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Bruce introducing Jason as his baby boy, little man, tiny fetus with a leather jacket when the mf is 6'5 and 200 pounds of rage is so near and dear to my heart. but DICK????
THE FUCK,, is Bruce feeding these boys. Don't tell me you wouldn't have a heart attack if you were Clark Kent and the 10 year old with angry eyes and sunshine smile turned into this
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Prompt 76
Tim has no idea whether to laugh or cry. Bruce sends him away from Gotham to stay safe from Red Hood, yet who is standing there, in the Titan Tower, but the man himself. And if he was attacking or something then fine, he could deal with it. But no, the man is standing there, in the kitchen, cooking like it’s an everyday thing.
Like sure he’s cooking angrily and Tim swears he can see some sort of eye glow in the helmet, but it’s not like he’s actually threatening any of them?? The literal crime lord has been hissing about them not having any food and being out of medical supplies and who decided to leave a bunch of teens alone to take care of themselves. Which. Rude, he’s been taking care of himself for years, and both Raven and Beast Boy have too!
What type of scheme is this?!
Jason was going to go through with his attack on the Tower, he really was. But seriously, they didn’t even have any medical supplies, their cupboards were practically empty of food, and they didn’t even have any cleaning supplies. For fuck’s sake he’d gotten in so easily and it was a giant tower shaped like a T- everyone knew where it was!
Honestly it’s not his fault the pit rage went from being pissed to the literal child- which uh, huh he’ll have to freak out about that later- to raging about how he took better care of the alley kids than the heroes were taking care of their kids so guess whose going to have to fucking step up!
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I’m OBSESSED with Abe oh my god😭😭
I need more NSFW headcannons!!! Once Abe got more comfortable (if he even can) with having intimacy with his S/O would he discover any kinks of his own??
actually think itd be kinda funny to list off some of abes kinks actually so. ummm 🫶
cw dubcon (somnophilia)
• corruption
- make him say bad words. make him beg you to cum (or not cum, if you prefer). make him touch himself while you watch. doing anything even remotely obscene is against abe’s nature and he’ll go insane rewiring how his brain works to please you. itll make him cry and thats the best part
• breeding
- saying anything about wanting to have abes kids will make him so hard that he’ll nearly pass out. it doesn’t matter what gender you are, if you put the idea in his head he will beg and plead with you to let him try to knock you up no matter where you are. even if you’re physically incapable of having children he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try to fuck a baby into you anyway
• semi public (w/ a sprinkle of sacrilege)
- he’ll never admit it but one of his favorite things to do is fuck in church, ESPECIALLY if it’s during service. theres no real chance of you getting caught but he gets a rush from doing something naughty while the people who think he’s the pinnacle of purity aren’t far away. he also gets off to thinking god is watching him sin while he’s supposed to be worshipping him teehee
• somnophilia
- provided you give him permission to, abe likes to fuck you while you’re sleeping. partially because he gets too embarrassed to tell you that he’s worked up and will wait until you’re out so he doesn’t have to ‘bother’ you, partially because he just thinks it’s just really hot to see how long he fuck you before he wakes you up (or if he can avoid waking you up entirely; he usually can’t, but he does try!).
• edging/denial
- he gave himself this kink on accident since he convinced himself that it’s okay to have sex so long as he doesn’t cum when he first started being sexually active. he will edge himself in you and apologize endlessly for it but it eventually sort of morphs into him just trying stay be in you for as long as he possibly can once he does get comfortable enough to not gaslight himself to justify wanting to fuck you
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hey uh. you know the scene where till is singing in the club for his (assumedly) owner and sponsors?
they’re making him sing MY CLEMATIS. those lyrics are for MY CLEMATIS.
bonus: we know ivan is also somewhere in there-is this the canon explanation for the ivantill MY CLEMATIS anniversary duo?
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