Orange peel test 🍊
𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚜.
🅲🅷🅰🆁🅰🅲🆃🅴🆁🆂: Duke, Ian, Vator, Arthur, Julian, Subin, Seongha, simp- I mean Inhyuk
🆆🅰🆁🅽🅸🅽🅶🆂: Duke, spicy, nsfw in Ian's part, not proofread
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🅓🅤🅚🅔 🅖🅡🅐🅝🅔:
Honestly pretty unlikely of him to actually get up and fetch you an orange. Cause most of the times when you guys do hang out, he's very tired out from training all day and too sore to stand.
But he will get you one when he actually has the energy for it... Only after giving you a long stare that leaves you questioning you relationship though.
Would peel it after heaving a sigh through his nose. Would not wash it or peel the sticker.
Would correct you and say that this is a tangerine and not an orange.
Would lean back on the opposite end of the couch and jokingly toss a few pieces aiming for your mouth. Would stop only after it hits you eye. And then feed you one by one.
You eat one, he inhales two.
Would linger his fingers in your mouth cause.. He likes the feeling and it reminds him of last night's activities.
Also stares at you while you chew like 🔴🔴
Would not clean up the left over trash and just leave it laying on the table and fall asleep on your lap cause the trash can is in the kitchen.
5.5/10
🅥🅐🅣🅞🅡:
Un yeah no. Ain't happening unless you guys fought and he really messed up or you're literally sick. Other than that it's most likely you who's fetching the orange. He can't afford to do stuff with this fresh manicure.💅✨
-100/10
🅐🅡🅣🅗🅤🅡 🅑🅡🅨🅐🅝:
Laziest piece of shit on the face of this earth.
Would get up to fetch you one but would walk so slowly AND INTENTIONALLY
LIKE BRO IS JUST TRYING TO PISS YOU OFF THAT'S IT
Would peel it for you but would literally be so fucking slow. Would also peel off the white stringy just for added suspense. Would fasten his pace just a little when you grunt or yell at him but would slow down again minutes later.
Would feed himself three pieces before feeding you one. Bro calls it 'boyfriend tax'.
Would gather all the peels and aim for the trash can. If they don't make it, then it's place is on the floor cause it's not gonna be him getting up to pick up that trash.
4/10
🅘🅐🅝 🅟🅐🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚:
You would be surprised if he even knows how to do it cause he's had most things spoon fed to him in life when it comes to labors like these.
He gets up to fetch you one and tosses it at you halfway back to the couch. You better catch it or he's gonna roast you.
But he aimed pretty well, at your chest to be specific. What a pervert but anyway.
Would sit down and quirk a brow at you when you hold it out to him and ask him to peel it.
Very confused as to why you can't do it yourself. But he's smart and figures out that it's probably some sort of trend you saw on social media.
So he begins to act like a chivalrous knight. A bit of a naughty one though.
Would sit super duper close to you, like basically an inch away from being on your lap and stare at you as you chew with a smirk on his face, acting like a 90's housewife who's just succeeded in killing her husband. Unnerving.
Would ask you to lick off the juices that dripped onto his hand cause he was too rough when peeling. And would stare as you do it with a light blush dusted across his face. Is totally imagining his thing in place of his fingers.
7/10
🅙🅤🅛🅘🅐🅝 🅟🅐🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚:
Pretty likely to ask a servant to get one for you but also pretty likely to fetch one himself.
Would peel it for you himself, zero hesitation.
Would cringe though when the juices spray on him and gets on his black clothes which would lead to a noticeable stain, at least in his eyes.
Wouldn't throw a fit in front of you though and would continue to peel.
Would feed them to you but using a fork. He really doesn't wanna risk you bitting him cause he doesn't like the feeling. And also because he's classy.
Would plate the orange on the finest china and would clean up the trash afterwards like a gentleman.
9/10
🅢🅤🅑🅘🅝 🅛🅔🅔:
Would bicker a little at first but would get it for you anyway.
Would try to experiment for a moment and see if she can peel it with a knife made out of ice.
Spoiler: it worked too well and now you have tangerine juice all over your precious girlfriend and the couch.
The tangerine looks like it just went through a lobotomy.
Girly is literally so embarrassed, red in the face and panicking. Apologizing profusely.
You help her get up and walk her to the bathroom to clean up and fetch some clothes for her.
And then clean up the floor and the couch.
2/10 but I'm sure she would've done fine if she hadn't tried experimenting.
10/10 for cuteness though.
🅢🅔🅞🅝🅖🅗🅐 🅟🅐🅡🅚:
Feast your eyes on the master.
Since he's downright terrified of cats, ever since learning through inhyuk that they hate the smell of citrus, he's been dousing himself in it. And there are stray orange peels laying all around his house to drive away cats.
Would have it laying in a fruit bowl right on the living room table.
Would peel so skillfully. Get every white tringy bit and doesn't spill a single drop or break the skin.
You almost feel bad eating it cause if looks so perfect.
Would give you an annoyed stare if you refuse to eat though, like 'why'd you make me do shit when you aren't even gonna eat it? '
Please eat it or his perfectionist mind is gonna start thinking that he didn't peel it well enough.
Would stare at the tangerine and would and would be salivating inside his mouth. Would not eat until you almost hand feed him.
Would not let you hand feed him and picks it from your hand and then eats it.
All while blushing a little.
10/10
🅘🅝🅗🅨🅤🅚 🅖🅞🅞:
You don't even have to ask honestly.
He just randomly arrives with a perfectly peeled and dissected orange on a sliver platter like he can read your mind.
Would hand feed you and linger his finger on your lips cause they look so cute when you're chewing that he justs wants to nibble on them like a shark.
Would not eat until you beg him and hand feed him.
10/10
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The Nagi Nagi no Mi and Trauma Defence Mechanisms
Not sure if anyone else has written on this but I've always found it interesting that they gave Corazon the power of silence to use as a defence against Doffy in both literal and metaphorical terms. Of course, it's a fairly practical thing for a covert operative like Cora to have in that it helps him conceal his presence, but it also protects him from Doffy and lets him fly under the radar because he's continually underestimated by the family because of his supposed trauma-induced aphasia and general clumsiness; it's assumed that he's good at fulfilling his assigned role, but that he's ultimately not a threat and he's only there in spite of his muteness because he's Doffy's younger brother. Even the children, who are under the impression that he hates kids, continually underestimate him and laugh at his antics, oblivious to his attempts to protect as many children as possible from his brother and the family's abuse.
On another note though, that avoidance and solitude might be interpreted as a perfect way to avoid the attention or ire of a terrible family member who is more than willing to hurt you for crossing them; even before he presumably ate the Nagi Nagi no Mi, he never gets any speaking lines in childhood save for begging Doffy not to kill their father. His silence maintains his nonthreatening, unobtrusive facade in front of Doffy, and even when he breaks that facade to protect another potential victim of Doffy's manipulation and violence, he quite literally uses his powers to protect Law from his brother at the moment of his death and allow him to escape undetected. His silence, which leads to his underestimation, is ultimately necessary to defeat the man who hurt him time and again, who robbed him of their father and left him for dead, who was eager to sacrifice him on the altar of his ambition.
We can see that Doffy is a pretty violent and sadistic child, who's internalized this horrifying entitlement and abuser logic by virtue of being raised in Mariejois, and his parents, while well-intentioned, do little to nothing to counter this conditioning or even intervene when he starts throwing tantrums in public where he calls for public executions and enslavement of regular townspeople. We know that he was more than willing to sacrifice Cora for the Ope Ope no Mi. We can also see that Doffy, for all his ostensible pride in his "family", cares nothing for them beyond how he can manipulate them to his own ends and only defends them publicly as extensions of himself. If that's how Doffy feels comfortable behaving in public, it's highly likely (even though its never stated) that he harmed or otherwise made Cora hate and fear him at home even before shit went south, with little to no real intervention from their parents. And I just like that, rather than cowardice, they made Cora's voluntary silence–his defence mechanism against his abusive brother– into something that he uses for the sake of undermining and ultimately defeating Doffy, and for the sake of protecting another child from his lifelong abuser.
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