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our-reality · 1 year
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ok achievement got i'm brainrotting about c+ so hard
#SEE CUZ CALLING HIM C+ IS WEIRD TO ME NOW but anyways#i think he's so so silly but he's also profoundly sad but like. in a new way#his story is like. weirdly the inverse of python's???? like they left their families and began to indulge in new identities#so as to not be found#but. ohhhh my god okay buckle in#python did so because he didn't want his old family to find him. c+ did so because he'd be jailed for working age restrictied jobs#python hates its old family. everything c+ does is for his family#in taking on a 'fake' identity python discovered his real self separate from from its identity as a god and as a part of his old family#meanwhile c+ so frequently loses himself in the fake identity he has to wear in order to help who he loves#that he genuinely forgets his real name sometimes#and it crushes him so much when it happens. it crushes him that java's friends with a stranger instead of him#because he connects with java so much. they're just two kids who lost their way and now they're here when they don't even want to be#and it crushes him that he can't embrace who he is because if he gets too comfortable if he tells the wrong people the wrong things#the fragile web he's built under himself will collapse#and yet. he's more himself than he knows. and he finds new things that he works into both his c+ persona and the person underneath#and by opening up to his best friend about all of this he finds out that c+ and him aren't really that different after all#and while he's ready to start embracing the real him with more people... he doesn't regret his time as c+.#after all. he wouldn't be the real valentino without him.#(valentino is his real name)#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I LOVE YOU PARALLELS I LOVE YOU ACCIDENTAL FOILS ILY ILY ILY#anyways#<- i wanna experiment with calling him c+ but until i make a final decision i'm keeping his tag as c4#c+
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babylovepresley · 2 years
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another delusion elvis headcannon:
my power went out because of the hurricane so imagine a power outage at graceland. you, elvis, and the entire memphis mafia sitting around a candlelit room joking and laughing. elvis holding you close because you’re semi - scared of the thunder and loud noises
stephanie i absolutely adore every ask you send but THIS is literally so adorable i stg im close to tears! protective!elvis is something so personal to me i swear <3
it’s the first thunderstorm of fall and it’s getting quite cozy in graceland as you finish making the hot chocolate for elvis and the boys, who are seated happily watching tv in the living room
it’s quiet save for the soft static thrum of the tv and the occasional comments made by joe, jerry or elvis himself while watching the tv
the lights in the kitchen begin to flicker as you lift the tray with the hot chocolate and begin to turn to bring it to the living room
the lights suddenly go out all together with a loud CRACK of thunder and a flash of lightening that makes you place down the tray in shock
“shit is the power out?” “yeah asshole i guess so” rings out from the living room, george and jerry arguing again
“honey? baby? ya alright in there?” elvis’ comforting voice rings out, as you hear the soft padding of boots swiftly making its way towards you
“yeah! i’m-i’m okay.. just a little nervous honey thats all!”
“well c’mere baby… follow my voice lemme help ya” as he stands by the window with the branch brushing against it due to the harsh wind
he looks like an angel in this light, though you can only see the strikingly strong profile of his face and the shiny silk of his shirt
once you make your way through the dark and to him, he’d rest his hands on your waist and squeeze
“heyy there sweet thing” he’d drawl & you can’t see him but you f e el him get closer to you, his hard chest pressing against yours (just imagine feeling the weight of him pressed tightly to you oh my god)
you begin to relax in his arms as he slides his palms across across your back, almost consuming you whole
“ohhhh my baby what’re we gonna do, hm?” he’d groan out all softly in your ear, holding you so tight and warm against his chest
“elvis?” “yes darlin’?” “im kinda scared” “oh sweetheart” :(
he’d walk you back into the living room, stumbling over the dining room table and making you laugh with a random “son offa bitch!!!” even though it didnt really hurt him
the memphis mafia had already anticipated elvis’ slightly risen temper over you being sad/afraid and his innate need to make you feel better no matter what so they’ve found some various candles and lit them… though don’t be surprised if joe just lit a piece of newspaper on fire and left it on the table
everyone is sitting by the candlelight, munching on snacks and settling in to nap on the recliner chairs
elvis sits on the couch as the storm rages on, and you sit on the plush floor in between his manspread widespread legs, staring at the flickering candle and trying to calm yourself from shaking
another loud clap of thunder rolls in, and you jump at the sound, a startled “oh!” coming out as jerry and elvis argue about a venue
“oh satnin.. c’mere lemme hold you” as you shake like a leaf but manage to stand on your slightly buckling knees long enough to sit on his lap
you lay your head on his shoulder and swing your legs sideways over his lap as he tightly grabs your thigh and puts his other hand at the underside of your hair, slightly scratching your scalp
you slowly start to fall asleep, comforted by his familiar scent; tobacco & rum and something soft & kind like vanilla.
“go ‘head baby close your pretty lil eyes.. ‘m here” and he kisses the side of your head, thumb rubbing your thigh as you succumb to sleep listening to the rain and his beautiful heartbeat
if you have any cute hcs or ideas don’t be afraid to send it in angels <3
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poetickinkerer · 3 months
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Okay but imagine a cute little collar that makes you obedient. The prettiest little slutty fuck bitch ever, teasing people and telling them they can't have it, being bratty, and just getting what you want until that color goes around your neck, and then suddenly you're obedient to every command. And on top of that, people can program your brain and if it's not undone or reset before they take the collar off it becomes permanent. Telling you that your submissive slutty little cunt her can't stop sucking cock. And before anyone realizes what's going on, someone is taking off your caller and you find yourself drooling every time someone has a bulge in their pants or mentions cock. And you can seem to help but rubbing your own pussy, as it gets wet, soaking wet. And you start realizing that through your clothing isn't enough, and right then and there you strip naked. Right then and there you start rubbing your pussy and fall to your knees because it's just so hot. You can't get over it. And that collar is buckled around your neck once again. The programming is very strong and it's not like you can easily break from it. So you'll just have to endure it and play by their rules, and hope they release you, one day.
Ohhhh my god 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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sunriseverse · 9 months
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Made up title game: Is Nothing Sacred?
ohhhh i have a couple of ideas for this buckle in as i try not to vibrate to death about my horrid little thoughts on the word “sacred”.
1. merlin fic where morgana is Going Through It in relation to her internalised issues and fears about magic and gwen is Going Through It as she realises she’s attracted to women. the “sacredness” of “normality” (lack of magic/heterosexuality) and the realisation that sometimes sacredness is cracked to the foundations and actively harmful. fix it au of course! merthur are also there in the background doing. something. who knows! gay people in avalon for the win. also uther trips and falls out a window and gets impaled on some spears or something love and light <3
2. dmbj fic. the iron triangle fuck in a sacred temple that’s it that’s the plot i don’t have anything else to say here. toss in some throne sex maybe if you’re feeling spicy. no wait i do have more to say here apparently i changed my mind. the in universe positioning of xiaoge as “other” and “above” the people around him is incredibly dehumanising in equal but different ways to the more obvious dehumanisation he’s experienced. l.iu s.ang calls him ouxiang/idol Canonically and it is Bad to me okay it is Bad. sometimes a man needs to be reminded he isn’t a god and he doesn’t have to be and sometimes the reminder in question is sweet, sweet gay sex with his husbands who just want him to be happy thank you for coming to my TED talk. nothing IS sacred because “sacredness” is a construct used to other both those that are deemed divine and those who are deemed mortal.
(this was VERY fun thank you adrian <3333 you ALWAYS know interesting things to toss at me)
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mojoomojojo · 2 years
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Could you maybe do us a favor, sweetie? Could you be a good boy and tell us what you would do if you got permission to go potty right now? Would you let it go right where you are or would you try and make it to the bathroom? Really describe every step for us ^^
oh gosh ohh gosh oh gosh oh gohs well readng that made me buckle up and moan so i think im honest id just. i d go right here. id just-- id have to id just go. i think its gonna happen anyway oh god id go and id-- i usually stop moving around when i pee its kinda you freeze up- ohhhh i gotta pee-- okay i'd get the permission adn hen i'd probably clutch the edge of the counter and shudder and just go right in my pants and it would be so warm and much and come out and splash and trickle on the floor and i'd maybe get watery in the eyes about it cause its embarrassing and also it feel so good adn then id stand there panting while the spurts that happen after the big main rush happen come out and OH i ahve to pee plese can i stop nowoh god im gonna ohhhhhhhhh please
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tsuki-sennin · 1 year
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It's time for episode 21 of Kamen Rider Geats!
Oh, excuse me, Kamen Rider Geezer!
...oh, pardon me, I meant Kamen Rider Gazer!
No, no, hold on, I'm sorry-!
Enter Password: Spoilers, I guess...
Gazer, log in!
Install. Innovation and Control.
Booting... VisionOS
Error! TAURI-MORTAE.exe has been identified by VisionOS as a harmful program. Immediate action required.
-Buffa camera!
-Who's filming him, I wonder?
-"I'll massacre all those motherfuckers, just you watch!"
-Beroba-chan, hello!
-Goddess of Creation.
-That's Mitsume, ain't it?
-Change the world to be Rider free but Jamato infested.
-OHHHH NADGEY'S BACK.
-Run, Sae-san!
-Ohhhhhhh, we're doing this again.
-Less than five hours until her family's shop is blown sky high.
-"GIVE ME THE FUCKING BUCKLE SKINNY BOY"
-"...yeah okay"
-Ace and Keiwa are left to deal with the rest of the fruit basket on their own.
-Suika bomber!
-Nice shot!
-"Lying saves a lot more people than you realize, Keiwa."
-Boost!
-"You can have this one, Keiwa-kun."
-"Oh cool, thank you Ace, I appreciate it :)"
-"KEIWA YOU FUCKER, YOU'D BETTER TAKE THAT FUCKING BOOST BACK RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA SHIT-"
-Seems Na-Go and Lopo are faring just fine.
-"You hand that Zombie chainsaw back over to me right now you BITCH!" (literal)
-Jelly bean
-Ohhhhhh, Daichi did his homework.
-...is he perhaps a DGP fan?
-Beroba-chan's got high tier backer rewards.
-Holy shit, Michinaga
-Crush all Kamen Riders indeed.
-Ja-Ja-Ja Strike!
-Neon!
-Goddamn, she took that.
-Y'know, producer guy's got a point. This is investing drama.
-Ace with the interruption.
-"Bitch took your gun."
-"Yo, Na-Go. I need me some connections."
-There he is. Niram-P.
-Griefing is not an epic gamer move.
-"There's this teenage girl with nothing better to do. You know how it is."
-Ohhhhh, Niram's our key.
-"And you? You're too good to be a human from now."
-Shared mysteriousness.
-Selective breeding.
-"Good thing I'm not dead, huh~?"
-Melonless.
-Goddamn, Na-Go's been carrying you, huh Sae-san?
-You were the sussiest baka all along!
-Here we go, in the thick of it all!
-It's gambling time!
-"What took ya so long, idiot!?"
-Set Fever!
-BOOST!
-HOT DAMN, SHE FASTER THAN EVER
-"Just you fucking wait, Geats."
-"You're dead! And yet you LIVE! You are ruining my VISION!"
-I didn't expect to get a Glare retool so soon, but... I'm gonna be real, Gazer looks just as sexy a suit.
-Boostriker~!
-Kon-chan~!
-Ohhhhh, bike action! Hell yeah!
-Hot damn, that's a lotta boost.
-I didn't realize the Jamato were made of nitroglycerin.
-KEIWA UHKHJG
-"Blue and yellow."
-For an executive, Niram's certainly got a lot of hands-dirtying on him.
-Forcefieldin'.
-Y'know, that painful seeming Jamato Buckle might've been best left at home. Just sayin'.
-Or maybe not.
-Delete!
-Blue and yellow!
-Ohhhhhhhhhh
-Ohhhhhh they're dead dead
-Oh whoops, never mind. Neon with the save.
-Think you'd like to give up, huh Sae-san?
-Ohhhhhhhhh
-Zombie Man lives.
-"This isn't fiction any more~! You're a real boy."
-By unanimous decision, Sae Ganaha has chosen to forfeit the Desire Grand Prix. She's pretty dang okay with it, if I'd say so myself.
-NEON
-OKAY
-I GENUINELY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING WHAT THE FUCK
-She blew them the fuck up.
-Neon...
-Honey, you're breakin' my heart here.
-Glad you took so much out of this, Sae-san.
-See you on the outside, Sae-san.
-Buffa's got fans again.
-"It's just a prank, brooooo~!"
-Chirami, you shrewd bastard.
-"So tell me sweetheart... if you were to boil one of those boys alive, would you prefer kitsune udon or tanuki soba~?"
-Hot damn, Neon's discovered her girlboss era.
-GAME MASTER FIGHT AGAIN
-Oh! The
-The Glare suit survives!
-Oh shit, new character.
-Hot damn, the Divergence Game is closing in on a horrifying climax.
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freak60000 · 2 years
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Whats Revenants story?
ohhhh buckle up. buckle uppp. this ended up being like several lengthy paragraphs long im so sorry
OH MY GOD. okay. so basically
this regular 45 year old human guy presumably named kaleb cross was a renowned assassin that worked for the syndicate right. he was one of the best assassins ever. we dont know how exsctly this happened but one day he DIED (he told a story as to how he died, but that was later confirmed to be a fib) and that was very bad because the syndicate needed him to kill people (the syndicate’s intentions are Very questionable btw idk a whole lot about those guys). sooo they took his corpse and began experimenting to preserve his life, and “resurrect” him so they could keep using him. this took a LONG TIME like i think a few decades. until eventually the solution was the ”simulacrum” which is a human mind and conscience uploaded into a robot body. they stored and preserved his brain somewhere so he could continue to thinka nd function and all that. but theres a CATCH to this: he doesnt Know that hes a robot. he thinks hes just some regular guy doing his job and all. some programming makes it so his reflection appears as kaleb cross, in flesh and blood and all that rather than the freaky 7ft tall robot thing he was. and he thought this way for TWO HUNDRED YEARS (estimated 268? i cant remember). he went on to assassinatr people for TWO HUNDRED YEARS all while thinking he was still human. idk i think something in the programming made it seem normal to live that long or whatever. if not then im sure he was really comfused. and they replicated these bodies EXPONENTIALLY. theres like millions of these robot bodies and every time he gets killed he just gets uploaded to a new one, while STILL RETAINING the memory, pain and trauma suffered from the last one, including whatever way he had died. FUCKED UP RIGHT and he lived like this for more than 200 years. until ONE DAYY this guy took up a hit to kill this guy named Marcos Andrade. heavily guarded blah nlah blah he didnt care he KILLED that guy and his wife, but his 9 year old daughter escaped (she is VERY IMPORTANT. she would later grow up to be Loba Andrade who is a character in the roster set for revenge on revenant ^_^). but while he was killing and all that he got a piece of glass stuck through his neck. he saw it in his human reflection and pulled it out and LO AND BEHOLD his reflection glitched and he saw what he Actually was for all those years. overwhelmed with rage this mf set out to kill every last hammond robotics (the people who made him) employee and more, turning on them because thats what they had been using him for. and yeah hes been doing that ever since. he joined the games to get himself closer to the syndicate and hammond and to just “satiate his endless bloodlust” apparently. ok girl!
this part is explaining what has happened since joining the games and whats currently happened to the best of my ability. so loba right. he immediateky recognized her when she joined. she unsuccessfully tried to kill him for good, by locating his brain (the only way to Truly Kill Him besides the source code which i think are the same thing? i think???) but triggered a security protocol that made everything crumble. they ”teamed up” to find the source code again because tbh, revenant wanted OUTTT. at this point hes been living for 314 (correct me if im wrong) years in a body he HATES so tbh he wanted TO DIEEEEE. REALLY BAD. and this conflicted loba because she wanted him to pay and suffer for what he did. so she decided she was gonna send his source code away and Force him to live a forever life he didnt want to (IM SO PROUD OF HER). so he sought to kill everything Else she loved and make Her suffer which is what hes doing now. loba had a crush on bangalore but after rejection is rebounding to valkyrie, both of which revenant is toying with to make loba suffer. revenant says love LOSES. he also has beef with every single woman on the roster i think thats really funny
also theres ash who is another, newer simulacrum (who has vastly different programming that im not getting into), and after she ”woke up” and realized what she was, revenant tried to like. kill her? i think? to save her from that fate he suffered? but it didnt work LOL. and now they are like bickering siblings theyre so funny. they hate eachother so bad. he hates all the legends but takes interest in the ones he can toy with. example pathfinder, who is really really nice to him despite revenant being really really mean to him but pathfinder Insists on including and being his friend to the point revenant just finds it annoying and mildly entertaining. hes threatened to kill him but hasnt because it ”wouldnt be any fun”. love wins
he also has cool dark evil powers for some reason but we dont know where he got them (a writer said it would be explained via a future legend, but that hasnt happened and its been almost three years). also in another dimension he is king of the world. sooo
if you read this far i owe you money. i lovr you so much
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socialfake · 2 years
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Hey maybe you can make something like Shawn cheated on you becz you were a chubby and had a lot of insecurities.he cheated on you with a celebrity.after taht break up you had a hard time being dipression not loving yourself.Then at a point of time you gather yourself and end up being a total badass and hot person and famous too then when you met Shawn at a riff off (you can continue) tysm<3
Your Side of The Bed
Shawn Mendes x singer!reader
Warnings: body shaming, implied depression and insecurity, cheating
face claim: luna montana 💕
I wasn‘t sure how to include the riff off in this 🤔 I hope you like this nevertheless ☺️
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shawnmendes thank you so so much for finally trusting me with your voice baby 🤍 can’t wait to have you on the single!!
yourinstagram it took me long enough 😚
fan1 ewww look at her fat legs 🤮 he cannot be into her like for real
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fan2 she really got the weirdest body shape ever lol
realfan1 wth she‘s sitting down and on like a bar stool how is anyone supposed to look normal in that? she is literally so beautiful!! ♥️
fan2 yea okay but she‘s still fat
niallhoran whaaat are you finally recording some tunesssss? 🤩
yourinstagram yeaaaa i did a lil something with my boi 🙈
dualipa omg i gotta visit you in the studio sooon bby 💜
yourinstagram only doing back vocals for now hehe
dualipa kay then shawnmendes will have to keep me company 😌
yourinstagram 🙂🙂🙂
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dualipa what happens in the studio stays in the studio 🔥
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zendaya lol hopefully not! i am ready for some hits 🤓
shawnmendes 🥵🤫
yourinstagram uhm what?? 😅
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yourinstagram sorry for being inactive on my socials for the past couple weeks. certain circumstances had me rolling up in a ball, crying and overthinking but I feel so much better now and i have been able to gain strength from the pain. good times are coming and y‘all better buckle the fuck up
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fan1 omfg she is back!!! and looking so freaking good wow babe 🔥🤩
niallhoran happy to see you on here again :) can‘t wait to see your smile tho 😁
yourinstagram currently getting used to smiling again 😈
fakefan1 oh god life was better when i didn‘t have to see her ugly face on here. sounds like she is working on something tho and judging from her toxic break up with shawn i‘m guessing it‘s gonna be good oof
yourinstagram how can you be so fucking disrespectful and trying to support me at the same time??? get outta here lmao 😩
fan2 I AM CRYING I CANNOT BELIEVE SHES BACK OMGGGG 😭 life finally makes sense again
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yourinstagram smiling because „Your Side of The Bed“ MY FIRST EVER SINGLE WILL BE OUT IN T MINUS 1 MONTH!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BESTIES??? 💛
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billieeilish best news everrr!
yourinstagram right??? 🥺
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zendaya u r so hot 🔥
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fan1 OHHHH I CANT FUCKING WAIT!!1!11!!! i am so proud of you bebe 🥺 your first single omg!!
yourinstagram thanks bestie 💛
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yourinstagram 'Cause since you left it's one, two, three
Now he's coming in close to me
I can't sleep, 'cause he's where you're supposed to be and…. Your Side of The Bed“ out in 3 days!!! 💕
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arianagrande you are so gorgeous babe 💕 so excited!!
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fan1 holy moly it‘s happening so soon omg!!1! these pictures have me on edge for the single 🥵
yourinstagram same i‘ve been so jittery these past days lol 💕
niallhoran what happens in the studio stays in the studio goes for photoshoots as well btw
yourinstagram you wanna stay there?? who‘s gonna take his side of the bed then? 😌
fan2 WHAT??? IS??? HAPPENING??? HERE???
yourinstagram wait for the song honey 😈
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remmushound · 3 years
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Part 7 of my Rise/bay crossover! Special thanks to @brightlotusmoon for the help with this chapter!! @errorfreak88
It took only a few minutes for Donnie to set the computer to work.
“It… it’s working to isolate any mutagenic pathogens around the globe— if it works right there should be seven down here and two in ADX Florence— that’s Bebop and Rocksteady. Any other strays would hopefully be our other turtles and dear old rat.”
“What about their April?”
“I— I can’t really track her using this, but with any luck she’s with one of them. It’ll take a few minutes since it… searching such a wide range.”
“That’s okay. At least we have a start.” Leo tried to smile but he was sure Donnie could see right through it. “Why don’t you go bring our uh… friend in there some food and water? Sure he’d appreciate it. And try to ask him more about his world if you can. So we know what to expect.”
When Donnie didn't immediately move, Leo gave him an encouraging shove toward the kitchen. Donnie stumbled off, looking back and making a ‘really bro?’ motion toward Leo. He scooped up the other-Donnie’s battle shell on the way over. Entering the kitchen brought him into what was almost like a whole other world— a loud one at that!
“Oh mi gOSH IS THAT A TATTOO?!” It was almost whiplashing hearing a voice so ectatic and yet so sarcastic-sounding at the same time. Donatello’s eyes were like stars as he looked at Mikey’s tattoo. “Ohhhhh! I soooo want one!”
Mikey was all too happy to flex his arm and show off the faded markings, “Oh you’d look so cool with a tattoo! Yeah, like maybe an airplane or like cat or something cool like that.” Mikey said quickly.
“Yeah, but Raph would kill me!” Donatello couldn’t help but poke at the tattoos, tracing his finger gently across the mark to get a better feel of the design. “Ohhhh that’s so cool!”
Donnie cleared his throat finally.
“Oh. Sah Donnie?” Mikey did a peace sign.
Donnie cleared and jiggled the battle shell he held pointedly.
Donatello gasped and shoved Mikey aside to run, arms outstretched, to his counterpart. “MY BABY!” He snatched the battle shell from Donnie’s hands and kissed it repeatedly. “Oh I’ll never let you go again— ack! Ew! Sewer taste!” He started to try and wipe the taste off his tongue, “Ohhhh nooo that just made it worse!”
“Ohhh I totally know how you feel! This one time, when we were going down the pipe, the water like totally went in my mouth.” Mikey waddled over to Donatello and leaned over the shorter turtle's shoulder, standing almost close enough to rest his chin on the softshell’s head.
Donatello didn't seem to notice nor care about the box turtle’s proximity as he flipped open one of the many pouches contained in his armor and pulled out a small device that looked almost like bottle caps, one blue and labeled L and one white and labeled R. Mikey watched curiously as Donatello popped the case open and gasped loudly when the turtle took one of the clear lenses on his finger and started the process of cleaning it. When Donatello pulled apart his eyelids to apply the contacts, however, Mikey recoiled, climbing on the counter to get further away and immediately starting to whine.
“Ewww! Ew ew ew ew, he’s touching his eye—“
“Mikey!” Donnie snapped, but Mikey didn't stop.
“Eww his eye’s gonna pop out dude I’m telling you it’s gonna pop out and fall on the floor and get all dirty and he’s gonna have to pick it up and put it back in!”
Donatello was unperturbed by the complaints and applied his contacts quickly. “Yes, yes. Gasp in your repugnance all you want. Alas, ‘tis all the better to see you with, dear Michael!” Donatello waved a hand as he turned to face Mikey. “Heyyy, you got freckles! Nice.”
Mikey’s disgust was almost immediately forgotten by curiosity as he crawled across the counter to get closer to Donatello, and then fell off. He got back up, shaking off the fall and strutting as if it never happened.
“Do they hurt?” Mikey gasped.
“Where did you get contact lenses anyway?” Donnie was just as in Donatello’s face as Mikey was. “I got glasses, but that was just by dumb luck.”
“Yeah!” Mikey started to poke at Donatello curiously, “And even then they’re always falling off and stuff. Super inconvenient!”
“Mikey, quit poking him!”
“I saw you poking him!” Mikey nudged the bridge of his shell against Donnie.
“Ow— that was just an exam!”
Donatello leaned against the wall and watched the altercation with the slightest grin. He let himself watch a moment longer before starting to put his battle shell back on, and at the click of the buckle Mikey perked up like a dog at a whistle. He shoved Donnie away and hurried to the softshell.
“Wanna hear more about my tattoos?”
Donatello gave the excitable box turtle a genuine smile. “I wanna hear about everything you want to tell me. Just give me a mo~”
Donatello walked confidently over to Donnie, took the mask and glasses off in a single motion and walked away before Donnie could stop him. It took the mutant another second to process the audacity before he ran after.
“Wha— hey— heyheyhey— that’s my stuff!” Donnie tried to take his things back, but Donatello’s spider arm held him back.
Donatello rooted through the drawers for a long moment before coming out with a pair of scissors.
“Hey— what are you doing with those?!” Donnie tried to stop him once more, growling as he tried to overpower the titanium arms.
Mikey twirled over to Donatello, the titanium arms letting him past while still restraining Donnie. Mikey landed with his palms down on the counter flexing his tattoo proudly.
“Okay, so like, that turtle in the middle is our family crest right? And I totally designed it— original Michelangelo art right here, first hand. I know, I’m amazing!”
Donatello continued his work through Mikey’s rant, nodding along to the enthusiasm.
“The inking was done by Donnie there in the purple, you already met him though so eh. And this is supposed to be the Brooklynn bridge— New York pride and everything.”
Though Donatello’s expression didn't change in the slightest, one of his spider arms made a fist and bounced over to Mikey for a fist bump, which the box turtle obliged.
“And this is supposed to be the knots are our masks, connects to the bridge— super cool. And these are just some spaceships cause spaceships are awesome. And this is a bat, cause bats are rad, and it’s on fire cause that’s also rad.”
“Mm. Very nice. Love the thought and detail. Ha! There!” Donatello finished his work and retracted his titanium arms so suddenly that Donnie stumbled and almost fell. Donatello un-creased the mask to the best of his ability and rolled it back onto Donnie’s head, fixing it comfortably for the other mutant before backing up with a smug smirk.
The only difference in the mask that had been taken and the mask that was returned were the glasses now fitted carefully into the eye holes; the handles went in between the cloth of the mask to hold the glasses securely in place.
“Now you won’t have to worry about dropping them.” Donatello said calmly, crossing his arms and nodded. “You’re welcome.”
Donnie touched his hand to the frames a moment in awe before laughing his snorting-laugh. “Oh my god— this is— this is genius!” He hurried over to look at his reflection in the fridge. “How did I never think about this?”
Donatello simply tapped his head in response and turned to return to Mikey before Donnie ran and grabbed his arm to stop him.
“Wait!” Donnie said quickly, “I have so many questions!”
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Chapter Eleven liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!
Yeet water episode
Ok random planet, I’m assuming this is planet whatsit where Din’s supposed to be Space Ubering Frog Lady and her (remaining lol) eggs to
Oh yeah shit Shelob really busted up the Razor Crest last time
Awww everyone sleeby and lol Mama’s keepin’ a good watch over her eggs this time
OH MY GOD YODITO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
“Dank Ferrik” as a swear word again, huh, I’ll note that
Surprise surprise once again they gotta crash land because this is Star Wars and ships never work right
Lol this Mon Calamari dude is just like “......well then”
Bro ur gonna break those eggs
WHY ISN’T THE BABY BUCKLED INTO HIS SEAT EXCUSE ME
Pffffff another happy landing
AHAHA I’M THE MON CALAMARI
Ohoooo, The Heiress, eh?
Din Frog Lady is NOT gonna give you those five stars on Yelp for this ride
ALSKDJFLKSDK WE CAN’T GET THROUGH ONE EP WITHOUT SOMEONE REMINDING HIS SHIP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 90′S HONDA CIVIC
Awwwww yay Frog Lady’s found her husband!!!!
I’m gonna cry why the hell are they so cute
Also my hat goes off to the effects/costuming department those costumes are amazing
DIN YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILD MORE REGULARLY
Oh I guess Frog Man is gonna give Din the Yelp review instead xD
Damn so he actually does know where some other Mandos are
Ah and there’s Whatsherface the other pro fighter turned actress on this show, why the fuck can’t I remember her name
Oop Din saw her
I always forget what the squid faced aliens are 
“My friend” BRO THAT’S YOUR SON
Aw yay goop for the babby!!!!
I’m guessing Calamari’s contact is gonna be Fighter Lady lol
OH NO BABY’S SOUP IS TRYNA EAT HIM
BAHAHAHA AND DIN GIVES EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS
Hmm yeah so I recognize Squid Face’s voice
I think this is the first big boat on water scene we’ve actually had in Star Wars, the brief bit in TROS excluded
Ohhhhh they’re called Quarren
Aw Quarren’s tryna be friendly to Yodito (or he could actually be sketchy let’s be cautious)
BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HE JUST FED THE BABY TO A FUCKING SEA MONSTER
AND NOW THEY’RE AFTER DIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ARMOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHERE IS THE BABY I DO NOT SEE THE BABY Y’ALL WHERE IS MY FUCKING SON I DO NOT SEE THE BABY
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
NO WAY
SHIT
THAT’S BO KATAN
FUCKING BO KATAN
THAT’S HER
OH MY GOD
OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL
NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
OK BUT THAT HAS TO BE HER THAT’S HER ARMOR AND VOICE????????
THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT HER MASK
AND WHO ARE HER FRIENDS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
YES Y’ALL GET THE FUCKING BABY BACK
DIN’S VOICE IS CRACKING POOR PAPA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 
“BROTHER” OK BO WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO
Y’ALL I’M STILL REALLY FUCKING EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE THE ONE RETURNING CHARACTER I ACTUALLY WANTED
OK HOW IS MY SON HOW IS MY SON MY POOR BABY
OH MY GOD HE’S OKAY
THANK GOD 
THANK GOD
Bo how the fuck have you not aged
Oh whooooops yep I forgot Din’s an Orthodox Mando
“Child of the Watch” ohhhh????
RELGIOUS ZEALOTS OHHHH??????
I just fucking realized they STILL fucking gave Bo her boob armor I hate this with the passion of a thousand suns HELLO WHY?
Aaaaand Din doesn’t wanna listen ok
Oh boy this guy’s gonna be trouble
Oh no there’s a lot of them
THAT IS HIS SON Y’ALL SERIOUSLY
Ohhhh so we’re finally taking credit for when someone’s death is our fault, are we now Bo? (:
Gah sorry Katee but your wig ain’t that good
HOW DID THE OLD REBELLION FAIL
BITCH HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DARKSABER
“A new Mand’alor on the throne” uh sorry but I hope you don’t mean you Bo cuz uhhhhh
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW DID DIN KNOW THE JEDI’S NAME I’M--???
OHHHHH “WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE JEDI?”
Lol so are we gonna get an Obi Wan explanation, an Ahsoka explanation, an Ezra explanation, or is Bo gonna mention Luke?
Aaaaand she’s gonna lead him to Ahsoka fucking great
(lol I’m sorry y’all I’ve already talked about how I don’t want Ahsoka showing up in the show haha)
Oh so we’re really getting like really no explanation as to how the fuck Bo lost Mandalore again
Ok heist time?
They better explain some of why Bo’s doing what she’s doing now and yes I know it’s been like ten minutes but I’m still impatient
DIN NOOOOOOO YOUR SON WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN 
But I’m still crying Din is so okay with babysitters now I’m--
Wait wait wait why are these guys still well dressed and supplied Imperials?  Lol I’m so lost
Ok damn fine Bo’s cool I’ll admit that she’s always been cool
Walk walk murder baby
And the Imps are tryna blast off again ok
Return of the music bombs!!!!!
Bro they’re gonna kill u
AKLSDJFLKSK THEY FUCKING SPACED THEM I LOVE IT
Ok I really wanna know why Bo’s a pirate
bitch shut up about ruling Mandalore I love you and all but you are SO FUCKING BAD AT IT
YOU’VE LOST THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET TWICE
YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE DARKSABER BACK
WHY IS AHSOKA HELPING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT
Ooop there’s Gideon, hello Giancarlo!!!!!!  I really love his villain theme
Oh damn they’re gonna just suicide-- yep they sure are
Aaaaand Din’s being a damn hero because of course he is
Boi you have a CHILD TO LOOK AFTER
Whoop a dead pill
At least Ahsoka’s calling herself a Jedi now
Dammit I REALLY didn’t want Ahsoka to show up
Dammit dammit dammit
Gah nvm
OMG BABY IS BONDING WITH THE FROG FAMILY AND THEIR TADPOLES NOW
MY HEARRRRRRRT
DIN’S BEING A DAD PICKING HIM UP FROM HIS PLAYDATE I CAAAAAAAN’T ;_;
Din with all due respect your ship is kind of a piece of shit don’t question what the guy was able to fix
Baby Yoda I would die for you
Oh whoop there’s the octopus again
Don’t you try to eat the baby you bitch
BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
HELL YEAH PROTECTIVE PAPA
NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE TAKING HIM DIN THAT’S YOUR SON, AHSOKA AIN’T GONNA KEEP HIM LMAO
Oooooh another Bryce Dallas Howard ep, I like her episodes!
Welp Bo Katan is here now and soon Ahsoka will be too
I’ve already said my piece on what I think of R*sario D*wson and I’ll leave it at that
I think Katee Sackhoff did a lovely job with Bo Katan live action too, tho I’ll say again that her wig kinda sucked lol
Welp they explained absolutely nothing as to why or how Bo Katan lost the Darksaber and Mandalore for a SECOND time, I still think it’s kinda funny she thinks she gets to go for round three 
Anyway, can’t wait for next ep, still holding out bitter hope that Sabine will show up too
Ah wait wait wait Bo Katan was supposed to be the fucking Heiress, wasn’t she
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Avengers Infinity War-First Time Watching Reaction Play-by-Play (Pt. 2)
Part 1
I wonder how many people Gamora has killed? What made her finally snap to not serve Thanos anymore?
How DID Gamora find it? Like, who told her?
How did Thanos capture nebula?
Poor nebula. She’s literally been through hell and back.
Ohhhh she snuck on board...
Thanos you suck so much. You favor one daughter over another.
Oh. Where was said map to the soul stone?
Gosh I feel so damn bad for nebula. She was raised as his daughter too but he tortured her and tore her apart. Nebula never had the chance to be her equal. She deserves so much.
Taught groot as an elective? What about all speak?
Buckle up rocket. It’s gonna get emotional.
Thor is literally all alone. He needs a time to sit alone and cry and break a whole building.
Rocket and Thor friends? Please
1500 years old? Jane, honey, you escaped.
Gotta give it up to Hemsworth’s acting chops here. Especially talking to nobody in reality. Just a bunch of cgi
Ew ew ew eye socket
Should have washed that yikes
Snuck it out by hiding it up your? Huh? You watch too many movies rocket.
Huge title card. Thank you. I wouldn’t have known where we were despite them saying their location many times.
How is that video game battery not dead?
Perceptive rabbit
I LOVE that they used a dwarf to play a giant character!!! This is brilliant! (And that dwarves are giant for some reason lol.)
Soooo again Thanos killed everyone EXCEPT Eitri despite his “morality” supposedly being balance
Poor hands
Poor nebula
Smart nebula
Maybe should have waited to be fixed fully first
Ah crap. SOMEONE PICK UP THE SPACE PHONE
MANTIS
Love how Stark asks for peters help in steering and not Stephen lmao
Nice parking job
Peter, stop popping pop culture refs
Lmao ITS ABOUT TO BE THE ICONIC SCENE
YES PLEASE
Blanket of Death. Capey has a new nickname.
Where’s Gamora
Who’s Gamora
Why is Gamora
What master do you serve?
Jesus?
I mean, yea I do. So does Pratt lmaoo.
LMAO PARKER’S FACE WHEN QUILL SAID THOR WASNT HANDSOME
Storm breaker time baby
“In theory it could summon the bifrost” who theorized this? How do you only theorize and not know?
Oh my gosh mantis is just bouncing around
Mr. Clean lmao
Kick names, take ass
Hey now, these guys saved the galaxy and universe from Ego so lmao
Oh no I know the scene coming up
Poor quill lmao
“I’m half human. So the 50% of me that’s stupid, that’s 100% of you.” “Your math is, blowing my mind.” What’s funny is that Quill’s math was actually completely accurate lol
Stephen having a stroke or a seizure? You good homie?
Soooo if Strange looked to the future and so possible outcomes, what does that mean for the TVA? According to them, there’s ONE sacred timeline, so all other branches are erased (which again messes up what smart hulk eventually says in end game. See kids, this is why you don’t mess with time travel in stories. There’s no way to go back in time without creating a time loop). Ehhhhh I’ll let it slide. Just ignore it... sigh... I can’t help it if I’ve studied paradoxes
Hmmmm not good odds I’ve gotta say...
Watch like, outside of the millions of realities that strange saw, there were like a million or billion more he missed where they won with no casualties lol
Hey Red Skull. Long time no see. How did he get here anyways and why?
Yea you’re prepared all right...
Gotta say, Lord Elrond has seen better days
I’m not ready to say good bye to this Gamora. Gamora and Loki and Nat go down as my favorite characters, gotta say. I know that Tony does and it’s sad, but his feels more satisfying because his sacrifice directly results in them winning. Loki is murdered. Gamora is murdered. Nat died just for a stepping stone for the avengers. She has no idea whether or not they will actually win in the end.
I’m hopeful they may bring Nat back like in the comics, red room clone style.
We got back vision, Loki (kinda), variant Gamora, a new captain America, why not Nat? Yea we have a prequel, but gosh I love her so much.
“You must lose that which you love.” Couldn’t that apply to like an object or something? Could I not throw my Nintendo switch over the cliff? Or my dog? (I would hate that just as much as a person, don’t get me wrong, I’m just curious about the rules)
Yea boohoo sad for Thanos... loses his favorite daughter. I don’t care about him. He deserves suffering.
Poor Gamora doesn’t think he’s willing to do it.. GIRL RUN!!!
Thanos deserves all the suffering.
He does love you Gamora... but that love... it’s selfish. It’s blind... Thanos seems to be a chaotic vigilante who is narrowminded, tunnel vision on his goal with no regards of the cost. But he is evil. If there is ever an alternate route to an end that doesn’t result in the loss of innocent lives, and you know that but you willingly choose the once that costs innocent lives, that is an evil decision. Maybe Thanos isn’t evil, but he’s not good. Far from it. He’s obsessed with this idyllic Utopia but he rushes to one method of getting there. Yes, people suffer. It sucks... it’s unfair... it’s horrible. But it is never the right of someone else to dictate whether or not said person would be better off dead. Who lives, who dies. If Thanos truly was neutral and not selfish, he would have thrown his own life into the mix of the potential 50/50 snap. Thanos is not good. He’s not misunderstood. He’s a murderer. A genocidal cult leader. I have no tears for him. Only for those who suffered more at his hands.
Rant over, time to try not to cry about Gamora...
Her face of realization
Gamora run please
Thanos, I hate you. (Great character her, but not a good person)
Poor Gamora
Oh my gosh the emotion here is great but I’ve heard this sound used as a meme on TikTok too many times aghhhh
Gamora!
What a way to die
I’m crying again. I miss her already...
Who the hell designed this place and put the stone here???? Who did this?
Cry Thanos. Suffer. My only comfort here is that you are sad. You deserve suffering. You really do...
The TVA is laughing here and I’m not okay..
Poor Peter Quill... he’s also lost a lot like Thor, but has had the “luck” of not knowing his family too close.
Wakanda babyyyy
No, you don’t want Starbucks, you want Dutch bros
Lmao I love rhodey. Poor Bruce.
BUCKY BUCKY BUCKY
HUG
NO CMON HAVE A LONG HUG
MALE FRIENDSHIPS ARE SO IMPORTANT.
Yea Shuri show em up.
Okay quick pause, I love love LOVE how Shuri is smarter. It’s a powerful moment for females BUT it’s not done in a way that’s condescending to males! It’s not saying women power because men bad, she’s just good! (And she has had access to technology they never could have but I digress). More of this please Hollywood. Don’t let being a female be the power. I don’t want strong female characters, I want strong characters who happen to be female. Ones who hold their own, have faults like anyone else, struggle, have weaknesses and strengths, but are strong without putting down others. Just a comment, just because a woman character may not be as strong as a man character, that is not saying she’s weak. If you’re the second strongest human in the world, you are NOT weak. You’re just not as strong as the strongest human ever, but that’s nothing against you. LET WOMEN STAND ON THEIR OWN MERITS WITHOUT SEX AFFECTING THEM!
Anyways
I love Shuri
I wish they had more time. She definitely could have done it. But stupid Thanos
Ughhhghhg
I know what many scenes are upcoming... with quill and peter and vision and everyone else
Let👏🏻Bucky👏🏻Have👏🏻Peace👏🏻
Thank you Nat!!! I love that Nat is so protective and selfless.
GET THIS MAN A SHIELD
Bucky needs love please. He’s my stand in, manipulated, greasy, long haired, dark and mysterious, stabby boy. (Also I need Bucky and Loki to meet. But let Loki finish his show (and come out of it alive because if he doesn’t I will sue) and be the antihero hero we need. Please. If he doesn’t get reintroduced into the mcu as a hero I will sue.
Thor, sweetie, are you a masochist?
Back to wakanda
Oh no, bad CGI, floating head Bruce banner. I’ll let it slide... sigh....
Can’t like, you just rain bombs on them forever?
JIBARI TRIBE YEA BOYYYYY
Sorry Proxima Midnight, you look like a frog and your name sounds like a middle schooler’s OC.
How nice. Diplomatic meeting.
“Thanos will have nothing but dust and blood.” Reeeeeeally wish you didn’t say that, T’Challa...
Yay big CGI battle commence! It’s like a really expensive animated cartoon at this point
WAKANDA FOREVER!
Poor Bucky. Forgot this dude doesn’t know much about the modern world.
Ahhhh Kamikazi aliens
I just wanna say that I love that Wakanda still has the artistic culture in their clothing and tradition all the while having badass, super advanced technology.
Why can’t they just rain bombs down the whole fight lol. Rhodey has those super nice bombs, like, do that they he whole time? Please? Why do you not have a barrier around the entire king.
No M’Baku, it’s not the end of wakanda. But half of all life, yea
WAKANDA FOREVER YEAAAAAAA
They should honesty all have nano tech suits like black panther lol. Or iron man suits. Fine maybe the most powerful one with the best quality material for the king, but besides that, yknow.
Wow Steve is hot with a beard.
So much happening at once. Thor, Wakanda, Vormir, Knowhere, am I missing anything?
Okay, but what IS the full force of a star? Like in Newton’s or something? Juls? Is it heat?
What’s this metal? How does it fare with vibranium?
Get off your wooden butt, groot.
“He needs the axe” are you Thor, the god of axes?
Soooo, I thought Thor didn’t NEED the hammer, it just helped him concentrate his powers or act as a conduit. Is that retconned already?
Cmon groot, put down your game. Soooo, is Groot worthy? He technically lifted it. Or is it a technicality because it wasn’t fully finished yet?
Cmon bucky, use that fancy arm of yours.
Wow they’re getting destroyed.
They need wanda to help.
BADASS ENTRANCE BABYYYY
How did Thor know to come to wakanda?
Floaty head Bruce
“BRING ME THANOS!”
Ahhhhhahahaha yeaaaaaa
Cry Thanos. Do it. I hate you.
Much more of a purple grape nutsack.
Oh gosh... I know what Peter Quill is going to do. I still don’t hate him.
“With all six stone I would simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist.” Orrrr, now hear me out, I know I sound like a broken record now but... MAYBE DOUBLE THE RESOURCES INSTEAD?? That’s not mercy. That’s not up to you to decide whether or not someone’s better off dead.
Smoosh
Yea quill has experience with the power stone
AIM FOR THE HEAD
Cmon it’s basic zombie tactics
I love peter quill lmao
Go capey!!!
Magic with a kick!
Poor Peter
CAPEY NOOOOOO
Wow he’s OP
Ouch quill just got majorly clotheslined
NEBULA
“Where’s Gamora?” 😭😭😭 SHE CARES AGHHHH
Restrain him! Work it mantis!!!
Why even remove the gauntlet, just slit his throat... kill him....
Quill no... stop being cocky...
Oh no
Quill please don’t
JUST SLIT THANOS’ THROAT
Quill please....
Poor quill. Just lost the person who really really loved him
Okay, I still love star lord. Idc what others think. He reacted realistically. If you hate peter quill for how he reacted, you better also hate Tony Stark for how he reacted to bucky when he learned bucky killed his parents despite knowing for a fact that bucky was brainwashed. Yes it was annoying... yes they were so close, but quill is so human here. I don’t hate him. He gets too much hate for acting like any normal person would have. Distraught, grief filled, he lost his love. Someone who helped him open up and finally move on from his mother’s death and fathers villainy.
Spider man saving mantis gives me life
How did that power stone blast not kill them?
Clearly Thanos has played Majora’s Mask. At least he has good taste.
So close vision.... but I know... I know what happens.
YES BUCKY AND ROCKET GUN CIRCLE.
Lmao give rocket Bucky’s old arm.
“I am Groot.” “I am Steve Rogers.” Comedy gold
Cmon Thor, go after the big one first.
Cmon wanda, save them. We need some scarlet witch magic up here to stop these
Okay that was so cool. AND THEN SHE USED THE BLADES
Oh no but now Shuri is alone
So close yet so far.... Dangit... vision was almost good
Ouch. Bonk to the head
YEA BLACK WIDOW
BADASS TIME
AND OKOYE!!
LETS GOOOOOOO
BADASS WOMEN
Ouch poor vision
Cmon Thor back up vision
Please
Hulk is in his feels
Cmon hulk grow up
Ooooh smart move banner
Aaaaand he’s gone
Giant blade look oit
Corvus, screw off.
YEA STEVE
WHERE IS THOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM
CMON NAT
Oh dang. Nice one wanda. But also, sheesh. Helluva way to go. But no big.
Yea vision. Stabby time.
Now vision and Steve, kiss.
Spider man saving everyone’s lives.
YEA STRANGE
Where was this in New York???
MULTIPLYING
WHY DIDNT YOU DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE????
Oh no
Well then... ouch. Soooo where’s the real stone???
Hey look Tony, you have a fan.
Okay I’m just pissed odd they didn’t just kill Thanos when they had him subdued. Like, worry about the glove AFTER he’s not longer a threat
Oof
Tony is taking a beating
HE WAS STABBED
WHAT
I don’t want your respect Thanos. That’s an insult.
They will remember him. They will remember him Thanos. When he kills you.
DOCTOR STRANGE WHAT?
You really doing this??? I guess he knows what needs to unfold for them to win... dang. I wouldn’t trust him tho.
Peter Quill in berserker mode
Where’d he go?
Name dropping the second movie
Strange knows everything about to go down. Who dies, who lives, what Thanos is about to do... he’s accepting his soon dusted demise because Stark needs to live...
AIM FOR THE HEAD UGHHHHH
Stop teleporting. That’s Loki’s gimmick.
KILL THIS RAISIN LOOKING NUTSACK UGH
Homie way too OP
Poor wanda and Vis...
HER LIP TREMBLE
PHENOMENAL ACTING
SAY I LOVE YOU
I JUST FEEL YOU
AGGHHHH IM CRYING AGAIN
Poor wanda. To have to kill her love... this.. this is a sacrifice Thanos... not your murder....
Wow Steve is holding back Thanos with pure brute
WANDA IS SO STRONG
HOLDING BACK THANOS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAKING THE MIND STONE
I LOVE YOU
AGHHHHHHHHH
And I know what happens next...
Poor wanda
Piss off thanos you understand nothing
You lost more than she could know? Bull crap. You are causing everyone to lose...
Cruel reality. Wanda has to see him die twice. RIP Vision
RIP half of all life...
AIM FOR THE DAMN HEAD
IF THOR KILLED HIM THEY COULD HAVE USED THE GAUNTLET TO BRING EVERYONE BACK TO LIFE. USED THE TIME STONE TO REVIVE THEM ALL.
How did that not kill Thanos tho. It may not have been a head shot but still.
Lil Gamora
What is this place?
Is this the soul realm?
Thanos, I hope you suffer forever. You deserve all the pain...
Rest In Peace: Vision, Loki, Bucky, T’Challa, Groot, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Mantis, Drax, Peter Quill, Dr. Strange, Peter Parker (I don’t feel so good), and everyone else...
Thank you Nebula.
Thanos, you do NOT deserve to retire peacefully—wipe that smile off of your face
Oop, Rest In Peace Maria Hill and Nick Fury too... Motherfu— (so close Sammy boy...)
Yea Thanos you didn’t really think that through. Much more than half will died since other people rely on other peoples lives
Good thing he hit that button last minute huh? I wonder how captain marvel would fare in the TVA? are her powers considered magic? I mean, she clearly doesn’t know everything since she only just learned about Thanos (which is funny because she was supposedly traversing the universe to protect people)
Welp... onto movie two!
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Full of Surprises
Finding it hard to concentrate on work with thoughts of a naked Scully in his head, Mulder finds himself in quite a predicament.
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Pencil tapping in the silence of the office, he shook his head as he stared at her. After last night, how could she sit there, mere feet from him, business as usual, calm, cool and collected?
That was so her. That was so Scully.
Reports needed to be finished, cases were waiting to be discussed, but how could he do that when the scent and taste of her sated skin was something otherworldly? An X-File he wanted to investigate every second.
He exhaled slowly and shook his head. She affected all of his senses, had always done so, but now… Now he knew the taste of her flesh, the scent of her essence, and the feel of her breaking around him. Watching her crest and crash as she called his name and God’s, was the most beautiful thing he had ever witnessed. And the sight of her naked body as she rode him…
Stop, he demanded himself, shifting his hips, glad that the desk afforded him the luxury of hiding the growing bulge in his pants. He glanced up at her, amazed again at her professionalism.
God, he wanted her. Now.
“Mulder, can you sign this? I’ll take it up to Skinner once you do,” she said, breaking into his very X-rated thoughts, as she stood up and made his predicament a whole lot worse.
She was wearing a knee length skirt today and Christ if it did not hug her curves in all the right places. Her ass, which he had spent years staring at and had bitten lightly last night, earning him a smack as she turned over and laughingly wrapped her legs around him, was perfectly sculpted beneath the tight fabric.
Her blazer was hanging on the back of her chair and her shirt was a short sleeved dark blue button down tucked snugly into her skirt. The top button was undone and as she laid the paper on his desk, he was blessed to a glimpse down her shirt and he nearly groaned out loud.
A black lacy bra covered the pale orbs of flesh he knew were so amazingly soft, they could put the softest cashmere to shame.
Fuck, she was going to be the death of him.
“Mulder?”
“What?!”
She stood up straight, raising her eyebrows at him as she crossed her arms, his voice louder than he had intended.
“Sorry, I meant… I didn’t mean…” He shook his head, no idea what she had said or even why she was standing in front of his desk. His brain deciding instead, that it was the perfect time to recall the feel and taste of her nipple in his mouth.
“I need you to sign this paperwork so I can take it up to Skinner,” she said slowly, pushing the papers toward him. He swallowed, shifting in his seat again, his pants even tighter now.
“Is something wrong, Mulder ? Are you okay?” she asked, concern in her voice.
“Fine,” he answered quickly, signing the paper and handing it back to her, needing her to leave before he took her right there on the desk.
“Okay. Be back in a few minutes,” she said, turning with a nod, her eyes on the paper while his were on her perfect ass.
She walked out the door and closed it behind her. He groaned, dropping a hand to his lap and squeezing his erection, debating if he had time to take care of his problem before she returned.
Standing, knowing he was up against a ticking clock, he tried to make his way quickly to the bathroom down the hall, when the door suddenly opened. He stared, frozen in place, as Scully stepped inside, with a look of incredulity on her face.
“Seriously? You were really going to let me leave when we both knew you were in that state?” She gestured to his crotch and he throbbed, his need for her increasing. “Or were you planning to take care of it on your own? Would you rather I left and you can-”
She did not finish her sentence, as he crossed the room, and pushed her against the door, closing it with the force of their bodies. His mouth crashed down onto hers and she dropped the papers to the floor as she grabbed at his neck.
God, he loved kissing her. Loved the sounds she made and the taste of her mouth. Pulling back, he stared at her, her chest rising and falling, finding that another button had been undone and the black lace teasing him.
“You said not at work. I was respecting what you… we agreed upon, ” he panted out as she began to undo his buckle.
“I say a lot of things, Mulder,” she murmured, now undoing the button and zipper. “A lot of… crazy things. Would you like me to keep talking?”
“Fuck no.”
“Good answer.”
Her hand slid into his boxers and he groaned at the sensation of her small hand wrapping around his large length. She stroked him and he exhaled sharply. His hands landed on the door to hold himself steady as he pitched forward, trapping her between it, and his body.
“Is this what you wanted, Mulder? To get off like this or...?” She squeezed and his knees went weak as he grasped her wrist roughly, causing her to gasp and her breathing to increase.
“I thought you said no more talking?” he growled, pulling her hand from inside his pants and pushing into her as he placed her arm against the door above her head.
“I’ll stop talking if you can show me a better use for your mouth,” she panted, her breasts heaving.
“Jesus Christ, Scully,” he growled, releasing her hand and untucking her shirt from her skirt, pulling it open, the buttons flying across the office and pinging as they landed on the floor.
“God yes,” she moaned, as he dropped to his knees, his hands sliding under her skirt and pushing it up her thighs, not finding stockings, but matching black lace panties.
“I swear to Christ,” he groaned, his hands going around to grab her ass and bring her to his mouth. Her panties were already wet and God she smelled exquisite. He opened his mouth and exhaled his warm breath against her panties and she pulled at his hair.
Hard.
“Quit fucking around,” she said through gritted teeth. “That’s worse than the chit chat. Either do it or don’t… fuck, Mulder!” She yelped as he pulled from her grip and slid a finger under her panties and inside of her.
God, she was so wet. It made him harder than he thought possible, until she lifted a leg and laid it on his shoulder, pushing her hips closer to his mouth. Pulling her panties aside, he breathed her in and watched as his finger slid in and out, adding a second finger and then his tongue.
“Mmmmulder… fuck,” she cried out and he grinned, opening her further and sucking her clit, his fingers continuing to pump in and out of her. Flicking her clit with his tongue, his fingers went faster, recognizing the signs of her imminent climax.
“Don’t stop, Mulder. I’m… Jesus, I’m going to come.” She gripped his hair harder than before as he curled his fingers and flicked his tongue faster. Her leg on his shoulder tensed, and he felt her come. “Ohhhh oh oh my god. Mulder, oh ohhhhhhhh.” She held him tightly, her fingers digging into his head, as her breathing slowly returned to normal.
As he felt her relax, he lapped at her release. God, she was delicious. Pulling back with a final lick, he moved her leg and removed his fingers from inside her body.
Grabbing the waistband of her panties, he pulled them down and off, but left her heels as they were. The image of taking her against the door with her heels on, as they pushed into him, nearly made him come.
He stood up and stared at her shirt pulled open, the buttons scattered around the office, and her skirt bunched around her waist. God, she had never looked sexier.
Pushing his pants down, he lifted her, and her legs wrapped around him. They stared at one another, both of them breathing hard.
And then those heels, the ones that had driven him wild for years, pushed hard into his ass, and he slid inside of her, causing them both to gasp and curse.
“Take me,” she whispered, clawing at him. One hand at his back, her fingernails pressing hard through his shirt and the other digging into his head.
He began to pound into her, the door rattling as her need to be taken was matched by his own desire to take and not be gentle. Not this time.
He held her ass and drove harder, causing her to moan and hold onto him tighter. He dropped his head to her chest and nipped at her flesh, her growl telling him that she liked it, and he did it again.
“Fuuuuck,” she breathed and he stilled, taking a second to catch his breath. Raising his head, he looked at her and she pulled his mouth down to hers, breathing into it, giving him the air he needed.
Pulling his mouth from hers, he began to go faster, far too gone to wait anymore. “Yes, Mulder, yes,” she moaned, her hand at his neck, nails digging deeply into his flesh.
Her heels pushed against his ass and that was all it took; he thrust into her deeply and he came, feeling her tightening around him, her body milking his further. She whimpered as he dropped his head to her chest again, her hands in his hair.
“Mmmm. My… Mulder. My God,” she breathed, her words coming out in heavy pants, and he hummed in response. “So that… that no sex at work agreement… what was I thinking?”
“You weren’t,” he stated, kissing her clavicle, her neck and then her lips, their tongues slowly tasting each other.
“God, that was… sexy as hell. Not even time to undress properly, and I’m still wearing my heels.”
“Mm-hmm,” he groaned and she smiled.
“Oh, I see…” she said, raising her eyebrows as she scratched at his scalp.
“I’d say we discovered a few things about each other today,” he said, raising his own eyebrows with a smirk on his face, remembering how she responded when he used a firmer hand.
“Indeed,” she replied, biting her lip, her eyes shining as understanding was shared between them.
He nodded and kissed her again before setting her down gently, her legs a bit wobbly on her heels. She placed a hand on his chest and tugged at his tie, pulling his mouth to hers, kissing him thoroughly.
He stepped back and pulled up his pants, as she pushed her skirt down. Attempting to close her shirt, she shook her head with a laugh and tucked it in her skirt.
“Worth it,” she said, grinning at him as she shrugged.
“I’ll buy you another shirt,” he promised.
“Only if you promise to treat it like this one,” she said, walking to her desk and picking up her blazer. Arranging her shirt, she put it on and buttoned it, the damage to the shirt nearly unnoticeable. She grinned and then looked down at the papers with a sigh.
“I got it,” he said, bending down to pick them up, arranging them in a neat stack, and putting them back in the folder. He saw her panties and picked them up as he stood up and presented them to her.
She looked down and took only the folder with a saucy grin. “I’ll take these to Skinner and be back soon,” she said, opening the door, walking out and closing it behind her, leaving him holding her panties, her perfect ass, bare and swaying in the breeze.
Not to mention other body parts.
“Christ on the cross,” he muttered as he placed her panties in his pocket. He blinked his eyes and shook his head, the realization beginning to sink in that they did indeed have sex in their office.
And now, she was heading upstairs to turn in their report to Skinner — sans panties. Was she not just full of surprises?
He grinned slowly, as he stepped over to his desk and sat down to await Scully’s return. It was time they had a discussion and reached a new agreement because that had been hot as hell. Up against their office door… how many times had he had that fantasy?
Licking his lips, the taste of her still lingering, he knew it would not be difficult to convince her to add some changes. He glanced down, imagining her naked ass on his desk as he knelt before her, worshipping her body. The sensory overload of that image made him breathe deeply as his head began to spin.
Best to plan ahead. Be prepared, he thought, looking at his cluttered desk. Picking up and securing all his breakable items, he made sure to create a decent sized work space, the images in his head fairly scandalous.
The door opened and he looked up. She stepped inside and closed the door, remaining against it, a knowing smile on her face as her eyes held his. He gestured to the desk and she raised her eyebrows.
“Let’s have a chat, shall we?” he asked, with a smile, assuming she would sit in the chair across from him, and they could discuss new details to their agreement.
She remained full of surprises however, and came around the desk, sitting on the spot he had just cleared. Her feet, in those fantasy creating heels, landed on either side of him and she grinned as he swallowed hard.
“Yes, Mulder, let’s have that chat.”
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retvenkos · 4 years
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“you’re the brightest thing i see.”
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OKAY, FRIENDS, BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT DATING ALBERT DASILVA IN A MODERN, HIGH SCHOOL AU WOULD INCLUDE...
firstly, let me talk about before you actually got together
because oh my god, this boi
so albert is this cool, sarcastic, suave guy, right???
everyone thinks that he would be a total cassanova when it comes to wooing the object of his affections
but ohhhh boy are they wrong
he cannot form coherent sentences around you for like, weeks
“hey, so uhh...”
“yeah... i mean...”
“did you,,, maybe,,, kinda... nevermind.”
“i’m uh,,,, y’know...”
this prompts all of the boys to tease him whenever you are around
and honestly, you thought it was cute
encouraging, even
and when he finally confesses his feelings for you, he just gets himself worked up on a tangent and it just  s p i l l s  out of his mouth 
you’re smiling like an idiot while this happens because you know and you don’t hesitate before you tell him his feelings are 10/10 reciprocated
and yeah, he still gets a little nervous around you, but you are sooooo sweet and supportive that he feels so comfortable around you
that is a true blessing, tbh.
and wHEN Y’ALL HAD YOUR FIRST KISS
okay, so you are definitely hanging out at like, the mall or park or something
it was a weekend and the two of you were just chilling
was it a date? it wasn’t structured, he had just dragged you out of your house because you had been studying all week for a test you were nervous about
well, anyway, the two of you were sitting on a bench, finishing off milkshakes because albert had gotten the two of you lunch at a fast-food place
“you are the best, al. y’know that?”
you finished off your milkshake with a smile and fixed the boy next to you with a look that made his heart beat faster
“yeah, but it’s nice to hear you say it.”
you shove him playfully while he laughs, and when you go to punch him on the arm for some remark he made, he catches your fist
then he smirks and kisses it
and that was it for you
you crash your lips to his and albert is  s h o o k
it’s a short kiss, but when you pull away he puts his hand on your cheek and guides you into another, longer one
okay, but all that aside, you guys are a super cute couple
in his business class, he has to run a school store during lunch and you 10/10 go and buy random stuff just so you can spend time with him
you kiss him over the counter and the people he works with complain that they have to wipe it down afterward
he also sneaks you stuff you don’t pay for, and when you look at him, he just winks.
and, also, albert is on the wrestling team and that somehow makes him really good at giving hugs? 
he just has those strong arms, y’know?
he 10/10 picks you up from behind and spins you around while pressing a kiss to your cheek
he’s blushing like crazy, but you make him soft, y’know?
and he is constantly texting you in class
you scold him over text and he just sends you the emoji that’s winking and has it’s tongue out. 
oh, and you are always stealing his hats
that’s right, fam. albert chronically wears snapbacks
backward
and when you put them on he will give the cutes pout you’ve ever seen
which, of course, you will just have to kiss
the truth is, albert isn’t always the best with words, so he makes up for it in actions
and even though he’s still a blushing mess, he is comfortable around you
he dreams about you
he only tells race this, which, naturally, means the entire group knows
they are always teasing you - asking you about your dreams or if you slept well
albert gives them the worst glares
one time romeo was a bit too on the nose with his teasing and he no longer talks about it
he is a god-fearing man, now
oh, but albert is tired like,,,, 173% of the time
which means if you ever try to cuddle with him or do a study date, he falls asleep
and you think it is the cutest thing
you may or may not have a few pictures of him, fast asleep, his head resting on his textbook
it may or may not be your lock screen to your phone
another random thought - albert is not big on pet names
he tried some out early on, but none of them stuck
he just calls you by the nickname that the rest of the group gave you (jojo or finch probably coined it), but he says it differently
his voice is just always so soft when it says it - like it’s the single most important word in the world
and you melt
you, on the other hand, have a myriad of pet names for him
one for every occasion, pretty much
and you are the only one allowed to call him ‘red’
it’s his favorite name that you have for him, but if anyone else uses it, they are going to lose an arm
in conclusion, albert is the sweetest, softest boy for his love, and y’all better treat him right
AND FLUFF ENSUES.
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lihikainanea · 4 years
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Vibe of the Week 09/08
First of all, step aside Bill, because you’re not the most important Leo in my life.
A big, huge, resounding happy birthday to the King of my family--my old man. He’s the greatest dude I know. He can fix seriously anything, he has guided me my whole life, he’s a phenomenal story teller and he’s just....he’s the best guy I know. I have high standards in men because my dad has loved my mom so intensely for their entire marriage (44 years and counting), and he still does. He buys her flowers. He writes her songs. They have date nights every week.
August, and particularly the first 10 days in August, are so weird for me. I have so much history and it’s all in sequence--a past love, his birthday was August 7. Bill’s is the 9th. Pop’s is the 10th. There’s more but it’s just...man, that Leo energy. It exhausts me.
Last week we talked a bit about embracing the change that’s coming, starting to reap the harvest for our efforts. The universe gave us a bit of a break.
This week’s Oracle deck is the Shaman Wisdom Cards, and the Tarot is the Llewellyn Wizards Tarot deck (which like, look, I love these cards--but I cannot even express how much I HATE the design on the back. It is so fucking obnoxious. Why would you design something that bright for these cards? Ugh I hate it.)
The Oracle card this week is Agate:
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The affirmation: Adapt to the situation and communicate your intentions
Words to meditate on: Courage, brave, recognition, abundance, growth, balance
This is quite a lovely card. It’s the striking of the match--something is being lit up here, and you’re about to be stimulated in a million different ways--love, relationships, creativity. Something here is lighting your interest, and there’s a lovely sense of rejuvenation. The cards are not kicking our ass anymore this week (thank you, cards). This card speaks of collaboration, of group work, of fulfillment, a sense of community. Deeper than that, a loss of individual self (the good kind), where the “I” becomes the “we” and we’re all stronger for it. Fortifying your group, man. WHERE MY BITCHES AT.
For the Tarot this week, I did a Celtic cross spread just for something different. Also, I am so determined to master a riffle shuffle which I cannot do to save my life. I’m awful at it.
Anyway:
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1)  Page of Wands
2)  Seven of Pentacles
3) Ten of Wands
4) King of Pentacles
5) King of Swords
6) King of Cups
7) Six of Cups
8) Queen of Cups
9) Eight of Cups
10) Eight of Wands
Overarching theme: The Empress (Major Arcana)
Okay so look, a few things here. First of all, as far as spreads go, you can’t get more meh than this.
Second of all, I get bummed when I don’t see a Major in a spread but I had forgotten to pull the overarching theme card and when I did, MY GIRL THE EMPRESS answering my call.
Interesting that last week, we also had a Major Arcana as the overarching theme (The Hanged Man). You know what other Major appeared last week?
My girl’s boo, the Emperor.
Now, third and final point before we dive in: Christ on a cracker, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS OVERABUNDANCE OF MASCULINE ENERGY? My god, Leo season is just...it’s just so...Leo. My dudes, tuck it back in. Stop trying to pee on everything and stake your claim to it. It’s gonna be okay, guys. No need to be all alpha male about everything.
Alright here we go, buckle the fuck up because....ugh, Leo.
First impressions: All of the Suits represented in near perfect balance, which could mean harmony or like...a fucking battle. We’ll see.
The Empress - overarching theme
My badass bish. Abundance. Nourishment, but of the soul kind. A burst of creativity and passion, a rejuvenation in life.
1)  Page of Wands - the situation right now
A willingness to learn. Something is exciting you here, some new prospect that has you wanting to absorb everything you can and act on it, but a bit of ego and lack of confidence might be holding you back. You’re stuck on yourself, not letting yourself move forward.
2)  Seven of Pentacles-- the conflict
Getting in your own way is alright sometimes, because you’re evaluating. You’re laying out all your options, reflecting on it. What strikes me here is you’re weighing value in some capacity--like, is it worth it to pursue this? Because whatever it is, it seems to come at a high enough cost (actual, or figurative) to have you taking a step back. And this is actually quite remarkable, because in Leo season we’re all just fucking roaring and ready to jump head first into anything--but not this. Not here and not now. There’s such careful deliberation, and that’s okay.
3)  Ten of Wands - the atmosphere around the situation
Burdens, obligations, responsibilities. Just because we want something very badly doesn’t mean it’s going to work out for us--previous obligations and responsibilities, our role in our lives and the lives of others--these are very real things which make our wants and dreams not a possibility in our immediate future. Sometimes the timing is just bad.
It also...it also looks a bit like you’ve been burned here before. You know this tale. It ended differently for you last time. You wanted something, were passionate about something, went after it with everything you had (like you’re supposed to) and man did you fall on your face. Hard enough that it stayed with you, that feeling stayed with you.
4)  King of Pentacles - the base of the matter, what is really behind the drive
balanced, practical, cautious, generous. My boo, you want stability. You are chasing something so hard because it will bring you stability, reassurance, in a way that you need and in a way that you haven’t felt in a long time.
5) King of Swords - past influences
Oh bubs, somebody done you wrong. You thought you had what you needed before--and god again I’m a little taken aback at how masculine this reading is, boys are so dumb--somebody tricked you. Somebody knew what you needed, what you craved--authority, stability, communication, logic. A manipulator roped you in knowing that you needed all those things, and they provided them to you--for a short while, and on a superficial level. But you were so desperate for what you needed, that you took it.
And it burned you. So now, you’re focusing this fight internally--you are out here like a Queen, trying to be this force for you. YAAAAAAS.
6) King of Cups - forthcoming influences
You’re getting there, boo. Whether or not this is someone who Is going to enter your life, or if this is just you coming into your own....I’m not sure. The cards ain’t telling me. But it is showing me that the forthcoming influence is BALANCE, and channeling that masculine energy. The energy of being assertive but not rude, the energy of balancing emotional needs with rational thought, just...balance balance balance. Evenness. Kindness.
Finding ways to give your heart what it needs, while also leaving space for responsibility, rational thought, and growth boo. GROWTH.
And like, I am most definitely not one of those people like “love is coming to you” but like....babe it kinda looks like it is?
It doesn’t have to be a dude if you don’t bat for that team. It could be somebody who embodies all of the best characteristics and traits that we deem masculine.
7) Six of Cups-- in the “bitch where the fuck am I” position
You’re back refocused on the little things that matter. If we’re talking romantically, think of how like....a huge weekend getaway to a private vineyard somewhere in the countryside that took a lot of planning and is just this wild gesture of passionate love--that’s sweet, right? That feels nice.
But a small note on the coffee machine when you wake up, that says “You’re going to do great today, I love you” referencing a meeting that you mentioned to your significant like a week ago and said you were nervous for it. That...man, it’s the little things.
Right now, you’re coming back to centre. You’re reeling your scope back in, and you’re determining what really matters to you.
But there’s also a bit of caution here, in those small gestures--small gestures can alter our future in literally every single way. Be mindful of your actions, and their impact. Don’t be haunted by your past, but also...kid, don’t be nostalgic for it. This is so not the time.
8) Queen of Cups - the view of others
Ohhhh isn’t this a trick. Ha, lookit that Queen. This is how others view you, bubs. As this powerhouse badass woman who is in complete control at all times, reserved yet cut throat, elegant yet deadly. People view you as a person of envy, someone who always seems to have it all together.
9) Eight of Cups - hopes and fears
You’re worried that this quest or this search you’re on, this need to feel something in your past but in a much better, more fulfilling way....you’re worried it doesn’t exist. You’re worried that what you seek isn’t actually out there. You hope it is--but there’s enough doubt in you (hello! Get the fuck back there, past experiences and stay the fuck there!) that you’re terrified.
Your journey can’t be explained logically. And this is that fucking Leo sun shit, you know? If it ain’t logical or practical, then it either 1) doesn’t exist, and/or 2) you shouldn’t go anywhere near it.
Fuck that Leo side of everything.
What you seek is out there. It is not rational, but it doesn’t have to be rational to be real. The heart has reasons that even REASON doesn’t understand.
What you seek is out there, and it’s yours to find. Go.
10) Eight of Wands - Potential outcome
Listen, I love this idea of serendipity. Of self fulfilling prophecies. Because this card...mmm, what a phenomenal card to end on.
The very fact that you are out there and that you had the courage to seek this out, means that 1) it exists, and 2) that you will find it.
You taking the action of following your heart is going to set into motion a whole series of karmic reactions that you will also need on your journey. This card is travel, it’s communication, it’s a satisfying journey, it’s the jackpot. You keep putting one foot in front of the other, you keep following that heart of yours, and result will be what you expect it to be.
tl;dr: fuck this Leo energy. You do you boo, stay gentle.
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malakhai-ozera · 4 years
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Discord Thread || Khai & Emily
Discord thread featuring: Malakhai Ozera & Emily Davis ( @warmvlbes​ )
Mentions: Roman @romanbeckett , Landon @davieslandon , Shea @shea-morgan​ ​
When: July 19th
Description: Khai goes over to Emily’s after wandering around buzzed.
Trigger Warnings intense feelings and SMUT!!!
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈
Emily was dressed in just running shorts and a tank top with her black house slippers. She felt like a grandma stepping out but as long as Khai was okay, she’d be okay. Just as she said, it took her two minutes to find him, parking her car and unlocking the door. “Come on hot stuff!” She yelled out the window.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He was just leaning against a light post smoking a cigarette and scrolling through his phone as he pulled up. His head lifting to look as she yelled out the window. “I’m coming” he said, throwing his cig and getting into the car. “I’m sorry, I was so lost. It looks so different at night. But I almost made it.”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily sighed, looking at him and making sure he got in okay. “You were close. But it would have been another 5 minutes of walking.” She said, taking off back towards her apartment. “I see you were smoking. Good for me.” She bummed to herself, pulling up to her place and parking in the right spot, getting out and leading Khai to her door. “Home sweet home!”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “I was” he nodded. Buckling into the seat and looking over at her. “Yeah, lucky you” he grinned. Taking her hand in his. They got to her place and she moved so fast he could barely keep up. Stopping her and pushing  her against her door he gave her a grin. “Slow down” he hummed. Leaning in and kissing her passionately.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily was just...well okay truth was she looked like trash. Haha. She wasn’t really wanting anyone to see her in this light. Yes it was 2:30 in the morning but they were in the city that never slept. It was the only thing keeping her moving so quickly. She didn’t even realize it until Khai pushed her against the door, hearing his voice and completely melting in the kiss. The taste of nicotine on her lips, making her kiss him back with just as much passion. “I’m- im so sorry i didn’t even realize-“ she said before not even excusing herself. Instead, she connected their lips again.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He just shook his head as she apologized and before he could speak they were kissing again. His hand moving to her ass as he squeezed gently. “Mmm” he hummed against her lips. His other hand resting on the door beside her head as he kept it going.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily smiled into the kiss, humming into it as she felt him squeeze her ass and she snickered into the kiss before finally pulling away. “I’m really sorry about that. I just- i look stupid.” She admitted to him and wrapped her arms around him. “Forgive me?”’She asked with puppy dog eyes.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “I’ll forgive you if you keep kissing me” he grinned. Kissing her again, slow softly pecks one after the other
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily smirked, leaning in and kissing him again. They were just outside her door and she heard her neighbor open their door, making her laugh. “Sorry.” She said to them, holding Khai still close as she used her hand to open the door, kissing him still and pulling him into her apartment.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He laughed as Emily apologized to her neighbor and kept kissing her. His hands traveling up her shirt as she unlocked the door. “Hurry” he hummed against her lips
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “I’m trying.” She said, laughing as she got them inside, kicking her door shut and pulling her shirt up and over her head. “We really about to not make it to the bed room?” She asked him, jumping up in his arms.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He laughed again as she pushed the door open and he licked his lips as she removed her shirt. Keeping his hand on her waist until she was fully wrapped around him in his arms. “Nope”’he hummed against her lips as he kissed her again. Carrying her until her back was pushed against the wall. “I want you now”
Emily She never had to do anything and she loved it. She literally looked so rough and Khai still wanted her. She connected their lips again, staying wrapped around him as she started to pull at his shirt, nibbling at his bottom lip.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He broke the kiss only long enough to remove his shirt and then reached between them to undo his pants. A soft hum passing his lips as he kissed her again. “How bad do you want me?” He asked with a low sultry voice
Emily “how bad do I want you?” She asked him, raising her brow as she tried to pull her shorts down but they only reached mid thigh. “Fuck...” she paused to look at him. “Finger me and you’ll find out.” She said aggressively, a chuckle passing her lips as she smirked .
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ Of course his body was in the way of getting her shorts off.  But that was okay, because he fully obeyed her request. His fingers trailing over her folds as he felt her and then pushed his fingers deep into her. Fingering her slow as his thumb rolled around her clit. His lips moving to bite at her jaw
Emily Emily tried to balance herself, her shorts literally sitting mid thigh as she was wrapped around Khai, moaning as his fingers pushed into her. “Oh fuck!” She called out, arching her back as she relaxed to his touch. “je t'aime et tout de toi.” She smirked, biting her lip as she pulled on his hair.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He was kissing and biting at the soft skin of her neck as he continued to finger her. His strokes pushing faster and deeper as she spoke. “What?” he chuckled. “آپ کو وہ بچہ پسند ہے؟” he moaned
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Baby...” she moaned out as his strokes were deeper and faster. “I’m gonna cum...fuck.” She couldn’t even move her legs. That was the worst and best part of it all. It felt so good to her, she whined. “I- I said...” she couldn’t even get it out, cumming right into his hand, trying to catch her breath. “I said I love you and everything about you. But what...what did you say?”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ Hearing her words he moved his hand faster, pushing harder and deeper as he twitched his fingers inside of her. His thumb pressing firm to her clit as he worked on making her cum hard. “‘Mmm I love you too” he moaned softly after she came in his hand. Kissing her lips as he slowed his movements but kept going. “I asked if you liked it baby” he said softly against her lips. Kissing her slow as he kept fingering her.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily was not able to really keep still, her eyes of desperation as she was practically trapped against the door and him with her shorts holding her legs captive. “Take then off.” She whined, her nails digging into his shoulders as he continued to finger her. “I like it but...i wanna feel you closer.” She whined, rolling her hips against his fingers as she kissed his lips again.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ She was so sexy, and the fact she couldn’t move. It really turned him on. He shook his head no and hissed as her nails dug into his skin. “I’m gonna drive you crazy.” He said with a low tone. His fingers picking up pace again as they continued to kiss. “You like it... I’m right here” he moaned against her mouth. His tongue licking against the roof of her mouth as he twitched his fingers inside her again. “میرے لئے بچے آو”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily groaned, not really hating it but this did restrict her from feeling him against her, making her body quiver once more. “Fuck!” She hissed again, kissing his lips eagerly as she used her teeth to pull at his lips. “What did you say?” She asked him, throwing her head back again as her legs started to tremble again, feeling herself about to release again.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He was loving the way she bit at his lips. Moaning against her mouth as he kept going more and more. “I said cum for me baby” he growled. His lips moving to her chest as he kissed up her neck and bit against her jawline. “Fuck you’re so wet” he moaned. Pulling his fingers from her and turned her around to lean her over the couch. He slapped her ass as he pushed his pants down and lined himself up with her. His hands moving to hold her arms behind her back as he pushed into her. “میں تمہیں اتنی مشکل سے بھاڑ میں جا رہا ہوں”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily was so spent by Khai, it was not even funny. They literally were having some very eager sex. The cravings were so hard, making Emily easily cum into Khai’s hand right on command. Finally, he pulled her off the door but they only made it to the couch, her knees still parted as far as her shorts would let her. As soon as his hand made contact with her ass, an evil laugh emerged from her. “Fuck me daddy!” She groaned, lulling her head back into him as he slammed into her. “Ohhhh my fucking god you feel so good.” She groaned, breathlessly. “Please daddy. Tell me what you said.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He was so fucking hard for her his cock practically twitched inside of her. His body slamming into hers over and over. His wrapped his arms around her as she lulled back against him and he grabbed her breast. Squeezing and pinching at her nipples as he continued to bite at her neck. “Fuck baby” he growled against her skin. His body leaning back slightly for a deeper angle. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard you’re gonna squirt all over” he moaned. Pushing her forward again as he aggressively rammed into her round after round.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Holy shit, Khai!” She moaned out, gripping at the back of his hair as he slammed into her over and over again. Fuck, he was so sexy and the way he spoke to her, he knew he owned her body. Her hands followed his, feeling him touch all over her breast, which made her reach down, rubbing at her own clit. She knew he would punish her for this. She wanted it. As she hit the couch, her hands gripped the back, grunting as he pushed into her, feeling herself about to cum again. “Fuck, right there baby. Don’t you fucking stop! FUCK!”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ This was probably the hardest he had ever fucked her. But he wanted her to know how intense he could get. She needed to know! She reached down to touch herself and of course he slapped her ass again. This time much harder. “Don’t fucking do that” he growled. She was already sensitive from cumming twice so he knew it was a struggle for her to not cum yet. He watched her grip the couch and he reached down to wrap his hand tightly around her neck. Cutting her air off completely as he squeezed her neck. “You gonna cum baby” he growled. His hips thrusting into her as he started to bottom out on her
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Ah!” She yelped, loving the sting of how hard he slapped her ass. He was rough. Very rough. But she was so turned on and craved him That much more. She wanted him to keep doing that so she moved to touch herself again but it was cut short. He soon was gripping at her neck, causing her eyes to roll into the back of her head as her body started shaking and she squirt right on him, gasping for air. The feeling was exhilarating but she fucking loved it, her body convulsing as he fucked her. “God I fucking love you so fucking much daddy!”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ The way he body shook and convulsed against him caused his own cum to shoot out of him. Growling through his gritted teeth as he pushed all the way into her and let his cock twitch out every last drop. He let go of her neck and leaned against her back. Kissing the back of her shoulder softly. “Are you okay!” he asked with a satisfied smile. Kissing her shoulder again before breathing out against her skin. “I love you too baby girl”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Am I okay?” She asked breathlessly, her body starting to relax as she felt his kisses against her skin. “I think...that was the best sex...we’ve had.” She said to him, her head still hang into her crossed arms on the back of the sofa, then turning her face to kiss him. “I’m fine baby. Thank you for checking.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He wrapped his arms around her as he kissed her back and lifted her from the couch. Pulling out of her to turn her around and kiss her again. His tongue slowly caressing hers a he hummed softly. “I’m glad you think so. I love fucking you” he moaned.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ She winced as he pullled out of her but let him turn her around, leaning in to kiss him back, humming with him. “I love when you fuck me.” She said back to him, kissing him soundly again as she let her tongue slide into his mouth before she pulled away. “That will at least tithe me over until you get back which is....when?” She asked him.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He closed his eyes melting into her kiss until he was pulling away and his forehead pressed to hers. “I’ll be back tomorrow night I do believe. But I have dinner plans after. So I guess Tuesday”’he said softly. His hands trailing up her sides as he leaned in to kiss her again. “God, you’re so intoxicating”’he hummed. Picking her up and setting her on the back of the couch as he pushed his body between her legs
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Okay. Not so bad after all.” She said to him, not asking any further questions. Trust. That was what this was all about. And she felt she was off to a good start hoping this made Khai happy. “I want a date.” She told him. “Like ice skating!” She smiled, moving up to the back of the couch, cupping his face as she continued kissing him. “Mmmm your lips today....I can taste the nicotine.”(edited)
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “Not so bad” he repeated softly. Kissing her again. “Okay, we can do that”’he nodded. His hands moving up to push her hair back as he looked down at her. He knew she was being so strong right now, and honestly? It was a real turn on. Of course he knew he shouldn’t be making dinner plans or kissing other people. But he had to get any thoughts of anyone else out of his head. He had to! Maybe now wasn’t a good time to tell her about Shea, but he did promise he would tell her if he kissed or hooked up with anyone. “You like it?”’he asked humming against her lips. “I could use another right about now” he smiled
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Can i ask who the dinner plans are with?” He owed her That much. She really needed him to be honest with her. She didn’t like this whole taking a few steps back after she had just got him. But this was part of proving to her if he really wanted to be with her. “I do like it.” She told him. “I have an ash tray in my bed room if you want to use it.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He nodded his head and pulled back to kiss her forehead. “Okay, hold on. Imma grab it” he said. Pulling up his pants and going to grab the ashtray and his cigarettes before coming back. He pulled a Marlboro black from its pack and placed it between his lips before lighting it up and sitting on the couch. “Come here baby” he said, reaching for her as he took a drag. Letting the smoke exhale he looked into her eyes. “I’m having dinner with Roman. But it is not a date.”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ She fluttered her eyes shut as he kissed her head, waiting patiently for him to come back as she pulled her shorts off and just pulled up her underwear and threw her shirt back on. As he came back, she listened, leaning into him and then looked at him. “Okay. Anything else you need to tell me?” She said to him, giving him the opportunity to be honest. “Khai if you hook up with him....I’ll never forgive you.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He continued to smoke on his cigarette and leaned back into the couch. Placing the ashtray on his thigh as he looked over at her. “Yeah” he nodded. Taking another drag to calm his nerves as his other hand rested on her leg. “I kissed Shea” he said softly. Ashing his cigarette before taking another long drag. “Hooked up with him?” he said as he breathed out the smoke. “When would I have even had a chance?” he asked. A little surprised she said she would never forgive him.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “I don’t know Khai. He’s the guy you’re still in love with.” She shrugged. “I know you want me to trust you so at this rate, I’m putting my trust in not just you, but Roman too.” She raised her brows and then pushed her face into her hands. Kissing shea? Really? “Khai...” she said, her leg shaking as she tried to think. “No comment.” She said shaking her head because if she said anymore, it would turn into an argument and that’s the last thing she wanted. But it hurt. He did exactly what she was afraid he’d do.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “I’m always gonna love him, Emily. I think that’s a little unfair.” He knew she was hurt but he didn’t say anything more. He didn’t wanna fight either but he knew this was what he had to do. He needed to get these other people out of his thoughts and off his radar. “I’m sorry. I just really wanted to” he said honestly. “I love you though. Not him.” He took another drag before putting out his smoke and moving the ashtray. “Emily, I told you I would never cheat on you, and I know this is hard. I do, I get it, and I hate myself for it. But I’m fucked up. I’m trying to be what you want but I can’t do that as long as I’m bottling up what if’s.” Sure that probably didn’t help his argument.  But he wanted to be so honest. He was used to open relationships and he was happy with the freedom. It didn’t mean he wanted her any less. In fact he wanted her more
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily listened to him. Khai was no fool. He knew when he would hurt her. He knew when she was happy and he sure as hell knew when she was sad. However, what he just said: that was what she had been waiting for. That raw and open honesty. She barely got this last night at the hospital and it was likely because of the drugs. He knew how hard this was and he was actually understanding her position in all of this. “Khai.” She said lowly, and crawled into his lap, wrapping herself around him so tightly. “Thank you. That’s all I needed to hear.” He was trying. He was finally proving what she had asked. Pulling back, she kissed him passionately, and then smiled back at him. “I know you hate saying it but damn it, Khai. I love you. I really love you.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He wrapped his arms around her as she crawled into his lap and he kissed her back slowly and intimately. Pulling back to look deep into her eyes. “I don’t hate saying it. I love you too” he replied. Leaning his head against hers and he breathed deeply. “Please don’t say you won’t forgive me. I need you”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ She pressed her forehead to his and then chuckled. “Ok my bad. Saying it so much.” She laughed, getting serious as he kissed her back and she looked right into his eyes. She knew there was not a bone in her that couldn’t forgive him. No matter if she tried. Cupping his face, she nodded. “I’m sorry. I was...In my feelings. I should not have said that.” She told him honestly. “You have my heart, Malakhai Ozera. I’m yours and I can’t wait to be your girl again.” She said happily, kissed him again, passionately before turning around and picking up another cigarette. “Shot gun?”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “Don’t ever apologize for that” he said softly. Kissing her again before looking into her eyes. “I know, it’s okay. I just... I don’t wanna lose you. I know it’s hard to be with me right now. But you are my girl. You’re the one I come back to every time.” He watched her grab a cigarette and chuckled softly. “You wanna shot gun a cig?” he asked with a raised brow. “You sure?”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily nodded, loving that he was finally understanding her stand point. She was starting to wonder if he ever would. “It may be hard Khai, but I’m still here. No matter how mad you make me, you can ask loren, I never let go. Loren, he praises us all the time and keeps me in line. He sees the love between us. So i know what we have is real and it’s strong.” She said to him, biting her lip. “You’re my person, Khai.” She teared up, smiling. “Like, you’re all I want in a man. Flaws and all. You’re mine.” She covered her face, trying to stop the tears and cleared her throat. “Ehemm yes.” She said, pointing to the cig. “I wanna try it.”(edited)
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ Khai’s eyes started to tear up as he watched her. Her words meaning so much to him. That’s all he ever wanted, someone to stay and not leave him. He wanted to be enough and he was trying to be. It was never about double standards or hurting her for him. He was honestly just a mess. He leaned in and kissed her again before nodding his head. “Okay,  but don’t say I didn’t warn you” he smiled.
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily saw him tear up which let her know he understood every word. It was in these moments, not much more needed to be said. They had a bond That could not be broken. Smiling, she kissed him back and then she nodded. “I’ll choke. I’m sure but let’s try it.” She snickered. “I’m ready.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He put the cigarette in his mouth and lit it up inhaling deeply. Using his finger he motioned for her to come closer and he blew her a shot gun right between her lips
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ She inhaled, a little sharply but not trying to do it like she would weed. Weed it was a lot easier. However, this stung. She leaned back, coughing a little bit smiling as she blew the smoke out. “Wow.” She laughed, tucking her head in the crook of his neck. “I liked it.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He watched her and smiled as she coughed softly. Wrapping his arm around her as she tucked her face into his neck. “Yeah?” He asked. “You looked so sexy” he complimented. Kissing her head before continuing to smoke the cigarette
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ She could lay like this forever. Right in his hold. She brought her arms up, wrapping loosely around his neck as she watched him smoke the cigarette. Damn he looked so good. “If there’s one habit I don’t want you to kick, it’s this.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He laughed looking at her and shook his head. “I don’t think you have to worry about that. Or weed” he said honestly. “I’m too addicted to the burn”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ She pulled her face towards him, looking up at him with her big brown eyes. “And I’m addicted to your kisses because of it.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “Oh that’s why huh?” He asked with a chuckle. “Here you finish it” he said handing her the half smoked cigarette
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily looked up at her lover, and then at the cigarette. Could she even do this? She was such a rookie. But she brought it to her mouth, taking a hit and blowing out the smoke, smiling up at him as she finished it off and sitting up to put it in the ashtray. “Done.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He watched her with a smile until his phone chimed in his pocket. He pulled it out and looked at it sending a couple texts back and forth before putting it away. “I should probably go” he said. His eyes looking a bit sad
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Is it Landon?” She asked, knowing they were looking to meet up soon. She took a deep breath and crawled out of his lap. It sucked to see him go but she knew hed be back soon. “Have fun.” She said with a light smile. “I’ll miss you.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “No, it’s not” he said shaking his head. “I just need to get some sleep before I meet up with him.”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “I mean...do you have to leave now?” She asked, her eyes growing sad. “Can’t you just...sleep here?”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He looked at her with his eyes tearing up. “I’m sorry” he said shaking his head. “Yeah, I can. I just need a minute.”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Khai what is it?”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “It’s nothing... just... Roman. It’s fine” he said. Clearing his throat and swallowing back tears. “It’s fine. I’m sorry. I’m gonna stay. Okay”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Emily pulled khai’s face to hers. “Hey. Talk to me. What’s going on?” She knew how much roman meant to him so she wanted to be there for him.(edited)
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ She pulled his face to hers and he just lost it. Pressing his forehead to hers with his eyes closed as his tears fell. “It’s fine... really” he choked out
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ “Khai, I know how much he means to you. You can talk to me. Look at how upset you are, baby. What’s wrong?” She held him, rubbing his back. “I’ll just listen. Talk to me.”
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “I don’t... I don’t wanna... talk about it” he hyperventilated. Just holding her and trying to relax
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Okay she wasn’t going to force it out of him but it broke her heart to see him this way. “Come here baby.” She said, lying down with him on the couch, holding him close and pulling a blanket over them both. “I’ve got you, okay. I don’t know what happened but I’m here. I love you.” She told him, kissing his forehead, and wiping his tears as she pressed her forehead to his.(edited)
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ “I don’t wanna... be this upset. I’m really sorry. I am” he said laying against her. “I’m just... I’m never... enough for him” he cried more. “Fuck... stop it Khai” he told himself. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
❈ Ⲉⲙⲓ𝓵ⲩ ❈ Oh that hurt her. Not her but to hear him say something so silly about himself. She cupped his face and looked him dead in the eye. “You listen to me Malakhai. You ARE enough. Do you hear me? That’s his loss. Not yours. You will ALWAYS be enough. Remember what I just told you? You are everything I want in a man. You ARE enough for me. Your flaws, your pros, your cons, your smile, your laugh, your cry. You ARE enough. If he turned the cheek, that’s on him baby. That’s not on you.” She kissed his forehead, pulling him close. “I’m so sorry Khai but don’t ever talk like that. I love you.” She would say it a million times to let him know how special he was to her.
ღ 𝕂нαι ღ He held onto her and just cried. He hated crying over him in front of her or even in her arms. But he couldn’t help it, he did love him, and it hurt so bad. Her words did make him feel better, he loved her too. But he didn’t know what to say. He just cried until he felt asleep
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Fall: Welcome to Brooklyn
Pairing/Characters: College AU!Bucky Barnes x Reader, Steve Rogers, Winnifred Barnes, George Barnes, Rebecca Barnes (Bucky 616 Family) Warnings: Nothin, swearin Chapter Summary: Bucky takes you home to Brooklyn and introduces you to his family and close friend, Steve but someone can tell that this isn’t the real deal.  Word Count: 2k+ A/N: Chapter two woop woop
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You tapped your foot impatiently on the concrete ground. How could one person be late to their own event. As you looked across the yard, you see Bucky giving a blonde-headed girl a rough kiss, hands tangled in her hair. You rolled your eyes. He ran towards you and waved her goodbye.
“You’re fifteen minutes late! We’re going to miss the flight.” You groaned.
“Sorry, I had, uh, business to take care of.”
“Christ! Just say you slept with someone and you woke up late, women aren’t ‘businesses’, Bucky.” He took your tone seriously and immediately apologised, “Okay, load your shit and let’s go.” He found it to be quite a turn on that you were so straightforward, something he wasn’t used to with the girls he’d been with.
After exiting the car, Bucky thanked the driver and wished him a nice day. Today was a good day, it wasn’t too hot or too cold, the humidity in Los Angeles kept it that way. When you boarded the plane, Bucky buckled his seatbelt and exhaled.
“Get ready for the loudest family you’ll ever meet.” You chuckled.
“The louder the better.”
“I hope you mean that because you’re in for a wild ride.” 
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You bought a book on-board with you but before you knew it, you’d passed out. Bucky positioned your head on his shoulder and covered you in a blanket, not wanting you to get too cold from the plane’s air conditioning. He dog-eared the last page you landed on and placed it atop of the table in front of you. He let out a quiet chuckle at the way your mouth opened whilst you slept, swearing that drool was about to slip out. He watched a couple of movies before the pilot announced that the plane was about thirty minutes away from landing. Bucky gently shook you awake.
“Good morning sleepyhead.” You look up at him, catching his cheeky smile, “Have a good nap?”
“Yeah, since I had to wake up at 6 in the morning, only for you to show up fifteen minutes late.” You replied groggily.
“You wanna know the cherry on top of your sundae?” You raised your eyebrows in response, your head lifted from his shoulder, “It’s -2 degrees outside!” You groaned and squeezed your eyes shut before waking yourself up and sitting up, getting ready to get off the plane.
“See you in 10 minutes? Okay cool.” He could see how cold you were. Tapping your foot on the ground, your hands curling into fists, “They’re almost here, you good?”
“Yeah, j-just not used to the cold.”
“It’s not too bad today.” He stepped in closer and took both of your hands in his, covering the back of your hands and rubbing heat into them. You flinched lightly when he brought them up to his lips and started blowing hot air into them, “Relax, it’ll make your hands warm by the time they get here.”
“Okay, sorry.” He shook his head.
“Don’t apologise, you’re fine.”
“I’m just nervous, I guess.” You mumbled as he kept rubbing and blowing hot air into your hands.
“You’re really getting into girlfriend mode here.” He laughed.
“Really? Well, look at you.” You eyed him and his hands atop of yours.
“Touché, Y/N, touché.”
Seven minutes pass by and Bucky’s dad arrives in a black car, helping you both with your bags into the back.
“Freezing, isn’t it?” He ushered you both into the car, “Introductions later, let’s go.” Like an Oscar-worthy performance, you acted as if you’d been with Bucky for a long time, snuggling into him a little. It took Bucky aback a little, you being so affectionate after scolding him not even half an hour ago about waking up at 6 in the morning. You locked your arms into his and your head laid on his shoulder the whole ride back to his home. When you all arrived, Bucky had insisted that you go inside while he and his father unload the car but of course, you refused. You helped him with the bags and headed inside alongside him.
You greeted everyone once you entered their warm home, giving them hugs and a welcoming smile.
“Mom, Dad, Bec, this is Y/N Y/L/N, my girlfriend.” When those words came out of his mouth, it felt foreign. Probably because you’d never had a single person introduce you as one.
“Well, it’s so nice to meet you, Y/N, my name is Winnie and while our dear Bucky,” Winnie says with a disappointed tone, “hasn’t spoken about you, Steve has and you sound just wonderful.” Winnie took you by the hand and led you to the couch, sitting you down. His sister, Rebecca, followed whilst Bucky and his dad headed into the kitchen to grab a beer, “Tell us everything, how you met, what you do… Everything!” You could only give out a nervous chuckle.
“It’s a funny story actually.”
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2016 – UCLA Fall Semester Orientation
You hated being the new kid. Your anxiety was at an all time high and you were surrounded by people who were already making new friends. Although, knowing that these people were also new to the university calmed you down a little bit.
“If everyone could gather around and quiet down, tour is about to start, the quicker we start the quicker we can get you into your dorms.” The guide wore a blue and yellow shirt, UCLA written right across the middle, his hair was brown and long which he kept pushing back. To his right was a red headed girl and next to her was another guy with ashy blonde quaffed hair. They were laughing together whilst the brown headed guy tried to quiet everyone down.
“Hey! SHUT UP!” The red-headed yelled out and the crowed quietened down in an instant, “Thank you.”
“Thank you, Natasha.” He turned back to everybody, “Hey guys, I’m Bucky, this is Natasha, and Clint,” he pointed to the people beside him, “we’re your tour guides and once we’re done we’ll settle you into your dorm rooms.”
An hour later, a group which included yourself, were taken to your dorm rooms. The hallway was long but each of the first years had a room as you guys walked down. Your room was at the very end and you were bunking with another first year, her name is Maria. You exchanged greetings and she showed you around the room.
“I’m quickly just going to say thank you to the guide guy.” Maria nodded and gave you a smile. When you exited the room, you didn’t notice that Bucky was coming back to check on your room. Before you could react, your bodies bumped into each other, squishing the hot paper cup of coffee all over each other. You immediately reacted, “Oh my god, I am so sorry, oh fuck, oh my- I’m so so sorry!” You took off the jacket you were wearing and started dabbing his shirt, “This is all my fault, I-”
He couldn’t stop looking at you. He found it quite adorable how apologetic you were. Dabbing your own jacket up and down his shirt to dry him up. He took your wrist in his hand and you stopped in your tracks.
“You’re all good…” Waiting on you to answer with your name.
“Y/N.”
“Y/N.” He repeated, “Don’t worry about it, it’s an ugly shirt anyway.”
“Oh.” You smiled, “Okay.” Chuckling nervously.
“I’m Bucky.”
“I know, you, uh, said that at the, um, the garden.” You couldn’t stop looking at him. His eyes were beautiful and the way he spoke was like music to your ears, “I’m Y/N.”
“I know, you said that already.” You could slap yourself in the face. You did say that already.
“Looks like you do owe me a new cup of coffee though.”
“Okay, sure, um, where could we find that?” He laughed at you, not noticing that we was trying to flirt.
“I’m kidding, you know that, right?” You shook your head as you laughed at your own stupidity, “You know what though?”
“What?”
“I think we’re gonna be good friends, Y/N.”
You could tell by Winnie and Bec’s face that they were about to burst into laughter.
“You poured coffee all over my brother?” Bec laughing, clutching her stomach.
“Not poured, it was an accident and we were friends ever since.”
“And then I asked her out six months ago.” Bucky chimed in, taking a sip out of his bottle of beer, “Right, babe?” You nodded.
“You deserve more than a coffee spillage!” Rebecca laughed, pointing at her brother and his demise. Bucky threw a couch pillow at her and laughed along. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
“James, let your father get that and come sit down with your wonderful girlfriend.” He smiled at you and sat down next to you, legs touching and arm hung around your shoulder. Chattering came from the hallway and then extravagant cheers of happiness.
“Steve!” He got up from beside you and gave the blonde haired man a tight hug.
“Buck! Good to see ya, man!” He looked down at you sitting on the couch. You got up from your spot and Bucky stood beside you, “You must be Do-”
“Y/N, this is Y/N.” Bucky butted in.
“I thought her name was Dot.” Steve whispered almost to himself.
“Dot?” Winnie and Bec questioned. Bucky’s Dad took a swig from his beer and slipped into the kitchen. Bucky, you could tell, was stressing. Time to bust out the improv skills you’d recently learned from your improv class.
“My middle name is Dorothy, my uh, mom was obsessed with the Wizard of Oz when she was pregnant with me.” The silence in the room turned into ‘Ohhhh’s’ and Bucky thanked you with his eyes, “It was only right, you know?” Steve looked at you with suspicion in his eyes. He knew you were lying. He looked at Bucky and back at you. He knew that you were both lying. You weren’t the girl Bucky had previously described to him. Not even close to the features that Bucky had talked about.
“Well, I might take Y/N to the museum, show her around Brooklyn.” Bucky suggested.
“In this weather?” Steve questioned.
“Yeah, the museum’s warm.” You said goodbye to Bec, Winnie, and George, promising to see them later on in the evening and Steve tagged along with you both.
“Did you want to sit in the front, Steve?” You offered.
“Nah, you’re the girlfriend, right?” You cleared your throat with nervousness and nodded. Bucky looked at you and he knew that Steve knew. You sat in the front and closed the passenger side door, Bucky and Steve following.
“So you know then?” Bucky asked directing to Steve. Steve just nodded.
“You think after 23 years, you can lie to me?”
“She’s not Dot.” They both said at the same time, “Her name is Y/N though.”
“I know.”
“She’s a friend of mine from UCLA.” Bucky explained.
“A bit younger than you, no?” Bucky nodded, “And how do you think this is going to work out? Lying to your family like this?”
“I just wanted them off of my back, Steve.” Steve shook his head in disbelief, being the Dad friend you already knew he was and you guys drove out of the driveway, headed on the road to the Brooklyn Museum.
Bucky showed you all of his favourite art pieces, explaining what he liked about them and history of the people who painted them. He was like a miniature brochure of the museum’s art gallery. You guys walked around the exhibition and admired the pieces with history within them and Steve excused himself to the bathroom. Taking this as an opportunity to talk to Bucky.
“Steve doesn’t like me, does he?” You asked, fidgeting.
“He doesn’t not like you, he doesn’t like what I’m doing, he doesn’t like lying of any type.” He wrapped his arms around you, “Even little white lies.”
“Is there anything I can do?”
“He’ll come around, you’ll find that Steve is all about the good in the world and he’s always trying to make it a better place.” He placed a kiss on your cheek.
“You know no one’s around, right? So we don’t have to pretend.”
“I know, it felt right and that wasn’t pretend.” You couldn’t help but blush.
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