#bread jokes

[possumcollege]

Bread jokes! 🍞🥐🥖🫓🥨🥯!

Get yr CHEAP bread jokes!

#bread #crittertongue #possumcollege #bread jokes #artisanal italic bread #sex jokes #topping #dinosaur sheriff

[bread-cc]

What did the loaf of bread say during a breakup? 

You deserve butter.

#chompettes #bread #cooking companions #bread puns #bread jokes #bolek

[azzydoesstuff]

fellow #1: "have you any bread?"

fellow #2: "why yes, would you like some?"

fellow #1: "well of course, it's the yeast you could do!"

fellow #2: *stabs fellow #1 to death with dull butter knife*

#shitpost #shitposting #bread #bread jokes #bread joke #the best bread joke of 1891

[desigyall]

#too funny #funny stuff #funny #funny jokes #funny image #this is so funny #funny memes #meme #memes image #lol #daily bread #bread #bread jokes

[aceteabag]

Making sourdough. Because it is the only one that lives for me.

#sourdough #sourdough bread #bread #bread baking #homemade bread #bread jokes

[breadandblankets]

Duke: "So then Ra's went-"

Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"

Duke: "Hm?"

Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"

Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"

#batfam #duke thomas #damian wayne #bread talk #idk shower thoughts #duke: recounting a hugely tramatic story #also duke: hold up i need to make a tasteless joke here to the torment of those around me #fun fact this is based on a conversation with an arabic speaking friend whos not into dc #they got a lil heated about ra's al ghuls name #not bad heated i should clarify #sometimes u just gotta yell about things that have no consequence

[jellyjamheadobb]

our lord and savior garlic bread

#Bro I can eat that shit up all day #Do NOT take my ass to a restaurant with garlic bread /j #rey rambles #meme #memes #lmao #dumb shit #lol #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #best memes #twitter memes #tumblr memes #dank memes #haha #humor #jokes #garlic #garlic bread #silly #sillyposting

[baalzebufo]

more of my awesome bread dough boy

#alloyart #fake peppino #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #my personal hc is fakey CAN talk! he just mimics and creates a lot of imperfect sentences #also he still makes weird noises and occasionally like. Backwards Italian. but he is generally understandable #not much tag rambling this time... read the thing i wrote about fake peppy on my blog instead im proud of it lol #continuing with my running joke that fake peppino wants to make peppino into a pizza . i think he can kneading him like bread dough #peppy is none the wiser. hes just glad hes so good at massages. really gets the stress knots out

[thund3randrain]

And now, a moment of silence for all the asexual vampires who cannot consume the holy bread of life. Stay strong soldiers 💪

#asexual #aspec #acespec #asexuality #ace #garlic bread joke

[willgrahamscock]

hey does anyone know when the horrors will cease, no worries if not

#alex says things #hi every1 I’m suffering from stomach issues Ik I joked I’m invincible but maybe the moldy bread really will kill me

[chronotopes]

i said this last year but the ides of march is the most annoying tumblr holiday by far

#i have a deeply held allergy to jokes about universally known historical events being treated as if they make you Really Smart And Quirky #i realize that kind of behavior is tumblrs bread and butter. but

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

ignoring the end of the last ravening war ep. karna lives and her and deli slam it down big style and have a child that is a stuffed pepper

#the ravening war #d20 spoilers #personal #maybe one thats mummy bread. idk!! #karna orz. my sweet sweet girl #why are yall rbing this one its a joke

[cai-tan]

Never actually paid attention to the Steam awards this year until the results were out, and holy shit this year was beyond an absolute joke.

I mean look at this one screenshot.

You wanna tell me a literal ten year old game with a practically non-existent Hollywood scoring slop OST has better music than a literal rhythm game???

#vent post #rant #burnt bread #196 #steam awards #Stalefield getting Most Innovative is the biggest joke here though #also I will take any and all opportunities to shit on TLOU by simple virtue of me hating everything it stands for in the games industry

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[tchaikovskygay]

the rise of drawer bread posts in the tlt fandom directly relates to the complete lack of information about alecto the ninth. we cannot move forward with wild speculation and meta until we are given a bare minimum amount of new information to dissect and compare. if this goes on for another month? we will see bread recipes. two more? the wars will begin over the type of bread. and if, jod forbid, we last three more months without an alecto update? in this essay i will

#it is both a joke and completely serious #like there has been a considerable rise in bread posting and the nova au right? #carry on i think it's delightful #the locked tomb #tlt #gtn #23

[sketchy-tour]

Hiiihi hello is there an specific thing you like doing in your drawings? Like coloring, lineart, sketch, the reference, anything you want 💐💐

OH SKETCHES FOR SURE!!!! Sketching is so so relaxing to me. Its just me blotting down the image in my head as quickly as possible and it makes me so happy! The lining can be relaxing sometimes but oooo coloring my detested. I love SEEING it finished, but coloring takes oh so long. I fuss so much with the colors to make them look nice. It takes ages. Sketching, however, is nice and easy for me! Super fun! Here! Take some sketches of Wally I did recently!!!

Oh and here, have a WIP for a piece I'm still working on!!! On the lining phase, pray this doesn't take a million years to finish. But Wally....Wally catching frogs....

#ask #my art #sketches #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #wh wally #wally darling fanart #welcome home arg #But yea!!!!! #Sketches are my bread and butter. I can sketch for AGES!!! But finishing a work takes so much brain power #its a running joke with my friends that I never finish anything and they have to finish it for me #which is fun hehe impromptu collabs #But I'm TRYING to finish more stuff cause I like finishing fanart at least #personal sketches are okay to leave unfinished but fanart is such a labor of love and I want you to SEE my love!!! #Oh im rambling in the tags again my bad