The only person who has a right to be in the delivery room is the mother. And no mother should be manipulated into inviting people who crossed her boundaries to be there for a medical procedure that leaves her in a very emotionally and physically vulnerable state.
The SIL and MIL both crossed the boundaries of not just an expecting mother but a woman still grieving the deaths of both her parents so badly that a party was cancelled. And the MIL thinks she should be at the birth? She’s probably the type to start taking pictures before the Mother gives her ok. Because she was just so excited over the new baby she just couldn’t wait.
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He is Alive and So are We
I typed this blog. I must be alive. If you are reading this blog, then you are alive, too! Good news! We made it another day!
And, this morning, God woke me up and started me on my way! You ask me how I know that Jesus lives today. Here’s how I know. He lives within my heart.
Happy Resurrection Celebration Day! Whoever said “You Only Live Once” (YOLO) didn’t consider our Lord’s living, dying,…
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Athena refused to help Annabeth because she was embarassed by her impertinence.
Poseidon finally agrees to help Percy because he was proud of his.
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nutrek writers b like 'if we dont find someone to oppress RIGHT NOW nobody is gonna watch star trek' which fr isnt the case bc if star trek: picard had been about picards life on the vineyard and literally did nothing but be a story about him making the most delicious wines and characters from other treks occasionally visiting him i would have watched the whole damn thing multiple times over
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heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.
my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.
my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”
to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”
“what about two?”
“light work. i’d beat them up.”
the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.
“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”
“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”
“okay, fine. what about eleven?”
“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”
(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)
“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”
“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”
“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”
“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”
“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”
“they better.”
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Innovating on the concept of the turducken (chicken inside duck inside turkey) by introducing the world to my latest culinary experiment: The Piiiiiiiig (pig inside pig inside pig inside-
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The fact that Dan and Phil know absolutely nothing about how their phitchen works 😅 like do they just get takeout every day??? As people they will never cease to amaze and confuse me.
that kitchen has seen cereal and maybe the occasional pasta dish you cannot convince me that oven had been touched in two years.
also a shout out to exactly one year ago today during the wad preshow where dan checked his phone and announced he just got a delivery notification that phil had ordered shake shack
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Nami and Usopp have a betting pool over when they think Zoro and Sanji will finally realize they’re in love.
Usopp has hope they’ll figure it out before their baby is born, but Nami thinks they won’t pull their head out of their asses until after.
And the closer Zoro gets to his due date, Nami increasingly teases Usopp that he’s running out of time and she’s gonna win.
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