post is specifically about lalo and nacho bcs #do NOT fucking come at me with 'oh this is OOC' how can you fucking know that. you've never seen them have a crush on an enemy in canon #they are dogs and they are fools #lovesick fools #lacho #but also wait i wanna see others take their foolish ships so #fandom #shipping #let me know moots let me know i wanna know who you treat like this in ur writing and art and thoughts at 2am

[williamstampler]

scarri life update: i don’t know if you remembered that time i got married, but im still married but now theyre my boyfriends, and also, remember those girls i thought hated me??? turns out they both liked me so i have 2 girlfriends too. idk. i just felt like bragging

- @scarrinotspooky

I say this with as much respect as I can muster, but what the fuck. I mean, hey! Im not one to judge for which fucko you decide to marry nor date, ( There was this meme, right? My wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better. ) but, them? Go fucking crazy with your girlfriends, I dont care, but dont tell me you cant find better men than those guys. Pansies, if you ask me.

#﹕father speaks ，ic #|| #hey to anyone who cares to read id like to say my dog is laying next to me #and he smells so nice #you have that iffy dog smell #but damn you also got the *good* dog smell

[lemonadebombery]

Kunikida's Ideal Notebook

the pages are dotted bc i like dotted notebooks marginally better than lined notebooks bc i can organize and put stuff in little boxes and stuff

has 40 leaves total which is enough for my personal needs, i can always make another one when i need to

#god i love bookbinding #i made my friend 5 notebooks but with 80 leaves each #3 fukuzawa themed notebooks 1 dazai and 1 chuuya #it was adorable ngl why didnt i take proper photos of them #lemonade stand #lemonade bindery #<- new tag for my bookbinding stuff #bc i have 'i was screaming your name through the radio' in progress but just the first few chapters printed bc that's a thick book #bungo stray dogs #bsd #kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #bookbinding #also the actual type of binding for kunikida's notebook is called a japanese stab binding #but i like my notebooks to be able to lay flat and stuff

[maphel-n-doodles]

DAY SIX: “Hold onto me” / Death / Mission Mishap

White Camellia; honorable death, waiting.

#foundersweek2022 #senju brothers #senju tobirama #senju hashirama #character death #I hc that Hashirama waited for Tobirama in that in-between space #Just so he could be there for his brother when it was time for them both to journey to the pure lands #They were each other's supporters #Hashirama also likely knew how his death would devastate Tobirama #Tobirama lost the will to live but he was already an old war dog #he couldn't just lay down and die #he had to die correctly #honorably even #what better way to go than defending the village his brother entrusted him with?

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Fl reacting to reader having a cat or dog.

just that.

:O a fluffy friend for Foul Legacy!!

no seriously, he's going to try to make friends with your pet, regardless of if it's a cat or a dog, but he does so very respectfully! if your pet is more sociable and friendly, then they get along splendidly, but if your fuzzy companion is more standoffish, then Foul Legacy takes his time. he's very patient with this sort of thing- he wants the animal to like him, after all! he approaches your pet slowly, first spending time in the same room, then sitting nearby, before finally daring to give them a gentle pat. Legacy's covered in arms, so any bites or scratches won't hurt him, only serve as a note that he needs to be even slower in his befriending process. when your pet finally approaches him by themselves, Legacy has to bite his tongue to keep himself from squeaking and chirping with joy

after that, they're absolutely inseparable. your animal companion and Foul Legacy are both united by their love for you and each other, and snuggles are now even more of a fluffy pile, with you, Legacy, and your pet all curled up in the blanket nest- speaking of which, you learn to be very careful in where you sit down on the blanket nest, since sometimes your pet likes to burrow themselves under the covers for a nap, and it's very easy to accidentally squish them. Legacy's lap is also PERFECT to curl up in, and you've come home to see him and your pet snoozing together multiple times, waiting for your return. when they hear the door open they both perk up, scrambling off the couch and over to you so they can bump their heads against you and say hello

Childe also carries some of Foul Legacy's scent, even in human form, so whenever he visits you pet immediately comes to greet him, confused as to why he's so much smaller and less armored but happy to see him nonetheless

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #anon #the last point is funny if your cat or dog is big #like a husky or a main coon #and they want to sit on his lap but they can't fit all the way like they can on foul legacy's #so you have childe being squished and a stubborn fluffy animal half sitting on his lap half laying on the couch #it's sooooo cute #short scenario #other's stuff #woo was working late tonight but we finished #also it is so cold in my room aaargh #good evening :)

[plugnuts]

Birthday present for myself this Valentine’s Day!!

#skyy's art #South Park #pokemon #Tweek tweak #Sylveon #pokemon sylveon #sp tweek #sp tweek tweak #South Park tweek #I HAVE. A LOT OF FEELING AB TWEEK OWNING. A SYLVEON #please don’t pay attention to my fluctuating art style okay #also. the way I draw tweek has changed DRASTICALLY since I first drew him in August wow #his Sylveon is literally his therapy dog okay she helps him out so much with emotions and helps in calming him down #I will HAPPILY talk about tweek and his Sylveon okay #like Sylveon evolves by AFFECTION yall AFFECTION #they love each other okay they adore one another and that Sylveon will lay down her life for him #this is so self indulgent and. because it’s my birthday I’m not going to apologise ! #this is for my self indulgence day and I can treat myself with Tweek and his Sylveon if I wanna <3 #her name is mocha by the way <3 #tweek named her that when she was an eevee but when she evolved he freaked out because the colours no longer fit #but he couldn’t change her name because that’s a lot of pressure so she’s just. mocha <3

[noyzinerd]

Derek the Doggo

Now, I've read a few Sterek AU fics where Derek has to pretend he's a dog/wolf and gets adopted by Stiles, who is none the wiser. Stiles usually talks to his "pet" in these as if he were talking to a person.

That's nice and all, but can someone PLEASE give me a Stiles that speaks to fully-shifted wolf Derek like a tumblr millennial raised on the internet? Like the single, poorly socialized, unhinged, expending-waaaay-too-much-energy-into-his-"fur-baby" dog-mom I know he'd be?

Like, Stiles holding up a mirror up to Derek and going "It you!"

Or, when Derek lays belly-up, paws to the ceiling, and stretches his toes wide, Stiles says sagely, "Ah, yes.The beans are coming in nicely this year."

Or Stiles putting Derek in a hotdog costume.

Or decorating his entire place with balloons and streamers and ordering an elaborate, dog-safe cake made of peanut butter and Milkbones to celebrate their one-month-iversary since the adoption.

Stiles hiring a professional baby photographer for a photoshoot.

Stiles setting up a Zoom call for Derek with another friend's dog, in which, Derek just sits there, looking awkwardly between Stiles and the other dog like "What exactly am I supposed to do here?", because he's a full grown man expected to have a "conversation" over videochat with a dog like they're supposed to bark back and forth about the weather or park recommendations or something.

Stiles making Derek a Twitter account and constantly posting as him in doggo speak (which he reads out loud, in a voice he imagines Derek would have, as he types). Like "Henlo! I is heckin good boi derk! Big anger! Much grump!" Or "No bork. Only O\m/O". Or "Mmmm hooman shoes omnomnomnom 😋"

And when Derek tears into things or misbehaves in an attempt to upset Stiles, he's just met with a psuedo-stern "Wuh-oh. Looks like Hurricane Derek strikes again. I hereby sentence you to 3 hours of cruel and unusual punishment!" Before being put in a cone of shame.

Bonus points if, after Derek shifts back, it turns out Stiles already knew he was a werewolf (maybe not the whole time, but definitely early on). He just wanted to see how far he could push things until the mysterious werewolf he had adopted finally showed himself and revealed whatever he was planning.

(If there is, by miracles of miracles, already a fic like this, recs would by greatly appreciated!)

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #mieczysław stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #Mini fic #Full-shift Derek #Imagine squishing Derek's massive toe-beans #I just imagine a home-invasion scene where Derek fends off the intruder #But either Stiles gets hurt and Derek has to turn back in order to help him #Or Derek gets hurt and as he's fading in and out he just feels Stiles gently petting him and sees real fear for his safety in Stiles' eyes #I also imagine Stiles having a panic attack and Derek laying his head on Stiles' chest like a therapy dog #Wouldn't it be funny if the final straw for Derek to shift back was Stiles saying he was going to get Derek neutered #Like the instant Stiles says it Derek immediately shifts back with a big ol “Nope! I'm done!”

[badlydrawnsbahj]

im cooler than all of you /j

#uh. sorry my bag ia so gross my cats like to lay on it lmao #also not an art post but whatever !!1!1!1!1!!1 new pins jsjdjshdkdhdldj #just waiting for my sollux one now which should come soon !1?! #hehe #sbahj #sweet bro and hella jeff #sweet bro #hella jeff #i warned you about the stairs bro #i told you dog #tmbg spotted also wowie #homestuck merch