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crystal-lillies · 1 year

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Okay so first thoughts after watching Power of the Doctor, featuring some things I screamed while watching (Spoilers):

-start of the episode is a bit clunky but not a terrible reintroduction to the CyberMasters

-Sacha Dhawan absolutely fucking annihilates every scene he's in my god. Goes absolute apeshit nuts. I love it

-THE CLASSIC MASTER LINES

-AAAAAACE!!!!! TEEEEEGAAAAANNN!!!!

-CLASSIC COMPANIONS MY BELOVEDS!

-Dan...:( really got a short end of the stick I feel like. Kind of abrupt. He and Yaz def had a stronger bond so I like they had a nice goodbye but. Man that felt so cut off.

-I bet the Four inside Thirteen felt(tm) that poor Dalek, knowing that it was right that they failed their original purpose to help the Kaleds survive. "That poor Dalek" my god but I did feel so bad :(

-the way Ace calls The Master out on being a catboy cleared my acne, watered my crops, boosted my serotonin

-also the unhinged way The Master was so delighted that the armed troops were for him. Am I gOIng tO UNIT??? You doughnut. Bastard man. I can't help but enjoy watching you chew up every scene!!

-VINDER!!!!

-YAZ FLYING THE TARDIS YAZ FLYING THE TARDIS!!! THE TARDIS LISTENING TO YAZ!!!

-the fucking memes don't even do it justice. The Master fucking blasting Rasputin. Was playing Rasputin just a cover so he could blast this song? I would believe it. It's absolutely 10000% in character.

-oh SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! DHAWAN!DOCTOR!MASTER???!!

-Don't mind me casually breaking the sound barrier when 5 shows up to Tegan and mentions Adric. A single word. A single name. And I screech loud enough to hear 10 miles away.

-KATE STEWART DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE YOUR PEOPLE ARE OKAY FIRST BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE YOU DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!

-Yaz my angel my beloved you rockstar FUCK HIM UP <3

-sidebar Sacha Dhawan rocks in 13's outfit (and maybe that's why the Beeb was afraid of DT in it...too much power 😔). And then that fucking mismatch. The SWEATER. I CAN'T.

-8 ILYSM bb your sass always appreciated. Bonus, CLASSIC DOCTORS BABEY!!!

-sideside note. Sentient energy creature thing? Cool af. Wish we got a tad bit more time exploring that but only so much time alas.

-Yaz you brilliant love. And VINDER!!! I'M FREELANCE!!! HELL YEAH YOU ARE GET HIS ASS!!!!

-RUTH FUGITIVE DOCTOR HELLO BB YOU SLAY EVEN AS A HOLOGRAM

-dont make me go back to being me ow wow that actually hurt a bit, and that's how this Master does actually come from Missy

-ACE!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!! AND GRAHAM!!!! GRAHAM BOY!!!!!!! HELLO!!! SHOW EM HOW YOU DID IT IN 1963!

-you made Adric proud Tegan....even if he would be too much of a little shit to say so off the bat, he'd be proud of you....

-Kate's point to herself. That "me?" Moment. My god. Did no one ever take her in the TARDIS? (Stares at 11 and 12)

-Using the Master's TARDIS against his plan (again), excellent. Actual solving of the whole CyberMasterDalek plan? A little shaky. But I'll allow it. Thanks to "a bit crowded. Just how I like it" 13. Honey. Are we having Journey's End flashbacks and missing all your friends in a TARDIS? :( is this a sign

-oof fuck ow ouch I half expected her to be sliced in half with that ray beam but fjdgkd watching too much Vox Machina lately and forgot for a sec that BBC would never be that brutal and I'm glad--

-because we got the CARRY!!! THE LIFT!!! THEM!!!!!!

-hi can you hear the sound of my heart breaking into one million pieces seeing Yaz finally start crying after being so brave and put together through everything. Knowing after everything she STILL loses her Doctor. I'm not okay. I'm not okay!!!!!!! I want more time with her too Yaz!!!! Right here with you!!!!

-"i loved being with you, Yaz" don't!! Mind!! Me!! Screaming crying throwing up!!!!

-still could have at least kissed her hand but. Mmmmmmm the way they look at each other. The way they both acknowledged the love they feel. But Chibnall and BBC are still cowards.

-classic companions!!!!!!!!! Way to bring back the OG holy fuck

-Dan sitting in a room as the newest companion with one of the FIRST companions. Iconic.

-"Look after the next one" HONEY!!!! I'M NOT READY!!!!!

-"Tag, you're it" WHAT A LINE. WHAT A LAST LINE. I'M STILL NOT READY BUT GOD DAMN.

-!and that sunrise regeneration shot!!! Absolutely fucking breathtaking!!!! In tears!!!

-aaannnd then the twist. Clothes regen def throws me a sign that This Is Wrong. We saw MULTIPLE REGENS here my dudes and clothes did not change. This is Important.

- Also fuck off RTD, respectfully, but DT is not Fourteen. He doesn't get to have two whole numbered lives after *everything else he got already.* Fourteen is Ncuti thank you the fuck much. He was announced first, and we all celebrated him as 14 first. So there.

#flowerspeak #doctor who #power of the doctor #doctor who spoilers #classic who #long post #do i need to tag everyone and everything uh #13th doctor #thirteenth doctor #yasmin khan #tegan jovanka #ace mcshane #kate lethbridge stewart #dhawan!master #dan lewis #this is long enough i think #I'm so sorry

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miraclecherryblossomsblog · 8 months

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Cherrybomb!! 🥺🧡💞✨️

I'm only a wee babey when it comes to the Berserk fandom, but I'd love to hear some things about you and Mr. Guts if you feel like it!!

Ilysm I hope summer is treating you gently ♡♡♡

*SQUEALS* ok so modern AU time-

This dude, this huge buff dude right?

This buff dude who can lift me up like carrying a bag of grapes, I WEIGHT NOTHING TO HIM.

This dude who I know by heart would be awkawrd when starting the relationship but also a lil flinchy cuz well ✨trauma✨

But thats ok cuz we would work on it, slow proccess but its all worth it cuz the moment he starts to give in to touches he a man STARVED for them

He don't even notice how his hand tends to look for me, or how he leans on me when I'm cooking or folding laundry

Mostly in private, but I feel in my heart he loves cuddles, HUG HIM, REASSURE HIM, CARE FOR HIM, KISS HIS SCARS HE WILL MELT

Also doing exercise with him, but best I can do running on the mournings with him for the next 10 mins only to die half way-

He like "that all u got??? 😐" And I go "YES THAT'S ALL NOW LET ME SIT DOWN-😤😡😠" *procceds to piggyback carry me on the way home💕💕*

We have a black doggy called berserk, he a mommy's boi and loves to give shit to guts lololololol

He more of actions show more than words but when he gets his words HE GETS THEM

Protective, VERY much so. Isn't the type to get jelly easily after the starting to date (he more catious tbh) that easily but he pouts when I give the dog a lil too much attention

And when he decides its time for attention he will slab or pinch my butt, mabey bite my thigh if he's laying on my lap KXKKKDKKDKKKDKKDKK

Does not use nicknames, gets flusttered if I use any hehe (he called me bunny once cuz I was eating lettuce from the salad xdd)

More of a meat lover i thinks, but he eats whatever I cook for him

Man can't season to save his life. His cooking always ends up being either too salty or just bland (lots of time burned)

Note: when with au cuz i dont wanna spil u but there r some stuff revelant there 👀

#guts x self insert #self ship #self insert #fic?#berserk #can u tell im normal about him? no? Good.#WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD #Hope u been taking care knifie!!! Summer almost ending😭#but I hope this heat chills cuz i cant be walking out without looki g like a burn chicken nugget 😭😭😭#cherry answer #100billionknives #knifie chan :3 #canon character x self insert

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sebsxphia · 1 year

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it’s confirmed. i am a whore for rhett abbott. all because i wanted to read your fics and understand the hype. i very much understand the hype and will happily contribute to the hype

WE MADE IT BOYS

YOURE A WHORE FOR RHETT ABBOTT BABEY YEAAAAAAAAAH

welcome to the discourse!!!!! please stay as long as you want and we will contribute snacks, blankets and sleepovers!!!!!!!!!! <33

heheh i’m so so honored and pleased to hear you enjoyed my fics, you are such a sweetheart 🥹🥹 ilysm!! <33

#💌you’ve got mail #bestie gforgeneive <33 #rhett abbott

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divorcedmalewife · 1 year

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Tagged by my absolute fav, @noirbats, thank you bee ilysm <3

❥ name: Marissa! Or, Rissa for short. But only online tho. For some reason, I'm uncomfortable with irl people calling me Rissa lol.

❥ sign: Gemini sun, Aries Moon, and Gemini Rising (yes I am that bithc)

❥ height: 5'6"

❥ time: 20:11

❥ birthday: June 1! First day of Pride Month babey lets go

❥ fav band/artist: oof that's so hard, just choosing one. I'll go with the safe option of Fall Out Boy. been listening to Folie a lot.

❥ last movie: Santa Claus is Comin' to Town! It's my fav Christmas movie. (next to A Christmas Story)

❥ last show: Mmmm I think Between Us! love those gay little swimmers.

❥ when I created this blog: January 2013? I think? Tori when did you create your blog cuz we made our blogs literally a day apart

❥ what I post: whatever I damn well please. Mostly fandom stuff but also memes and animal pics.

❥ other blogs?: none that are active! keeping up a side blog is a lot of work that I am not willing to put in lmao

❥ do I get asks?: not really! I don't make my own posts all that much but I've gotten more asks this year than any other year.

❥ followers: 714

❥ average hours of sleep: um on a good, usually 7? but I get days where my brain is like "no sleep" but also "only sleep". My roommate says I was cursed with sleepy bitch syndrome. and he's so right

❥ instruments: none! i played the clarinet in middle school but I didn't like our band teacher so I ended up not pursuing music.

❥ what I'm wearing: comfy black pants and a white sweater with black polka dots. and socks with little foxes on them!

❥ dream trip: I'd like to travel a lot of places! i guess the most realistic one for me is I want to see the Rocky Mountains. I have lived in the US all my life and I've never been west of the Mississippi river.

❥ fav songs right now: I'll name a few from my current favs playlist! 1.) Headphones Baby by The Vaccines; 2.) Deadlock by Go! Child; 3.) The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Gordon Lightfoot; and Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes by Fall Out Boy.

I tag @torsamors @daethsticks @pcrrycox @katebushgirlfriend @vaughndotexe @princegerard @wizard-rat and anyone else who wants to do it! Just say I tagged you!

#long post #tag game #no one is allowed to say anything about my music ncdjknvdsjk #yes i struggled not to put Jeff Satur's entire discography in my fav songs

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maiverie · 2 years

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triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage ITS BACK BABEY AND SOFT BOY HEE BRAINROT BEGINS AGAIN I CANT I WANNA PACK HIM UP PUT HIM IN MY POCKET RHJEUEEBEKSOEEIEJHVAVAHSJ “i’ll… i’ll make sure you have lots of fun for your first wedding then!” i’m just gonna take this as future foreshadowing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GOD I LOVE THIS FIC THANK YOU SO MUCHHH AA triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage triage

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD TRIAGE TRIAGE TRIAGE TRIAGE TRIAGE TRIAGE TRIAGE ANON I MISSED U 😭😭😭😭 NAURRRR I SHOULD B THANKING UUUU FR THANK U SM FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SKRKKEJFKS YOURE SO FUNNY ILYSM IM SO GLAD U ENJOYED IT <3333333333333

#ask #@ : anon ♡︎#.*triage

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jonathanssweatercollection · 4 years

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Sam Guthrie + TV Tropes

#babey boy!!!!!!!!!!!! ilysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#samguthrieedit #newmutantsedit #horroredit #marveledit #charlieheatonedit #cheatonedit #charlie heaton #new mutants #marvel #my gif #my edit #mine #fire

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kotokos-cafe · 3 years

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hihi!! your blog is lookin great mod kotoko!!!

may i request cuddling hcs for shuichi, hajime and makoto? :0

thank ya!!! -mod makoto :3

I know who this is! Ilysm~! My heart went thump-thump-thump while writing this! :D

@achilles-writing-corner, I hope this is to your standards!

~ Mod Kotoko

Cuddling Headcanons For Makoto Naegi, Hajime Hinata, And Shuichi Saihara

Very, very gentle and very, very soft!

He's a certified Smol Bean™, so it's probably better if he's the little spoon.

He feels safe in your arms with the feeling of you protecting him, and he deserves that feeling of warmth and comfort after all this babey's been through.

Play. With. His. Hair.

He'll be blushy and embarrassed about it, and tell you that you don't have to do that, but you know he loves it.

Plus, he gets so submissive when you do, willing to do anything for you!

It's a show of vulnerability and trust towards you, and the way he nuzzles into you and leans into your touch only exemplifies that.

His favorite position is the spooning position as the little spoon!

The way he just melts into your touch is his way of subtly saying "I love you".

He would honestly prefer to fall asleep like this with you, being the gentle and sweet boy he is.

Not really a fan of silent cuddling. It makes him feel awkward and a bit unloved. :[

He'd like to talk about how much you love each other during this, but he doesn't want to come off as sappy or too needy for you, plus he is Shy Boi™ Numero Uno.

He'd much rather just hear your voice talking about anything, to be quite honest, but don't be too surprised if you end up lulling him to sleep with how safe and relaxed he feels with you!

He has the cutest, softest lil snores... But don't bring that up! He'll get super blushy and embarrassed, and be reluctant to fall asleep in your arms again.

This egg would give absolutely anything to spend eternity like this with you.

He cherishes these moments of sweet, gentle bliss with you, cuddling into each others' warmth and falling in and out of slumber like this.

Our tangerine baby is the big spoon, no questions asked. It'll take a lot of prodding to get him to let you big the big spoon. It's not that he doesn't trust you, it's just that he was always raised to believe that he should be "the man" in the relationship. Toxic masculinity is toxic.

His favorite position is the Sweetheart Cradle, with you on his chest.

He feels he can better protect you this way, especially after the events of the Killing Game.

He actually prefers silent cuddling, enjoying the intimacy of being so quiet, yet everything being understood. He craves that understanding between him and his partner.

Don't be misled, though. You laughing is the most precious sound in the world to him, so he will absolutely slip a few jokes into your cuddling sessions here and there.

Like Makoto, it's a show of submission and trust when he allows you access to those vulnerable parts of himself (his throat, stomach, and chest, to be more precise).

And you're very special if he does so, considering how closed-off Hajime normally is.

He quite enjoys the playful sort of thing where he tickles you when you aren't expecting it!

He's ticklish, too, though, so you have an easy way of getting back at him.

Hajime rarely falls asleep during cuddle time. He's far too energetic and done with everyone else's bullshit (*Cough cough* Hiyoko) to fall asleep without stressing or having surplus energy later.

He'd be the type to play with your hair! If you let him, he'll try to style it into funny different hairstyles!

If you twist his ahoge, you'll have him instantly flustered and defeated.

On thee rare occasion he does fall asleep holding you, he'll tell you goodnight with some cute nickname.

"Goodnight, Dandelion."

And then, just like that, he's out and you're trapped! Better to just join him in slumber, honestly, because I guarantee that, unless you're the Ultimate Bodybuilder, you aren't escaping his clutches. He hangs onto you for dear life, I swear-

All in all, babey gives pretty good cuddles, would recommend!

This child of Jesus is absolutely a cuddling switch! He doesn't care about being the big spoon or the little spoon, though he leans toward the latter.

It honestly depends on your preference, though if he really needs to be held, he may ask if you'll be the big spoon that night.

Or, if you also have no preference, it'll just be whoever needs to be held more that night. For instance, if he had a particularly gorey case to work that day, he'll cuddle up next to you and just sob his little heart out about how awful it was and how guilty he felt.

He likes domestic, soft chat with you during cuddling. Stuff about whether or not you want pets, and when, usually.

Another sucker for you playing with his hair!

Honestly, if you do that, he may fall asleep.

Sleepy Shuichi is very, very cute Shuichi. He gets ten times more cuddly and lovey-dovey.

He is naturally very cold, so your warmth is something he craves very much.

This poor boy more than likely has some sort of PTSD from his detective work, so you may have to be patient if he wakes you up by screaming, trembling, and shaking. Poor babey...

If you actually take the time to wake him up from his nightmares and just cuddle him, that's it, it's over for him, he's head over heels in love with you.

If you end up falling asleep, he will be so terrified to move, because this innocent and gentle babey doesn't want to wake you up. That'd be rude!

I headcanon Shuichi as being a dog person, so more often than not, his dog decides to join you as a third party cuddler.

He tends to groggily mumble praises to you, with soft sighs and gentle breaths.

"You're so cute, S/O..." "I love you so much..." "Please keep being perfect..."

If you complimented him back, however, it would be like his brain shutdown.

He can only take so much praise and teasing, though, so be careful!

1000000000/10 SHSL Cuddler, would cuddle again.

#Makoto Naegi #Hajime Hinata #Shuichi Saihara #Protag Trio #🎂 here you are! 🎂#🍬 order accepted! 🍬

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jangofctts · 3 years

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RD stans right now

Taking myself off anon for a moment to say that this is so frustrating to see. I am pretty new to tumblr, so I don't know if it's been like this or it's just these feral af RD stans lately, but wtf. They're going to bully other creators off of here (and sadly have succeeded) and make creators feel shitty for writing about a character people enjoy because there can only be one Mando fic? JFC....

Anyway miss keida, I love you, your writing, I spend too much of my day laughing at the chaos of your blog, and I will rise from my secret anon hiding spot to throw down on these anons that want to disrupt the fun chaos happening here.

Okay off my soap box to day dream about the sunny boys some more

listen it’s not the author’s fault AT ALL. like it’s super cool that their fic got super popular bc it’s good writing!!! like i never followed and i stopped reading the fic december 2019 and like i think around the summer of 2020 through to now is when it started to become a toxic place. but like i seriously have no ill will towards them and it’s unfortunate that even with their statement the fans of their fic still bully and harass creators. like i seriously don’t understand what the point of it is like agdjdbdnd fanfic are like movies—THE VARIETY IS KEY BABEY.

AND AH YOURE SWEET ILYSM AND IM SORRY THIS IS YOUR EXPERIENCE RN OOF

#ask #keida answers #basement-cricket

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averykedavra · 4 years

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so. asides, huh.

i’m making this post ten minutes before the episode drops and right now I’m scared, who’s gonna be in it, oh no

aaaaa oh my god oh my god it’s here im shaking oh god oh fuck

flirting with social anxiety? VIRGIL

WE’RE GETTING VIRGIL???

we finally get content of virgil oh god oh fuck is there gonna be Drama

my heart is pounding

this intro still slaps yall

new A??

oh god, more waiting.

IT’S ESSENTIAL VIEWING?

ABD ILLUSTRATES??? I LOVE THEM???

wait. wait artist friends?

W H AT

i just SCREAMED an ANIMATIC i will LOSE IT

OH MY GOD ROMAN AND VIRGIL

THAT’S ROMAN ROMAN’S GONNA BE HERE

IS THIS ALL GONNA BE IN CAPS NOW? YES

yesyes patreon gets flashbacks to last night’s drama

THE SNIPPETS OF ANIMATION ARE SCARING ME

now that i think abt it, flirting with social anxiety is such a ro and virge thing

oh god is there gonna be angst oh god oh fuck

thomas ilysm

im SCARED just GET TO IT

no wait dont im not ready

ads. yay. well at least i get more time to prepare

that time was not enough FUCK i’m not ready

just glimpsed the cover of this ep (not what it’s called i’m sure) and jlkhgfdsfghj

NO MY COMPUTER WONT LOAD

COMPUTER STOP IT I WANT TO SEE MY BOIS

gonna log off tumblr and write the rest of this on notes or smth. notes can’t format im losing it. why is this my life.

GAY OR NAY? kljdhgfdsfghj

computer is still struggling to load i am Not Happy with this

THOMAS IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR UR VOICE LET’S G O

“you too??” thomas ur a mood

ROMAN VIRGIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

lkjhgfds get off his back guys cmon

oh no is roman so adamant abt this because he wants thomas to be good

DLKJHGFDS THEY’RE TAGTEAMING THIS IM LOSING IT

THEY’RE F R I E N D S

“you didn’t mean that” roman no, roman stop, roman. roman.

STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE’S HEARTS??? ROMAN N O

OH GOD THEY’RE ACCUSING THOMAS OF LYING

THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE,,,, OH FUCK

dkjhgfds uh oh here goes roman mr Gay Prince

“*sighs* cutie at twelve o clock” ROMAN I LOVE YOU

WE DON’T KNOW IF HE’S N O T GAY DKJHGFDSAFGH

dlkjhgfds “you have used that argument on me far too many times” i’m laughing so hard already

awww the stickerssss

paramore!!!

DLKJHGFDS AWWW NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THESE DORKS ARE SO EXCITED

ads again

wait i just realized that if there isn’t any makeup needed,,,we could have janus

:(( oh no we won’t have remus oh :(((

COMPUTER WONT LOAD AGAIN

i’m five minutes in and i’m already dead

“those jokes are old” “you would know” roman ilysm

ugh,,,pintroverts

ROMAN’S LIL SMILE AS THOMAS GOES CLOSER IM,,,BABEY

kjhgfdghj MICROPHONES im in love with this

“OHHHHHH,,,,ohhhhhh” dkljhgfdsfghjkhgfds

this animation is FANTASTIC did i mention

dkjhgfdgh they’re Trying thomas

GREAT INDEED

ROMAN I LOVE YOU

“the only logical next step,,,go home and regret everything” virgil i love u

gay eyes? gay eyes.

DKLJHGFDGHJGFDG ROMAN PLS STOP OH MY GOD ROMAN NO

virgil is struggling

ads.

VIRGIL’S DRAMATIC SHADOWS I CANT--I LOVE HIM

“i wasn’t testing you, i was just panicking”

“you chose to be a liar”. no. no don’t. stop.

thomas u disaster gay

GERARD GAY,,,,I USED THAT NICKNAME ONCE,,,RAIN ON YOUR BLACK PARADE I AM FEELING PLATONIC PRINXIETY FEELS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

oh they’re fighting over thomas oh noo :(

no no no

“IF I AM, I’LL ADD IT TO THIS LIST”

ROMAN N O

now thinking abt “something we’re both familiar with”,,,A A A AAAA

i dunno,,,plants dkfgsfgh

virgil is just shoving him around jkshgfdhj

thomas u GAY DISASTER

thomas pls ask janus for help with lying u cant lie

“CHECK FOR TREASURE FOR GOOD MEASURE” ROMAN I CANT DJKHGFDS

“hide so he cant see u in all ur shame” i love this so much oh my god

“easy, roman” THOMAS IS STILL STOPPING ROMAN FROM INSULTING ANYONE IM SAD

so,,,,,stalking

dljkhgdf this is so funny oh my god

they should grab patton!! hearts right?? speaking from the heart?

oh wait yeah roman’s mad at him, fuck

thomas is awkward sweetheart

computer goes out AGAIN im LOSING it

halfway thru. already so scared.

HE SAID IT WAS ESSENTIAL WHAT DOES THAT M E A N

yay computer is working again

also i love this animation sm, like seriously, oh my gosh

oh no roman’s expression is this gonna be sad

“least of all myself” thomas this is turning into a breakdown,,,are you okay

oh NO virgil’s expression

“knowing what i want” ROMAN’S EXPRESSION

IM SO SAD NOW FUCKING DAMMIT

this is so good and PAINFUL

WAIT IS THIS THE MONOLOGUE

IS THIS THE FUCKING MONOLOGUE

BECAUSE IT’S GOOD,,,IT’S SO GOOD

okay but seriously don’t go up to someone and say they’re radiant,,,this is a good speech but like,,,please dont use it irl thomas pls

lkJHGFDGHJ THE PERSON IN THE STALL OH MY GOD KJHGFDS

thomas is still a terrible liar oh my god the second-hand embarrassment

roman’s lil WTF roman ily

OH NO VIRGIL STOP

VIRGIL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

“THE LIES” A A A AAAA

no. no no no. no no no

i am saying “no” out loud OH GOD

“i so badly want this” ROMAN

you cant have true love if the relationship isn’t based on truth,,,yes but also no?

roman i think ur biased here

both of u are

VIRGIL FUCKING SAID IT

“WILL DECEIT CONTINUE TO BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS” VIRGIL WENT FOR IT

GOD OH FUCK IM IN PAIN

“NO, HE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME”

WHO’S SAYING THAT

ROMAN,,,ARE YOU SAYING THAT

ohh here comes the gay panic knhgfxdfgh

“he fears things too???” dlkjhghfd yes virge he’s your soulmate

awwww they’re arguing djkhgfdedghj

“it’s okay EXCEPT IT’S SUPER NOT” virgil ur such a good boi ily

thomas no

thomas stop

“one more chance at happiness squandered” roman dont be mean

“it’s probably for the best” ROMAN NO

VIRGIL IS SO CONCERNED

HE’S PANICKING BUT HE’S TRYING TO DO HIS BEST FOR THOMAS

A A A A A A AAAA VIRGIL ILY

“YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID HI” THOMAS IS GONNA GET A BF

i like songs dkjhgfd THIS IS GOING SO WELL THO

I’M SO HAPPY FOR THOMASSSS (CHARACTER THOMAS)

oh no mysterious suitor is pretentious /j

no wait is THIS the monologue

WHAT’S THE MONOLOGUE THOMAS, WHERE IS THE TRUTH

“that was you???” DKJHGFGHJGF

bruised ego. roman’s hmm. a a a aa

“let’s not waste this one” I AM SO HERE FOR THESE TWO

THIS IS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME OMG

ROMAN’S IN L I K E IM SO DLKJHGFDSGH A A AAA BABEY HIS LIL HEARTS A A AA

THEIR LIL SMILES AS THEY WATCH IM,,,HHHHH

ROMAN THANKED VIRGIL

AND VIRGIL’S SO SURPRISED,,,A A AAA

“BRAVERY” A A A A A A AAAAA

THEY’RE FUCKIN

THE PLATONIC PRINXIETY FE E L S

ROMAN’S SO GRATEFUL AND VIRGIL’S SO FLUSTERED AND OH MY GOSH IM SOFT

is that the end???

no wait we have,,the end card

should i skip the patreon announcement for the end card

BUT LIKE THIS ANIMATION MEDIUM,,,MEANT THEY COULD FUCKING HOLD EACH OTHER’ SHOULDERS

THAT’S SO COOL

AAAAA ROMAN IN PERSON HI ROMAN ILYSM YOUR LIL THUMB BITE ILY ILY ILY

“PUNK” DKJHGFD

more accurate to say,,,puts on bowler hat DECEIT’S THEME PLAYS HI JANUS

BUT JANUS IS RUNNING IT DLKHJGFDHJGFD

skipping the patreon, maybe i’ll watch it later, can’t buy anything anyway i am smol

AWWW THEY’RE ALL GEEKING OUT OVER IT

THOSE LIL DORKS I LOVE THEM

,,,,virgil’s eyeshadow

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW

IT’S NEW

OHHH THEY’RE ALL BLUSHY I LOVE THEM

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW CHANGED WHEN HE GOT LESS EXCITED,,,,I’M IN T R I G U E D

HIS EYESHADOW’S BACK TO PURPLE

AWWW THEY’RE SO EXCITED I’M HERE FOR IT

“JOIN ME,,,NO THINKING” ROMAN I L Y

dlkjhgfdghjkgfdGHJ i’m laughing so hard

“are we ready for this” oh no

oh no oh no

computer wont LOAD there are ten more seconds i wanna see!!!

i had to RESTART MY WHOLE COMPUTER to see the rest >>:((

oh no virgil is apprehensive

that’ll come back to bite them later

ROMAN STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NO CONCERNS CHALLENGE

djkhgfdghj “demon” virgil ily

in conclusion prinxiety are best friends and i am living for this and also i’m in material amounts of pain

#sanders sides #sanders asides #thomas sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #ts spoilers #tw caps

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goldencatchflies · 4 years

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Plum Sauce

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Fandom: Criminal Minds

Pairing: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid

Warnings: spoilers for 7x13

Word Count: 1525

A/N: Credits to @rcllthecredits for being an a m a z i n g co-author! Ilysm babey!!! ♡♡♡ Set during, and after 7x13

Spencer is leaving the gambling house when he gets a call from their technical analyst.

“Hey Garcia, did you find anyth—“ He started, but she cut him off before he could even finish his sentence.

“No, no, I’m calling you, because this has been nagging at me all day, and I don’t know how to tell you, and I’m so sor—“

“Wait, hold on, slow down!” He tells her, “What’s this about?”

“Derek!” She answers, and she can practically see the skeptical look on his face.

“Wha-“ he looks around, slowly separating himself from the group. “What about him?” He crosses his free arm round his torso, and furrows his eyebrows.

“I... I, um... I think, I’m not sure, I haven’t talked-“

“Garcia?!” He cuts her off.

“Right, sorry! I think that, last night... I- I don’t know what happened! I woke up, and he was in my shower, and-“

“IM SORRY, WHAT?!” He screams at her. “Tell me you’re joking!”

“I really wish I was, boy wonder, I’m sorry, I had a little bit too much wine, and I don’t know what happened...” she tries to excuse, but if she doesn’t even believe herself, how would Spencer?

“GARCIA, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? YOU KNOW I LIKE HIM!” He whisper-yelled, leaning in to phone. He looked around when he heard a whistle—Emily, waving him over, while getting in one of the SUVs and rolling down the window.

“Look, I gotta go, I’ll talk to you when I get back!” He hung up, not giving enough time for her to respond, and made his way over, standing outside the driver’s door of the SUV occupied by Emily.

“Hotch said you and Morgan are going to his house, maybe he went back there.” She told him, and drove off once he nodded and stepped away. He walked toward the other black vehicle, where Derek stood leaning against the driver’s door. They looked at each other, nodding, and got in the car.

———

“Yeah, Hotch, there’s nobody here. There’s a foreclosure sign on the front lawn!” Derek said, as they re-entered the SUV.

“Ok, you and Reid stay there in case he comes back!” Their boss’s voice rang through the other side, as he hung up moments later.

“Alright, spit it out!” Derek said, propositioning himself on the driver’s seat, so he had his left knee up to his chest, slightly turned to face the younger agent on the seat next to his.

“Huh?” Spencer asked, lifting his head to meet Morgan’s gaze.

“You’ve been quiet the entire ride, no facts, no statistics, it’s like you’re not even here! Something’s clearly bothering you, pretty boy!” He explained.

“Why don’t ask Penelope?” He mumbled under his breath, dropping his hands to his lap, and looking down once more.

“What was that?” Derek asked, leaning forward just a little, to see if he could catch the other man’s words.

“Nothing... Just... nothing to say I guess...” Spencer shrugged, and Derek put a hand on his, which Spencer took hesitantly. “I just... I didn’t think you were the kind of person to do something like that...” he removed his hand from under Morgan’s, and crossed his arms around his chest. Morgan furrowed his brows, and removed his hands from Spencer’s knee.

“What’s that supposed to mean?!” He said, a very skeptical tone creeping at his voice.

“I- nothing, forget I said anything...” Spencer said, and drowning out Derek’s complaints by turning on the radio. After a while, he gave up trying to get Spencer’s attention, and focused on the scenery around them, looking for anything suspicious, as BANNER’s Someone To You filled the awkward silence of the black SUV.

___

“Ok, what happened between us was popcorn, and a movie on tv... which you fell asleep in the middle of, by the way!” Derek told Penelope as they sat in her layer, once the the team got back from the case.

“So you sleept on the—“ she said while gasping.

“Couch!” He finished for her.

“Yes, you did!” She got up to hug him. “Oh, thank you! Oh, thank you god for maintaining the integrity of my most beloved of friendships,” she cupped the back of his neck, while shaking her head side to side, “and from now on I promise only mostly,” she kept going while tiling her head at the ceiling. Derek looked at her with furrowed brows, and a confused expression as she continued. “The purest of mineral water will cross these lips!” She finished.

“Hey, plum sauce, you coming?” Kevin bagged in the door, making them both look.

“Yeah! I’ll be right there!” She answered, and you could hear the smile on her face.

“Hey Derek!” Kelvin said, closing the door slowly, giving time for the other man to answer.

“Hey, what’s up man?” He responded.

“Since the fight we have decided to have a standing date every Tuesday night.” She told him, with the widest smile on her face.

“Good luck with that, with this job.” He said, and she hummed. “You got a great guy out there. You know that, right?” he asked, pointing at the door.

“I know” she nodded. “What does a girl do when she has two great guys?!” She placed a hand on his shoulder.

“She doesn’t pour herself that extra glass of wine!”

“Oh, yeah!” She rolled her eyes mockingly, and gave him a hug.

“Ok, love you, bye!” She bouncy-walked towards the exit, as Morgan sat down at her desk.

“Plum Sauce?” He asked himself, and gave a light chuckle.

“Plum Sauce?” He looked up to see Spencer walking into to the room, his bag around his shoulders, as per usual.

“Kevin! He just called Penelope ‘Plum Sauce’!” He informed him.

“Right... So-“ he started, but was interrupted by the older agent.

“You-“ they cut each other off, and chuckled.

“You first!” The young doctor waved one of his hands in the air aimlessly, signaling the other man to go.

“She-...” he ponders a way to phrase his thoughts. “Garcia, she thought...” he trailed off once he realized Spencer already knew what he was about to say. He looked up at Spencer, “but you already knew that...” he got off the desk, and took a step towards him. Spencer looked down, fiddling with the strap of his sachet. “Is that why you’ve been so quiet?” Spencer didn’t answer for a second, thinking of the right words while Derek walked towards him until he was but inches away.

“I- it’s... um.. it’s not like that... I-“ Spencer stutters.

"C'mon pretty boy, spit it out." Derek said in a soft but firm way. His eyes holding a gleam of hope.

The young genius stuttered, should I take the risk? It’ll be better between us when he says no, right? Spencer reid had never been one for risks, but at the words of many greats, he'd say what was on his mind.

"I-um i like you" he forced out like bile pouring out of an upset stomach. Fear present his eyes, his body was scrunched up as close as can be. Derek however was beyond elated, feeling as if he was on cloud nine. Ultimately, he took a step closer to the younger man, placing his hand on his waist, the other cupping his cheek. Spencer was... surprised, to say the very least, where was the rejection?

"May i?" the older agent asked, voice barely above a whisper.

"Y-yes." the doctor choked out. "Yes please!" he felt as if he was dreaming and any second the pain of reality would hit him. It never did... and at those words, Derek closed the gap between them, taking chapped lips into a chaste kiss. They separated moments later, Spencer’s lips a dark peach, his pupils blown wide, as his head spun.

“Why don’t I take you home?” The older man asked with a shit-eating grin, removing Spencer’s bag from over his head, to rest it on his own-bulky-shoulder. He took Spencer’s hand in his own, the poor boy practically melting under the soft touch, as he followed Derek out of Garcia’s office.

As they made theire way to Derek’s car, Spencer thought if this was really what he wanted. Was he willing to let him self be even more vulnerable around the man he’d been pining after for years? What if he leaves? What will you do with yourself then, Spencer? He heard his mother’s voice in his head. Learn to live without him... but for now, I’ll appreciate any moment spent with him. He smiled. He felt as if there was a weight lifted off his shoulders. No more worries. No more unrequited feelings. It’s just us now, Spencer thought, taking Derek’s hand in his own. And I’m perfectly fine with that.

#maggie writes 😛#moreid #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds fic #moreid fanfiction #moreid fluff #moreid fic #cm fanfiction #cm #criminal minds #spencer x derek #derek morgan #spencer reid #penelope garcia #maggies fics #maggie writes

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kennyhoemega · 3 years

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am thinking about eddie kingston, mans living rent free in my head 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

ugh yeah, eddie’s the whole damn package!!!! he’s so pretty and good and he makes my heart beat real fast whenever he’s on!!!!! also i’m gonna need him to drop that eyebrow routine bc babey boy is KILLIN it.

also hi ellie bean, ilysm!!!!!!!!!

#hintsofsunshine #friends

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onlyplatonicirl · 4 years

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How about 28?

Who is my best friend?

Well, I can’t really decide. I have so many good friends 😭😭 so this post is now A BEST FRIEND CALLOUT POST

One of my best irl friends is @pretty-boy-grayson. She lives down the street from me and she’s the one who created the concept of the council and Alchemy. The whole plot of tcoti was born during one of our sleepovers where we were up til 2 am talking about ink breaking error out of an evil lab. Also I’ve known her since like kindergarten and she’s the most radical human ever, super fashionable and I WISH I could be as stylish as her, and I also she’s just hilarious and I love her so much and she dragged me into Good Omens and now we are both soft for Aziraphale and Crowley 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕✨LEO ILYSM

My other best friends are my Lunch Squad at school (Infinity, Prov, and Welmish on my server) I have been to the ends of the earth with them. One of our class trips took us to Germany and I remember me and Infinity stayed up til really late talking about our favorite fandoms and she told me all about Borderlands and Detroit Become Human and how much she loved Klance and in turn I told her about afterdeath so I still remember us just huddled in hotel bed giggling like BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE BRO. Also Prov is the literal cutest and the sassiest person alive. Huge Kpop stan, pulls off a bowl cut(?) really well and has different colored hair every time I see them, and also is the SICKEST DANCER 👏👏 Super groovy and fun, love them so much. Welmish is a walking snuggle who I love with all my heart and she loves Jjba and she likes to show us out of context scenes from the comic on her phone and it’s hilarious. She loves science and nature and her fashion sense is so RAD and she’s the most wholesome uwu bean on this planet and I feel like a crying cat surrounded by heart emojis whenever I see her. We VIBE at lunch, and @soapymochi sits with us too! (Mochi is an Angel btw and can draw Spinel like it’s no body’s buisness. If anyone deserves Spinel as a wife it’s her lowkey 👀👀👀) We all have a super nifty time and they all make me so happy 😭😭

My best ONLINE friend tho??? @synnibear03 hands down. We talk pretty much everyday. She’s talented, funny, smart, extremely clever, and every time I get a message from her I get so excited. Whenever I’m having a bad day and I vent to her she always makes me feel so much better about myself, and I always hope I cheer her up too. All the people so say negative things about her can shove a pointy stick up their butts because I know firsthand who she is and I think she’s an absolute blessing. The first time she texted me I nearly had a heart attack because “omg famous person liked my FanFiction???? Omg????? Is am I commit die??????? Hhfhfjfjfjh?!?!!?!??:!1” I literally could not comprehend that THE YOUTUBE LEGEND SCOOTALOO LOVES SANS wanted to TALK to mE???? A peasant????? but then I realized she’s a goofy goober and a Babey that I want to Hug All The Time and her ideas are RADICAL AND HER ART MAKES ME owoCRY ALL OVER MYSELF. SYTHIA ILYSM AND I WISH I COUL JUST LEAP THRU MY COMPUTER AND GIVE YOU A BIG HUG NO HOMEWORK SMOOCH 💕💕✨✨✨💕💕💕💕💕✨✨✨✨✨✨😭😭💞😭💞😭💞😭😭💕😭💕😭💞💞💞😭

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AGAIN I COULD WRITE ACTUAL ESSAYS ON HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL

#ask lorel #lordterronus #SORRY I WENT OVERBOARD #I HAVE A LOT OF LOVE IN MY HEART #AND I MISS ALL MY FRIENDS #ITS BEEN SO LONG #SINCE THE LAST IVE SEEN MY SQUAD #LOST TO THIS MONSTER #THE VIRUS BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

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luci-cunt · 3 years

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@petalsfloating ilysm akjsdfajsdlfkjasdlk

#i want details#i am a fann#please how did mycroft and irene get together#how did sherlock and watson meet#is carrie realllly a babey do they have le qualifications huh#please no pressure but i would like to seee

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!!!! <333

(also @moonsandstarsaregay if you have anything to add on feel free <33)

Ok so #1: How did Mycroft and Irene get together?

asldkfja;sljfal;sdkfj this one’s funny because Moony and I haven’t really thought about how they got together XDD, it was probably something like Mycroft going “oh my god you’re gorgeous please let me feed you expensive food and kiss u” and Irene going “abso-fucking-lutely” BUTT!!! the way they get engaged,,,,, now that’s a story!!!

I’ll give u a snippet from the plot outline:

[More happens but later on Mycroft wisens up and runs through the rain to stand, dripping, on Sherlock’s doorstep asking for Irene.]

“Irene Adler,” Mycroft said softly, her voice shook as she said it, and it was like watching rain fall up seeing this woman so fragile as she watched Irene through her wet, ruined hair. “When I look at you I feel more than I’ve ever felt in my entire life, I hate it sometimes, because I think it’s going to kill me,” she took a long breath, setting her jaw as her eyes shone with emotion. “But hell is a heaven compared to what life would be like without you.”

“Yes,” Irene said, tears streaking down her face as she reached out for Mycroft and kissed her frantically. It seemed like an odd response, at least until Mycroft broke from the kiss to curse.

“Jesus fucking christ woman I didn’t even pull out the ring yet,” she hissed, and Irene laughed though her sob and threw herself into Mycroft’s arms.

#1: Is Carrie really a baby?

In the figurative sense of the word? yes. In the physical sense of the word? No akjdssadflkajsd, he’s actually older than Watson!

For context, Carrie, Bill, Watson, and Kent had all been in foster care for a while before they got dumped into a boys home where they all met and became really quick friends. Carlton Watson--a local police chief--helped out at the home enough that he and the boys started getting close, and then when the ppl running the home found out Bill was a “girl” (because he’s transitioned but hasn’t had surgery) they were going to send him to a girls home and in order to avoid that Carlton adopts Bill, but he can’t just leave the other boys so he adopts them all. Their actual ages go: Kent, then Carrie and Bill, and then Watson, but the fam acts like Kent and Watson are the oldest.

Also Carrie and Bill always get called the “twins” because their birthdays are like 3 days apart and they make it “twin week.” Also they’re the closest of the brothers and just akjd;flakjsdf perfect I love them so much.

“Do they have le qualifications?” alksdjf;lajsdflkajsd absolutely.

Carrie doesn’t like confrontation, at all--he had a special spot under the stairs he used to hide in when he was growing up anytime the boys started fighting. He also jsut really wants everyone to get along. He and Bill share an apartment with some roommates because both of them had a hard time moving out of Carlton’s place. He became a cop because his brothers (except Watson) and dad did and he wanted to work with them more. aajsd;lkfajlsdk there’s more but this is so long I love him he’s babey.

Here’s a snippet (also this is technically the begining of Sherlock and Watson’s 2nd meeting!):

he got a text from Bill. Dinner. Bill always phrased questions like that, rarely using question marks. It was something he’d picked up from Kent and Carlton--though, which one of them got it from the other was debatable. Carrie was the only one aside from Watson himself who had actual manners, and his text came through a few minutes after Bill’s. Dinner? Bill wants Chinese but I want pizza. Thoughts?

Before Watson could answer however, another text came through. Please say pizza? Ask Kent, I don’t care. Watson tapped out, filling his coffee maker with water and flicking it on. He poked his head in his fridge, but the contents were abysmal, so he stuck a bagel in the toaster and called it good as his phone rang again. Kent said to ask you :( Because of course he did. A text from Bill came through. If u say yes to pizza its favoritism and Ill hate u forever. Carrie’s: pleeeeaaaseee came through at the same time, along with a string of emojis. Instead of answering Watson called Kent. “What do you want?” Kent answered, picking up on the third ring like he always did. “Pizza or Chinese?” Watson asked. “I’m working Watty,” Kent said, with an exhausted sounding sigh. Watson just waited, and he heard another sigh before the sound of Kent opening the door to his office to yell for Bill and Carrie to stop bothering Watson and get back to work. “There,” he said, back on the phone. “Thanks, are you still working the DeMain case?” Watson asked, pouring his finished coffee into a mug and singing his fingers on the toasted bagel. “Yeah, it’s mostly just paperwork at this point.” “Make the twins do it.” “I’m not--what do you want? What--yeah it’s Watty wh--what?” Kent’s tone suddenly went up four octaves in surprise and Watson furrowed his brow. Before he could get a word in though Kent was back on the line. “Jonathan Watson do you have something to tell me?” he said sharply, and Watson blinked, freezing where he was about to bite into the bagel. “What?” Watson managed. “Do we get to go to the reception at least!?” Carrie’s muffled voice came over the line, which only proved to further confuse Watson. “Watty there’s a nutjob here for you claiming to be your husband,” Bill’s voice suddenly piped in, and Watson swore colorfully. “This had better be some asshole I need to have committed because if this is how I’m finding out--” Kent threatened, and Watson tipped his head back and muttered more curses at the ceiling. “No--no, I’m not--Jesus--relax, ok, I’m not married or getting married,” Watson said, rubbing his eyes in exasperation.

#3: How did Sherlock and Watson meet?

At a crime scene askdjf;lasjdf;lkj Watson was hired to steal Sherlock’s job but instead he helped solve the case and then Sherlock fell in love and moved from Portland to Seattle so he could work with him more kajs;dlfkjalsdfj

Here’s a snippet:

[WARNING: non-graphic mentions of suicide]

Before he could really look into it, however, the front door slammed open. “Remarkable how you didn’t even think to call me--” a man said as he sauntered in. “You’re giving me the impression you don’t like me.” The man’s grin was feral looking, a bit unsettling. He was tall--though shorter than Watson by almost a full foot--and lanky. Seemingly all long, sharp limbs that somehow managed to fall exactly where he seemed to want them. He was wearing a haphazard version of the clean suits, with the actual jumpsuit only half on and a pair of gloves. His longer brown hair was tied back and he didn’t have a mask on. Watson knew in a moment this must be Sherlock, and he was already annoyed by the man simply by his blatant disrespect of sterile crime scenes. He looked like a TV show detective, it was infuriating. “Montez! Baby! Give me the details, who’s our lady?” the man said with a sloppy grin as he crossed the room with his arms out. “What was it this time? Pills? No--don’t answer that I can see it,” he said, frowning a little as he examined the woman’s body, lingering for a moment on the slipper that had fallen off. “See, funny story, I actually didn’t call you because I don’t want you here,” Montez said with a scowl Watson could see even behind her mask. “You just keep getting funnier Montez,” Sherlock said, cocking his head and then following some invisible trail to the bathroom, where Watson was still standing. Watson went back to looking at the iPad. The doctor who’d prescribed the pills appeared to be legit, and the pharmacy was too--just down the street actually. He was scrolling through the other crime scenes to check for pills as well when suddenly Sherlock stopped in front of him. “You--” the man said, narrowing his eyes on Watson. “--are new…” “They called him in to disprove your crack-pipe theory,” Montez said, and Watson suppressed a sigh. “Really?” Sherlock said, his smile was not the reaction Watson expected. “And what are you looking up Mr. Job-Stealer?” He asked, standing on his toes to look over the top of the iPad. Watson jerked it out of view without thinking, but that just made Sherlock’s grin widen. “Oh! That’s something new--look Montez he doesn’t think your people can do basic detective work,” Sherlock said, before patting Watson’s shoulder. “Don’t worry you’re not wrong but--” “What?” Montez asked, and Watson really did sigh then. “I’m not--” Watson started, but Sherlock was spinning around. “I’ll make this easy for you Mr. Job-Stealer,” Sherlock said. “Doctor,” Watson said through gritted teeth. “Doctor Watson.” “She did kill herself doctor Job-Stealer, I’m sure you’ve come to that conclusion, I’m sure you all have--I’d honestly be worried if you didn’t,” he started rambling, and Watson scowled as he went back to the iPad, only half listening as the man continued. “As you can see this room is what one might call the dictionary’s definition of a depressed woman’s home. The curtain’s drawn--no natural light, a dying plant that must have only recently stopped getting regular water, the mess around the corners, like she only had the energy to clean up the center--” Watson frowned as he realized another connection. All the suicide victims had been taking the same antidepressents, prescribed by different doctors, but, they were all getting their prescriptions from the same pharmacy down the street. “--and there’s the disaster of a kitchen, I’m sure the fridge was emptier than heaven, and--” Watson was so busy double checking his findings that he didn’t notice Sherlock slowly coming back over with his head cocked and a curious expression on his sharp face. “--there’s the matter of the slipper, I’m sure of course you found the pills in the bathroom, you can see the scuff marks from where she dragged her feet as she got… closer to the… couch as the drugs kicked… in--Doctor what are you so interested in?” Watson’s head snapped up and he blinked out of his thoughts. “Ah--” he said, but Sherlock stole the iPad, scrolling through the page and flipping through the other’s Watson had been looking at as his eyes widened, and then he looked up at Watson. “You--” Sherlock started, “Are the sexiest man I’ve ever laid eyes on, please explain and tell the cops to catch up,” he said, and then he was gone. Watson blinked, his brain reeling as he tried to comprehend exactly what just happened. “The fuck was that?” Montez asked, and Watson fumbled to come up with a response. “I--uhm--I don’t--” he managed. Thankfully the detective didn’t seem to be actually paying him any attention, instead leaning out the doorway of the apartment to yell something at Sherlock. When that didn’t get her anywhere she turned back to Watson. “Where is he going?” she asked, and Watson just flipped the iPad around to show the pharmacy’s address.

#OS&W #alkjds;flajs;dlfkjasdlkfj ilysm for fueling my addiction

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