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chibishortdeath · 8 months

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So I was playing Simon’s Quest (again) earlier and you guys might know by now that I’m incredibly normal (extremely deranged) about that game, but it’s got me thinking about something: what exactly are the hearts and why are they the money in this game?

Hearts in the first game and almost every game after Simon’s Quest are the thing that you need to collect to be able to use subweapons and they primarily come from candles, but enemies can drop them too. But in Simon’s Quest, while they do still power a couple subweapons, it’s only the ones we’ve never seen before like the Sacred Flame and Golden Knife while not being used for the Holy Water, something that does in every other game. And they only come from enemies because there’s no candles. And there’s different sizes of them. And collecting enough of them levels Simon up. And their primary function is completely shifted to currency!!! Odd, isn’t it?

And the whole way that you buy anything in this game is really framed like some black market sketchy deal. These sellers (or crooked traders with bum deals lol) are primarily holed away in their houses under one or two layers of walls and floors only breakable by magical infinite Holy Water, something only the local badass vampire hunter guy would have after having bought some with said hearts in the first town, or they’re way tucked away in the thick of these Dracula’s army overtaken mansions, some of them even standing directly where skeletons walk past them or in between relatively large pits of spikes. Whatever the reason, these guys obviously want this fairly secret. (Aside from the first town white crystal guy, he’s fine being out in the open lol.)

So what gives??? What is Simon grinding monsters for and trading with the locals for weapons and herbs???

Now this is where things get really ✨speculative✨. I’m gonna put the cut here for suspense and intrigue I guess lol XD. This is gonna be a lot of me thinking out loud and throwing down ideas, not really like a confirmed answer to anything, just havin fun thinkin about a part of a game d(•w• )

I think there’s a few possibilities. They could be the same thing that they are other games or they could be something different just used similarly as a power source.

But first we gotta break down what hearts could be in Cv1. In a lot of the games they seem to be some kind of a general mana, a magic energy possibly not unlike how metaphysical/magical things are depicted in other media. Perhaps the subweapons themselves are magic objects and not really a physical thing that require “hearts” to be conjured. Maybe they could be physical objects that need to be enchanted with “hearts” to be anywhere comparable to Vampire Killer level usefulness. Just a few possibilities.

If the hearts in Simon’s Quest are the same thing, then this kinda makes some sense. Simon trading monster soul energy or whatever with presumably magic users for things he needs on his Quest, especially since things like Laurels (also can be called bay laurels or bay leaves) are commonly used in spells and who better to be selling a spell component than someone who does spells! Also, it makes sense that these people would be fairly out of sight as magic use was still a touchy subject at the time.

Now I don’t know how accurate this is, and if I do find a source somewhere in my way too many bookmarks I will reblog this and link it to it, but I remember reading somewhere in an interview about either SotN or one of the games made close before it that the candles are like the souls of Dracula and his army’s victims that you free when you hit them and they leave you a little parting gift for it. Yes, these games were made way after, so it’s not certain if that was the original intent of these, but I figured it adds something to this.

But what if the hearts in Simon’s Quest are not the same thing? After all, the Holy Water doesn’t use them and we can’t say if they would or not work for other subweapons that appear in CV1 since they aren’t in this one. Well there’s something else that could be dropping from killing monsters that could also fit into the above probability that these traders are magic users and it’s a little darker!

Hearts! Bones! General viscera! And this also kinda makes sense! I mean the whole plot of the game revolves around Simon already carrying pieces of Dracula’s corpse around to burn all together on an altar to cure his and the surrounding area’s curse, it’s not that far of a stretch to say that he’d be fine with carrying around pieces of other monsters and that magic users might be willing to trade things for them so they can use them in their own spells, potions, and so on. And that might also explain why Holy Water isn’t powered by hearts and is incredibly weak in comparison in this game. And why these weird, new subweapons seem to be Simon exclusive! They could be powered by things like monster blood instead of the usual magic energy-ish stuff we’re used to hearts symbolizing.

Regardless of if I’m right or not with either of these, Simon is probably taking advantage of some underground monster essence/organs trade the whole game and this is just such an interesting batshit detail for him as a character.

Anyway, I love this game so much, I’m gonna be spreading propaganda for it like this a lot hopefully lol. Okie that’s it hope that was fun, do with this information what you will :)

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munchkinfox-the-deviant-fox · 1 year

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Anhedonia

SO, uhhh, decided to start intentionally writing my shit down! Woo! We gonna go slow burn on this shiz! Eventually poly... I honestly have so many ideas that, as soon as I know concrete details about this story, I’ll put a label on it >xD As for a summary:

Rhene has long since accepted the fact that her life is boring. She works a job, she goes home to her cat, she has friends she can spend time with. Life is perfectly full of things that make most people perfectly content. But she's not. So maybe going back to school will give her the chance to improve things, change things, find a better a job. There's always a salary increase if you've got a Masters degree and what's a few loans compared to improving ones life? Oh! Ya know, she never got to study abroad as an undergrad! She could totally start off abroad! That's totally exciting, right? At least maybe she'll find something new to hyper-fixate on so she can pretend like her life isn't completely unfulfilling. Yeah, this is totally a great idea. What could possibly go wrong?

Tags: Long fic, slow burn, eventual poly MC, named MC

CW: None yet

Master List -> Chapter 1 Part 1

Prologue

Cheers and laughter amongst rumbling raucous voices were just background noise, the soundtrack of her life that continued on. Endlessly. A repeating tune that could never break away from its circling fate.

Like turkeys. Dumb fuckin’ turkeys walking in a circle around road kill in an attempt to intimidate the scary dangerous thing. Continuing to go round and round because they’re just following the turkey in front of them.

Why had she agreed to come out? At least at home she could have been sleeping, or mindlessly binging a show she wasn’t particularly interested in. That would’ve been more entertaining than this.

The air shifted, the weight of Tyler’s attention laying itself against her shoulders, and she released the sigh that had been building up, the minimal, physical embodiment of her irritation. She set her drink down firmly against the table and pushed it a safe distance away.

“Rhen!” The top half of her body lurched forward with Tyler’s bearing weight, his arms two obnoxious noodles folding around her, “Reeehnn~ You’ve been spacing out allll night longggggggg. Yuh’ve bareLY had a single- single drink!” The butt of his chin dug into the top of her head, “Come ooonnnnn! It’s been, like… like… like… FOREVER since we’ve hanged out… chilled...hung out!”

Damn, she hated whiskey. And having to inhale it from Tyler did not make it any more appealing. “Yeah, Tyler, I know.”

“You’re leaving tmrrrow- tamorrorr- Ta-Mah-Ro! Yuh should be havin fun! Be happy! Be merry! Be fun-ny!” His giggling made the obnoxious shit she’d known since high school lose his grip, the messy haired swim-varsity-captain-aged-ten-years stumbling into the seat next to her.

She pat his head, his hair still unerringly soft, even after all these years—something about hair-care regimen being important for swimmers if they didn’t want to lose their hair— “I know, buddy, I’m having fun; I promise,” She smiled and took a drink, the coke ‘n rum sliding down as easily as the lie.

Tyler, oh-so drunk and uncoordinated, shuffled and slid his chair closer, bringing his forehead down to rest on her arm. Rhen kept the appendage still, reaching across and picking up her drink with her other hand.

It was almost a whisper, and for a moment she thought he was drunk-mumbling and falling asleep on her, “I hope you have fun. Maybe- maybe you’ll have so much funn, you might be happy and decide to stay. That would be good… Though I’d be sad.... I’ll just come visit you then!”

Well, that was rather optimistic.

Rhen took a moment, sipping her drink and petting Tyler’s head because he enjoyed people playing with his hair and his girlfriend currently wasn’t here, leaving her to take care of the drunk idiot.

“I’ll miss you too, buddy. I doubt I’ll have more fun there. I’ll be coming back, no doubt.” It’s not like being here or being there really made any amount of difference. She’d still be living the same damn life. “Besides, did you forget? I’m studying abroad. It’s not like a vacation.”

Tyler lifted his head, a shit-eating grin sloppily pasted on his face, “That’s true… But yu’re a loser who likes studying, so-”

“Alright, you piece of shit!”

Tyler laughed as she half-heartedly beat him off of her.

“Come on,” he said, his fingers struggling to grab her arm and pull her to her feet—how many doubles was he even seeing?—“Let’s go get some more drinks. DRINKS!”

She sighed again, debating on whether to fight him on getting up or not, but, well, when he got drunk, he was more stubborn than when he was sober.

“Fine,” She huffed, “But you’re buying.”

Well then.

Rhen sighed, staring at the room—the large room—, so nicely furnished with a bed, table to study with, even a TV mounted to the wall! Fairy lights and lanterns illuminated the room with a warm glow and–

Holy shit, was that a tree in the middle of her room?!

So this was to be her new abode for the next approximate year. Damn this was probably the nicest university accommodations she’d ever seen. What was even the tuition rate for this place?

Wait.

Holy shit! Was she even getting credit for this?!

Was this even an accredited college?!

Did any of that even actually matter?

She slumped to the floor, pulling her knees up to give her chin something to rest on and closed her eyes to the unfamiliar world around her.

Devils and Angels, huh? Ya know, the idea was entertaining—supernatural creatures ‘n such—and who didn’t have a sneak-into-the-local-haunt-and-fuck-with-a-ghost adventure at least once in their childhood, but being the skeptic she was, she hadn’t ever really fully believed in monsters. Humans were monstrous enough.

It had already been five years since the existence of witches became public knowledge, but it wasn’t like they came out sharing every single detail about themselves and their world. Droves upon droves of people had flocked to The Community, all desperate to learn magic and be a part of their secret little world. Some were accepted. Most were turned away. Why they picked the people they did, they never gave an explanation. She had wanted to try—it’s magic! Of course she wanted to learn!—but before she could, her best friend, her sister-from-another-mister, her platonic soulmate, the one person she loved above all else and would do anything for, went for it, gushing about how she knew she’d be allowed to join them. Even before witches were revealed, Amelia had always known magic existed in her lineage; from her grandmother, to her mother, then to her, so of course she would be welcomed into The Community.

So, Rhen had to wait. Because if she ended up getting accepted—she hoped, but held no expectations—and Amelia wasn’t? Rhen wouldn’t even contemplate how much of a betrayal that would be. Sure, Amelia would pretend to be happy for her, but Rhen would always feel guilty for “receiving the honor”. If Amelia didn’t become a witch, it would be better if Rhen didn’t know anything at all. No matter how desperately she wished otherwise.

Though, the last time Rhen had heard from Amelia, she was still on the waiting list…

But here she was, at demon university, by no intention of her own. If she let this chance pass her, she knew she’d resent Amelia for the rest of her life, by no fault of Amelia’s. What was she supposed to do?

She let the tight and encompassing self-embrace fall loose, her legs folding below her, her palm coming to rest at the center of her midsection. She inhaled, her lungs expanded, filling and filling until they couldn’t any more, forcing out and giving no room for the uncertainty—and fear—that had been trying to take root in her chest to linger.

The flutter settled—not gone, but quiet—a soft whisper that brushed against her like an invisible hair.

It was disconcerting, though. How was it that she, a mundane human with no prior knowledge or apparent magical ability, was selected for this program? It was odd, but fuck, she wasn’t going to complain and she was grateful that Lord Diavolo was just going to roll with it as well. If she had been brought here, given the chance to learn magic and was told about monsters and all things supernatural-fantasy and how they are actually a part of our world, then kicked back to the human world, she would have been pissed. Like dangling a piece of meat in front of a starving dog. Even if she had to write a fuckin’ thesis by the end of her time here, this was too awesome of an experience to miss out on.

When was the last time she felt this excited?

It was a bonus that they were allowing her exceptions: until she gained some measurable ability using magic, any grades reflecting her magical use would not count against her. Awesome. But because she couldn’t use magic—thus considered unable to protect herself against any threat that might present itself—it was Lord Diavolo’s responsibility to ensure her safety. Therefore, Rhen was not, in fact, staying in the dorm allocated for the exchange students, but instead she was to stay in the dorm of the student council, one of who was to be her designated body guard and Devildom guide.

She honestly would have found that rather funny: a student council? Really? What does a demon university student council even do? Was there going to be a whole-ass homecoming event week for the beginning week of classes? Apparently, though, only they could be absolutely trusted with her safety, considering they were demon lords themselves, some of the highest ranking of Lord Diavolo’s nobility. No matter how enticing her shiny human soul was, apparently she would be safe with them.

Six lords, six brothers, six demons to try and keep out of the way of.

Yup. Totally manageable.

#obey me fic #obey me story #obey me writing #obey me oc #obey me fanfic #OM Anhedonia #Rhen is going to have so much fun!#all the sarcasm #when she said she wanted to change something in her life #this was not what came to mind

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dialovers-translations · 3 years

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DIABOLIK LOVERS Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD “Trick or Vampire!?”

Original title: トリック・オア・ヴァンパイア!?

Source: Diabolik Lovers Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD [CD not owned by me]

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki & Hirakawa Daisuke

Translator’s note: Once again, I had such a hard time focusing on translating because the plot is just so crazy, I couldn’t stop laughing. Seeing Laito and Kanato actually get along for once because they have a shared goal was very interesting. Especially since it’s usually Ayato and Laito who form a duo while Kanato is kind of the odd one out. uwu Part of me wished the other three brothers were in this track as well though. I wonder which outfit Laito would have prepared for them? xD I mean, I think we can all agree that Shuu would have to be Sleeping Beauty.

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Ayato: Ughー Fuck...! Just what on earth was that shit!?

Laito: Oh? What’s wrong Ayato-kun? Look at you losing your cool again.

Ayato: ...Aah!? You guys saw it as well, right!? The people in town were wearin’ these weird clothes, goin’ ‘round claimin’ they’re ‘Vampires’ and such...! Doesn’t it piss you off, like we’re bein’ made fun of!?

Laito: Ahー That. Every year around this time, that kind of stuff pops up, huh? Vampires, werewolves or mummies...I wonder what they’re trying to accomplish? Nfu~

Kanato: Honestly...I can only assume they have lost their minds. ...Hey, you...What exactly are those humans doing?

You reply.

Kanato: Eh? ...’Halloween’?

You explain.

Kanato: Haah? I never asked you about the origins of this ‘Halloween’ thing. Do you think I’m so stupid I don’t know that kind of stuff...!?

*Thud*

Laito: Kanato-kun...Bitch-chan is scared and you actually didn’t know either, did you?

Kanato: She’s to blame for failing to grasp the intention behind my question so shut up, Laito.

Laito: Nfu~ Well, that’s true too but...Say, Bitch-chan, why is there a reason to make such a big deal out of this ‘Halloween’?

You explain once again.

Kanato: ...Hah? ‘Trick or treat’? There’s a tradition where you have to offer someone candy if you don’t want to get tricked on the night of Halloween?

Ayato: What? So you can pull pranks on anyone as long as you don’t accept their sweets?

You shake your head.

Ayato: No? Fuck off! If I say it’s fine, then so be it!

Laito: Hm...And they also hold costume parties? Are those the kind where you get to hook up with the opposite sex while concealing your identity~? Wow~ The men and women hidden underneath those masks become entangled like wild beasts, as if they have lost all sense of reason. Nfu~ Sounds so very thrilling and wonderful.

Ayato: Heh, you perv! If that’s the only thing goin’ on inside that head of yours, you’re gonna go bald soon!

Laito: Haah!? Go bald!? I may always wear this hat, but that’s out of the question. Besides, are you in any position to judge others, Ayato-kun? You were just thinking of refusing someone’s candy on purpose just so you can trick them, weren’t you?

Ayato: Of course! That’s way more interestin’ than gettin’ some candy after all! Also, I don’t get to pull pranks on people without havin’ to worry ‘bout it all that often.

Kanato: I want the candy...Say, you want that too right, Teddy?

Ayato: Well, you two can just do as you wish. I’m gonna pull pranks! Kanato’s gonna collect a bunch of candy. Laito’s gonna go ‘round livin’ the pervert life to his heart’s content. In short, you can do all things us brothers love at a Halloween party! That’s amazin’...!

Laito: Well, it’s settled then~ We’ll attend a Halloween party as well~

Kanato: But to go to a party, you need to wear a costume, right?

Laito: Do not worry~ There’s plenty of cosplay outfits to be found in the castle’s underground storage.

Ayato: Cosplay outfits...? We have that sorta stuff at home? As to be expected of Laito the pervert.

Laito: Nfu~ I’ll take that as a compliment. Going around from door to door to collect candies is fine, and so is spreading mischief and destruction, as well as engage in the ‘act of love’ with a random Bitch-chan you picked up somewhere...Plus, if we dress up, nobody will know it’s us doing this either. Doesn’t that sound great?

Ayato: You do have a point.

Kanato: I’m in...! Hey, you’ll obviously dress up as well, right? ...You know what will happen if you say ‘no’, don’t you?

Laito: Nfu~ Of course, I’ll fetch one for you too, Bitch-chan. Just wait one second.

Laito runs off.

Kanato: I’m so excited. I wonder what kind of costume I’ll wear...? Right, Teddy? Aren’t you excited too?

Ayato: Che! Who knows what that pervert will pull out of his hat. Besides, isn’t he just all excited ‘bout this ‘cause he wants to make Chichinashi cosplay?

*TIMESKIP*

Laito returns carrying the outfits.

Laito: Aaaand sorry for the wait~ Here you go, I got everyone their costume.

*Thud*

Laito: Take a look! At my bountiful collection~

Kanato: ...There’s more than I expected. How wonderful!

Laito: Right? Nfufu~

Ayato: Wha...!? Don’t be showin’ up bein’ the only one already dressed up! Besides, why are you wearin’ that frilly skirt!? You freak!

Laito: But it’s a costume! Wouldn’t you want to wear something you usually can’t? By the way, I’m Alice in Wonderland~ Bitch-chan, is it cute? What do you think~?

*Twinkle twinkle*

Kanato: The frilly apron is very nice. No fair you get to have all the fun, Laito...Hurry up and give me something to wear as well!

Laito: Nfu~ How about something like this for you, Kanato-kun? Look! Little Red Riding Hood~!

Kanato: Ah...Amazing! Hey, this hood...It’s bright red as if it has been soaked in blood! Fufufu~ I love it!

Laito: Here. Once you’ve changed, you can sit Teddy inside this basket.

Kanato: Heeh...How very considerate of you. Thank you, Laito~

Laito: Why of course~

Ah! Here, this one’s for you, Bitch-chan. You’ll be a Witch sporting this black gown and hat~!

You seem surprised.

Laito: ...Nfu~ Not what you expected? Did you imagine something a little more erotic because I’m the one who picked it out? Nfufu~ I’m not that easy, you know?

Ayato: Heeh? You’ll be wearin’ that outfit? In those clothes, it won’t be that obvious you don’t have any tits. Hehe~

Laito: These kind of ‘boring’ (1) clothes are way more fun the moment you get to strip them off, you see~ ...Aaah~ I can’t get enough just from the thought alone...~ ...Oh right, this is your costume, Ayato-kun.

*Rustle*

Laito: Here you go.

Ayato: Haah...!? The fuck’s this!?

Laito: Nfu~ It’s Cinderella. Look, this part made out of fur is amazing, don’t you think? I’m sure this is the real deal!

Kanato: Ah...! You’re right! If you were to make a plush out of this, I’m sure it would be adorable!

Ayato: Oi, hold up, Laito. Why do I have to wear this shit!?

Laito: Huh? You don’t like it?

Ayato: ‘Course not! Unlike you two, I want somethin’ normal! No way in hell I’m dressin’ up as a chick!

Laito: Heeeeh~? But there aren’t any men’s clothes in my collection...Besides, I’m sure you’d look stunning in drag as well, Ayato-kun~ Right, Kanato-kun?

Kanato: Mmh, mmh! I’m sure it’d suit you!

Ayato: Cut it out! If I have to wear this shit, I’d rather just stay like this! I mean, we’re Vampires, aren’t we!? What’s the point in wearin’ a costume!?

Kanato: ...I have absolutely no clue what you’re trying to say. Then what’s the point of the party? A party, you see...A PARTY YOU SEE...IS A CELEBRATION OF THE ABNORMAL! SO WHAT’S THE POINT IN ATTENDING IN YOUR USUAL ATTIRE!?

Ayato: ...!! D-Don’t snap so all of a sudden...

Kanato: ...Then just stop complaining and wear these clothes already!

Ayato: ...Ugh. But think ‘bout it! It definitely won’t look good on me! You want to see a male princess!?

Laito: My interest has been piqued at the very least~

Ayato: You freak! I’m not askin’ you! I mean, you’re only sayin’ it out of curiosity as well, aren’t you?

Laito: Eeeeh~? That’s not trueeee~ Look, Bitch-chan seems eager as well~ Right? You want to see it, don’t you?

Kanato: Don’t you~?

You nod.

Ayato: Haah!? You damn Chichinashi!! Whatcha laughin’ for!?

Laito: Come on, quit the fussing. I picked it out because I was convinced this pale green would look great on you.

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: I said noーー!! What’s with those frilly clothes!?

Kanato: I want to see Ayato wear a dress as well...We’re making ourselves so clear as too...Say...Won’t you listen to my wish?

Ayato: Shut up!! Who in their right mind would listen to you two!? Waiーー Laito! What are you doin’...!?

Laito: Nfufu~

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: Ah...What are you...!?

Laito: Kanato-kun, lend me a hand! We’re gonna pin him down and put it on him!

Kanato: Mmh~!

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: ...Wah! Oi, save me, Chichinashi...!! The fuck you sayin’...!? Imma bite you to death!

Laito: You’re out of luck~ No way you can win against the both of us, right? Well then...Let’s get changed, okay~?

Kanato: Being dressed up...You’re almost like a doll right now, Ayato~

*Rustle rustle*

Ayato: Cut it outーー!!! PLEASE STOP....!!!!

*TIMESKIP*

The group has arrived at the Halloween Party.

Ayato: ...Why did it turn out like this?

Laito: Nfu~ You’re very cute, Princess A-ya-to~

Ayato: Shut up!! ...Oi, Chichinashi! Whatcha lookin’ at? ...Haah? I��m cute, you say? Have you gone blind?

Laito: Come on! Don’t take out your anger on Witch Bitch-chan! I’m glad I brought the Cinderella outfit with me. The glass slippers fit you like a glove as well, Ayato-kun~

Kanato: Mmh! You look surprisingly decent~! Say...Won’t you become my doll afterwards~?

Ayato: Fuck off!

Kanato: Hahaha~

Ayato: Don’t be lumpin’ me together with those ugly dolls of yours!

Kanato: ...Ugly? ...Don’t tell me...Are you talking about Teddy!?

*Clap clap clap*

Laito: There, there, there...! No fighting! ...Ah, look! They’re holding a Halloween party over there! Nfu~ The smell of cute girls is in the air~

Kanato: They’ve brought lots of candy with them as well! Let’s go take a look!

They walk towards the crowd.

Laito: Nfu~ Everyone’s looking our way. It’s because we’re so cute, Bitch-chan.

Kanato: It’s because me and Teddy are adorable. I’ll get candies if I say ‘trick or treat?’ here, right? Who to start with...~?

Ayato: ...Aah!? Don’t be lookin’ this way! Scram...!!

The people run off.

Laito: Hey, Ayato-kun! We’re dressed up to show it off to people so don’t chase them away! Aaah~ There was such a cute girl right there as well!

Kanato: Exactly! You scared them all away! ...Uu...I wanted...to get some candy...

Ayato: Don’t be showin’ me those fake tears! You hysteric bastard!

Kanato: ...But aren’t you the one causing hysteria!? You’ve been snappin’ at everyone crossing your path this whole time, it isn’t fun at all!!

Ayato: Haah...!? Are you pickin’ a fight with me, you bastard!?

Laito: Hm...I guess it was a mistake to have Ayato-kun dress up in drag after all. The girls all fled that way. On top of that, all the adults are panicking, trying to quickly get the children out of here. ...Was the costume for nothing perhaps?

Kanato: Come on, it’s all Ayato’s fault...!! In the end, I never got any sweets either!!

You shake your head in disapproval.

Laito: Huh? What’s wrong Bitch-chan? Why are you sighing? Nfu~ I guess you actually were looking forward to this? I’m sorry Ayato-kun such a fool. ...Aww, you poor thing. Shall I make an exception and console you~? Of course, in the sheets. You went through the trouble to dress up so cutely, so I’ll take them back off, okay?

Kanato: Hold it! Hey...You’d much rather be tormented by me than Laito, right? Since you’re dressed as a Witch, let’s have some fun in the torture chamber? I heard they used tons of torture techniques during Witch trials~ Fufufu...Hehehe~

Ayato: Oi, wait! Whatcha doin’ the second I take my eyes off you guys!? She has the important job of helpin’ me change ahead of her! As if I’d let you bastards do with her as you please!

Laito: Ah-aah...Shut up already. Ayato-kun’s acting like that too, so I guess we should just head home now? I’m sure you’re exhausted as well, Bitch-chan?

Kanato: Teddy...Let’s play once we get home? I’m so excited for the torture chamber...~

Ayato: Oiーー!! Are you guys even listenin’...!? Wait!! For what reason did I put on these fucked up clothes then!? Aah!? You guys forced me in them...!!

Ayato tries to chase after them but he nearly trips.

Ayato: ...Ah! These are so darn difficult to walk in, fuck! Ugh...Hold up, I said!!

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Laito uses the term ストイック or ‘stoic’, but in actual English, this isn’t used to describe clothes in English, so I changed it to ‘boring’ instead.

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers drama cd #drama cd

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years

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Slashers / Horror Villains as: Animated (Children’s) Movie Villain Songs

+ A Nightmare Before Christmas

First of all, its mostly Disney. Second of all, I hope you know that this was a struggle for me.

Also, note, Bubba will be the only Leatherface in this post and Billy and Stu will be the only Ghostfaces. There is Norma Bates though, so sort of a consolation.

There are links to videos on YouTube ^^

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Billy Loomis and Stu Macher / Ghostface: Playing With the Big Boy’s Now (Hotep and Huy, Prince of Egypt)

Well... they’re part of the ‘big boys’, now! They are part of the Slashers group that, uh, ‘inspired them’. Imagine instead of Egyptian Gods, they’re chanting Slasher names.

[HUY] Pick up your silly twig, boy [HOTEP & HUY] You're playing with the big boys now! Ha ha ha ha!

[EGYPTIAN PRIESTS] By the power of Ra Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket Anubis, Anukis Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...

Chop Top and Nubbins + Bubba Sawyer / Leatherface: Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws (Lock, Shock and Barrel, Nightmare Before Christmas)

I mean... they aren't Drayton’s minions, but they are like this XD

I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door And then knock three times And when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more

Yes you're so stupid, think now If we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces And then Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag

Chucky / Charles Lee Ray: In The Dark Of The Night (Rasputin, Anastasia)

Mystical man? Check! ‘Betrayal’ (As far as he sees it)? Check. Made them pay? Check; I think Nica, Sarah and all the other families he destroys throughout the franchise can attest to that. And ‘One little girl got away’? Well Andy isn’t a girl, but yeah. Check.

I was once the most mystical man in all Russia When the royals betrayed me they mad a mistake My curse made each of them pay But one little girl got away Little Anya, beware Rasputin's awake

Drayton Sawyer: Don’t Fall In Love (Forte, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)

Its such a crochety, unessessarily rude way of describing relationships to someone! I mean, I understand completely and resonate deeply with the desire to be alone and not be responsible for anyone else, but- come on! Beast doesn't share your view! Let it go!

Its just like Drayton’s reaction to Bubba having a crush. Super cool video too!

As soon as your heart rules your head Your life is not your own It's hell when someone's always there It's bliss to be alone

And love of any kind is bad A dog, a child, a cat They take up so much precious time Now, where's the sense in that?

Freddy Krueger: No More Mr Nice Guy (Rothbart, Swan Princess)

A man with an uncomfortable relationship with the main female character pretending to be normal and not homicidal for a while before unlocking more power and letting there inner bad guy loose and taking great pleasure in it? Sounds familiar. They also have a similar vocabulary- except of course Rothbart is rated G.

I'll become that nasty, naughty, dirty, spiteful Wicked, wayward, way-delightful Bad guy I was born to be

Lyin' loathesome, never-tender Indiscreet repeat offender No more Mr Nice Guy That's not me

Inkubus: The World’s Greatest Criminal Mind (Professor Rattigan, The Greatest Mouse Detective)

‘Inkubus’ is literally a movie about him listing all his crimes over the centuries and messing with the police force because he has a bone to pick with a detective. Sounds pretty similar to me! Listen to the song! ^^

Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain!

Jason Voorhees: Despicable Me (About Gru, Despicable Me)

I... this is all I could think of!! But the more I listen to it and read the lyrics... it f i t s Jason so well! XD Please just let this slide; I know Gru isn't really a villain but he is at the start!! Let me have this.

Why ask why? Better yet "Why not?" Why are you marking x on that spot? Why use a blow torch isn't that hot? Why use a chainsaw? Is that all you got? Why do you like seeing people in shock? But my question to you is "Why not?" Why go to the bank and stand in line Just use a freeze gun it saves me time. I'm havin' a bad, bad day It's about time that I get my way Steam rollin' whatever I see, Huh, despicable me I'm havin' a bad, bad day If you take it personal that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Huh, despicable me

Jennifer Check: Trust In Me (Kaa, The Jungle Book)

She’s a succubus demon. Tempting boys into a safe-feeling, docile state so she she can strike is her thing.

Will cease to resist Just relax Be at rest Like a bird In a nest

Trust in me Just in me Shut your eyes And trust in me

Mayor Buckman and Granny Boone: Savages (Governor Ratcliffe and the Colonizer’s parts, Pocahontas)

Obviously, because of the (Inaccurate) historical relevance of both movies (Different time’s, same terrible prejudice,) and also because there is definitely a very cult-ish feel about both Governor Ratcliffe’s song and Buckman’s leadership. How easily they’re able to gather support from their people for the most horrible reasons. How horrifying it is to audiences and historians.

They're only good when dead They're vermin, as I said And worse

They're savages! Savages!

Barely even human

Savages! Savages!

Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me Which means they must be evil We must sound the drums of war!

Michael Myers: The Gospel Truth II (Muses about Hades, Hercules)

In a Disney movie, Michael would have others sing his song about him as he goes about his silent, determined walking XD

If there's one God you don't want to get steamed up It's Hades 'Cause he had an evil plan He ran the underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that's the gospel truth He had a plan to shake things up And that's the gospel truth

Midnight Man: Oogie Boogie’s Song (Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas)

A song about a “Gamblin’ Boogie Man” is perfect for the Midnight Man! He and Oogie could be pals.

Woah! The sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine

Norma Bates: Mother Knows Best Reprise (Mother Gothel, Tangled)

Norma is soooooo so so so unbelievably manipulative towards Norman (And Dylan. It just works better on Norman) and this song absolutely presents that. She can go from sweet, loving mother to spiteful, heinous bitch in two seconds if Norman or Dylan don't do what or react the way she wants them to.

Likes you? Please, Rapunzel, that's demented

This is why you never should have left! Dear, this whole romance that you've invented, Just proves you're too naive to be here Why would he like you? Come on now, really! Look at you, you think that he's impressed? Don't be a dummy Come with mummy

Pamela Voorhees: My Lullaby (Zira, The Lion King 2)

In a opposite approach to a villainous mother to Norma, we have Pam, who was heartbroken by the camp councillors letting her son die and vowed to get revenge. She didn't know she was teaching Jason to be the Crystal Lake killer like Zira did, but she did, and the whole song does have her kind of feel to it also.

Sleep, my little Kovu Let your dreams take wing One day when you're big and strong You will be a kingI've been exiled, persecuted Left alone with no defense When I think of what that brute did I get a little tense But I dream a dream so pretty That I don't feel so depressed 'Cause it soothes my inner kitty And it helps me get some rest

Patrick Bateman: Cruella De Vil (Arthur, 101 Dalmations)

Never before was there a song that described audiences reaction to watching Patrick living in his daily life and hearing his thoughts better then this one.

Cruella De Vil Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you No evil thing will To see her is to Take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella De Vil

The curl of her lips The ice in her stare All innocent children Had better beware She's like a spider waiting For the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil

Pennywise (Both): You’re Only Second Rate (Jafar, Return of Jafar)

Mostly for the video and Jafar’s energy in this scene actually XD So many transformations, so many tasteless puns! I was going to give this to Freddy but its the closest thing to Penny I could think of.

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size I'll make a great escape It's just a piece of cake You're only second rate You know your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up Let me pontificate upon your sorry state You're only second rate

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt: Hellfire (Judge Claude Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame)

A nasty filthy man who think’s he’s in the right despite being the biggest creep and monster ever? Mhm.

*Note: I honestly didn't notice the deformed baby, Quasimodo/Thomas link until the day after I wrote this. Don't know how I feel about it. I mean, Hoyt is actually nice, in his way, to Thomas so the connection isn't totally there but onwards:

Beata Maria You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud

Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

End of Post! 🌼

(Bonus’ under the cut)

I did think of other connections which I obviously didnt landed on but still have merit! Here!

Billy Loomis and Stu Macher: ‘Gaston’ was considered, but that would have just been a joke XD I don’t think Stu is quite as obsessed with Billy as LeFou is with Gaston.

Chucky: Friends on the Other Side. Obviously! That link was actually what inspired me to make this post. In The Dark of Night fits to a T though.

Freddy Krueger: You’re Only Second Rate! Ah, its perfectttt. But No More Mr Nice Guy fits better. If I ever do a Slashers as Disney Villains post, he’ll be Jafar for sure. Or Hades. Or Scar. Or Oogie. Probably Hades. You know what? Without the gore and blood and explicit sexual references, Freddy could be a Disney Villain himself. Its not like Disney hasn't towed the line before with perverted villains. >_> (Jafar and Frollo)

Jason and Pamela Voorhees: Mother Knows Best! Of course.

Jennifer Check: Love is For Peasants (Barbie Island Princess) Because Jennifer thinks like this:

Men? <<< Literally anything else.

Patrick Bateman: How Can I Refuse? (From Barbie Princess and the Pauper) XD If Patrick were a kids movie villain, he would totally join the ranks of corrupted usurpers pretending to be trustworthy royal advisory staff. Also ‘Let It Die’, that little interruption part of another song that O’Hare sings in the Lorax and ‘How Bad Can I be?’.

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venuslovesfrogs · 2 years

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where do your followers come from?

I come from the request tag last 2 months and now I’m havin fun vibin with your blog and send shitposting asks XD

I have no idea!! You guys just start showing up!!! I love it but it baffles me how much attention i get on here lol

I only have 14 followers so having all these asks confuses me

Im still figuring out how tumblr works i swear you all just spawn in my ask box out of nowhere

#answered asks

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playfulandplatonictickles · 3 years

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Since I’m still rather new around here, I’ll give you guys a bio about me so y’all can get to know me better! My blog is sfw, and I post both tickling and non-tickling stuff here. They shall be tagged accordingly! Also, feel free to send fic requests, headcanon ideas, and questions about the fandoms I like and its characters, media, etc! I also take tickle asks/roleplays, of course~.

I am quite busy in real life though, so please be patient with me! I work in retail part-time but I also have responsibilities at home that often make me distracted/slow.

Also, I do not take headcanons or requests for Ozzy/Thrax. I hate that ship with a passion because, in my opinion (which you don’t have to agree with.), it’s driven by lust/yaoi shippers who have mysogynistic views, and also because I had bad experiences with users who had shipped them. If you do, they will be deleted. This mama’s done with that trauma.

Name: Sissy.

Nicknames for me: Sis, dork, anything else you guys wanna come up with for me. Just don’t call me late for dinner lol. ;3

Age: 25.

Pronouns: She/Her!

Sexual alignment: Aromantic/Asexual! 🖤🤍💚💜

I’m also Autistic, and have ADHD/Generalized anxiety and slight depression. Which means I’m socially challenged at times. I implore you to communicate if you feel like I misinterpreted ANYTHING or you wish to talk about something that upsets you. I want everyone to feel safe and welcome here. I promise I won’t bite!

Personality: Quirky, energetic, out-going, nerdy, passionate, but pretty friendly and chill. I try to be kind to all I meet!

Likes: TV, video games, cartoons, reading, art/animation, comic books, music, (Specially rock, country, hip-hop, and of course Disney lol. If it’s good/got a beat, I’ll love it.) singing and voice impressions, movies, hot dogs, chimichangas, going on walks, exercising, art/animation, playful sarcasm, jokes and puns, comedy, smiles and laughter (Especially for others!) aaaand reading fanfics (I like fluff, sometimes angst, comfort fics, action, etc. Tickle ones too, lol. Mostly platonic ones but romance is nice too! Long as it ain’t nsfw. 🙏❤️), my dogs, hugs, and havin’ fun.

Dislikes: Bugs, seeing someone cry or upset, people who say cartoons are just for kids (It’s for adults too, bub. :p), loneliness (Sometimes. Gotta love anxiety and depression, hahaha...xD), politics, transphobes and racists and pedos (Oh my! XP), homophobes, and just overall people who are mean to others.

Acceptance and love is what I strive for here. I won’t judge anyone by anything except their character. If you’re a meanie, ya get blocked, ‘kay?

Fandoms: Osmosis Jones (Movie AND show. Both are gems and I shall die on that hill), Sonic the Hedgehog, The Owl House, Marvel, TMNT, The Mask (Cartoon mostly but I love the movie too!), Beetlejuice (I love both the show and movie buuut I’ll be doing the cartoon for fics and such. Beetlejuice/Lydia broship forever!!! Romantic shippers for them in the cartoon, please stay off this blog.), Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends, etc! I got too many, lol.

Tickle info: 70% Lee. 30% Ler! Mostly Lee, but can Switch every blue moon or if I’m tempted enough. ;3

Bullies, sexists, people who are phobic/hateful of ANY gender or race, and all around mean folks are not welcome here. Politics suck. Pedos, go burn. Autism Speaks is awful and those who support their methods need to be in jail.

Not a fetish/kink blog. Focused on the fluffy, safe, and silly side of tickles. If you send/try to do NSFW rps you will be blocked immediately.

Enjoy your stay here! 💖✌️

#tickling #sfw tickle community #sfw tickles #sfw tickling #sfw blog #platonic tickling #tickle community

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bloodyblow-blog · 3 years

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I’m bringing what nobody asked for XD

VB Mafia AU - because I watched Mafia DE playthrough

P.S. don’t consider myself an artist, just havin’ fun

#venture bros #Venture Brothers #Brock Samson #rusty venture #brusty #venture bros au #brock samson/rusty venture #venture bros mafia #mafia au #bloodyblowart

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do u have any random facts or things about Depth of heaven and ur characters (sfw or nsfw 🤭) even if what you want never comes to light, I really enjoy reading the concepts and asks about ur OCs

Hehehe I haven't thought about the characters and their story in a long time, until recently...but I never put a huge amount of thought into them before either! I kinda just knew I...wished I could make something cool that had everything I wanted in that kind of game lmao. Even if it doesn't happen, I felt like I wanted there to be twists and secrets...if it never happens then nobody but me will ever know about them, huh! But, if it does happen then I'll spoil stuff for later! What to do...ah I'll share about it! But I'm giving it a spoiler warning for something that doesn't exist anyway lmao Also I'm not a writer or a scientist this is all wacky world rules ok xd also there might be inconsistencies idk I never wrote anything down I'll tell u their heights! June: 5'4 Puzzle: 6'3 Koa: 5'6 Adam: 6'1 Keizo: 6'7 Lloyd: 5'11 Static: 6' Cyril: 5'9 Holly: 5'7

In high school June and Puzzle were da weeaboos who listened to vocaloid on their phones at lunch. Puzzle wore cat ears, big headphones, and tutus to school. I think....I decided that because of her old bad design lmao. I thought I had a drawing of her in cat ears but I can't find it 😔 June prolly just wore hoodies and graphic t-shirts. They were each others prom dates! June wore a tux! Okay spoilery stuff ahead!

I have a general idea what I want the story to be, but right now I just see it as disjointed scenes in my head. I posted some June and Puzzle wearing dresses where I wanted a scene to happen in a casino on the ship. Cruise ship casinos are kinda lame though lol, but it'll be as big and cool as I want >:•3 and it's an excuse to have everyone in cool formal wear cuz that's always fun! The cult leader calls for a big party on the ship and everyone has to attend! It's also where he culls the herd...because not everyone is worthy of going to heaven...apparently Koa likes playing video games! He's on the top of the leaderboard for one MMO, and during one event the top prize was blueprints for an in-game item: roller skates! It would make for cool merch to put on your wall or something. There was a rumor among the playerbase that the blueprints could make skates that function as they do in the game. Koa won the prints then used them to custom build his own skates (they look kinda generic now but I haven't put a lot of thought into their design lmao). The combination of materials used and construction give them a magical quality that allows him to skate faster than any human could! He's always pushing his limits, and sometimes it gets him in twubble xd Keizo has an issue with bad dreams...at night he replays all the times in his life where people were rude to him or each other, how he needs to keep peace between them, he just really hates assholes! He has nightmares about them treating him badly and there's nothing he can do, because at his height and with his strength he'd come off as the bad guy no matter what! They push and push 'til he's about to snap...then he wakes up! The rage super heats his blood and his skin glows red and steam pours out his ears! His hair is all wacky cuz it holds it's shape on the pillow from all the heat lmao June and the rest of them find out about it when they see steam coming out from under his door at night. Don't wake him up though! If he's still glowing hot he'll sleep walk while in a berserk state. First, it makes him really rude himself lmao. He'll say all the nasty things he won't when he's awake! Second, if he sees someone doin' shit he don't like, they're gettin' these 🤜🤛 In his happy ending you'd see him with his hair flat for the first time wouldn't that be nice :•3 Adam is always doing experiments on himself, kinda just for shits, kinda because he wants to discover something amazing....!.....?!?!??! When he was younger, his sister, who he loved v much, died. He wanted to become a doctor, not because he wanted to find a cure for the thing that killed his sister...because she died in an accident! He wanted to find a way to make people invincible! He's always injecting himself with stuff hoping it'll make him stronger. He likes Keizo as a friend, but to Adam Keizo is a perfect specimen of an indestructable human. Adam's been fascinated with him for a while, but Keizo also just makes for a good subject for testing against! Also, they met when Adam was studying abroad and Keizo came up on a motorbike and attacked the wheels on Adam's scooter. Cute! :•) Keizo used to be a bad boy :•( Other experiments Adam's done: Eyesight like a HAWK Cat ears but for real Jelly bones(?) Longer ween 😳 Lloyd is a stinky tech wiz who likes playing around with AI's and robotics! He has myassive myega brains and he monitors many of the functions of the ship by himself in his server room. When the captain is captured and thrown off the ship, Lloyd uses his know-how and special accesses to make sure the cult doesn't make a mess of everything. He knows about and can see everything that happens on the ship...for fun he likes video games toooo! And plays with Koa! He likes buildin' lil gadgets n tings for fun too! They can come in real handy! nsfw! Stuff past here!!!!!!!!! June, Koa, and Lloyd are all inexperienced!

As a lover, Keizo tries to be gentle...but once he gets into it he can be a bit rough! If you're into it, just enjoy! Or speak up and he'll slow down! Hmmm I was inspired by a scene from the film Crying Freeman (which I haven't actually watched 8•|) of some ppl doin' it in a closet(?)...it's all dark and cramped and humid and their skin is so shiny and glistening it's probably the thing that awoken me to drawing people super sweaty. I just can't help myself 😳 def wanna give Keizo a scene like that. This doodle was inspired by it actually lmao

Adam is patient and gentle! Lots of kisses and verbal reassurance and checking in w/ u. He's aware of his age and he doesn't wanna come off badly so he'll let you do all the pursuing. And June will pursue him hard if she has to! He's also gonna make you beg and ask, just so he's sure sure :•) He loves to sit her up on the examining table n do things wit his mouf n fingers 😳 I'd probably make it an option to call him daddy in certain scenarios...up to u if u choose it find out what happens for urself idk 😳😳😳 or don't

Koa likes to tease you, maybe bully you a lil, but when it comes to intimacy he's a wimp! I just like the idea of making the bully bend to your will, but he likes it. It just feels good to wipe that cocky smile off his face! Step on him! Make him whimper! I know June's a virg too, but Koa is just so easy to tease it makes it feel like second nature. BUT the more time they spend together, the more confident Koa becomes. So! Enjoy havin' him under your thumb while you can cuz it might not last forever! Lloyd tries to stay composed when June starts showing an interest. He's usually alone in his server room, but secretly appreciates her company when she comes by. At first he'll act like he's too busy. He's not used to being around women! As his interest in June grows it becomes harder to hide his feelings! So June notices...and teases him! Cuz it's just so easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYY 😩 Seeing his serious expression crack when you put ur hands in his pants is lots of fun :•3 And he shows you a voice he's never shown anyone else before 🤤 He does his research and with your help he'll learn exactly how to worship u 😌 IF it ever happens there has to b a new game plus where u unlock threesome scenes with Koa/Lloyd and Adam/Keizo :•x That's all 4 now! Sorry I'm fuckin' gross and don't know how to type :•|

#the depth of heaven #koa #keizo #adam #lloyd #june #ocs #puzzle #text post

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weebtarurights · 3 years

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The MANKAI Dorm in Those Days - Autumn/Winter Edition - Epilogue

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 || Part 5 || Part 6 || Part 7 || Part 8 || Part 9 || Part 10 || Epilogue

Epilogue: "The Lively Mankai Dorm"

Tsumugi: Oof. Banri: Hn? Tsumugi-san, what's in that box? Tsumugi: Oh, Banri-kun. It's a box of sake for Azuma-san. Azuma-san wants the sake cold so he asked me to refrigerate it when it arrives. Banri: I see. Lemme help you. Tsumugi: Thanks for helping me out. Banri: Speakin' of, where's Azuma-san? Tsumugi: He went out to shop for things with Omi-kun. Tasuku is driving for them. He said he's going to request snacks to go with the sake. Banri: Autumn and Winter Troupe's members gathered in the dorm today so lot's a people can help with the shopping. Heard it from Omi but I didn't expect Tasuku will drive for them. Tsumugi: Fufu, I'm looking forward to our dinner. Omi: We're home. Misumi: We're home. Masumi: We're home~!

Izumi: We're home! Tsumugi: Eh? Welcome home. Banri: Why would the Spring-Summer workshop group and shopping group go back together? Tsumugi: Seems like you bought quite a lot of stuff. Kazunari: Fufufu... Did you notice?

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Kumon: Man, aren't these smoked chips? Yuki: It's in the box together with the sake sent to Azu-nee. Itaru: Heh, a pretty sophisticated gift you got there.

Azami: That kinda stuff has a different scent depending on the type of wood used. Taichi: Smoked chips for BBQ? How adultish~! Banri: ....What exactly is happenin’ here? Tenma: When Autumn and Winter Troupes went back from the workshop, everyone had BBQ together, right? Izumi: I remembered and suggested, "Let's do it again" as a surprise to Autumn and Winter Troupes. So, we went straight to the supermarket to buy ingredients after the workshop. Sakuya: Then we accidentally met Omi-san's group in the supermarket. We're so surprised. Tenma: After that, we joined the group to buy BBQ ingredients together. Tsumugi: So that's what happened....

Muku: Tenma-kun, the meat is grilled! Tsuzuru: The veggies are grilled deliciously too. Citron: Sakuya-kun, come here. Let's eat together!

Sakuya: Yes! Tenma: Yeah, I'll be right over there.

Guy: Cheers. Hisoka: ...This sake smells good. Delicious. Tasuku: Yeah. It's easy to drink. Homare: How wonderful, a flash of inspiration came upon me!

Azuma: Sakyo-kun, Chikage, why don't we have a drink together? Come here. You too, Kazu, Omi. Chikage: I'll take up on that offer then. Sakyo: Yeah, me too. Kazunari: Thankies, Azu~! OMG~! Man, this sake bottle's real snazzy! Omi: Thanks for the drink.

Banri: Winter Troupe's havin' a good time as usual. Tsumugi: I'm sure Banri-kun is going to be more involved like this.

Izumi: He's still in high school when he joined the company. Banri: Brings back memories. Tsumugi: The times we've spent together went by so quickly but--- I'll never, ever get tired of the theater, if anything, I'll fall in love with it more and more. Banri-kun, you think so too, right? Banri: Well. From now on, we'll continue to push forward more and more. Izumi: Fufu, yup. That's right! Taichi: It's done~! Nanao Taichi's special, smoked chocolate! Juza: .....! Looks delicious. Taichi: Right?! Right!? Ban-chan, Tsumugi-san, try it too! Banri: ....Smoked chocolate....? Izumi: It's a very adult taste. Tsumugi: Director, join us too. Kumon: Alright! I'll make my very own delicious smoked food too~! Masumi: Director, eat the meat and vegetables I grilled especially for you. Misumi: These triangles are super delish too~! Azuma: We still have plenty of drinks. Tsumugi: Everyone is having fun. Banri: It's lively or noisy or somethin'. Izumi: This lively atmosphere is just how MANKAI Company is. Tsumugi: Fufu, it seems like BBQ after the workshop is going to be staple from now on.

(T/N: Finally~! T/////T Seeing everyone just chilling and enjoying in the dorm kind of makes me feel warm. It makes me want to join them xD. Hoping everyone enjoyed the event story! Ciao! )

#a3!#a3! translations #act addict actors #a3! event story #The MANKAI Dorm in Those Days - Autumn/Winter Edition #The MANKAI Dorm in Those Days #a3! anime etude event

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kirby-the-gorb · 3 years

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reply roundup!

highlights from the past couple weeks:

I went partially blind for a couple days but drew anyway (which is why [new year] kirb looks a little wonky lol)

@shegosato wrote image captions for a whole bunch of posts, thank you so much! here are their captions for [rainbow], [car], and [alarm clock]!

we also had our first patreon [reward] drawing! thank you to fleurdelis who I think is only on twitter but still.

under a readmore for length.

on [the last roundup]:

@nerdpiggy said: :D no problem!! wow that is the first time someone used my primary pronoun for me in a while. really makes ur heart sing

you deserve to have your pronouns used properly! thank you for having them posted where I could easily find them :> (I actually have a friend who uses a slightly different version of xe/xem, so it was kinda neat to see!)

@salted15 said: !!!!!! :DDDDDD ive never been complimented on my writing thank you. i dont write but still thank you :)

something about the way you phrase your tags is just really pleasing to me! there’s something about the rhythm of it, if that makes sense -u- and it’s really cool to get to read stuff like that just cuz I doodled a kirb!

on [cat]:

@virovac said: I swear I saw this move and I jumped…but its not animated after all. Why does this keep happening with Kirby fanart?

dang, that sounds disorienting :( I dunno about other blogs, but I always tag any moving images with ‘gif’, including the reblobs, so hopefully that’s useful.

on [feeties]:

@your-local-neighbourhood-kat said: I would like to hug him kirby just sitting there. looking all happy and shit. as he should. look at the lil smile. happy pink orb!

he’s just havin a good time! although I’m sure a hug would make it even better!

@spageddie28 said: the feeties: are hold

fantastic work everyone! the feeties are hold. :>

on [think]:

@jeaniechibi said: Kirby 🤝 Winni the pooh Liking food and naps I guess that would mean them 🤝 all of us bc who doesn't like food n naps but eh :D

XD very true. I think kirby and pooh bear would get along very well.

@madamegemknight said: I think some of the Winnie The Pooh cartoons can be found on YouTube!

ooh good to know, thank you!

also I’m not gonna @ you cuz it feels rude but the person calling kirby their dad? extremely wholesome and valid.

on [phone]:

@insertusername77 said: Poyo

dang it. shoot. he should have been poyoing not blahing.

also the person who left the lovely tags that disappeared did get in touch with me, which was very thoughtful of them :>

on [windy]:

@why-are-all-the-fun-urls-taken said: This account brings me so much joy look at him

aww thank you!! drawing these silly little things brings me joy too :>

from the ask box:

@askluckyandfriends said: Hi! I like your art!

hi! thank you! (running an ask blog sounds hard, I hope you have fun!)

#text #title text #long post #readmore #reply roundup #asks answered #swearing #shegosato #nerdpiggy #salted15 #virovac #your-local-neighbourhood-kat #spageddie28 #jeaniechibi #madamegemknight #insertusername77 #why-are-all-the-fun-urls-taken #askluckyandfriends

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heartwoodventures · 3 years

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Heartwood Hatchingtide!

A mysterious note had been posted on the company’s bulletin board, beckoning members to meet at Mih Khetto’s Amphitheatre for a Hatchingtide celebration! But beyond explaining that the event was to ‘help the youth,’ details were scarce. Who’s organizing this? And what activities will happen? You’ll have to go to the amphitheatre to find out.

And the place is absolutely decked out in egg-related decorations! But most prominent is the large and ‘in charge’ chicken, dancing mad on the road leading to the center. They wave at you two, and then continue to jig.

Intrigued by the odd note, Aislinn made the time to wander her way over to the amphitheatre. Whatever was going on, her curiosity got the better of her and she needed to find out.

Cravendy What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fryday! Happy....friday! xD )) Cravendy I inflict pain unto myself everytime I make a pun ))

Riylli shuffled her way through the city, keeping her head down and trying not to attract attention as she made her way to the Ampitheatre. Whatever dour mood she was in would be briefly erased however as soon as she took in the dancing chicken that appeared to be waiting for her. "Er... Cravs..? Is that you..?"

"Twelve save us." Aislinn said, shaking her head as a smile worked its way across her lips. She paused a few seconds more to watch the chicken in its maddening jig, a laugh bubbling up from her throat. "You know, I'd bet gil on it."

Riylli (I love the way our heads move watching her dance Riylli (getting in on the beat Aislinn ((We're mesmerized))

Aislinn - She waves to the chicken. "So what's all this about helping out at Hatchingtide?"

“Cravs? Who’s that?” The chicken momentarily stops dancing and, somewhere in the distance, a kid groans in disappointment. Seeing that, the chicken slumps, but begins to groove once more. “I...I am none other. Huff. Than. Chickendy Hound! And it was I that called you out today on a mission...most. Huff. Important.”

Aislinn's smile widens. "Sounds like you've been dancing there quite awhile, Chickendy Hound." she noted in amusement as she plays along.

Riylli staaaaaaaaaaaared, bewilderment on her face as she tried to wrap her head around exactly what was happening here. That was definitely Cravs. Even without the giveaway of the name, the only other one in the company that tall was Rising, who Riylli was particularly sure would not be able to dance like the chicken was after the previous night. "Er... And what's that then?"

“Ay shite, I’ve been dancin’ for bloody who knows ‘ow long...” Cravs grumbles, and at that very moment a mother and child strolls on by. Cravs stiffens and clears her throat. “I mean. I can dance all day and all night! But now, the egg advocates would have us take care of another chore-I mean, thing of utmost importance. And that...is collecting eggs!”

Riylli pauses her judgmental staring to instead watch the mother and child pass, seemingly getting distracted for a moment before turning back to the chicken and letting out a sigh. "...Right. We gettin' paid for this or what?" She asks coldly, apparently back to whatever bad mood she had been in before meeting Chickendy

In contrast to Riylli's foul (fowl) mood, Aislinn seems to be enjoying this all too much. She makes a poor attempt to hold back any more laughter and nods to the passing mother and child. She couldn't begin to imagine how hot a suit like that must get. "Aye, of course. Harsh task masters, these egg advocates."

“No good deed goes unpaid! Which is to say, no, we’re not gettin’ bloody paid for this. I asked.” Cravs crosses her arms and I swear, you could see her chicken hat’s eyes furrow in grumpy anger. “Though they said we can keep any extra eggs, which ye can probably sell if yer strapped for cash.”

"....ye -do- get a free chicken suit though. That count for anythin'?"

"How, exactly, did they talk you into this, then?" Aislinn wryly asks.

Aislinn leans forward a bit and lowers her voice. "Did you lose a bet?"

Riylli let out another long sigh. "I hate this damned city so much..." She mutters, pinching the bridge of her nose as she seriously considered just turning around right then and there

"Ch-chickendy needs no reason to spread cheer in the world!" It's unclear if that's the whole truth, half, or not at all.

Riylli shot Cravs a glare, "Oy Chickendy, you better give me a better reason than that. How'd the scary pirate lady that can't even apologize end up in a situation like this?"

That earns a doubtful, though amused noise from Aislinn. "Yeah, if Chickendy is anything like Cravendy I'm not sure that math works out." Nevertheless, she shrugs a shoulder. She needed a break from building the prototypes at any rate, it was why she wandered out in the first place. "Alright then, I'm in for a bit of egg collecting." paused. "Chicken eggs, right?" she asked, deciding she better double check.

“HEY. I’m not so cold that I’d refuse to do some good in the world! That, and I didn’t say no right away. These folk sense weakness and twist yer arm until...” Cravs hears something approach from behind and freezes up.

Aislinn ((I'm going to hear this song in my sleep)) Riylli ( PA PAYA Cravendy pa paya! :D ))

An egg advocate comes over, peppiness turned dangerously past the dial. They drop a box containing chicken costumes in front of Riylli and Lin and - did they wink somehow? “You must be joining our friend here in setting up! A thousand thanks for choosing to spend your time spreading the festivities!”

Riylli shot the newcomer a glare so powerful that it could probably be tried as physical assault. "You have to be joking. You want me to wear that shite too?"

Aislinn eyes the chicken suit that was so unceremoniously dropped in front of her. "Wait...you were serious about the costume?" she looked the egg advocate over. The maniacal exuberance and zippered up smile a touch zealous. "Why the suits? We're collecting eggs, right?"

Aislinn ((It's all fun and games until you get stuffed in a chicken suit))

“Of course! The kids -love- it, and it’s said that wearing this’ll help you collect the eggyest of eggs! Chicken eggs!” The advocate unpacks the box’s contents, finds a suit fitting Riylli’s size, and thrusts it upon her without a moment’s hesitation. This person is awfully pushy, with all the strength of a traveling salesman who's got their foot in the door. “Now now, no fussing and get cracking!”

Cravendy laughs weakly.

Aislinn suddenly finds her arms weighed down in a similar fashion. She narrows her eyes slightly over the bulky armload, very likely imagining an unseemingly kind of violence that would wipe the peppiness right out of the pushy advocate. But then she cuts a glance to the still dancing Cravendy and merely sighs. The Seawolf was definitely in dire straits. "Fine. But we bring you back eggs that are eggier than other eggs and then ALL three of us are off the hook."

Riylli is forced to accept the chicken suit into her hands, blinking as her stare went from it, to Cravs, to the advocate. She wondered if it would be possible to evade capture from this deep inside the city if she were to commit some sort of crime right about now. Her attentions thankfully turn back to Cravendy. "The next time we go out drinking, you're paying for every round I feel like havin'" Riylli stated her demands, figuring it would be in everyone's best interest to ignore the advocate

The advocate squeals with glee and points to the west. There, you’ll find the chicken coops, the eggs, the hens! Best of luck! And as the three of them make their way over, the moment Cravs is a safe distance away from the advocate she slumps over. “Thank ye both...that person is frighteningly stubborn. Ye don’t want to know.”

Riylli lets out an absolutely exhausted sigh. "Figured you wouldn't be doin' this if you weren't in some sorta trouble... One day we're gonna have to teach you how to talk to people though." She muttered as she shoved the mask on over her head.

Aislinn stares at the retreating advocate's back, noting how a squeal was not a verbal agreement. A point that might have to be dealt with later. For now, she turns to Cravendy and shrugs. "Sometimes I think our contracts are easier to deal with." she added.

Cravendy nods in agreement with Lin. Clear cut rules, payment! But in the world of volunteering and do-goodery, there was a wide spectrum of folk to tussle with. She looks over to Riylli and snorts. “Looks weird with just the ‘ead.”

Riylli began idly fiddling around underneath her mask as she tried to get it to fit properly. "Course these things don't fit my damn ears... Nice to know nothings changed around here." She muttered angrily, definitely feeling very spiteful today. "EVERY. ROUND." Riylli reminded Cravs, then finally began to put on her suit, grumbling all the while

Aislinn - As they made their way to this special hen house, Aislinn struggled into the ridiculous chicken costume. "Know what this is? This is Nymeia's jest in return for me laughing earlier." she shook her head, her small frame almost swallowed up by the bulk of the costume. Looking down at herself, she laughed. "What is my life right now?" she pondered aloud.

Cravendy ALRIGHT so since the fates up, lets hop to it xD )) Cravendy whoever gets the most eggs...wins! )) Riylli (BAH, I SUCK AT THIS FATE THO Cravendy SAME LOL )) Aislinn Also same)) Cravendy GDI )) Riylli ( KNOCK ME TO VICTORY Cravendy these chickens have NO EGGCUSE being this rude )) Riylli (GAH Aislinn ((They're very eggcitable)) Cravendy at some point you get knocked around to much )) Cravendy you accept heavy as a way of life )) Riylli (using the aoe to dash me to other eggs Riylli (this is pro gaming Cravendy make sure to turn in your eggs! )) Riylli 16 Cravendy AGHF I keep interrupting myself xD )) Cravendy 12! LOL )) Aislinn ((9!)) Cravendy damn pro gamer over here ahah )) Riylli (Riylli shall win every hunt in this fc Riylli Y E S Cravendy EGG )) Cravendy OMG )) Cravendy thats cannibalism! xD )) Riylli (victory tastes so good Cravendy tho my parents own chickens and they egg their own eggs all the time lol )) Aislinn ((Are you eating them ALL? Cool Hand Luke over here)) Riylli eggsecution Cravendy STOP you'll overdose on them! )) Riylli (I aint doing it again you cant make me Aislinn ((EGGsplosion))

Cravendy limps away from the henhouse. Truly, these birds were in a fowl mood! But she’s managed to collect a dozen and that’s something, right?

Riylli finishes her hunt with sixteen total eggs in her basket, the ultimate hunter in both speed and grace. Of course, she may have thrown some chickens around and caused some children to cry, but victory is all that mattered in the end. If she had to be a chicken, she would be the GREATEST CHICKEN

Aislinn hurriedly clambers over the fence, a basket half-full of eggs and the sound of muffled curses coming from under her mask. "Those birds are not normal. I see why we need the damned suits now. They're protection."

Cravendy - “Never thought I’d be tossed around by a...by a chicken?!” Putting it into words doesn’t help at all. She peers over to Riylli’s haul. “‘ow’d ye manage to get so many?”

Cravendy LOL at any cost, Riylli will be the ultimate chicken xD )) Riylli (Shoving children over and stealing their eggs

Riylli puffed up her chest, somehow managing to look proud even inside such a ridiculous outfit. "When will you learn... Keepers are the greatest hunters there are! Doesn't matter if it's beast or bugs or... or eggs..." Her confidence wavered a bit at the end there, but she wasn't about to give up this opportunity to gloat

Aislinn pulls her mask off with a huff and pushes back the hair plastered to her brow. She quietly counts up the eggs between the three of them. "This better be enough to buy your freedom from this cult, Cravendy."

Cravendy “Smaller target is all. Chickens were too busy chasin’ me around.” Cravs smirks beneath her hat.

Riylli pulled her chicken hood off, freeing her ears from their confines and giving them a tentative flick. Despite herself, she was wearing a large grin that let Cravendy know this was not the last time she would hear of this. "Sure, sure, whatever you say."

“I ‘ope so too, Lin.” Cravs sighs, thinking back to how chicken-garbed strangers would pop out at the strangest of times, incessantly asking about when she was going to finally help out. But when she sees the smiles on everyone’s faces, a part of her gives. It’s not all to keep nosy birds off her back. “...OY WAIT. Cravs? It’s Chickendy!”

Aislinn starts peeling off the hen-pecked suit and shoots the Seawolf a wry smile. "Aye, aye. Chickendy. My mistake." she paused, struggling to fold the suit over one arm while holding her basket in the other. "Should we get these over to the amphitheatre so they can be...decorated or painted. Whatever they do to them next."

Cravendy sulks. She knows that tone. Call her crazy, but a small part of her had held onto hope that somehow the two of them hadn’t made the connection. “Ay, let's get this over with.”

Riylli glanced down at the mask in her hands and thought for a moment, before suddenly deciding to put it back on. "Think Ill keep this on 'till were out of the city... Personally I hope Chickendy sticks around though. She can dance for us next time we go out on a mission, keep our morale high." She teases

Aislinn slides a glance Riylli's way. "Might come in handy if we ever face down another mob of avians."

Cravendy nearly chokes at the thought of dancing to raise morale. But she fumes in silence.

As you approach the amphitheatre once more, the sounds of children laughing fill the air. All around you, families and friends excitedly partake in egg-related activities. The advocate happily accepts the party’s baskets, and then hands each of them a delicately painted egg. “You all did so good! Here, as a reward!”

Riylli silently accepted the egg, paused for a moment, then immediately dropped it. "Woops." She muttered, sarcasm absolutely dripping off her tone. It seemed now that the thrill of victory had faded, Riylli was back to her previously grumpy self. "So sorry, hard to get a good grip in this costume. You understand I'm sure."

Aislinn nods in thanks as she carefully takes the egg. She smiles in her quiet way as she runs a finger along its surface, appreciating the detail. After a moment, she looks back up at the advocate. "Those are quite some chickens you've got there. The suits did actually come in handy."

Cravendy takes the egg and pockets it. Somehow.

“No worries! Have another!” The advocate presents another gift to Riylli. A chocolate egg. They then turn to Lin, sunshine exuding from behind their feathered maw. “The finest hens in Eorzea! And they lay the tastiest eggs too!”

Riylli accepts the gift, and then drops the gift. "Woops." She said again, practically challenging the advocate to give her another. Pettiness was her specialty, and she could do this all day.

The henny-helper hums in thought, and then raises a finger as a lightbulb lights up above their head. They take out a sticker and plaster it on the center of Riylli’s chicken hat. Bock bock!

“I’m free now, right? I am, right?” Cravs asks, and the Hatchingtide worker nods. Cravs stumbles back in relief, and then looks to Lin and Riylli. “Thanks...er, strangers. Well, I must be off. To somewhere.”

Aislinn sighs softly. "Nymeia's breath." she says, barely audible. This way lay trouble, she could sense it. "Right, then. Ah...thank you, I suppose." It seemed the polite thing to say. "And...good luck with the rest of your Hatchingtide. We'll just be heading out now."

Aislinn begins back away slowly

Riylli stared, trying and ultimately failing to figure out a way to counter this attack as well. Giving up, she turned to Cravs. "See you later Chickendy, try not to make eye contact with any strangers on your way out." She said, offering her a wave. She followed close to Aislinn as she backed away, sighing heavily. "Lets go back to the house and burn this shite..."

Although they had been strongarmed into helping out, the three of them did good in spreading festive cheer in Gridania. But perhaps they would stay far away from any chicken-suited fellows in the future....just in case.

Aislinn - "Might come in handy though somewhere down the line." she says with such a straight face, it's unclear as to whether she's joking or not.

#ffxiv rp #balmung rp #ffxiv crystal rp #Heartwood Ventures #Cravendy Hound #Aislinn North #Riylli Aliapoh #Happy hatchingtide!

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dolcetters · 3 years

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get to know the mun ~!

repost, don’t reblog.

——— basics! ♡

(PEN)NAME: hannah / red / raven

PRONOUNS: she / her

ZODIAC SIGNS: virgo sun, scorpio moon

TAKEN OR SINGLE: hella single

——— three facts! ♡

i horde art-of books like a dragon. current count around my art desk is 42 but i have maybe 4 or 5 over in my bookshelves that won’t fit in my desk drawers. if i hear an artist i love/follow is kickstarting a book, i’m on it. and i’m currently trying to slowly collect the Spectrum: Fantastic Art series as well as the annual Illustration series published by Shoeisha. in addition to art-of books, i also love collecting enamel pins and old fashion keys. i really love keys.

my favorite pokemon types are ghost types, and i tend to prefer sticking to the first 2 generations (though i have a handful of later generation pokemon i like, the designs just don’t tickle my quite as much). my FAVORITE would probably be haunter, if i had to choose. also i’ve had pokemon: moon for... cripes, 3 or 4 years? and i’ve barely gotten past getting my rowlet because i kept starting the game over because i really wanted a female, goddamnit. she’s mine, now. ...i just gotta actually give myself permission to play the actual game l m a o.

my webcomic is totally gonna give it away but i have a fascination with forests, trees, and especially old/ancient trees. i can’t quite put it into words, but the concept of a living thing being so MASSIVE and looming, winding, tall and beautiful whilst being thousands of years old... like... what stories can you tell? what have you seen? what have you lived through, felt, sheltered--just... a really love trees and what they can symbolize and/or bring to a story. and the idea of an old forest... auhaufhdskgd.

——— experience ! ♡

been RPing since ye ol’ neopets days (i wanna say i was 11-13?). went from there to RPing in various chat spaces on deviantart, then mostly did one-on-ones with my bestie, JM, over skype and nowadays discord. think i joined the tumblr RPC early my freshman year of college? with this blog, actually (the original blog is now archived but same handle, same muse). aaaand a decade later i am stillll hereeeee.

——— muse preference ! ♡

can’t say i have one, really? i’ve written a super wide range of personalities over the years and tons of canon AND OCs alike. most of my tumblr muses have been canon, but this is mostly because OC blogs tend to take more leg work (icons, detailed bios, etc; seriously you guys are badasses) and since i started RPing around here in college going forward i generally just... don’t have the free time anymore to dedicate to the stuff OC blogs need. my free time goes toward my comic and other art because i really would like to make THAT my career, and i can’t justify to myself spending time i could be putting into that into an RP blog. --and i really hope that doesn’t come off as “dissing” OC blogs because seriously you guys are fucking incredible and in a lot of ways i do envy you because i wish i had the time and headspace to write my OCs around here--i love dol, but christ, sometimes it comes to the end of the day and you realize he’s not your own actual character and it all just feels super hollow lmfao. i continue to be in awe of the OCs i encounter around here. one of these days i’m gonna write a strongly worded letter of love.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡

FLUFF: fluff is my shit. let me write disgustingly wholesome sweetness all day. i’ll give all you bitches cavities. you’ll hate me for it. my blog doesn’t come with dental, i’m so sorry, i’ll make it up to you somehow. GOD, i’m fluff deprived right now.

ANGST: i’m chill with angst so long as i get breaks. >xD it’s great for development and character exploration and all that jazz but as soon as we get grimdark for grimdark’s sake, i start checking out. i just. i can’t. i’m too tired, the world’s on fire, how ‘bout yours, that’s the way i like it and i never get bored.

SMUT: my willingness to write smut is 100% dependent on my relationship with the other mun, tbh. i was a bit looser with this when i started RPing and i kind of regret that in the sense that i think i let myself get pressured into it because tumblr RPing was newww and my partner and i were excited about our shiiiip and suddenly things were happeniiiiing, and now i’m like. ...idk, i just need to feel completely safe and in transparent communication with the mun before we can do that. it doesn’t help that i’m sex-repulsed and, while there’re some aspects of smut that i don’t bat an eye at there are others that’ll squick me out real fast. i got nothin’ against how often or unoften anyone else partakes, but ya gurl just needs that solid ground on a mun-to-mun level, y’feel.

PLOT / MEMES: i’m totally grand with either, my guy--i love plotted stuff with a basic “outline” of events that we just let our characters find their way through like they were on a roadtrip OR just ... throwing them to the wind and seeing what happens organically. sometimes meme-starters can take real interesting character turns, sometimes plots just up and die... LONG AS WE’RE HAVIN’ FUN.

tagged by: stolen from @aemiliiu because eeehhhhHHHHH??? it mundai.

tagging: i stole it, you steal it

#♦: ooc .

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dialovers-translations · 3 years

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DIABOLIK LOVERS Do-S Kyuuketsu VERSUS Ⅳ Vol.6 Laito VS Yuma [TRACK 4]

Original title: 相応しいのはどちらか

Source: DIABOLIK LOVERS Do-S Kyuuketsu VERSUS Ⅳ Vol.6 Laito VS Yuma [CD not owned by me]

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Hirakawa Daisuke & Tomohisa Suzuki

Translator’s note: The long-awaited double blood sucking scene~ This one wasn’t as intense as some of the other VERSUS CDs I’ve translated though. They’ve definitely toned down the characters a lot compared to the first VERSUS series. xD Personally I really liked the moral conflict between Laito & Yuma in terms of treasuring one’s own life though. I hope they touch upon that in the final track as well.

Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5

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Track 4: Who is Suitable?

*Rattle*

Laito: So the science classroom is up next, huh? If we’re given the same assignment as before, I’ll make you feel even better, okay~?

Yuma: Oi. Keep yer distance from that disgustin’ freak. Who knows what he’ll do to ya.

Laito: That’s so mean. Iーー

The door closes.

Laito: ...Oh? Seems like the door closed by itself again.

*Bzt*

Laito: ...Hm? Heeh, seems like there’s a device on top of the teacher’s desk this time. The one which projects a message onto the screen.

Yuma: Che...The next task, huh?

Laito: I suppose so. ...Well then, let’s look what we’ve got...’Assignment 3: The Vampire most deserving of her must suck the girl’s blood’ Heeh~? Suitable, huh?

Yuma: Argh...What kind of bullshit is this!? I bet he gave us that task knowin’ very well the two of us have been sparrin’!

Laito: Nfu~ But it’s a wonderful assignment, don’t you think? We can use this to decide who actually deserves her. Let’s have the game master decide which one of us is more suitable from an outsider’s point of view.

Yuma: Ya...You’re still havin’ fun even when that Kino dude is blatantly makin’ a joke out of us!?

Laito: Why are you getting so upset? We can’t get out without completing the task anyway, so if you don’t enjoy it, you’re just missing out, no? Ah. I suppose you’re lacking confidence? You’re scared of not being chosen, aren’t you?

Yuma: Ya bastard...Don’t underestimate me! If ya wanna lose to me that badly, I’ll take my victory.

Laito: Nfu~ It’s settled then. ...Well then, Bitch-chan, let us decide who is the better partner for you amongst us two.

Yuma: Come on, this way!

You step back.

Yuma: Oi, why ya tryin’ to run?

Laito: Hm...~? Ah! I get it! You want to tease us and have us fight over you, don’t you? You really are such a greedy and lewd girl~ ...However~

Laito steps closer.

Laito: You can’t just back away. I caught you this easily, see? Come on, take a seat on top of the desk. ...Heavy-hoh.

*Thud*

Yuma: Oi. Why are ya makin’ her sit on the desk?

Laito: If the three of us are gonna enjoy ourselves all together, it’d be easier like this, right? Ah! I found the perfect thing laying around! Hm, hm, hm~

He picks up a cable and ties your hands together.

Laito: Like this, you can no longer use your hands~

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: What do you think? You like being tied up like this as well, don’t you? I tied it a little on the tighter side, so it should gradually become more painful~

Yuma: Che...Freak.

Laito: Going about this the normal route is no fun, don’t you think? If you’re like that, she’ll grow tired of you~

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: Ah, you shouldn’t try and move. I was only trying to show you that you can’t move, yet you go out of your way to make it even harder on yourself. ...Heh~ You really are so obscene.

Laito bites you.

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Yuma: Che...I’ll make ya forget ‘bout his fangs!

*Rustle*

Yuma: I’ll satisfy ya even without usin’ any props. I’ll start by suckin’ from your shoulder.

Yuma bites you as well.

*Sluuuuurp*

Yuma: Haah...Ya like it when it hurts, don’t ya? I’ll bite ya a lil’ stronger...

*Sluuuuurp*

Laito: Ah~ What lovely noises~ Personally, I very much welcome this turn of events. Hearing you cry out in agony as we both such your blood simultaneously...It’s making my head spin...Haah...Ah. Did the cable scrape your skin? Your wrist is bleeding. Guess I have no other choice but to untie you.

Laito unties the cable.

Laito: Fufu~ And then like this...

*Sluuuuurp*

Laito: Mmh...

*Smooch*

Laito: ...Fufu~ Did that sting in the wound? Does it hurt? ...Or perhaps, does it feel so good, it could become addictive?

Yuma: Oi, ignore that guy. Ya should only feel me.

Laito: Oh no~ Don’t do something so cold~ Mmh...Nn...

*Rustle*

Yuma: ...Oi!

Laito: ...Did I bite you a little too hard? My bad~ However, you’re at fault for getting distracted. Look my way.

He turns your face.

Laito: Nfu~ ...Exactly. Those fear-filled eyes are the best. The expression you make when you’re overwhelmed by fear, realizing you should try and run as soon as possible, yet you can’t help but feel good...Show me more of it...Ah-aah~ You’ve got that dreamy look in your eyes, you’ve become so very shameless.

Yuma: Che...Don’t play right into his hands. Come on, look me into the eyes and tell me where ya want my fangs. I’ll suck from yer favorite spot.

You remain quiet.

Yuma: If ya can’t come up with anythin’, I’ll suck from where I think ya’d like it. Right. ...How ‘bout right here?

*Rustle*

Yuma bites you again.

*Sluuuuurp*

Yuma: Hah...Damn...I’ve gotten dizzy ‘gain...Mmh...Nn...

Laito: Come on, focus on me as well. Haahn...Mmh...

*Sluuuuurp*

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: ...Haah~ You’ve been exposed this much, I can’t get enough of it...

Laito looks over at Yuma.

Laito: Seems like I’m not the only one enjoying it though~

Yuma: ...Haah, haah...

Laito: Say, you said that I’m obsessed with her, but can’t you say that about yourself as well?

Yuma: Heh...So what?

Laito: Heeh...You’re actually admitting it?

Yuma: Bein’ with ya today made me remember whether I liked it or not. I can’t leave her in yer care. As if I’d let her get dragged down to hell by some suicidal freak. There’s people in this world who can’t survive no matter how badly they want to live, ya know? Do ya realize that!?

Laito: ...Could you please not force your personal ‘morals’ onto me? Enjoy the moment. That is my everything. She is having fun too, so what’s the problem? ...See? Take a look at her melted expression.

Yuma: Don’t try and change the subject!

Laito: ...Oh shut up. I don’t exactly want you to understand me. If you don’t, can you just leave me alone? Ah-ah~ And here I thought I’d be able to have even more fun with an extra person added into the mix. I’ve lost interested.

Yuma: Che...You’re always so damn whimsical...Don’t ya have a thing like that? Somethin’ ya can’t give up no matter what?

*THUD*

Laito: I don’t.

Yuma: Ya bastard...

You nearly collapse.

*Rustle*

Yuma: Ah! Watch out! ...Oi!

Laito: Ah-aah~ I guess we had a little too much blood.

*Rustle*

Yuma: Oi!? Ya ‘kay!?

Laito: Nfu~ ...Are you in any position to say that after scarfing down on her blood till literally seconds ago?

Yuma: Haah!?

You try and stop them again.

Yuma: Ah...You’ve got a point. This isn’t the time to be quarrelin’...Che...My bad.

Laito: Well, it wouldn’t be fun if we push her any further and she faints on us so I’ll call it a day as well~ However, even though we both sucked her blood, it’s kind of strange nothing has changed? Doesn’t seem like the door will open either.

*BZT*

Yuma: ...! Oi, take a look at that.

Laito: ...! The words are changing...’Incorrect. Too bad. Neither of you are suitable for her. The Vampire deserving of Eve...is me!?’

Yuma: The fuck!?

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

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