#damn poly

[free-boundsoul]

...what piece of my soul do I have to give Erik to get a non-canon DAMN crew poly video?

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #damn poly #...he could have my whole soul for a ba #even though that would probably be very chaotic lol #rambles

[the-sugar-crash]

The freelancer, opening their arms as soon as they get home, announcing they had a bad day: 

Their four boyfriends immediately rushing to them like golden retrievers and spending the next 15 minutes in a pile on the floor together: 

#this applies to Asher and Babe as well #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted damn #redacted d.a.m.n #damn poly #damn polycule #redacted Gavin #redacted Lasko #redacted Damien #redacted Huxley #redacted freelancer #freelancer (listener) #Gavin x Lasko x Damien x Huxley x Freelancer #Redacted Audio

[becarefulwhatyouwishfor]

What about fics that are more.. aus I should say? Like the DAMN polycule or shameless self promotion is shameless Baby Freelancer? What's your opinion on those?

AUs ,depending on what specifically it is, are usually tolerable.

though I will say with the DAMN polycule every other fic is PWP so I state once more

degenerates, the lot of you

#Redacted asmr #damn polycule #redacted echo #redacted audio #redactedverse #damn poly #redacted asmr #redacted imperium

[yet-another-haven-of-dollya]

Minna-sama, I present to you:

The "White Lily and her Malewife Kings" Team

#lol finally have Elder Faerie #They look so god damn good together you guys should totally poly- #LOL #white lily cookie #pure vanilla x white lily #white lily x pure vanilla #pure vanilla cookie #elder faerie x white lily #elder faerie cookie #dark cacao x white lily #dark cacao cookie #cookie run kingdom #non dol posting

[thenewblackcanvas]

7 nurses, 2 patients

poly!ateez

The coincidence of getting appendicitis at the same time as your boyfriend was a bit unbelievable. The recovery started off as a frenzied hellscape despite having just arrived home. You and Mingi wanted nothing more than to sleep but with 7 boyfriends ranging from a chaotic babygirl that never shuts up to an overprotective mother that insists on cleaning every 15 minutes you two can’t seem to keep your eyes closed. Originally he was in his own room but he was lonely. How he was lonely with at least one boyfriend coming in constantly you weren’t sure but you did like holding his hand as you relaxed in the comfy bed.

After a few hours of this you finally spoke to Seonghwa and Hongjoong, the parents finally ushering the kids out to give you time to actually rest. You knew it wouldn’t last long but you would savor the time while you had it.

Fully relaxed you were still having some discomfort but not in pain. Unlike the poor boy you were holding hands with.

“I’ve never been in pain in my life”

You give him a silent look but squeeze his hand anyway playing the next YouTube video.

Soon you hear the chorus of footsteps. “The nurses are coming”

7 men pile into the room- food, water, meds, heat pads, books all in tow. They’re trying to keep it down but god knows they just can’t. Immediately Woosan get into a whispered dispute about the food.

Matz are fussing over you both respectively, switching so they can each talk to both of you.

Yeo2ho quietly yet chaotically clean the old food containers and water bottles. Dropping some and laughing about it.

Then just like that the door closes behind the last one.

They’re gone. The storm of your boyfriends care had come and gone in an instant and it was dizzying.

“Were they really even here??” He questions

“Well wooyoung ate a chunk of my food and Hongjoong dropped a book on my foot then left it so I think so.”

Just then woo slinks back in and steals another bite and a kiss from both of you before slinking back out.

You two stare at the door. Chaotic.

#ateex x reader #poly ateez #poly!ateez #mingi x reader #ateez fluff #mingi fluff #old draft #ateez comfort #ateez comfort fic #mingi comfort #mingi comfort fic #this barbie is sad - i needed a comfort fic from my drafts but i have so damn many #felt like i needed to cry my eyes out but i couldn't so i found this draft instead

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I'm just making shit up at this point

#vel: im only into women so u can go back to vox #val: r u sure ;))))) i bet i can fix u #*later* #vel: damn it #i was thinking about my val pulls made ace bitches post and then thinking about my hc that vox and angel are both ace #val's type is people who literally don't want him #and yet they still end up wanting him #cuz as joel perez said #valentino is that guy #u thought vox was the pivot in the polycule and it was actually val and his moth meat #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #voxval #voxvel #staticmoth #poly vees #voxvalvel #handshake meme #meme #proship

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons' #and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that' #and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?' #i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

[ya-boi-haru]

OMG WAIT, we're shipping non cannon ships now- wait- let me-

*pulls out an old essay*

*blows the dust off of it*

*slams it on the table*

So Will and Caspian right-

#i was lowkey shipping them season 1 #tell me they wouldnt be a great qpr couple #and yes it works woth the will. seven. gallad poly qpr too #in this god damn essay chat- #fable smp #fablesmpblr #fable smp headcanon #fable smp will #will fable smp #caspian fable smp #fable smp caspian #fable smp qpr ships

[skelentic]

did they even know each other prior to the mission’s start 😭😭

#the jojolands #usagi alohaoe #dragona joestar #usagona #these damn flim flam poly pan pickle people #his lil beret is so goofy #so excited for the bad knife skills guy to get involved in the main cast #do you think usagi will hold a grudge #love LOSES #jojos bizarre adventure

[ickadori]

Okay, but I’m thinking about the reader in your poly SatoSugu getting kidnapped and all they say to there captor is “You’re wasting your time. They’re not coming for me as long as they have each other”

and they won’t come, not a chance. just the possibility of them losing each other far outweighs the loss of you. getou would want to come and save you, but depending on the severity of the situation and the strength of whoever kidnapped you, gojo would absolutely refuse to let him go.

and gojo could do it, he’s the strongest after all, but…does he really want to? does he want to keep sharing getou? he had only agreed bc getou had been so enamored with you, and gojo would rather allow you to have a bit of him rather than all, but if you were out of the picture…if he told getou that he had tried to get you back but it was too late…if your captor had already killed you, and nearly killed him, too…

then he could finally have getou all to himself again.

#++ cj #++ ss poly #LMAO #so funny #gojo is so slimy he absolutely would #for my own delusions #the captor is naoya bc he wants leverage over gojo to try and somehow kill him or just get the gojo clan under his belt idk just imagine sm #then he sees that gojo does not give one damn #and is just o_o #and he just finds you so pitiful and sorry and unloved that he can’t help but develop some weird sort of #affection for you #and now you *i* am a zenin pet

[twildflower]

#twflpokespe #pokemon #pokemon special #pokespe #pokespe meme #reguri #trainer red #trainer blue #trainer green #namelessshipping #trainer gold #trainer ethan #rival green #rival blue #originalshipping #heartgoldshipping #polishipping #i think they should all kiss #i like them as a poly ship alot #they dont have a poly ship name sadge #i like pokespe them better than gameverse bc they have a lot more interaction and theyre so adorable ahehdgg #i will make a ship name for them but i keep forgetting abt which reguri name is which lmao #レグリ #グリレ #レゴー #ゴーレ #グリゴー #ゴーグリ #imperialshipping #oooh damn they actually appear

[crehador]

that's my dream ending tbh

#crab watches #atarashii joushi wa dotennen #my new boss is goofy #like damn rent is expensive #move into aoyama's place and help pay his mortgage! #(in a poly qpr sorta way)

[celestialspritz]

i die just a little inside every time someone blames windows 10 and not the insane polycounts/texture sizes that seem to just get even worse year by year

#txt #ts2 #it’s interesting considering pink flashing began popping up around 2015 (??) #it coincides with windows 10’s release but also remember this is the sort of time 4t2 alpha hairs really became a lot more prominent #im team it’s not windows 10’s fault #it just bothers me the whole thing like we got guides here recommending we go into the the damn BIOS to fix sims 2 #little extreme don’t you think? when all you can do rlly is just cull high poly / big texture sizes cc or just. optimise ur stuff LMAO

[dizzy-n-busy]

Petition for someone who writes better than me to write a one-shot abt roaring 20’s era criminal x detective Milo and Sweetheart in an interrogation (please, PLEASE tag me in it if you do)

This is the kinda vibe ^^

Vaguely similar to Milo’s third vid where he bodied that shade, bc I said so/j

#this is jus a lil one off b4 I shove my poly!damn friendsgiving drawing n hcs onto yall 🫶 #but for now look at our manz stuntin #and yes that is sweetheart lightin the cig #redacted audio #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

[drasticemotions]

WHY IS EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE HOT STEAMY SMUT I WANT HURT COMFORT AND FLUFF GOD HELP ME I BEG I WILL DO ANYTHING

#PLEASE I CANT STAND THE FILTH #ive read everything on this damn app istg #the marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black x reader #james potter x reader #remus lupin x reader #regulus black #regulus black x reader #poly marauders #please just a small ounce of fluff #marauders era #fluff #hurt comfort #fictional characters #dean winchester #sam winchester #dean winchester x reader #sam winchester x reader #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #supernatural #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy #the boys #a supernatural world of ANGST and SEX more like it #give me angst that ends with comfort please I beg #sue me I’m going through something

[gera-4231]

DELWIN WTF

(art not mine, credits to @anakerasuci )

#robocar poli #robocar poli oc #oh damn boi