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every time i interact with someone on the internet i'm convinced that i've messed it up horribly and come across as a Total Weirdo, when in actuality all i've said is like "hi i think this is really cool!" and maybe replied one (1) too many times

#it's like this irl too #it's the autism #maybe a dash of #social anxiety #hope this is relatable and I'm not just insane #neurodiversity #⁉️❗️📣📣❗️WTF IS A SOCIAL INTERACTION⁉️📣⁉️⁉️❗️ #autism

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ideal ship dynamic: autism x the most severe psychological issues you've ever seen on a person

#kavehtham #alkaveh #which one of those are we using i forget #chiluc #i suppose also #zhongchi #childe is so insane i love him #wriolinde #AND #wriolette #satosugu #lawlight #maybe #ushiten #destiel #HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET THE OGS #hannigram #spirk #breagan #is that even the ship name #just me #i contain multitudes #autism

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you can never predict the actions of a desperate man (wanted chocolate so bad i ate a 3 month old bounty)

#how do i even tag this #chocolate #send help #shitpost #hey guys #bounties aren't even that bad it was the 3 month old part that sucked #worth it

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Comfort blankets are OUT. Reassurance buckets are IN.

#the stanley parable #reassurance bucket #i actually bought a full size bucket and it is now my favourite possession #all because of this game #autistic stanley parable #it's true #he told me himself

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There is so much contrast between the first meeting at this table and the last meeting at this table.

In the first meeting, Cyno refuses to take the seat next to Alhaitham, restlessly paces around the table, and avoids looking at anyone for the most part. He seems to be either uncomfortable making eye contact with everyone, or unsure how to do it without coming off as confrontational.

And Alhaitham is, notably, the only person who doesn't try to look at him. Not even when they're speaking to each other specifically.

They seem to have agreed that making normal eye contact would be uncomfortable/tiring/pointless. I don't have a neurotypical explanation for this.

In the last meeting, Cyno is so much more comfortable. Cyno and Alhaitham voluntarily sit next to each other. The traveler was the last to arrive this time, so one of them could have taken the spot next to Dehya, but they didn't. And they look at each other! Fondly even. The way Alhaitham's gaze turns to Cyno as he's saying this line in particular... what? Did you have an emotion about him?

#this is slowly becoming an autism blog #but thats okay #they just make me so sjkagrbfsjksfjknb #you know

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its autism awareness month, you know what that means? All of you owe him five bucks and awareness.

#this motherfucker #he gave me autism #im only slightly kidding

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Reblog with a character you'd like to bestow this honor.

#oh boy oh man #let me pull up the list #abed nadir #lilith clawthorne #alhaitham #hiro hamada #uhhh #anne shirly cuthbert #midoriya izuku #should i continue? #i will. #Zuko #kageyama tobio #amenadiel #from the hit tv show lucifer on fox #you dont see him often but its true. he is. #myself #haha can i do that? yes.

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DONNIE NOOOOOOO! forever in our hearts.

good fight guys @autismswagreblogs

#autismsummit2023 #vote donnie #wheel of doom #COME BACK KING #also??? this slays fr.

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amity blight has autism the masterpost

evidence?

1. if you rearrange the letters in amity you get autism

don't try to do it just trust me on this one

2. her dad

i'm not the biggest alador blight fan but that man so obviously has autism and he passed that gene onto his youngest daughter

3. season 1 her was like constantly just slightly overstimulated

she was so agitated all the time and then one single small thing goes wrong and she went batshit. like i get it. having your hair up in a ponytail for that many hours??? everyday??? i would try to kill someone too ngl. notice how she becomes nicer when the pony tail goes away.. hrm..................

4. autistic people can just sense each other

that's why luz was just so dead set on reforming her. her audhd could sense amity's autism from a mile away. once she saw those special interest azura books and realized she had one to give she was locked in. amity pulled luz in with her autism swag literally

also her and hunter hated eachother because they have like opposite autisms yknow what im talking ab. lumity has compatible autism and her n hunter overstimulate eachother. BUT SEE amity could sense HUNTER'S AUTISM and tha ok im shutting up with this tupid ass point

5. odalia is an autism mom

odalia is the type autism mom to completely deny her child has autism and then compare them to the 5 year old autistic kid she met once and how her daughter isn't like that. now she is stuck with that same 5 year old autistic kid (the collector) or she is the type to record her daughter doing normal things and be like "look at my autism child! feel bad for me!" in order to get money or smth

6. look at her

ok thanks for reading new autism amity truthers

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cringe culture is stupid actually. buy a skateboard because sk8 made you want to learn. sign up for a swim club because free! got you interested in it. pick up a book on astronomy because koisuru asteroid caught your attention. join the school volleyball team because haikyuu!! made it look like fun. give ice skating a try because yuri!!! on ice captivated you. practice the choreography to your favorite love live! song, learn to play an instrument you liked in k-on!, make your own robot inspired by the mechs in neon genesis evangelion. don’t be afraid to give something fun and new a shot because you think the reason is embarrassing.

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Baiden Bhogun

#raiden shogun #genshin fanart #genshin impact #digital art #haha tiddy sword #does anyone know why she's a polearm and not a sword user??? #raiden baal #raiden ei #i don't know which is which y'all

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A theory on Angel Dust’s feet

Horrible start, I know, but just hear me out: Angel Dust is canonically a spider demon, implying that he has the same base physiology of a spider: 8 arm-legs and a fuck ton of eyes. We’ve seen 3 pairs of arms, implying that his legs are the last set. Therefore, it’s safe to come to the conclusion that his legs are his arms, and his feet are just another pair of hands. He has feet hands, hand feet if you will. Legs with hands on the end.

Thanks for listening and FUCK y’all for making me think about an animated character’s feet in my spare time.

#angel dust #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #angel dust's feet #can't believe i just typed that #and posted it #excuse me while i go sob in a corner

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back on my bullshit with transmasc headcanons based soley on posture because you can’t stop me

#spencer reid #wybie #doofenschmirtz #(thank the gods for autocorrect i cant spell that) #viktor #arcane #bakugo katsuki #camilo madrigal #trans #transmasc

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if your favourite character from hsm was-and-or-still-is ryan, i will automatically assume you’re at least a little fruity

#high school musical #ryan evans #i think about that baseball scene every day #go wildcats #disney #can you BELIEVE that wasnt mr efron singing??? #the audacity

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Tsukishima is the kinda guy to reply “yes” if you said “would it kill you to say please”

#bastard man #tsukishima kei #haikyuu!! #saltyshima #this came to me at 2am

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There isn’t only two genders, and there isn’t even just two biological sexes. There isn’t two of anything. Except deez nuts.

#gender #deez nuts #trans #lgbtq #nonbinary