#chipmunk's nuggets

[nugget--daddy]

My Moots on this site:

First we have Merfs (Moogus)/Merfy) @moogus-online

Then we have @jaligachagirl12 , Jazz

#moots #mutuals #chipmunk's nuggets #wait no that sounds bad #i need names to call my mutuals in general. #shiii- #moogus online #jaligatchagirl12

[wr-n]

OMG HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

Thank you !!

#wraith asks #chipmunk--the--nugget--daddy

[nugatorysheep]

This is easily the most embarrassing thing I've ever publicly admitted, but I unironically like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Like the music in the Chimpunk Adventure movie slaps

#I would listen to the soundtrack on Spotify IF IT EXISTED WHICH IT DOESN'T REEEE #alvin and the chipmunks #nugget rambles

[woso-dreamzzz]

#woso x reader #woso community

[homeofhousechickens]

Hatchgroup 3 is another batch of chicks (hatched 4/20-4/21) from Princess Cream's flock which consists of two hens and two roosters.

The parents are-

Princess Cream is silver wheaten

Muffin is black mottled silked

Nugget is black carrying chocolate? and mottling

Cannoli is black mottled silked also carrying chocolate?

(When I say chocolate I'm not actually sure it just functions similarly)

This is Dr. Pepper. They were the first to hatch and since they are obviously homozygous mottled we can assume Muffin is their mother. Since both my roosters have mottling genes we won't know who the father is intill the feathers come in as Cannoli and Muffin can only produce silked birds together. This baby is very sweet and confident. I really wanted to name them Weed.

This is Fanta! They are at least split for wheaten and we can tell since they have such light colored chick down. Since they are wheaten we know they have to be Princess Cream's. We will not be able tell who the father is intiil they get a little older as both my roos have different body types. They have a very grumpy face.

This is Fitz Rootbeer! They are a bit of a mystery because of their markings. Since wheaten can act as a recessive in the presence of melanizers I won't know who their exact parents are intill they are a little older. They were mid chirp in the pic and did not appreciate the phone.

This is Pibb! I want to point out how absolutely stuffed their little crop is. This baby is very food motivated. Their coloring is very interesting they look a bit like Fitz and Fanta but the black down is more diluted? They also have a chipmunk stripe sort of pattern but it's not very defined. When chicks are split on their base it can lead to some interesting chick down. I won't know for sure who exactly are their parents are intill they are older.

Crush is very red toned it's hard to pick it up in this lighting but I was surprised to seem them when they hatched. Cream is obviously the mother but I'm interested to see how they mature, will have have a lot of black or will they almost be solid Buff like Creams adult daughter Sugar? The same curiosity extends to Fanta as well. Crush has a more relaxed face compared to Fanta

Jarritos is similar to Fitz and Pibb and also pretty small. They have a pretty strong white marking under their beak. They seem pretty timid compared to the others which makes me think they are Cannoli's. They have an interesting curve to their comb but they will likely grow out of it.

Sunkist is was the last baby to hatch and they had some difficulties due to their egg bleeding. Their coloring is very interesting and quite pretty. It makes me think they are silver which would mean they might be a cockerel? They may be a bit visually impaired but I'll keep an eye on them as they grow as it could be they are just woozy from their hatching difficulties. Other then that they are EXTREMELY friendly and love to cuddle people despite being under a broody.

The new babies are all very interesting especially since I was expecting the usual dark colored chicks. If the eggs Muffin is on hatch I'll tack those babies onto hatchgroup3's list as well just for ease.

If your wondering about why I call these babies hatchgroup# it's just to make organizing and finding posts about specific clutches and individuals easier. Creams flock will always be hatchgroup (insert whatever number we are on) while other flocks might use the breeding birds initials in front of hatchgroup like Sssthatchgroup which stands for Smores Sugar Sassy and Taffy hatchgroup since those were the hens used. I'll probably think of a better sort of name when I bring in new genetics.

#hatchgroup3 #cute #chicken #chickens #chicks

[chillzosworld]

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@chipmunk--the--nugget--daddy

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#buy it now #dont be shy #get it #nowwww #ask chillzo #chillfriend #dawww #please #thank you #i wanna hug them #<333

[erin-bo-berin]

What about singlemom!Reader and her daughter bonding with each of the Party members? She’s kinda like their stepmom/big sister plus the Reader’s daughter would be like a sibling to each them. What would that look like??

Absolutely adorable, that’s for sure. I think I’ll set this when she’s older, so it’s set during the ones I’ve very recently written when she’s 3 and reader is pregnant with baby #2, she has the idea of throwing a big sleepover for the kids, her and Steve. I can just imagine that would be so something Steve would love.

“I’ve got popcorn, chips, dip, salsa, sandwiches, cookies, candy, am I missing anything else?” you asked, dashing around the kitchen like a maniac.

“Yeah, the fact that you should be resting and I should be doing this,” Steve chuckled, watching you straighten the bowls of snack food for a third time.

“Honey, it’s okay, they’re going to love this,” Steve smiled, stilling your nervous hands.

It had been your idea a month ago to have one big sleepover with all six kids, you, Steve and your baby girl. You and Steve’s daughter was getting older now and she was at an age to enjoy things like this, plus the kids were eager to spend time with her.

“I just want them to have a good time,” you fretted.

“They will,” he assured you, “Besides, you’ve already went above and beyond with this, especially when you’re five months pregnant and should be resting.”

You waved your hand in dismal.

“All I’ll do is rest all evening, I’m okay, Steve. So is baby.”

He smiled, satisfied with your answer and rubbed your belly.

Your princess was at the front window, waiting for everyone to show up.

“Auntie Max hewe!” she called, “Uncle Woocas too!”

“Woocas,” Steve snickered, “She kills me.”

There was a knock on the door.

“Come on in!” Steve hollered, but your daughter beat him to it, running and pushing open the door, having to stand on tiptoes to turn the knob.

“Hey there, chipmunk,” Lucas smiled down at her.

“Hi sweetheart,” Max greeted her.

You went to welcome the first arrivals, the toddler already heading back to the window to wait for the others.

Soon, Mike, El, Will and Dustin appeared, their sleeping bags tucked under their arms. The living room became complete chaos with 7 kids.

“Food’s in the kitchen!” Steve hollered over them, “Did you guys get the movies?”

“Yeah, we brought ET and if that’s too scary for her we got a Disney movie too,” Dustin said.

“Great,” you smiled, “Go ahead and grab some food. There’s chips, sandwiches, cookies, all the good stuff in the kitchen on the counter. Make a plate and we can worry about sleeping bags later.”

“If I help them, will you please sit down for a minute?” Steve asked.

You sighed.

“Fine, fine.”

You hated to admit that it did feel good to sit down. Your feet were beginning to hurt nowadays when you were on them for too long.

“How’s the baby?” you heard a soft voice behind you.

You turned and saw El standing behind the couch, holding her plate of food.

“Very active,” you smiled, “Would you like to feel?”

Her eyes widened in surprise, as if it hadn’t occurred to her that she could do that.

“Please.”

“Come on around here and sit down,” you waved her over, making space for her to sit down.

She sat down, setting her plate in her lap.

“Do I just?” she hesitated, not knowing what to do.

“Here,” you smiled, gently taking her hand and putting it on your stomach.

“Is she moving around right now?”

“A little, yeah. She’s not kicking right now, I’m sorry. Hopefully you can feel it when she does.”

“When does she usually kick?” El asked curiously.

“Usually when her daddy’s around,” you laughed lightly, “She kicks a lot at night when I’m trying to sleep though.”

“That doesn’t sound much fun,” she frowned.

“It’s not, but it’s just what us women put up with while our little nuggets are busy growing in there.”

Mike plopped down on the other side of you.

“Did she get to feel the baby kick? It’s all she’s been talking about since you told us she started kicking,” Mike said, taking a bite of his sandwich.

“No, not yet. Maybe all your noise will hype her up,” you chuckled.

“How are you feeling anyways?” Max asked.

She sat down in front of the couch at your feet.

“Tired. But don’t tell Steve that.”

“Steve already heard that. That’s why I keep telling you rest you little butthead,” he mock scolded, dropping a kiss on top of your head as he passed.

Lucas and Will joined Max on the floor.

“Is he always this bossy?” Will asked, clearly amused.

“Only when I’m pregnant, apparently. I’m amazed he hasn’t tied me to the couch yet to force me to rest,” you teased.

“Hey! I just care that you’re tired and already are tired enough from raising one munchkin and now because of pregnancy.”

“I can’t tell if that’s incredibly sweet or incredibly annoying to have to be told to rest constantly,” Max commented.

“Max would probably punch me if I dared to make her rest against her will,” Lucas said nonchalantly.

“Out of the way, coming through!”

You turned your head to see Dustin coming into the kitchen, two plates piled with food.

“You planning to eat all of that Henderson?” Steve asked.

“It’s not all for me,” he rolled his eyes, “One of the plate is your kid’s.”

She came running in after Dustin, sitting next to him. Soon, they were sitting side by side and he was tossing popcorn toward her, seeing if she could catch it. Obviously, she wasn’t great at it, but it kept her entertained and laughing.

“Dude, she’s not a dog,” Will laughed.

Steve sat at the back of the couch, behind you. You missed Dustin’s response as you peered back at him with a smile.

After everyone was done, sleeping mats were laid out and pajamas were put on, it was time to start the movie.

You were braiding Max’s hair, watching Steve play with your baby girl and the other kids.

“Now, who are you going to lay with for the movie?” Steve asked her.

She pretended to think.

“Is it going to be uncle Dustin?”

Steve continued, “Is it gonna be uncle Mike?”

“Or maybe uncle Lucas?”

“Uncle Will?” Steve kept on, pointing to each kid as he asked her.

“Or auntie El?”

She still didn’t answer him, seeming in deep thought.

“I know!“ Steve exclaimed, “It’s going to be daddy, isn’t it?”

“Nope,” she shook her head.

“Really? Well, who?”

She ran over to Will, sitting down next to him and cuddling up next to him.

Everyone else hollered and shouted, acting wounded that they lost the critical competition. Will beamed, pulling her close.

“Maybe she likes him best because he isn’t as crazy as the rest of you all are,” Max joked.

“No matter the reason, I’ll take it,” Will smiled.

Everyone settled as the movie started and you watched in between doing Max’s hair. Halfway through, she switched places with El and you braided her hair as well.

Your baby girl didn’t make it through the movie and you didn’t expect her to. She was sound asleep laying between Max and Lucas, having had moved at some point during the movie.

By the time the credits were rolling everyone but you and Steve were sound asleep. He quietly turned off the TV and pulled the tape out of the VCR, returning to you, your own lids starting to feel heavy.

He pulled you into his arms and you naturally curled into his chest, your head resting perfectly against it.

You felt him smile against the top of your head.

“Best sleepover ever, babe.”

#steve harrington #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington fic #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x fem!reader #steve harrington x reader #stranger things #stranger things blurb #stranger things fic #stranger things fluff

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern AU) - Error 404 Brain Not Found: Bonus Scene - Part 2

Geralt 'hmm'ed distractedly as he watched the tv. He was vaguely aware that Jaskier was talking, but that was nothing out of the ordinary. Jaskier was always talking, or singing, or making some kind of noise.

Geralt blinked as something Jaskier had said brought itself to his attention. It had been something about his mouth, and balls.

"Hm?"

"I said 'How many cheeseballs do you think I could fit in my mouth?'"

Geralt shrugged, "I don't know, one? They are pretty big."

"That's what she said!" Jaskier said almost automatically, then contiued, "Not the actual ball of cheese ones, I mean the little crunchy snack ones that come in the barrel."

"I don't know, three? Four?"

"How many do you think you could fit in your mouth?"

Geralt shrugged. They looked at each other for a moment, then Geralt said, "I'll get the keys."

One quick trip to the grocery store later, and they were sitting on the couch, shoving cheeseballs into their mouths and grunting muffled numbers at each other

"What the f**k?" Yennefer asked, having walked in to see them covered in orange cheese dust, and looking like chipmunks getting ready for winter. They made grunting and mumbling noises at her, excitedly trying to sign numbers at her.

"Never mind, I don't want to know."

From then, it became a sort of competition. Geralt and Jaskier would see a small food item and try to see how many they could fit in their mouths.

Yennefer walked by the kitchen one morning to see Geralt and Jaskier standing at the table, a variety of small food items arranged before them. She didn't even try to entertain the idea that they were being considerate enough to make lunch.

Neither of them could cook a decent meal to begin with. They regularly sent Yennefer photos of their failed endeavors. Broken dishes, melted kitchenware, shattered knives, food on the ceiling, food on fire... She's seen it all.

No, this was not an attempt at a meal. The foods laid out on the table were too small, and while they had the odd vegetable and fruit sprinkled in, they were mostly junk foods like chips, candies and other sweets.

It was some kind of stupid game, Yennefer knew. She could tell by the score card and how Geralt was carefully counting out loud as Jaskier stuffed blueberries into his mouth, which didn't look like it had room for much more.

Yennefer poked her head in the doorway, said "Dookie!" then walked away as Jaskier spat his mouthful of blueberries all over the floor and wailed in dismay.

They had to try to either play the game while Yennefer was out, or play in secret. It was exceedingly difficult to play if Yennefer was around because she would sneak up on them and yell random things that would make one of them spit their food out.

"Bumhole!"

"When his pickle tickles the back of your throat!"

"Mud cupboard!"

"Starting out small with the ball gargling training?"

"Butt nuggets!"

"Stink wrinkle!"

"Beef hula hoop!""

"Titties!"

"Bum fluff!"

"Hershey squirts!"

P*ss flaps!"

"You going to spit or swallow?

"Peepity poo!"

"Dirt star!"

It was almost always Jaskier who ended up spitting everyting out and almost choking.

So now they were out on the back porch, trying to be really quiet, which wasn't at all suspicious, while they tried to see how many twinkies each of them could fit in their mouth

Yennefer happened to walk by and see them. Jaskier and Geralt both had their mouths stuffed to where they almost couldn't close them. It was equal parts disgusing and humorus.

Jaskier was right in the middle of using both hands to cram one more twinkie into his mouth. Yennefer could not stop herself.

She paused at the door and asked, "Did Geralt fill that twinkie for you?"

Jaskier immediately started giggling, and fumbled, trying to catch the bits of mushy twinkie that fell out of his mouth. Then he tried to stuff them back in while making incoherent noises, which, judging by the tone, were strings of cuss words.

The sight made Geralt laugh, and with his mouth full of snack cake, he'd sounded like a barking seal.

Jaskier lost it. He gagged his twinkies onto the porch and laughed so hard he wheezed.

Geralt laughed even harder, which made Jaskier laugh more.

The bard went to grab the edge of the small table to support himself, and slipped in the twinkie mush, landing right in it. Geralt just gave up and dropped on the ground, barking around his mouthful of sponge cakes.

Geralt: *seal noises*

"A-a seeeeaal! A f***ing...sEAl!" Jaskier guffawed.

They laughed until their sides ached and Geralt finally got smart and spat the massive hunk of twinkies out.

It was hours later before either of them remembered that Yennefer had f**ked up their count, and even after they did remember, all they could think about was Geralt's stupid Seal Laugh.

#the witcher #the witcher headcanon #the witcher modern au #the witcher netflix #twn #geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #geraskifer #geraskefer #yenskier #yennskier #yennaskier #yenneskier #error 404 brain not found headcanon #error 404 headcanon #brain not found headcanon

[nugget--daddy]

Can we all just collectively agree that I'd almost immediately die in horrortale? Unless im always in the Snowden Woods I'm dead. Unless I have a knife in the Snowden Woods I cant eat pine. I can't go over 14 hours without eating or I panic. I'm very antsy, either going to waste my calories or end up in a trap or in blue snow. Absolutely no charm besides being smart and stupid at the same time. Far too trusting at times. Far too moody. Would absolutely get snarky by accident. I'm a slow motherfucker. Not very strong either. I get winded easily. I eat at 5:30 pm and by 5:30 am I'm wanting to eat my siblings.

#daddy's nuggets #horrortals #daddy's blabbers #nugget daddy #nugget daddy #chipmunk the nugget daddy #nugget--daddy #horrortale

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

I've seen many a text video for Obey Me and the usernames on them, so I thought I'd share what I'd call them if we had a chat/they were in my contacts and I made their names. And just cause, I'm also adding their ring tones and, cause my phone can do this, their text notification sound. (Feel free to repost with your own, I'm curious).

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Lucifer: Dia's Bitch

Ringtone - Talk Dirty

Text Notif - "no. No. Permission denied. That's an off topic question. Next. You have been stopped." Vine

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Mammon: Tsundere Sugar Baby

Ringtone - Rich Girl

Text Notif - "AAALLVVIINNNN!!" (literally just one of the clips of Dave yelling at a chipmunk who can sing)

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Levi: My Weeb Bitch

Ringtone - Video Game Lover

Text Notif - "I have the power of God and anime on my side! Aahhhhhhh!!!"

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Satan: Angry Cat Lady

Ringtone - DADDY (PSY)

Text Notif - "What do you have" "a knife!" "No!"

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Asmo: Blanche Devereaux

Ringtone - Fergilicious

Text Notif - Sausage Song Vine

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Beel: The Goodest Beel

Ringtone - Bon Appétit

Text Notif - “i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets” vine

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Belphie: Yandere Snugglebug

Ringtone - Lights Down Low

Text Notif - “you see this bed? its soft. its com-for-tab-le. imma ‘bout to lay down and stay down.”

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Diavolo: Prince Sugar Daddy

Ringtone - If You Call Me Daddy song

Text Notif - Lele Pons 'it doesn't work for everyone' vine.

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Barbatos: Alfred Pennyworth

Ringtone - Kiss From A Rose (actually about a girl losing her virginity)

Text Notif - “workin my life away. wish i could just stop and go on a cruise.”

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Simeon: Shoulders Really Are Distracting

Ringtone - Hallelujah (lol, poor Simeon. That one ain't innocent either)

Text Notif - *Rudolph the red nosed reindeer playing* "watch out! *car slams* Jesus christ, gage!" "What your language." "Jesus?"

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Luke: MY SON!!

Ringtone - Baby Mine (Dumbo original cartoon)

Text Notif - "i want to see my little boy~” vine

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Solomon: The Main Bitch

Ringtone - Best Friend

Text Notif - "if he can't treat you right by now, you're gone!" "I'm gone!" "NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF!!"

#i regret nothing #absolutely not this #this is a masterpiece #lucifer obey me #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #belphegor obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me #satan obey me #beelzebub obey me #diavolo obey me #barbatos obey me #obey me simeon #luke obey me #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #incorrect obey me quotes #sorta #also #i said what i said #and i will take none of it back #fight me

[enochianribs]

feeding my dog a chicken nugget when I see the other chicken nugget still in his mouth I hate his chipmunk ass

[embersofhope-if]

Little star, fat cat, moneybags, princess (gn), chatterbox, buttercup, peach, sunshine, nugget, dime, Midas, parvenu, oofy, charmer, scout, smiley, bonnie lad/lass, McDreamy, good-lookin, button, chipmunk, money, heart breaker, Romeo/Juliet, Prince Charming/babydoll?

i kinda fuck with Princess and Romeo/Juilet ngl

#thanks anon! #the other tributes call mc pretty boy/girl #but its more of a condescending type of thing #why cant call both mcs of my games Blessing💔💔

[jellyinmybelly]

if you’re an owl house fan (love the raine banner on your profile btw), say you’re babysitting the collector: would you feed them chicken nuggets or pizza bagels

I am an owl house fan and i wear that pin very proudly 😌

I'd give them pizza bagels to get them on our side so we can have them turn belos and odalia into chipmunks

#if the child who is ruling over a whole community on a whim for a game asks for pizza bagels you give them pizza bagels #also hello hello #thank you for the ask!! #asks

[bewby]

my mom can't speak english like at all and whenever she tries to read alvin and the chipmunks she says alvin and the chicken nuggets. instead

#i think in germany we just say it in the english way but in russian it's alvin i burunduki

[chillzosworld]

Face.. fabd..Egbd..(sings bootafully ) egac..

DA F A C -

dfgc cegc... (Sings as @the-ethereal-grave-doctor clap's)

@the-ethereal-grave-doctor

@lunaglitchercc

@autism-criminal

@ashley-hitch

@3amclothesmonster

@chipmunk--the--nugget--daddy

@dummyelf

[wellthatschaotic]

our family raises chickens! we have mostly easter eggers because they're always nice and they lay really pretty eggs! the ones we have right now are Cloud, Cheese Puff, Nugget (like gold, not chicken nuggets), Chipmunk, Sunny, Thorn, and Stormy. Cheese Puff and Cloud are inseparable and they really like hiding under bushes (same) -comet

yes!! chickens!!!!!!

#mini earth cockatrice!! #comet anon