#childe is so insane i love him

[heinz-means-spleens]

ideal ship dynamic: autism x the most severe psychological issues you've ever seen on a person

#kavehtham #alkaveh #which one of those are we using i forget #chiluc #i suppose also #zhongchi #childe is so insane i love him #wriolinde #AND #wriolette #satosugu #lawlight #maybe #ushiten #destiel #HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET THE OGS #hannigram #spirk #breagan #is that even the ship name #just me #i contain multitudes #autism

[barawrah]

800 year old martial god causes problems on purpose by kidnapping the heir of a great sect . or something

#the story goes that if u abuse your child xuan zhen will gut you with his hundred inch sabre btw #but of course its all rumours obviously a god wouldnt kidnap a child for no reason :) of course #what do u mean the heir of ymj actually disappeared and his parents were slaughtered #whatever could have happened #anyway baby jc meeting the rest of the family ^_^) guy in red looks intriguing #guy in white looks so nice his lap is perfect seat and jc Will sit there #why does the third guy think jc will chew up jc is a good boy 😞 he warms up eventually #chew Him up . ugh #and guy who is mother is warm and makes jc feel loved . and its so great #they live happily ever after #meeting bflf would look insane so thats for later #this is all i could think of while sickdying so here u have it they make me very happy #art tag #tgcf #mdzs #jiang cheng #hua cheng #mu qing #xie lian #feng xin #fengqing #hualian #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[akai-anna]

@livmadart voice: he's like a bug

#detective conan #anime #edogawa conan #the detective gremlin #detco watching #detco posting #i'm so sorry liv your influence has been just so strong this particular phrase keeps echoing in my head #today on my rewatch i reached HONDOU EISUKE (MY ELUSIVE SON!!! I MISSED YOU) INTRO EPISODE AND THIS FRAME CAME @ ME #and i was instantly like ''he's like a lil bug'' #so I'm sorry for the tag in a way but also not in another #feel free to ignore it i just wanted to let the world know that phrase came from you #but gosh his EYES ARE SO HUGE HERE THE PROPORTIONS ARE INSANE #also: innocent child act turned on at 120% so he can get that info lol i love him

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Scala’s beloved, age 25 😊 (he probably wears this til his late 30s, give or take)

[original concept/sketch]

#khux #ephemer #my art #finally got around to polishing this design bc I’m making a fit compilation post! 😁 #(with notes of course~) #I like to think he has his first kid at 25 (which is insane to me personally but hey lots of people have kids around this age) #he’s got a pocket dedicated to baby distraction items (totally not old stim toys being reused haha) #pls don’t ask me to draw the robe from the back lmaoo I made it so difficult for myself with those cutouts #anyway. I love him. have a good day <3 #my posts #timeless child #overmorrow #<- the fit’s the same in overmorrow verse; he’s still got the committee and sea glass pins on his bag

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[chaiaurchaandni]

#freeAhmadManasra

#i remember reading ab what theyve done to him in 2021 and it was so insane to me #they stole his childhood and his life #traumatized him in ways that he may never recover from #he was arrested when he was 13!!!! a child!!!! #we hear sm ab israeli hostages but nothing abou FIVE THOUSAND palestinian hostages who have been in israeli jails since before oct 7 #u wanna bring them home? campaign for a ceasefire and a prisoner exchange #which is exactly what hamas offered btw #but israelis rejected bec they love killing palestinians more than they want to protect jews #free palestine #palestine #gaza #long live palestine #glory to the martyrs #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #long live the resistance #death to israel

[huxianposts]

I know what you are...

ATTACHED

#this is two days after meeting but their lives are CHANGED #LMAO anyways i love having brain damage and forgetting why i love xyz and then being delighted with re-finding the love #can't believe i clowned myself with being all meh when i bought the switch ver for 15$ bc I'm over p5 right #yeah now here i am screenshotting every damn scene with my boy like an overzealous parent witnessing their child's first talent show #but i also be having THOUGHTS UP IN THIS CHILIS #quietly going insane at how ryuji keeps asking akira to not ditch or avoid him and being so earnest in his approach #and akira having such sad eyes and the most wounded vibe being told to avoid sakamoto and choosing to follow and hang with him anyway #like YEAH akira has the option to be sarcastic and verbally refuse ryuji's requests but his actions are the opposite of that #and I'm wondering how much action must mean to the both of them and agwaaghh #akira's little statement to sojiro about how he made a friend LIKE YES MY BOY YOU DID AND YOU'RE ACKNOWLEDGING IT #literally rolling around rn and trying not to write bc i have lost the ability but LORD I AM WEAK #huxiantalks #pegoryu #persona 5

[everymeloneveryday]

chapter 162 page 18

#beastars #melon beastars #beastars melon #melon #chapter 162 #what always gets me is that she lets him do this #she lets her son kill her #like there is absolutely no doubt that she abused him #she loved his papa so much something broke in her when he left and instead of learning to cope like a normal person she... #i have sympathy for a woman who clearly needed a lot of help and in the absence of that ended up abusing her child #but thats about where it ends #she deserved to die for what she did as much as she deserved to be helped #anyway unrelated to melomama sometimes i think about what happened to him after this #like chances are they wouldve tried to find the next of kin to dump him on #but considering how hybrids are viewed by society and how isolated melomama is AND how hard he was to track down by the police #chances are he just got lost in the foster system #having a fully fledged PhD by 23/24 is fuckin INSANE btw he wouldve had to skip grades n get into college courses by 12 at the latest #which means btw on pretty much all his legal documentation hes probably JUST marked as a gazelle #lol. melon. i think about him every day

[shima-draws]

Because I started rewatching PnF it was inevitable I would eventually start rewatching MML too. And just. Just,,

Dakota,,

DAKOTA,

DAKOTA!!!!

#BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVED!!!!!!!!!! #Oh my fucking god I love him so much. I can’t. I just can’t #Shima speaks #He’s so good he’s so GOOD he’s such a good partner and friend to Cavendish DESPITE all the bullshit Cav puts him through #He litcherally breaks time laws to save Cavendish’s life…REPEATEDLY……. #AND DOOMS HIMSELF TO GO LIVE ON AN ISLAND TO PROTECT THE TIMELINE. I’M FUCKINGHFHHH. AGHGHFHDH #Goes insane #ALSO he’s so protective of Milo and so sweet to him and I just #Cavendish: That Milo Murphy is sus he MUST be an agent sent to stop us #Dakota: Cav he’s literally 13 #Cavendish: He’s so skilled!! We MUST make sure he is thwarted #Dakota: Again he’s literally a middle schooler. A child #I have so many feelings about Dakota always. #I just got to the zoo episode and HIS LITTLE SONG…UHFHFHFH #Screaming crying throwing up etc #Already brainrotting about PnF MML crossover moments. #Milo Murphy’s Law #MML #Vinnie Dakota

[iwasbored777]

I would've done the same thing Spider-Byte did and let Miles go not bc I care about him or anything I would literally let any person I've ever met go if they were in the same situation not bc I want to be nice but bc Miguel was literally going to commit murder there he was running on all fours with his fangs and claws out, assaulting that machine thing like it's made of paper, so I would just let someone go cuz I'm not in the mood to clean up someone's blood and guts from my computers today or any other day no thanks rip to my boy if Miguel finds him in BTSV tho let's pray that he never will 🙏

#i love gwen and peter yelling at miguel in the background to stop cuz they knew if they came closer he would've slaughtered them both #and peter held a baby so no thanks #that's why miguel only took his anger out on gwen cuz peter held mayday #i like to believe that was the reason #and margo was an avatar so he couldn't physically hurt her #so that's why i finally cracked the code #still shitty of him #he said if i can't kill one child there is another to sacrifice #he's like insanely hot version of gabriel agreste from ml #always there to sacrifice a child #spider man across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #margo kess #miles morales #spiderverse

[akechi-fancam]

bleach media literacy is actually just a measure of how you read urahara as a character

#‘irredeemable bastard who violated the geneva convention’ vs. ‘funny perv who is in love with yoruichi’ #sorry not ‘vs.’ i mean ‘and’ #did we actually consume the same series #y’all know that tiktok song that goes ‘nobody knows me like you do’? that’s me abt urahara #yes i acknowledge the fact that this man has performed human experiments on multiple occasions #no we cannot conflate this with him touching yoruichi bc both actions are violations #those r two different kinds of violations and the last one feels so forced by kubo #‘oh but ​he doesn’t respect boundaries’ IS TRUE but whennn was he weird and rapey like that before tybw #i can think of one-off instances bc that’s just kubo’s humor but he did him so dirtyyy #ppl js b searching for any reason to ship urayoru like ewww bitch u reel of filler arc 🤢 #i’m so sorry i’m only ranting bc of that one person on here who likes urayoru and has literal essays typed up abt it #AND THEY SHIP SHINJI AND HIYORI? DISGUSTING AFFF 😭🤮 #i’m not hearing anyone out bro she acts and look like a child and their relationship is essentially family arguing #getting a ship out of that is insane to me #BYE this is staying in drafts and i’m sc it to send to lilly 😭 #well sm for staying in drafts #💀 #bleach #clorox bleach #kisuke urahara

[wizardnuke]

i know it's popular fanon to think that essek has little to no relationship experience and i do think his bedroom experience is average at best (for a hot young* elf) but i Personally think he's got a long line of heartbreaks behind him. i mean this so slash negative slash derogatory i think he was out there wining and dining and leaving-behining all the time. just for fun and profit. working on his acting chops. showing off. he likes attention dude. i don't think that's directly contradictory to him being very reclusive and quiet about his work i think he was mysterious and sexy and thought flirting was funny. anyway he and caleb "genuinely falls in love with every other person he meets and then is really weird about it, EXCEPT for essek, who he was genuinely honeypotting" widogast, who essek was also genuinely honeypotting for reasons Far beyond boredom (see: i think some of his early weirdness/awkward formality can be explained by the fact that he was trying to mask real homicidal rage towards the m9) are insane together they're ride or die they're perfect for each other they're lifelong "friends" and they're playing mind games the likes of which would level a city park id they broke out of containment. and it's enrichment for them

#i think it is absolutely critical to keep in mind that 1. this CHILD of an elf (in comparison to da'leth) convinced DA'LETH to do treason #with him. not that i think da'leth is generally against treason but essek had to have been a winning combo of cunning and charismatic for #that to work. and 2. caleb generally falls in love with everyone BUT this is so critical BUT he did not fucking do that with essek. #he Did Not. my guy is not that stupid he knew exactly what he was looking at. he didn't know the scale but he knew Something Was Up #and essek 'flirts so often he forgets he's flirting' thelyss and caleb 'victim and perp of some of the most insane relationship drama to #ever come out of wildemount AND a trained manipulator' widogast stumbled into one another sometime circa hot chocolate whiskey #and Aeor Horrors #and both promptly had the same OH NO moment before saying fuck it and showing off increasingly complicated spells #as a mating dance #while also still being deeply insane about their perception of 'normal relationships' and 'how to communicate' #caleb did a good job at the grove but. where's the fic where he gets essek to stay the damn night via shutting off his magic

[dirtytransmasc]

so, I'm just gonna leave this here

#kaz brekker #six of crows #SoC #shadow and bone #I dont know why kaz holding milo is so funny to me #but it makes me giggle every time I see it #also #inej is the mom #sorry I dont make the rules #nina is totally the aunt who is practically one of the kids. won't leave. is probably worse then the kids #the shit talk kaz gets from her is insane #wylan being the youngest is the child #im including jesper in the children catagory cause I can #matthias doesnt want to be there. but also wont leave. so.... yeah #whatever that makes him #(a freeloader who won't admit he loves his little family) #probably forgetting someone #but its late #im tired

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

✨ happy 8th birthday to my bestest boy, the beloved leader!!! ✨

Each background has meaning, alluding to special moments Ephemera shared with his friends:

Ven - The gears of the clocktower, referring to the scene where he, Ephemera and Player fought the bugs together. The rulebook is also there as a nod to when Ephemera encouraged Ven to speak his mind during the meetings.

Lauriam - The background is a simplified version of the meeting room, where he helped Ephemera relax a bit, and gave him the idea for Shift Pride. The flowers are chrysanthemums, which symbolize happiness and well-being

Blaine - The two leaders sharing Master’s Defender, with a piece of the Missing Link/Scala emblem broken off to form a crown.

Skuld - The twin Starlights, always mirroring each other. The outline around them is reminiscent of the glow that appears when they do their combo attack.

Player - The background is their meeting place, the tiles found all over the fountain plaza.

#my art #khux #ephemer #kh art #(for those who don’t know: ephemera’s debut in khx was 12/25/2014; I like to think of it as his unofficial birthday) #I love so many ephemera ships but these can also be platonic #I’m esp seeing him and ven as platonic; at least in khux era #I had such a fun time getting the hang of using a colour palette for once and I think it came out really nice and warm #can’t believe it’s already been 8 years. insane. #ephelayer #skulmera #ephelaine #ephelauri #braineph #epheven #my posts #timeless child #timeless birthdays

[onlyhuis]

that anons post abt jun’s hands are SO REALLLL i will literally never shut up abt jun’s hands like his are so perfect i go feral so quick i‘m not even gonna mention his arms or his veins or i will def need to be checked into a ward i‘m SOOOOO ugh 😩

SHUT THE FUCK UP HJSKDFSNDKLMFS OH M YG OD

#[💌] — asks #[🐈] — jun visuals #saladgirl #the one he posted recently of the panda book. what was the goddamn reason wen junhui #like he KNEW what he was doing and the one in the snow too #he wants me to suffer he hates me im angry and horrified (i love it) #the one of his leg with the pants is so funny but also way too unnecessarily hot #i need to suck on him like a teething child #i want him so bad #how dare he have fingers that sexy and be so adorable at the same time #im actually insane and deranged i need to be locked up for my own safety