#bc he is SWORN TO SECRECY

[ilynpilled]

honestly kinda scary what the text keeps implying about the kg and what they would have done 💀

#ser gerold on the frontlines of its more ethical to let 500k ppl burn alive #so its ok #honestly im still trying to figure out like the wildfire is being placed #the kg r still in the city #i mean darry and barristan is back by chelsted’s execution #at least #bc we know darry guards the door right after w jaime #and chelsted gets executed bc he finds out bc as jaime notes he wasnt stupid #and protests #and the rhaella passage starts with the king hides no secrets from the kg #so its all so interesting like how much did they know lol #but j does say his sworn brothers were all away #at least when the actual plan was being conducted in secrecy #but idk about the actual order bc that was made earlier #anyway nobody was paying attention to this still and its so funny

[septimus-heap]

Okay so I have several time travel aus for marcia but the one I'm thinking abt rn is. Basically the same premise as the undead sep au except marcia can't bring him back and he stays dead. And she freaks out and spirals hard searching for a way to save him. And in the process of going through spell after spell she ends up sending herself back in time maybe 7 years and she wakes up in the body of her 30 yr old self, and the supreme custodian is still in charge and the young army still exists and she freaks out even worse for a little bit before she realises that she can save septimus now!!!! And she doesn't even take time to adjust to the fact she's in the past now she just disguises herself as a Regular Person and goes to kidnap a child

#sep talks #septimus heap #marcia overstrand #I don't have a specific tag for this au sadly. Oh well #oh yeah she kidnaps tiny sep + manages to convince him she's actually going to help #but he insists that she take 409 too so yes this is another au where marcia adopts 2 small children #she has to keep them basically secret and they're both pretty much ok w that bc they don't rlly want to go outside abdjdnfjfn #there's maybe like. A few wizards who know abt them but they r sworn to secrecy

[lobsterdex]

hello i’m the op of the dex @ chuck e. cheese post and i think you’ll be delighted to know that not only do many employees have to wear the suit, they also have to be out of it and do other slightly humiliating things! it’s not just one guy in the suit, it’s a bunch of people on a rotating system. so people absolutely know that it’s him. also, if you aren’t in the suit, you might have to do a thing called “waking up chuck e” that involves dancing on a stage to a video with a bunch of children until chuck e. cheese shows up. (all of this is information gathered from the friend who worked there so it might be a little off.)

oh my god???? oh my god fhghjffgafjkfa thank you so much for this information i'm losing my mind. like at least the humiliation is shared so there's some solidarity there? but the whole "waking up chuck e" is bonkers like its for the kids i get it but oakafkjhfalkasjf afl;ashl. dex takes the job even though he submitted his resume to the wrong online job posting because they were the first to get back to him and because he needed the money and because "how bad can it be he's used to kids" and it's bad. but he doesn't hear back from any other places so he just. keeps working there. and lies to the boys about where he works because he's like "why the fuck would my friends ever end up in chuck e cheese they're whole adults" and that is his own foolish mistake because we all know the smh would love to organize an excursion to chuck e cheese. holster books his birthday party there. he informs the groupchat of this. dex checks his phone mid shift and his soul leaves his body when he reads the message.

#or alternatively #nursey and chowder know abt his job bc of course #but they are sworn to secrecy until he gets another one #and when he checks his phone mid shift #he sees like 30 messages in the frogs gc so he checks the smh one first #and immediately knows what the 30 messages from nursey and chowder are about #dex: did you fuckers tell him #chowder: no of course not and i'm offended you would think that #nursey: nah man you know he did that all on his own #chowder: honestly i'm not sure why any of us are surprised #dex: i hate that you're right c #nursey: so like are we going #dex: no #chowder: yes #nursey: lmaooooo #dex: absolutely not you can go without me i refuse to be associated with holster in that context #nursey: booooooo #nursey: cmon man give him SOME credit #chowder: wait he has a point i think holster wants to pregame #chowder: and that is his place of business #nursey: oh i'm taking edibles before for sure #nursey: but ugh fine we'll cover for you if needed #dex: you're all going to get banned from chuck e cheese and for one cannot wait #nursey: maybe so #chowder: we won't get banned #chowder: well ok maybe #answered #1-hat

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

Accidentally drank some coworkers soda and now he’s real mad about it (it was a really tiny can) and I’m not fessing up but I feel like he knoooooows

#he’s so much like his mom (another coworker) and she terrifies me actually #no one tell him #you’re sworn to secrecy with me #to my defense he did not put his name on it like I’ve told everyone countless times bc I am a food/drink thief #anD IT WAS A SMALL CAN #(if he finds out I’ll literally just give him a dollar for it LOL) #help I’m stressed

[chmydarling]

aight, hear me out-

#i can't fkn get this au out of my head #so just imagine marlon confiding in lou about the raiders one night and he is just stunned #like his whole world and everything he knew is collapsing in front of his eyes #and he has such a guilty conscience he's like- you gotta tell the others dude I gotta tell the others- #but m has sworn him to secrecy #and he is so shaken from that point on he's just super unusually quiet and everyone's wondering what tf is up w him #esp vi who corners him one time and he just rambles awkwardly and avoids her gaze the whole time #he can barely look at both m and violet and constantly makes excuses to avoid them #just imagine when clem is confronting m and she calls on louis to back her up and marlon's like 'HE FUCKING KNEW' and all the others turn t #him n he's just speechless #and from then on the trust between clem and him is super shaky bc she is suspicious that he agreed w m to sell her and aj out HNNNGH #and he is so desperate to convince her that that was never the case that it never would be #my H E A R T #[ aj rambles. ] #[ out of songs. ]

[venusacrossthestars]

sharp or dull

pairing- Lando Norris x fem!reader

summary- Lando has begged you to stream with him, you will on one condition- it has to be an ASMR stream

wc- 1.7k

a/n: I wrote this in one sitting bc I cooked this up as a nighttime scenario, because I am an ASMR hoe, hope you enjoy! I also tried something a little new, I added the 'chat' section of the stream, you'll see what I mean. idk if I'm a fan of it or not.

f1 masterlist

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or better yet known as ASMR, had taken TikTok, YouTube, and nearly every other social media platform by storm. To you, ASMR was a calming and relaxing way to unwind after a long day. And as an ASMR-artist you were constantly trying to find new ways to bring that experience to your viewers

Lando, however, could never understand the appeal of ASMR. He didn’t find it relaxing, calming, or anything of the sorts. He much preferred to fall asleep in pure silence, maybe the sound of a fan once in a while. While he didn’t understand it that didn’t mean he didn’t support you and your ‘art’. 

“Babeeee,” Lando whined. 

“What?” 

“Stream with me, pleaseeeee.” 

You rolled your eyes for what felt like the hundredth time. Lando had been begging you for days to with him. Why? Well, when you asked him his exact words were, “Because I get lonely.”  And while you loved Lando, sitting there while he played whatever random game he could find just to keep him company, did not sound appealing. 

“Landoooo,” you draw out in response to his whining. 

“Baby please,” he begs again, “I’ll even let you choose what we do, I swear.” 

A lightbulb goes off in your head. “Anything?” 

“Yes?” He replies, curious to your response. 

Your face breaks out into a grin, “And you promise you’ll do it.” 

Lando takes a big gulp, “What are you planning woman?” 

“Promise?” You hold out your pinky and shake it at him, awaiting his answer. 

He takes your pinky in his, “Promise.” 

Its a week later when Lando is finally able to stream and you couldn’t be more excited. You still haven’t told your boyfriend of your plans. 

“Babe, what are we doing? I need to know so I can set up.” 

“Don’t worry about setting any of your games up. We are going to be doing something else,” You tell him. 

Lando shoots you a confused look, “Care to let me in that pretty head of yours.” 

You giggle, “Well since you said we can do anything of my choosing we will being doing an ASMR stream!” You throw out your hands excitedly. 

Lando looks less than thrilled, “No.” He says flatly. “I meant like you could pick out the game or a challenge. I am not doing ASMR.” 

“You should’ve specified the terms then Norris. And if I am remembering correctly you pinky promised on ‘anything’, can’t go back on that.” 

“Babe I'm not doing ASMR.” 

“Fine then you can stream by yourself.” You cross your arms across your chest and give Lando a pointed look, you were not backing down. 

“No.” 

“You wouldn’t even have to do anything! I would be doing all of it!” 

“No.” 

“Not even a head massage?” 

“No.” 

“Not even sharp or dull?” 

This is when you know you have him hooked. Lando can tell everyone that he doesn’t care for ASMR, that he doesn’t find it relaxing, all that jazz. But you know something they don’t. You know that this man is a sucker for the ‘sharp or dull’ genre of ASMR, and since Lando has sworn you to secrecy you were unable to share this juicy piece of information with the world. 

“... fine, I am only doing this because I love you.” 

As Lando was setting up the stream you were busy gathering your supplies that were spewed about Lando’s streaming room, which at times doubled as your recording studio when you filmed for your YouTube channel. 

Lando went live, muting his mic while being black-screened. You could see the comments flooding the chat:

landonorizzzzzzz- LANDO STREAMMMMMMM pizzaparty124003- about time!! we were in a drought! carlando4lifeeee- HE”S BACK FROM WARRRRR justaninchident- WE CAN”T SEE YOU papayaboyzzz- LANDOOOOOOOOO

Lando unmutes his mic, “I know you can’t see me chat.” 

You whack his arm, “Lando, be nice.” 

carlando4lifeeee- IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS???? landoandy/naremyparents- MOTHER IS HERE justaninchident- DEFEND ME MOTHER PLEASEEEEE sofishdicatedaf- OMG WE ARE GETTING A Y/N AND LANDO STREAM??

Lando finally turns on the camera and chat continues to lose their mind, “Yes chat, Y/N is here.” 

You wave at the camera, “Hiiiiiii!” 

“Do you want to tell them what we are doing today or do want me?” 

“I can tell them. Chat, today we are doing something I am a literal professional at.” Lando rolls his eyes, “Don’t roll your eyes at me mister, you begged me for a literal week to stream with you.” 

landoandy/naremyparents- HE BEGGED HER TO STREAM WITH HIM?!?!!  y/nismymotherfrfr- RELATIONSHIP GOALS papayaboyzzz- lol simppppppp

You glance at chat, laughing at their reaction, “Yes, he’s been begging for me to do this for a long time! I only agreed once he pinky promised that we could do whatever I want. And I chose,” you pause in suspense, “to do ASMR on my lovely boyfriend.” 

“Yay,” Lando says enthusiastically. 

“Stop. You are going to love it.” 

“If you insist.” 

You launch into explanation, “So as some of you know I run an ASMR account on YouTube and TikTok and today I’ll be doing a couple different ‘triggers’ on Lando.” 

“A couple? I only agreed to one,” he interrupts you. You shoot Lando a pleading look and it takes only a few seconds before he is admitting defeat. “Fine, only a couple though.” He glances at the screen where the chat is displayed, “Call me a simp all you want, at least I have a girlfriend to simp over.” 

“Chat, don’t mind him, he only found out what I wanted to do like 20 minutes ago. But as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted is that I’ll be doing a couple different ‘triggers’ that are pretty popular amongst my audience such as- sharp or dull, head massage, hair brushing.” 

After your explanation you get up from your seat and gather your supplies as Lando messes with the camera and mic. 

“Lan, can you scooch back just a tad?”

“Hmm? Oh, of course baby.” 

“Thank you,” you give him a small kiss on the crown of his head.

“So I am going to start of with the head massage and hair brushing first,” you explain to chat, moving to speak in your softer, slower tone that you use while filming, “Then for the grand finale I’ll do the sharp or dull.” 

Lando always turned to putty when you played with his hair, you weren’t expecting this to be any different, well minus the fact that a bunch of fans were watching. At first you weren’t sure if the mic was even picking up on any of noise but one quick glance at chat seemed that they were all enjoying it. For multiple reasons, you were sure of it. 

After five-or-so minutes of head scratching you decide to check in on your completely silent boyfriend. “Still doing okay baby?” You ask, voice nearly a whisper. 

“Yeah, I’m doing great,” Lando response at full Lando volume. 

papayaboyzzz- MY EARSSSSSS sofishdicatedaf- tell me why I had my volume all the way up and this man decided to talk FULL VOLUME WHAT THE HELL LANDO ass-mr- this man has no idea how to asmr asmrismycrack- no bc why? his gf is literally an asmr PRO

You chuckle at the comments, “Baby you have to be quiet.” 

“What? Why?” He turns around, looking at you confused. 

“Because having people talk loudly, or practically screaming in your case, isn’t really relaxing to listen to.” 

“Oh, sorry,” Lando drops his voice to a much quieter tone, giving you a sheepish smile. 

“That’s okay baby.”

You go move through a couple other triggers, and around the 20-minute mark you decided to wrap things up, “Ok, since I don’t want to bore all of you we are going to move onto the sharp or dull. Then, I don’t know, maybe a Q and A or something.” 

Once again you explain the sharp or dull concept to Lando and the chat, “By the way chat this is Lando’s favorite genre.” 

“Lies, I don’t watch ASMR.” 

“You’re the only one telling lies. You love sharp or dull ASMR, it’s the only one you watch.” 

“Babeeee,” Lando whines, “You were sworn to secrecy.” 

You shrug your shoulders, “Whoops.” 

“Now no one will think I’m cool.” 

“I don’t think you needed any help with that.” Lando looks at you offend that you would say such a thing, you grab his head and turn his face back to the camera. “Okay close your eyes and tell me if this is sharp or dull,” 

You alternate between poking Lando's face with the Q-tip or the toothpick that you have in your hand. Lando gets every guess correct but as you go on you can tell by how his voice gets quieter that he is getting more and more tired. Maybe doing this stream late at night wasn't the best idea. 

“Ok, I think that’s enough.” 

Lando groans at his cut off, “Chat I don’t think I’m gonna make it.” 

You giggle at his sleepiness, “Next time we can do something you want, but for now I think it’s time for bed.”

Lando hums in agreement, “Goodnight everyone! Thanks for tunning in!” 

You wave at the camera, “Goodnight!!” 

Lando shuts down the stream along with his PC and slumps in his chair, “What did you do to me. I’m ready to pass out.” 

“It’s the magic of ASMR.” 

“Fine, I guess it was the magic of ASMR,” Lando sighs out.

“Does that mean you like it now?” You ask, pulling him out of his chair. 

Lando collapses against you, his arms wrap around you as the two of you waddle towards the bathroom. “I only like it when you do it. That’s it.” 

“I’ll take it.” 

The two of you brush your teeth in silence, you watch as Lando can barely keep his eyes open. His sleepiness at your ASMR was a compliment in the highest regards. Lando reattaches himself to your back as you make your way into your shared bedroom. 

As you climb under the covers and reposition yourself in Lando’s arms you can feel his breathing steady out. 

“Babe?” He whispers. 

“Lan?” 

“You meant what you said?” 

“Meant what?” 

“That we could do whatever I want next time you come and stream with me?” 

“Well, anything within reason.” 

“Promise,” Lando wiggles his pinky.

“Promise,” you whisper back, interlocking his pinky with yours.

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#f1 #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula 1 #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris fluff #lando norris #ln4 x reader #ln4 imagine #ln4 fluff #ln4 fic #ln4 #mclaren

[sprout-fics]

No bc I’ve been thinking about omega verse 141 and I want to know every single thought you have rattling around in ur beautiful head. I’m on my hands and knees begging 💕💕

Poly TF141 x Omega! Reader Headcanons

(Poly TF14 x F! Omega Reader)

(Part Three: Interest)

Tags: Omegaverse, Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, Hidden designations, Alpha! John Price, Alpha! Simon 'Ghost' Riley, Beta! Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, Omega! John 'Soap' MacTavish, Omega F! Reader, Group dynamics, Poly TF141, Omega discrimination, Slow burn

Masterlist

Things are...different after you get back from the mission where your heat broke

Price has sworn the team to secrecy, but it doesn't do much good, because your designation gets revealed pretty quickly

You're told by the base medic that you are forbidden from continuing the suppressants who have been using, because of their extremely toxic side-effects. The same medic mandates you for a 3 month long detox period to completely flush the suppressants from your body before you can continue a more prescribed set

You're furious about it, but recognize that if you continue to hide your designation the way you've been doing, it could last with some very very negative side-effects, and you aren't exactly keen on having your comrades assist you through a heat again

Not because they weren't...good...but because it's just so damn fucking awkward. How the hell are you supposed to ask your COs to fuck you through a heat? Fuck. That.

Without your suppressants, you're forced to walk around base blaring your scent to anyone who passes by. It causes quite a stir, considering everyone thought you'd been a beta up until that point

It also means that you get a number of unwanted advances from those interested in an unclaimed omega. You manage to brush them off and chase them away for the most part, up until you don't

You get cornered after training by a group of soldiers who pick at you for hiding your designation, for being unclaimed, for being an omega

You feel your heart thump up your chest, trying to find a way to dart past them when a huge, looming shadow falls over you all

Ghost stares down at the group like they're insects. Displeasure and contempt written clear across his face. He barely needs to speak before the group is scampering off with tails tucked between their legs

Ghost doesn't advance where they have left space, merely nods at you and continues on his way

It's...startling and relieving all at once, and you realize quickly that the team is more than happy to provide scary guard dog privileges when you need them

It's Soap who tries to bridge the gap first. Soap offers advice about navigating as an omega, and even though he's claimed you find it's helpful to have a friend

That's the other thing though. You realize Soap is constantly sporting a healthy amount of alpha scent marking from not one but two alphas. It takes a bit to wrap your head around, but you suppose it makes sense with how close they all are

You ignore the tug in your stomach that wishes you had that too

Somehow the group has taken a liking to you, and at first you think it's purely sexual based off them helping you through your abrupt heat

Yet there's offerings to help you get adjusted. A pillowcase left in your locker that smells like one of them, one of them gently bumping you in the hallway to rub a dose of scent on you, getting used to sitting with one of them during meals to chase away unwanted courters

It's nice, you admit. You enjoy their company. Soap is lively and playful, Gaz is sweet and has wry humor that makes you smile. It's uncommon for you to eat with Price, but when you do there's a comfortable mentorship there that has your shoulders go a little lax in relief

Ghost is known to occasionally join you all, but you know the lieutenant prefers to eat in the privacy of his room. He makes up for it in other ways, looms behind you when you're facing down another group of alphas who have taken an interest in you, checking in on you from afar. Silent but present. Watching.

You find yourself slowly developing friendships with them all, smiling when you see them, opening up to them and realizing maybe there's more to their advances than you originally guessed

You think perhaps they want you too

#poly 141 x reader #modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #omegaverse tf 141 #omegaverse cod #omegaverse dynamics #omegaverse #drabbles #headcanons

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

congratulations again on the followers. Can we please get the head cannons for Jason grace x daughter of Neptune reader. If your too busy or just don’t feel like it I understand. Love you❤️ and thank you

⋆⭒˚.⋆ jason grace x daughter of neptune! reader hcs

content: jason grace x daughter of neptune! reader hcs warning: loooooots of language my bad yall, the last few had been too clean for me author's note: YES thank you for reminding me bc i did in fact forget this was something i said i would do, LMAO anyways moving on these were good fun and on the masterlist im gonna count them as a continuation bc they are highly related so yeah, enjoy!!

okay okay WE BACK ON THE DAUGHTER OF NEPTUNE GRIND

sally adopts you instantly

her sweet salt water girl

your birthday is basically branded into the calendar along side percy's

then annabeth's is added

then jason's

then everyone elses, all of which are color coded

sally just be collecting demigod children like pokemon frfr

she doesn't care that your a daughter of neptune or whatever, doesn't even care to listen to it as she drags you into the kitchen and shoves blue cookies into your face

you and percy get matching tattoos (other than the camp jupiter ones)

below your ankles, percy got a little wave and you got a little seashell

you two lied and told everyone it was to keep you guys connected but in reality it was a lost bet to the stoll's

who were sworn to secrecy

christmases are always spent at the jackson-blofis household

at first it was just you and percy, then sally allowed jason and annabeth to come too

that then turned into a household filled with demigods, with two on the couch, four on air mattresses in the living room, and then you and percy shared a room

hazel and frank always took the couch, leo loved the air mattresses and always tried to see if he could send someone flying by jumping on it, piper always the victim as they shared. and annabeth and jason would start on the air mattresses, but always find their way to their significant other's room

it took jason three christmases to finally sneak into your room, while annabeth did it the very first second she could

look, he was scared of authority okay, leave him alone

also, doesn't help that you and percy shared a room

i just know percy was glaring up a storm

jk jk he actually likes jason, as much as a brother can like his little sister's boyfriend

he likes how soft jason is with you, gentle hands pushing your hair behind your ears and setting plates of food before you without being told

he can appreciate that jason is good for his sister, but he also loves to put on a show

"MOM! JASON GRABBED Y/N'S BUTT!!" he shouts out of nowhere, jason instantly turning the color of a traffic light and throwing his hands up like he's under arrest

"PERCY! HE DIDN'T, MOM, I SWEAR!" you're shouting back, shoving at percy with your hands

"I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRUST YOUR OWN SON, MOM??"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LYING PIECE OF GREEK-"

"BOTH OF YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!! look, you broke jason," sally cut in, gesturing to jason, who had still yet to move

percy looked all smug until you shoved his face down into his blue pancakes, which were naturally soaked in syrup

"you suck."

"and you swallow."

"STOP YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE JASON WORSE."

poor baby boy

as much as he loves you, refuses to touch you when percy or sally or really anyone is around

he's too proper and scared of pda

he's grown to be okay with holding your hand but even like brushing his hand against your waist and he's apologizing and blushing and pulling back

jason and percy both carry a lot of trauma from their amnesia and the only reason they talked about it with each other was because of you

jason talked to you about it by himself

and then percy talked about it to you by himself

and you were like...why don't they talk to each other about it???

so you locked them in the poseidon cabin and made them talk about it and it was actually super healing

"i just...everytime i forget something, it feels like im gonna forget it all, ya know?" percy murmured, pretending to superrrr interested in a spot on the floor

"if anyone knows, it's me. gods, i worry everyday that i'm gonna wake up and it's all just...going to be gone again. and what if this time, i don't get it back? i dont- i don't get her back. i got lucky, but luck always runs out," jason replied, eyes locked on the lake, which he could see through the window

"i think you'd always remember parts of her. i mean, i did with annabeth and didnt you remember y/n's eyes? i think the gods can only take away so much, i think they left behind residue because they couldn't get rid of all that. all those emotions, all those feelings, all those memories. it's a lot to erase completely," reasoned percy with a shrug before looking up at jason, his lips qurking

"you thinking what im thinking?" he offered and jason pulled his eyes from the lake with a frown.

"statistically speaking, probably not."

"wanna read y/n's diary??"

"what?! no, percy-"

"i've seen some pretty juicy stuff about you in there, grace."

"...just a peek won't hurt, right?"

they did, in fact, not just take a peek

read the whole thing

jason was super smiley coming up to you, proudly pressing a kiss to your cheek, which surprised you as you were aware of his pda issues

"looks who's all happy!! good chat with percy?" you asked with a giggle as he took your hand into his, pressing his lips to the back of your hand, drawing more giggles from you

"yeah, something like that. we just talked about, oh, i dunno, how my eyes remind him of the color of the summer sky when he was 12. oh, and how my skin just looks so nice covered in sweat and-"

"YOU READ MY DIARY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"IT WAS PERCY'S IDEA!!" jason snitched instantly as he tugged his hand free and bolted away

"GREAT! I WAS LOOKING FOR A REASON TO KILL YOU BOTH!! GET BACK HERE, YOU ROMAN MOTHERFUCKER!"

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #heroes of olympus x reader #hoo #percy jackson #jason grace #jason grace x reader

[diordeer]

౨ৎ PINK VENOM

“and I'm wyling, styling on them and there's no chance, cause we got bodies on bodies like this a slow dance” - blackpink (smau)

contains: charlie bushnell x blackpink!reader, face claim is jisoo

description: confession! im not really a blackpink fan but i still thought this was cute so was like ill try but i apologise if i absolutely butchered this… also, whats like a good time to get prom dresses bc my prom isnt for 5 months but im stressing like a lot of girls have already ordered their dresses!

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user2 THEY LOOK SO GOOD OMG

leahsavajeffries omg @iamcharliebushnell

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user3 the aesthetics!!

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user1 u guys are so cute 😖

↳ yn.ln 😘😘

↳ user1 OMG U REPLIED HIHIHI

user2 i love them to the moon and back

↳ user3 to the moon and to saturn*

iamcharliebushnell you look so pretty in the second photo!

↳ dior.n.goodjohn oohh making moves

↳ yn.ln only in the second photo 🤨🤨🤔🤔

↳ iamcharliebushnell NO! Thats not what i mean! You look pretty in ALL the photos just ESPECIALLY the second one!

↳ yn.ln mmmkaaayyy

↳ walker.scobell LMFAO HE FUMBLED

sydney_sweeney i loveee youu

↳ yn.ln love u moree 🫶

user4 i actually cant read charlies comments, WHAT IS HE DOING

↳ aryansimhadri hes trying his best 😞

user5 i LOVE how the whole percy jackson has adopted themselves into yn’s comment section

↳ leahsavajeffries home sweet home 🏡

↳ dior.n.goodjohn we are all here to watch charlie embarrass himself

↳ walker.scobell ^^

↳ yn.ln its cute!

↳ dior.n.goodjohn you do NOT want to see charlie on the group chat after you sent that

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yn.ln life rn?!

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user1 what was that 😃

user2 OMG WHO IS THIS?!?!

user3 guys thats SO charlie, hes literally obsessed with yn in her comment section and hes in her likes too!!

↳ walker.scobell i dont think he could ever land her lets be real

↳ iamcharliebushnell WOW?

user4 i need a man to hold my heels

dior.n.goodjohn i really wonder who this is 🤔

↳ jennierubyjane its such a mystery!

↳ user3 SO IT IS CHARLIE!!

↳ dior.n.goodjohn you said it not me!

user5 okay but can we appreciate her fit for a hot sec

↳ user6 like the skirt!! Omgg

roses_are_rosie 🤭🤭

user8 @iamcharliebushnell confirm or deny?

↳ iamcharliebushnell im sworn to secrecy

↳ yn.ln well you just blew it

↳ iamcharliebushnell sorry 😞😞

↳ yn.ln i think everyone knew already anyways 😘

↳ user4 GUYS ITS CONFIRMED!!

↳ user3 girl i think its been pretty much confirmed for ages already

↳ user4 okay… but officially 🙄

taglist: @lostinhisworld @lizziesfirstwife @auttumnsayshi @silkenthusiasts @taygrls @kidkrowk @kanojous @niktwazny303 @m00ng4z3r @highfidelities @b0ok-lover @vamplyle @xyzstar

#charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #smau #social media au #aesthetic #charlie bushnell #in the know #x reader #blackpink

[running-tweezers]

Some Headcanons Involving Shaw Pack Teens

There is an ongoing prank war between the teens of the Shaw Pack and the Keaton Pack. Neither Alpha is aware of this.

The older teens haze the younger ones by daring them to sneak into Wonderworld. They’re all inevitably caught and scared off by the Solaire Clan member is patrolling the grounds. It’s a right of passage.

Every high school graduate in the pack is met with an embarrassing amount of cheers from one section of the crowd as they walk across the stage.

Asher is the person they call at 1:30 in the morning, from some house party they snuck out to, drunk and crying. He will crawl out of bed at any hour, drop anything, to go pick them up and make sure they get home safe. No questions asked. Don’t worry, I won’t tell your parents. Or David. I promise.

Sweetheart is the ultimate reference for everyone when trying to get summer jobs. They will hype them up like you wouldn’t believe.

Some of the teens with particularly complicated teenage love lives have taken to asking Angel for relationship advice. Because they’re the Alpha’s mate, they must know what they’re doing.

Bc of this Angel is always up to date on the latest drama and gossip, and keeps Asher and Babe updated. Unless of course they have been sworn to secrecy. In that case, you will NEVER get it out of them.

They attempt to keep David up to date, but he can’t keep up. He accidentally asked a poor pack kid where their boyfriend was, 3 weeks after their messy breakup. Angel let him know exactly how in trouble he was.

#I love thinking about pack culture in general #they are a FAMILY #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted shaw pack

[mythrae]

On the Lowest

Summary: Sworn to secrecy, you and Gale relieve a bit of stress during a midnight tryst. (aka Gale Dekarios fucks)

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: 18+ (minors do NOT interact), smut without plot

Author's Notes:

Thank u all for voting in my tumblr poll I hope this is to your liking

Tav is described as having female genitalia

This might be a little OOC for Gale but I definitely see him as a switch kind of guy, he's just a little more of a top in this bc ya girl is a bottom

I haven't written smut in a LONG time and this isn't beta'd so please be kind

Click here to read on AO3 :)

Usually, you never mixed your business with pleasure.

It was a dangerous game, one you knew all too well. You found yourself often thinking with what’s between your legs rather than between your ears, and in an environment where you’re working closely with others, it can lead to many awkward situations with your companions. So awkward, in fact, you feared that someone could potentially leave your party over it.

But there was something about the Wizard of Waterdeep that made you want to risk it all.

You had taking a liking to Gale ever since he joined your party. Kind, intelligent, powerful, he was a formidable ally, and a good companion to keep around.

But he first intrigued you in that way while fighting through the Shadow Cursed lands, after a particularly tough battle. Gale had made a comment to you about how he read that a brush with danger may have an effect on one’s desire for… other forms of stimulation.

He understood when you told him that you weren’t looking for a long-term partner, especially with the dubious task of removing the tadpole in the forefront of your mind. But, as long as the two of you kept it a secret, you supposed there was nothing wrong with having a little fun and releasing some of your stress.

***

While the rest of the camp slept soundly at the Last Light Inn, you you found yourself tip toeing out into the night. Placing the pixies bell in your pocket, just in case, you walked on the outskirts of the safe haven, until you found the make-shift bridge made from rocks. You leaped across, being cautious to not slip and fall into the rushing water below. 

As you entered the Shadow Cursed lands, you cautiously made your way up the stairs, hand on your weapon just in case. You approached the abandoned house, the perfect size for 

“Hello?” You called out, hoping and praying no one else was there.

You approach the bedroom, pulling back the heavy curtain that took the place of the door. Gale was already lying on the bed in his camp clothes, a small candle burning on the nightstand next to him.

“Ah, there you are.” He said, sitting up on the mattress and standing to greet you. “I was starting to worry the Shadow Curse had gotten you.”

You reach in your pocket and show off the pixie’s bell as you stand in front of him. Your heart beats a little faster in your chest — it’s been a while since you’ve done anything like this. Would tonight make you feel satiated? Or regretful?

“A wise choice.” He commended as you stuffed it away. “You never know what dastardly creatures could be out here, you know.”

“What, like you?”

“Precisely.”

He wasted absolutely no time, leaning in to press his lips against yours. He kissed you feverishly, like a starving dog lunging for a piece of raw meat. You could taste the fine wine from dinner left on his lips, and you felt yourself slowly getting drunk off him. Your knees grew weak as you feel his hands rest at your hips, your desire slowly starting to build between your legs.

You rested your hands at the nape of his neck, a shaky sigh escaping his mouth as your fingertips trailed down his spine. Hells, you knew the man was touch-starved, but you didn’t realize how badly…

You nibbled at his lower lip, enticing a soft moan from the wizard, his fingers digging into the soft flesh of your hips. He pulls you closer to him, and you can feel his arousal straining through his trousers, begging to be freed.

He broke the kiss, panting heavily. “Lie back.”

You followed his command, falling back on the soft mattress as you gazed upon his face in the candlelight. 

Dare you say, he looked very handsome kneeling in between your legs.

His fingers made light work of your trousers, untying the laces and pulling them off swiftly to reveal your underclothes. He placed a soft kiss on the thin fabric, playfully nudging at your clit with his nose, sending a dull wave of pleasure rolling through your body. You heard him breathe in deeply, taking you for a bit of a surprise as you propped up on your elbows to watch him.

“Getting a whiff of my natural musk, are you?” 

Gale let out a light chuckle, tugging off your underwear with his teeth to expose your fragrant heat to him. “Darling, there’s nothing I need more.”

Lifting your legs to rest on top of his shoulders, his mouth is on you in an instant. He couldn’t wait another moment, he had to taste you now.

You feel his wet tongue delving between your folds, lapping hungrily at your essence. Your fingers snake through his locks and grip tightly, the coils already tightening in your lower belly. Gods, how long had it been since anyone had touched you like this, let alone tasted you? You weren’t sure, getting lost in the divine sensation of Gale burying his face in you.

Whatever he was doing with his tongue must be enchanted, the way he’s making you feel right now.

Your breath hitched as you sensed two of his fingers toying at your entrance, his brown eyes looking to yours for permission. You nodded, biting your lip, as he gently pushed them inside you. A moan slipped from your lips, enticing him to move his fingers faster, more rapidly, as your eyes rolled back in your head.

Gods, this is too fucking good, you thought, tightening your grip in his hair and almost pulling Gale out from between your legs.

But the wizard was much stronger, the fingers of his free hand wrapped around your hip and keeping you in place. His ministrations continued as you felt him suckle at your clit, your hips bucking his face in response.

“Gale…” you moan softly, afraid that even though you were out of earshot, the others would still hear you.

His mouth moved away from your folds, “Yes, dear? What is it?”

The ache in between your legs intensified. His two fingers thrusting inside your sex weren’t enough to satisfy you. 

No, you needed all of him.

“I need you. Inside me.” You stammered, embarrassed to beg for him out loud.

“Ah ah, use your words,” he demanded, his fingers slipping out of you. “Tell me, what do you want?”

“You…your cock.” You confessed, bashfully.

“Mmm,” he hummed, kissing your sex one final time. “Eager, aren’t we?”

His hands move to both your thighs, lifting them from his shoulders and pushing them back onto your chest. He stood over you, quickly stripping himself of his camp clothes. You watched him intently, your eyes gazing upon his form. He was lean, but fit, almost as if you were looking at the body of a God. With the sigil in his chest glowing bright, it would be easy to mistake him for one.

As you watched him slip off his trousers, you were a little shocked at how... well endowed Gale was. You had a feeling he would be, but to see it with your own two eyes was quite the treat.

He held on to the base of his cock, stroking it as he lined himself up to your slick entrance. He looked to you, searching for your consent to sink himself in you.

You don't hesitate, nodding quickly, nearly pleading with him to fuck you already.

His slowly slides himself in your wetness, both of you letting out a delighted sigh as the two of you became one. His hands grabbed your hips, digging into the flesh as he sheathes himself in you. He didn't break his gaze with you for a single moment, his eyes growing darker the deeper he went.

"Don't be gentle," you whisper as he fills you entirely for the first time.

He lets out a groan, his breath hot with desire.

You hear him mutter something under his breath, but before you can make out what he said, he leans down, pressing a kiss on your forehead before he thrusts himself back out, only to snap his hips into yours with full force.

Nine Hells, he's like an animal.

You cry out as he pounds you relentlessly, skin slapping on your sensitive nub over and over again. The same magic that enchanted his mouth and fingers must have been at work again, the way he nearly had you at your climax so quickly. He knew it too, a small smile forming at his open lips as he reached for a clothed breast, wrinkling your shirt even further as he kneads it in his hand.

Your eyes closed tight as you turned your head away, the pleasure taking you to a different realm entirely. Sweat rolled down his brow as he continued to rock into you, his hands moved to cradle your face and spinning it back to face him.

"Look at me," he ordered, "I want to see you fall apart."

You locked eyes with him as the coils in your lower belly continued to tighten, your body beginning to shake as the hot white feeling welled up, begging to explode. He kept on hitting that sweet spot deep within you, over and over again...

You took his thumb in your teeth as he rubbed it against your lips, sucking on the digit as your eyes still focused on him. You felt his hips began to stutter, he was close to his own release. Your teeth scraped against the pad of his thumb, inciting a gasp from his lips as he bucked in response.

Oh, hells, you were done for.

You felt your walls quiver around him as you finally gave in to your climax, hot waves of pleasure coursing through your body as your vision went blurry. Gale's thumb slipped out of your mouth as he felt you around him, pulling himself out of you as you felt his hot seed pooling on your lower stomach.

The two of you panted loudly as you came down from your conjoined release, holding each other's gaze. His eyes were no longer darkened by lust, but looked rather... warm. As if he was looking upon a long lost lover.

The thought made your cheeks flush for a moment, but you quickly shook the feeling away. You didn't have time for romance, for relationships, not with the fear of ceremorphosis at the front of your mind. Removing the mind flayer tadpole was your only priority.

And yet... the thought of Gale holding you close at night didn't seem like the worst possible outcome.

"Are you all right, dear?" He asked, brushing a stray hair behind your ear.

"I'm fine," you replied, leaning your head in the palm of his hand. "That was... wonderful."

He smiled, rubbing your cheekbone with his thumb reverently.

"But don't forget, this stays between us, all right? Keep it on the down low."

"On the lowest, darling." He smiled, moving his hand to create an X over the orb in his chest. "You have my word."

***

“Thou hast now a bosom companion.” The voice of Withers wakes you from your slumber with a jolt. “Take care that thou art not distracted on thy quest, seeking the comforts of the flesh.”

A moment passes between the two of you. You’re wondering as to why Withers was standing right above your tent, let alone why he would seek you out in the first place.

Then, the words of his message become clear in your mind.

“… excuse me?” You ask, bewildered as to how he would know what happened between you and Gale the night before, especially when they weren't even at camp when it happened.

“Recall that in time, all becomes dust and bone.”

Without another cryptic word, Withers turns and stalks away, leaving you alone to your very confused thoughts. There was only one response you could give to him:

“… okay, Bone Man.”

#mythrae writes #baldurs gate gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #wizard of waterdeep #bg3 #bg3 gale #baldur’s gate gale #bg3 gale smut #bg3 smut

[bluepluto03]

so i've been reading this wonderful platonic hanahaki Branch fic by @sarilolla, where Branch has familial hanahaki x4 from the loss of his brothers

and im like. not even finished with it. but my brain said "What if all five of them had hanahaki lol?"

so pls consider. post movie, all 5 of these idiots have hanahaki and are refusing to tell the others. this hanahaki isn't terminal, but it makes you ill and puts you in more danger from other diseases or injuries. (Injuries/illnesses such as getting the life sucked out of you in a diamond... *evil laugh*)

they're still on Vacay island, which is good bc Branch knows as soon as they return to Pop Village he's MADE, so he needs to figure out a plan QUICKLY. He's still getting used to opening up to ppl, especially his brothers

Bruce is considering telling them but hasn't had much a chance with the kids around. Floyd is hesitating, mostly bc he dosn't want to make them worried but also bc it's scary to admit. Clay is oscillating between making plans to tell them and making plans to hide indefinetly, and JD is fully planning to take this secret to his grave

cue several days of awkwardly trying to hide flowers, super obvious excuses that no one notices bc they are also trying to escape, and just alot of sus behavior. I think one of Bruce's kids has individually found out about and been sworn to secrecy by JD, Clay, Floyd and Branch (in that order).

Brandy knows everything and is trying so hard not to spill it, she just keeps trying to encourage Bruce even though he keeps losing his nerve or getting interrupted. Viva and Poppy are kinda playing interference on everyone, even each other, for their respective boys, so they're a little too preoccupied to find out.

cue kismet (who are in the know, at least w/ Branch) showing up. they're careful not to reveal anything out of respect for Branch, but they're also protective and make some pointed comments.

some people get up in their feelings, and it ends up with the brothers in a room together arguing until-

Branch coughs up four perfect flowers in front of them

he watches them fall in slow motion, their gentle descent like a guillotine to him, and he's seconds from panicking until-

"YOU HAVE IT TOO?"

anyway cue spiderman meme as they all reveal their hanahaki and then have an emotional convo

#i hope it was okay to tag you Sarilolla! if not lmk #trolls #branch trolls #brozone #kismet #trolls band together #john dory #trolls bruce #trolls floyd #trolls clay #i already have 2 outlines one more fun one more angsty #both with a good amount of h/c #but i cant start anything rn so for the moment. have this

[comradekatara]

for tbe atla people who has had in-universe fanfiction written about them (along the lines of tina belcher who came from bobs burger belcher)

your asks are always so strange (both in content and wording) that I end up having to read them like 5 times before I can begin to parse them. anyway I love that you cite tina belcher instead of just. rpf. like the literal terminology for this phenomenon that we do very much have at our disposals. so I even can’t tell if you’re asking “who would have rpf written about them” (which also presumably differs from historical fiction about past avatars or smth like that) and “who would write freaky friend fiction (like tina)?” i’m gonna go with the latter bc it’s way funnier.

i think that girl meng would definitely have written some….things…..about aang, iykwim. zombie apocalypse au, enemies to lovers, there was only one bed, etc etc.

i can also just kind of see jin doing this (abt lee from the tea shop or otherwise) i can’t explain it she just has fujoshi vibes. like, whenever ppl talk about how jin, zuko, and jet should have all been friends in ba sing se, i’m usually like “uhh… why tho….” but now i see why. it’s so that she could write jetko rpf about them.

for therapeutic purposes mai probably writes a lot of really cathartic short stories about her entire family, the entire royal family, and ty lee all falling into a sinkhole. but then mai saves ty lee from drowning at the last minute, which teaches ty lee to appreciate her instead of that stupid sinkhole bitch azula (this is all pre boiling rock, obviously).

at one point mai and sokka find a notebook of really angsty fanfiction about the blue spirit and they’re like, “oh my god this is amazing we gotta show this to zuko, he’ll get a kick out of this,” not realizing that zuko actually wrote it himself as a way to work through his identity crisis. he’s just like, “yeah….wow….so cringey, right? but also, kind of incredible how this writer articulates the struggle of the bisected self in extremis so beautifully……right? you guys think so too?” and sokka and mai just look at each other and silently go, “okay…. we may have made a mistake…..”

when katara was a child she would make up stories in her head about finding the avatar and befriending him and having him fall in love with her due to her courage and beauty and (hopefully, someday) waterbending talent and they would defeat the firelord together and live happily ever after. but thankfully she never wrote any of this down, because paper is a very scarce commodity in the southern water tribe and even she knows better than to invoke gran gran’s wrath on that. she never tells aang. although at some point (in sworn secrecy) she does end up telling zuko (assuming that he’d understand considering he also devised fantasies of finding the avatar to cope with his miserable existence), and he laughs for hours.

during their time together in the nwt, yue’s diary gets filled with all kinds of lurid fantasies of sokka killing hahn (in increasingly brutal ways) and sneaking her out of the palace so that she can join team avatar and they can be together forever. of course, whenever they talk about it, she’s just like “yes I love hahn he is great and I love my people and I would never leave my home” so sokka’s just like “okay girl you do you.” but then during the siege, yue actually sees sokka kill a man, and she’s suddenly so conflicted because all her self-indulgent fantasies were a bit too real (and in reality, he’s way more efficient about killing people than he was in her fantasies, almost like he’s done it before….) and she has no clue how to feel about it. anyway, thankfully, yue has learned how to hide her diary really well at this point, because if arnook ever found those particular pages he would’ve tracked down sokka and killed him without hesitation.

ok bonus follow up to the fujoshi jin writing jetko rpf au: eventually they find it (or maybe she’s bold enough to just straight up give it to them. you know what, she might be) and read it. jet’s like, “uhhh…. jin….. i’m not gay. you know that, right?” (he’s actually been hitting on her for… a while now…) and zuko’s like, “okay well i might be. BUT NOT FOR HIM!!!”

#bigpansy #asks #you always get me to write the darndest things #I don’t even know how to tag this #the gaang and #but not really? #meng #jin #jet #zuko #mai #ty lee #sokka #katara #yue #arnook #mai&sokka #maixtylee #sokkaxyue #katara&zuko #tis the thing itself! #(sorry jetko truthers) #(you know I had to do it to em)

[eepiebeepie]

RANDOM MIGUEL HCS

I have so many thoughts about this man you don't understanddddddd

~ HE CANT COOK Like he can but only when he's sleep deprived and zoned out. He'll make the best feast you've ever seen but if he's well rested and awake he can barely make pasta HE NEEDS TO BE POSESSED BY HIS ABUELITA TO COOK LIKE A GOD THEREFORE ONLY SLEEP DEPRIVED COOKING BC CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM SO FRUSTRATED WITH SLIGHRLY BURNT FOOD AND THEN ONE DAY HE WAKES UP TO ALL OF THIS BOMB ASS FOOD AND HES SO FED UP he's just like- come on and no matter how hard he tries he just can't replicate it because he tries measuring but sleep deprived Miguel measures with his soul so its not as good. The desserts in the Spider Society Cafeteria are all his abuelas recipes (he will never tell anyone that though. He's sworn the cook to secrecy)

~He always smells like grease and oil because in the spare time he has at work or when he's frustrated and needs a little distraction he works on little mechanic projects. No matter what cologne he wears (he always smells delicious) there's the underlying scent of car oil

~He's like a cat sometimes. A very large very heavy cat that insists on wrapping his arms around you and leaning on you while you cook for him he's not very aware of the fact that he's almost 300 pounds of pure muscle atop you

~Secretly likes being the little spoon because you make him feel safe

~Would rather suck a lemon than admit he likes the music you listen to (he hides his Spotify from you because his workout playlist is most of you songs)

~Loves letting you put eyeliner on him while you're getting ready for a date. He gets ready quickly and sometimes he gets impatient so you grab his chin and smudge some gel around his eyes. Much to your detriment it makes him look hotter and he stares at you all puppy in love while you put it on him.

~He always wants a lipstick stain of yours on his jaw. Always. He's a taken man and he hates people flirting with him, he just turns his jaw long enough for whoever to see. He will absolutely take you to sephora and hand you his card. You go through lipstick like water becaise of him(edited)

~He smells like car oil/grease, mexican hot chocolate and orange blossom fabuloso. always the orange blossom fabuloso bc hes a clean freak

~Has a soft spot for animals, especially bunnies. They're so soft and cuddly and he would rather die than admit he has a pet bunny because he'd be teased relentlessly

~Miguel is the type of man to drive like Dominic toretto taught him how to drive Ain't not a care in the world swerving and weaving. You're late? Hahaha no. You're there 5 minutes early with coffee in hand because ue drives like a bat out of hell You know he boutta pull up because you can hear his car 10 minutes before he actually shows up. Man got diabolical bass and subwoofers The house vibrating the road vibrating alladat man He pulls up with shades and one arm out the window like "cmon mami we got places to be"

~He can definitely do your hair. He knows how to use a curling iron, flat iron, blowouts all of it bc of Gabi. His hair is always so luscious because on god he has more hair products than you and he takes at least 15 minutes each morning making sure his hair is soft and perfectly styled. If youre going out hes for sure doing your hair "mami you look like a princess hold on let me do your hair."

#miguel spiderverse #spiderman 2099 spiderverse #miguel atsv #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o’hara x reader #spiderman 2099 #miguel x reader

[sinsirellaxx]

The Sallow-Cupid

Ominis x Reader

Requested on AO3 :

i absolutely have this idea that i cannot write due to how busy med school is! Pining Ominis Gaunt and pining HARD, Ominis POV

Became friends with MC bc of the twins

Slytherin!MC

standard slice of life

Anne isnt cursed and in hogwarts, Seb is best wingman

F!MC or GN!MC thinks Ominis is "pretty" but is too busy with ancient magic stuff

None of MC's friends know about the Ancient Magic

MC's blissfully unaware of Ominis' feelings, twins have sworn secrecy or they have a suspicion

Preferably spicy, but I'm already asking for a lot, fluff or nsfw, ill be happy

MC's a pureblood (i just want a happy fic, that's all 🥺, so many fics ive consumed have too much angst, it makes my heart hurt for them)

MC ACTUALLY goes to classes 🙄

tall order, but please? 🥺

-

Ominis leaned back against the tree he was sitting under, closing his eyes as he closely listened to his surroundings. His shoulders relaxed as the sound of the birds and the rustling of the leaves tuned out the voices in his head – life could be so serene. Moving his fingers, they played with the little box with containing the necklace that he had picked out for y/n’s birthday – well, Anne had helped him pick it out. His pointer finger carefully traced the curve of the bow decorating the neatly packaged box – again, thanks to Anne – as he tried to imagine what he would say while giving her his gift. Y/N’s birthday had long passed but he did not have the time to give her his present as he wanted the whole process to be more intimate, which was impossible nowadays, seeing as the twins never left the duo alone – and to add to that, Y/N was rarely around. She had always been secretive, disappearing from time to time, for hours on end – sometimes even for a few days. They never asked, he never asked. He wanted to – but he could not bring himself to do so, in fear of being rejected. Although Ominis couldn’t imagine Y/N reacting in any way rude or distant – she was just too sweet for that.

Anyways, Ominis still had the beautiful bracelet in the pocket of his robe, the bow probably already deformed from all the times he had played with it nervously. Just like he was doing now. The calm look on his face had been replaced with a small frown, as he thought back to breakfast. Y/N had not been there –again. The blonde boy worried about his friend – she had started skipping more and more meals and he could hear Anne and Sebastian whispering about the dark circles under Y/N’s beautiful eyes. (He’s convinced that everything about her is beautiful – even if he’d never physically see.) The peaceful bubble that the blonde boy was in quickly dissipated as the loud twins approached him.

“Yo, Ominis!” Sebastian shouted, as he walked closer with his sister in tow. “What are you doing here all by yourself?”

Ominis sighed as he was forcefully ripped out of his thoughts, trying to prepare himself for the sometimes-overbearing energy of his favorite twins.

“What are you frowning at, Gaunt.” The brunette male teased as he kicked the blonde’s foot slightly, before letting himself fall on the spot right next to his best friend.

“You.” Ominis grunted, his hand giving the little box in his pocket one last touch before pushing Sebastian away with said hand. Sebastian snickered at his easily provoked friend, earning a glare from his sister.

“Leave him alone, Seb. Ominis is probably worried about Y/N, you know that.”

The blind boy wanted to object but decided against it – the Sallows are his closest friends, they obviously knew of his crush, which definitely wasn’t just a crush anymore.

Sebastian rolled his eyes as he bumped shoulders with his friend. “I’m sure she is alright. She always is.” The brunette tried to reassure him, knowing that it was more than just worry that the blonde felt – he missed her. Sebastian’s shoulders slumped as he noticed the way Ominis sighed – however, his frown immediately morphed into a mischievous smirk as he thought of what he heard yesterday at breakfast.

“You know what I heard?”

“What is it, Sebastian?” Ominis grit out, not having the energy to deal with the less pleasant twin.

“Well, I heard Y/N say something very interesting – but you seem a bit annoyed, so I’ll just shut up.” Sebastian sighed as he moved to lay down on the grass, his arms behind his head serving as a makeshift pillow. At this the blonde’s ears perked up, straightening his back as he turned his head towards Sebastian’s voice, “What did you hear?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, my dear friend.” Sebastian snickered as he enjoyed seeing his friend flustered. “I don’t know Ominis … you hurt my feelings with the frown and all you know –“ Sebastian yelped as his sister suddenly threw her heavy bag on his stomach. “Stop teasing and start spilling, Seb! Merlin, you are insufferable!”

Ominis thanked Anne silently as he bit back a grin – he could always count on her.

“What the heck, Anne – that hurt!” The brunette whined as he scrambled to sit upright, swallowing thickly at the glare his twin threw his way. “Alright, alright!” He raised his hands in defeat. “I heard Y/N talking to Poppy during breakfast yesterday and she dreamily talked about a specific Slytherin dude – she said he was beautiful.” Sebastian wiggled his eyebrows at his sister as he finished, expecting his pale friend’s face to turn red – however, he was met with a crestfallen look and a silent ‘oh’.

“W-What’s with that face?!”

Ominis was lost in thought, he had always feared that the girl he loved would fall for his best friend – it made sense: Sebastian had known her first. Before Ominis could lose himself completely in his dark thoughts a snipping sound got him out of it. “No, no, no, mate. She meant you! Honestly – for someone this smart, you sure are dumb sometimes.” The brunette groaned baffled by his friend’s naivety.

“How do you know she meant me – how can you be this sure?”

Before Sebastian could retort Anne interrupted, rolling her eyes at the annoying situation. She has had to watch two of her closest friends pine after each other for months now, both doubting themselves and it was getting annoying. “Ominis – well to hell with it – trust me, she likes you. I told her – no, I promised her I wouldn’t tell anyone, but I honestly cannot watch this anymore. She told me that you are the most beautiful person she has ever met – inside and out.” The brunette girl finished with a heavy sigh, feeling the weight of the secret leaving her at once. “Gosh, this feels great.” She closed her eyes as she leaned back on her arms.

“Oh.” Omini whispered, his fingers twitching in excitement – his right hand immediately flying to the small box in his robe.

“W-What’s that Ominis? Is that – is that the necklace?!” Anne shrieked. “You still haven’t given it to her?! Oh, for merlin’s sake – I swear you boys are so helpless.”

“What necklace?” Sebastian questioned as he raised his brow at his sister. Anne, however, ignored her twin completely as she stood up to stand in front of her blonde friend, her eyebrows set in a deep frown. “You’ve got to talk to her Ominis and give her that bloody necklace!”

“Guys, what necklace?” Sebastian tried again, whining as he got ignored once again.

“You’re right, Anne. I should talk to her – thank you. I needed this.” Ominis smiled slightly at his friend, slowly standing up from his spot on the grass.

“I need to find her.” Whipping out his wand, Ominis started walking towards the building – he had a few spots in mind. As he walked, he felt the eyes of his friends glued to his back, hearing Anne sighing softly.

After an hour of looking for Y/N, Ominis gave up and slumped against the wall in the undercroft – it had been the last place on his list and yet again: no Y/N. Sliding down the wall he combed through his hair with his pale long fingers. The more time passed, the more insecure he got.

“Ominis, what are you doing here all by yourself?”

Said boy tensed up at the sound of her voice and if not for the footsteps he would have thought that his mind played tricks on him. He could hear the soft smile as she uttered those words – how he wished he could see the way the corners of her lips curved upwards. With a sudden sense of confidence, he quickly replied with a, “I’ve been looking for you.” Standing up, he slowly walked towards the girl he felt so strongly for, easily towering over her smaller frame.

“O-Oh, is something wrong? I’m sorry I haven’t been around a lot.” Y/N stammered quickly, Ominis noticed a slight tremble in her voice. He smiled softly, hoping that it would ease her nerves. “Nothing’s wrong, don’t worry. I just wished to speak to you.” He reached out his left hand waiting for her to put her smaller one in his palm. A second later, he felt her warm hand in his and squeezed it slightly with gratitude. He’d feel much more comfortable confessing while holding her hand – that way he could read her reactions better.

“There is something I’ve been wanting to give you.” His right hand reached into his pocket as he slowly pulled it out. “I got this for your birthday, but I wanted to give it to you in private.” He trailed off, needing a small break to gather every ounce of confidence that hid in his body. Now it was Y/N’s turn to squeeze his hand softly, telling him that it was fine to continue.

“I wanted to give it you in private, because I wanted to tell you that I like you. No, I think I love you, Y/N. I have for a while now, actually.“

He heard a soft gasp, his chest tightening at the silence that followed. He had never been so desperate to see – to analyze even the tiniest of movements on someone’s face. His heartbeat quickened as he waited, the only thing keeping him sane was the feeling of her now clammy hand in his.

“Ominis, I – I think I love you too.” Y/N finally spoke, sounding relieved as she immediately rushed to hug the tall male. Ominis immediately relaxed as he wrapped his arms around her, the smell of her shampoo calming his poor heart.

“I never would have thought you’d feel this way about me – I’m so happy.” The girl squealed into his chest; her voice slightly muffled from the way her face was pressed into his chest.

The Slytherin boy chuckled at the girl’s words, feeling ridiculous as he thought back to how close he had been to give up on confessing.

“Me too, my love.” He whispered as he pressed a kiss to her head, nuzzling her hair right after.

Suddenly, Y/N moved slightly back, her hands moving to his shoulders. “Now, can I have a look at my present?” She laughed giddily.

The smile never left his face as he gave her the small box, his cheeks a slight pink as he listened to her open the box.

“Ominis, it’s beautiful! Thank you so much!” She breathed as she immediately took the necklace into her hands, moving her hair to the side before putting it on. “I love it.” Y/N whispered, her hand on her necklace as she lifted her head to look at the blonde. Before Ominis could reply he felt her moist lips press against his carefully – still seemingly unsure whether it was alright for her to kiss him. Her hesitance was met with passion as Ominis wrapped his arms around her waist tightly, tilting his head to deepen the kiss, swallowing the soft gasp as he used the opportunity to explore her mouth with his tongue. Y/N’s hands moved to his neck as her fingers combed through the short hair there. Her soft touch causing the male to shudder, the feeling immediately shooting to his groin. Ominis pulled back – although it pained him to do so – breathing heavily as he peppered kisses onto her cheeks, her forehead, her nose and then trailing towards her neck. His kisses growing more urgent as her smell overwhelmed his senses – he could drown in her.

“Ominis …” Y/N moaned softly; her eyes closed in bliss as her hands gripped onto him for dear life. Said male briefly wondered if he should stop – if that was what she wanted – but that thought was quickly erased as the girl in his arms begged him for more, her hot breath fanning over his ear. His member throbbed at the silent plea but before he could do anything else the sound of the door to the undercroft opening cut through the air like a knife through butter.

Y/N quickly took a few steps back, her hands immediately flying to adjust her clothes before moving to brush through Ominis’ hair, tucking a few loose strands into their respective place.

“Oh, there you are!” Came Sebastian’s voice as he waltzed into the room, completely oblivious to the flustered couple. “It’s getting increasingly difficult to find you nowadays, Y/N.” He chuckled as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.

Ominis cleared his throat as Y/N just laughed nervously, avoiding looking at anyone.

“Good grief, read the fucking room Sebastian.” Anne groaned as she grabbed her brother’s arm, dragging him out of the undercroft. “See you later, guys. Have fun.” She sang the last part as she forcefully pulled her confused twin out.

Ominis’ shoulders relaxed, his chest heaving slightly as he chuckled. Y/N burst out laughing as well, her eyes shining as she watched the tall male in awe. “You’re so beautiful when you laugh, Ominis.”

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[tickletastic]

Do u have any tickle hcs about the bat boys?

yes yes yes yes yes do i ever

under the cut, my love <3

Dick

absolutely just devastatingly ticklish everywhere, but i also think he is weirdly good at hiding it for a little bit, and sometimes the ler trying to tickle him will just eventually give up (big brother powers? zatanna magic?)

his thighs and tummy are his worst spots, and both just absolutely destroy him

he can and will attempt to acrobat his way out of tickling

he 100% once tried to front flip away from Tim when he was trying to tickle dick and jason ended up catching him upside down in the air (and tim totally took advantage)

absolutely the family tickle monster because it is his oldest brother duty

the only sibling that damian actually lets tickle him (because he kind of loves tolerates dick)

Duke

Absolutely the type to accidentally hurt you when you tickle him

If you get his neck? he's karate chopping you. his ribs? he'll elbow you

i hc that jason and duke are close because i think duke would be really into literature too (i think he'd be a big poe fan!!) and they would bond over spending hours in the Wayne manor library

as a result, i think jason tickles duke the most, but i think damian has been indexing moments that he witnesses so he can "accidentally" tickle duke later (bc, despite what he would say, he is a softie and wants to make sure that duke feels like he's a part of the family as much as everyone else is)

i think his worst spots are his ribs and his thighs, but he gets really panicked and giggly when someone tries to go for his neck

i think he's a really timid and considerate ler, and that he's probably stopping every minute or so to make sure the lee is alright (which his siblings find INCREDIBLY flustering)

Damian

he is just a tiny little dude, just an angry tiny guy

he is, like most twelve year olds, ticklish everywhere, but he only ever lets dick or bruce tickle him, and SOMETIMES, jason

his laugh is so cute, and he snorts pretty much the entire time

it embarrasses him incredibly, but he physically cannot fight back when he's tickled, he just kind of lays there and giggles

he does in fact use tickling to his advantage in the manor, and has been known to tickle tim to tears

like steph, i think he secretly knows exactly where everyone is ticklish (except for jason, who, as usualy, remains elusive)

Tim

my sleepy boy, top of my kin list, i am such a tim stannie

99% of the time that he's tickled it's because he is refusing to sleep after 24+ hours working

he's horrendously ticklish pretty much everywhere but his ribs are the absolute worst

he tries really hard to fight back, and he's definitely a flailer, but ultimately he never gets very far and eventually just slumps and tries to curl up

dick, steph, and jason tickle him the most, but bruce puts in his fair share too

when someone tries to tease him he tries to scream through his laughter so he doesn't have to hear it, but ultimately, he is forced to listen

he's not much of a ler, but he will strike every once in a while

Jason

best bat? best bat

i hc that the lazarus pit made him more sensitive, but only bruce, dick, kori, roy, and leslie thompkins know about it, and he has sworn them all to secrecy

the same group are pretty much the only people who know where he's ticklish

actually really ticklish if you can get him pinned, but otherwise he is definitely successfully fighting off any tickle attacks

dick has one method from when they were kids where he'll get jason up against a wall, whether he be on a bed or trapped in on the couch, because the tickling will make jason too weak to try to vault over him (and it's MUCH easier than trying to pin his ass down)

he is definitely the most vicious ler of the house, and his teases absolutely mortify his siblings

his signature move is grabbing both wrists of an unsuspecting family member, hauling them over their head, and tickling them to tears with his free hand

#i put dick duke damian in that order because i just love the illiteration #duke thomas #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian al ghul #damian wayne #dc #headcanons #anon #ask