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stubz · 5 months
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another humans are space orcs/humans are space oddities who run a care centre for alien younglings
"Excuse me, caretaker Kim?"
"Yes Tarlak?"
"Can Mira spend a night cycle at my home?"
"Uhhh, your gonna have to ask her parents for that. Do you want me to ask them for you?"
"Are you not one of her parents?"
"No..? What gave you that idea?"
"Because she has called you 'mama' 3 times before. As have Fredric, Yasmine, and several other human children...except for Danny...he called you 'papa'."
"Oooh, right, right, uh I'm actually not anyone's parent."
"...then why do they call you that? It does not make sense."
"Well, as you know, humans can form connections with just about anyone and sometimes those connections resemble the ones we have with our family members. So when kids call me mom or sometimes dad even, it's because I remind them of that parent."
"Remind? But you look nothing like Mira's mom."
"Yeah, but I remind her of how she feels with her mom. Does that make sense?"
"Yes, that is understood. Thank you for explaining this to me *whistle chirp*"
"Yeah no problem. Wish I could whistle like that."
A few days later...
"Kim!"
"Oh, hey Max!"
"How did you and every other parent...become a thing?"
"I'm sorry what now???"
"Look, I know you guys have been pretty quiet about it but, come on. Having the kids call you mom or the equivalent of mom in public? Pretty obvious buddy."
"...is that what they've been calling me?"
"You didn't know? How did you not know?? See this is why you should have taken linguistics with me...wait does this mean your not dating every other parent?"
"Max, the fact that you think I have that much game is the most flattering thing anyone has ever thought of me."
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my first contribution to the dunmeshi fandom: Marcille lesbian jealousy
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artistmarchalius · 3 months
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Broppy Capture AU, where Branch didn’t confess after World Tour, but a love confession when all hope seems lost is just what they need to free themselves from Velvet and Veneer.
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s0bk · 1 month
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i <3 gay dragons !!!!!!
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squintydrawafist · 1 year
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Damian gets a pet peafowl for his birthday (sent by his mom so it's also a ninja peafowl)
Damian has two choices here (okay three but where's the fun in that) Either name the bird 'Peaman' or 'Batcock'
Peaman the Batcock and Jerry the turkey become gay bird lovers
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Bruce: "I'm gonna have to veto the Batcock part of this pet's name" Damian: "Coward" Jason: "Hypocrite" Bruce: "How???" Jason: "You let Dick go by 'Dick'"
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Steph: "Would you rather Damian name him 'Batpea the Mancock'?" Duke: "Or 'Peabat the Cockman'?" Bruce: "Stop"
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Dick: "I would like to propose the peacock be named 'Soup,' cause I thought that's what we were talking about." Damian: "No, it's too late. This is Batcock the Peaman." Alfred: "I think 'Soup' is an excellent name for a peacock." Dick: "Thank you, Alfred"
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Damian: "Everyone, I have someone to introduce you to; This is Soup the Peahen." Tim: "Where did he get another peacock??" Cass: "Found it by Robinson Park. Took it home, said it's his now." Steph: "Yeah that checks"
-- Soup is a lesbian
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teddybearty · 4 months
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Finished Prison of Plastic for the second time recently sooooo here’s a BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻
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milkspooky · 18 days
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seventh-fantasy · 6 months
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我还道方兄与李兄乃是至交,没想到和阿飞兄也是如此默契。
DI FEISHENG and FANG DUOBING | 莲花楼 Mysterious Lotus Casebook
#莲花楼#mysterious lotus casebook#asiandramanet#dailyasiandramas#asiandramasource#cdramagifs#cdramanet#cdrama#difang#xiao shun yao#joseph zeng#lhlgifs#jielin's edits#my posts#hello difang nation. my humble contribution#FINALLY. A WHOLE NEW WORLD HAS BEEN OPENED WITH 2160P SOFT SUBS#WHO WAS I WHAT WAS MY LIFE BEFORE IT. i'm not crying over my dihua sets (lying and crying)#one thing about me is i guess i am defenceless against 不高兴和没头脑 a dynamic so old but gold#two men brought together by their common love for another man. 有本土狗爱的味道#阿飞撞飞小狗ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ#我是举笛花大旗的 不过老笛和小狗在一起的时候的那个宠溺感 请看看他对小宝稍微挑眉的那幕😔👌 (有时对花也是 所以我很想相信老笛本质上是个温柔的人#其实老笛原本不屑和小宝打架的可是就被他的节奏代跑了 才有了狼狗和奶狗xxj式的掐架#然后小宝放下成见 想要感化老笛 逐渐到会想要保护照顾他 信任他让他做自己#是个双向成长的感情#真的太香了 你说能不嗑吗😔👌#如果说花花把老笛困在了过去 那小宝是最有可能把他带到未来的人#老笛昏过去了花花都不去接相信小宝会接的👍 小狗看起来就是要给人宠的花花就让笛盟主接手👍#笛方的本质是笛方花 可以独自美丽但是永远离不开花 花花对他们的爱的延续是他们之间的爱#(我已经语无伦次了ojbk 我现在很需要笛方的代餐饿到要昏过去了55555#finding a really good caption for these two was hard.
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zorosdimples · 2 months
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i can see yuuji accidentally discovering his piss kink by simply being over-enthusiastic.
like… he’s fucking into you at a frenzied pace and he’s been going for hours—you’re only semi-conscious because his stamina is insane and you can’t keep up. when he realizes he’s pissing it’s too late: he shoots blanks into your cunt and immediately has an oh shit moment. he just rides it out and pisses inside of you because what else is he going to do? make a mess on the bed? anyway, he finds the experience so much hotter than he could’ve imagined.
alternatively, he’s been worshipping your pussy for what feels like an eternity and he keeps pushing you to orgasm one more time—please baby, just give me one more. but at this point you’re overstimulated to hell and his thick fingers have been putting too much pressure on your bladder; you whine that if he keeps it up, you’re going to piss. either he doesn’t believe you or he doesn’t hear you, because you end up pissing. and he only starts catching it in his mouth after he stares in awe for a few beats while your stream splashes his face.
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hitwiththetmnt · 1 month
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Happy 2K @sharkfinn!
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stellexpress · 3 months
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shoutout to that wet cat voice who realized the princess into a god and then stabbed us repeatedly. i like him
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loadinghellsing · 2 months
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Just a collection of faces Alucard makes when he first meets Anderson;
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"wtf? wtf??? WTF?!?!?!"
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breadmecoshy · 4 months
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SO I'm going through hollow knight for the fourth time ha ha
Besides, I've re-read the "Stag Beetles and Broken Legs" fan fiction again, so it's time to humanize Monomon and Quirrell!
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(seriously, read "Stag Beetles and Broken Legs", it's damn good) In my conception, Monomon is the oldest of the Dreamers, but she's actively youthful, wearing such light clothing and acting quite active compared to her scowling counterparts (However, she also looks younger than her years on her face, so no one has any questions about it)
And young Quirrell, haha. So young and inspired, with burning eyes. Cute. Time has not bypassed him (though it's even better for some-). At least now he's age appropriate for Monomon
I can redraw my old concepts in more detail if you like my humanizations. I can also draw humaneizations of other characters if you ask (or more Lurien….. I like to draw his face…… gentle rose…….)
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aukanemin · 5 months
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Experimental, learning peace of latest evening's expressions - a gentle drop, and ode, and thought of young and so demure to ways unspeakable<з
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redjennies · 5 months
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something something the Beau 🤝 Ashton comparison of the death drive masked as self-sacrifice kicking in due to finally achieving personal success and a growing sense of belonging but the contrast of how that presents along the class divide. Beau, raised in an upper middle class yet personally hostile home environment, wanting walk away from everything and retreat back into the warmth of being a failure who nobody cares about in one grand gesture to trade her life for another's, vs Ashton, abandoned by both family and society, wanting to transform themself into something that can do what they believe they can't because he believes he has real no future and this grand gesture is all he will ever be worth.
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conjuring-ghouls · 1 year
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Everyone's favorite dork (x)
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