keep your bitches muzzled.
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being all cute and shy when we start having sex: "ok, just be gentle 🥺"
60 seconds later: "could you choke me and spit in my mouth but at the same time?"
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Imagine lqg finding out that sqq is actually shen yuan who is closer to lbh in age than to him and still had the AUDACITY to run around calling him "shidi" in thaat tone of his for YEARS
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Darth Vader: Anakin is dead, I killed him, so leave you weak old man—
Obi-Wan: Alright, goodbye then, Darth.
Darth Vader:
Darth Vader:
Vaderkin: What. You’re actually leaving? Wait you can’t leave me again Obi-Wan plEase this is ILLEGAL OBI-WAN—
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Mirror sex so she can see what a fucking whore she is.
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the giant lover meets the tinyphobe
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Things get lost in translation from brain to mouth sometimes.
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