#credit cards-

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia. #plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

[phantomrose96]

My credit card, whom I've taken so good care of and kept her safe and always gave her enrichment like Amazon Order and Takeout, is expiring in March. Upsetting. Terrible. She's remembered by so many sites. She's not even a tap card (ancient 2019 relic). Girl her last 4 numbers... Girl am I gonna lose her last 4 numbers.

What if they issue me a new card before I'm ready to move on? What if they don't even ask me "how are you doing?" :(. It's like I already lost her. Her favorite activity was "autopayment"...

#girl my credit card....

[garaks-padded-bra]

yes nog has the space equivalent of a racecar bed yes he sleeps in it for the rest of his life

#ds9 #star trek #star trek deep space nine #he stole quarks credit card for this #jake and nog :) #jake sisko #nog ds9 #nog #jakenog #my art

[themetalhiro]

Im re uploading these without the commission watermark! Feel free to use and match with your nemesis. 🍻

#unrelated. but I don’t sell fortnite skins #please don’t steal your relatives credit card to pay for my services. #metalhiro arts #one piece #sanji #one piece fanart #vinsmoke sanji #blackleg sanji #op sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #op zoro #zosan #sanzo

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Where did he get that

#who gave him credit card access #immortal au #dca au #dca fandom #dca fnaf #dca sun #doodles #oc #sunshine draws

[smallkebab]

I want his gender so bad

#boothill #honkai star rail #hsr fanart #hsr #hsr boothill #honkai star rail fanart #sketch #digital art #i love him #rip to my credit card cuz i want him and aventurine LMAO

[katydoodles]

Just the girlies and their haul

Took me 4 months to finish this 🤪

#Stolen Credit Card Chronicals #Stolen Credit Card AU #chloe and zoe #Zoe Lee #chloe bourgeois #fanart #ml fanart #miraculous ladybug #digital art #doodle #bee miraculous #sketches

[sentientsky]

here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

#p.s. if these same ideas have been done before pls let me know so i can credit the right people. #i wanted to do more but I promised myself I’d go to bed at a reasonable time lmao #would azi say ‘u can be my tickety boo’???? probably not. but i think it would be cute so here we are #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens shitpost #gomens #gomens 2 #valentines day #valentines cards #shitpost #David tenannt #Michael sheen #Beelzebub #anathema device #newton pulsifer #muriel good omens

[zoe-oneesama]

They're checking your insta to make fun of your outfits.

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#lol this is kind of a trial run for this idea I have #I have so many saved outfits for the characters that I didn't get to use #so why not have them pose for a magazine? #this first one feels like the 'adventures with mommy's credit card' series by katydoodles #my art #ml art #chloe #zoe #chloe bourgeois #zoe lee #miraculous ladybug #style princess #fashion

[stuffbymail]

happy thistle tuesday

#dungeon meshi #thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #winged lion #mails art #fanart #trust this lion with your credit card number #dungeon meshi spoilers #mildly??? I guess????? not really tbh but #I don’t want to get yelled at

[peter-pantomime]

you can literally see her trying to fax the brain cell to him

#idiot brigade #steve and robin #stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #when they press their heads together it makes the noise like tap-to-pay credit cards #stranger things

[mirai-e-jump]

カードキャプターさくら × サンリオキャラクターズ

#sanrio #card captor sakura #hello kitty #my melody #kuromi #pompompurin #cinnamoroll #official art #transparent #my edit #Please give credit #DO NOT REPOST #source: premiumstore.jp #magical girl #info link

[phantomrose96]

I think humans have an innate ability to recognize The Creature because today, when I had to replace my 4.5 year old phone whose battery life was finally shot to shit, it was a slightly annoying process, but it was just a process. Just a device. Old device transferred. New device set up.

But last month when my 5.5 year old bike was stolen and I needed to replace it, it was nowhere near the same, because the bike was a Creature and the Creature was taken from me and it's somewhere out there, alone, maybe chopped for parts. And I have a new bike now and it's a perfectly fine Creature by its own regard, but it is not the same Creature. My old bike was a living thing, and the living thing doesn't stop being the living thing just because it was replaced. Because it was Creature-shaped and Creature-sized and so it was a Creature. Something in my genes knows this.

#meta point: rip to my Fucking credit card statement buying a new bike and a new iphone in the same month #and plane tickets. which were SUPPOSED to be the splurge of the month #cest la vie #chrissy speaks

[suncaptor]

Been trying to not bother anyone, but I am wondering if anyone could send donations. I can't pay rent today (even if I pay the half I will on credit) and more fees are adding on, and outside of some help I've barely been eating for a long time here. I'm just struggling to afford rising costs of living with constant new crises happening, and I haven't been able to get someone to take over my lease, so I can't just couchsurf. Not at all asking anyone to over extend or send me more if they've had, but if anyone could help I'd appreciate it.

(I have seen as many case managers and financial aid advisors as I can and am using every resource I can too! There's just not much where I am now.)

Paypal suncaptor

Revolut remsun

#incoherents #desperately trying to get my bank to let me use a virtual credit card to pay credit but failing 😔😔 i am just so tired of living insecurity #soooo grateful to anyone who's helped me though even if i haven't been able to use it to fix everything it matters 🙏🙏 #i wish that someone hadnt stolen my car fr #and that my apartment complex wasnt evil #things are bad #schedule #for right before my rent fees go through the roof😬😬 #q

[littlepinksapphire]

Many people see Gale’s relationship with Mystra as that of a man and a woman. Gale is a man trying to “cross the boundaries” of the woman he fancies. But that interpretation is misguided and ignores what the relationship truly is, that of a mortal and a god.

I don’t feel like you need to know about dnd lore or Mystra herself to recognize the insane power imbalance that creates. An eons old entity in charge of all magic and a young wizard man are not on equal footing. Gale himself is even kind of aware of this, as he wanted and tried desperately to be enough for Mystra so she might deign to make him an equal.

Criticize his hubris all you want. It’s his fatal flaw and huge part of his character arc. But, Shadowheart is right there being abused by her goddess and everyone can see that. I mean, fuck, all of the origins are being abused by powerful people, but Gale’s not?

It just baffles me that at a time when our culture is harshly examining age gaps and power imbalances in romantic relationships more people aren’t seeing Mystra for the walking red flag that she is.

#gale dekarios #his bug gave people the ick and now they wanna justify it somehow #if the genders were reversed Gale would be a beloved girlboss who can’t stop girlbossing too close to the sun #Mystra would be just some guy #steal his magic and his credit card #you know? I’m just getting big double standard vibes #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[hyunpic]

confused [font: angry]

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #yeah sorry i can’t hang out today im on a scavenger hunt to find clips of hyunjin being confused with his dumpling creases in between #his brows #can i swipe my credit card through one of them and u can have all my money. 😻 that is love