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officialspec · 3 months

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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synapple · 8 months

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I spent like three hours making this

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zivazivc · 4 months

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I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

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theriverbeyond · 14 days

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

#@ me........ my crops are flourishing rn. im creatively hydrated.#just spent 5 hours typesetting guys guess what. it is way easier to typeset a 8k fic than. 80k. im getting my mojo back #am i on top of my studies... well. you see.#trb.txt

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egophiliac · 2 months

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What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #stage in playful land #i hope this is legible whoops #anon i am sorry but you made the fatal mistake of asking me to talk about diasomnia #insert 'i just think they're neat' jpg #i do like the other characters a lot but they are definitely my favorites #they just hit a lot of my favorite things in characters i guess!#yes even you sebek even though you keep shrieking NINGEN at me #(it's okay he gets Character Development™ later)#and their dynamic! it's great! these guys frikking love each other SO much and they WILL have terrible terrible angst about it #ohoho delicious #give me all your emotional hangups baybeeeee #also somewhere in there i went from 'i like them all equally (but lilia is the most fun to draw)'#to 'lilia is absolutely my favorite (and still the most fun to draw) (EVEN MORE fun now thank you swishy ponytail!)'#(it was probably when his candy coating got a little scratched and whoops all the tragedy fell out)#(where's that 'get loved loser' post because i need to staple it to lilia's forehead)#i am extremely bad at putting things into words so please don't ask me to explain it any further #just know that the diafam is everything to me and if we don't get more episode 7 soon i'm going to crumble into dust and blow away #we'll be getting the crowleytimes on monday and maybe there will be. idk. some foreshadowing or something in his groovy #probably not but LOOK i'm desperate

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jojo-schmo · 4 months

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In this house, we cherish Helpy. We thank him for his hard work and pat his head and give him all the candy that he wants because is a good and lovable little cub!!

#I forgot to make him look like a robot haha whoops #my love for him blinded me I guess #he’s just my favorite little skrunkly and I will be among his top defenders forever #I am kissing him on the forehead #Helpy fnaf #freddy fazbears pizzeria simulator #Michael afton #art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #Helpy

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tinartss · 3 months

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something something two guys walk into a garden

#don't perceive this too hard LOL i am just doodling while thinking abt them (specifically haitham’s teaser)#but!! stumbled upon this rlly beautifully written thread that perfectly articulates this particular flavor of them omg #https://twitter.com/lanwanggia/status/1741372268888867308 #do links hyperlink in the tags #idk i guess we will find out #haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact

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cruelnemothesis · 1 year

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#the warmies #guess it will stay a wip forever #u can have it anyw #this trio has me by the throat #kenshi yonezu spoiled me too much now when i hear any opening i am just disappointed it is not kick back and it's a problem tbh #/j #/hj though #chainsaw man #fanart #my art #denji #power #aki hayakawa

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grendelsmilf · 1 month

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average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.

#malcolm in the middle #o.tv #woke up at 5 am just to make this post. i guess #100

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saewokhrisz · 10 days

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final victor...?

#i am feeding into my own hc that ren is also a bit unhinhed and kinda not well in the head cuz why do you like akechi sm...#theyre so sicko4sicko #also im not big into ratiorine but this lc is rlly...smth...i just had to!!#idek if this deserves a caption on its own considering its not that original and is a redraw #but ah well #shuake #akeshu #ren amamiya #goro akechi #persona 5 #joker #crow #persona #hsr #i guess #my art #fanart

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novakiart · 3 days

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something something red thread of fate

#fallout #lucy maclean #cooper howard #the ghoul #been too long since i half rendered something i am So far out of practice #anyway guess what mags just binged #they shouldve traded fingers 4 realz #mine

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civetside · 2 months

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if they if they like played dnd or something am i right

ive never played dnd

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #tlt shitposting #harrowhark nonagesimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #fantasy AU i guess #comic #i am once again drawing in a funny new art style for another funny au you just gotta deal with it #im reusing huge bone fist as the punchline sorry

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barghest-land · 2 months

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ata tu corazón, mi amor, y arrástralo por la tierra

#this art hurts so bad #in a way i'd never be able to explain #also it just upsets me a lot because i don't like how i did it:(#idk how to make it better so i'm just gonna leave it as it is #and go to sleep good night #it was supposed to be cool and simple just like that #but in my eyes it's just missing everything and i don't know how to fix it #genuinely thought it was gonna be a good art but here i am oh well. that happens i guess #im sorry javier :(( i'll make more good art i promise #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #javier escuella

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egophiliac · 5 days

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giving the people what they want (jokes about spreadsheets)

anyway, Twst continues to prove that it is aimed at me specifically by giving us not one, but now TWO extended scenes of characters being incredibly difficult about signing an NDA. you just don't get this anywhere else.