#and i was absolutely fucking correct

[theonemajesty]

episode 676:

usopp: (eats the spice-covered grape)

me: this is about the cause some grade A fuckin shenanigans

#one piece #maj watches one piece #usopp #sugar one piece #and i was absolutely fucking correct

[wistfulwatcher]

A new age is upon you. The rule of the Chroma Conclave.

#tlovm #tlovmedit #criticalroleedit #critical role #mine #edit #* #crc1verse #crc1edit #5k #4k #3k #2k #1k #these dragons were all SO FUCKING GOOD #absolutely obsessed with umbrasyl dripping with acid like OOF #i missed these villains and this arc so damn much #(also i did the best color correction of my life on that umbrasyl gif)

[soranker]

SOME MORE WOLFIES 🫠

#trigun #trigun maximum #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #tryna push my wolfwood style more towards trimax bc thats my fav wolfie 😭💓 #i think the way i’ve been drawing him has been more 98ish #still love 98 ww tho but man trimax ww haunts my thoughts and lives in my head rent free #his characterization in trimax is SO GOOD……… the flavor of catholic guilt is like nothing else 💁‍♀️ #ALSO. someone tagged in a previous wolfwood drawing of mine that i didnt draw the cigs fucked up enough #AND HEY LISTEN. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT i tried to draw them a little more smushed up this time #could have definitely done more but it was 3am JFJAJDHFJ 🫡 I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME

[leeblissy]

*by this I just mean those who currently are or have previously been in LAIOS' adventuring party, not your favorite OVERALL character! please feel free to put your favorite of all time in the tags! also I'm keeping the poll sp*iler free for those who just wanna watch the anime so I KNOW I've missed party members!

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #chilchuck tims #laios dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #senshi dungeon meshi #chilchuck dungeon meshi #think for ME rn it's chilchuck I just think he's so fucking funny but thats absolutely viable to change as I watch the anime cuz #I think when we get to senshis backstory I'm gonna scream and cry and throw up #EDIT: JUST REALIZED I MADE THE POLL LAST A DAY ONLY 😭😭😭😭 #oh well I might remake it once the anime is further in #like of course the anime onlys are gonna disproportionately vote for chilchuck- he just had a whole episode about him LMAO #CORRECT choice obviously but let's let em cook

[diseaseriddencube]

normal people: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he's actually under the control of lilith and needs to keep him away/help charlie or sth

me: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he saw someone with two ounces more power than him, someone who could help charlie more than he has and show him up as worthless, and he Is Not Having Any Of That anyways do you wanna hear my npd headcanons and why he is actually me and

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #i'm aware the first theory is probably correct lore-wise #but character-wise #it kinda is just..alastor..to hate anyone who could potentially look better than him #and i think he just likes to fuck with people honestly 😍 #like no you fucking idiots he doesn't have a father/daughter relationship with charlie out of nowhere #he's just acting like that to piss lucifer off #for the funsies #he's so me 😍 #like yes petty boy go #be petty and don't let anyone be superior to you you absolute KING #make that man feel SHAME for being an absent father YES!!!! #so YOU can be the good 'father' here #ugh i love him

[souheki-lovechild]

ethereal beautiful meaningful soukoku and cringe fail loser soukoku are two concepts that can and should (and do) coexist

#'please cite your sources' #'gladly!' i say #handing them the entire manga collection and most of the light novels #'here you go!' #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku #yes i love their breathtaking imagery and divine vibes #(puns entirely intended) #but i also love how absolutely fucking stupid and dumb they can be #they are beauty they are grace they are walking disasters #not disasters waiting to happen #eternally happening disasters #anyway #i am correct #argue with the wall

[ahalliance]

qétoiles n qbagz’ convo about his code arm + fun banter from last sunday :] english subs + transcript below da cut

[Video transcript:

Etoiles: But yesterday when he [Forever] talked to me, he was so frightened, basically he was like, ‘But one day won’t you lose your shit and want to kill the Eggs with the Code, and everything?’ Though I was telling him, ‘But the fact is, I know the Code very well’—

Baghera: Oh, so you told him you joined—?

Etoiles: No, no, no, not at all. It’s just that he has these assumptions that I’m really allied to the Code because—

Baghera: I think it’s due to your Code tattoo, also, it gives off the impression you’re in the process of transforming into a Code, Etoiles, let’s not lie.

Etoiles: That’s it, that’s it. But, basically I told him that I’ve had it since—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit? You’re taking it well?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, I don’t give a shit because I know he’ll never beat me. Basically I—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit about the code literally popping up over your body?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, because it’s a part of me now. It’s normal.

Baghera: How?

Etoiles: Well, after— after fighting someone 17 times, you start— you start creating links. But those links—

Baghera: But— you know that’s not how things work. Like— look, we cross paths. Right now we’re crossing paths. You see? We’re crossing paths. I kick your ass. Like, for free. You see? I see you, I’m like, ‘Bro, I don’t like his face,’ so I kick your ass.

Etoiles: But no! Because if you tell me ‘Good fight’ at the end—

Baghera: I see you again— wait, I’m not finished. I see you again like 12 times, and I tell myself, ‘Hey, I’ll do it again,’ I kick your ass again. After a while, Rayou, I won’t get diabetes!

Etoiles: Well, maybe you will, huh.

Baghera: Yes, but it’s not— it doesn’t work, like— there’s no correlation, you see!

Etoiles: You know you won’t have those cells anymore, you know, it’s possible.

Baghera: But— no— what I mean is— Etoiles! That’s now how it works! It’s worrisome! It’s normal for us to worry!

Etoiles: Well, yeah, but, uhhh. Basically, you’re all used to talking with me on the island. And you understand very well that there’s nothing able to corrupt me.

Baghera: That we don’t know, Etoiles! Because— if it’s— I know that your morality, and your enormous brain, and your big body, won’t get corrupted. But if there’s suddenly— well, what I mean is that we don’t know what all the possible systems of manipulation on the island are.

Etoiles: It’s true. No, it’s true. But for the moment I’m doing well.

Baghera: Yeah, well, so much the better. But—

Etoiles: For the moment I’m doing well!

Baghera: If you feel any change, Etoiles, mention it, okay?

Etoiles: Oh, I’ll talk about it. But for the time being I’m doing very well.

Baghera: So I can understand peoples’ fear upon seeing you LITERALLY transform into a Code and who tell themselves, ‘Oh, strange, maybe there’s a thing with the Codes.’

Etoiles: It’s true but who can better know the dangers of the Code than someone who’s confronted it his whole life? Instead of someone who—

Baghera: I’m well aware.

Etoiles: No but it’s— it’s— it’s for that reason that I told Forever. I totally understand the fear and everything, it’s normal. You see a dude turning into a Code, you ask yourself, ‘What’s the guy who sent him doing?’

Baghera: Well, yeah, there you go.

Etoiles: Like, ‘Who sent him?’

Baghera: But you don’t feel any different? Nothing?

Etoiles: Absolutely not, no. Everything is going well. I still hate the Code whenever I see him, I still want to kick his ass. Everything’s fine. Even if right now I want him—

Baghera: But you join up with them when he suggests it, yeah. Well, it’s to get the shield back.

Etoiles: It was just for the shield, believe me. Believe me, if I run into them again- if I run into them again and they don’t offer me things to save the Eggs and everything, it’s goodbye. And considering what I’ve prepared— considering what I’ve prepared, I objectively think that 5 Codes won’t be enough to kill me. There’ll need to be 10 of them.

Baghera: They might bring 10, huh.

Etoiles: Yeah, well, then again, we have time.

Baghera: Well, in any case, they don’t want to kill you anymore since you’re working with them.

Etoiles: Well, in fact, we’re not really— actually— I don’t really know what he’s thinking. Because the last time we talked I told them, ‘But if you lay even a finger on the Eggs, I’ll kick your fucking asses, you sacks of shit.’ And they left, and they didn’t answer me.

Baghera: Then again, they’re a bit cryptic, the Codes, you know.

Etoiles: Yeah, but normally they— I managed to talk with them a bit, so— so I don’t know. Personally, I’m telling you—

Baghera: Okay, no, what I mean is that I understand why when people see you they think, ‘Maybe it’s possible he’s getting a little bit corrupted by the Codes.’

Etoiles: No but yeah, yeah, I totally get it. But honestly, never. Never in a million years.

Baghera: I believe you! I trust you. But if there’s— if once you feel any difference or something of the sort, you mention it, okay? To whomever you want, but you mention it.

Etoiles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (10000x)

Baghera: You know you’re not very reassuring when you say that, as an answer.

Etoiles: That’s true. But I’m telling you there’s no problem. And— actually. The moment I start feeling strange, I’ll put numbers. And so you’ll have to come get me.

Baghera: Okay, okay. I’ll remember that.

Etoiles: Just that. But I— I— yeah. I whisper in the Code’s ear.

Baghera: The day you start talking to me in binary, there’ll be an issue, basically.

Etoiles: The day I say, ‘10001’, that’s it. But actually, I’m telling you, I could never be corrupted because I have AVAST, my wool block which blocks viruses.

Baghera: That’s real, that’s real.

end video transcript.]

#qsmp #etoiles #baghera jones #étoiles #jay clips #jay rambles #8/10/2023 #please reblog this it took so long . #my fault for thinking transcribing and subtitling a 4min clip was a smart idea tho tbf #lmk if there’s any like . orthography errors in the transcript or whatevs i’ll correct em #i clipped this from étoiles pov but bagz’ pov was so fucking good too #the absolute side eye she gave him as he said the code ‘was a part of him now’ 😭 love the energy #these clips r just gonna serve as her I TOLD YOU SO evidence if smth happens #^ see idk if he’s actually gonna get corrupted (cubito’s chad enough to stave it off let’s be fr) #but i think it’s more of a question of whether the admins (and étoiles) will be able to resist the call of dramatic irony #bc it would be so good LMAO #anw shoutout to the part where he says ‘j’ai envie de lui [le Code]—‘ (I want him [the Code]—‘) #im well aware he just cut himself off before finishing his sentence but ty for furthering the codetoiles agenda king i appreciate it #saying ‘en ce moment j’ai un peu plus envie de lui’ about the Code is CRAZY kabdisdbsidjs

[like-sands-of-time]

And they were dyads

Oh my god they were dyads

#still so shook about how they have some force created soulmate shit going on and we got like the absolute bare minimum building w that #between rey and ben.. other in universe examples and their effects on the pair.. them ever really working together except the one time cmon #what even was that last film #dont get me wrong i didnt hate a lot of what happened but choices were made and they were not correct #also .. i fully see hux as wanting to destroy kylo but no fucking way hes going straight to the resistance with info whaaa #he cares that kylo loses but he absolutely wants to control the first order fleets still dont act like he doesnt #star wars #reylo

[sunnibits]

I literally have zero art motivation right now but you can have these ofmd x pokémon doodles I made ages ago and never posted ‼️

#izzy hands #stede bonnet #ed teach #ofmd #pokemon #art #my art #I was genuinely so obsessed w this concept at one point and I was supposed to answer asks about it after I literally begged people - #- to send me asks but then I never actually posted a response bc I had SO many fucking thoughts it was impossible to condense it down #I had extensive lists of ideas for Pokémon to match with everyone it was bonkers #I still think about it a lot #there are so many Pokémon that could fit izzy fr #anyways stede is absolutely a bug type stannie and you can fight me on that one #I’m objectively correct

[bluecoolr]

That scene where Severen gets back up and hisses after getting hit by a ray of sunlight has me in a chokehold.

[Edit:]

YOU SEE WHAT I FUCKING MEAN????

#ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL #rewinding that scene in my mind like it's a rented vhs i do not intend to return #the TEETH #the vampires might not have had fangs (correct me if i'm wrong) but bill paxton absolutely fucking DELIVERED with the mouth acting #i love him #shiny new man for my collection of others #near dark #near dark 1987 #severen #severen van sickle #vampires #ASHFHIDISIEWLALA I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS MOVIE PLEASE #blue confessions #edit: that's creature acting at its finest

[spotsupstuff]

The way u draw hunter being a LARGE scugcat gimme funny ideas

FUCK THAT IS BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EAT NSH, SHIT,,, THE SHEER SIZE OF THOSE EYEBALLS?????? HOLY FUCKMAS dear god not combined with those little tiny miniscule hands, dear jesus.... "They grow so fast... and so *BIG??*"

#Spot says stuff #others' art #rw #žvolov #i mean this in the most innocent way possible; THE ABSOLUTE *MASS* OF THAT SCUG ASS HOW ARE YOU NOT BUCKLIN UNDER THAT SDJGLSGML MY MAN!!! #thank you however this is wonderful. glorious mindfuck to recieve immediately after waking up i shot the Fuck up from my bed- #-in absolute shock i did Not think id be wakin up from a nightmare about gravitation directly to big fuck chongo break-a-liver scug today #ah yes.. finally.. -holds this picture up to the light- the canonically correct iterator and scug height comparison.. two years of searchin #also wonderful art!!! id compliment more if my brain stopped screechin to a halt over this. dear god thats like at least 70 solid kilos. #if not even more. a slugcat worth 10 bagtizillion water melons by weight alone #THAT SHIT LIES ON YOU? CHASSIS GONE!!! CRACKED!!!! RIBS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT SAVIN THIS ONE FROM *THAT* KINDA LOAF #THE HOSPITAL RIDE WONT BE WORTH IT MY MAN YOURE ALREADY DEAD... #jesus christ gourmand in these proportions. i no longer blame the vultures for gettin folded like that when That cannonball falls on em

[hrokkall]

🏳️‍🌈 do you have wheatley headcanons. this is so important to me i need to know /jt

Yeah I have so many dude. Wheatley absolutely knows what a pronoun is if you asked him (plus a bonus transparent version so people can put whatever flag they want. Why not)

Send me 🏳️‍🌈 and a character for my lgbtq+ headcanon and a doodle

#Re: Inbox #Re: Anon #Pride Asks #I guess #Wheatley #Portal #I cannot for the life of me find that post going around about how Wheatley would respond if you asked his pronouns but that's 100% correct #Also context a buddy of mine sent this ask. They absolutely did Not expect a serious answer #This ask is also lower in the order I was going to answer them in but eh. We're just fucking around at this point

[localplaguenurse]

I was looking up Diluc's age for fic plotting and came across an article with like the actual fucking worst info on all playable character ages, like literally half of the characters are just "young man/woman" or they're labeled as "unknown" when you can literally look up the genshin timeline and find their actual ages somewhere. Zhongli is literally the only correct age at over 6000. I am losing my mind. Kaveh is almost thirty and older than Alhaitham but he's labelled as "graduate student" but Alhaitham gets "suggested to be older than most." This is awful. I need there to be a comment section. I need to know I'm not alone. What the fuck.

#genshin impact #genshin #rambling #ranting #like wtf am i supposed to do with “young woman” #and diluc is ABSOLUTELY older than 22 #what the fuck #this is awful #most of these you could have just GUESSED an age range #they listed nahida as “young girl” like she's not literal centuries old #qiqi is “biologically 8; chronologically 100” like the only correct part is that she looks like a baby #what the fuck is this #you seeing this shit

[astraystayyh]

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE HE'S SO GOOD LOOKING I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP ENOUGHHHHHHH STOP THIS MADNESSSS THE GLAZY LIPS AND THE EYEBROW PIERCING I FEEL LIKE IM BEING TORTURED

#THE PIERCING IS REAL AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD I CAN'T DO THIS #IM JUST A GIRL #I CAN'T TAKE THIS #SAVE ME.BOY WITH PRETTY BROWN EYES AND PRETTY PURPLE HAIR AND EARTH SHATTERING PIERCING SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE #im losing it actually holy fuck he's absolutely insane #j'arrive meme pas à articuler mes pensées correctement #HE'S INSANE

[essektheylyss]

I am obsessed with how narratively convenient Lark's divinatory abilities are. She's the only one of the protagonists who is both pragmatic and has a working sense of self-preservation, so having some internal impulse that is actually the guiding hand of the cosmos pushing her into doing the REALLY stupid shit is both necessary and really useful.

Like, I am the type of writer who kind of scoffs at the idea that characters are beyond the writer's control and will completely screw over your outline, because on one hand, a sensible outline will follow the characters' personalities and tendencies anyway. Obviously in an ensemble cast you will need to do some wrangling, but in theory your characters are responding to varying degrees of stimuli in order to maneuver them into the places you need them to be for things to all come together in the end.

But more importantly, "curse from god" is the funniest and easiest way to push any character to do things beyond the realm of reason when necessary, and frankly, what the fuck is the point of playing god if you don't embrace that?

#midst podcast #midst spoilers #cr meta #anyway at all times I am advocating for taking full responsibility for your characters and overall story #this is also why I laugh at those posts like 'um if you're not going to treat your characters right then you shouldn't get custody of them' #sorry babe there is no CPS in my head. I am the cruel custodian and these are my poor darwinian orphans. #that's a joke but really like. look. yeah sometimes you gotta fabricate scenarios to make characters do what you want #but like... you do that by going 'who is this character and what would it take to push them to x'??? #and especially in an ensemble cast sometimes that thing is 'curse from god' or 'divine insight' #fun fact: I LOATHE that post about 'my writing teacher made a joke that the characters are driving and the writer is locked in the trunk' #absolutely fucking hate it. #because THE WHOLE POINT OF FORMALLY LEARNING WRITING IS LEARNING HOW TO BE INTENTIONAL. #it is perfectly possible to write successfully without ever having a formal teacher but IF YOU HAVE A FORMAL TEACHER. UH. #like yeah yeah 'workshopping' but like. okay go build your own workshop group don't pay somebody jfc #(cuz it's not like most creative writing teachers know how to teach you to workshop. let's be fucking real.) #if you wanna learn how to workshop take a script class for the love of god. #ANYWAY rant over but I'm correct. the highest purpose of a writer is to be a control freak and to play god.

[jennycalendar]

maybe i am just not built for twitter straight up because there is so much casual cruelty within the btvs fandom on there from BOTH and ALL sides of the equation. fully even within the calendiles sector which is so fundamentally heartbreaking to me! i have always taken such joy in the fact that the serious g/j scholars are so often such wonderfully compassionate people who come to the ship to sorta do their own thing in a cozy subsection of the fandom, not interacting with the larger conglomerate very often & gently expressing their own opinions in their own sphere. but i have been trying out twitter and the stuff i see there is not like that at all.

if you go into someone else’s house and start talking shit about the things that they like, you are the problem, full stop. if you hang out on positive posts about ships and characters that you don’t like and tell people they suck, you are a problem. and it is psychically exhausting for me to go looking for gj content on twitter and see people behaving with such a profound lack of kindness.

#musings #i knooowww this isn’t a post that anyone will have context for #but i have been seeing some absolutely absurd shit and i think i need to express that to the crowd that will understand my sadness #there is no room for exploratory weirdness in the fandom that these people are trying to build!!! #there are ships that are Wrong. characters that are Bad. interpretations that are Not Correct. #and i just cannot vibe with that. at all #i have been trying most stringently to keep a lid on it #but man it just ??? makes me too fucking sad to manage anymore #y’all are LIMITING THE SKY