#children the both of them

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#children the both of them #the nanny #maxwell x fran #fran x maxwell #maxwell sheffield #fran fine #fran drescher #charles shaughnessy #gif #gifs #gifset #1x24 #mood

[normaltothemax]

43﹕ sender  kicks  receiver’s  shin  beneath  a  table. ( he lives to annoy jake )

It’s with a grunt that he jolts, sharp pain blossoming from where he’s just been kicked. Christ, how old is Constantine? Twelve? What, the bastard can’t take Jake ribbing him in front of his friend? Sure, Jake’s being a bit of a dick about it, grinning like a madman as he just rips on him, but it’s all in good fun. And that’s just what they do; it’s nothing new.

Besides, this Chas guy seems pretty amused by the whole situation.

He doesn’t even bother making a face about it, doesn’t bother glaring across the table at him. Instead, his wild grin morphs into a calmer smile. The kind of smile that someone who’s never done anything wrong in their life, ever, might wear—Saint Jake, that’s what they should call him. Constantine knows by now that that smile doesn’t mean anything good for the person on the receiving end of it. This time, that someone just so happens to be him.

He relishes in the little spark of fear he sees in Constantine’s eye, soaks it in like cat lying in a patch of sunlight. Feels the wrappings of the suit slowly winding around his leg. It’s taking quite a bit of control to not let himself become fully engulfed by it, to keep it somewhere they can’t see, but Jake can manage.

All he wants is a little bit of extra strength, nothing more. He’ll hold himself back, because he’s not looking to break bones. He just wants it to hurt more than it might without the suit on. Wants to remind Constantine why he should never pick a fight with Jake Lockley: Jake’s a petty bastard who always gets his revenge.

Still smiling angelically, still keeping up conversation with Chas, he kicks back.

@talentforlying (x)

#talentforlying #✦ ic: jake lockley #✦ verse: midnight mission (jake lockley) #✦ meme reply: jake lockley #jake: kicking me under the table? what a child #also jake: -kicks back even harder- #children the both of them #he's aiming to kick hard enough that john starts swearing #✦ queued

[feniksido]

The Giant Demigods with loud semi formal speech have cornered the Goth market

#my art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #the demigod besties durge and aylin #i am extremely sad about them both so of course i had to joke about them a little #also guys ketheric isnt homophobic its just that he hates children of gods and they just so happen to be gay #enver gortash #the dark urge #dame aylin #isobel thorm #ketheric thorm #aylin x isobel #durgetash #ermmm what else #zenith

[turtleblogatlast]

Been thinking about how Donnie and Leo’s insecurities juxtapose each other.

Donnie is insecure about his place in the family, but confident in who he is outside of it.

Leo is secure about being a part of the family, but thinks he’s nothing outside of it.

I think it’s a very interesting comparison that reflects their respective personalities, Donnie’s “Will all I have to offer be enough?” versus Leo’s “Do I even have anything else to offer?”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rise donnie #rise leo #‘I’m not good enough for my family’ versus ‘I am nothing without my family’ #as a middle child they are Very Much Middle Children #willing to bet this is a big part of why they clash so much too #they both have what the other wants #I ALSO think they’re both introverts - yes even Leo - and that social exhaustion makes this all even harder for them #should I also get into how facts and science matter so much to donnie #while leo is into fiction and magic tricks and the like #BUT despite their interests donnie is less prone to suspicion than leo and I think that’s so interesting too #one day I’ll talk about it

[empiireans]

sunset

#i watched the 1975 and 2015 movie adaptations of the little prince #i ugly cried to both #shoutout to my mom who casually recommended them #knowing damn well i was gonna cry #anyways that got me rewatching the quests and i lowkey miss the prince #sky cotl moth #sky moth #the little prince #le petit prince #season of the little prince #sky cotl #sky children of the light #sky: cotl #that sky game #sky cotl fanart #sky children of the light fanart #skyblr #fanart #mini comic

[myuminji]

the bride walked down the aisle to where the groom stood, and there they exchanged their vows in front of the altar...

#what do you mean this isn't how it goes? The flower girls are there to throw flower petals and wedding bouquets ready on their hands too... #just twt having collective breakdowns over them as usual #it's interesting that both played the role of the bride and the groom at the same time. #only they can pull it off I swear #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun maximum spoilers #vashwood #ish? #actually not really it's just the narrative that plays out like that #myuminjiart #just wanna point out my art a few things: the wine as bouquet. vash holding a shot glass also as bouquet. #vash trying to smile even if he says it's impossible. he tried. #the confetti thrown by the orphanage children...as if they're flower girl throwing flower petals for them....

[lazylittledragon]

for everyone who wasn’t at the panel on sunday it’s so important for you to know that emma gregory always calls minthara “minthy”

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #minthara #the bg3 panels were so good i’m so glad i got to go to both of them #also apparently dave jones’s children couldn’t play it until they’d patched halsin to be less. intense

[thesummerestsolstice]

Only the elves really see Elrond as "half-elven." They focus, of course, on who he is in relation to them. He's sort-of an elf– enough that they can accept him into their society, but not enough to erase his differences. They understand the different parts of him– his propensity to get sick, his elvish-sharp hearing, his need for sleep, his immortality– as "elvish" or "not-elvish." And while they can be rather condescending about anything they see as "not-elvish," they aren't usually very curious.

Most men regard Elrond vaguely as a fae being. This isn't unique to him– much of Middle-Earth's changling and fairy stories were built on the strange human-and-not-human nature of half-elves. Of course, different humans regard them very differently– sometimes with respect, even reverence, believing that "fairies" are beings of great wisdom and knowledge. Others see them with suspicion and fear, viewing them as sources of danger and deception.

To the Numenorians, Elrond is just one of them– a kind of "immortal man." He is like them in several key ways– he gets ill, he needs sleep, he regards the passage of time in a very "human" way. More importantly, he is their kin, a living remnant and reminder of both their mythical founder and non-human blood they share. He acts as a healer and counselor when they need him. This is all well and good until some of them start thinking that if Elrond could make the choice to be immortal, surely they should be able to as well.

The dwarves see Elrond as an elf. They absolutely do not care enough to tell the difference between him and the others. He's immortal, he's always with a bunch of elves. He's an elf.

The Maiar do not really understand what Elrond is, and have kind of defaulting to seeing him as one of them but like, small. Look, they're all uncounted thousands of years old, he's a child to them. They dote on him and think he's adorable, but sometimes forget that he's also part-elf and part-human, and can't just drop his physical form whenever he likes to go be a disembodied spirit in the clouds. Gandalf encourages all their antics. Elrond is working on it.

(Contrary to popular belief, the average hobbit does not have any kind of opinion on Elrond Peredhel. Bilbo Baggins, who lives in his house and has written several long, extremely personal ballads about his family history, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.)

#silmarillion #silm headcanons #elrond #elrond peredhel #eldritch peredhel #bilbo baggins #half elves #silm meta #elves and humans both see Elrond in very weird ways because they both kind of recognize him and kind of don't #the hobbits and dwarves just do not care #the maiar seeing anyone from Melian's line: a baby! #they'll have to fight the House of Finwe for Elrond privileges though #no one give them access to Elrond's children they'll be the most annoying aunts and uncles

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daddy, don't go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up. #I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children. #But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.' #You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time? #I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater. #And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe. #The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly. #The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic. #I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out. #This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

[thestarstoasun]

See, most people want a Will Solace appearance in the show for Solangelo content. We are not the same. Don't get me wrong, I love them. However, I want a Will Solace appearance to get a glimpse of his friendships w/ Annabeth & Clarisse & the other campers.

#im begging for the camp half blood dynamics #annabeth and will both came to camp as children theyre literally friends #talk to the wall #and in blood of olympus with will calming clarisse #seeing the two of them in SoM would be so nice #will solace #clarisse la rue #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #solangelo #percy jackon and the olympians

[petratherrock]

Kataang this, Zutara that. How about the gaang and peace huh? Have you ever considered that ship? Them and Happiness? No. Ofc not cz you only consider yourself

#lol i started out wanting to state out which ship i ship in nick atla but then it's like how about PEACE FOR THE CHILDREN HUH #atla #kataang #zutara #avatar the last airbender #unrelated but i like both ships prefer the canon one but I'm also not one to talk since I'm a Zutoph shipper too 🫣 lolllll #and ZuMai? ZukoMai? yh love them too #zutoph i kinda a rarepair seeing their personalities dont mix but nothing's impossible in the cauldron of fanfics buddies

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#haha #cackling #the sass #children the both of them #idiots in love #daisy jones and the six #djats #djatsedit #djatsedits #daisy jones #daisyjonesedit #billy dunne #love #1x8 #daisybilly #billydaisy #daisy x billy #billy x daisy #gifs #gifset #gif #Riley Keough #sam claflin

[nelkcats]

Parent's Day

Ghosts didn't have a father's or mother's day as such, but they did have a day where they combined both. A day to celebrate your guardians. Humans, Yetis, Amazons or Gods, it was a quiet day to thank them for your ghost adoption.

Dan and Ellie had spent a few years under the halfa's care but at the end of the day they considered him their guardian (although Dan did it reluctantly), so when they heard about Parent's Day they panicked.

They wanted to show Danny that they really appreciated him but a mug or coupons were not enough. In the end after some brainstorming they decided to give him the closest thing to a mug that was in the Realms: Constantine's complete soul.

John Contantine was a very annoying human, they knew this because they heard Danny complain about his paperwork many times. Apparently their father had 99% of his soul but couldn't do anything until he had 100%, and what better gift than to help him get rid of the paperwork? He hated paperwork! It was perfect!

With some help from Clockwork they traveled to DC's dimension, determined to take the last of the hellblazer's soul. Dan wondered if he should steal a star from the dimension while they were there (Danny liked space didn't he?), as an extra gift.

John Constantine was in the middle of explaining the holes in reality to the Justice League when a shiver ran through his body. He had an instant bad feeling.

#dpxdc #Parent's Day #ghosts are not distinguished by gender and half of them are not human so they have a day to celebrate their guardians in general #ghosts like to adopt younger ghosts to guide them #they usually don't have children of their own #The idea of ​​Dan and Ellie sounds weird but you have to remember that they are children #Regardless of their outward appearance #they are both young #and they only want to take away from Danny what bothers him as a gift #I like to think that Dan was “born” by combining both cores #he's not Danny but he retained most of his negative emotions and memories #dp x dc #dc x dp #Constantine will have a long day #but he asked for it after selling his soul 50 times #Dan and Ellie googled “best gift” but only mugs coupons and flowers came up #Dan doesn't know if it's possible to steal stars but he will make it possible #ghost king danny

[introspectivememories]

#fucking idiots the both of them #lewis you lost nico 'britney' rosberg???? #and nico you lost lewis hamilton???? #you stupid fucking idiots #me whacking them with a roller up newspaper: IT'S. BEEN. A. DECADE. TALK. TO. EACH. OTHER #i mean like at this point it has to be a psychological experiment #how much psychic damage can our fans take before they snap? #why am i sobbing over two forty year olds on the bus? #anthony hamilton and keke rosberg please hold an intervention for your children #im sorry but if i fumbled britney and lewis you would've had to sedate me #like straitjacket and psych ward and everything #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 #brocedes

[topnotchquark]

Nico saying that Lewis gives his daughters boxes of presents every Christmas just got caught in my mind.

Imagine you were a mixed race boy born in Hertfordshire, different from everyone else around you. Bullied in school, being raised by your father to compete in a sport where money is very much of essence and you and your family do not have a lot of it. And then you meet this other boy who comes from the kind of life you dream to live one day. You're friends and fierce competitors. You find solace in each other. You visit Monaco for the first time with your friend, dreaming up the life you will have when you make it, when you beat out of the mould that the world thought it could capture you in.

And then you two grow through the ranks and you're at the pinnacle of your sport and you have what it takes to win and the world recognises that you can win. And you win. You win with your friend and fiercest competitor by your side fighting with you for those wins, and this fighting ruins something something that was valuable to both of you when you were still innocent and unsullied by life.

But despite everything that went into the doing and undoing of this relationship, you still realise that this person you once called a friend has a life and family beyond your bitter dynamic. He has children, and children need love and affection and good memories. And you're a better man now so you understand that. So you make sure the kids get gifts on Christmas. And you make sure of it every year. Afterall, if you met someone you loved deeply when you were both kids, wouldn't you feel a pang of nostalgia when they had kids. Wouldn't you try to extend the warmth that you couldn't find for your friend to his children. Afterall, whatever happens during childhood basically remains with you forever.

#and nico's perspective of the same is just #being bullied as a child and being profoundly lonely till you find this friend who is in many ways the yardstick for performance #and even when you go through all this rancidity and the love has almost evaporated down to bare bones politeness #you know there is something that remains deep down #and so he gets your kids Christmas gifts each year #both their childhoods were sites of pain and both of them found something with each other #and lewis honours that by being a positive presence in nico's childrens' lives #albeit from a distance #and of course we're no strangers to how much Nico loves his kids #you can bet if Lewis had kids Nico would do that same #sorry this caught in my heart a little #I knew he had been giving presents for a while and I always thought of that as very beautiful but seeing it on the tl made me remember #man #love haunts you in such peculiar ways forever #brocedes #lewis hamiton #nico rosberg #f1 #formula 1

[ohimsummer]

poly stsg doting on us bc we're pregnant and full with child 🫠🫠🫠 oh they'd be such good daddies to be wouldn't they?

satoru goin ham on setting up the nursery.

taking turns on who goes the maternity appointments. satoru making the ultrasound his lockscreen until the baby's born.

setting up a surprise maternity photoshoot for you.

sugu reading pregnancy books to udnerstand what you'rw going through as much as he can

satoru's hands constantly on your belly to feel the little one kick

taking the time to hold the heavy baby bump to give your body a bit of a break whenever they could

they love to tease you but even they tone it down bc you're carrying their baby, you should be treated with the utmost respect.

them stocking the fuck out of your hospital bag. satoru waking suguru up when you enter active labor because its fucking happening holy shit its happening

i may be a bit of a mess.

UR RIGHT UR SO RIGHT!!

satoru setting his lockscreen as the ultrasound is so cute I’m eating my fist rn….suguru reading pregnancy books because he likes being informed on things…..yes yes I hear u

i imagine it’s like a switch flips. They’re teasing you and you say stop and they stop. Instantly. That lasts throughout the entire pregnancy and with other things not even just the teasing. You ask (demand) Satoru for his favorite dessert and normally he’d give you a little shit for it but now he just hands it over. Might be one of your cravings!! He won’t question it, he can always buy another some other time. They’re at your beck and call no questions asked, anything to keep you happy :3

It’s 50/50 whether they fight over what goes in the nursery. Gojo wants a pretty blue sky painted on the walls, Geto wants a calming night sky. You’re supposed to be the dealbreaker but both ideas sound good in your eyes so they play rock, paper, scissors to decide.

Satoru stocks it with so many cute toys and decorations and you and Suguru are staring at this giant Blank Spot where the crib should be….it’s okay he simply got a little too excited!!

You don’t have to lift a finger if they can help it. Cooking, cleaning, random chores, they got it! Giving you massages on whatever sore spot of your body, brushing your hair, applying your lipgloss. They’ll dress and feed you if you’re tired and so desire them to.

On outings if they even catch whiff of a threat, they’re in Protective Dad mode. one of them hugging you to his chest with hands on your belly, the other between you and the threat/“threat”.

They both like talking to the life growing in your belly! During a soothing walk through the park, Suguru gives your stomach a gentle tap, murmurs softly about the loud whistles of birds in the trees. Satoru comes home from work and tells them fantastical, embellished stories about his day (he turned a meeting with the higher-ups into a tale of him trapped in a prison by evil monsters and how he made such a daring escape).

the insanity rlly jumped out rq…ooh wee

#I forgot what it’s called but I imagine polystsgu children are #i think one egg gets fertilized by two dif sperms/men so you #end up having twins but they look like the different dads #ik they’d be excited both havin kids that r the spitting image of them #poly! satosugu #poly satosugu #suguru geto headcanons #satoru gojo headcanons #satosugu x reader #satosugu x reader fluff #⋆｡ﾟ☁︎ summy is thinking . . . ｡⋆ #⋆⑅˚₊ hi ry .ᐟ