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a-literal-toaster-wtf · 7 months

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hey uh yeah what the fuck

#i mean that in a good way. like #what the FUCK #oh mt god i’m ill i’m ill #they make me SICK i love the.m so #rimmer spent all this time making fun of lister for being about to die #and then says THIS out of nowhere #uhhhgghhhhjjjhhhhHHHGGGHHHJ #god. okay #red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #rimster #infinity welcomes careful drivers

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gregorovitch-adler · 16 days

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Translation: Junior, I have told you several times that Lily prefers to be single, remember?

Lily is the new aroace icon. That's all.

#Lily #duolingo #aromantic #asexual #aroace #yeah I know she had a crush on a drummer once #but that was just a one time thing #she can still be h/c'd as someone on the aroace spectrum #she has literally never been interested in anyone in that way other than that occasion #spanish duolingo #pride month #aroace pride #first post to reach 1k jeez #it always is a shitpost isn't it #personal headcanon #<- I thought it was clear enough before #apparently not looking at some reblogs #guys this is a headcanon post that I made #nowhere did I say that it was official #the only officially queer characters on Duolingo are Lin Bea and Oscar #Lin is lesbian Bea is bi and idk about Oscar #He never goes out on dates. just likes to paint and platonically hang out with Lucy in his free time #He's also most like aroace. Again: MOST LIKELY aro/ace.#like I know he's one of the “canonically” (officially from the website) queer characters. But Idk what his sexuality actually is.#this is a SHITPOST

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mataurin · 4 months

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Fig and the Cig Figs!!!

#junior year so far is such a delight #did you give another character you like curly hair out of nowhere you ask #and to that I say good question I *flees*#dimension 20 #figeroth faeth #the bad kids #fantasy high #fantasy high: junior year #she’s blowing a kiss to ayda in the crowd who is whatever her equivalent of Beet red with arousal is #watching her silently and blankly thinking heinously dirty thoughts #*#fhjy #fh #fig faeth #my art

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anotherdragon · 1 month

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Why did he say that

#slimecicle #im crying why did he say that so out of nowhere #man is NOT beating the allegations (JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Introvert adoption

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #jiang cheng #(The actual name of this season 2 extra is 'First meeting with Wen Ning' but I ran out of space.)#I am obligated to try and wiggle in Wen Ning scenes whenever I can. Our baby boy needs his screentime to grow big and strong.#This whole scene is very good and does a lot to show us several important traits about wwx:#1) He has no hesitation to put his own face or life at risk to help someone (even if they have never met).#2) He does not care for what others say or think about him; he will do what he thinks is right.#And he is smart enough to think is is always right about his judgement. This will be a problem later.#I also think the silly energy in this scene is top notch.#Wen Ning is the wild chipmunk wwx managed to catch and wants to keep as a pet.#Jiang Cheng is gently easing this boy out of wwx's extrovert maw and saying 'put him back outside'.#Can you imagine being blindsided by the full force of wwx out of nowhere? Getting his support and then archery tips?#You're done. You've been caught in his snare and you aren't getting out.

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iamacolor · 9 days

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Casual touches between Sol and Sunjae 💛

LOVELY RUNNER - EPISODE 16

#lovely runner #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #kdramanetwork #userlab #my edits #if anyone is wondering why the colouring is kind of all over the place it's because:#a) i'm all over the place #and b) my computer crashed while i was in the middle of this set ghjfkg just started glitching out of nowhere #[ the out of nowhere is actually me having around 40 psd files opened :))))) ]#anyway i say casual touches because they're not the big kiss or the reunion or the proposal etc #but i love that we got so many this episode they really felt like a couple (grown up too)#and also i liked that sol initiated so many because a lot of kdramas tend to have their fl shy away from that #but they're both playful with it #ok i'm done giffing now sorry @my pc #byeon woo seok #kim hye yoon #this isn't even all of them btw 💜

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thatqueerbat · 3 months

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catching up on docs streams, and he's talking about religion/spirituality and how it guides people's beliefs etc. he mentions how (generally) people like to be outraged by things [that dont affect them], like who other people are, and then immediately says 'if you're lgbtq you'll know what im talking about'

and i absolutely do. and its so wild to me how he just. drops that in. then starts talking about how it shouldn't matter who you are, how you can still do be incredibly religious and respect queer people, that the most important thing is that your beliefs don't hurt other people. how you should respect pronouns, that being 'indoctrinated' into being queer isn't a thing.

all whilst he's mining for diamonds using a freaking mega tunnel bore. like its any other conversation you might have

which it certainly is, for me. but a 40 something cishet man? not your standard casual conversation topic, not usually. and even though i already knew he was a supportive guy, hearing a conversation like this outside of an explicitly queer space, unprompted by a queer person. just solidifies what kind of person he is. and gives me faith that even outside of queer specific spaces, important conversations are happening, its not just us protesting and yelling into the wind, no one giving a shit. and its happening in some pretty unexpected places. which id say is pretty neat. its nice to have some hope for a change.

(all that to say, this is a docm77 stan household)

#i wasn't expecting to ramble so much oops #half the chat is being incredibly supportive. a chunk are being absolute shitheads. but hes not taking their shit #unexpected queer convo setting off more emotions than ive felt in a while kinda came out of left field #but its just. so nice. hearing this guy who isn't queer and definitely doesn't have an extremely noticeably queer audience #casually talking about this. mentioning my community. saying how people should just respect us and move on with their lives #entirely out of nowhere #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #docm77 #queer rights

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feedthepigeons · 3 months

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whoopsie doopsie my hand slipped

anyway click for better quality

#shows up out of nowhere drops toxic middle aged men yaoi and leaves again #toxic middle aged men have me in an iron grip #i guess one could say dont mess with the ringmaster in his own circus #or something #idk im still shaking from being excited about hazbin hotel #if you wanna yell with me about hazbin hotel feel free #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #radioapple #radio apple #appleradio #apple radio #lord i hate tagging art #my art

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horsegirlhob · 5 months

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Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it

#dylan says things #btvs #like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike #then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility #your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons #you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike #you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up #you know at this point that spike is in love with her #a year later you come back and she is fucking spike.#also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are #riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it

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nelkcats · 11 months

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The Return of the Speedster

Years had passed since Wally's death. Years since the Young Justice team had split up because of it, none of them could move on, as much as they liked to pretend about it, Nightwing was the one who had taken it the worst.

While the years passed on the hero's dimension, Danny was exploring Clockwork's haunt in the Infinite Realms, something that took him a long time as his mentor was hard to convince; while he was at it he found something strange. Clocky had told him it was the "Speedforce" although the halfa had no idea what that meant. He frowned wanting to explore it but his mentor stopped him every time, telling him it wasn't safe.

Unfortunately that wasn't enough to stop the teenager, who slipped into the crack in time. Danny was quite lucky, as the watch that had merged with him long ago from the "Dark Dan" incident had left him somewhat immune to the effects the site had, not that he knew it.

When he stepped inside, all he saw was an incomprehensible place. Since he wasn't seeing something interesting he was about to leave when he noticed a boy in a weird suit running. He raised an eyebrow in confusion, didn't Clocky tell him the place was off limits?

The boy noticed him too and explained in panic that the place was dangerous and could kill him. To which Danny rolled his eyes.

"I don't think you can kill something dead" he scoffed showing his ghostly tail. The boy didn't take that revelation very well, as he started muttering about being dead and in the afterlife. Danny, seeing that the boy had gotten distracted and stopped running, pulled him out of the place and guided him towards Clockwork's haunt. He had to ask his mentor about the weird kid and the best way was well, kidnap him from the strange place.

Both ghosts watched the speedster (Wally?) continue to mumble about having passed into the afterlife while having an existential crisis on the couch. Danny was tempted to tell him he was alive and everything was a misunderstanding but he had to get information first. And maybe get him back home if it was all a mistake.

#dpxdc #Danny found Wally #Clockwork's haunt was connected with the Speedforce for a while #Danny was curious and entered #he found Wally there #Wally has been running all those years trapped #the time hasn't passed for him since he entered #he took Danny's appearance as a confirmation that he was dead #he was not #dp x dc #dc x dp #Clockwork scolded Danny for exploring the Speedforce #until he noticed the ginger #Wally will probably stay with them until they find his home dimension #Danny will teach Wally about Infinite Realms #Clockwork wonders if he have two sons now #Young Justice is going to be shocked to see their supposedly deceased member with a new younger brother #appearing out of nowhere and saying hi

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eternallovers65 · 4 months

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Someone said the reason percy was looking up and down when talking to poseidon was so he could mesmerize his father's face and i-

#STFU IM CRYING LIKE WHY WOULD SAY THAT #omg i need more scenes #you know hoe poseidon appears out nowhere when its percy birthday let him do that a lot more!!!#percy is at the bathroom and oh hello father #pleaseeee pleaseeee #the director said take 5 but walker and toby heard change lives and that's they did #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson #poseidon #walker scobell #toby stephens

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bookwyrminspiration · 8 months

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what is it about being referred to by your name when you don't necessarily need to use it that's so incredibly intimate and disorienting. names are literally for being referred to and yet

#shitpost #i will be more off center and uncomposed and disoriented and stunned when someone says my name when they don't need to #than if they shoved their tongue down my throat #it's one thing if someone is like. calling to get your attention #or specifically referring to you when otherwise it would be unclear who's being talked about #but like. if you're in conversation and out of nowhere they say 'what do you think about that quil?' like holy shit i might as well be #naked for how intimate that feels #hello

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sandumilfshou · 22 days

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au where wwx and the wen remnants dont die and a-yuan stops calling him xian-gege and starts calling him a-niang because wwx birthed him from his own body and everyone understands its a cute little joke

until a-yuan very seriously calls jiang cheng jiujiu. not shushu. because jiang cheng is his MOTHERS brother

and the stubborn arguments between this grown ass man and a literal child just get louder and more hilarious to watch as the years pass, with sizhui still calling him jiujiu and jiang cheng yelling back SHUSHU every time before he just starts ignoring his nephew every time he says jiujiu

#at some point sizhui ropes jin ling into it #and occasionally jin ling says shushu out of nowhere and jiang cheng turns around excitedly only to see its the wrong kid #jiang cheng #mdzs #cql #lan sizhui

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taiturner · 1 year

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