#but stan somehow always has something to pay with

[irfrenchfries]

Sea grunks! This might be my last Forduary thing before this blog goes into hibernation. If it is, see y'all next year unless I head back into my art basement before then!

#forduary 2024 #sea grunks #monopoly #ford always insists on being the bank #but stan somehow always has something to pay with #what game do you think anyone could actually beat stan at #in their defense its hard not to have monopoly end like this

[kenlvry]

how the main 4 would react after receiving a flower from you

note; second post!! thought abt this concept while in the shower, hope you enjoy it!

kenny mccormick 

when he first got a flower from you it was during school hours, you saw some pretty flowers by the playground bushes and decided to pick some for your boyfriend

it was daffodils , you picked abt 5 of them for him, you approached him and gave him the flowers. he was stunned at first but was so happy that you gave it to him, he’d show off to his friends and cartman would tease him for it but he didn’t care.

he treasured it so much, even on his way home all he thought was how cute and sweet you were to give him flowers, he would try to repay you somehow tbh, he’d do extra shifts just to gift something in return

when you would come over you could see he kept it in a small vase or if not just have it laying around somewhere safe 

if anyone tries to touch it he would be livid or if his mom tried throwing it away he would throw a full on tantrum, he just wants to remember the first ever gift you gave him <33

stan marsh

he was just chilling in his room probably playing games when all of the sudden sharon called him down bc his gf was here

he was confused as to why you came to his house, he got downstairs and there you were holding some georgia blue flowers in your hands, he asked why you came over and you said you came over to give him the flowers

he was blushing hard ong, the fact you came all the way here just to give him flowers blew his mind, the effort you had made his stomach tickle, you were so adorable, you said the flowers reminded you of him. he was practically the colour red at that point.

he threw up.

he apologized but you knew it wasn’t because he was disgusted, the next day he immediately went out to buy a vase to put the flowers in, he carefully picked out a vase and told everyone in his family to never touch the flowers. he just didn’t want it to be ruined yk?? :))

kyle broflovski

tbhhhhh i don’t know how would he react, i think he would blush so hard and didn’t know to respond to you, you asked him to meet you a the slide, he was waiting and from afar was you looking so beautifully holding pink lily flowers, he was blushing tbh.

you gave it to him and said that it was a present for him, cartman was staring from afar and teased him so bad “ewwwww you two are cringy” “shut up fatass”

he would just stare it during class and stan would have to tell him to focus or else he would be sent to the principals office for not hearing mr garrisons romance rant

like kenny he’d try to pay you back somehow, maybe asking you out to a date or buy you anything.

he would treasure it so much, would also keep it in a vase like stan, every time he would see pink lily flowers he’d blush and smile to himself,, it would always remind him of you <333

eric cartman

at first he cringed sooooo bad, he didn’t want anyone knowing you were giving him flowers so he acted like you were giving him drugs tryna act discreet with it

he’d tease you for it tbh, “don’t even think that i would cherish this... this.. whatever it is, i’d throw it away immediately when i get home,trust.”

you know damn well he wouldn’t but you just laughed

he was actually so excited to go home, he rushed home so fast and searched up what type of flowers you gave him, it was a carnation flower, he has no idea what it was but it was pretty

after that he would ask his mom to take him to the store to buy him a vase to keep it, he would practically force his mom to take him, but he saw you there too! obviously he wouldn’t admit it, “im buying this so if your stupid carnation flowers dies i can keep it in here, it would be wayyy prettier if it was dead” .......... “ i never told you it was a carnation flower though” you almost laughed but he just coughed and walked away

he would keep it on his bedside table so he can look at it everytime he woke up :))

#sp kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #kyle brovlofski #sp kenny #kenny mccormick x reader #sp kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick #sp stan marsh #sp stan #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #eric cartman #sp eric #sp eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #eric x reader #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park

[shhh-secret-time]

Kyle Broflovski

26 y.o (He/Him)

Soul Synergy: Written on your palm is what your soulmate is thinking

Headcanons:

☆ Going to college on a full scholarship and with his help from his parents

☆ Still works part time at Tweek Bros Coffee, he wants to earn his own way in life

》 This feeds his caffeine addiction

☆ He still plays basketball, it helps him blow off steam

☆ Has a habit of piling to much on his plate

》 Stan usually has to remind him to take time for himself, forcing him to relax

☆ Probably tried to major in law like his dad but at some point he decided he really hated it

☆ Switches to something like English and General Classes for now.

》 I can see him becoming an Author! (I'm projecting)

☆ He tries to visit home often, holidays, birthdays, and on breaks!

☆ Does everything in his power to NOT talk about school. It's the last thing he wants to think about and he doesn't want to make his mother stress

☆ He and Stan live closer to campus, they went halfsies on an apartment together

》 Kyle cooks -> Stan does the dishes

》 Kyle handles paying rent -> Stan handles the handiwork around the house

☆ Will participate in Stan's board game nights if he has the time

☆ Although he loves D&D night and will not miss a session if he can help it. (I'm projecting)

》 I like to think he eventually becomes a DM the more he takes writing classes. I see those two going hand and hand

☆ He started carrying the lighter when Stan picked up smoking and it's just always been in his pocket

☆ Comes in handy when he smokes weed

》 I don't see him as the kind of guy who buys it or owns a bong/bowl/whatever, but I think he'll smoke if offered. Anything to just relax.

☆ Because of that he always carries an inhaler for Stan. He knows his friend hasn't had an asthma attack since they were kids, but just in case

☆ Also brings little bottles of water, enough for the other three. (Even Cartman if he can convince the guy to even look at water.)

☆ I didn't draw it but he's definitely got an EpiPen for sure.

》 He's the mom friend, I don't know what you expected

☆ Carries his glasses in the case, but he can't keep his glasses clean at all

》 Somehow his phone is immaculate, baffling really

☆ Looks at his palm often, so he started wearing gloves again

》 He gets distracted to easily with it

☆ The font on his palm is golden, looks like ink melting when it changes

☆ The closer his soulmate is to him, the quicker the words change.

》 If he thinks about it too much, he panics because what if he starts thinking something stupid and his soulmate laughs?

》 After a while he stops caring and just accepts that it is what it is.

☆ He's very protective of his hands because of it, often keeping his hands in his pockets if he's not wearing his gloves

》 More like he's protective over his soulmates thoughts.

His hand finds the silver necklace around his neck, the pointed star of David digs into his palm. The blunt ends of each point reminds him to breath. He turns it over a few times, doing the same with the lighter in his pocket.

He catches it out of the corner of his eye, the font on his palm gleams and twists. Running down his pale skin like watercolor does a canvas.

'Kyle! I love you!'

Kyle let's out a little breath, it dissolves into a chuckle. That breath takes the tight feeling in his chest with it. The beautiful font leaves room for a smile.

"I love you too." He whispers to the palm, placing a kiss over the words.

(Here's the blank version! ♡ )

#south park #sp fanfiction #south park fanfiction #reader insert #south park x reader #x reader #secret soulmate au #soul synergy #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #drabble #headcanons #south park fanart #shhh its a secret

[n3ptun3e]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ gentle hands ♡

Shisui who touches you oh so gently

• Fluff, Shisui Uchiha x fem!reader

•A/N: one more for you shisui stans☆〜（ゝ。∂）

It is a well known fact that the great shunshin no shisui passed most of his time training since he was a little boy, hands calloused by years of harsh training and multiple battles, muscles ripped with strength, strong legs that earned him his reputation across nations and messy curly hair accompanied by a broad nose and a warm grin. yes, that was Shisui. And although the boy was very dear to all, anyone with eyes could see how the Uchiha all but stuck to your side, arm draped across your shoulders as he leans close to your ear and whispers something that make the both of you laugh, always popping into existence, warm hands on your sides, scaring the shit out of you and anyone within range, ninjas tsking “kids these days”, making you blush and glare at him with a exasperated look on your face, him responding with a sheepish smile, chuckling, making it hard for you to contain your own, him reading you like a book and playfully squeezing your sides, a silent apology, there’s something endearing in the way he looks at you as his thumb slips underneath your shirt and gently rubs your waist, his warmth sending chills down your spine. “come on, don’t be so uptight! you should be used to it by now” he winks at you, letting you go, hands going to the back of his head as he asks you what you’re up to, filling you in in his last mission “really, i wish you’ve seen the way these people used katon in such a intriguing way in their daily lives. it really makes me wonder just how different yet similar we and people all across the world are..” he would ramble on and on, telling you all sort of interesting things he has come across, he just doesn’t want to stop talking to you🥺 asking you about your own missions and your opinion on this new technique he’s working on and what do you think about going to this new restaurant to try the food there? (sigh…you don’t even realize you’re on a date with how natural everything feels around him, it’s almost impossible to stay sad with him around, always trying to make you laugh somehow, giving you that dammed soft look each time he manages to make you laugh, making these stupid butterflies flutter on your stomach until it’s too late and you’re feeling his warm hands cupping your cheeks oh so gently, thumb sweeping across the soft skin, looking down at you with a warm smile on his face. it’s different from his usual smiles, a sort of quiet intimacy and tenderness on his face.)

Besides sometimes acting like a idiot he was born and raised in a well know and strict clan, he does know manners. always opening up the door for you, offering to pay for your meals together, always, always accompanying you home even though he knows you’re more than capable of taking care of yourself, he can’t help but worry okay? he just has this protective streak over you, all but following you around like a puppy, offering to carry your groceries, bags, whatever it is. he’s no show off but he’s pretty confident when it comes to his strength so he’ll stick around until you can’t handle it anymore:D

A/N: Mm i don’t know if i like this, i know it’s pretty incomplete but i wanted to give you guys something at least:D sorry for any spelling mistakes, those are just some random thoughts about him, i hope you guys like it~♡ btw i will be opening up asks since i want to write more for him but i have no idea what to actually write haha feel free to send me asks, but i can’t promise i WILL actually write your request since it’s only so my creativity can actually spark and make my head work^_−☆

#shisui uchiha #uchiha shisui #naruto #shisui x reader #shisui uchiha x reader #shisui #shisui headcanons #rambles #random thoughts #shisui x you #x reader

[ubehalayas-blog]

Kyle w fake s/o that has a crush on him (?) 

The only reason Kyle did this was to get his parents off of his back

They were worried and thinks that Kyle might be gay because for the whole high school Kyle never brought at least one girl back to their house (not that they actually cared though)

Although Kyle was not having it, he wasn’t gay (mhm sure) and thought of just asking for ur favor to fake date him until the summer ends so that his parents would get off his back.

It goes a bit like this:

“Hey– Y/n I have a favor to ask you” “can we.. like– be girlfriend and boyfriend but fake? Like you get what I mean, you read books–” “but if you don’t I mean like we fake date like we do couple things but just for public well for my parents because they’ve been on my back ever since the fucking summer started, they’ve been hinting to me that it’s okay if I came out to them as gay” he rambled on and on, explaining the pickle he was on

“Alright– I get it, Kyle”

“Oh yeah, right sorry” 

You two set like typical house rules for it, 1. No one can know, even best friends. 2. No touching allowed unless it’s consented. (of course my man Ky is a gentleman) 3. No falling in love with each other. 

“Does the last one even matter?” 

“I think–” you lied, (it didn’t matter but somehow most books you read had that rule but ended up falling for one another and you like Kyle so– it must be a spell that should be added right?)

You ended up putting a fake relationship in front of everybody, including your friends and parents.  

Stendy probably invited you to a double date or two, Stan suspects that two of you were pretending to be bf and gf but Kyle debunked his suspicions when he kissed you in front of Stan, you were shocked but kissed back. Let’s just say that the car ride back to your house was awkward, something like:

“We’re here”

“A-ah.. thanks, I.. I enjoyed today” you mumbled, taking off your seatbelt.

He just nodded, never letting his eyes away from the wheels because he was too nervous and embarrassed with what he did. 

He probably took you out on a date or two, on those dates he was given some money from his parents that he used to pay for his and your meals. (let’s js say you don’t have to spend any money when ur with him)

Honestly, Gerald and Sheila was your fan, they loved, adored you so much, they were so thankful that you’re Kyle’s girlfriend. They probably laughed around with you as they told stories about how they were thinking was gay and all, Kyle would probably redden from their embarrassing stories and would shout, “MOM! DAD!” when he thinks they’ve told too much lmao.

At school, he waits for you to finish your classes because he drives you to school and back.

Kyle invites you to study dates in his house but mostly because Sheila always wants to see you, (little did you know Kyle liked seeing you too) sometimes that study date ends with you staying in their house– you insist not to but Sheila and Gerald always find a way for you to stay.

You staying at Kyle’s house always ends up with you sleeping on the bed and Kyle on the floor, Kyle probably thinks that it’s too embarrassing to let you sleep on the floor so he volunteers. But when you said that it’s okay for him to sleep next to you he blushes and rambles on about not wanting to make you uncomfortable and stuff, it took you a while of convincing when he finally slept next to you.

The next day was a pain honestly lmao, his arm was wrapped around you, he basically fell off the bed when he realized he hugged you in his sleep. Maybe a bit like:

Kyle grumbled in his sleep, the sun hit his eyes as he slowly opened his eyes. His gaze landed onto your sleeping body and his arm that was wrapped around your waist, his eyes widened as he gasped, backing away from you as he fell down to the floor. The loud crash made you wake up, you rubbed your eyes as you looked over Kyle who was breathless and rattled, "What's wrong..?" you mumbled, "N-nothing.. I just fell off" He stuttered.

lol Idk, I find it funny when things like that happen.

I can't think of anything anymore honestly, my brain is fried and this is just a worthless attempt to do head canons because I seems to can't write some.

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #sp kyle x reader #sp kyle #i dont like this #headcanons #kyle hcs #i need therapy #i need kyle plushie #i dont trust myself

[shippergirl-14]

Stan head canons

Hii, these are a little based on the episodes and popular opinions, but I also wanted to share some of my ideas. I guess most of them apply when he is older. ( Also, excuse my bad English in some of the phrases. I’m not sure if it’s right)

Please feel free to share your own head canons ^^

He is the messiest person to ever exist. All his clothes are scattered around his room together with music sheets and occasionally cans from energy drinks.

He loves animals, especially dogs. He sometimes goes to the local animal shelter to play with them. He drags Kyle with him.

He also invites Kyle everyday to walk Sparky with him. He loves walking around at dawn since the streets aren’t that busy.

His sleep schedule is completely messed up. He stays up way too long even on school days to play video games or work on songs.

He either has too much energy for the day or no at all. There is no in between.

Whenever he has to do an assignment, he is always procrastinating until the very last day. Somehow he always managed to finish it ( sometimes with Kyle’s help)

He wouldn’t survive a day without music. His headphones are always turned up to the max, making his friends question how his ears are still okay.

His music taste includes almost everything and he couldn’t tell you what his favorite song is. He also writes his own songs and plays the guitar. He wishes to be in a band again and is trying to convince some of his friends to join.

He somehow is still the quarterback of the football team, but he doesn’t take it really seriously. It’s fun sometimes though. The school forces every student to join a sports club.

His best subjects are music and history. Everything else is pretty average.

He only drinks at parties or with friends, but he often overestimates himself and ends up drunk and Kyle has to get him home.

He has undiagnosed adhd.

He is really good at Super Smash, but sucks at Mario Kart.

Stan loves Kyle’s hair and always tries to talk him out of cutting it. ( he had cried once when Kyle shaved his head as a kid)

He is the cousin of Craig and also has peruvian roots. He can speak Spanish, but is mad that Craig is better at it.

He is bisexual.

He absolutely can’t flirt without making it extremely awkward. His bros are the exception.

He either replies to a message immediately or weeks later. Phone calls aren’t even let through with a few exceptions like his mom, Kyle or Kenny.

Stan has given himself an earring and wanted give himself a piercing too. Kyle stopped him ( fr don’t do that. Mine got infected).

He has the habit of dying his hair blonde whenever something slightly inconvenient happens and regrets it afterwards.

Stan used to hold Kyle’s hand whenever he had to take his insulin shot. Since Kyle once nearly died from his diabetes, he is a bit more cautious about his best friend’s health.

Almost everyone likes him since he is a pretty chill guy.

He rarely eats meat and pays attention to only buying bio products.

#south park #sp style #sp stan #sp stan marsh #south park stan #stan marsh #stan marsh hc #style #south park style #sp stan hc

[skylarbee]

I just saw your recent post on AM stans hating on Milex stans… I need a catching up please. What about LV and Amanda (?) and Matt too? I rarely ever dive deep into bands and their members, I just like to appreciate their music.

Thank you ♡

! long post incoming and i want to point out that i don't plan on using this blog to discuss any of these people (only maybe very rarely) - i don't like them, i don't think they're good people, i don't want to argue with people who think otherwise, and i usually ignore whatever they're up to - my main focus will always be on milex/miles !

hi anon! <3 i have no idea how much you know already, or if you basically don't know anything related to these three, or any of them. i will say that i have no screenshots concerning the things that i mention, but searching their names up on tumblr and/or scrolling through blogs like @/shit-talk-turner and @/alexstorm will make things more clear.

this whole thing started when louise posted a screenshot yesterday of an am fan saying some dumb shit about her in the comments and bringing up alexa (i still can't believe she posted this). she posted this with some equally stupid words (i don't have the screenshot - you can find it on twitter/tumblr/ig/tiktok/wherever), and matt then reposted her story, jumping to protect her (maybe amanda did too, i don't know). then she managed to screenshot some nice comments and posted those too, saying that 'love always wins' or something similar, and that haters can kiss her ass (this definitely didn't come across as her craving and asking for some compliments; she definitely doesn't need people babying her in order for her to feel good about herself) - which reminded me of something similar that amanda said like a year ago, that they don't pay attention to the haters anyways, of course after posting a long paragraph paying attention to them (makes me laugh just to think about it).

there are so many other hysterical and foolish things she does, like posting pictures of a messy bed (look, i'm fucking alex turner!), selfies with suspicious rings, other pics hinting at alex's presence, calling paparazzis to take pictures of them on the beach, pretending to be jane birkin and alex to be serge gainsbourg, going off about how independent she is while living off of alex's money, somehow managing to make matt's and amanda's marriage about her (with amanda encouraging her), 'accidentally' always doing these when miles has important things going on, etc etc (the fact that her and miles never interacted in real life is also deeply concerning. alex, dear, you should always trust your best friend when they don't like your partner, they always end up being right - especially knowing that miles was always on really good terms with alex's exs). it's clear that she's deeply insecure and adores when the attention is on her and when people are talking about her, and if she goes for a long period without this, she just has to pull something that will get fans talking. she's trying so hard to fit in and be the sexy rockstar girlfriend that she just ends up looking stupid.

if you don't know the real reasons why some people don't like louise, i'm just gonna post some links about her that pretty much sum it all up:

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685972106927882240/can-you-recap-the-problematic-things-frencies?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685366553489866753/everybodys-got-something-to-hide-except-me-and-my?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685366736118235136/everybodys-got-something-to-hide-except-me-and-my?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685155230049075200/louise-the-fangirl?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685155226833059841/lyon-july-2018?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685095240693170176/deleted-posts?source=share

about amanda... now, if i remember correctly, amanda had a blog dedicated to her music, and people dug up some screenshots in which she replies to someone and uses the n-word, and then another post where she's being racist. these screenshots are somewhere in the depths of my phone and it would be impossible to find them, and regardless, these screenshots are so old that she could've well changed for the better since then.

the problem with her is the fact that she's having arguments in the comments with young fans (asking stuff like did they have brain tumours for breakfast and other ridiculous things...or was that louise?) and posts even more ridiculous stories in response to people bullying louise, and protecting her like she's a toddler who can't take care of herself. the pure arrogance and self-importance with which she communicates her ideas is just mental, she thinks that she's on the top of the world, and encourages louise to act the same way. it's baffling that two 40-ish women think that bullying 14 year olds will achieve anything other than encouraging other 'fans' to act the same way.

the thing about matt is just basically the fact that ever since he's been with amanda, he acts the same way as her. now, i know there's been some issue about some idiots commenting about his daughter, which made him deactivate his ig account, and i have absolutely no words for the people who dared to say anything about that poor, innocent, completely blameless child. but even before this, he turned to the same kind of arrogance as amanda and reposted all her stories concering louise. the way that they need to say over and over again what a good person louise is, how much alex loves her, how great their relationship is, how beautiful and kind and caring she is... makes you really question if she really is indeed all those things (especially if you opened those links i posted). more importantly, what exactly do they plan to achieve arguing with teenage girls? it's so childish, my god, they are only adding fuel to the fire. god knows what they're telling alex and also god knows what he thinks about it all.

there's something that i'm not 100% sure about, but i'm gonna say it in the hopes that someone will see this and will tell me if this is wrong or not: matt cheated on breana when both her parents died (this one is definitely true), and left her with 1 year old amelia, and fucked off to live with another woman (amanda denies being the woman in question, i have no idea). she was solo parenting for a while (breana said all these in a podcast), then matt woke up and decided that he wants something to do with his daughter after all, and ever since then he takes care of her too - good job love, you're still horrible though.

in short, l&a's insanely childish antics dragged matt into the whole thing too. they're constantly throwing hissy fits, in hopes to achieve god knows what, and then they feel proud of themselves for telling teenage girls off. which makes you think, what would happen if am would be 10 times more popular than they are know, and louise would get 10 times the hate she gets now? or even better, what would happen if louise would get the same amount of hate miles gets on the daily? she said in her screenshot that she knows that it's only a minority of the fandom that leave such mean comments - then what's the point of paying attention to it? all this just shows another reason why these two definitely don't like each other - miles has brains, the other one... well, i'm sorry. i tried my best to like them and look past their mistakes,but i just can't do it.

#lord have mercy #alex turner #arctic monkeys #amanda blank #louise verneuil #matt helders #anon

[hatsunevitu]

i have a REALLY big soft spot for the trope when character A sees good sides in character B even when nobody else does

and it’s so kyman like. really.

and i’m really sorry for this post ‘cause it’s very messy and i’m not good with words but i have so many thoughts about this–

when kyle starts to see some good sides of eric cartman it confuses him so much because he physically can’t believe cartman can have something nice deep inside. like, kyle sees how cartman suddenly cares a lot about cats and can defend them even when he won’t get any profit from that. or how sometimes cartman actually does good things and nobody seems to notice that? like in s10e2 “smug alert” when cartman risks himself to save kyle. i strongly hc that kyle learns about it from butters about a month after this all happened and he’s so shocked by that ‘cause he can’t even explain to himself why cartman would do that. and he’s starting to see more and more remotely positive things about cartman (especially since cartman’s taking his medication) and it surprises him how nobody ever praises him for that. or for anything, actually. it’s like they refuse to admit that cartman can be, well, not a devil himself.

and kyle’s starting to overthink it, so he goes to stan and starts asking him about cartman, about his personality and his good traits, and how nobody notices them, but stan doesn’t even listen. he just laughs and says that anything “good” cartman does he does for his own benefit and that he always has ulterior motives. and kyle feels this unfairness because yes, he agrees, cartman’s an asshole and it’s natural that all his friends hate him but HEY everyone deserves to be judged fairly. and as far as he can see – people don’t even try to give him a second chance. and, moreover, what’s worse – cartman doesn’t give himself second chance either.

i mean, actually, if you think about it a bit, you can notice how cartman never denies that he’s a shitty person. he knows he’s terrible, he knows he’s hated by most of the people he has met, and he knows that nobody expects anything good from him. so he doesn’t expect anything good from himself either. he just goes along with everyone’s judgement like “yep. i do not deserve good treatment because i do terrible things and hurt people all the time”. he can be dramatic and self-defensive sometimes, but actually you can see how he actually doesn’t believe in the second chance for himself.

and it confuses kyle. so much. and he really decides that it’s his new mission to prove cartman he can change and he can deserve second chance and good attitude from others. because what? because kyle just loves two things: saving and helping those in need (especially when it’s cartman) and proving other people wrong.

so, yep, it’s basically an au where as time passes children in south park start avoiding cartman because they’ve had enough of him and they’re really sick of his terrible personality. they don’t purposefully ignore him, just pay much less attention, and cartman (who has started to take medication that helps him with his mental state) tries to fight it at first and somehow accidentally hurts (not physically) stan and some other kids reaaaally bad while this, so eventually he just accepts that he’s not gonna be a part of friends group anymore. and he admits that, well, he saw it coming. his meds make him much calmer and melancholic, so he doesn’t even make a scene. he just sits at his house more and more often, skipping school to avoid his classmates. and while stan and kenny get over losing their close friend, kyle can’t. he grew closer to cartman because he really wants to save him. and – to his own surprise – he doesn’t feel like cartman deserves this loneliness.

and, well, sometimes stan and kyle have this kind of dialogue, when kyle (unsuccessfully) tries to change stan’s opinion on cartman.

stan: Dude, Cartman can’t go, he’ll ruin the whole party! Nobody will come if he’s there!

kyle: Well, it’s just… I know he’s an asshole and we hate him but don’t you think it’s a little too… harsh?

stan: “Harsh”? Kyle, we’re talking about Eric Cartman.

kyle: I know! It’s just… everyone will come, we can’t just ignore him, can we?

stan: We totally can. Remember how many times he spoiled parties just because he got bored?

kyle: Uh… You’re right… Sorry, I was just a bit… confused, I guess.

stan: That’s fine, dude. I’m always here to remind you of how much of a prick he is.

kyle: Huh, thanks…

and he realises that he doesn’t hate cartman as much as he did. because, really, kyle’s first reaction to seeing a person getting so much hatred and contempt is being defensive and trying to protect that person. and he feels, like, really bad for cartman, so he goes to his place to hang out together. and it’s like, well:

kyle: Don’t you feel bad when everyone there are having fun without you?

cartman: Yeah, it kinda sucks but it’s not like I can do something about it.

kyle: So what? You’re just gonna stay at home for months talking to nobody but me and Butters?

cartman: That was my plan, right. It’s not that bad anyway.

kyle: Two days ago you said you can’t spend too much time with me or you “get infected with jewishness”.

cartman: I became immune to it.

kyle: *laughs* Well, it’s not like I mind it too much as well.

cartman: You know, that’s the part that bothers me.

kyle: Huh?

cartman: Why are you here, spending you weekend with me instead of helping Stan with his party?

kyle, shrugging: Not really into parties. Besides, I didn’t expect it but you’re not the worst company, you know.

cartman: Oh, come on.

kyle: What?

cartman: Stop making fake compliments to make me feel better, jew.

kyle: What do you mean “fake”?

cartman: I know you’re only doing this because you don’t want me to be alone.

kyle: What?

cartman: Well, you know, your terrible saviour complex? When you see a pathetic lonely person and you just have to come and save him so you can feel better about yourself and feed your ego?

kyle: What the fuck are you even talking about?? Do you really think I’m here only because I pity you?

cartman: Why else would you be here?

kyle: Oh my god, can’t believe I actually thought we were getting along while you just assumed I was having ulterior motives!

cartman: So you claim you wasn’t and it was all sincere?

kyle, offended: Yes!!

cartman: …Nah. Unconvincing, Kahl, work on your acting skills, would ya?

kyle: You know what? Fuck you. I just… I can’t even…

cartman: Oh, finally, good ol’ Kahl is back here.

kyle, slamming the door on his way out: UGH.

and so kyle leaves and ofc he’s irritated and annoyed and angry, but the thing that bothers him so much is that cartman didn’t seem to actually believe someone would really hang out with him now without having ulterior motives. and it warms kyle’s heart and it starts over again and again – kyle getting closer to cartman and realising how lonely he really is all the time.

and, well. he ends up catching himself defending cartman in front of their classmates and choosing him over them. and then, you know, a typical slowburn fanfic for 100k words :D

so, yeah, i don’t know if someone will actually read it until the end, but, uh, i love this scenario when eric actually becomes a better person just for kyle – because kyle is (surprisingly) the only one to even believe that cartman can be better. and eric appreciates that.

#south park #sp #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kyman #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #cartyle #kyman headcanon #kyman au #sp cartman #sp kyle

[orionsangel86]

Aa someone who pretty much threw away all their hope as soon as SPN cons started up again after the finale, it is a really crazy position to be in now to have to once again adjust my views and reconsider everything thats been said over the last 2.5 years.

I quit spn fandom and stopped paying attention to cast interviews because frankly:

Jared literally does nothing but spew the absolute worst most rancid takes I have ever heard to the point that I genuinely believe the man is completely deranged and has no idea about the show he filmed for 15 years

Misha has basically given up hope and stopped caring. He started off fighting to ensure people took the confession seriously, and seemed genuinely proud and passionate about ensuring people understood the love confession was legit and Cas knew exactly what he was saying, but over the years it seemed like he was broken down behind the scenes and forced to toe a company line of ambiguity for some unknown suspicious reason. Now he's back to resorting to jokes most of the time.

Jackles though, Jackles has until this point always been a fucking head fuck of a mystery. The "sexy silence" post finale. The sole interactions being with Misha and about the confession. The way he gushed about the confession shortly after it aired before the finale. Then the production company, The Winchesters, the J2 messy public fallout and cringy PR fake reassurance of love for his "brother". The fact that in every con up until this point he has kept any answers about the confession abiguous and deliberately vague - always playing both sides, always trying to keep ALL fans happy whatever they believe about the show. The attempt to explain it as Cas not feeling love the way humans do at one point (much to fandoms horror).

I admit I have joked many times about the "jackles long con" (the conspiracy theory that ever since he found out how spn has ended he has personally been on a war path to fix things and give us a satisfactory ending for Dean and Cas) but I was always in 2 minds about whether it was legit a thing. I believed he wanted to fix Dean's ending somehow yes, but I always figured Cas's story was an afterthought the same way Sam's was. I had no delusions that Jackles would legit want to give closure to the confession and give us reciprocated Destiel - whatever that may look like. It just didn't seem like a thing Jackles would want to do. Save Dean? Yes definitely. But actually make it canon that Dean is bisexual and madly in love with his angelic best friend? Even on his most Destiel friendly days I have never been able to truly believe that.

But this latest response from him at jibcon is veerrrry interesting. To plainly state that he hopes the confession is addressed. That he wants to see that. Its the first time he's ever mentioned it in non vague terms.

Look I have no hope of a fanfiction style sappy romantic destiel reunion scene in the Winchesters or whatever. But for Jensen to genuinely give a clear and thoughtful response about what he thinks that would look like, that he thinks Dean would want to talk about that, and address it, that is certainly progress beyond anything we've had from him before.

One of my friends in our group chat raised the thought of Jackles addressing the confession only to have Dean tell Cas he's sorry, but he doesn't feel the same way. THAT is a terrifying thought, but I gotta ask, would Jackles really do such a thing? He knows exactly how much Destiel means to the fans. He knows how important it is, hell, he was online watching the Nov 5th fallout along with everyone else. If it wasnt important, it wouldn't have trended above the US election. He would alienate the majority of his fanbase. Remember, he has already technically picked a side - something I thought he would never do. The Jared stans and bronlies and Destiel haters all loathe him now. They curse his name as much as Misha's ever since he dared to exclude Sam/Jared from The Winchesters. Jensen isn't an idiot, he knows who his main fanbase is, and that is proved even more obvious by The Winchesters itself, which according to my friends who watch it, is very pro Destiel. My friend described it as what SPN could have been were it not for Jared and Bob Singer - a kinder, friendlier, queerer, and more equal, show. I haven't watched it so I can't comment, but I see so many people say that this among other recent behaviours proves that Jackles is on our side.

I am of course still a bit hesitant to give him so much credit. I'm not gonna stamp him with a big HELLER FRIEND stamp like the one we stamped on Misha years ago. But I am feeling more positive towards him than I have in ages.

Ever since the confession, the official stance on Destiel seems to be to keep it as vague and ambiguous as possible. To never confirm or deny anything especially when it comes to Dean. This has been frustrating, but has kept the door open at least.

By Jackles stating today that he wants the confession addressed and even hinting that it may be in the cards sooner rather than later, tells me that a decision has possibly been made.

The ambiguity has got to go. Dean either reciprocates or he doesn't. Those are the only options available.

If, as it has so often been teased and alluded to, Cas is going to make an appearance in The Winchesters, Jackles would surely need to get Misha on board with his plans. Misha who has been firmly on the side of Destiel since day 1. Would Misha really agree to step back into Cas's shoes only to have his heart broken by a rejection from the man he loves? I don't think he would.

So surely, the only way for the confession to be addressed is to go with the other option. Full reciprocation.

Who else is there to even object anymore? Jared? Fuck that guy? Bob Singer? That old asshole has no power anymore. The CW? Maybe. I dunno what Jackles situation is with the execs and how much power he has over the Winchesters stories. But perhaps he's been able to convince them? Given the state of queer media in 2022 and how rapidly the world has moved on from tolerating CW style queerbait.

Shows like OFMD, Good Omens, The Sandman, IWTV, WWDITS, etc etc... they have proven that queer is popular. It brings in cash. The CW has always been sitting on a goldmine with Destiel, which has never really stopped being popular, even now. They were fools to not go all the way the first time around, and after the queer media boom of 2022 they look like even bigger fools. I still have my own beliefs about the circumstances that prevented a proper destiel ending (mostly to do with the business of the one star the CW were holding onto at that time and his stupid cop propoganda show) but considering all that has happened since then, were the CW given another chance to explore Destiel now, I think they'd be absolute fools not to take it.

Anyway, the point of all my rambling is this: I think I'm back on board. Laying it all out logically, if Jackles is gonna address this, he's gonna do it in the way that will be the most popular, and generate the most publicity, engagement, and ultimately, cash.

In other words: we may see yet ANOTHER "Destiel is canon" day before the decade is over.

#destiel #jackles long con #*puts on clown makeup again* #i mean it could also just NOT happen #but bringing cas into the winchesters surely means him and dean would need to interact #and that brings up the confession #so yeah #i guess that man has his hooks in me again #sigh #hope is a dangerous thing #and i have been burned before #but fuck it #hope it is

[dirtytransmasc]

How do you HC spider as a father how do tonowari Ronal interact with their grandchildren

Do tonowari Jake quratich compete to see who's the best grandpa

Is Ronal like the smothering type grandmother

How tisyra aonung lo'ak Kiri tuk all react to be uncles and aunts interact with their nephews or niece

spider is one of the best dads you could imagine; he's got a damn good blue print. he had tonowari and quaritch (who was a really good dad once he broke out of the RDA's grip), who were arguably the best dads the world had ever seen.

he has the 'throw the kid in the pool and let them learn to swim' type energy, but he jumps in with the, so to speak. he never once abandons his kids, he is with them for every aspect of their life, but he teaches them the skills they need to survive. he's not a helicopter parent, but he is never distant.

his children are his everything, his purpose, so, of course, he shows them off, every achievement is celebrated, no matter how big or small. he teaches them everything they need to know about life, and he makes sure they never, ever, feel like he or his sully siblings felt (sorry jake, but we're acknowledging your flawed parenting). they will never feel alone, never feel the need to be the very best, never feel like a burden or freak, never feel like they aren't good enough. he will fight and die to keep his kids happy, safe, and innocent; and god forbid anyone robs his kids of that, he will make them pay.

he takes pride in raising his kids na'vi, makes sure they are proud of who they are, no matter how many fingers they have or what anyone has to say about them. he makes sure they feel love no matter how he comes about having them (whether they are his biologically or not, cause we stan queer spider in this household, but we also stan spider adopting kids just because he knows what its like)

now ronal and tonowari are the ultimate grandparents, they love taking all the kids for a few days (spider has a big family, its canon in my mind), and they are the best 'second' parents. the kids all look up at them, gather around to hear their stories, to learn from them. ronal loves her grandkids so much, she's always carrying one around, making something knew for them, filling them with food (she gets scary when it comes to feeding her grandbabies). tonowari takes all the little ones out on the ilu's, tells them all of the important stories of their people. they're the sweetest, most stock picture-esque, wholesome grandparents.

then theres jake and quaritch...

lets just say they're fighting dirty in the mud over who's the better grandparent (its quaritch, he has a natural affinity for little kids and they all love him. jake tries too hard)

neytiri is like the wise grandmother they all go to for advice.

lo'ak and ao'nung are the fun uncles; lo'ak is the mighty of Payakan the outcast, son of the great Toruk Makto. Ao'nung is the son of one of the greatest Metkayina chiefs, and their favorite grandpa. if the kids are looking for a good time, they go to either of the boys, who will no doubt spare them any lessons, and give them a wild time (his brothers are about to give spider a fucking heart attack, have neither of them outgrown their frankly horrifyingly dangerous childhood ways. he needs them to be more careful with his children for Eywa's sake).

tsireya is a doting aunt, she loves her little neices and nephews. she's definitely a lot more civil then her brother and mate, normally taking the more academic approach, while remaining fun; she takes them out in to the reef and teaches them the names of all the creature, their place in the world (are they predator or prey, where they stand in the food chain relative to the na'vi, etc.), how to craft, and such.

kiri is somehow like both the boys and tsireya. she's like a wine aunt, some days you get a very cross woman who will spitefully teach you a thing or two (lovingly of course) and the next she's got a sly smile and the words 'you wanna have some fun' coming off her lips.

tuk isn't necessarily close to the kids age by the time they come round, but she isn't far from it either, she's just like a big kid for them to play with.

but all fo the aunts and uncles, take it with great grace, family is everything to the lot of them. they protect those kids with their lives and aid in spider's goal of raising them to be good, prepared, but happy innocent people.

#hi'i'tsyil te fkew'weopx tonowari'itan #spider tonowari'itan #ao'nung #lo'ak #tsireya #kiri sully #tuktirey #tuk sully #ronal #tonowari #quaritch #jake sully #neytiri #spider socorro #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #avatar #avatar 2009

[mystic-insightss]

Oooo hey gravity falls fan!

Do you have any headcanons about any characters? I would love to know!

i am in fact a gravity falls fan!! i don’t have much art for them up on here but i do have a good few drawings on my instagram!

i made a headcanons note maybe a year ago that i never actually shared anywhere, so here’s that :)

stanley pines

- aromantic

- pronouns: he/him

- hates french people (is it a joke? we don’t know)

- has periodic nightmares

- has adhd

- prefers dogs

- atheist. bc of the trauma

- very dangerous driver. in addition to breaking like every law ever he has horrible tunnel vision. very bad at paying attention to his surroundings and often spaces out on the most insignificant objects and ends up almost crashing (or actually crashing)

- like mabel, he used to always lose to stanford in logic based games like checkers and chess. unlike mabel, he always beat stanford at ping pong and feels very happy for himself for it. (part of this is because stanford’s motor skills as a child/teenager were awful.)

stanford pines

- gay asexual

- pronouns: he/him

- has periodic nightmares

- is autistic

- played piano as a child

- struggled with self-harm as a teenager

- forgets basic life functions (e.g. sleeping and eating)

- prefers cats

- ngl ford gives asthma vibes LMAO like my man has horrible lungs

- nervous breakdowns. fiddleford calms him down by taking ford’s wrists in his hands

- agnostic only because the idea of punching god in the face gives him catharsis. still celebrates jewish holidays with stan & the kids

- even worse driver than stan. somehow. every bit of unexpressed anger he has gets expressed when he drives. wants every other car on the road to drop off the face of the earth. unhinged man that then turns around and says “what. i’m not a bad driver.” during the portal years fiddleford demands control of the car during trips.

- yeah he gets bullied as a kid for his fingers but he also gets bullied for EVERY autistic trait/symptom/display he has. it’s true he told me so

fiddleford mcgucket (1982)

- biromantic heterosexual* (see footnote. please.)

- pronouns: any

- likes to grow plants - idea credit to the fic ‘not one to forget’ on ao3! read it if u haven’t, you will have no regrets

- prefers neither dogs nor cats, likes other random animals better (cough. raccoons. cough)

- has to remind stanford to perform his basic life functions

- my mcgucket backupsmore headcanon is that he was shooting for a scholarship (or something similar to what stanford was going for) for a slightly less prestigious school than WCT and then when he showed his project to the scout people and it like blew up and hit one of them in the face and so needless to say they did not accept him

- he hates being called stupid more than anything

- he has anxiety. and yes that’s also pre-and-during-portal-years. the guy is nervous about everything. he nervous stims. chews his nails pulls at his hair shaking hands and legs the whole deal

- he doesn’t really talk about it either. he marinates. he marinates and ford developed a sense for it

- raised christian, really not that into it. has more important things to do

mabel pines

- sexuality: pansexual, or omnisexual. haven’t made up my mind yet but she’s definitely mspec!

- pronouns: she/her

- is she cis or trans?? who knows i can’t decide

- absolutely was into loom bracelets when they were popular

- also silly bandz

- 5’8” when she’s grown up. dipper is 5’7”.

- she collects squishmallows and/or beanie babies. they all have names. they take up half of her bed.

i have like nothing for dipper besides the classic transhet headcanon & him being shorter than mabel 😭 mystery trio phase hit me real hard ok

* don’t use this post for discourse. “bUt ThE SpLiT aTtRaCtIOn mOdEL iS onLy FoR aSpEc PeOpLe” too bad. i’m aroace and i say it’s *fine* who *cares*

#this was v fun to do i haven’t thought about gravity falls in a while #thanks for the ask <3 #gravity falls #ask #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #mabel pines #dipper pines #gravity falls headcanons #gravity falls hc #headcanon #hc

[bloogers-boogers]

I don’t normally go for oneside kyman when it comes from Kyle's side however I'll make this one an exception!

Bare with me, it's style. I know, I know kinda weird coming from me—

But imagine Cartman letting Kyle go just cause he loves him so much and well (soft spot for Stan. I don't think he'd ever let anyone else take Kyle from him that isn't Stan.) it's the most selfless thing he's ever done, and no one even knows it ever happened besides Kenny (figured out) and Butters (was told).

It was difficult and heartbreaking which is why he was the first to move away to New York and start from scratch, find himself and meet new people. He still remained contact with the others (mostly Kenny) and he'd sometimes call Kyle to piss him off with some odd bullshit he'd be doing taunting him how far apart he was to actually go screw his plans now "Ha! Good luck with that, jew, if you're willing to pay for a plane ticket just to wreck my shit go for it. I ain't paying."

And even so, with Kyle's relationship with Stan being as strong as ever there was just something Stan could never be able to do, actually he never needed to debunked it either. He just fucking knew.

If Kyle were to go Sheila mood Stan could never calm him down... no matter what he did, Kyle remained pissed, deranged, a complete bitch. But you know who can? Oddly enough, Cartman.

Cartman knew better than anyone to calm Kyle down which is something Stan sometimes envy but at the same time was grateful for it. There's was always something in Cartman's words that soothe Kyle back to his senses, his hold, a simple hug. Kyle just couldn't help but soften by a affectionate (or vulnerable) Eric Cartman. And Stan was well aware of that, just like he knew he'd never question it (kinda being insecure to somehow make Kyle realize maybe there something else hidden in that part of his heart that cared for Cartman.)

Kyle and Cartman's relationship remains the same throughout the years with their common bickering but nonetheless; friends.

#random shit post ☆ #idk i just couldn't take that outta my head

[straightplayshowdown]

Angels in America: In the first part, we meet Louis and Prior and Harper and Joe, two couples whose relationships are on the rocks: the former because of Prior’s AIDS diagnosis and Louis’s inability to cope with illness, the latter because of Joe’s closeted homosexuality and Harper’s incessant fears and hallucinations, as well as her addiction to pain-killers. The second part focuses on the story of Prior Walter, a gay man living with AIDS who has recently been left by his partner, Louis, after he could not cope with the physical and personal impact of the disease.

The Ferryman: Set in Northern Ireland in 1981, Quinn has swapped his career with the IRA for a life on the farm in rural Armagh. He now lives with his sickly wife, their children, his sister-in-law and nephew. The IRA murdered Quinn’s brother, Seamus, and his body has only recently been discovered. He was one of the sixteen men and women who were killed and buried in unknown locations during the 1970s. Seamus was apparently shot dead following Quinn’s defection from the IRA in 1972, and a threateningly influential IRA member, Muldoon, now comes to pay Quinn a visit. He is keen to ensure that there are no further repercussions to the IRA’s cause, now Seamus’ murder has come to light.

Propaganda under the cut!

Angels in America:

painful funny surreal and down to earth all at the same time somehow, even without being a landmark piece for me personally w/ regard to queer literature

The Great American Play. The definitive exploration of how AIDS affected an entire generation of queer Americans in the '80s, and what it left behind in its wake. Those more eloquent than I am will be better at doing this play justice, but my sincerest hope is that the sheer significance of this work is clear enough to carry it all the way through to the highest end of this showdown.

honestly the peak of modern theater 2 me. everything i write and create is in the hopes that i might someday make something that lives up to the bar that angels set. it treats every one of its characters with such depth and compassion and the world it creates is so vivid and fantastic. and the context in which it was created will always be beyond important to me like i don't know how to describe how important it is that a play widely considered an american classic is about the aids crisis. she's the blueprint she's perfect she's everything

genuinely changed my life when i first read it. andrew garfield played prior walter in the 2018 national theatre version and he fucking kills it. it's 6 whole hours of joy and heartbreak and, most of all, hope. stan harper pitt!!!

This epic stageplay has become more accessible since its HBO miniseries adaptation in 2003. It is epic, intersectional, commemorative of a collective trauma that had been silenced for too long at the time of writing. (also Harper deserves to be as much a Tumblr Sad Girl icon as Lana del Rey or Sylvia Plath.) 

The Ferryman:

Over three hours of riveting family drama that could have gone on another three hours and I would have been delighted. The last thirty seconds of this show will take you out. 

#round 2 #polls #angels in america #the ferryman #the straight play showdown

[moralesmilesanhour]

Thank you for sharing that post on Gwen because I thought it was just me who didn't like that they made her such a big part of Miles story...like this is supposed to be HIS story and HIS journey of being spiderman , he should've been the sole focus and her story should've been it's own seperate thing instead of tying it to his...but it's like you can't say anything because then her stans are gonna come crying about the Gwen hate and her poor white woman pain (and not even focus on what Miles went through or even the hate Margo and Jess get that's far more horrific than what Gwen receives )

Yeah I would've loved a solo Gwen film! I don't hate her, I hate what they chose to do with her story and that's what folks arent getting lol. (long ass post under the cut I tried so hard not to rant but I failed)

The people reducing criticism of the writers' choice to make Gwen SO important on a meta level to "Gwen hate" are honestly missing the point.

Literally everyone in this film has had a rough go at it, but somehow it's always Miles' pain that gets pushed aside whenever it comes to discussions about Gwen or Miguel or whichever nonblack character people have latched onto (I say nonblack bc it's clear people only give a shit about Hobie on a surface level).

Not only does Miles' story suffer (what do we actually know about him and his world beyond "hey look it's Brooklyn" and his issues w his parents?), but hers does too because they shoved all of that information into a series of flashbacks and cuts to her world. As a result, it feels like we don't know enough about either characters' respective relationships.

But the most IMPORTANT part that people like to gloss over is the choice to make a WHITE WOMAN as pivotal to Miles' character development as they did.

Everyone has already said their piece on the betrayal, but I actually want to zoom out a bit.

Like I said before, this movie feels like it wanted to be...something else. From jump, we see that Hobie instantly takes an interest in wanting to protect Miles and steer him away from joining Spider Society because he knows they will not have his best interests in mind.

He is not the only character that goes against Miguel (the FIRST time 🙄) to protect Miles, though.

Margo, the one Black female character in Miles' age group, looks at him while he's running from Miguel and decides to send him home (or what she thought was his home) instead of turning him in.

The movie even tells us that Margo is supposed to be a part of Miles' story too when they first see each other! Why else would she help someone she just met???

What I'm trying to say is, this movie has a ton of racial subtext woven into it. And it CLEARLY wants you to know that. Hobie and Pavitr even share a common hatred for Britain and it's not by accident!

And YET! It's the white characters that get sooo much development and exploration! Even though both Peter B and Gwen end up being the ones that momentarily betray Miles because they have both been convinced that suffering (even preventable suffering) is necessary and central to who Spider-Man is.

Idk my thoughts are so messy lol. I don't hate the movie and i understand that there was a lot of bullshit happening behind the scenes that may have also impacted the story. But there's just so many directions that it could've gone in...? IDK IDK sjfhdksk

My hope for Beyond the Spiderverse is that the movie will take all of these little nuggets that they dropped and give us some pay-off, in order to drive home the idea that:

A) Spider-Man is not defined by his trauma or arbitrary "canon events" (obvious jab at comic book fans lol)

B) Spider-Man is not defined by isolation. He is allowed to have friends and deserves community

Anyways rant over ✌🏾

#sorry for all the discourse guys it will happen again #i am so normal about this movie :) #blabbering #asks #also you are allowed to disagree with me just dont be racist about it

[bohemian-nights]

I'm honestly worried about the shows portrayal of Nettles and Daemon's relationship not just because of the writers but also, Matt Smith, from what I've seen he is a pro Daemyra shipper so he probably doesn't want anything going on between Daemon and Nettles. People say he cares so much about Daemon's portrayal and yet we've seen complete injustice to how Daemon is around the family he's created with Laena which in the books showed a different more caring side to Daemon. So yeah no hope there since Matt Smith seems to only care about the relationship between Daemon and Rhaenyra. I also don't think we're going to see any scenes with him and his daughters either probably just Baela but that's it.

No dig at you anon, but if it’s one thing I’ll give Dumbnyra stans credit for it’s running a good campaign on how much their crap ship is supported by the actors(well Matt because anytime Emma says something they go back to crying about how much E doesn’t understand the character) and show-runners(one moment they are praising the likes of Sara Hess then the next they are stating how much they hate her or convincing themselves that Dumbnyra “pays the bills” while bashing Ryan Condal🤣).

Despite what the crazies say, Matt does not seem like a Dumbnyra shipper. Case in point, I remember at the beginning of the year when they got upset over him saying this in the shows BTS book, House of the Dragon Inside the Creation of a Targaryen Dynasty:

But then they tried to pivot and say that he still somehow ships Dumbnyra despite him saying that their relationship is not built solely off of pure romantic love. He also said this in the recent Deadline article:

Take these quotes as you will, but Matt always mixes in how much Daemon’s love for Viserys influences his relationship with Rhaenyra(aka Daemon sees Rhaenyra kinda as a vessel for his love of his brother).

You should also consider that Matt (and Emma) are pretty good actors and have chemistry with pretty much everyone else on the show… except each other 🙃(And somebody better not come in here talking about “mature chemistry” because if that’s your idea of “chemistry” please go watch Scandal see Olivia and Fitz, which had two overly grown people who had loads of chemistry, then come back to me 😊).

They aren’t playing them like two people in love so if Matt is a Dumbnyra shipper he’s doing a poor job of showing it. To me, it comes off like he doesn’t want to rock the boat too much.

And don't forget that most of Daemon’s storyline so far has been focused on Viserys(who's dead now) and his proxy Rhaenyra(who he physically abused).

We only got one full episode with him and Laena which the show-runners butchered(and Matt still had more chemistry on screen with Nanna than Emma). Matt can only work with what they give him(plus no one asks him about anyone but Rhaenyra and Viserys), but by season 3 unless they drastically change the storyline, Daemon and Nettles’ relationship takes center stage 🤷🏽‍♀️

At the end of the day, the one who has the final say in Daemon and Nettles happening is Ryan Condal and he is no friend of Dumbnyra(dude might be a bigger Dumbnyra hater than me at this point because he hates how those fans act )🤷🏽‍♀️

As far as scenes with Baela and Rhaena go, again that’s up to the showrunners, but I hope that we do see Daemon behaving like an actual father to them🤞🏽

#I’m not getting shipper vibes #and I doubt he will ship Dattles either #he’s just doing his job #matt smith #hotd ask #dattles ask #dettles ask #dattles #dettles #I had it saved on my phone but I had to update it and everything got deleted off of it 🤦🏽‍♀️ #took a long time to answer this because I had to find the first quote #ryan I will bake you cookies if you give us a lovely romantic arc for daemon and nettles🍪🙏🏽🥺

[writingforcuteppl]

Overprotective

PAIRING: Stan Marsh x Tucker!Reader

SUMMARY: Being Craig’s sister has its perks. No one would ever dare to bother you. The only disadvantage, you can’t date Stan Marsh.

GENRE: Fluff, a little bit of angst

WARNINGS: Swearing, suggestive

WORD COUNT: 2.9k words

“Hey, Y/n” You were at the cafeteria talking with Bebe and Nicole when you heard a voice you love to call your name. Stan Marsh. He’s been your crush for some years now. At this point, saying it was just a crush was stupid. You like him, god. You could say you were completely, madly in love with Stan Marsh, and he felt the same. Being friends with him since you were in kindergarten made things more comfortable. You and Stan had been together through it all.

To be honest, in the beginning, you didn’t see Stan in any other way than as a friend, you always helped him whenever he had a problem with Wendy when you were kids, and you always thought it was going to be like that. Until one day, when you were 13 years old, you noticed he started to act differently around you. Stan began to to do subtle things, like trying to hold your hand whenever he could, trying to impress you when he was practicing football, and some other stuff just so he could have your attention. He and Wendy had already broken up for good, remaining as friends.

Stan thought he wasn’t obvious about his chances in his attitude, but of course, he was utterly wrong. Not only did you manage to notice, but the whole class noticed, too, meaning your brother was well aware of this. When Craig found out Stan liked you, he forbade you to be with him. At that moment, it didn’t matter that much since you really thought maybe Stan was just changing due to age, and, to be honest, you really didn’t care about all that dating and couple thing. But the more you spend time with him, the more you start to fall for him. You always knew Stan was a good person. Always caring about his friends, even if that meant getting in trouble for it.

He loved animals so much, and he did whatever he had in his power to protect them. He was so selfless when it came to helping others that sometimes he forgot to put himself first. And that was one of the things you just loved about Stan Marsh.

But Craig didn't seem to see that. For him, Stan Marsh was nothing but a shitty kid that couldn't care for anyone else but himself, someone who somehow managed to get in trouble just by breathing, which was kinda hypocrite coming from the guy that was in the counselor's office every single week. You realize they had more in common than they would like to. In the end, one couldn't really care about what people thought of him, while the other cared way too much. And, of course, one looked like he could kill you at any moment, but fortunately for you, that person was your brother. Apart from that, they have way more in common than they would like to admit.

"Hi, Stan" You stopped the conversation. You had to pay full attention to him. You knew Bebe and Nicole wouldn't shut up about it later.

“So I was wondering, you know, we have been friends for a long time, and I have wanted to know if you know. Well, it’s ok if you don’t want to. I would totally understand…” he started to ramble, and you couldn’t help but smile. You knew where this was going, and it was something you had been waiting for quite some time now.

“Stan…” he realized he wasn’t going anywhere with his talk. He took a deep breath as if he was summoning all the courage he had and said, “Wouldyouliketogooutonadatewithme?” He said it so fast you could hear Bebe and Nicole whisper some ”whats” and “huhs,” but of course, you understood him.

“I would love to go out with you, Stan” You smiled at him, and you could see the biggest smile he’s ever shown on his face.

“Perfect! Friday? I will pick you up.”

“Friday sounds good” The two of you smiled at each other. You couldn’t wait for Friday.

“Craig’s gonna kill you,” Bebe blurted out while you were deciding which dress you were going to buy for your date.

“Oh, come on, Bebe, don’t be such a pessimist. It’s her first date with anyone decent in this town” You looked at Nicole with a poker face. She wasn’t wrong, but she didn’t need to remind you of all your date fiascos.

"Yeah, Bebe, don't be a pessimist,” you said. “Instead of thinking about how crazy my brother's reaction will be, help me find the perfect dress Stan would drool over.”

“Is Craig gonna let you go out with a dress? On a date with Stan?” She was right. It was already hard enough to get out of the house without any of Craig’s comments on your choice of clothes, now adding the fact that you were going to have a date with his “sworn enemy” was going to make it impossible to get out of the house without being suspicious.

“Bebe, if I wanted to overthink and only be pessimistic, I would have gone to Tweek and Wendy.”

“I know it’s just… Craig tends to be overprotective when it comes to you, and he has a horrible temper. And don’t even get me started with his irrational hate for Stan and his friends.”

“I know, Bebe, but that’s why I have you guys. You will help me get to my date with Stan without Craig suspecting anything.”

Friday came faster than expected. You had everything planned. You told Craig that you were going out with the girls. He was hesitant at first since all of you usually go out with you, including Clyde, Tolkien, and Tweek, but he understood you need to have “girl time,” and he didn’t want to participate in whatever conversation you tend to have when guys aren’t around. The girls knew exactly what to tell him if he called them asking for any update.

You were getting ready for your date when you heard Craig enter your room.

“Care to explain where are you going?” He asked, and by the tone of his voice, you could tell he was starting to get mad.

“What do you mean? I told you I was going out with Bebe and Nicole” You were evading his gaze. You hated when you lied to him, so you knew you were going to be weak if you looked him in the eyes.

“Oh really? Because according to Tolkien, he and Nicole are going out today, and Clyde just told me Bebe is helping her mother with something. I’m asking you again, where and with whom are you going out?”

“You’re not dad, Craig. I’m not telling you anything” Deciding that it was best just to get out of there before the situation escalated, Craig grabbed your arm, making you stop.

“You’re going out with Marsh, aren’t you?” You were surprised that somehow he managed to find out. “Don’t try lying to me, Tweek saw everything, and I heard Kyle and Kenny talking about this date Stan is having with, and I quote, “the only girl that he actually has liked,” and everyone knows it’s you,” you sighed.

“Ok, fine. You’re right, I’m going out with Stan, happy? Now if you excuse me, he’s going to arrive at any moment” You freed yourself from his grip, going down the stairs to get out of your house before he could say or do anything, but of course, luck wasn’t on your side. Craig managed to go down the stairs and stood in front of the door, blocking it.

“You are not going out with Marsh.”

“I’m going out with whoever I want, now move” You tried shoving him but only failed at the attempt. “And what are you gonna do? Stand in front of the door all day long? Don’t you have something else to do instead of making my life harder than it already is!?”

“If that’s what it takes for you to not leave this house, then I will!” you realized the two of you were screaming at this point, and you were thankful that your parents and Tricia were out.

“You’re insufferable, Craig. IT’S JUST A DATE.”

“I don’t care if it’s an evening with the queen. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT.”

“FUCK YOU, CRAIG” You tried to look strong, but the tears were coming out at any moment. You decided there was no use in fighting with him. Huffing, you turned your back and ran to your room, shutting the door as hard as possible. Tears were coming out. You were mad, mad that he always was so mean when it came to Stan, and you knew that wasn’t going to change any time soon. The more you thought about it, the more you realized the idea of being with Stan was pointless if Craig was going to act like that every time. You sat down on the floor, letting out all the anger and sadness you were feeling. Some minutes passed when you heard something hit your window. A notification from your phone grabbed your attention “Look outside.” You opened your window, and you could see Stan with a ladder.

“What do you think you’re doing, Marsh?” You let out a small laugh. Stan finally got to your window. You smiled at him and helped him get into your room.

“I was going to knock but heard your fight with Craig and knew it was better if I just left, but I just couldn’t go without knowing if you were ok.” Stan grabbed your cheek, trying to wipe out the tears rolling down.

“I’m better now that you’re here” You hugged Stan, his embrace being the only thing you needed to help you calm down. “I’m really sorry you heard us fighting. And I’m really sorry we can’t go out on our date.” You felt Stan leaving a kiss on your forehead.

“First of all, don’t be sorry. I just want to spend time with you” You looked at him with questioning eyes.

“What do you mean you want to spend time with me? Stan, we literally spend time whenever we can.” Stan guided you to your bed, and the two of you lay there, your head on Stan’s chest while he played with your hair. You waited for him to start talking but only heard him sigh.

“It’s just. I’ve been wanting to tell you something for quite some time now, but I’m scared.”

“Scared of what?”

“Of losing you,” you felt your heart skip. Maybe you knew where this conversation was going to go. You understood him. That’s the reason you haven’t told him anything at all, either. You preferred to have Stan in your life, even if it was only as friends. The thought of losing him was unbearable. “I know we spend time together, but I wanted it to be different this time. After all, there’s a reason why I asked you out on a date,” you smiled.

“I’m pretty sure it would have been amazing if it wasn’t for my stupid brother.”

“Don’t be mad at Craig. He’s just protecting you.”

“Don’t try to defend him this time, Stan. He’s just so mean. I know that he just hates you and your friends for some unknown reason, but he shouldn’t criticize you based on anything. I just don’t understand why he can’t see how you really are.”

“And how am I?”

“Well, you are incredibly polite. You not only care for people. You love to help others when they need it. You care for the people in your life and try to do whatever is in your hands to make them happy. And you’re also a great son, helping your mom with the house, and even if you hate to admit it, you worry for your dad. The amount of time I’ve seen you worry and help animals are too many to count. There are so many positive things about you that you don’t see, but there’s a reason why Kenny, Kyle, and even Cartman will go to the end of the world just for you.”

“Only them?” Stan was flustered by your comment.

"Well, maybe not only them. I would do anything for you. No matter what and when you know I'll be there. And that's why I hate when Craig makes a bad comment about you. He has no idea of how you really are."

“Don’t be so harsh on him. I kinda understand him, you know? You are his little sister. He has this need to protect you. Even myself, for example. Yeah, maybe Shelly and I aren’t the closest, but I know that if I ever need her, she will be there, and I will too. It’s like an unspoken rule for siblings. And now, with you and Craig, the two of you are closer. It’s normal the way he’s acting. Don’t be sad or mad when he acts this way.”

“He’s older by 30 minutes” Stan let out a laugh.

“Still, try to understand him. Promise?” You say Stan’s pinky finger in front of you, locking yours with his.

“Promise” You sat up, facing Stan. You couldn’t believe someone like Stan was in your life. He somehow made everything better. The two of you looked at each other in the eyes, and for a moment, you forgot to breathe. Stan sat up straight, getting closer to you.

“There’s a reason I wanted to go out on a date with you, apart from spending time with you.” You felt his hand caress your cheek and leaned to his touch. “I like you. Fuck. No, I just don’t like you. I’m in love with you. And I wanted to tell you before, but as I said, I was just too scared to lose you.”

“Stan…” you couldn’t believe he was confessing. You let out the biggest smile.

“And I totally understand if you don’t feel the same.”

“Stan,” you tried to tell him something, but he continued talking.

“And if you want, we can just leave this conversation in the past, but I don’t want-“Realizing that he wasn’t going to stop any time soon, you kissed him. Stan was shocked at first, not believing you were actually kissing him. Once he was totally aware that it wasn’t just a dream, he deepened the kiss. You felt Stan’s hand on the back of your neck, pulling you as close as possible. The kiss was slow but intense. Years and years of mutual pining and feelings were getting out in that kiss, and it wasn’t enough. Without breaking the kiss, you positioned yourself on Stan’s lap. You felt his hands grabbing your waist, pulling you closer to his body while you grabbed his cheeks. The two of you pulled out of the kiss. Heavy breathing could be heard coming from both of you.

“That was…” you said, trying to compose yourself after the kiss.

“Amazing” Stan grabbed one of your hands, kissing it, and you just smiled. You were perfect. “So you wanna be my girlfriend?”

“Definitely.”

When it was time for Stan to go, you helped him get down the ladder without hurting himself in the process. Stan stayed with you for some hours, lying down, listening to music, and kissing whenever you could. It was as if everyone and anything had disappeared; the only ones left were you and Stan.

Once he left, you decided it was best to talk to Craig. You wanted to apologize for shouting at him. In the end, as Stan said, he’s just protecting you, and you were thankful for that. You went to his room and knocked. A faint “come in” responded, and you entered his room.

“So he finally left” You felt your soul leaving your body.

“How did you..?”

“I wanted to apologize for acting like a complete jerk, and when I was about to knock on your door, I heard your conversation with him,” you mentally facepalmed yourself.

“What’s with you people listening to conversations through the door.” Craig let out a chuckle. “Stan told me the same.”

“At least he knows when his presence isn’t required,” you sighed. “But he’s right. You’re my little sister. I just don’t want anyone to hurt you.”

“I know, and that’s why I wanted to apologize. I’m sorry for shouting at you” Craig hugged you. He wasn’t the type of brother to give affection to, but whenever the two of you fought, a hug was like a reassurance that everything was fine.

“I have to admit, I was surprised Marsh understood my actions. I thought he was gonna get negative ideas in your head,” you laughed.

“See, that’s what I have been trying to show you all these years. He’s not like you say. Just give him a chance, and you’ll see the real Stan.”

“I guess people change from who they were when they were little.”

“So..?” You looked at Craig with hopeful eyes.

"I'm giving him a chance. I promise not to say anything bad to him."

“Thank you, thank you, thank you.” You hugged Craig as hard as you could. You were about to get out of his room when you remembered. “I think it’s a great time to tell you he’s my boyfriend now. Ok, bye!” You closed his door as fast as possible and ran to your room.

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