#batchristmas

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Christmas Wishlist

Damian: So, what are you getting me for Christmas?

Jason: Nice try, brat.

Jason: Actually, no, terrible try. What was that? Where’s the subtly? The cunning?

Damian: *shrugs*

Later

Steph: Just out of curiosity, were you expecting that to work? At all?

Damian: Not really, no.

Steph: Then why bother?

Damian: It’s all part of my plan.

Steph:

Damian:

Steph: Are you going to expound on that, or…

Later that week

Oracle: Robin, there’s a burglary taking place on 5th and Jefferson.

Nightwing: I’ll be there in like three minutes, Robin, just wait for me.

Robin: I have it handled.

Red Robin: Just wait for Nightwing, you dummy.

Robin: Unnecessary.

Spoiler: You’re going to make Nightwing sad.

Oracle: Or you’ll get hurt.

Spoiler: Yeah, or that.

Robin: Tt. I’ll be fine. “He will win who knows when to fight and when to fight harder.”

Red Hood: That is NOT how that quote goes.

Everyone:

Oracle: Hood, I thought you were in California this week.

Red Hood: I felt an insult to humanity preparing to take form.

More later

Cass: Did you tell Jason what you wanted for Christmas yet?

Damian: I’m working on it.

Several days after that

Tim: Why are you in my room?

Damian: You left the window open.

Tim:

Damian: The philosophers are very clear on what to do there.

Tim:

Damian, a little louder: When your enemy leaves their WINDOW open.

Tim: And are you achieving what you are hoping to achieve right now?

Damian: Unclear.

Tim: You know, you could always write a letter to Santa like a normal kid.

Damian: Absolutely not.

Tim: Yeah… Probably for the best, actually, considering past dealings and all…

Christmas Morning

Damian, opening his gift:

Dick: What’d Jason give you?

Damian: *proudly holds up a signed copy of The Art of War*

Tim: Okay, that’s got to be fake, right?

Everyone: *looks at Jason*

Jason, shrugging: The Flashes owed me a favor.

Bruce, eye twitching slightly: Do I have to send the time travel safety presentation out to everyone again?

Jason: Don’t worry, they already fixed the parts of the timeline they broke.

Bruce: *very lengthy sigh*

Damian: Thank you, Jason.

Jason: You’re welcome.

Jason: Now there will be no more murdering of quotes. You have no excuses.

Later

Damian: My plan worked.

Steph: And just asking was too hard because…

Damian: What’s the point of that? Where’s the cunning? The subtly?

#what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon #batfam #batkids #damian wayne #jason todd #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #tim drake #dick grayson #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #christmas #batchristmas #annoying bruce is the only valid pastime #robin #red hood #all the batkids are little chaos gremlins and you can’t convince me otherwise

[thrainbowday]

My batchristmas

#batman #the batman #christmas

[yukilefay]

🎄🎅⛄Merry BatChristmas from the Gotham girls!! 🎄🎅⛄ . 📷 by @chibi_lilie💕. #PoisonIvy @natypoison_. #Harley @itsreah_. #Catwoman @yukilefay. #Batgirl @lila.hime. #Batman #batxmas #batchristmas #xmascosplay #GothamSirens #Gotham #gothamgirls #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplay

#cosplay #poisonivy #cosplayer #batman #xmascosplay #batchristmas #batgirl #gotham #batxmas #gothamgirls #harley #catwoman #cosplaygirl #gothamsirens

[steveoatney]

He’s making a list, and checking it twice… 🦇🎅🏼 #BatChristmas #BatXmas #Batman #Xmas #NaughtyList #BatSanta #HolyNaughtyListBatman

#xmas #holynaughtylistbatman #batsanta #naughtylist #batxmas #batman #batchristmas

[rainbow-art-supplies]

New new in stock!!! Halloween and Christmas resin fillings https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1067243004/colorful-halloween-ghost-batchristmas #resinart #resinaccessories #resinmolds https://www.instagram.com/p/CTkDtw4sutp/?utm_medium=tumblr

#resinart #resinaccessories #resinmolds

[phsilas]

BatChristmas #natal #feliznatal #christmas #Batman #wonderwoman #dccomics #funkopop (em Belo Horizonte, Brazil)

#dccomics #wonderwoman #christmas #feliznatal #funkopop #natal #batman

[kida]

hi babe! can u rec some mermaid blogs for me pls? 2k17 is the year for mernaids

ahsndndk okay okay so i don’t know all of the mermaid blogs but i track the #mermaids tag so i see a lot there, but the blog @mermaids-and-anchors posts a lot a lot a lot of mermaids and underwater stuff and all the blogs they reblog from is suuuuper good

#batchristmas #asks

[laudna]

hey u ok bud?

someone sent me a message bashing carrie fisher because they saw my snapchat story where I had two things pertaining to Carrie Fisher when I found out she died about how I loved her and miss her. He just sent me an entire paragraph calling her shit and bashing her.

#answered #batchristmas

[rio6]

Happy holidays, y'all! 💜

#batman #Christmas #Christmas 2016 #bat Christmas #batchristmas #jingle bells batman smells #bat signal #nativity #bat nativity #dceu #dc comics #dc #3 wise men #wise men #batman and robin #batfamily #happy holidays

[warmday]

i love rolls up i used to have them as a snack in primary school all the time

no offence but roll ups > meaningful relationships and human connection

#batchristmas #food m /

[warmday]

pineapple pizza 👌👌👌

u love starting disco horse dont u

#batchristmas #answered #food m /

[warmday]

peanut butter and vegemite on toast is the best combination known to man

heathen

#asdfghjkl #answered #batchristmas #first of all its peanut paste what are we americans #second everyone knows ​vegimite must be consumed straight from the jar #okay cant take this srsly anymore asdfGHJKL #food m /

[warmday]

batchristmas replied to your post: batchristmas replied to your post: ...

ur dogs r now woke

they sleep too muhc for that

#batchristmas

[warmday]

batchristmas replied to your post: *fills my dogs water bowl* take a fucking sip...

KIERA OH MYGOD

everyone @ me all the time

#batchristmas

[warmday]

*fills my dogs water bowl* take a fucking sip babes

#batchristmas