Swallow your words, and maybe some teeth as well
Boston Manor
Bomb Factory
Dallas, TX
11/08/2021
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I'm calling base command, as the last bit of oxygen runs out
While they're down there softly sleeping
The sun sets over the Pacific region
I'm standing here hanging in the balance
Just barely in the atmosphere
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Do you feel like you've sailed around the sun one too many times?
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Dzisiaj było w miarę, było by zajebiście gdyby nie to że ciągle słyszałam to samo gadanie co wczoraj że im to się nie nudzi. O dziwo waga pokazała dzisiaj tyle samo co wczoraj mam nadzieję że jutro będzie jeszcze mniej wypiłam sporo rumianku itp a na dole to ile dziś zjadłam i spaliłam .
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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