#anon i have not forgot your q... i am working on it.. but take this for now.

[smilesobrien]

something im hoping to get made as a riso print.. but we shall see if that works out... haha!!

#art tag #dragons #trans art #anon i have not forgot your q... i am working on it.. but take this for now.

[w0w0zella]

um hello!!! im gonna be making a. bugbo murderstuck au Masterpost of sorts! I guess! ill format it like a q&a but im making up some of these questions myself. So lets get into it :3

this is a really long post! b careful :3

"what is murderstuck?" murderstuck is a Bugbo AU that made/am making (complicated wip status lol)! its a story that takes place a month and a bit after the events of familiar foe. Very long story short, gerbo ends up getting killed (on accident), joe then kills bugbo (On purpose) and joe seeks out thomas flyswatter for help. i have a post here that goes more into the story if you'd like to see it! vvv https://www.tumblr.com/w0w0zella/728157783124574208/ill-post-these-together-awawy-from-the-rest-of-the?source=share 

currently it is a well defined plot line that i and a couple other people have made art for,, and a work in progress fanfiction!

"why is it called "murderstuck"?"

murderstuck is actually (Believe it or not lol) a Homestuck thing! murderstuck is a specific part in act 5 act 2 of homestuck where one character kills someone and then someone else kills THEM, so i was like  Fuck yeah that makes total sense for this au. In all honesty, i just called it that cuz i needed a name to jump back to in discord for easy finding and it. Stuck i guess GIGGLES lol.

i am currently.  Semi looking for new name suggestions! so if anyone has any ideas !!!   Tell me !! Please !! I have No idea!! ((by the way, because murderstuck is already technically a thing, you need to tag murderstuck posts with #bugbo murderstuck or #bugbo murderstuck au or else it will be drowned out by all the homestuck art :3

(question by geluga on discord) "where did joe get his cleaver ? is it the same way he just happened to have an axe in episode 2 or is it from something else?"

yeah no i didnt really think out him having a meat cleaver lol. lets say thaat. umm. He got it becuase he was preparing bugbo a Yummy Meal (Steak is his Favourite or some  shit idk) !!!

i do NOT rmember why i gave him a meat cleaver aswell. If you want a Good answer, the reason i gave him a meat cleaver and not his Trusty Axe is because his axe would have been far too dull and bulky to slit bugbos throat. if you want the TRUE answer Its because i forgot he had an axe at all and thought the meat cleaver would look cool

(question by onyx on discord) "did gj feel bad after The thing or did he feel like totally justified"

AMAZING QUESTION !!!! Gradient Joe feels EXTREME remorse. of course when he looks back on it he knows why he did it, but if we're being completely honest; bugbo was immobilized. he did not need to kill bugbo. if he had killed him while bugbo was choking him, that would be a different story. but he killed him while he was backed up into a tree, immobilized and begging for his life.

he feels extremely bad ! Very extremely bad!

(question from ANON in my ASK BOX) "DUDE I LOVE YOUR AU SM RAUGHHHHH also question uhh where is hoppo in the au? we havent really heard about her"

So. During the events of this au. she is. away. like she usually is. Dont really know where! Shopping at grocery market. back at war. lost at sea. you decide. (More info on hoppo in the next question

(question by kets on discord) "uuhhmmmm what is the absolute WORST ending this au could have realistically?????????? like if it didn't end whene thomas was ocmforting joe idk :3333333"

OKAY i coudl see this one of a couple ways. First way is, bugbo wins. bugbo succeeds in choking joe to death, And now he is alone (til hoppo gets back) i said this one first cuz its probably not the worst possible thing, but i think it would be pretty terrible!

second worst would be if Joe waited for hoppo to come back instead of going to thomas for help. In my humble opinion, i think that hoppo is very stubborn and VERY loyal. so. (to me at least) it stands to reason that if hoppo came back, she would side with bugbo VERY hard. she would probably fucking hate joes guts, and that would be the worst  thing for him after everything he already went through. Maybe they would Fight too idk…

Very first worst would be if joe just straight up killed himself after killing bugbo. I could see this as a thing he contemplated, but if he actually went through with it?  Oh my god Fucking imagine. all of there corpses there for hoppo to find when she comes back. Thomas rotting away in his lair without anyone to talk to (and without knowledge of bugbos death) for years? Devastating.

other notable endings include Joe OR bugbo Killing themselves directly after gerbos death, hoppo ending up killing joe out of anger when she comes back, Or (In a silly alternate universe that We made on Disc Ord…) bugbo comes BACK to life and DRAGS himself to go kill joe HIMSELF!!!!!!

(question by DEMO on DISCORD) "is gradient joe book smart or money smart" i am going to kill myself and its your fault i think. never speak to me again (Joke)

NOTABLE INFORMATION:

as stated before, you need to tag murderstuck posts with #bugbo murderstuck or #bugbo murderstuck au or else it will be drowned out by Homestuck stuff !! i want to see all of your art and things!! Thank you!!

you are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WELCOMED AND ENCOURAGED to make stuff surrounding this au! Please Please Show It To Me!!!

if you are drawing During Fight or. During Murdering bugbo or joe, here are some things to note! - bugbo attempts to choke joe to death during a part in the fight, and he almost succeds! This causes Permanent scarring on gradient joes neck, and scratch marks all over bugbos arms from joe clawing at them!!!

- joe ends the fight with his shirt partially open and his tie missing!

- joe breaks bugbos right leg! there is a noticable gash on his inner right knee!

- joe kills bugbo by slitting his throat with a meat cleaver!- after joe is done, he drags bugbos body over to where gerbo died! (he was crushed by the fallen Stone Structure!)

thank you all so much for the love and support with this au It means so much to me. thank you from the botom of my hart.  IF YOU HAVE ANY COOL IDEAS, MORE QUESTIONS, OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA SHOW/TELL ME, MY MESSAGES AND ASK BOX ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!!!!!

#bugbo #bugbo series #bugbo murderstuck #bugbo murderstuck au #bugbo bensilly #bugbo au #gerbo #gradient joe #thomas flyswatter #hoppo #bugbo gerbo #bugbo gradient joe #bugbo thomas flyswatter #bugbo hoppo #THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH #rambles

[teddy06writes]

What Could Have Been Was Good, But What We Have Now Is Better

Part Two to You Didn't Need Us Then, We Don't Need you Now

Requested by:

@alistorhq

@hiphopdancer101universe

@trinatiger

@lightbulb77724

plus some anons.

Quackity x reader; past sapnap x karl x quackity x reader

trigger warnings: some swearing, yelling, mentions of drinking/being hungover

premise: The confrontation, and what follows

{Okay, so at first, I was gonna have this as like a collection of various moments that would have happened in the two year span, plus the confrontation, but then I was like but that might be clunky. So, if you guys want, I'll do a part three with the little scenes I had been thinking about}

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Slowly, the sun began to climb into the sky, beginning to peak out from between the tall buildings of Las Nevadas.

Slowly, you stirred, glaring out the open window at the sun.

For a moment, everything was normal. Your fiancé's soft snores and Charlie's soft humming from the other room almost convinced you that it was just a normal day.

But then you fully sat up, untangling yourself from Quackity's arms and glancing around to where your other 'children' were still asleep in various places in the living room.

The previous day and the reason for your camping out in the living room came flooding back to you as you stood, stretching.

Shaking your head, you went to go get dressed, beginning to recall the so called script you had made yourself the night before.

Halfway through fixing your hair, Quackity ducked into the half open bathroom door, pressing a kiss to your cheek, "Good morning baby."

"Morning." You sighed, "Are you hungover or did Purp get you to stop soon enough?"

"ehhh, it's not that bad..." He said.

You nodded, turning to lean against the counter and look at him fully, "I assume that your in the same boat as me, with this whole Situation...?"

"Depends on which boat that is."

You shook your head, "What could have been was good, but..." You glanced back out the door to where you could hear Fundy and Charlie talking, "I think what we have now Is better."

Quackity seemed to breath a sigh of relief, quickly pulling you into his arms, "I agree. I know that I loved them once... but... even then it felt like being the odd one out... I don't think I'd be able to handle it again. Not after knowing what they'd done. It- it hurts to even see them..."

You melted into the embrace, glad to know he was on your side, "I'll take care of everything. I promise."

~~ After sending Charlie out to go find Sapnap and Karl, and send them to your office, you headed down to your office for yourself.

There you mindlessly organized your desk, with only semi shaky hands.

"(y/n)?"

Your head snapped up, upon hearing Karls voice, "Come in."

They entered, Karl beginning too look around at the pictures on one of the shelves as Sapnap asked, "So, where Quackity? Doesn't seem like a fair discussion if not all of us are here."

"Yeah," Karl agreed, "He should have a say too."

You rubbed at your eyes, "Unfortunately, we thought it best, for me to handle this. Q, wasn't sure he'd- deal with it in the right way."

"Well that's Quackity for you." Karl mumbled, moving to sit in one of the chairs facing your desk.

"Never could fight his own battles- not that this is one." Sapnap interrupted himself.

You frowned, "Well... I'd hardly say that. He's the one who built this place- well, I designed some buildings, he did the rest. Getting the Badlands off our backs peacefully last year was all him. Not so much peacefully as with many threats..."

Karl nodded, almost expecting you to tell the story, but you shook your head, "Anyway, that's not what I asked you here to talk about."

"Of course," Sapnap agreed, "Obviously, our relationship is slightly more important."

You sighed, "There's one thing, actually that I think I should preface with, before I state our position. Where the fuck did you go? Why the fuck did you leave us? And Why do you think you just get to show up now?"

They sat shocked for a moment, and you couldn't help but smirk, gesturing for them to speak, "No, please enlighten me. I'd like to know."

Karl and Sapnap looked to each other, Karl shaking his head, before Sapnap whispered, "We have to, if we want them back."

"I..." He faltered, turning to you, before squeaking, "I- couldn't- remember you- until a week ago."

You froze for a moment, but before you could make any comment, he rambled on, "Because of all this crazy stuff- I travel- like- through time- it was messing with my head- but it's better now, and we're here! To marry you guys!"

You looked at him confused, "Time travel?"

He nodded sagely, "I've... seen more than you can imagine, i've seen nations rise and fall, universes collapse. Hero's that even Tommy couldn't compare too, evils that..."

Karl's voice faltered, and Sapnap reached over to take his hand comfortingly.

"Let me guess. You found out that everything turns to dust eventually..." You sighed, rubbing at your temples.

"It never works out." Tiny tears leaked from his eyes, and Sapnap was quick to get up, pulling Karl into his arms.

~~ "Why did you do that?" Sapnap asked, his voice soft, but still with an air of hostility.

Karl had gone back to the hotel, quickly and quietly, tears still falling.

"I didn't do anything-"

"Clearly you did!" He cut you off.

You shook your head, pushing back your chair and standing, If he forgot us... why didn't you remind him? Tell us about him about us? Or actually come up here like you said you would?!"

"Because maybe I wanted things to be the way that they were! Maybe I liked not sharing! But maybe it was because I had to deal with that!"

You continued to pace as he sat down heavily, "He was going insane (y/n), he saw the end of everything! He had to watch the rise and fall o L'manburg over and over! He's seen the egg come and go! I had to take care of him!"

"And you don't think I've had to take care of things? You two left and I had to put Q back together! I still have to put him together sometimes! I had to keep planning this the whole time! And then I get all these fucking child soldiers all these people that your fucking friend ruined, and I had to take care of them!

I held it all together until it itself stuck- and now I have a family! And that seems like it's more than what you two could've given us! You think you're the one that had to deal with someone who'd seen too much- Charlie's been here since the beginning of the server! He may seem fine but he is haunted!

Don't act like you're the only one whos had to 'go through it' because I made a home and a family and I take care of them- even though you leaving broke me! So don't lecture me! You didn't need us then, and we sure as hell don't need you now!"

You sat down, running your hands through your hair, tugging at the ends and not daring to look at Sapnap.

"Are you serious? Wouldn't us coming back help put you back together?"

"We learned to live without you, and I don't think I want to unlearn, and it seems like my family is with me."

Still you could not make yourself look up at him.

"I guess I understand."

There was a quiet shuffling of the chair, then footsteps, before you could finally breath again and your soft sobs began to fill the office.

~~ It had hardly been two minutes before Quackity was entering your office, kneeling in front of you and pulling you into his arms, whispering about how brave you are.

You cried into his chest, "I didn't think I could do it- what if it was a mistake-"

"no babey, you did perfect. You know it yourself we are better without them. We've got our family we don't need them. You are so, so brave and I am so proud of you. So proud of you (y/n)."

He pressed kisses to your hair, trying to pull you impossibly closer to him, "Thank you... for doing something I couldn't."

You only sobbed harder, clinging to him.

That was how the others found you later, in a heap on the floor.

Wordlessly, Purpled sat next to the two of you, resting a gentle hand on your shoulder.

Fundy found himself sitting as well, leaning against you. Charlie hummed softly as he went about fixing the chairs that Karl and Sapnap had left in disarray.

"Let us take care of you now." Quackity said softly.

The others made noises of agreement, and you let out your final sob.

Because your family was there where Sapnap and Karl weren't. And they would take care of you, the way you took care of them.

#mcyt x reader #quackity x reader #quackity imagines #sapnap x karl x quackity x reader #karlnapity #karlnapity x reader #teddy 06 writes #teddy 06

[worminstuff]

awesamdude x reader

per this request,  “ i forgot to say in my last request: i just recently found sam, so if you could write him i would absolutely adore you (which i already do) if not no hard feelings- anon xo🤍 “ i present to youuu

awesamdude x reader fluff!!!!!

Sam and tubbo are filling in the oshun, having a bit of a q&a when someone asks Sam if he has a girlfriend and someone slips up a lil.....

^^^^^^^

“Oh Tubbo my moms in the chat! Hi mom!” Sam made a quick glance at his stream labs to see his mom had popped in.

“Your mom watches the streams? Pog!” Tubbo let out a airy laugh.

“Yeah my mom is so cool, everyone tell my mom she's cool in chat please. Okay next question, Tubbo do you have one?” Sam finished a row of sand finding his inventory also empty so he made his way over to the chests.

“I think I do Sam, ellewastaken, what do you guys do all day when you're not streaming? Personally I eat and go to school and edit, that's about it” Tubbo smiled and shook his head a bit at his boring schedule.

“Same for me too I guess, we streamers aren't super exciting.” He nodded, agreeing with tubbo, “Chat what are you spamming?” Sam paused what he was doing to try to read the chat that was going incredibly fast. One of his mods, catching his confusion one of his mods dmed him a screenshot of what his mom said in chat that caused the little uproar,

your schedule is not boring anymore with y/n around that's a bit of a lie.

“Mom!” He laughed a tad as he spoke “Mom you've doxed your own son! They don't know about that yet.” He shook his head to himself, she didn't do it on purpose because she had no idea he had yet to mention it to his viewers. Sam wasn't particularly hiding you, there wasn't really a reason to, you didn't post pictures of him or yours faces publicly so that wasn't a problem, he just hadn't gotten around to it yet.

You were sitting across the room quietly like you'd been doing for his streams lately, scrolling through twitter or tiktok or doing some schoolwork just keeping him company. You perked your head up at that though, curious to what she could've said.

“Your mom doxed you? What?!” Tubbo laughed loudly.

“Okay chat relax, relax, y/n is actually my girlfriend,” You sat up completely now, fully listening.

“You've got a girlfriend Sam? That's so cool! Congratulations!” Tubbo smiled wildly, Even his chat was excited for Sam.

“I do! Thank you Tubbo!” he chuckled. “She's awesome, She's here too, she sits with me while I stream so im not lonely, when Tubbos not here of course.” He looked back to you seeing your shocked face, he gave you a small nod and a smile, calming you a bit.

You hadn't given a thought about what it would be like when his audience was aware of your existence.

“merinaxbc asked how long have you and your girlfriend been together, I have a feeling a bunch of these questions are gonna be getting asked around now” He chuckled, “We’ve been together for..5 months? I think? I think im right.” He turned back to look at you, seeing you nodding happily.

“kerilinmemegod asked, does y/n also play Minecraft? Oh its so strange seeing you guys know her name, she does like Minecraft but she mostly likes games like animal crossing. We’ve been playing that a lot lately.”  Him and Tubbo were making their way towards Sam’s base for some more sand and food.

Tubbo and Sam talked about some smp things and things for mcc while they worked, answering a few questions here and there.

“I'm getting a whole lot of questions about y/n now I feel like I should let her answer them. Tubbo do you wanna talk to y/n maybe?” He looked back to you silently asking if you'd be okay with his idea, you gave him a small nod.

“Sure! You should just be glad Tommy's not here.” He giggled.

“I am, I am, okay here she is!” You slid a chair over as he pulled off his headset holding out for you. You situated your chair next to his on the side with his mic, taking his headset from his hand.

“Hello!” You grinned with excitement, You'd known of Tubbo, and you adored him! You thought he was so sweet and you loved listening to him and Sam.

“Hi! Hi Sam’s girlfriend! Its so nice to meet you Sam’s girlfriend!!” You could hear his grin though his voice.

“Hi tubbo! Its nice to meet you too!” You grinned up at your boyfriend as he was smiling towards you shaking his head at how you were practically vibrating in excitement.

“You gotta answer questions, look at these,” He pointed towards his stream labs on one of his monitors. You read through the latest few and decided on one from a minute ago since it was the first one you saw.

“How tall is Sam? tall tall.” Sam defiantly towered over you quite a bit, he loved it to, being able to lift you and hold you so comfortably.

“Is he really?” Tubbo asked

“He’s like..6′5?” you looked towards him, “Close, 6′7.″ he nodded looking at his screen placing sand.

“Surely not! That's huge!” Tubbo looked at his face cam in astonishment.

You laughed, looking towards the stream labs for more questions, “We don't live together, maybe soon though. I am in school! Regular college nothing as smarty pants as him.”

You sat answering questions as they came in, occasionally talking with tubbo in-between.

The entire time Sam was grinning. he adored listening to you talk to his community and one of his best friends, you were so adorable too. You got excited with certain questions, happy to tell stories of you two. He thought you were absolutely perfect, and it seemed like chat did too!

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there we go! a small bit o sam, hopefully it was alright! it was a lot of fun to write sam, 10/10 will do again:D

#awesamdude #awesamdudefanfiction #awesamdude x reader #dreamsmp fanfic #dreamsmp #dream team fanfic

[mistaeq]

[fluff alphabet] letters e, m, o and q for 4taro please? i love your blog and the ocean man deserves love ;v;

kujo jotaro: fluff alphabet (e, m, o, q)

tw // none

dora's note: some jotaro fluff for clear skin is always the way. thank you for loving my blog, anon !! enjoy~

taglist: @fragolaaaaaaa @outofthiszawarudo @sky1mercy @cheemerthejojofreak [if you wanna be removed or added, all it requires is a dm or an ask !!]

E ffects: the effects of your love on them, how did it change them and why.

♥︎ he's been used to think about himself for several years, and now that he's got someone to care for him and to care about, he feels more relaxed. jotaro knows he'll come home to someone who will help him feel better after a tough day, and he learnt to take care of you the same way. it hasn't been easy for him, but he wants it all to work out. jotaro has so much to say, he just expects you to understand him by yourself.

♥︎ needless to say, he became a good helper. you're not anyone's servant, and the marine biologist took awareness of it by learning how to cook and how to do domestic chores for days when you're outside or busy. the two of you are equally busy during the week and have the same right to get some time for yourselves. the housework gets taken care of by him on a week and by you the week after.

M iss you: what do they do when they miss you? when do they miss you?

♥︎ jotaro often misses you, he just rarely admits it and doesn't want any help. unbelievable but true, the only person who trusts with his discomfort when he misses you is josuke. the young uncle is a sweet boy, and never pulls back when the marine biologist needs it. the student knows his nephew enjoys spending time at the beach, jusy because it feels peaceful enough. but the sea still reminds him of you.

♥︎ "you know i dislike to express myself too much. i just expect people to understand me in a blink of an eye. but days when they're away and i'm not at work... feel bitter." he confesses, washing in the sea the nth shell he collected from the beach. he's gonna give it to you, you have a collection of jotaro's little seashells he gifted to you. josuke listens to him. he doesn't give any advice, he knows jotaro just wants to be listened to.

O h no: something they would never do

♥︎ he wouldn't get pissed off if you forgot to clean something, because he knows you wouldn't do it to him if he forgot to clean something himself. it is not to be given for granted. jotaro is just not like that. needless to say, he wouldn't lay a hand on you, or he's gonna meet holly's anger for once. mrs. kujo is head over heels for you, she's so happy someone loves her son so dearly. nobody wants to make her angry, am i right?

♥︎ jotaro would never admit he burns a lot of food when he tries to cook and ends up wasting plenty of it. you know it, but will never talk him into admitting it. if you're no stand user, he'll rarely let star platinum do stuff around you, as you might get startled by it. you know he has a stand, but not seeing it makes it unexpected for you to see things float or move by themselves. but you know star is a sweetheart.

Q ualities: which qualities of yours made them fall in love?

♥︎ most likely jotaro got attracted by you because you weren't chaotic, and if you were, you weren't such in his regards. he dislikes it when people he's not fond of yet get too clingy, and most likely you respected him. this counts and matters a lot to him, above all after what he used to experience everyday at school years before. if you want be clingier to him after he gets fond of you, he'll accept it more. your relationship is based on mutual respect and attention. someone who was down to such a compromise couldn't be anything but an amazing partner for a man like jotaro. you stole his heart with your respect.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part four #diamond is unbreakable #kujo jotaro #4taro #sweet anon #fluff alphabet #alphabet #jojo headcanons

[babysubinnie]

most wanted. // ji changmin

👍 pairing:: ji changmin x reader  👍 genre:: fluff, thief!changmin 👍 summary:: y/n is a private investigator that is amazing at everything she does, including getting her first love back. but the only thing wrong with that? he’s the most wanted thief. 

a/n: this may be a long one, but i swear it’s worth it. also send me messages! i want to talk to you guys! send anon’s or just text me ! i swear i’m nice!

disclaimer:: this is just a story! none of this is real, im just making these things up. if anything in this story offends you,, i am sorry, and surely i didnt mean it!!

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“we’ve searched for this guy for four months. clearly he doesn’t want to be found. there’s no hard evidence on this guy.” one of my supervisors put his hand through his hair then put his hands on the table sighing. i looked down knowing who this guy was. after all, he was the first guy i had ever loved. 

his name was ji changmin. when i was about 17, he and i started dating. we had dated until we were 20, but he had left to pursue some dream of his, dancing. he did become a dancer, but under the alias of Q. no one knew what changmin looked like. well, except me.

i went on with my life, and became a private investigator. this was about my fifth robbery case, and let me tell you, i found critical evidence for every single case. but changmin? he was the most wanted robber. the police knew about him but barely did anything about it. they were “too scared” and there “wasn’t evidence” on this guy.

“y/n do you have anything you can help us find this guy?” my main supervisor turned to face me and i looked up from watching the security camera footage then shook my head. this was probably the first time ever, i couldn’t find any evidence. he did have like 10 boys to help him.

as i continued watching the security footage for longer, i noticed that all of changmin’s boys were all walking around at the same time. all criminals slip up. i stood up, closed my computer and grabbed my jacket off the back of my chair. 

“where are you going?” my main supervisor looked over at me while putting his papers down. i told him that it didn’t matter and that i was taking a quick lunch break. i walked out into the road, then drove quickly to that area that they were last seen in. 

when i showed up, there was no one around that building. i turned to look into a studio. it was a dance studio, with no lights. i knocked on the door and when there was no anwser, i walked in. i saw that there were lights in the back room, so i knocked on the door before i got pulled back with a hand over my mouth. i tried to kick back, but it didn’t work. i saw black after a while. 

“move out of the way dude.” that voice. i’ve heard that voice before. when i opened my eyes, i saw every member of changmin’s group, except him. i looked up to glare at them, and just as i was about to stand up, i realized i was tied up. 

“let her go you idiots.” that was the voice. the fucking voice that i couldn’t ever stop thinking about. i always thought about his voice. everything about him was gorgeous. i haven’t seen him in a long time, but holy shit. 

“nice to see you my love.” he bent down tying my legs apart, then walking behind me to untie my hands. he then bent back down in front of me on his knees then put his hand on the top of my head, starting to caress it. 

“changmin.” i clenched my jaw as i glared at him. he smirked standing up to take my hand. he pulled me up aggressively, putting his arms around my waist pulling me close. 

“you don’t have to keep the act up. we all know that you’re the investigator under my case, bubby.” my old nickname. the nickname that he always called me when he was insanely happy. he never called me baby, or princess, because that was a really cliché nickname, he claimed. 

“okay yeah i am, so?” i shrugged laughing before taking my hands back so that i wouldn’t be tempted to put my arms around his shoulders. 

“now you know where our hideout is. you gonna report me?” he smirked leaning in to whisper into my ear. i laughed looking to the side, before putting my arms around his shoulders. looks like my plan didn’t work. i pulled him closer to me, then whispered into his ear. 

“i might have to quit my job at this point. i forgot how breathtaking you were.” i shrugged laughing then my hair got yanked back, pulling me out of changmin’s arms. i turned to look at who it was, and she was a really skinny girl, that had a skin tight outfit on, with her hair slicked back into a ponytail. she was pretty, i guess.

“yeah well not in this household. he’s mine. never have and never will. i’ve been with him all his life, so don’t even try to pretend.” she scoffed then pushed me away from changmin, and into the arms of changmin’s best friend, even when we were dating, chanhee. 

“oh hey y/n nice to see you.” he pulled me up, putting his arm around my shoulder then smiled brightly at me. i turned to the side asking him subtly who this girl was.

“please get her out of here. i hate her so much. we all do. please y/n. i’m using my favor now. please.” his eyes were super pissed. he didn’t like her, no that’s a lie, he hated her. i knew chanhee somewhat well, and i was prepared to do anything to get rid of this girl. i turned to look at the other boys and they all nodded desperately. 

“you said all of his life. then where were you when the two of us were dating?” i smirked walking up to her slowly, while keeping my eyes to the ground. she scoffed laughing then looked over at changmin. 

“bullshit. there is no way that he would date a slut like you. right baby?” she laughed but it was definitely nervously. i felt like that she knew she was wrong. i knew she was shitting herself because changmin was very suddenly very cocky. 

“my y/n? a slut? you’re basically talking about yourself.” he scoffed reaching back for his gun, then opened the drawer to take bullets out. he filled his gun up then set it down on the table. i tried not to laugh at what changmin had said but i was gonna be honest, it was hilarious. i got a call from my supervisors, so i stepped out into the dance studio to take it. 

“where the hell did you go y/n?” they screamed into the phone. i pulled my phone away from my ear rolling my eyes then took a deep breath. i guess after all my hard work, i just became the opposite of what i was all along. 

“i have to quit. i’m sorry. i’ll come clean up my stuff later.” i looked down realizing that this is really what i was doing. i was really quitting my job. 

“you’re our best investigator. y/n don’t quit on this day. we need you today. we need to find changmin.” he said really desperately. i shook my head telling him again that i couldn’t do it any longer. i hung up the phone, two arms came around my waist hugging me from the back. 

“you’re quitting your job for me?” changmin kissed the side of my neck then turned me around to face him. i laughed rolling my eyes putting my arms around his shoulders. i seriously missed him more than anything in the entire world. 

“i guess i am.” i smiled shrugging looking down. real life doesn’t bring your first love back, only in stories. i was living in a fairy tale. 

“i guess you’re going to be our new female member then. unless...” he kissed the top of my nose then pulled me close to him before looking around to see if there was anyone around before leaning to whisper into my ear. 

“you want to be my girl. either way you’ll be mine. your choice baby. everything is up to you my girl.” 

#ji changmin #changmin #the boyz #the boyz imagines #the boyz scenarios #the boyz smut #the boyz fluff #the boyz angst #kpop #kpop angst #kpop scenarios #kpop smuts #kpop imagines #lee sangyeon #sangyeon #bae jacob #jacob #kim younghoon #younghoon #lee hyunjae #hyunjae #kevin moon #kevin #lee juyeon #juyeon #choi chanhee #new #chanhee #ju haknyeon #haknyeon

[dourpeep]

Hehe, I am honoured to have the title of honey anon bestowed upon me! Everyone here is so nice so I'm happy to join your lil community!! :D

I'm doing alright, thank you for asking!! Just dreading midterm season :'). I hope you're having a nice weekend!

And of course! Please don't feel the need to be constantly writing. Everyone deserves as much as a break they need.

That book sounds fairly interesting! Been awhile since I've read a nonfiction novel so maybe I should pick it up!

That's also a very nice story for how you got involved in sewing and embroidery! It's really nice to see the designs people are able to make.

Oh! I used to knit in passing when I was younger. Took quite a bit of practice and even then, I had a tendency to make mistakes haha~ Perhaps all your experience with sewing and embroidery will make it come easier? I wish you all the best with it if you give it another go!

- honey

Wait did I mention how honey is my favorite nickname?? Yeah there's just something about it nodnod

Like I nicknamed one of my friends (who's x2 my size and undoubtly strong. He lifted me onto his shoulder and started walking away at one point b/c I was being a smartass and told him that he'd have to literally pick me up- I think it's clear why what happened happened) "honey bunny" which was: 1. hilarious and 2. cute too because like...the gap moe...

nodnod

Also there's so many other nicknames with "honey". Honey bun, honey bear--uh I can't think of any other at the moment. But like!!!! Just in general its a really cute pet name?? Just like it's namesake nodnod. Sweet with a little bit of warmth. Lots of warm and fuzzies.

Oh wait

Midterms OTL I forgot about those-

I'm absolutely horrid at taking tests. I can go on and on about whatever it is that grabs my interest but the second it is put in test form? Nope. Not happening. I'd be a straight A student if it weren't for tests.

(gonna put a cut)

Ehe--I feel like I should be writing because otherwise I'm just doing whatever chores around the house and also Genshin and that's about it--save for when I do all my hw on the weekends. Which actually probably is the problem. If I just did hw over the week it'd feel as if I'm doing more even though it's the same amount of work and effort.

Buuuut I like my free time because that means I can take a nap without worrying about assignments being due.

The book itself is pretty short, namely because it is like an in-depth Q-and-A but also not quite? Also the font is on the large size, at least in my opinion. Or...I think it is?? It's been a while since I've opened said book.

Well, regardless, it's very interesting! Definitely a lot of stuff going on and it's fun to pick up and read if you're bored or just want to learn something new along the lines of death and such.

Ahaha the funny thing with the knitting--I actually am good at crochet. So you'd think that it'd translate into knitting as well since they're pretty similar but one uses a hook and the other uses needles instead...so you just replace the hook + your hand with needles...

But

It still has yet to sink into my head nodnod. For now, I suppose I'll just stick to loom knitting OTL OTL OTL I have a scarf that could've been done years ago but I only do it when I get really bored. Though. Technically it is done. It's uh...well above my head height. I don't think I need a scarf that long so perhaps I should just finish it off. But then again I'm a little curious to see how it'd be if I make it even longer.

We'll see then.

#anon asks #honey anon

[florrickandassociates]

TGF Thoughts: 4x04-- The Gang is Satirized and Doesn’t Like It

The gang doesn’t like being satirized and I don’t like this episode.

No episode needs to be 57 minutes long. Is it possible that seeing the runtime put me in a bad mood before watching this episode? Absolutely.

Bianca is still trying to get Lucca to take a week off and come play on the beach. This is weird, right?

She’s using a drone to take a selfie which… yikes. Bianca asks what Lucca has in Chicago to match the beach. Lucca takes a look out the window and instead of seeing FakeChicago, she sees a window washer’s ass crack. Lucca protests that she has work in Chicago and can’t leave (are we going to mention her baby?). Before Bianca can ask more questions, David Lee calls Lucca into a meeting.

A former client who says he’s been “bouncing from one [firm] to the other” (which sort of explains why David Lee and Lucca would both have experience with this client who was at RBL a year ago?) is angry because he’s being defamed by a new play. He says his divorce is in the play and wants to sue.

Lucca ChumHums the playwright and recognizes him as a former associate. She brings the case to Adrian’s attention. Before Adrian understands that confidential info made it into the play, he talks about how you shouldn’t give satire oxygen because it will just go away. Easier said than done, huh, Adrian? 

They DID actually fire Alan North for drug use last year. We never saw the actor but his firing was referenced as precedent for firing Maia. Thanks Alan, I guess? 

(Right, I used to spend most of these recaps complaining about Maia! It is very nice not to be doing that anymore.)

Adrian jumps into the case to prevent the client from suing RBL.

We have to see the scene that ended the last episode again. That’s a little clumsy. Maybe trim the stuff we’ve already seen in an episode that’s this long? 

How does Jay POSSIBLY know that one specific dude up at STRL is blocking Diane from searching “What is Memo 618” on Bar-Swarm? I have questions.

Diane immediately heads upstairs to ask this dude about Memo 618. Jay wonders if that’s smart and Diane doesn’t care. As I said to an anon earlier, I feel like now is the time to get a journalist on the case.

Even though Diane storms upstairs uninvited, she’s told “they’re waiting for you.” Creepy.

Diane meets a lot of people, including Bryan Kneef (of internet blocking fame) and a dude who won’t stop hiccuping. 

Oh GOD are we going to have to hear one of these stupid stories from Mr. Firth in every single episode? No fucking wonder this episode is so long. 

Bryan is mad at Diane for poaching his clients. Diane has no idea what he’s talking about. Diane seems to know that her investigator is checking his clients to figure out why he’s blocking her internet. Does Diane actually know Jay is investigating his clients? Or is she just assuming that’s how he found out who was doing the blocking? Because literally as soon as Diane heard Kneef’s name she ran upstairs; there would be no time for her or Jay to begin looking into his clients. 

Mr. Firth asks for Diane not to steal Kneef’s clients and Kneef not to block Diane’s internet access. They agree, but it’s clear neither of them are going to stop doing what they were doing. 

Jay discovers that one of Kneef’s cases disappeared… when he was losing.

Oh, Caleb’s last name is Garlin, not Garland. Noted. Also, I think I mistakenly said STRL was British a few weeks ago. It doesn’t appear to be. 

Marissa bothers Caleb again and asks him to tell her a joke. He does, but she’s unimpressed. 

Caleb has a photographic memory. I like Caleb so far. I feel like he’s kind of what they wanted Finn to be-- a charming good guy. But we’ll see; it’s early yet. 

Caleb gives Diane the number of a legal code the judge needed to review. In a sequence that goes on 30 seconds too long, Diane discovers this code redirects to another code, which redirects right back endlessly. Fun! 

When Diane goes to check a physical book, she discovers all the legal books are fake. Sounds about right. 

Ah, this terrible attorney who hits on young women is back because of reasons related to the other case that disappeared. Marissa is now helping Diane with her 618 quest, maybe because she’s met this creep before?

Diane offers to represent him (he’s being sued for doing a shitty job on disappearing case).

Meanwhile, Adrian and Charlotte go to see “Cocksucker in Chains”, which turns out to be about an African American firm populated by characters who are clearly supposed to be the RBL partners. Julius narrates the play, Adrian likes to be dominated by the Diane character while roleplaying a slave to Diane’s dominatrix (yikes), etc. Adrian is named “Aiden” and Diane is “Dana”. This seems like a good time to remind you all of the original TGW character names from the Pilot outline: Alicia Follick, David Follick (and David Follick Jr.!!!), Dawna Lockhart, and Will Garvin.

The first time through, I was appreciative (and shocked) we got so few scenes from the play. Usually if the Kings have a device like this, we tend to get… more of the device than is necessary. Y’all know how this one turns out. 

This play, from what we see of it, looks kind of terrible. That said, I think it’s SUPER realistic, and interesting, that a low-level black associate would see all the white people coming into the firm as “dominating” a black man who gets off on being submissive. I don’t think that’s an accurate characterization of Adrian’s actions but if you don’t know his reasoning or how things played out, it absolutely could seem like Diane has all the power. And I imagine that young, idealistic lawyers who signed on to work at a firm that was proudly all-black would not have been thrilled by Diane’s sudden appearance and all of the changes that followed. Remember how in season one RBL had things it stood for and then Barbara left and then all it stood for was money?

Relatedly, remember that little throwaway line about how Barbara donated MORE money to HRC than Diane Lockhart did? Heh.

Adrian, as the episode title indicates, DOES NOT LIKE BEING SATIRIZED and tells Lucca they need to shut the play down. That escalated quickly.

Please explain to me how I accidentally memorized the name of the actor playing Kovac but didn’t memorize the character’s name. 

Diane tells Liz and Adrian about her latest Memo 618 adventure and Adrian keeps asking why this matters. “I’m not asking for your permission; I’m just filling you in,” Diane notes. “Maybe you should be asking for our permission,” Adrian counters because he does not want to be dominated by Diane. “Maybe. But I’m not,” she responds.

Liz thinks that Adrian acted weirdly. Adrian explains he doesn’t like how Diane insinuates she can overrule them. Liz has no idea what Adrian is talking about. So he explains the play. Liz still doesn’t think it’s a big deal and asks to take it over.

She then gets Caleb involved-- I guess Lucca is just done working now? Okay? It was nice to have Lucca scenes in this episode while it lasted!!! 

Liz and Caleb go to see the play and now we get to see the scenes where Liz is satirized. Fake Liz sings, because of COURSE they are going to have the FAKE version of her sing. Her song is about how her daddy is a sexual predator. It’s quite upsetting.

Liz and Caleb stay for a Q&A in which the playwright says the client in the play was “based on” (not “inspired by”). (Actually this happens after my second bullet but meh)

Then there’s a white woman who goes on a rant that feels too ridiculous to be true but apparently it’s lifted almost verbatim from an actual incident that happened at a Slave Play Q&A (I am not New York enough to have gotten the reference without the internet’s help). 

Monica is back! Yay Monica! Nikki just needs to show up on Evil next season and she’ll have been on every Kings show. 

Blah blah 618 blah blah. I don’t dislike this arc but I don’t have much to say about it. Like, I get it, corporations are powerful and the law is fake and this is a way of commenting on the insanity of the world while backing away from the politics. But other than saying that and enjoying the twists and turns… I don’t have anything to add.

Man, I miss character based drama. That’s not a criticism of the show, but this recap format is way less interesting (to write, and probably to read) when I don’t have anything to sink my teeth into.

Adrian doesn’t want to settle because now Adrian is mad. The client gets what he wants and Adrian insists they keep going. I mean, if the episode stopped now it would be a reasonable, even short, episode, and we’ve got fifty seven whole minutes to fill..

Liz is also on board to prolong the case. Lucca, who actually has perspective, tells Adrian he’s not acting in the client’s best interest. Adrian denies it. LOL, sure. 

At this exact moment Lucca receives (and looks at) a text from Bianca, who is still pursuing her. Tempting.

Liz asks Marissa if she’s heard of Cocksucker in Chains. She has, and she is getting a “gang” together to go see it, because of course she is.

David Lee enjoys the play. Diane and Kurt, less so. Julius and his wife do not like it at all. Also apparently we HAD seen Julius’s wife before and I somehow FORGOT?????

Play!Julius monologuing about justice makes Real!Julius reevaluate his decisions. 

Then we get into this weird Diane and Kurt sex plot that is kind of about the idea of problematic kinks (like getting off on watching a fake version of your white wife whip a black man) but is mostly just an excuse for fanservice in the form of Christine Baranski in sexy get-ups. She’s got an amazing figure, but does that alone justify this subplot? (I say no.)

(Also I’d be way more invested in a plotline about McHart’s sex life if it didn’t begin and conclude in the back half of a single episode. It’s sparked by the play-- not any ongoing issues-- and concludes in a cute way so to me it is… nothing.)

Marissa goes undercover as a playwright. Everyone in the group dislikes the writer of Cocksucker in Chains… a lot. They hand over the drafts easily.

Liz and Caleb spend a late night reading smut said by fake Liz in an early draft script to each other. Over it already. I was never a fan of boss/employee plots, and in this era, with this character who has SO MUCH potential but never really gets plotlines of her own, I have zero patience for this bullshit. Liz deserves better.

What really confuses me is that somehow Liz/Caleb is supposed to be about… investigating what interracial relationships are like???? If they’re so insistent on showing this can’t they… do something other than this? Random stranger at a bar?

I do not like this thing that is happening to Liz where whenever she gets a plot of her own it’s about fucking someone she shouldn’t be fucking. I haven’t forgotten what the writers did to Geneva Pine in late season seven for LITERALLY NO REASON. 

Liz would not flirt with an employee. Like, just stop. Liz has spent the last year coming to terms with her father being a serial assailant and we are going to deal with that by… having her make eyes at Caleb? That is not interesting or complicated.

And, tbh, it’s especially insulting to Liz when none of this feels motivated in character and ALL of it feels motivated in “we need a sexy forbidden romance so we can explore themes.” Get this plot away from Liz. 

This episode is too long, in case I haven’t already said that enough times.

And now the scene in which Bryan Kneef, the latest Rebel Dude Lawyer, says the word “ass” many times. I repeat: this episode is too long. 

Mr. Firth talks to Diane about pursuing 618. I don’t understand Mr. Firth’s deal. Why does he let Diane continue? Is he just a person who happens to be powerful who is actually trying to do a fair job and be understanding? This show just doesn’t have characters like that so you see why I am skeptical.

Again with the window washers. Of all the symbols of the problems with office life, this one?! (It plays especially poorly right now-- I wish that my biggest problem with my workspace was that there are people cleaning the windows to make my view nicer and not, you know, that my current workspace is my bedroom.) 

Firth goes to see Lucca next. Lucca says she doesn’t like her new standing desk. Wait. They got desks that are standing ONLY without consulting the employees? 

This scene is succeeding in making me miss the standing desk that I’ve only ever used as a standing desk, like, twice. 

No one on this show has a monitor at their desk. I wonder if that’s true to life for law firms. 

Now Bianca has found a way to make it part of Lucca’s JOB to come hang out at the beach and this is making me uncomfortable. Firth tells Lucca to go, even though Lucca shares her concern that Bianca just wants a friend. Firth somehow has a similar story to share and tells Lucca “the rich are not like us.” K. Sure. Maybe we can get away with calling Lucca well-off instead of rich but Firth? Rich. Maybe not ultra wealthy but dude is rich. 

SERIOUSLY what is with the window washers?

Enjoy this scene of Diane the dominatrix, fans. It’s here for you. 

(I don’t mean that snarkily against fans. I mean that snarkily against the show.)

The stock footage clip with the moon over Chicago is one of the more interesting stock footage clips I’ve seen the show use (plus it actually looks like the neighborhood Diane would live in!)

Oh I am just so thrilled that at the 44 minute mark, we are starting to do a series of unnecessary scenes in which the characters converse with their actor counterparts. What a good use of time.

And the sad thing is that I should like this device… but I don’t. None of this is actually building up the characters for me? How invested can I be in Diane and Kurt’s sex life problems when I’ve known about them for less than half of the episode? How interested can I be in deconstructing 

And I don’t need a scene of Julius debating if he should be honest or not, because the scene of him watching the play was enough to make me understand he’s having doubts about complying with 618.

And you know what I REALLY, TRULY, DO NOT NEED? ALL OF THIS ATROCIOUS LIZ/CALEB PLOT. 

Why is Play Liz so horny? What about Real Liz made the playwright write Liz to be like this? And if it’s not accurate, why is it getting under Liz’s skin like this? I get the Diane one because it was a turn-on and it makes Diane wonder about dominating (outside of the bedroom, too). I get the Adrian one because I mean holy shit that’s a big claim to make. And I get the Julius one because Julius loves to be the voice of reason/hear his own voice and feels like a hypocrite. But Liz? What the fuck is this nonsense?

Liz saying “I’m his boss” and talking about HR does not excuse the fact that we are pretending a boss/employee romance is a good plotline in 2020. And I’m so confused about why THIS is the way they are choosing to explore an interracial relationship.

I have watched TV shows before so obviously as soon as I saw Liz get on the elevator, I knew from the fact that we were watching her leave… she wasn’t going to leave. She was going to go and fuck her employee. Great writing guys. 

This also managed to remind me of all my anger at the Red Team Blue Team Willicia kiss (they previewed it as a sneak peak and I was excited that it it didn’t end with them kissing because that’s so cliche… then I watched the episode and I’m still furious about it in season four of the spinoff.) so thanks for that too, writers. 

Why is Fake Liz’s stupid song so goddamn long? 

“Oh God help me,” Liz says as she knowingly goes to make an incredibly stupid decision I have NOT A SINGLE REASON to believe she would make. But this is The Good Fight, and on The Good Fight we care about plot more than characters. 

(Oh. I am in a bad mood.) 

The client wants out of the suit because… I mean, duh? He got what he wanted and this should have stopped at like the 20 minute mark?

If I never had to see another one of these “boss and employee awkwardly talk in the office about how it’s nbd they fucked last night” scenes again I would be OVER THE MOON. I watched all of Willicia and I will rewatch all of Willicia, is that not enough?! 

I do like Caleb so far, but man, that just makes this worse! I like Caleb and I like Liz and maybe I could even like them together but I am so furious they’re doing the boss/employee thing it just makes me sad to see this happen to characters I like. 

Diane is now circling the word “ass” in transcripts of the deposition, but the suit’s been dropped because the suit was settled for 1.8 million. (I am sure that’s a lot to the victim and absolutely nothing to the corporation.) 

Also Kovac brings Diane a bird because WE LOVE WACKINESS ON THE GOOD FIGHT. 

And now for a scene in which a mysterious visitor gives Kurt a warning to stop Diane from pursuing something dangerous. I thought we were done with this. This shit is what I hated about the Book Club arc in season three: the stakes got too high for me to take it seriously. They run the risk of doing the same with Memo 618. Keep it small scale. 

Kurt tells Diane about his visitor, and Kurt and Diane both recognize that this is similar to what happened last year, so at least there’s continuity. 

Diane says this isn’t about politics. I mean. Not overtly. But that’s the point. This whole arc is a thinly veiled way of exploring how the legal system breaks down when there’s no enforcement, and lack of enforcement is tied to politics, so… is this really as apolitical as Diane wants it to seem? Certainly it’s less political than Book Club but I don’t think a radical group should be the benchmark.

Diane promises she’ll drop 618, then gets an idea to spice up her sex life by modifying her dominatrix costume into a sexy cowgirl costume. (Diane is not going to drop 618. This is episode 4.)

Did Diane just grab a gun from the bathroom? Why are there guns in the bathroom? I guess it makes sense if she was planning this.

Oh and that’s the end of the episode!!! I DID IT!!!! I MADE IT THROUGH HIS EPISODE A SECOND TIME!

#the good fight #tgfthoughts

[apotomelimma]

You’re cool! You’ve stopped replying though to me and Idk if I did something or you got bored? You’re a great writer tho!

you are very lucky that i didn’t answer this at fuck ass in the morning and took time to cool down to think a response over. as everyone knows, i am pigeon, i do my thing and on occasion i do quick responses when i have time. now two things should have happened here.

you could have messaged me off anon, i would have civiliy replied with on eof a few things. that you’re already in my q something i do to keep my blog activity up as well as to not be overhwlmed with drafts when i do get the opportunity to get online or that hey maybe i missed your response and didnt draft it because tumblr fucked up or i forgot to add it to my drafts or maybe i lost interest because i couldn’t figure out what to write next

now for the other thing. as a beautiful bisexual singer once said, i don’t owe you a god damn thing. my time is extremely valuable. i don’t get a lot of it to myself. i work quite a lot and am preparing to take a second job {for the last two years i have been working two or three at a time until it took a severe and i mean severe down turn}. roleplaying is something i just recently took up again which means i do it when i want to. this is not a job. this is suppose to be fun. 

there is etiquette, mostly unsaid about this replies stuff. you just don’t say anything like for example message someone directly about declining to rp with them because you just don’t want to {DON’T DO IT} it just makes people feel bad. that and give it some time to recieve some. some people don’t have a lot of free time. if you have free time, the rule of thumb is to allow a week or two. then message, honestly with me because of my q, allow more time i have replies scheduled even for a month in advance. 

sometimes like with my darling @lifeslines or even @misshclly or so you’ll see a lot more because they’re my lovelies and i LOVE THEM to absolute pieces. 

the reason this is so god damn length is because i want to say one thing. my time is valuable, this is not a job, this is for enjoyment something my depressed ass doesn’t have often. so please, message me directly and i’ll attempt to be civil, but i’ll let you know i was pissed to get this this morning. my real life comes before anything, that includes taking care of me & my needs. 

#pigeon answers #i miss being able to format these things

[willelbyers]

can we get some romantic elmax + going on a waffle date?

The answer is yes, anon! Thank you for the prompt!

(Three years after Season 2. We’ve got some established elmax, a little background byeler, some lumax friendship/past relationship, implied stoncy if you squint, and a Jennifer Hayes cameo. It’s all under the cut. I hope you like it!)

Here’s the problem: Max doesn’t really like breakfast. In all her seventeen years on the planet, she never has. There’s no reason for it, she just… doesn’t. That means pancakes, cereal, bacon (that one’s okay, it’s used in sandwiches and Max is definitively not a vegetarian), and, most offensively, waffles. Max doesn’t like waffles.

The Byers-Hopper family only is made aware of this one day, the summer before senior year, when Will offers Eggos to El and Max, who are on the couch in his family’s living room.

“Pass,” Max tells Will. “I’m not a huge breakfast fan.”

“But… they’re waffles,” El says, brow furrowing.

“I know,” Max replies confusedly. “I don’t really like them.”

“No,” El says decisively, and Max frowns at her.

“What?”

“I’m not going out with someone who doesn’t like waffles,” El tells her calmly.

Max snorts. “Yeah, you obviously are. I am someone who doesn’t like waffles. And unless I’ve been hallucinating the last five months, I’m dating you.”

“I can confidently say you weren’t hallucinating,” Will laughs as he walks past, the door to the fridge swinging closed. Then he frowns. “Unless we’re both hallucinating, which isn’t out of the question and wouldn’t be out of character for me.”

El laughs. “You’re not hallucinating. But, Max, no girlfriend of mine will dislike waffles, so we’re going to go out. Will, we’re not working tonight, right?”

He thinks for a minute. “No. That’s good timing, though, I’m inviting Mike over.”

“Who’s surprised?” Max mutters. “Not me.”

Will gives her a look. “Have fun,” he says before sweeping down the hall.

“El,” Max says once El’s brother’s door clicks shut, “you’re not really going to take me out for breakfast at night, are you?”

El grins, grabbing her by the collar and pressing a kiss to the corner of her mouth. “You know me. Am I the joking type?”

“No,” Max sighs, wrapping an arm around her. “No, you’re not.”

“Like… Lucas, I love her, but this is… not worth it,” Max complains, spinning in her desk chair.

Lucas grins at her, hanging upside-down off of her bed. “That’s a lie, it’s totally worth it. Never thought I’d see the day: MadMax Mayfield, bemoaning going out with a pretty girl.”

“Ha ha, Sinclair,” she rolls her eyes. “The problem’s not El and you know it. I just… don’t like breakfast and now I have to eat it on a date with her? Ugh.”

“Max, come on,” he says, trying to appeal to her reason. “It’s not a big deal. Just go out with your girlfriend, have a nice night, eat a waffle (just half if you need to), kiss her, and go home.”

She sighs dramatically. “But they don’t even taste good! Like, why is she so obsessed with them? It’s just… gooey wheat stuff cooked until it’s basically a deformed pancake. And I don’t even like pancakes!”

“Jesus, Max,” Lucas laughs. “You know, sometimes, I wonder, ‘huh, why did we break up? It was a good relationship. We both liked it. She was very open about her sexuality but that included boys and more specifically me, so we were all good. She was chill.’ Then you go bananas over a waffle date.”

“You forgot the part where I accidentally fell for the psychic girl,” Max snorts, flicking a pice of paper at his forehead, and he tries do dodge but he’s still upside-down so he just ends up sliding onto the ground in a heap.

“You’re an idiot, Sinclair.”

“So I’ve been told, Mayfield.”

Max greets El outside of the diner where El usually works. She’s not wearing her uniform, as promised, and instead has gone with jeans that probably are Will’s, sneakers that definitely used to belong to Nancy, a button up shirt that is undoubtedly Joyce’s, and the nice jacket Max bought her for her birthday last year. Her hair is straight, most likely through the virtue of the hair iron that is El and Mike’s joint property (and occasionally Dustin’s, if they’re all sleep-deprived enough), and brushes her shoulders.

Max suddenly feels a little self-conscious, hyper-aware of her own rumpled button-up, blue sweatshirt, and usual jeans and sneakers. Her wild hair blows into her face and she brushes it back. “You look nice,” she says nonchalantly, and her voice sounds foreign to her own ears for a moment because get it together, Mayfield!

“Thank you,” El replies promptly, smiling. “You do, too.”

“Sure,” Max laughs. “We’ll go with that.” She offers El and arm and they link their elbows together, walking into the diner. The girl acting as hostess for the night is unfamiliar and asks for a name, but there’s a plan for that.

“Actually,” El says, voice quiet beneath the music and the talking, “could we speak to Jennifer? Tell her Jane and Max are here.” The girl—her name tag reads Alice—looks confused, but nods and turns, disappearing into the back. She returns a moment later with Jennifer Hayes in tow, who’s already smiling brightly.

“Jane! Max! Hi!” she chirps, and El grins.

“Hey, Jen,” she says as Jennifer starts to lead them away from a perplexed Alice. “Thanks for the assist.”

“Not a problem,” Jennifer replies, winking at the both of them. “Just wasn’t expecting to see you here tonight, since it’s your day off.”

El laughs. “It turns out this weirdo right here doesn’t like waffles, and this is the best 24-hour breakfast place in town to change that.”

“Playing nice with the manager even on your day off,” Max grins at her. “Also, right, I’m the weirdo.”

“So, just a table for two? No Mike and Will tonight?” Jennifer asks, and El shakes her head.

“Yeah, table for two. My brother said they were going to be at our house. I’ll tell them you asked about them, though.”

They stop in front of a door, way in the back, and Jennifer smiles. “As lovely as this conversation is, I should probably just seat you guys and get back. Alice is a good worker but a handful when trying to follow instructions, and we’re still not sure if we can let her in on the secret. Have a nice date, Jane, Max.”

The “secret” being the door they’re in front of—the door behind which is a secret room in the diner for the couples who are… less than conventional, like El and Max or Mike and Will. Or those who aren’t quite couples at all, because according to Nancy, she, Jonathan, and Steve used to frequent the room together during her senior year of high school. Sure enough, Jennifer opens the door and there are a few couples in there—though Max does spot Jen’s girlfriend Katie in a corner booth, reading a book alone.

If there’s one thing the Q Room (they’d thought about calling it the Rainbow Room but it made El wince and was too on-the-nose anyway), as they call it, is good for other than secret dates, it’s the fact that you learn who to trust. They’d known about Jen earlier, because Will had become good friends with her a year after the Mind Flayer incident, but then she’d introduced them all to other kids—quite a few more than expected, considering the town.

Jennifer sits them down and doesn’t bother giving them menus, instead jotting down a quick waffle order on her notepad. Then she goes over to Katie, says something that makes her laugh, and sweeps out of the room.

There aren’t really uncomfortable silences between Max and El anymore—El doesn’t talk a lot unless engaged in conversation, so quiet is just something you have to get used to. That, and the tendency to make things float. So they drift in and out of short exchanges, Max rubbing absent circles over El’s knuckles on top of the table.

“I’m so glad this place exists,” Max says as Jack, another waiter, sets down two waffle plates. El raises an eyebrow, a little startled by the sudden change from talking about sea turtles, but nods to say that she’s listening. “You know,” she continues. “Just… a place where Troy or anyone won’t try to beat us up—not that he could, but still.”

Jack grimaces understandingly as he refills their water glasses but doesn’t interrupt, which Max appreciates. Once he’s gone, Max picks up her fork and knife and hesitantly cuts a piece of waffle.

El fixes her with a stare. “Yeah,” she smiles. “I know. I’m glad, too.”

Max beams at El, then, because this place is safe, and they’re girlfriends, and it’s just all so brilliant. And, not that Max will ever admit it, El’s smile even makes a waffle taste good.

Hope y’all enjoyed, especially you, anon! As always, my Ao3 account is here, and my message box is open if anyone wants to drop some more prompts!

~Logan

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[merydenrr]

Good people of Merydenrr, I am howling.

1) Renee trying to pull off some revisionist history, like how she claimed she started dating Dean in 2013 (when she was still with Norm btw) and then deleted all traces of him off her social media so nobody would know. Renee, the only reason these rumors about you and Ric Flair came up again was because you flapped like a panicked duck and shut him down when he tried to bring up a ‘funny story’ concerning you, him and a hotel. Everyone who pays attention to this stuff had moved on. The way you acted (y'know, guiltily) brought it back. But God forbid the wittle pwincess gets blamed for that. No, it’s just 'haters’ online that started it, not people with brains who saw how you panicked and put two and two together.

2) And once more for the dunces before they pathetically troll here again: we didn’t start the rumor about Renee and Ric Flair. That originated from Greg Gagne, who claimed in an interview that Ric drunkenly exposed himself to Renee and an unnamed, unmarried female interviewer last year (a few months after Renee’s 1am backyard 'wedding’ to Dean) and invited them up to his hotel room (also even when we discussed it here, some anons said Gagne has a history of exaggerating things so we shouldn’t take his word seriously). Also we weren’t the ones who 'leaked’ the marriage license (why do people think we did that? Doesn’t that 'prove’ that everything we say is wrong? Idk): that was either Renee herself or someone acting on behalf on BMP to generate viewers for Total Divas (which Renee and Dean were still part of before being shitcanned for being too boring). And we’re not the ones who gave Renee grief when she failed to post a 'happy couple pic’ for Dean’s birthday. That was shippers getting angry that she didn’t give them their fix, and her being a snippy snot on Twitter by going 'Not everything needs to be documented.’

3) 'Haters.’ Really. As I recall, it was just one person going ham in your Instagram comments section. One person bringing up the Ric Flair story and calling you a cheating slut. I see three things here:

a) Renee being such a big weenie that one person saying mean things about her on her social media made her disable comments. This is someone who’s worked in the sports entertainment industry for over fifteen years, and who has aspirations to be an actress in Hollywood. And she’s letting one Joe Q. Public get to her like this. 

b) Renee deliberately looking around online for people who were talking about the Ric Flair rumors, so she can claim 'haters’ in the plural. Because as I said before, it was just ONE person in her IG peeing in her sandbox. She’d have to actively look on forums and fan pages to see people discussing it. Or….

c) Renee lying about 'haters’ so she can gain sympathy for being so brave in the face of people saying mean things about her on the Internet. Just like she lied about getting 'death threats’ when she and Dean were interviewed for a freebie local magazine (aside: still find it hilarious how Dean interrupted her and brought the question back to his own experiences with crazy fans. Nice 'husb’ ya got there, Renee. Ignores your haters and talks about wanting to host The Bachelor because he thinks the host gets to fuck the contestants backstage). One person = haters, and because she disabled and deleted comments from that post, nobody would be none the wiser. Except us, of course. Cos we’re careful enough to screencap everything she posts in case she goes on a mass deletion spree.

4) 'I laugh at my haters! That’s why I flounced and disabled comments on my Instagram! Lemme show you meanies how much I don’t care by bringing up the rumors again in another post I made so my 'friends’ and minions can defend me! See how much I don’t care?? PAY ATTENTION TO ME, DAMNIT!’

I expect a couple pic in the immediate future, or Dean being summoned from wherever the hell he lives (cos there sure as shit isn’t any sign he lives in that gaudy house) to do damage control on behalf of 'wifey’ for her shitty podcast. Oh wait, I forgot: Renee claims that she and Dean had a fight over his decision to wear a stained T-shirt out when they went to walk the dog.

But like Renee said, we shouldn’t believe everything we hear in podcasts, right?

Howling.

[fyodorsuggestions]

Hey no one's fucking talking to you but since you wanna be included. This is your fault too, taking in Q and starting that whole annoying as fuck RP. No one else even got a real chance to participate with all the fucking "pieces" you kept putting out. Half of them weren't even good! It was just torture porn.

Firstly; No one’s talking to me? Didn’t you know? Everyone’s talkingto me always, I’m God; I hear all, see all, am all. Additionally, you’reattacking Yumeno, my ward and I can’t have that now can I you insignificant roach.

Secondly; my fault? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot this rp blog wasdedicated to making you and only you happy. How callous of me, next time I’llmake doubly sure you approve of my every move; I won’t take a shit without yoursay so.

Thirdly: The Rp. Hmm, I think we’ve finally gotten to the realheart of the matter here. Did someone want to join in but was waiting for thatsweet, sweet exclusive invitation that absolutely no one received? We allplanned bits and pieces of this RP, sure there were points at the verybeginning where some people didn’t know what was going on but that was quicklyfixed. As for ‘no one else got a chance to participate’ well now I knowyou’re talking out of your ass though I had my suspicions before.

Since you’re stalking through the blogs, how could you havepossibly missed the master post @chuuyasuggestions so kindly put together forus of all the pieces that were involved in the RP. An RP which was notstructured around the standard response format but rather involved individualpieces which had the option of playing off each other or being their owncontained piece with reference to the overarching conflict at the time. I suggestyou go look, all of the pieces were quite good.

Fourth, and finally, concerning my own pieces; A) I am thevillain of this entire plot and as such would be the one doing the most toheighten the conflict. When everyone else is involved in planning of a rescue,there isn’t much for them to actually do, when the villain is involved in someactual torture then of course there’s a story there.

B) Well look at you anon! You’ve learnt how to read andcomprehend what you’ve read! Now if only you could find that thing we callbasic human decency and even go so far as to use it. Yes my pieces were what amountedto torture porn, each was tagged and warned, each was never meant to be morethan that because somehow, and stay with me on this, even narratives whichfocus on nothing more than gruesome gore can be interesting and captivating.Shocking, I know.

In conclusion, it is the fault of no one here that you are such an unpleasantand unhappy person, you clearly have some things you need to work through and Ihope you get the support you need. However, that does not excuse your terriblebehaviour or attacks on these blogs, especially Yumeno who’s done nothing butexist. You’re jealous of them which is plain to see, did they steal the spotlightyou never had? Did they show you how nasty of a person you really are by interactingwith others in a pleasant way? Either of these or none of these, it doesn’tmatter which, are no excuse for your behaviour and I suggest you turn off allyour electronic devices and go apologise to the nearest tree for all the oxygenits produced that you’ve wasted on your hate and vitriol. 

Closing remarks; piss yourself.

#anon #fantastical asks

[heero-yuy]

Your interpretation of lance and keith is interesting, but the reason I don't really buy it is that the factual evidence your are basing it upon is not that reliable (it's obvious for the maze one, the others are more ambiguous). I mean it in a totally non-offensive way, but maybe instead of focusing on the characters and their actions as if they were real people, it would be interesting to take a step back, and rather think about the choices made by the writers and animators of the series? 1/

Of course as I said this is just a pov, I really enjoy reading your scene and character analyses! But if you consider the creators, well, maybe in that first scene Keith didn't punch Lance because, 1st what would he have done about Shiro, & 2nd, because it would have taken more screentime to resolve the situation?(+maybe other reasons?)This applies to other situations as well, such as in s2e1, with the fire(it bring meaning to the scene?) or their body language on the poster(a q° of balance?)2/2

Well Keith could have kicked him I guess, his legs are totally free, told him to step back.. lot’s of stuff really. The point was that it’s kinda out of character for Keith to trust these 3 so fast considering he knows nothing about either of them. 

And yeah, you can say the writers just needed to get them all together real fast and didn’t care how out of character they made this, but I’d like to think they know what they are doing and that there are reasons behinds stuff. Not behind everything ofcourse, but most things.

Like, a way better introduction would be having Keith’s “Leeroy Jenkinsplan” fail somehow, and Lance, Hunk and Pidge coming to his rescue and in that way showing him they are trustworthy and on his side. And then it wouldn’t seem so odd he lets them come with him. That dun have to take any more screen time, just make one of em knock a doctor on the head while they got a hold on Keith or somethin... Because like think about it, they really didn’t do anything but being in the way and putting Keith and Shiro in risk during that escape. And yeah, I’d like a better explanation than “Destiny”, cause Keith should have been “good bye suckers” once he’d gotten Shiro on that hovercraft, by all logic. He really didn’t need 3 people to carry Shiro.. Should have left all that non essential weight exactly where he found it.

And the fire was obviously there because they wanted to create an intimate atmosphere, like it’s a touching meaningful moment and it just wouldn’t look the same if it happened in the lion’s cockpit. I am well aware of this. I think I also mentioned that in my post. But it’s still fun to fill in the gaps they leave for us. Like this is where you get your canon compliant fan fics and arts.. (And Keith and Shiro have alot of those “ofscreen potentially really meaningful scenes”..)

And you do say the fire brings meaning to a scene.. But I guess you just disagree about the meaning I suggested? (is this about shipping?)

I dunno, I look at everything from a writers point of view first, and I feel like I usually know what stuff are like “cartoon logic” with nothing behind it (usually, because all those years of being a homestuck are making me overthink absolutely everything haha), you don’t see me complaining and making theories about how it doesn’t makes sense Aliens speak english, and how Kerberos doesn’t look like that, and how Slav is full of BS because that is not how parallel realities work (actually maybe I will rant about this one sometime, this and Kaltenecker, cuz ALIENS DUN JUST TAKE COWS, THEY DO CATTLE MUTILATIONS DAMMIT) or maybe even about how Shiro doesn’t recognize Pidge right away even when seeing a picture of her and Matt... There’s LOTS of stuff that dun make sense that I dun dig into too much..

I’d still point these stuff out, because I just can’t help but notice patterns, details and inconsistencies. And sometimes they will have something behind them, and sometimes not. 

And if the writers didn’t put much thought into a certain something, fans will usually do the work for them, and come up with amazing creative stories and explain it in their own ways. Like that’s one of the fun parts about fandom.

(like lets say the “lion slippers”, they were obviously there to sell a product or as a joke I dunno, but you can like make so many stories about why all the paladins get slippers and bathing suits and other items in their color I guess, like maybe one of the original paladins was like a really sweet person and made like welcome packages for everyone or something... Hand sewed the slippers for everyone as a gift.. and then no one wore them.. Maybe even it was Zarkon’s idea or doing... Maybe that's why he had a fight with Alfor.. Or maybe Alfor made them and Zarkon just refused to wear them and that’s why they had a fight. lot’s of fun stories you can come up with)

And unless you’re like actually one of the Voltron writers on anon just going "But we had to make Keith out of character!!! You don’t know what we are going through and how stingy dreamworks are with the budget!!!” then I will really have to disagree with the “but maybe instead of focusing on the characters and their actions as if they were real people, it would be interesting to take a step back, and rather think about the choices made by the writers and animators of the series?”

Because If you’re a good writer, you will think about these characters as real people, you will think about what they feel, what they think, why they do the things they do, and you will write accordingly, considering all the production limitations. Because that’s what makes characters feel real. And I think the Voltron team did an amazing job with that! I really wouldn't be spending time analyzing scenes and relationships if Voltron didn’t prove to me there’s hidden depths to things(not to everything, but to most things) and the characters are really really well developed and thought through. (and fans do it with shows that have like zero depth behind anything all the time even, cuz it’s fun and people want depth.)

Like it’s so nicely done even the silly stuff kinda you know, dun seem out of character...

Like lets say with that random fire, it really wouldn’t be odd if Keith like suggested “Well, if we make a fire maybe they’ll see it and find us” and Shiro just shrugged and said “worth's a try”. Because they already did something just as stupid with the pyramid when trying to form Voltron. 

Like these character are silly and do silly random stuff like real people do, and are aware of the absurdity of the situations they are in..

And I’m not sure what you mean exactly about the body language..

Actually, you’re being very vague and not making any concrete points on what exactly you’re not agreeing with me about, but if you really wanna argue with me about somethin then you’re welcome to like reblog that post with all your points and receipts. 

I don’t get offended when people disagree with me, and I’m glad if someone points out something I missed or forgot. (as long as it’s not one of those my headcanon is better than your headcanon arguments, cuz I dun have alot of patience for that, headcanons and canon theories are two different things, so these kind of arguments are pointless)

And like no one has to agree with my interpretations (sometimes i dun even agree with them haha) but like if you don’t and you wanna debate or argue then bring it on! I love arguing! But you really gotta be less vague than that..

#replies #it does take me a long time to reply to stuff people say tho #i dun usually check my notifications and i dun have much time #but i usually have ALOT more to say about a subject than i do #Anonymous

[walterblythe87-blog]

The Purpose of this Blog

Throughout the course of this digital and political war we are currently battling, I am going to use this blog to share some of my own thoughts AS WELL as others.  I will write out my own ideas and beliefs and I will share others and give credit where due.  There are a lot of smart and intelligent Patriots out there and we are all just sharing ideas and beliefs. With that being said I am going to repost something I read earlier on The VOAT Great Awakening boards. This is a repost by Diakrisis1 https://www.youtube.com/user/diakrisis1

“I think I finally understand why Q has been so focused on the midterms:This whole movement has always been about WE THE PEOPLE. We aren’t just supposed to sit idly by and wait for some faceless heroic entity to save us from the cabal. We have to stand up and fight for ourselves. We have to make our voices heard loudly and clearly. We have to be involved in the process. We have to willingly participate in our own liberation. We, as a nation, have to CHOOSE to fight back and defeat them. And the only way to do that, outside of unnecessary violence and bloodshed, is through our votes.Nothing really happens to humanity as a whole unless humanity wills it upon itself. The cabal corrupts this idea by manipulating us into CHOOSING slavery, into voluntarily offering them our wrists for them to slap on the shackles. The whole point of Q has always been to get us to break free of them ON OUR OWN. We have always had this power, we just “forgot how to play the game.”Of course there are things we simply cannot do for ourselves, and that’s where our military/special forces, patriotic generals and the rest of the broader Q team comes in. But the goal of Q was never to fight FOR us, it was always to fight WITH us. With the majority of the population being blissfully ignorant of their own captivity, something had to change drastically in order to make this possible. Enter the biggest intel drop in the history of the world, all of it pointing toward our true captors. Our role as anons has only ever been to aggregate and disseminate this intel for the rest of the sheep, and clearly it has been working. Humanity is starting to wake up, but that’s still not enough.For the last year, Q has helped us through this grand realization, this “Great Awakening,” by giving us access to the TRUTH about our slave masters. They have not manipulated us, they have not forced us, they have simply allowed us to figure this out on our own with a little gentle guidance along the way. This information has certainly helped open the eyes of many a sheep. Now, one of the biggest tests of our true resolve is fast approaching: the midterms.This is our chance to finally stand up together and with one voice proclaim that we refuse to be enslaved any longer. When this happens, the cabal will truly be toast. This is what Q has been preparing us for all this time. When we vote in November, when the tidal wave of our righteous anger washes over Washington DC, we will be giving Q our consent; it will be the green light, the go-ahead to act on our behalf and finally, fully drain the swamp. Without our consent, without our participation, all of this will have been for nothing, and Q would be no better than our previous slave masters.The Q program, all the intel drops over the past year culminating with the upcoming midterms, have only ever been about WE THE PEOPLE taking back OUR freedom on our own. We had to do it ourselves. This was always the plan.“

- repost by Diakrisis1 https://www.youtube.com/user/diakrisis1

There it is fellow Patriots, we all need to do our part and get out and fight the good fight for the good of our country.  We need to be able to put the good of the country over the good of ourselves.  Talk to your friends and family and neighbors and GET OUT AND VOTE this November. Stay vigilant and stay safe patriots. WWG1WGA

-Walter Blythe a.k.a Wolfie