Operations Log Day #8677:
It’s been foggy with total cloud cover for four days. I haven’t seen the sun clearly in nearly a week, which I could accept if there was a thunderstorm or even a hurricane. But the bleary morning does not even whisper the threat of wind. Moral is waning.
Request for support from the northern states. How can you bear it?
Signed: A weary southern operative
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Highlights from the last four years
In August of 2019 I bought a “Sun and Moon” journal in which you write down your thoughts twice a day; once in the morning and once in the evening. I just finished it last night and wanted to share with you all some... highlights. It’s mostly my recollections of dreams.
This is gonna be a BIG post, so I’ll do one year per reblog.
2019:
(8/9) I dreamt that Teddy Roosevelt’s preserved head was electronically manipulated into speaking, and Moana was arrested for reckless driving.
(8/20) Maybe I should stop Pristiq; these dreams are getting annoying.
(8/21) Pristiq isn’t working. I’ve got the Big Sad.
(8/22) These dreams are WACK! Fuck you, Pristiq!
(8/30) Woke up absolutely SHMACKED with an intense craving for mozzarella sticks
(9/2) Chill time! Except for the part where I woke up sweaty b/c of the late to class/Peppa Pig stress dream.
(9/3) Dream: bird vs. alligator, [my dog] clone, underground ring of kiddie pools, weird interactive play, getting stabbed in the back of the neck by Rasputin
(9/11) Woke up twice with my hand on the titty. ?
(10/14) Carve spoogy spider pumpkin. Sleep now
*written in an extremely sloppy hand
(10/20) Note to self: NEVER get the pestowhatever from Noodles & Co again :(
(10/16) Why these old people so LOUD???
(10/17) FUKT dream about MLP characters having hallucinations and dying. WTF
(11/23) Finished the night with ‘Joker’. We really do live in a society 😔
*yes I drew the emoji
(11/30) 911 I can’t stop farting
(12/4) Freedom so close you can feel it like sweat running down your neck
(12/15) [illegible scribble of rage]
(12/31) I sit awaiting the new decade. Please, let it bring peace, prosperity, happiness, success, and love.
*LMAO
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in light of recent events, here’s something we may often forget:
You can be a queer person and ALSO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.
Queerness (and/or any other minority status for that matter) does not exempt you from contracting Being a Shitty Person Disease. There are so many good queer people out there and you should support them instead of shitwads like James Somerton.
That is all :)
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Captains journal, may 11th, 07:33
🎊🎉 MY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎊
I'm 31 years today! :D
Wilfred Status: Wilfred has left the building! Bye Wilfred! 🦎💖
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looking back on the archive today and being astounded at how pronounced my self hatred was for years. how loud it was! how plain! how open! i could say nothing about myself without a caveat, a footnote, on how it made me horrible and beyond reach. that said. i was also the meanest person on earth for a couple of years there. so . you know! some of it was warranted but i can’t watch that video of the balloon + charlie + the good morning greeting cause in the background you hear ann asking me a list of questions and all my responses are so flat and empty. i was so unkind to her for so many years and for what?? loveliest ann. my god. i hope i live long enough to set everything right in me. for every nasty thing said, two heartfelt declarations. its not that ill spend my life being sorry, but i’ll be sorry for life.
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